Theo Von Fights the Dark Arts While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 19.
- Theo Von is one of the funniest comedians working today. You can catch him on the Dark Arts Tour coming to a city near you. His special, No Offense, is on Netflix now. And he has a podcast, This Past Weekend, which is available on Apple, Spotify, KRplus, and wherever else you get your pods. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the Rat King takes on the wings of death and chats with Sean Evans as if they were lifelong buddies. As he battles the hot-sauce dark arts, Theo tells stories about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, capturing chimps in Louisiana, and adapting to the L.A. lifestyle. GANG GANG!
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When Theo starts a sentence, the rest is in God's hands
Blasphemy
😂
Dead 😂
😂😂
I can't believe I found this 4 years later what a gem
Theo Von starts his sentences not knowing what the rest of the sentence is gonna be
"it's called a mystery, idiot" lmao.
Daniel Rogers like Michael scott
Lol so true
Dude is the best freestyle comedian ive ever seen
“Sometimes I wander into a sentence and I don’t know how I’m going to get out” - Theo Von. He’s aware lmao
You guys have gotta reinvite Theo. He's more relevant than he's ever been, and what a jam he is.
facts!
Agreed
I just said the same thing as I’m watching this for the second time😭
This is the closet Ive ever been to going on a date with a man 😅😅
Wow are we twins?
Question: "How well do you handle spicy foods?"
Normal person: "pretty well" or maybe "i can't deal with spice at all"
Theo Von: "Yeah so as a kid i had a pepper stuck in my ear" 😂😂😂
Haha i laughed at that too. If you gave me just text of every guest's opening lines without the guest name, and the list of guests, I am pretty sure I would be able to line this one up to him.
@@thembones1895 "you always hear firetrucks after that" yup 100% Theo
he's so precious lol
You can hear the devil walk
ralph from the Simpsons haha
“I’m ready to rearrange my chromosomes dog, here’s to autism brother”
His brain is on another level lmao
bro that sentence had me rolling laughing
Thats why hes the goat
That fkn killed me. But I think he meant down syndrome
@@elis1716 Honestly yes. I feel like Theo does this a lot. Like he knows what he should say but says something vaguely familiar instead, to seem less intelligent perhaps? Call me crazy but it seems fairly common.
Absolutely hilarious. 😂😂
Theo is the type of friend that makes you feel better when you both failed the exam.
This is wildly specific and I love it
I love this 😆
😆 whahaha
@@PaulYhap
Yghg8
very accurate.
“I don’t like Denny’s cuz every time I leave there I feel like a victim…” 😂
😂😂😂
hes so right tho??!!
😂😂😂😂😂 its the best description of eating at that place that I've ever heard in my life😂😂😂😂
"I just remembered something from a long time ago." - Theo Von ...LOL
this part was my favorite
Sent him on a vision quest
He didnt even say what it was😂😂
“I’m ready to rearrange my chromosomes brother, here’s to autism” Theo is a national treasure.
Hilarious haha
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down
☠️☠️😂
@@reginaldcampos5762that's not autism
@@lilme7052 No, it's Downs Syndrome. It's a joke.
When Theo says “I just remembered something from a long time ago” and then proceeds to not say anything else on that matter while he’s having an existential crisis w da bomb is my favorite
Agree
I want to know the memory! 😂
He's having Vietnam flashbacks
That was my favorite part
@@theGUNNman From when he had to gum down a Viet after a plane crash? 🤣
“5:00 this is the closest I’ve been to a date with a man, it’s nice” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said “Sharon Osborne” with such confidence cracked me up for some reason.
Theo saying "I just remembered something from a long time ago" and not elaborating is so fucking funny 😂
What's awesome is when he says that, tells a hilarious story, then they ask how long ago it was and he's like "that was two months ago dude." It kills every time.
He said that because of the tears...it's a joke.
