Christmas stories I wrote as a kid

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  • 게시일 2019. 12. 24.
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  • @wickedwitchoftheweast
    @wickedwitchoftheweast 4 년 전 +6617

    “What the H O am I looking at”
    -illymations 2019

  • @sohyunhwang8332
    @sohyunhwang8332 4 년 전 +2115

    *some people drowning*

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere 4 년 전 +2634

    _Alternative title :_
    *Christmas fanfics I made as a kid*

  • @SultanSketches
    @SultanSketches 4 년 전 +1399

    "Dear Santa...I love you. What can I say- I'm a Pisces moon."
    ILLY YOU HAD ME SPEWING AT THIS HAHAHAHA

  • @blueoceancorporations1019

    "BumfHO nowhere North Carolina" is now officially my favorite US state.

  • @sketcher4810
    @sketcher4810 4 년 전 +2379

    I will not listen to Audible until there is a book about a 7yo child finding Santa and pouring hot sause on a reindeer.

  • @Stephanie-zf8mi
    @Stephanie-zf8mi 4 년 전 +3722

    your handwriting in 1st grade is better than my handwriting is now

  • @aryapande9713
    @aryapande9713 4 년 전 +723

    "before we knew it, everybody knew it"
    -illymation, 2019

    • @olly126
      @olly126 4 년 전 +22

      2004*

    • @virgilsanders3760
      @virgilsanders3760 4 년 전 +11

      Well like illy said “if you know, you know”

    • @New_Romanticss
      @New_Romanticss 3 년 전 +1

      Me writing fan fiction

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 3 년 전 +4

      *If you know you know*

    • @jjboi6008
      @jjboi6008 3 년 전 +4

      @@virgilsanders3760
      And if your sad your sad, If your mad your mad, if your glad your glad your glad, if your dead your dead

  • @Mintywheels_222
    @Mintywheels_222 4 년 전 +1238

    No one:
    Illly: let’s put half the world in New York

    • @EnclaveSoldier2201
      @EnclaveSoldier2201 4 년 전 +8

      If only I can like this comment twice b/c it's at 68 likes

    • @Waterbender_900
      @Waterbender_900 4 년 전 +22

      in lowercase new york?

    • @stingray4498
      @stingray4498 3 년 전 +2

      Sakurati yes

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 3 년 전 +2

      Technically possibly since the whole population of the earth can fit in LA if everyone stood shoulder to shoulder

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 3 년 전 +4

      @@tahraethestoryteller6079 Also, she never specified city. So everyone could also fit into NY state easily.

  • @silhouette2135
    @silhouette2135 4 년 전 +693

    Riding a bleeding reindeer be like

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 4 년 전 +426

    a barbecue, a railroad in the shape of a heart *and some people drowning*

    • @ossswin
      @ossswin 4 년 전 +7

      isn’t it what christmas is all about

    • @foxnamedtoast7284
      @foxnamedtoast7284 4 년 전 +3

      0:54

    • @69AssSlapper
      @69AssSlapper 4 년 전

      I think its a barbecue in someone's backyard. The heart shaped "train tracks" are the lining of a pool. And those people in the middle are either in a hot tub or more likely in a float that can fit a lot of people. And then you also see a table to the lower left side of the picture.
      ...
      Nevermind I looked at it again and didn't see whats most likely a train and wtf are those things on the table...

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 4 년 전

      Heccin ouma

  • @Hazyla
    @Hazyla 4 년 전 +212

    “And some people drowning”
    Okay then

  • @TRCISHERE
    @TRCISHERE 4 년 전 +102

    *Before we knew it, everybody knew it*
    That sounds like something I would write after spacing out for a minute during an exam and forgetting what I wrote

  • @malfontes6842
    @malfontes6842 4 년 전 +951

    a large dog that is *$39.99*

  • @MADMadisson
    @MADMadisson 4 년 전 +501

    "That's what happened"
    Best way to an any story honestly.

