What's The Best Mascara To Cry In

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  • @kara2125
    @kara2125 5 년 전 +10662

    i kinda like that julien doesn't have a mic i feel like if he had a mic he would be pressured to be funny. it feels like right now he's just being funny for jenna and we're just lucky enough to hear it

    • @emiliavongutez968
      @emiliavongutez968 5 년 전 +513

      Kara Mahoney Exactly! People demanding he wears a mic but like those comments are for Jenna and that’s why they’re funny because it’s natural between them

    • @lysyloo1
      @lysyloo1 5 년 전 +271

      Kara Mahoney it’s a confusing place to be when trying to decide on a volume though. I gotta turn it up so loud to hear julien but then Jenna yells and my ear drums burst

    • @toastedpancake992
      @toastedpancake992 5 년 전 +84

      Beech he naturally funny even when he does have a mic 👁👃👁

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 4 년 전 +25

      Kara Mahoney that’s true but also at night when I want to stifle laughter into my pillow it’s hard because she gets loud when I turn it up to hear him

    • @mercury6284
      @mercury6284 4 년 전

      Yea

  • @restable
    @restable 5 년 전 +4504

    i swear jenna's vocabulary is contagious, i've found myself saying "ehhh beebee *kiss kiss*" and "who u fightin" EVERY SINGLE DAY and i absolutely love it

    • @musiczandlife
      @musiczandlife 5 년 전 +16

      Max King same here!

    • @Metheus
      @Metheus 5 년 전 +16

      Max King u too? Thought it was just me

    • @AlanaLecter
      @AlanaLecter 5 년 전 +145

      In my house its gotten to the point where my mother says "who you fightin"

    • @TaylorWhite
      @TaylorWhite 5 년 전 +67

      Max King I started saying “I have a basketball game tomorrow” 😂

    • @alexiscox6639
      @alexiscox6639 5 년 전 +76

      “The Jenna marbles effect”

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 년 전 +4248

    If you’ve come back for your I Miss Jenna marathon, let me tell you an amazing mascara to cry in: Urban Decay Perversion. Smears and tears like a champ, and you cry even harder because it’s 22 Dollars. It makes my lashes look gorgeous though so it’s good for a date where you want to look great for the first half and then look like you’ve lost your mind for the second half if anything goes wrong.

  • @stopitpj2318
    @stopitpj2318 3 년 전 +5163

    i had a mental breakdown in my best friends backyard shed, i was eating a literal gallon of chocolate chips, while crying my eyes out in buxom lashes. i ruined my white shirt, i looked like the person you would see sitting on a curb with one of their heels broken and the other one lost. it was fantastic

    • @Beelzebubby91
      @Beelzebubby91 3 년 전 +121

      This made my night lmaoooo

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 3 년 전 +141

      No the other one is somehow in your hair lol

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 3 년 전 +10

      HAHHAHA I love that

    • @stopitpj2318
      @stopitpj2318 3 년 전 +236

      @Lilymoon im doin great now!! i basically had a breakdown bc i had finals (and studying anatomy is hard as fuck) and my friend was watching shrek 2 for the 6th time that day, it was quite the evening

    • @aerin9116
      @aerin9116 3 년 전 +90

      on a scale from “I was kidnapped on my way to my audition” to “I just just watched a tiger maul my whole family” how fantastic was it.

  • @im_an_oyster
    @im_an_oyster 5 년 전 +4617

    I love how CoverGirl totally owned their title as best drugstore mascara to cry in and sent Jenna a package with more mascara

  • @Nuggetlover96
    @Nuggetlover96 4 년 전 +4038

    "Everyone is getting pizza nuggets for lunch but I have to eat this lettuce sandwich my mom packed me" is probably my favorite line ever spoken

    • @sandyng5141
      @sandyng5141 4 년 전 +33

      Nuggetlover96 ya it has mayonnaise

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 4 년 전 +36

      What about "MY HUSBAND...LEFT ME...FOR ANOTHER MAN. BEECH!"