Like he's crying from "something he remembers from a long time ago".. not because it's spicy haha
It's a very common "joke" especially in Spanish... Haha I guarantee that's what he meant
>refuses to elaborate
I like when he says something along the lines of, " I need to call my old science teacher, something is happening to me" lol that shit was spot on
"Do you eat spicy food?"
Theo: "I got a pepper stuck in my ear once."
Me: "This is going to be a great video."
"You always hear a fire truck after that. You can hear the devil walking..." 🤣
Had me rolling
Bro exactly 😂😂😂😂
Bro I stg I said the same thing before I seen this comment that’s crazy lol
It already is
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes ever live there, because rhey network" absolutely golden line
This is one of the best episodes. I’ve never heard so much from Sean and seen him so laid back and open.
Theo has that gift !
Mom: "He has like 48 hours to live". Theo: "Yeah, but I'm nervous about these condiments". 😆🤣😆🤣
Broo😭
😭😭😭😭
HAD ME DYINGGG
Ahahaha
Killed me dawg 😂😂😂
Theo looks like a custodian who secretly does math problems posted in the hallway. Only it’s an elementary school and he gets the answers wrong.
T hi s should have more likes
I’m actually dying. I can see the light 😂😂😂😂😵
Hahahahaha wtf
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Theo von would be proud
"My mom's husband has 48 hours to live"
I know he was laughing, but if he was fr I hope he's okay. Such a funny and genuine dude really
To me it's clear he was laughing about the hospice (like that's really happened), but not the 48 hours to live part
I read somewhere that laughing at something serious helps other people relieve the stress about the situation.
Yeah that's Mr Charlie and he's passed away
Sean Evan's is really a master interviewer. He knows when to push and when to let a line of questioning go. His dynamic with everybody I've ever seen him interview is just fantastic.
The majority of the time the guest had him are friends right after da bomb
You don't know how gansta Theo is until you realize he made Sean talk more about himself than all previous guests combined. The ability to ask insightful questions and listen and reciprocate, while CLEANING those wings, not just taking a bite, but cleaning, is a gift from the lord himself. Gang gang rat pack
Ganggggggggg
Gang mf gang 🙏🙏
Don’t touch me.
Bro don’t touch me.
Gang gang
Every time Theo talks, it looks like his brain is being bombarded with an infinite amount of the best possible responses and has to decide on just one.
Well said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soooo true
That's what high functioning autism looks like to others. So cool!
Its like he has all the best answers but they are all in a foreign language.
"She's a prolific woman" is the niceset way ever to speak about a cheating ex. 😂 Theo is such a legend
“I just remembered something from a long time ago” 😂😂😂 the heat knocked cobwebs off his brain
"Do you practice eating spicy food?"
"I had a pepper in my ear once"
The things this guy says are 100% unique to him as a human. No other human could ever mutter the same words lol.
Man he started off strong.
HEAR THE DEVIL WALKING
That's them dark arts, boy.
This comment describes Theo in the best way possible!
"This is the closest iv'e ever been to being on a date with a man. It's good."😂😂😂 Theon is a genius
1.5 k likes and no comments let me fix that.
@@dammaguy1286 people like you is why good things happen to good people :)
@@dammaguy1286 Roll with the peer pressure
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"they don't look at you like you guys have ever met" about seeing a chimp outside of a Wendy's. Lol I'm 2 and a half minutes in and I'm dying.
22:00 “I thought it was gunna be a lot darker, you really brighten it up” that’s so nice ❤
Only Theo can go on an interview show and become the interviewer. The man is just awesome.
Thought the same thing, started turning it around.