    • @marceltelang7825
      @marceltelang7825 3 년 전

      2 things 1 this comment has existed for a year been liked by Illy and has 300 likes but there are no comments and 2 this is probably a joke but it's best way to end any story end not an

    • @Happycakes2365
      @Happycakes2365 2 년 전

      ELA teachers disagree

  • @alvanaribkhan8148
    @alvanaribkhan8148 4 년 전 +35

    Legends say, the dog is still priced *$39.99*
    Anyways these stories are really funny 😂😂

  • @veryintrestingleathergucci8509

    "What the HO am i looking at?"
    "I wanna HO see that man"
    - Illymaion 2019

  • @Spartan412
    @Spartan412 4 년 전 +604

    Illy's solution to saving Christmas:
    *big dogs for everyone, only $39.99*

    • @Qwnntm
      @Qwnntm 4 년 전 +14

      I like how she put the ¢ after .99

  • @nvrma
    @nvrma 3 년 전 +105

    -grabs reindeer
    “Alright that’s our little secret”
    *don’t tell peta*

  • @ahvery4719
    @ahvery4719 4 년 전 +50

    Don’t lie when she said
    Potty words
    And added “ho”
    You laughed super hard.

  • @captech93
    @captech93 4 년 전 +709

    *dont tell peta*
    -illymation 2019

  • @saramartinez6544
    @saramartinez6544 4 년 전 +653

    Ok but your handwriting was so nice compared to mine
    Mine was just scribbles in ALL CAPS.

    • @marker6814
      @marker6814 4 년 전 +4

      Sara Martinez hi pearl

    • @GunningGoddess
      @GunningGoddess 4 년 전 +2

      Same

    • @sugarrmoon
      @sugarrmoon 4 년 전 +21

      you think thats bad? my hand writing would be so mismatched that it looked like symbols.
      i had my capitals and lowercases mismatched like this: "hEllO" and some of the lines that made up the letters would be floating or tilted the opposite way of the letter. Some people have legit thought my writing as a second grader was a completely different language.

    • @ralseedeltaroon9311
      @ralseedeltaroon9311 3 년 전 +2

      Yay su

    • @StarKillerLucas
      @StarKillerLucas 3 년 전 +2

      My handwriting looks almost exactly like 7yo Illy’s. God help me

  • @torimccormick948
    @torimccormick948 4 년 전 +69

    “That’s are little secret. Don’t tell PETA” that killed me 😂

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 년 전 +56

    "My dad can have some tools."
    He already has two girls, how many times can a man cheat?

  • @levaliai2542
    @levaliai2542 4 년 전 +788

    Why is your 7 year old handwriting better than my 15 year old handwriting.

  • @lolwow1991
    @lolwow1991 4 년 전 +330

    People who dislike the video are just bleeding Rudolphs

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 4 년 전 +1

      Hot sauce covered reindeers

  • @noodler.d00dler81
    @noodler.d00dler81 3 년 전 +23

    "I'm not like other 7 yearolds, i read the newspaper"

  • @natetheskate9948
    @natetheskate9948 4 년 전 +55

    Let us all thank Santa for censoring the swear words in this video.

  • @ThePrincessAsshole
    @ThePrincessAsshole 4 년 전 +128

    I remember when I was back in elementary school, that sometimes my teachers would ask me if it was okay for me to lend them my notebook so that they could show the other teachers the weird stories that I'd write.
    One of the stories I wrote was about a fireman who got bullied by his colleges after the fireman had almost dated a woman who was secretly an arsonist. Shit was pretty wild, looking back at it lol

  • @chikinwings9872
    @chikinwings9872 4 년 전 +140

    News: An angel has died. This is sad.
    Illy: *cries*
    Everyone: You are sad that Santa died?
    Illy: No! There are no more *HO* gifts!
    Everyone: *she's a HO materialist*

    • @kajajagodnik2154
      @kajajagodnik2154 4 년 전

      An angel can’t really die :/

    • @chikinwings9872
      @chikinwings9872 4 년 전 +3

      @@kajajagodnik2154 whoooos- mI meant- Not LITERALLY an angel, but a good person

  • @cheddarcheese1705
    @cheddarcheese1705 2 년 전 +4

    2:19 feels like a story should be turned into a movie I guess? I don't know it sounds like some some movie you watch on Christmas