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 4 년 전 +6

      @@dogduck591 that fucking killed me. Like, hello? 911? I CAN'T BREATHE

    • @kellynspear9924
      @kellynspear9924 4 년 전 +13

      This whole video is full of the best one-liners ever. My favorite Jenna/Julien video, by far.
      Also, the face she makes after she says, "Everyone else gets to go to Jamaica, but Jared dumped me!"

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 년 전 +2

      Nuggetlover96 I hate that I know, your icon was broadway Karkat cosplay

  • @kaylynrobertson
    @kaylynrobertson 3 년 전 +11266

    jenna marathon because I MISS HER.. lets get emotional

    • @rustysporkss
      @rustysporkss 3 년 전 +19

      😭😭😭😭

    • @mikeysrose
      @mikeysrose 3 년 전 +219

      I've decided that I need to leave a loving comment on every video I watch now, so that she knows that I'm not just some douche coming here to "see who this chick is" or something. She needs to know that it's people who love her re-watching everything.

    • @sarasmith8037
      @sarasmith8037 3 년 전 +11

      Yes!!!

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 3 년 전 +33

      @@mikeysrose you know what that's what I'm gonna do now

    • @nopenope4165
      @nopenope4165 3 년 전 +6

      yes.

  • @sammysquids842
    @sammysquids842 3 년 전 +1224

    That one green tear that bangs out right as she says “let me be the artist” makes this endlessly rewatchable

  • @AnhMinh-tf7xu
    @AnhMinh-tf7xu 4 년 전 +5150

    “You know what’s better than sex?”
    *CRYING*

  • @diggy5433
    @diggy5433 5 년 전 +4728

    14:04 "don't push it into my forehead, let _me_ be the artist"
    *green tear streams down face*

  • @sheetheleo
    @sheetheleo 3 년 전 +2940

    How my mascara looks after Jenna's last video:

    • @Yelekrib22
      @Yelekrib22 3 년 전 +9

      Me at fist minute of the video 🤧😪

    • @Yelekrib22
      @Yelekrib22 3 년 전 +5

      Me at the last 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥳🥳😭😢😭😢😭😢

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 3 년 전 +11

      Berkeley Murphy why the celebration emoji

    • @april2216
      @april2216 3 년 전 +6

      We needed this video so we could wear the right mascara while watching her last video 😭

    • @luna_moth_mars
      @luna_moth_mars 3 년 전 +2

      I miss her so damn much. I hope she comes back eventually

  • @aubrey8954
    @aubrey8954 2 년 전 +351

    “a tiger comes out of nowhere… just starts MAULING people”
    one of the funniest things julien has ever said

    • @jensine3683
      @jensine3683 2 개월 전 +1

      It’s just the fact that it came out of bum-fuck nowhere!

    • @smallmeatsam
      @smallmeatsam 17 일 전 +2

      @@jensine3683 so did the tiger

  • @kelseygwyn8122
    @kelseygwyn8122 5 년 전 +6214

    one time I cried so hard my mascara ran down my face, down my neck, soaked my shirt, and actually stained the collar of my shirt black. that’s the kind of performance we’re looking for here

    • @danid7243
      @danid7243 5 년 전 +323

      kelsey poisal I mean I hope you’re okay.

    • @kelseygwyn8122
      @kelseygwyn8122 5 년 전 +192

      Danielle Johansen LMAO thank you, don’t worry I am

    • @user-yh9cq6nf7j
      @user-yh9cq6nf7j 5 년 전 +280

      Okay, but what mascara did you use 👀

    • @jenniferHeley
      @jenniferHeley 5 년 전 +23

      I can relate.

    • @kelseygwyn8122
      @kelseygwyn8122 5 년 전 +280

      M it was a while ago but I think it was covergirl clump crusher bc that used to be my favorite

  • @erikazambrano7097
    @erikazambrano7097 5 년 전 +6226

    Nobody:
    Julien : iN tHe ArMs oF ThE aNgeL

  • @polkadotpanda33
    @polkadotpanda33 3 년 전 +782

    "Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go 'Dior, Dior, Dior' in to a mirror and then turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes 'hi sisters!'" is easily one of my favorite things Jenna has ever said.

