Olivia Jade, PewDiePie & Trisha Paytas - H3 Podcast

I love how the first time they say “we gotta wrap it up” it almost always a half hour out from the actual ending

I’m a little disappointed Ethan made an apology on the podium instead on the kitchen floor

in 4 years,Theodore will attend preschool decked out in Teddy Fresh

ethan literally cannot wrap his head around people’s names. like no matter how easy the name, how famous the person. names will never work in his head.

Ethan being afraid of being called boomer is probably his most boomer quality

TIMESTAMP
00:00 intro/temptation island
7:27 fire street food
8:40 H3 shirt sale stats
11:11 Zach’s sexy voice
12:20 Incel/femcel
14:10 H3 shirt sale stats
16:03 reviewing Thanksgiving special and Hila’s Managerial Comments
25:17 Ethan’s Podium Apology
30:49 Commercial Break
35:15 Papa John meme/ instagram
43:38 temptation island horse censorship
46:04 Cameo
50:14 Sugar Gay
55:55 Paparazzi
57:50 Is that Ian talking?
59:15 Paparazzi cont.
1:00:46 Trisha Paytas Clickbait
1:07:13 Pewdiepie robbed
1:13:33 Pewdiepie’s House flooded
1:17:10 Sloppy Joe
1:31:24 Olivia Jade
1:49:14 Pete Davidson NDA
1:59:39 Jonah Hill

every time Ethan says “this is the worst episode” i Know it’s gonna be a good episode.

Ethan: “I’m not going to pause”
*5 seconds later*
Ethan: *pause*

the time between when they say "we need to wrap it up" until the actual ending is like the extra time you got when you're mom arrived to pick you up from your friends house but then started talking to your friends mom

Ethan: "we need to choreograph it where I slap you. can you imagine that?"
Hila: "I cannot"

Sees sugar gay immediately thinks of Cody Ko and Noel Miller

i’d like to say that Hila has a certain tone to her voice which makes the intention of what’s she’s saying seem like she’s coming from a place of caring and honesty. i appreciate Hilas forwardness and her ability to say things without sounding aggressive

camera: flips to zac
zac: 🙄

"its a bunch of dudes watching this show"
me: 👁👄👁

The way Ethan helped hila "unpack" that statement about being too harsh after she got flustered and didn't want to talk about it was actually so sweet and supportive. Take notes, kids

I so relate to the parenting struggle of “I should go to bed early, but also it’s my only chance at me time”

“His dad died in 9/11 so that makes him very fuckable” - Ethan Klein

Man I thought they got Trisha & pewdiepie on the same episode for a sec, wtf kinda show would that be..

All of Ian’s shirts were purchased from the Arby’s drive thru guy

"with all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey" has to be a soundbite

My fav episodes are the ones Ethan is on low energy and he says “this is the worst episode”

Buy a cameo from mark mcgrath and make him call himself sugar gay
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INVITE CODY KO AND NOEL ON THE PODCAST

Ethan: “oh right we do have a kid” 😂

I feel like every episode Dan gets lower in his chair and at some point all we are going to see is his eyes popping up from the desk and the faint sound of crunching chips.

I never noticed Zach’s seductive voice until they pointed it out and now I can’t unhear it

I died when Hila said “I don’t think you should be complaining at the apology booth”

Drinking Game: drink every time someone adjusts their mic

"Its like a turtle eating lettuce" got me real good god damn it lol

1:03:20
Soundbite Ian saying
"I know how to like, use the lasso."
It'll be a dark horse soundbite, trust me.

“I’m a fraction away from being gay.” - Ethan Klein 2019

Soundbyte now of Ian saying "This is all a soundbyte, I'm not actually talking." 58:00

“The sloppy joe is the worst hamburger”
Me cooking sloppy joes:😳

I think catchphrases just do better in t-shirt sales than “ian the salaried employee” its easier to see yourself wearing a shirt that says “im over it”

Ethan: No talking
Ethan two seconds later: "haha sugar gay"

Ethan's apology podium is like a scene straight out of The Office.

Just want to say that I love this podcast so much! It’s a lot of funnn. There’s no need for guests, honestly. Y’all can literally talk or do anything it doesn’t even matter.

Anytime I pull up the podcast and it's over 2 hours, I know its gonna be good. Much love Fupish Maximus, Captain Mom, and the tiny terror Theodore! And of course special praise to the boys in the back!

I used to hate the podcast because I religiously watched all your old content but the Podcast is legit like watching your old videos for hours at a time and I absolutely love it now. I think I just loved watching you guys and I thank you for being you. Much love

"I stopped eating meat so I can pollute a little" hahahha

1:00:40 Trisha
1:07:10 PewDiePie
1:31:00 Olivia

Ethan: *Goes off topic*
Also Ethan: Come on you guys, let's get back on topic

Hey guys, just wanted to say that I love listening to your podcasts and I really like all these different type of personalities getting involved in the discussion. Keep up the relaxing content, it's great!

Ethan: moves to a new house because people were putting his family in danger.
Also Ethan: "man, I need a publicist so I can have people follow me around all the time."

"Too bad ethan fricked up his car the first week, feel really bad for him sad face"
I also want to say the last episode is my one of my favorite. Excellent moves Ethan - keep it up

I love the episodes that start with "It's gonna be one of those episodes, guys". They're always the best

Ethan: “That’s the joke that I’m making it’s stupid. But that’s what this podcast is”
Hila: “Stupid”
Ethan: “NoOoO”

Any topic that has to do with court, lawyers, or rights.
Ethan: I was sewed and won!

