This was truly the most cursed episode of GMM to ever exist. The first story was definitely the weirdest, but I think the second one was the most well written.
The nightmare part comes frim writing about actual people 😬 I love my crazy non-canon pairings from fiction but I would never write about irl people noooo
I’m fine with people writing fan fics about fictional characters, I really have no issue with it since they’re not hurting anyone. But the second you start writing fan fics about real people, especially people who know and are friends with each other, it becomes a whole new kind of disturbing, and can even damage those real relationships.
I'm so glad they did, as much empathy as I have for them watching this, it's so much better than fluff loll. plus I saw someone say they looked up the full fics and said the crew toned it down for the episode 😭
At the end, when he said they would cleanse their minds with wholesome puppy videos I thought, “I don’t think puppies will help, not after that first fanfic”
honestly, i heard a friend's fanfic being read by a podcast host a few weeks ago and that was exactly my expression. like this fic had been written about 10 years ago with no conclusion. hearing it for the first time after all those years? yeah
The commitment in this video is amazing. Normally when youtubers read their own fanfiction, they choose really tame ones, or stop right before the action.
Oh they have 😂. They're now extremely famous on the website these are from lol. Also the person who wrote the peanut butter one actually fulfilled Link's wish for one that's just "two friends eating peanut butter" and it was actually super sweet.
When they say “by Ross”, I will never not be able to think of the Game Grumps and that sadistic genius Ross, and hope that that man used a computer generator to make the first fanfiction that can only be ranked alongside Brian’s “The Beej”, before waiting to see the pure pain on these two gentlemen’s faces.
Dan Jones I’m so glad he said it because that’s exactly what I was thinking! I have to say I don’t think I’ve ever heard the crew laugh so hard at a joke he’s made.
Raw unscripted reactions from Rhett and Link is the reason why I watch GMM , PLEASE PLEASE do more episodes like this one , as we mythical beasts love the raw funny awkward moments between them.
okay, lets face it. this video is the funniest GMM to date, and with all the awkwardness of it, this NEEDS to be an annual thing. I'd love another 20-minute, uncontrollably belly-laugh like that 😂
I know right? But it’s true that this video is age restricted. Lots of families watch this show together also... but I think this video should still have more views. This video will forever be a classic
Link's gonna go home and one of his kids are gonna ask for a pb&j sandwich and link's just gonna stand there having war flashbacks
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer"
@@ImpulsivelyBree "Every night....I can feel my leg..."
Hi kermit
BreeTV “Every night, I can still smell peanut butter...”
"All around me are familiar faces..."
"is whetty still hungwy?"
Rhett: *Looks desperately at crew for help
PFFF lol. Also 1000th like!
yes but no and it should be called good mythical after dark
Good Mythical Midnight
the lack of eye contact as the episode goes on is what does it for me
This
Aha, yes this.
"Ironically, that may be the next line". Link's best one-liner to date!
absolutely iconic
I liked how everyone enjoyed that joke except Link
The way everyone clapped 😂
The staff is laughing so hard this episode, they’re practically a live studio audience at this point
Right! I love it 😂😂😂
yeah 😂 I think every member of the staff was present
Also pretty accurate
@@axrt haha yes i think it was like the moment they'd all been waiting for for years!
I read that as the staff is so hard lol
I'm kinda sad "Dink it and sink it" wasn't used at all in any of these.
LMAO
Wow what a missed opportunity
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
Dink me and sink me
"Why can't we have a friendship story?" Because the crew looked up Rhett/Link, not Rhett & Link. Makes a difference.
you get it
more like rhett x link 😢
Why do you know that?
God dammit you're right 😭😭😭
LOL
hearing the words "mpreg" activated my fight or flight response
Flight or flight*
The air left my lungs. 😭😭🤣
@@Rico_71 No, it's fight or fight. I'm breaking my phone
@@callmenatalie AHAHAHAHHAA
i had to put down my phone and stop listening for a little bit
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed and cringed so hard at the same time in my life.
I agree
Exactly!
1000th like
Same honestly-
same
GMM, getting age restricted, the world has changed forever
I love it
I'm pretty sure they restricted it themselves.
Can't believe it's happening but this is hilarious and I'm here for it
@@turd_ it says restricted based on community guidelines which means it wasn't them
Y does it have to be restricted😱
if you pay close attention you can actually see Rhett's soul leaving his body
He was littarly dying after each card! 😂Something tells me that wasn't water in their mugs! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:33
@@grndragon7777777no 14:37
Rhett: “That was too easy for you.”