    • @maggieholland8202
      @maggieholland8202 3 년 전 +23

      Its up there with "you put that sentence back in your mouth"

    • @temperance2596
      @temperance2596 3 년 전 +10

      She said this just as I read this comment. It was perfectz

    • @TheNicholle23
      @TheNicholle23 2 년 전 +16

      Mine is: before you know it kermit’s gonna be sniffing out drugs in the airport. But instead of communicating with the officer he’s gonna cry and say DrUgS iN hErE…can I also please have the lady’s sandwich in her bag??

    • @destiny8143
      @destiny8143 10 개월 전

      That part KILLED ME hahahah

  • @caitlynjacobi4296
    @caitlynjacobi4296 3 년 전 +474

    "Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?"
    "You plug it into the wall" Is a slept on moment of this video

  • @andreajasmineperez
    @andreajasmineperez 5 년 전 +4230

    Goes to Sephora to return mascaras.
    “Anything wrong with these?”
    Jenna: “the tears didn’t meet my expectations”

    • @Joy-cf2hs
      @Joy-cf2hs 5 년 전 +11

      HONEY YES I LOVE YOU.

    • @Araub0408
      @Araub0408 5 년 전 +83

      Andrea Avina “Oh I’m sorry, did they run down your face?
      “No, quite the opposite. It didn’t run down my face enough. It didn’t give me the ‘sobbing in the bathroom at a middle school dance’ look I wanted”

    • @weirdassgirl6948
      @weirdassgirl6948 5 년 전 +1

      2,000th like

  • @iwillsmiteyall
    @iwillsmiteyall 4 년 전 +6744

    Julien standing behind Jenna while she’s putting on mascara and out of tune screaming in the arms of an angel is one of the most iconic things on the internet no I will not be taking questions right now

    • @pseudoruu
      @pseudoruu 4 년 전 +56

      it's a WHOLE ASS MOOD

    • @Vesperx_
      @Vesperx_ 4 년 전 +70

      and the fact he was intentionally breaking his voice and sing out of tune as well 💀

    • @mollylox1399
      @mollylox1399 4 년 전 +32

      “MARK JAPUBS”

    • @schr4pnel
      @schr4pnel 4 년 전 +8

      @@pseudoruu no, ITS A WHOLE ASS VIBE

    • @broomstick4003
      @broomstick4003 3 년 전 +3

      Im only the 5th comment on a 4.3k like comment? Mk..

  • @karinamorales1421
    @karinamorales1421 4 개월 전 +61

    I love how everyone is collectively sharing their best crying mascara years later.

    • @hankcatlove
      @hankcatlove 2 개월 전

      5 years later i still only use buxom

  • @caseypinup1101
    @caseypinup1101 3 년 전 +475

    Jenna lost her basketball game

    • @meghachengaloor6921
      @meghachengaloor6921 3 년 전 +9

      this comment is so underrated

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 2 년 전

      ow

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 2 년 전 +1

      I can’t believe she didn’t absolutely dunk in her game of pick up basketball

  • @bernienelson8926
    @bernienelson8926 4 년 전 +4316

    I once had a breakdown while wearing mime makeup.
    I looked freaking terrifying.

    • @maryfrancess93
      @maryfrancess93 4 년 전 +91

      Story time??? Lol.

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 4 년 전 +14

      I wanna _ssseeeee_

    • @bernienelson8926
      @bernienelson8926 4 년 전 +488

      I wish I had pictures, haha. I was at an event doing a performance piece where myself and the other actor were wearing mime paint, mine included those kind of diamond star shapes around the eyes. Afterwards at the same event I had a falling out with a friend and was bawling while watching another act. Another friend came up to me to check on me, and I asked her if I'd wrecked my makeup. I knew I was in trouble because she refused to make eye contact 😂 So I went to the bathroom, and the tear tracks had dissolved the makeup and I looked like some demon possessed clown, the diamonds around my eyes had started to kind of drip further down my face, and I'd had red rosy cheeks and now the red paint mixed with the black and the white and dribbled down my chin. I tried to use paper towel and liquid soap to get it off, but it was greasepaint and just went smudgy, and I wanted to leave but I'd driven people there, so I just sat in my car and waited til it was over.
      But I swear, if I ever wanted to dress up like a possessed clown, I would definitely just cry while wearing mime greasepaint, because that shit was the stuff of nightmares.