He was trying to buy time between wings 🤣🤣
U need to see the Dave Grohl one it’s legendary
@@JSp4wN Dave Grohl has to be my favourite episode of this series. Man made it his show
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
This man packs more jokes into a conversation than a team of writers can in a sitcom and it's just incredible
I’ve only ever seen clips of Theo but he’s the type of person where I have no idea if a single word out of his mouth is the truth
@@littleoldmanboy that’s what he wants listen to his podcast he’s a comedic genius
@@littleoldmanboyseriously man
Can you imagine him in a room with Russell brand
I know it’s random, but I really wonder what an interaction between Theo and Nardwuar would be like.
edit: or Eric Andre
Man ive watched a lot of episodes, and I think Theo is top 3 guests of all time. What a humble and genuine guy. So entertaining just listening to this guy talk.
Who is your top likes?
@@Kelly-qv3wgJoey Diaz, Theo, Shaq will always be #1 for me.
I can respect a person that finishes their plate, even when the food is designed to torture you. Theo kept cleaning each wing, like he's at a normal meal, I love that grounded-ness. He has no idea how weirdly normal he is being.
Man, preach. 100%.
When I was a kid, the first time we went to another person's house to eat that I was old enough to have a life lesson given to me.
My mum stopped me before we got out of the car, deadass looked me in the eyes and said;
"Listen. I don't care if you're allergic, I don't care if its the worst thing you've ever tasted. You eat at someone's house, eat what they paid for, you clean that plate."
Maybe he was just fanging for a meal 😂
He's my ideal human. Just a genuine guy that really is interested and cares about others.
Theo’s sense of humor is so obscure but his timing and delivery makes it hilarious
He sounds so serious it makes you question it lol
his brain genuinely works differently lol
Even if you don't understand what he's talking about you'll still die at anything he cracks
yea, it can't be taught. It just is.
are you the real scottyp ? and do you know wesh ?
"This is the closest I've ever been on a date with a man....it's good"
whyisthisnottyping this is the top comment and the first time I read this is exactly when he said it
Sean didn't know what to say. Theo is a good genuine guy and knows how to joke around and have fun. Sean wasn't ready for that though.
SAME@@champgreen9985
As i read it Theo said it and thats how you get another like...
Gang gang
Theo hitting back with some very good questions to Sean, absolutely love this episode, back re-watching it 4 years later.
“You hear the devil walk” 🤣🤣🤣
" I have bronchitis, but it's not contagious, but.... dude...my first girlfriend had real short hair, you know, kinda like a young man, like a Frenchman.. " This is the best sentence I've ever heard in my life
Fucking hilarious
@@Chris-lz6ci that time he was talking about Tekashi69 going into witness protection...
'where you gonna hide him? What, he's gonna be a stableboy in Narnia? He's got 69 tatoo'd on his face, what, is he gonna be a math quiz?'
Then proceeds to toast wings after lmaol
Nobody has metaphors and euphemisms like Theo, simply unmatched, "you hear the devil walking"
that was some poetry
That low key sounded badass though…like…
Cheers to Autism
“I just remembered something from a long time ago”
Well said, simply unmatched.
“Jonathan Taylor Thomas “ … “that’s Ellen” 🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Can we talk about Theo Von’s respect for the entire chicken wing? No leftovers - respect the birds 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Respecting them would be not eating them
"
my moms putting her 90 year old husband in hospice today......hes got 48 hours to live....but mom im about to kill these chicken wings " LMFAO
He's got a contagious laugh :D
and he does. None of that nibbling the edges shit, he nailed them like a fucking champ. Here's to autism. Lol
I died dude
I laughed way too hard bro
I’m a hospice nurse. I had 6 patients tonight, one of them died today, I cried. #hospice4life
“8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes live in Australia.... because they network” lmao
4 years later and I think I’ve rewatched this episode more than any other when he starts talking about telling his mom about going on the show I cry laughing
Letting Sean talk about himself for the first time was super refreshing
Right!? I've watched SO many of these and never heard a guest ask Sean about himself. This felt like a genuine conversation that we get to eavesdrop on. 😊
I love that Theo gets Sean to open up and actually turn the interview. Amazing conversation, this is the first time I’ve heard Sean actually talk about himself.
Ikr
I'm sure it's not that hard, most celebrities are too self centered to even ask.