She’s a Tumblr lesbian, what did you expect
she actually wrote that one
@@speedymolasses3062 wait really?
@@adamdaman6784 nah lmao
Is she lesbian..?
She's lesbian?
damn, the first ever age restricted GMM. what a world we live in these days
Can you eat that is also age restricted
An video with AJR with them wearing shock collars is age restricted
Woa ima have to actually change my account
I KNOW RIGHT
yep
“This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience”
Someone like this to get it to 69
6:10
Link: “Link pounded...”
Rhett: 😳😳😳
Link: “down the steps from the bedroom loudly”
Rhett: 😌😌😌
I was looking for this comment
link did this expression exactly: 😜
14:37🙌🏽
Was it deliberate pause...???
Lol Rhett was like damn already?
I'm gonna be honest... I wasn't expecting a puppy play kink fan fic or for link to be dom but here we are .....
Hey I didn't quite understood that puppy scenario.. can u just explain it ?
@@anirudh2630 😳
@@shmeryshman well seriously I didn't understand!
@@anirudh2630 trust me, enjoy that you don’t understand it
@@NoodlesDoodles please don't look that up. Your search history will never be the same
"I'm gonna have to dissociate"- Rhett
Dissociative king
This was truly the most cursed episode of GMM to ever exist. The first story was definitely the weirdest, but I think the second one was the most well written.
I agree
On a wholesome note, nice Ryuko pfp
I loved the last one.
Plot twist : do you wrote the second one
I think the 3rd was the best written, in terms of dialogue.
Link:“Make Stevie read it”
Stevie in the distance: “NO!”
stevie upon being given the lines: *reads with ease and confidence*
I looked up the real fanfics - as naughty as these sounded, the crew dialed them down SIGNIFICANTLY
Oh no
Wtf, these were *dialed* *down?*
@@Quantum_Magnus Do you want them to not be?
@@callmenatalie No as in if these were dialed down we don't want to imagine the compressed nightmare fuel that these stories are in the flesh
🤔 where u find them tho? Link?
Link: “Rhett was completely naked apart from his collar-”
Rhett: hehehe
Link: “-and the shock collar”
Rhett: 👁_👁
marian rivera 5:06
No, it was more like: 0 - 0
His face.. he was so shook... 0_0
“Ironically that might be the next line”
A well deserved round if applause from the crew.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Best joke of the year so far.
I lost my mind, there. I started looking around, making sure everyone in the house was still sleeping. God only knows what they think I'm watching. 😂😂
time stamp?
Adya Faurina
6:00 on
Its been 9 months....Link is due any day now!!!!
@@_murdocsleftpinkietoe hes having twins
No please no
😂
i've never written gmm fanfiction, but as a fanfic author in general, this is like a nightmare
also as a fanfic author this was just like hearing/reading a fanfic about your parents
The nightmare part comes frim writing about actual people 😬 I love my crazy non-canon pairings from fiction but I would never write about irl people noooo
I’m fine with people writing fan fics about fictional characters, I really have no issue with it since they’re not hurting anyone. But the second you start writing fan fics about real people, especially people who know and are friends with each other, it becomes a whole new kind of disturbing, and can even damage those real relationships.
@@user-hw8hn1wr7t it's still pretty damn gross man, imagine someone taking aspects of your life and distorting them in disgusting ways
@@user-hw8hn1wr7t yikes
One shocked Link did so well reading these. Two shocked they kept making Rhett the submissive in these stories.
I'm sorry but Rhett is such a top
At least I think
I agree with you on #2 hahah
As shocked as rhett was with that collar
I guess making Rhett the top/dom would be too obvious
filthy kid I’d be surprised if Rhett was a top. Maybe vers.
The mythical crew being the live studio audience is the best.
pinayazurin yep
pinayazurin honestly.. yes
people used to complain about that
The Mythical Crew could’ve just chosen a normal fluff/lemon story and it would’ve been just as awkward, but they went for the throat on this one.
I'm so glad they did, as much empathy as I have for them watching this, it's so much better than fluff loll. plus I saw someone say they looked up the full fics and said the crew toned it down for the episode 😭
This is criminally under viewed. I cannot believe that I alone am responsible for half of these views. I really hope they make this an annual series
it's age restricted, that's why more than likely
And most people probably don’t wanna listen to these weird ass fanfics
@@igneous4584their loss lol
@@igneous4584 nice Lindemann pfp
@joelmiller674 well Dan and Phil isn't even a ship at this point its just real lol
“Dink it and sink it” is starting to take on a whole new meaning.