    • @laurnias1516
      @laurnias1516 4 년 전 +186

      @@bernienelson8926 I don't mean to be rude, but I'm scream-laughing. You tell a good story 😂

    • @bee-qr7yq
      @bee-qr7yq 4 년 전 +54

      i’m literally pissing myself oh my god that was so funny

  • @briehayes5917
    @briehayes5917 5 년 전 +10153

    I had to have a full break down in a musical and we wanted mascara streaming down my face so this actually really helped

    • @youjustgotvectored3989
      @youjustgotvectored3989 5 년 전 +72

      Which musical?

    • @higuerap1975
      @higuerap1975 5 년 전 +43

      Wich musical dude

    • @notimportant6052
      @notimportant6052 5 년 전 +313

      I was literally looking for this comment cause this is so useful for acting

    • @JuniperLuna
      @JuniperLuna 5 년 전 +169

      ...falsettos....? (iM bReAkiNg dOOoWWwNNN)

    • @GhouliePumpkin
      @GhouliePumpkin 4 년 전 +538

      Dude kush mascara by milk. I cried and shit was still black as hell when it was running between my boobs.

  • @SapphirePrimrose
    @SapphirePrimrose 3 년 전 +365

    "I have a lot of feelings but they're not for me."
    Me crying watching Jenna's old videos.

  • @mikaylabriggs7053
    @mikaylabriggs7053 3 년 전 +638

    This video felt appropriate in 2019 but I think it truly represents the energy that 2020 is serving us rn

  • @agatulacz
    @agatulacz 5 년 전 +2313

    14:06 that moment was so dramatic and beautiful
    "let me be the artist" *a single green tear*

    • @jambox6848
      @jambox6848 4 년 전 +30

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw this!!!

    • @crentist960
      @crentist960 4 년 전 +38

      It reminds me of when you’re throwing up and another wave hits you and you have to lean back down into the toilet.

    • @lilly103
      @lilly103 4 년 전 +5

      TRUEEE

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 년 전 +5

      Lemony Sweet BRUH STOP I CANT

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 년 전 +3

      Let ME be the artist!
      (Slams face into paper)

  • @elizabethwarwick3756
    @elizabethwarwick3756 5 년 전 +36831

    Part two should be best foundation to hug someone in a white t-shirt in.

  • @katherinealbert3130
    @katherinealbert3130 4 년 전 +2184

    Julian destroying an entire roll of toilet paper did NOT age well

  • @viowlet
    @viowlet 7 개월 전 +29

    5 years later this video still never fails to make me cry laughing. The premise and the execution are so profoundly hilarious that I look just like her in the buxom mascara by the end of it.

  • @josshersmusic8483
    @josshersmusic8483 4 년 전 +4971

    “I got kidnapped on my way to my bachelor audition”

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver 4 년 전 +3904

    I love when julien is just Going In with the eyedrops, in pain but not stopping bc jenna hasn’t looked and that was the whole point cause that is a Fat Mood

    • @fallenleaf666
      @fallenleaf666 4 년 전 +38

      8:46

    • @emilyfanslow3604
      @emilyfanslow3604 4 년 전 +71

      i love how one of your videos is called “fried rice recipe + cat and gay” because honestly same

  • @loveyallyangu
    @loveyallyangu 3 년 전 +84

    The rewatchability of Jenna's videos are very high.

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi 3 년 전 +123

    “Does mascara take batteries or does it plug into the wall?”
    “You plug it into the wall”
    I love when Jenna goes along with Julien’s bullshit.