Kristen bell also did that
Sean's self awareness of how easy it is to place your identity in the wrong things - that's some *_wisdom_* he shared
Exactly what I thought
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes live in Australia...
...because they network.
Think they all just ended up there?"
-Theo Von 2019
America needs to be run by a business in the front man, and also a party in the back man
Class act man! The way he was genuinely so appreciative of them having him on the show, melted my heart. Theo is the most lovable person on the world.
""I'll go deep with you dog. You Neil Armstrong, I'm Buzz Aldrin daddy"
We all need a friend like Theo.
You go and BE a friend like Theo, son.
Ready to rearrange my chromosomes, you know what im sayin? Cheers to autism, bro
"I met Buzz Aldrin... from the moon, and he didn't seem like he'd been to the moon" - Theo on JRE
Domingo Cruz I’m using this fucking line.
My favorite Buzz Aldrin line is when Ali G interviewed him and introduced him as Buzz Lightyear.
Theo seems like he could be best friends with anyone in 10 minutes flat
That is completely true
That’s Pisces for ya
Except Bill Burr apparently lol
He always makes me smile. He made me laugh at a hospice situation. That takes talent.
Evan Baillargeon what’s the deal with Theo and bill?
Theo is a national treasure. This man carried me through covid depression. What a legend.
the confidence with which he said "jonathan taylor thomas" and "sharon osbourne" have me 💀
"he's got 48 hours to live"
"i know, but i'm... very nervous about eating these condiments."
lol
i know!!!!!
Hans Moleman that was hilarious
🤣
I was watching this on my lunch break and couldn't stop laughing at this lmaooo
*poops pants on the bus*
“Dude, my first girlfriend had real short hair.. you know like a young man.. like a Frenchman”
😂😂😂😂
That was taller/stronger than him and picked him up to kiss him. Gd theo.
i read this exactly as he was saying it....
@@connorsmith559 its weird how that happens..use to think yall were lieing attention whores...but it just happened to me lol
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He’s so precious. I know he jokes a lot but he’s literally the most positive comedian I’ve ever seen 🥹 love him sm! 💕
Until you try to hand him some napkins😂
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes are living in Australia... because they network"
LOL. That's pretty funny.
He’s pretty funny in general, he’s a great storyteller.
Yeah but fucking wow, how fat is Bart Krenchger?
He's one of the funniest dudes out rn
TokyoTraveller snakes on a plane
"8 of the most 11..." hahaha
"Sharon Osborne" 🤣🤣 the confidence in that answer 🤣
Plot twist, David Bowie is still alive and married to Ozzy!
fucking lost it when he said that 😂
Lmao he didn’t hesitate a bit 😂😂😂
He thought Ellen was Johnathan Taylor Thomas😂🤣😂 They do have the same body type tbh.
FysiKs Lmao knowing him he said it on purpose
Love how Sean ends up being interviewed by theo.. this is a great episode. Don't really know theo as a personality, but what a genuine and nice guy
"She's a prolific woman" - I'm going to choose to believe that he did an intentional malapropism there to avoid using the word 'promiscuous,' both because he's a gracious guy and also because he's witty af and knows that 'prolific' kind of, sort of, works too. 👏❤
I think he was referring to her being good at what she does…good at getting around. I understood why he used that term to describe her
Theo describes the girlfriend who cheated on him as “prolific” I love his eccentric sense of humour.
I noticed this too I can’t believe Sean didn’t laugh at this
Prolific as in, a sloot..
Yes!🤣
His working talkin bout it was dope Treal talk, “mental 6 pack here”
such novel type of humor
I love how he made up some crazy shit about D'elia for zero reason 😂
AnonOfAnarchy it’s their thing. They rip on each other all the time.