Funniest comment so far😂💀
OH NO. 👁- 👁
🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHA
nonononononononnoooooo nooo nooooo
The dishes Link is always doing are the only clean things in this episode.
Holychickendinner 😂😂
Yup.
Unfortunately, it is not the only thing he’s doing this time...
"WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING DISHES?" That's where I lost it 😂
The fact they always had link doing dishes 😭😭
That's so accurate tho LOL I'm crying
he is a wifey of course ☺️
At the end, when he said they would cleanse their minds with wholesome puppy videos I thought, “I don’t think puppies will help, not after that first fanfic”
Your profile pic does not help
Voshua Jelasquez 😂
Can we talk about the fact that this got 109 likes lmao what
@@sylverdoqqo And now it got even more than that!
VilivanChto HOLY PUPPY DOGS
Plot twist: these were all written by the crew.
Ahahahaha
Pearathon - the crew had all week to ‘whip’ these up🤣
Plot twist: they wrote it
「 Tsunichu 」 Classic Freudian Slip
Plot twist: They like it
WHEN LINK HISSED AT RHETT AFTER SAYING HE STUCK HIS WEENIE IN THE PENUTBUTTER I SCREAMED
Same😅😂
Legit everyone who ever wrote one probably started sweating bricks seeing this video
I recognized the username of the last one, I fear for their wellbeing after seeing this 😂😅
@@redskeletonart238 oh good god
People who wrote the fics watching this video: 😳
More like : 🤩😈
I found all the authors on tumblr and thats pretty accurate
@@boldandbrash1990 omg what are their @'s at tumblr?
I was 666th like 😳
honestly, i heard a friend's fanfic being read by a podcast host a few weeks ago and that was exactly my expression. like this fic had been written about 10 years ago with no conclusion. hearing it for the first time after all those years? yeah
The commitment in this video is amazing. Normally when youtubers read their own fanfiction, they choose really tame ones, or stop right before the action.
And then there’s Achievement Hunter. Writing their own.
except for josh richards 😂😂
The try guys. Watch that. They did 'censor' but went all in!
To be fair, Rhett did say "erotic" at the beginning
Faaaakts
The moment Stevie said "mpreg", my soul left my body.
They went straight to the puppy play and bondage 😂
“in links defense, he loved peanut butter” LMFAOO IM CRYINGGG
In this case, a little too much.
I had held my laughter quite well until that part. Then I just lost it.
“It’s just one finger so far, so we’re good” - Link 2020
We still good?
WE'RE STILL GOOD
We're still good!👍
WE'RE STILL GOOD
We’re still good!
There’s vodka in those mugs there’s no way they got through this sober
The fact that they're able to look each other in the eyes after this demonstrates their friendship is unbreakable 😂😂😂
The word "mpreg" activated my fight or flight response
i... I can't bear to watch the rest of the video
Okay but like *same*
SAME
I'm 23 seconds in and I'm just-
Justgonna-
Gonnaleave....
I LITERALLY SCREAMED NO AT MY SCREEN AND PAUSED IT
The crew laughing at this made this so much better.
This is the hardest I ever heard the crew laugh. 😂
The best part is hearing the crew just lose it with every sentence
“I stuck my [bleep] in that peanut butter”
....
“What?”
“I stuck my [bleep] in that peanut butter”
Hissss
Me: “I can’t wait to start my day with some wholesome GMM!”
Link: “I F***ED THE PEANUT BUTTER!”
OptimusProvost lmfaoooooooo
Best comment of the year!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh my god lol
He said it so passionately too
Ok I just peed my pants.
I want 2 things:
1. A crew reaction camera from this episode
2. An uncensored version of this episode
I'm guessing that something like this will show up on the mythical society next week
Same
Same
Same
Markiplier Fanatic please update us if they do!
Easily the best Good Mythical Morning episode ever. Whoever’s idea this was for an episode, they deserve a raise.
it was rhett’s 😃
I'm thinking about how the people who wrote these fan fictions are obviously fans of yours, so it's completely possible that they've seen this video.
Oh they have 😂. They're now extremely famous on the website these are from lol. Also the person who wrote the peanut butter one actually fulfilled Link's wish for one that's just "two friends eating peanut butter" and it was actually super sweet.
@@Crabby-Abby do u have a link?
@@kevdel761 Fr tho
i looked up peanut butter on ao3, saw the grossest tags ever on a fanfic for rhett and link, like bro they have FAMILES???
i didn’t realize how big the crew was until i heard them all laughing at the same time
ikr, you think "that's a lot of laughter" and then it just gets louder!