  • @VanessaBlanco
    @VanessaBlanco 5 년 전 +4020

    “Dior, Dior, dior......Hi SISTERS!”
    IM DEAD 😂💀

    • @naan-bread3131
      @naan-bread3131 5 년 전 +9

      I would pay to see that, omg🤣😭😂

    • @Man-bt9xk
      @Man-bt9xk 5 년 전 +5

      hI SISTERS

    • @loreleisharp9298
      @loreleisharp9298 2 년 전

      That didn’t age well

    • @emrldd2681
      @emrldd2681 2 년 전

      @@loreleisharp9298 now his career is dead 🤣

    • @tiffanyleraa9975
      @tiffanyleraa9975 2 년 전

      lorelei sharp I think it did age well actually bc he’s canceled & it’s a hilarious ass joke lol

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 4 년 전 +5157

    I'm surprised she didn't get the classic drug store Maybelline mascara. Ya know the one. In the pink tube with the green top. That's the one I WANTED to see lol

    • @faithhaining1675
      @faithhaining1675 4 년 전 +126

      GREAT LASH YES

    • @Kirizionn_TikTok
      @Kirizionn_TikTok 4 년 전 +344

      Ok story time that's kind sad but fucking hilarious involving that mascara. I use to apply like 3 times to top and bottom lashes for that *beautiful * spider look. Well I was in middle school and I came home and my parents finally actually got me a birthday present after 3 years of not and I DROPPED IT and the makeup palettes broke. I cried so hard that my makeup ran and it turns the edge of my shirt black and grey.

    • @flyaround312
      @flyaround312 4 년 전 +49

      ​@@Kirizionn_TikTok I was going to apologize but now that you were so unnecessarily rude and hateful instead of just explaining what you meant, never mind. I had thought you were saying that your parents hadn't been able to afford a present, since crying over broken makeup is such a First World Problem that you needed to add something that sounded sad. If a family was really too poor to buy a kid even super cheap present for 3 years in a row then there's very little chance that kid would be spending their own money on makeup, especially as a middle schooler, they would be buying themselves necessities. You claim that's not what you meant so fine.
      If your parents really are abusive then you've picked up on their behavior. Break the cycle, especially if you plan to have kids, but even if you don't, do it for yourself. The rest of your life will be negatively affected if you don't and your parents will continue to have control over you, even after they die. I recommend finding a good therapist who's familiar with abuse and tell them very clearly that they cannot discuss anything with your parents unless it's about billing (if you're using their insurance). On your privacy form, write that they cannot have conversations *at all* with your parents even if your parents don't ask about what was discussed in your sessions (unless you feel confident that your parents wouldn't lie to your therapist as a way of controlling you, which is what mine did to me). Also, don't list your parents as an emergency contact.

    • @Cilantrocubez
      @Cilantrocubez 4 년 전 +4

      I have that lmao

    • @captain6717
      @captain6717 4 년 전 +35

      It’s sad we literally all know what you’re talking about

  • @leod4065
    @leod4065 3 년 전 +410

    im rewatching this after realizing i am asexual and lemme tell you as an ace with a cancer moon, the sentence "yknow whats better than sex? crying" really does resonate with me

  • @bonesawbrother930
    @bonesawbrother930 3 년 전 +132

    For anyone doing a Jenna marathon, a good drug store mascara to cry in is the Nyx lengthening doll eye mascara. I poked myself in the eye and the tears were black af

  • @samimeister
    @samimeister 5 년 전 +655

    Julien showing up to a school dance in P.E clothes is the most Julien thing I've ever heard

  • @darladear27
    @darladear27 5 년 전 +2916

    Basically you want to be the matchmaker lady from Mulan when the tea gets spilled on her face.

  • @allieb1193
    @allieb1193 년 전 +63

    So I watch Jenna's videos after I have anxiety/panic attacks because she makes me laugh and that is the best way to make me feel better, and I can confirm that Elf's lash extending mascara will give MULTIPLE dramatic black streaks all the way down to your neck. I wasn't even wearing eyeliner.

  • @Xoxo_gaming5000
    @Xoxo_gaming5000 4 년 전 +45

    “You know what else goes bang?”
    “My wig when it hits the wall.”
    Julien I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 5 년 전 +3253

    Jenna: Mascara isn’t for Aries.
    Me, an Aries, who never wears mascara: Shit she got me.