  • @scollaceyuri
    @scollaceyuri 3 년 전 +10

    “I knew there was a way to save Christmas.” -7 year old illy
    Every Christmas movie with a kid in it in a nutshell

  • @HumansOfVR
    @HumansOfVR 4 년 전 +256

    *_Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas To all!!_*

  • @haunted_loverboy6537
    @haunted_loverboy6537 4 년 전 +172

    *If you don’t know, now you know. Mr. President-*

  • @elmonte4113
    @elmonte4113 4 년 전 +19

    Being a Sasquatch, I have never attempted the act of “writing a story” for I am not a homosapian. Despite this, I will attempt to find a leave and some ink. Perhaps this will lengthen my vocabulary.

  • @cantpopdismolly
    @cantpopdismolly 3 년 전 +5

    Did we have the same childhood???? Ok but seriously, I audibly laughed out loud listening to these. This is EXACTLY how I wrote stories as a little kid lol

  • @randomgreekartistsstudio6591

    I think that most people in the last story would be like "Pfft- Wtf did you do with your life when you were 7, girl? XD" but, me? I'm just here, being all like "Yeah, seems legit. That's what happened".
    I'm uncreative, ok?

  • @adori2688
    @adori2688 4 년 전 +440

    yay

  • @batmanbeatingupfurbies4865

    When the hot sauce hits

  • @simoneberardinelli71091

    3:23 That Spongebob reference though 😂👏🏽

  • @elised7915
    @elised7915 4 년 전 +114

    *ahem*
    “One calm day in prison...”
    -The first line in a book I wrote, at age 7
    Edit: fixing spelling errors

  • @saraha8305
    @saraha8305 4 년 전 +104

    You should see the stuff I wrote. My parents worried about my mental health a lot.

  • @FightingIncorrectStereotypes

    I totally started choking on my adult beverage while listening to this. It was hilarious! Merry Christmas, Illy!! May the season bring you much love and happiness.

  • @eve_bee7276
    @eve_bee7276 3 년 전 +8

    "If you know, you know"
    -illymations 2019
    p.s.: I know

  • @mcgaggie1442
    @mcgaggie1442 4 년 전 +17

    “One year Rudolph’s nose stop blinking and all of them crashed” oh gosh. Your daily dose of Christmas dark humor.

  • @keriharlow223
    @keriharlow223 4 년 전 +39

    Honestly, I think I need to listen to that book lol...

  • @krystaloftheshores
    @krystaloftheshores 2 년 전 +1

    I love these kinds of stories! The weird shit we say/do/write as kids make some of the best stories to tell later on! I know it’s not your usual, more detailed and crisp videos, but I would LOVE some more of these shorter ones that have your quick doodle style! They’re a lot of fun and fit little anecdotes like this really well!

  • @dominiquedeen2113
    @dominiquedeen2113 3 년 전 +4

    Just a 7 year old kid with the thought 'There is a way to save Christmas!', summarizes all children's Christmas movies.

  • @Solayz
    @Solayz 4 년 전 +23

    Before we knew it.... Everybody knew it....
    Wow 👏

    • @Solayz
      @Solayz 4 년 전 +1

      Can't believe she hearted my comment! Thanks Illy! Merry Christmas! 😻

  • @radioguy1667
    @radioguy1667 4 년 전 +109

    Reindeer Hot Sauce Torture

  • @elixirology
    @elixirology 4 년 전 +20

    Aaaaa I remember when u had barley any subs- now look at u

    • @tanyaaustin763
      @tanyaaustin763 4 년 전 +1

      She went viral after the whole chick fil a video and yeah look her channel now she has mil now

  • @bobakitten
    @bobakitten 4 년 전 +4

    0:38 when I was writing some dumb *H O* ( i laughed so hard it caught me off guard)

  • @crystxlzx6442
    @crystxlzx6442 4 년 전 +33

    Illy is like that cute girl in class and looks like a geek but she's actually awesome
    Merry Christmas

  • @ourworldexplained3544
    @ourworldexplained3544 4 년 전 +48

    Christmas just got 10 times better!