"How big the crew was"
@@EatAnOctorok oh godd
Well Rhett said in the fav. moments video that there were a bunch more people than normally work on stage 😀
Did you see when GMM won show of the year, following Rhett and Link was about 20 people
MY SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT CAN'T HANDLE THIS AND I'M ONLY A MINUTE IN
I just heard the concept and I'm not convinced I can get through more than 2 minutes max
5:11 for me
Same! I've paused the video just before Link starts reading the first bit so I can compose myself 🤣🤣
Megan Inman omg same, I paused and cried laughing literally every 7 seconds 🤣🙈
@@raine2428 Yeah I'm only six minutes in and I've paused it at least a dozen times to laugh 🤣
link's ability to keep a straight face is INCREDIBLE
Link: Rhett was completely naked except for his collar.
Rhett: Laughs hysterically
Link: And his shock collar.
Rhett: WHAT THE F***???
The fact that the ENTIRE staff was there for this. Nobody wanted to miss this 😂😭😂
one of the only times i felt like they had alcohol in their mugs
They needed it! 🤣
100%
I would need 10 mugs to read this
Or at the very least they wished they did!
I honestly wish they did cause then they wouldn't remember anything
SOMEONE GET THIS COMMENT MORE LIKES! QUICK!!!!!!!
As soon as I heard "Rhett's crate" I started crying
Links face when he realized he was the dom in the puppy story 😂😭
“Ironically that may be the next line” -_- Links humor has peaked!
comedy genius that line
Where is it at ?
@@strawberry6427 6:04
6:04
@@strawberry6427 6:04
“Link pounded”
They both look up
“Down the stairs”
The look on Rhetts face was priceless 😂
Myah Phillips link: 😝
Ahahaha
You know this always comes to mind when Link looks at a jar of peanut butter
And here from 15:48 to 16:03 we see: nervous apprehension, disbelief, realisation and panic in that order.
There Needs To Be A GMM After Dark Channel.
Good Mythical Evening
Yes, I couldn't agree more.
NO. NO THERE DOESN'T.
Good Mythical Midnight
@@gispi918 yes!!!!
I've never heard this many people laugh behind the camera. They had to have like the entire staff there wanting to watch along, hahaha
Guido Anselmi ik I’d be there if I was them lmaooo
I heard that pretty much the whole crew was there for this one. It was amazing.
my favorite part of this episode is that during the peanut butter fic, you can see the exact moment rhett realized where it was going
the fact that we don’t have a sequel to this is CRIMINAL
“Ironically that might be the next line”
That was the BEST moment of GMM I have watched 😂I laughed so hard 😂
Same. Now I want more.
No i dont want more plz.
@@MsKaylee1608 liar
Link: Link pounded-
Rhett: (⊙＿⊙')
Link: -down the stairs
Rhett: Oh, ok.
Lol
time stamp please?
he had an even better reaction when link said "I stuck my dk in that peanutbutter" 😂😂
@@robertmilchis5955 14:37
Link was lowkey enjoying this
This makes me want a mature version of GMM 😂
Good mythical midnight
Watched today's episode?? Your wish has finally come true! I came back to this episode to celebrate 😂
boy do i have news for u!
GOOOOOOODD NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY!!!
I need to know which episode each of you are talking about
Rhett during the peanut butter one 😳😨😱😳 until he got to the part of being able to “hit the bottom of the peanut butter jar” then he was 😉😏
Fun fact, in the original fanfic, Rhett was not the one who hit the bottom of the jar 👀👀👀
Kid: dad can we watch GMM?
Me: not today son. Not today lol
Ladies and gentlemen, the longest episode of GMM in the History.
ArmwrestlingHD and one of the funniest
And it was the first age restricted one too right?
Damn we’re just passing milestones here aren’t we? 🤣
Cryantic it’s age restricted??
@@arlojackcheese823 yea😂
Imagine how many “Are you SURE you want to do this?”s went into the production of this episode
10, at least.
@@khaitranngoc4176maybe even 20
When they say “by Ross”, I will never not be able to think of the Game Grumps and that sadistic genius Ross, and hope that that man used a computer generator to make the first fanfiction that can only be ranked alongside Brian’s “The Beej”, before waiting to see the pure pain on these two gentlemen’s faces.
I thought the exact same thing. I was like "$100 says mythical Ross is rubber Ross."
oh god same
*"Hit the bottom of the jar"*
Rhett's proudest moment of 2020
Wait, how big was the jar?