  • @ashlynsaba
    @ashlynsaba 4 년 전 +3550

    Now every youtuber with an apology has a believable “crying” mascara to wear🤣🤣

    • @whatab1613
      @whatab1613 4 년 전 +72

      Pipirika's it wouldn’t have worked... she didn’t even cry😔😭

    • @watson5685
      @watson5685 4 년 전 +7

      Pipirika's I guess she didn’t get the memo 👀

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... 3 년 전 +7

      No, because whenever they have a breakdown they feel the need to "not put make up on"

    • @lizzy290
      @lizzy290 3 년 전 +16

      This comment aged really well 😂

    • @a.person4761
      @a.person4761 3 년 전 +1

      lizzy290 💀💀

  • @TheSagaris2
    @TheSagaris2 2 년 전 +28

    “Let me be the artist”
    *cries vibrant green tear*
    *smushes face in paper*

  • @Niznozify
    @Niznozify 3 년 전 +231

    Rewatching this to see what mascara is best to represent my true feelings after her last video

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 3 년 전 +4

      Yep.

    • @Mintspices
      @Mintspices 3 년 전 +4

      I was looking for this comment to make sure I'm not the only one

  • @carriebaker8653
    @carriebaker8653 5 년 전 +5313

    I’m here to let you know that colourpop mascara is the best to cry in. You get the full breakdown experience

    • @charlottewakelin3740
      @charlottewakelin3740 5 년 전 +545

      We stan a sister who helps other sisters complete their break down goals 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @annahughes1443
      @annahughes1443 4 년 전 +125

      Also Urban Decay Troublemaker

    • @ionethenb2764
      @ionethenb2764 4 년 전 +210

      UD perversion and sephora's liquid liner (the non-pen one, not waterproof one) in tandem will have you looking like your parents died, you came home to your place on fire- pets burnt to bbq inside, and you witness your significant other cheating on you with your worst enemy. It is a POWERFUL LOOK

    • @jaimeestratton8578
      @jaimeestratton8578 4 년 전 +5

      @@memeconnoisseur8026 do you mean rimmel scandaleyes?

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 년 전 +3

      Micah Eli I’d watch that so hard

  • @RiahhCarrie
    @RiahhCarrie 5 년 전 +654

    “You know what’s better than sex?
    Crying.”
    OKAY WELL NOW I’M CRYING 😂

  • @maja1674
    @maja1674 년 전 +200

    I know this is 4 years late but if anyone still want a good mascara to cry in that will also make you look really cool, use the maybelline snapscara mascara in blue. Looks beautiful on the eyes and doesn't crumble underneath the eye, but AS SOON as a droplet of water touches your eyelashes it will look like cartoon tears. 10/10 have and would cry wearing it again.

  • @fen6637
    @fen6637 3 년 전 +90

    First video I ever watched of Jenna's. How that she is gone for Lord knows how long I wanted to say in the past year and a half the only thing Jenna has done is brighten my day once a week. And to anyone else coming back and watching these videos, she loved us all and it hurts to see her go.

  • @leslyzepeda9220
    @leslyzepeda9220 5 년 전 +1767

    if jenna turned herself into Julian......just the thought is......LMAOOOOOO

  • @simpleplanfan011
    @simpleplanfan011 5 년 전 +2190

    "I got kidnapped on the way to my bachelor audition." Wholesome content 💞😂

  • @emmshelley
    @emmshelley 3 년 전 +29

    Ugh, the rewatch value of her content is INSANE. Miss you Mom.

  • @patrollinkomodo
    @patrollinkomodo 3 년 전 +62

    literally thought julian almost said “don’t cry, craft” and i almost had middle school ptsd flashbacks

  • @brittanyharper2889
    @brittanyharper2889 5 년 전 +1910

    Julien just profusely squirting eyedrops in his eyes lmaoo 😂😂

    • @camilaa.229
      @camilaa.229 4 년 전 +36

      While I'm here panicking about putting one eyedrop in my eye.

    • @captain6717
      @captain6717 4 년 전 +14

      That fucking clip makes me ugly laugh.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 년 전 +19

      Trin Ficklin I ugly laugh at him using the whole roll of toilet paper and then I scream laugh when Jenna goes “You BITCH!”

    • @KayTemptySimoleons
      @KayTemptySimoleons 4 년 전 +5

      iS sHe OkAy?!?!