  • @lovelylayla2803
    @lovelylayla2803 3 년 전 +1

    “HO” replacing the swear words is iconic I love it 😂

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206

    “Das what happened.”
    “Please, PETA, don’t sue me!”

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 4 년 전 +46

    I want a *l a r g e d o g 3 9 . 9 9*

  • @banjogun2306
    @banjogun2306 4 년 전 +34

    Before we knew it everyone knew it
    English teachers: *Oh Sh!t that’s deep*

  • @bizzarrow7608
    @bizzarrow7608 3 년 전 +4

    no one:
    audible: I just gunna try and sponsor EVERY you tuber willing to.

  • @vedamerrell6620
    @vedamerrell6620 3 년 전

    That last story could really be a real Christmas movie. It starts with a climax, that could never happen, to the point where Christmas is ruined, maybe forever, and it is saved by one individual's plan. Bonus points! The individual also gets to ride on a reindeer, and intervenes with Santa's magic. To be honest I feel like a lot of modern Christmas movies are includ those aspects, maybe six year
    you was a genius!

  • @randomfandomthings8632

    “Befor we knew it...... *everybody knew it* “
    - illymation 2019

  • @amsie02
    @amsie02 4 년 전 +15

    I found a drawing recently that I did as a kid that appears to be a giant creepy demon cat standing next to Pac Man's house, which is tiny, and trees that have only one giant leaf... I wish I could go back in time and ask my past self what the hell she was trying to draw

  • @serenitythornton4648
    @serenitythornton4648 4 년 전 +20

    I am a Pisces with a
    Sun sign: Pisces
    Moon sign: Cancer
    Rising sign: Taurus

  • @SHERLOCKMYOMYO
    @SHERLOCKMYOMYO 4 년 전

    it's so feeling good hand drawing type! i love this style! 💓💓

  • @pollall2793
    @pollall2793 4 년 전 +58

    I miss being a little kid writing stuff similar to this...
    What the hell happened to me...

  • @anthonylikesemos
    @anthonylikesemos 4 년 전 +7

    "Half the world was already in New York"
    "We poured hot sauce in Rudolf's nose"

  • @taylorgabbey2371
    @taylorgabbey2371 4 년 전 +2

    "What can I say, I'm a pisces moon." I felt that 😂

  • @artofruu
    @artofruu 4 년 전 +47

    *H O*

  • @ShadowDuelist15
    @ShadowDuelist15 4 년 전 +105

    This video is sponsered by audible on the same day I get a kindle fire
    Coincidence?
    I
    Think
    N O T
    Edit:
    what my mom expects/thinks I do with the kindle fire: read digital versions of books
    what I actually do: read RWBY and Hetalia fanfics (x readers specifically) on Wattpad

  • @ceier4991
    @ceier4991 4 년 전 +6

    what are you giving your brother for christmas?
    eh...something loud
    oh..

  • @soray9108
    @soray9108 3 년 전 +3

    "Before *WE* knew it, everybody knew it."
    -Me trying to keep up with the hottest trends.

  • @alexi4829
    @alexi4829 4 년 전

    I'd love to see more cute little animatics like this one every now and then! they're ADORABLE!

  • @SofiaLara2005
    @SofiaLara2005 4 년 전 +7

    That was THE BEST Christmas story I’ve ever heard ( * 3 * )

  • @erikaverleye5002
    @erikaverleye5002 4 년 전 +4

    When your eating French toast and Illymation uploads: 😎

  • @cobaltthebluepanther6746

    "We poured how sauce in his nose."
    I had to be careful not to spit my ice cream out XD

  • @Cerulean_XD
    @Cerulean_XD 년 전 +1

    Ilyssa: _dear Santa: I love you!_
    what can I say? I’m a Pisces moon.
    Me: *MY KIN-*

  • @bobabeargacha3774
    @bobabeargacha3774 4 년 전 +7

    My mom refuses to get rid of my old Christmas things. It has been 13 years since I have made it.

