Bert Kreischer Returns For A Rematch Against Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
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- 게시일 2020. 04. 22.
- Bert Kreischer is a veteran standup comedian and certified Hot Ones legend. He has a new special on Netflix-the trending "Hey Big Boy"-as well as Bertcast, "Something's Burning" on KRplus, and the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with fellow friend of the brand Tom Segura. But how will he fare in his rematch against the wings of death? Bert first sat down with Sean Evans way back in Season 2, and now he's making history once again on the first-ever social distancing-friendly "Hot Ones: Quarantine Edition." Hope you enjoy this bonus episode, spicelords!
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This is EXACTLY what I needed today
Today's episode with Bert is excellent!!
Might want to look into using something other than zoom btw. Multiple countries have officially banned it due to the safety issues it has had. There is always Skype, Microsoft teams, discord, and a few others that have been around and trusted for a long time. Great show as always, and stay safe amd healthy.
Bert is actually awful. His gimmick is being a fat drunk who takes his shirt off.
It’s official NOW, Sean has the best job in the world. Literally getting paid to eat wings from home while FaceTime’ing celebrities.
How he not eating all the wings with sauce only the first one
It’s more work then just face timing the celebrity. The most impressive part about Sean is how much research he does on the people he’s interviewing.
He's a celebrity himself though
What the hell is that weird apostrophe about?
Some weird ass comments here. 😂
Bert is that friend that can have a whole conversation by himself.
Igs more like he’s a huge narcissist that loves the sound of his voice
And the u have -friends- like Ari
Bert's podcast is the classic LA comic podcast where it's like: "Come on my show and listen to me talk about myself for an hour..."
“I’m a live by myself guy I just have mugs and like 3 spoons.”
Shit that hit home bro.
It got real, fast. Lol
I’ve worked with Bert a bunch of times at Funny Bone in Cincinnati. He’s one of the most kindest, genuine, grounded guys and always so good to the wait staff. It warmed my heart that he’s thinking about the small clubs. Love ya Bert 💜
I've worked with Neil Armstrong a bunch of times on the moon in space. He's one of the most kindest, genuine, grounded guys and always so good to the NASA staff. It warmed my heart that he's thinking about the young astronauts. Love ya Neil 💜
Bert's pouring hot sauce like he's pouring himself drinks
he's not drinking
Jason Gillum it’s an expression bruh
He's murdering that hot sauce.....
Mad respect for Bert
@@hp6964 no shit, just now seen bert for the first time ever
This is waaayyyy better than the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon: At Home Edition! The quality is outstanding! Sean and the whole Hot Ones team continue to out do themselves!
Well Jimmy Fallon is not funny and not talented so that makes sense.
Pretty low bar to clear, but yes, I agree completely.
even a great guest wouldnt make me watch anything with fallon. he waters down other people
None of the Jimmy's are funny.
@@brandonbourcy502 jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
Every Guest - going to pass out from hot sauce
Sean - *So my next question is...* ✅🤣
poor guy has to do it every time lol he has to be a spicy god by now. side note though, i bet his asshole is never happy with him.
yeah that's the concept of the show
20:33 the editor who echoed bert blowing his nose has had me rolling off my bed for the past 7 minuets 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao so pointless but so damn funny
I waited for it based on your comment... I was not disappointed
lollllllll x 5200
@@Aztecia shit!!!! Didn’t expect a member of the neebs family to pop up in the wild!
@@logancruz7896 Hahaha hi!
"I just bukkaked that wing" is one of the greatest sentences I have ever heard.
I saw that movie. It's a classic! lol
Really. Thats the greatest. lmfao
you're so right! I laughed at this comment before he said it on video, and then I laughed again after watching.
That was amazeballs 🤣🤣🤣
actually that use is etymologically correct, even without the modern almost inherent sexual connotations.
Bert:
*Breaks down the macro economics of comedy
Also Bert:
“I just Bukkakied this wing”
lmaooooo underrated comment, I had the same thought
Genius in his own right. And by that I mean borderline autistic
@@IBuhZerK I guess he and Ila have more in common than he thinks.
@@colina1330she's autistic?
@@giorgioIP haha I don't think so. Bert has mentioned a lot that she's kind of a genius in her own way, though.