Ethan: "I had a connection with Jonah Hill"
Me: "Malarkey"

The way Ethan pronounced supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gave me a stroke

I recently thrifted the jacket Hila is wearing in this episode! It's a vintage Puma sweatshirt with the same corduroy, color block, and collar. Kinda cool to own something the genius behind Teddy Fresh personally rocked.

Omg yes!!! Dan said 'Tata' again at the end haha, made my day.

"Thoughts on Pete Davidson??"
"He has no pizza experience."

"The Apology Podium" is one of the best ideas conceived by a boomer
*applauds*

I love how through every episode, Dan practically goes from vertical to horizontal in his chair.

I got stitch fix box today (ordered last week using ur link) and I like it. Thx so much for the info, the service is dope, i like 50% of what they sent and it as out of my comfort zone surprisingly. Anyway yea 😂 love you Hila & Ethan & the whole crew!

24:40 Ethan: “Let me show you a boomer”
Ethan: *Smiles at the camera*

Cody and Noel: "I'll KISS YOU .. gingerly"
If you know you know

Describing Felix and Marzia: "I can't believe they're such weeaboos"
Lol it's true but the way he says it is so funny for some reason

Pewdiepie gets robbed and his house gets flooded
Ethan:"When it rains it pours, huh Felix"

Can we please get a soundbite of Ethan saying "I'm telling you!"

Ethan: "Is it because people like Zack?"
Hila: "No, it's definetly the design"

i really liked the try not to laugh thing, would watch another

When ethan was apologizing and talking started ranting about his dad i was dying 💀

Loved when the apology endet up just dissing Ethan’s dad

Can we please have a podcast episode where everyone is wearing their respective shirts? That’d be sick lol

Soundbites are FIRE this episode KEEP IT UP

Dude, Ethan busting out when Zach hit that "I'm over it" button during smoll pp's robbery eulogy literally tore me in two. I'm still laughing to this day.

Ethan: “that’s what this podcast is”
Hila: “stupid”
Ethan: *snaps like Mark McGrath being called sugar gay*

Ethan: But that’s what the podcast is.
Hila: Stupid?
Haha I loved that response Hila :D

Dear h3h3 it'll soon be my birthday! And I've been watching your videos recently so I'd thought I'd thank you for making such great videos! I don't know why I am doing this but hey! Thanks, keep it up h3!

loved this intro, really prepared me for the raw chaotic content

Zack: “Do I have a sexy voice?”
Girls and the gays: “Yassss.”

Ethan: People are gonna be like: "Oh they have a kid or something.." Naaah
Hila: Well, yes we do.
Ethan: Oh, we do have a kid.. Right.

You should put the sound bites on a sound board available so I can walk around my house and play “IM OVER IT”

I don't mind this being the main channel. I love that I get hours of content of my two favorite peeps~

Holy moly, the apology podium is so underrated! I was in tears. This was maybe the most sincere apology I've ever seen. So raw.

The apology segment was actually the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Very unexpected. Great moves Ethan keep it up proud of you

Scarlet Witch- “You took everything from me”
Thanos- “I don’t even know who you are”

You guys help me get through work everyday. Also I recently found out that my teenage son listens too lol. *

It's amazing how hila can help ethan navigate through emotions and thoughts and ethan can help hila with expression and speech they really are perfect with each other and it makes me happy to watch them be

"im a fraction away from being gay"

the part where they goofed on ian with the soundbites made me laugh so hard i cried, love you guys

Dan at 1:16:43: “We’ve been going for a little over an hour and a half.”
Ethan definitely crossed the line somehow and was trying to defend himself for 15 minutes

Do an "Is That The Real Ian" or "Sound Bite Ian" game show :o !

Sometimes Ian's voice reminds me of Tina's voice from bob's burgers.

I always listen from beginning till the end of the show. Thank you for all the laughs you give us. Love you all!

".. his dad died in 9/11. Thats x-factor. That's fuckable."
i've never expected to ever hear that from you ethan

Hila, I was a sales manager for several years, and I you should use the Build Break Build method for delivering constructive criticism. Tell them what you liked about their design (great color, design, etc), then tell them what they need to improve on, then end on a high note with a little more praise for either what you liked initially or something they should continue to do that they are doing well. It is a highly effective technique for teaching and training, and both me and several other managers I know have used it successfully for a long time.

I love how everyone was just done with Ethan at the end of the show

The last five minutes are the best of the whole show

I received an uncut pizza once back in the 90's. Can't remember who it was from. Also, those bubbles form during the cooking process. There's a pointy tool that is suppossed to be put in the oven by hand to pop them while things are still mostly uncooked, not a roller. The bubbles happen in the oven due to gases from the dough. I managed a competitor of Papa's for a few years long ago.

“Too bad Ethan messed up his car on the first week :( “ always watch everything haha love you guys

"I got a peloton bike."
*romantic music stops*

I love how you can still hear the sups at the end

"When it rain, it pours. Am I right Felix?" that got me

TMZ: Ethan Klein seen at Maestros Steakhouse outside the feeding window?

When Ethan looked directly into the camera after saying "Lemme show you a boomer" 😄😄😄

Ian sinking in his chair at the end is a mood.

Ethan, Hila, Dan, Ian and Zack should try to have a conversation only using sound bites.

Ethan and H3 crew, you’ve officially made me feel like an outcast now for my love of sloppy joe. A bubble I’ve been comfortable living inside where sloppy joes can do no wrong is officially over thanks to you guys.