  • @RemmyRemRemm
    @RemmyRemRemm 4 년 전 +4

    4 years before I was born Rudolph broke his nose? There probably lots of CHAOS

  • @shadowsightliker
    @shadowsightliker 3 년 전

    I remember writing a story in 3rd grade about Warrior Cats and Animal Jam. My friend was going to have a sleepover at my house that night (and just thinking about this friend I get so many cringy memories that I did that I'm going to try and ignore), but it was the day Skullys were returning to Animal Jam, so I wrote a whole entire story about Swiftpaw going onto AJ and the Skullys took him to the land of the derps. Oh, my wonderful 3rd grade imagination, how many great yet cringy/embarrassing memories you have produced. I also remember my two friends and I used to get on the computers at school, get on PowerPoint, and write stories about derpy Warrior Cats. THE GOOD OL' DAYS.

  • @moonbased7796
    @moonbased7796 3 년 전

    1:13
    My school did something similar in first grade!
    In my school, my teacher allowed us to be in pjs and bring in our own hot coco mugs to watch the polar express and since my 1st grade class room was bigger than most of the classrooms in the school at the time (I have heard the elementary school I went to at the time renovated so some of the bigger classrooms became smaller recently) so my twin sisters class watched the movie with us.

  • @FirstResponderAlex
    @FirstResponderAlex 4 년 전 +4

    The last one....
    *Is pretty good.*

  • @libbyhughes5709
    @libbyhughes5709 4 년 전 +4

    Children have the best ideas when it comes to creativity with art 😁

  • @krystaloftheshores
    @krystaloftheshores 3 년 전 +1

    This was FUNNY as hell. The simple animation this time around fit the story perfectly!

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 2 년 전

    Literally crying from the "saving Santa" story

  • @JCDenton205
    @JCDenton205 4 년 전 +26

    hey illy

  • @ezequielviana3687
    @ezequielviana3687 4 년 전 +4

    They had us in the first part not going to lie 4:22

  • @rhysgreen9342
    @rhysgreen9342 4 년 전 +2

    Baby Alyssa: punches Rudolph in the nose (it starts bleeding)
    Baby Alyssa: yay its glowing:D

  • @AliAngelpie
    @AliAngelpie 4 년 전

    One of the reasons why I love working with kids is they always surprise you with their shenanigans

  • @deepfriedmastersword
    @deepfriedmastersword 4 년 전 +5

    Illy: “Don’t tell peta”
    Me: Don’t worry peta will help you

  • @human4147
    @human4147 4 년 전 +5

    This is awesome

  • @bunnylovermot2315
    @bunnylovermot2315 3 년 전

    Wow your art has really gotten better at your art since then and now❤️❤️

  • @Myfishdrownedyesterday

    Wow the drawing so well different no colour ummm it’s good actually amazing

  • @emmar9462
    @emmar9462 4 년 전 +4

    Merry Chrysler Illy 🎄

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 년 전 +4

    Childhood memories are great. Even more so, when your own kids remember things that the parents have already forgotten or never witnessed xD
    Like, my mom is still confused about me almost dying from choking on freaking cheese, while my bro always laughs, because I sounded like Vader while gasping for air.
    My Dad totally forgot that he had drilled himself through the palm of his own hand once, but we kids all remember that, somehow.
    Best insider joke for us, though, is us trying to remove a completely atomized (burned) pizza bread from a plate, which stuck to long in the microwave. We almost burned the house down, managed to clean everything up and removed the solid fused bread from the plate with a freaking shovel xD
    No joke! That actually happened to us and our parents never found out xD

  • @estelletheartkid1984
    @estelletheartkid1984 2 년 전 +1

    “Before we knew it, everyone knew it” story of my life

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 7 개월 전 +2

    That is excellent handwriting for a 1st grader

    • @DaniKewl
      @DaniKewl 4 개월 전 +1

      It's better than mine and I'm in middle school 💀

  • @natalie.chocotm3838
    @natalie.chocotm3838 4 년 전 +7

    When I was six years old I was drawing some HO ! "

  • @youtubeuniversity3638

    40 buck ruff!

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 년 전 +1

    "Some people drowning"
    yeah that seems about right for a 6 year old
    *wait*

  • @MumboJ
    @MumboJ 년 전

    4:20 Amazing foresight of young Illy to write that Audible sponsor into your nostalgia.