16:50 the little drip sound the editor threw in deserves some praise. Everything about this show from the research, the editing, sound design, interviewer, questions, guests, answers, and pain are all just top notch.
Sean: "look at you my man.."
Bert: *choking dying*
Even at his house, Sean wears a jacket.. I've never seen his arms lol
Yep. I think its time...
riff raff episode. you're welcome
I feel like they are similar to pale and floppy udon noodles.
@@skinny.bike.bronson why do u know that?! 🤯
He has some nazi tattoos
Quarantine won't stop Sean's classic head turn to a different camera at the beginning of every episode 😂
krplus.net/bidio/abR9e3x2pau7ZpQ bert kreischer caught smoking gas
“ what if DaBomb cured Carona but you had to pour it in your dikhole?” Lmfao!!😂😂
Ouch
Well, I guess I would be living with corona then lol
I'll take my chances with Corona xD
Step one complete.. if I end up getting corona, I'll let you know it doesn't work.
Bro that’s actually fucking scary
The Paul Rudd episode is my favorite too! That one and Shia LaBeouf's.
The Shia episode completely changed my perspective on him
Same, he seemed like such a wholesome dude. I think my favorite was key and Peele. Not the best interview, but it was hilarious
Truth or dab with bert and tom is the best!!
Shia LeBeouf went around murdering stray dogs just to get ready to play a part in a movie. And btw the movie is about him being a tax attorney or something. That guy is a fucking piece of shit
Dear Jesus bert has such a good microphone, he’s even outdone Sean in this time. But I’m really happy hot ones still wants to put it really good content for us to see. It shows even in the toughest times they’re dedicated to us
Thought so too, well he does a have a podcast so he must have fairly pro audio gear
its the BLUE Microphones Snowball, good quality for a great price. I can only recommend it
Andre Villalba I agree with that, and I’m glad he takes pride in his quality that he puts out. And to throw any shade at Sean he’s just working with what he’s got
@@jokobiev7886 Bert should hook Sean up with the crisp audio goodness!
Other people need to take notice. He isn't even using a special mic. Its a blue snowball. They are like $40-50
“This camera, this camera, there’s only one camera” is the sleeper quote of the episode
oColeTrain14o 😅😅
The look to the imaginary second camera during the intro was great as well
🎥📷📹📷🎥📷
whoever the audio guy was for this that added the water droplet sound when he drooled on himself during da bomb is a legend.
The echo on the noseblow was great too.
Bert: *Cooks bacon at 420
Me hitting my bong at home: *nice*
😬
*nice*
Noice
Niceeee
nice
This is literally the longest that Bert has ever had a shirt on for.
Anthony Yount no one wants to see his disgusting fat gut
And managed not to spend the whole session interrupting Sean and himself. I only counted maybe 2or 3 bertus interruptus drinks
@@gunzalez507thats what burt does tho.
Bert in public: shirtless
Bert at home: fully clothed
Guaranteed he has no shoes or socks on.
ye hes a wierd boy
I was just thinking that this is the longest I’ve seen him wearing a shirt!
He's got sensitive tattoos that unfortunately in this day in age, a lot of people would be offended by
@@I360FXI : I KNOW you are implying he has racist tattoos, and that is a horrible thing to say!
(those are supposed to be kept secret)
Its Almost March 2023, and I just watched this episode. It was really confronting, and moving, reliving that scary, uncertain time. I am so glad we are getting through this. I am sad for all of the people we lost, and wish it was handled better. But here we are.
I literally yelled out "Jesus christ Bert, get it together!" when he spilled his sauce after wing one lol
I love how Bert has a high quality mic while Shawn is using his AirPods
I was thinking the same 😂
Like, Shawn needs to steal a production mic!!
I wouldn't conside a snowball mic a "high" quality microphone, it's entry level at best haha but ya kinda funny
PtDevil it’s probably what he used for his podcast
😁😁😁😁
@@JumpingWithAxes1 Yeah agreed. Snowballs aren't XLR. Not even close to what "high quality" would be.