Indeed 🤣
@@kellustzall3057 sample size.
"Ironically that may be the next line"
Link has said some funny stuff in his time but this is his best one liner ever.
Dan Jones I’m so glad he said it because that’s exactly what I was thinking! I have to say I don’t think I’ve ever heard the crew laugh so hard at a joke he’s made.
That’s also the loudest I’ve heard the crew laugh
That was the funniest part. Hilarious!
Petition for Rhett and Link to just have a nice friendship story.
The person who wrote the peanut butter fic actually did write one! I haven’t read it, but I’ve heard it’s good.
Still waiting for their next video on fanfic - platonic version.
At the end of round 3, they both looked like changed men lol 🤣
Link: “he was naked except for his collar”
Rhett: *laughing silently*
Link: “and the shock collar”
Rhett: 😳
nice profile picture 👌
LMFAO
The “Y” word comes to mind
Yaoi!
its more 👁👄👁
LMAO
“Link pounded,” [OH GOD NO] “down the stairs,” [oh thank god].
Marcos 🤣 I did this exact thing
I did too !!!!!
So link pounded with his best friend or perhaps peanut butter
Marcos my fave part!
"They had us on the first half not gonna lie"
"Is whetty still hungwy"
- Charles Lincoln Neal, 2020.
It's about to be the 1 year anniversary, we need a sequel everyone!
half of me is thinking "oh god please no" and the other half is thinking "oh god please yes"
I lost is when Link went, "is whetty still hungwy?"
Baylee S First
I CAN’T BREATHE OMG 🤣🤣🤣
Quizller nO oNe cArEs
Raw unscripted reactions from Rhett and Link is the reason why I watch GMM , PLEASE PLEASE do more episodes like this one , as we mythical beasts love the raw funny awkward moments between them.
RETRO BMW YESSSS
You're one of the authors, huh? Lol
I was going to like this comment, but it was at 666 likes, and I thought it appropriate to keep it there for this specific episode.
r a w
okay, lets face it. this video is the funniest GMM to date, and with all the awkwardness of it, this NEEDS to be an annual thing.
I'd love another 20-minute, uncontrollably belly-laugh like that 😂
This is such a hilarious video. The tone they read the stories in was great and the (they can’t freak or shy away) rule makes it that much funnier
Rhett laughing at “Rhett was completely naked”
And then his immediate face change at “and his shock collar”
A real conversation from our house this morning.
Dad: “Why didn’t we watch Good Mythical Morning” today?
Me: Oh they didn’t make one today.
Kyle Gallien 👍🏻🤣🤣
Basicly lol
Hours later...
Dad: hmmm oh! A GMM episode.... Fanfiction? Don't know what that means but that is Fantastic! (click)
After..
Dad:.....
Good choice
Kyle Gallien LMFAO
They should've titled the final fanfic "2 Guys 1 Peanut Butter".
Rhett and link : we won't Just have to suffer
Rhett and Link : we will drag stevie down with us
true friendship is being able to read these together and still be able to look eachother in the eye let alone host a show together
For real. I would feel so awkward, but at least it brings in views I guess
It they will never enjoy peanut butter together again! Or they might, they might enjoy every last bit of it
This episode has a criminally low view count despite the number of belly-laughs it contains.
I think it's age-restricted. Also, families with kids and younger children would avoid this episode because to the warning.
It’s up to a million views. I watch this video more times than I want to admit 😂
Mark Bryant hahahahah same
I’ve rewatched this so many times I lost count
I know right? But it’s true that this video is age restricted. Lots of families watch this show together also... but I think this video should still have more views. This video will forever be a classic
Now we need an episode where they react to FANART
Rhett aged at LEAST 10 years by the time Link read the last card oml
Rhett looks like he's reconsidering that house he just bought with Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, so funny!
Given what Rhett said, Link should be wary of any peanut butter in that kitchen!
@Marielle Lamarre no way I'll say what i want and laugh if I want ok dude you shut up yourself
@Marielle Lamarre what's your problem?
after watching this I’m afraid I’m going to have to retire
youresoloud nuuuuuu you must continue to bless us with your videos
NOOOOOO!!! Your edits were so good though!
Pls don't
youresoloud I want to see a video where it’s just their pained faces in between sentences haha!
Oh no
oh my god seeing rhett hold back awkward laughter when he realizes that he's the "puppy" made me laugh so freakin hard
I was not expecting Link to be as good at this as he was