@@GorramT it's what their whole group does constantly
I hope u saw the aftermath on TPW with Delia telling Theo a dude asked him if the dog renting was real! 🤣🤣🤣
He also once said “D’elia puts deodorant on his WHOLE arm”🤣
When this came out this was the first I ever seen him and I’m a big fan of Chris and I thought him talking shit was a real beef with him lmfaooo
Theo is actually so genuine when you unpack his surface
Do you eat spicy food?
“I got a pepper stuck in my ear once”
You cannot predict a Theo Von sentence
But I predict if u drank every time u hear Theo say “you know?”. You would get FUGGGGED UP.
4:43 Looks like theo is the one doing the predicting..
Bruh
1000
Dude is a poet.
Apple needs a Theo Von auto complete
When the interview just turns into two dudes having good conversation and eating wings
straight up bromance
Thats how these interviews should be imo
Ms. Sponge Daddy right! The podcaster in Theo came out in this interview
Cuz Theo is chill asf cuz he's asking. Tallest girl you dated lol n other things. He doesn't make it about him that's what gives him his charisma imo
love it
I think one aspect of Sean being an amazing host and interviewer is his ability to match the level of whoever he's interviewing
Theo is charismatic & hilarious. The flow between your conversations was so enjoyable. I loved this episode and he handle the spice so well!
“These are good questions man, I forgot my own life” - Theo 2019
Probably because he makes up most of the shit he says. Unless you believe the MOST RIDICULOUS shit only happens to him.
@@JanoyCresva let me introduce you to Joey "Joe Rogan" Diaz
@@JanoyCresva Typical idiot who doesn't know what life is outside of his basement and computer
16:07 "I just remembered something from a long time ago."
This killed me
@@JanoyCresva Provide me with one viable source stating that he makes up stories about his life. You're so clearly jealous its hilarious, do you not think anyone else here follows his career. You're also the only one I've ever heard say that. In other words, the only one bullshitting here is you, be quiet now.
"He's got 48 hours to live n i'm like mom i'm very nervous about eatin these condiments" I love the Rat King, awesome!!!
Brenaldinho destiny rat King.?
I was crying at that story🤣
@@alondrasanchez9263 Nah I ain't going for the throne, i'm happy to live in his realm
the way this guy shows his respect to people through it all is awesome.
“ Sharon Osbourne”
“ No David Bowie “ 😂😂😂
“This is the closest I’ve been to being on a date with a man” 😂😂
"...it's good."
666 likes OMG
“ I just remembered something from a long time ago.”
That wing was so hot, it brought up repressed memories. lol!
Back from the days of old battles...
Check out his stand up on mushrooms for reference
The funniest line ive ever heard on this show. The way he delivers the line hahahah
Going Dark Lfa d i 🙃🤨😖to gv you it t
This was probably the best hot ones aired lol. Those two just sitting there bs'ing enjoying themselves was a nice thing to see
I still die when he says “Sharon Osborne” with absolute confidence. I still die when he says “Sharon Osborne” with absolute confidence.
Theo is actually so intelligent and he doesn't even realise it. Humour like this takes so much intelligence, especially social intelligence.
I feel that too...his vocab is so on point
He got that Einstein sleeper 🚗💨 🧠
He knows it.. smart enough to not mention it.
The way he correlates things is actually pretty impressive. Like 19:55, the reason all the snakes are in Australia is because they network. But the delivery is serious so it’s funny.
I think he knows it, other people just don't
“Wow, you guys got good questions dude, I forgot about my own life” 🤣 I love this guy.
Hahaha
What a class act! One of my all time favorite guests.
This feels more like two people becoming friends than an interview
And then they fucked.
that’s how theo is with all the guests on his podcast. it’s impossible to know who he knows, who he’s friends with and who’s a stranger. he treats everyone the same.
@@questionable_menace thats theo!!!!! wow great way to explain it.
John lol
@@questionable_menace It's the southern hospitality thing. That's why I love watching him, it reminds me of folk around here.
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes in the world live in Australia, because they network" xD
dude he says the wildest shit, always catches u off guard lmao
"8 of the most 11..