The added reverb on his nose blowing killed me. Applause for the editors, as always. 20:31
😂😂😂 I’m crying. I didn’t notice that the first time.
check out 16:50 :D
@@tabization4938 that water drop noise though
@@tabization4938 😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I PISSED LAUGHING!!! Didn't even notice he drooled at first!! That sound affect just added 2000 points HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why am i not surprised that Berts plumber crack is out within 5 minutes of the show? 😂😂 YOU'RE THE MAN BERT
The thing I love about Bert Kreischer is that he's not trying to be anything other than himself. He's just him doing his thing and he laughs at himself, doesn't take himself too seriously and he's a nice down-to-earth dude. I'd love to hang out with him sometime. Great interview as always Sean! I hope you're hanging in there :)
The echoed sound of Bert blowing his nose sounded like a razor-sharp fart traveling at mach speed.
I heard that immediately as I saw this comment. 😆
It`s what his ass will sound like ALL tomorrow
So Mack speed is the speed of sound.. this makes no sense
The fucking reverb is hilarious 😂😂
Remy Andre Urne Are you the joke police?
Bert Throats that Wing like it could get him a movie deal.
They call it the Weinstein special
James Cook
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Sean’s genuine “Oh no!” When Burt ate all that da bomb in one bite. I can’t. I just can’t.
Bert is easily one of the best people to have on this show. His energy and genuine enthusiasm for the show just comes through so well and it’s so entertaining!
Bert: "I'm sober"
Also Bert: "Stay home, take half a xanax and watch Blazing Saddles"
YouAreWhatYouEet he said he quit drinking!! Homeboy is still going to smoke and do some xanies!!!
He probably has to take a benzo or else he starts getting the shakes from alcohol withdrawal
Bert saying he's sober means he just has a beer late at night and only on the weekends lol. And wednesdays.
Bert may say that's sober
"Sober" is a euphemism for " not completely wasted"
Sean's live alone guy joke is the best part of this whole thing
Nannada1212 I could have sworn he was engaged to a smokeshow like runway model/yoga teacher or something.
“Landlines and guns come in handy during quarantine” - 2020 Bert
"I wasn't a dick, I was just an idiot."
Me in a nutshell
"Love you Bert"
"Love ya Shawn"
Probably the best sound offs for an episode yet.
Right on!!
Idgi who
It used to be pretty standard on 2 bears 1 cave.
*Bert showing off a Grand Canyon-sized pair of cheeks*
Sean: "Lovely view back there"
Excited to watch all his specials!! Thanks for this episode!
Genuine connection. Genuine people, you and Bert. No bullshit. Incredible what you have done here Sean. Somehow you have figured out how to mine depth, genuine depth. That's why you're such a success. I watch and will watch everything you do. Don't change a thing Sean....
I feel like doing an interview this way would just come across as awkward with most people. Bert, on the other hand, kills it.
It definitely helps that bert podcasts alot... he knows how to interact with sean through a camera...
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He's really riding the wave after watching Precious Gems
Thank you for saying that, I don't enjoy these webcam interviews but I will give this one a go!
Who
*Bert starts drooling after Da Bomb*
Editor: lemme add a sploosh to that
I love their attention to detail with the sound design lol
Thank you Sean (and Bert). Feels good see you able to keep going.
Thank you guys for keeping it together and still making great content for all of us! It's gotta be tough for you guys too through all this, and it's inspirational that you guys are still doing what you do and keeping the rest of us sane. Also only just realized I haven't seen the last couple of Bert's specials so going to watch those now. You guys are awesome, and Bert you and Tom have seriously inspired me to try to pursue comedy so thank you. I hope you guys see this, you guys have gotten me through some tough times when I just needed a laugh or see these superstars for who they are, real people following their dreams.
PS Bert, I would literally shit in a pizza box in front of a room full of people if you'd come to colorado springs and support the local comedy scene (it needs it, Denver has a huge scene but Colorado springs is somewhat scarce for comedy and I know the clubs and bars that do it are suffering). Come make love to the universe up in this bitch, love you guys.
If anyone is going to _honestly_ go whole hog on this challenge, it’s Bert.
Our boy’s got this 🙌
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear bianca
krplus.net/bidio/l8-tc2OaZ53Dqpg bert kreischer caught with 3 pounds a hour ago😱🙏🏻🤦🏻♂️pray for him
The way you typed honestly is obnoxious
The way you typed honestly immediately made me say it in Tom Segura's dumb girl voice. Hahaha
“I just have a mug and 3 spoons” was way funnier to me than it should’ve been 💀
and it was a free swag mug from Puckerbutt Pepper Co!
Reminds me of my two single buddys that lived together I went over to chill with them and one of them was in the kitchen and yells out, "Hey Rich, do you know where the fork is?" Most bachelor shit I ever heard.
MasseHole
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This is crazy
3D Modeling Travis Scott
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Bert pouring half the bottle out on accident, then doing the same thing for every other wing is such a Bert thing.
at the time of watching this video, i’ve seen “Hey, Big Boy” at LEAST 8 times. it’s is one of my favorite Netflix specials of all times.
8 times? get a live
@@singthesong get a live... good one
Bert: This hot sauce right here is a keepe-
Drops the bottle
If 2020 was a song:
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Tema Vero that was absolute shit
Tema Vero wack
"I'm a single guy...I have mugs and like three spoons . Thats hilarious 🤣
It's relatable in my flat 😂😂
i have 2 spoons 1 glass and no mugs :(
I thought sean has a girlfriend though?.. maybe not living together though
One of my favorite episodes so far! Bert is awesome!
This went really well. I hope that you can continue like this successfully while we are in quarantine. Thanks for the laughter!!!
"Enough of those sandwiches and she won't do drugs."
I wonder if that was my mom's thought with all her food she feeds me.
NenuBoo did it work? Didn’t for me LOL
NenuBoo
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@Adam Edward stoppp
Luckyass, I made my own shit growing up for the most part.
"this camera, this camera, and there's only one camera" I'm sent
you know what would be funnier, if you didn't quote it in the comments and ruin it for people who come across it :/
@@connorwallace5274 People still get upset about spoilers *in the comments?*
Connor Wallace maybe that’ll teach you to read comments after the video🤷♂️
@@ImaBobbyMudda im attention deficit so sometimes i can't help it lol. But these comments are kinda annoying 🤷♂️
Sent? Your sent? Where were you sent to?
I'm so glad to see you guys still doing the show but staying safe. Keep doin what you're doin!
thanks for these episodes. I appreciate it
“We haven’t heard from Coolio in a while” still need that merch
Anyone remember what episode that was?
@@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive gordon ramsay
God I’m high and I was going to say “the Coolio episode”
That on a hoodie though 👀 sheesh
DONT CRY
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I’m only a few seconds in but Sean just looked away for the other camera during his intro. Loved it 😂
I Loved it too. I looked through the comments for this, I feel validated
Lmfaooo same I died 😂😂😂😂
200 plus episodes it becomes habit.
Thank you for respecting social distancing while still putting out videos:) I enjoyed this one as much as the others! 💖
Thank you all so much for this I needed this hahah!!!!!
They should make a hot ones kit with all the sauces so you can do this with your friends, not full bottles but maybe half the size to help with a price break
Josh Moule “they should”
Fuck outta here
Darth Volt ?
They do, my dude.
NinjaWeazel no they don’t
Don't think they can sell sauces they haven't got a sponsorship with or don't own. Maybe in the future tho, would be awesome!!
“Love you, too, Sean”
The way he said that hit deep.
I’m so glad that I saw this come up on my feed! I love Sean and I love Bert they’re both so funny and I really enjoyed the first interview so I’m so glad I got a second!
Honestly I really appreciated this. A nice watch after a really rough day.
One of my favorite episodes and its shot over zoom. This seemed less of an interview but more like to bros eating wings and just talking about random shit...which is awesome. Thank you for this!
When bert drools a little bit at 16:50 and they edit in the water drop sound I FREAKING LOST IT DUDE LMAOOOOO
Brought me back to YMH “Alright, story time”
Smurf Account LMMFAO! Thank you for this. I somehow missed it, read this, went back and rewatched and am now also fucking dying. Well done 👍🏼
Thanks for making me smile Sean and Bert :)
Keep it up!
amazing show. love you guys and thanks for doing it.
This format actually worked really well.
16:50: *blooop*
Praise the Editor for that subtlety.
imbtyler
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tara lamlam11 is there an emoji for a deadpan, blank-stare, emotionless blinking reaction?