As a french belgian who moved to the New York City less than a year, one of my big struggle here is having to hear people eat loudly. This guy is the embodiment of my struggle but I also appreciate the work of the sound editors who made it much more bearable.
That's a really interesting cultural difference. I'm from here but it's my struggle too. It's so gross
“Viet with a trophy”
😂😂😂😂😂
“Take it from the tweet to the street”
Hahha
Dude!
"cheers to autism" this dude is just naturally funny
I'm ready to rearrange my chromosomes 😂. Honestly funniest man alive
Let's not forget ' I think we got molested, cheers to that'
I cracked up when he said that LOL so random and unexpected.
Lol what do u guys think he meant by that? Hahah
Shit had me rollin!
Question: Do you eat spicy food?
Theo: I got a pepper stuck in my ear when I was young
I'm FAMILIAR
Really just set the tone for the whole interview. What a fucking champ
It's almost like you watched the same video as everyone else.. weird
@@mikebarnes7441
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I freaking LOVE Theo. Saw him live and had to take pain meds bc my cheeks hurt so bad from laughing so hard. It’s good to see 5 years later he’s the exact same 😂 he’s honestly HILARIOUS
Just found this episode too 😂
I’m so glad I finally watched this gem of an episode ❤ Theo is dangerously funny even while battling the last bits of bronchitis at the end there 😂 homie can’t even fully breathe but is posing for the pictures
"Im used to operating my ass at sea level" Never thought id hear that line in my life lol
Theo Von is just unique as fuck
Brand new sentence.
Theo: am i talking too much?
Sean: Starts telling a long ass story to make him comfortable.
What a freakin boss! 😂
Great host, great guest
Best interviewer in the game
Sean's a great host. He made theo feel so much more comfortable.
He is the best
*Sean**
When he does that Joey impression 🤣 “is she smoking?” Yeah “go in there”
Theo von had me in stitches. His type of humour just speaks to me
Theo cleaning all the wings like a damn psychopath. GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL
theo tha goat
RESPECT! Dude was great!
I HATE when the guest nibbles. It’s infuriating!,!,!,! Theo was an amazing guest
I respect how Theo respected the food and fucking Ate them wings goddammit
When you were poor in the trailer park you never forget
I cried laughing when Theo attacked that last wing with the comment "I'm ready to rearrange my chromosomes". Don't know why, but that just floored me.
'heres to autism'
XD
Hahahaha yes!!! Then he said “here’s to Austism brother”. Dieeeeed laughing
He’s the only man known to beat Down syndrome.
I actually fucking died.
Me too. That was icing on the cake.
Theo’s really great at matching the energy of the interviewer, it really makes it seem as though it’s a conversation between 2 bros, rather than between that of 2 strangers.
This is by far my favorite! 2 great of my favorite interviewers ever. Love you both
This mf got an insane manager he’s been on everything I’ve been watching recently
Like what ?
Yeah like what
Richard F This, H3 Podcast, Theo Von Answers The Internet, Interview with Barstool
he's on almost every podcast
Tykie well yeah but the comment said recently
"This is the closest I've been to a date with a man ... it's good."
Never change Theo we love you.
Welcome to a journey through the dark farts Theo!
"Do the best you can, even if sometimes you don't want to"
It's always so entertaining to me when the guest has a genuine conversation with hosts on shows or podcasts instead of the host asking the guest questions the whole time. Really great episode!
" 8 of the most 11 dangerous snakes ever live in Australia..because they network."
Had me dying. This guy is a genius hahahha
He Took me out bro "they network, you think the just got here." 😂😂😂
Did he just say, "Ready to rearrange these chromosomes, brother" LMAO
Because its retarded hot 🔥
Because he beat Down’s syndrome when he was younger!
@@gio493 you cant beat down syndrome...
Its a joke stupid
Gumby its a joke ya fuck
@@davidm4728 woosh!!! God bless your soul.