Playlist Dealer - lol it’s just a time stamp of this exact video, and it’s literally not even bad. Burnt Chrysler bites a wing, drools a lil bit out the corner of his mouth, and the editors threw in a well-mixed sound effect that can easily be missed within the pacing of the show.
@@imbtyler 😐
Thank you so much to continue this amazingly spicy show, huge fan keep up the great work!
👍👍👍thank you both, I needed this👍👍👍
Shia LeBouf was the best episode of hot Ones, the dude was underrated hilarious
Him and theo von have been some oof the best ever
@@benjipesci5197 Theo is the king of subtle hilarious comments. The Shia episode was great too though. They've really been on a roll.
I'd put Shia in a solid top 5, maybe even top 3, but IMO Paul Rudd is #1 by miles. The ending when he flips "sell" to "celebration" got me right in the feels.
shaq too
Yes! Him, Shaq, and Paul are my top 3, I think.
Best part about hot wings in quarantine is you're never far from a toilet.
Sarah N. YOUR toilet, feels better destroying a bathroom when it’s your own
Yea for sure. Imagine those guests who were doing it as part of a press tour then had to go get on a plane.
If I did the studio would want a hotel room nearby and nothing to do the next day.
You are both amazing . I am a huge fan of you both and I really appreciate you taking the time to make my day better. You both have something positive to say to your viewers and that really means some thing in today’s world .thank you
By far the best guest on hot ones, he's so passionate about it and what a chill guy
I appreciate everyone making efforts to produce content in these weird times
"It does push-ups the right way" is a good way of describing Da Bomb.
THE MACHINE! love that Bert just says anything not giving a f***. He"s a champ that embraces the pain!
This episode had me crying the whole time. Bert and Sean are hilarious.
"I just bukakke'd this wing."
My wife - "What's that mean?"
Me - "Google it...don't do it on your work computer."
Your wife knew..
Shiiieeeeet, missed opportunity to show her first hand
"... Don't do it on your work computer." 🤣🤣 Good looking out homie
"Enough of those sandwiches and she won't do drugs!"
Marijuana has entered the chat.
Chris Webb
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Marijuana? He said drugs tho.
@@jlxm4886 marijuana is by definition a drug.
cannabutter has entered the chat
@@Decoda. yup. so is coffee, alcohol, and tobacco.
I'm so happy Hot Ones is still doing episodes remotely. Hot Ones is a show I didn't realize I couldn't live without! 💙💙💙
Great episode. The production was insane. Big ups to your team!!
After this I went and saw "Hey Big Boy". Damn that is a funny set.
His daughter Ila is simply the best.
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Lol when the guest has a better setup than the host.
Thank you for doing these. I didn’t think you would be doing hot ones for a long time and you figured out a way.
This quarantine edition is very very well adapted to the circumstances! Shout out to your team. Specially the extra camera filming Bert is a great idea.
only Bert could be trusted to do a quarantine show..
When things get back to normal I want to see Sean on Something's Burning.
I think Bert's over it.
love this just as much as the normal episodes
This went way more fluidly than I expected. I completely stopped noticing it was done through webcams after the first wing. Well done
Loved that you guys did this and love that Bert was so passionate about helping these smaller clubs and the staff open and working.
"Look at you my friend!"
Bert- * coughing up a mixture of spit and hot sauce*
Bert is hilarious xD
This is the best way to do this during these times, nice work
hey Shawn. watched your show on the hospital Tvs while my gf was going through a very rough pregnancy. u made a women going though terrible contractions with 170/130 blood pressure laugh out loud! love everything you been doing. baby and gf are doing amazing!
Straight up. One of the best hot ones yet, I love how genuine Bert is. Stay safe everyone.
Was anyone else SCREAMING Ari Shaffir the second Sean said "Whose most likely to make national headlines getting beat up by the mainstream media for a Corona joke?"
Ari has a knack for being a piece of shit, sadly
@@vigge111111 Its comedy bruh dont get pissed off of that lmfao
My first thought was Anthony Jeselnik
My first thought was Anthony Jeselnik
@@vigge111111 Yep, and he ain't funny either.
Absolutely great episode.