  • @alliecook8836
    @alliecook8836 5 년 전 +1772

    You should do your makeup, not moving the brushes, just moving your head

  • @corvidaedalus
    @corvidaedalus 4 년 전 +59

    "Your eye is literally blue. Your eyeball-"
    *"And..?"*

  • @tracy7518
    @tracy7518 3 년 전 +208

    Came to refresh my memory so I could go sit on my bathroom floor drunk, one shoe in one hand, the other in my hair and have a meltdown of your departure.

  • @Clairevoyance6103
    @Clairevoyance6103 5 년 전 +5109

    Jenna : * wants black tears *
    Billie Eilish: hold my beer.

  • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
    @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 5 년 전 +1976

    julien squeezing the eye-drop bottle over his eyes and wiping it with the whole toilet roll 💀⚰️

    • @dianadelamer9583
      @dianadelamer9583 5 년 전 +7

      Scorpionic I just saw you in a ReviewBrah comment section like 4 seconds ago and I think that's a sign that we should be friends

    • @kwiisaantoine9381
      @kwiisaantoine9381 5 년 전

      im subbed to reviewbrah too can i join the club

    • @eveywub
      @eveywub 5 년 전 +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gemmawilkinson7166
      @gemmawilkinson7166 5 년 전 +1

      Scorpionic i just saw your comment on the “I shot my parents” video and a few others xD

    • @machinegirl9514
      @machinegirl9514 5 년 전 +1

      IT HAD ME LAUGHING HARD ASF😂😂😂💀

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 2 년 전 +169

    I’ve learned black tears are more about eyeliner than mascara. The trick I know is nice high quality eyeliner first for control and
    Looking good, then cake on cheep grocery store mascara on top. Works every time.
    Edit: I know this because my friends and I do it when we watch sad movies so we can tell if our friends are crying. They found out I cry at strange movies so it’s kinda fun.

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 년 전 +2

      Wait, do you want to cry or not to cry? And coloring the waterline or above the lashline with the eyeliner?

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 년 전 +9

      @@SaheeliRai We don’t necessarily try not to cry, we just like knowing what makes our friends cry. Like I cry at the movie “Snowden” every time. You do expensive makeup under the cheep makeup so the top layer (cheep) will run while the bottom layer (nice) stays in place. That’s how you get the pretty black tears.

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 년 전 +2

      @@nicksurfs1 Thank you for clarifying! I will try the waterproof expensive base layer and daramatic effect layer on top for the next movie night

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 년 전 +3

      @@SaheeliRai You’re welcome haha. It also photographs incredibly well haha. Take black and white photos with your mascara tears, it looks so chic!

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 년 전 +2

      Underrated comment

  • @shirkalati4764
    @shirkalati4764 년 전 +11

    *me looking at the wedding pictures

  • @Bekah1852
    @Bekah1852 5 년 전 +1158

    "Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go, 'Dior, Dior, Dior' into a mirror and turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes, 'Hi, shistars!'"
    I cackled.

    • @Venus_Doomm
      @Venus_Doomm 5 년 전 +1

      OMG IM CRYING

    • @hollyfontaine9385
      @hollyfontaine9385 5 년 전 +2

      That is literally one of the funniest comments I’ve seen

    • @SofiaDe07
      @SofiaDe07 5 년 전 +3

      Bekah Stoneking If only it really happened. 😂

  • @goldfishcakes329
    @goldfishcakes329 5 년 전 +3717

    I need a part two with eyeliner

    • @heythere6398
      @heythere6398 5 년 전 +9

      Xanny Granny I love your Gerard profile photo

    • @hasannaomir.3037
      @hasannaomir.3037 5 년 전 +3

      Yeah!!!! With Julien...we simply MAST HAZ Julien, two!! Jenna don't need nobody. But Julien, what a wingman!! His wittyfeathers tickle Jenna's antics something wonderful. Yay!!!

    • @Sallywifeofjack
      @Sallywifeofjack 5 년 전

      OH MY GOD YES PLEASE

    • @shannon9164
      @shannon9164 5 년 전 +4

      Even when I don’t cry eyeliners always seems to run and give me panda eyes, if I could fine an eyeliner than don’t do that that’d be cool

    • @leem306
      @leem306 5 년 전

      and with a Beau-Tuber (#MarbleStar)

  • @xokenzeebabie
    @xokenzeebabie 2 년 전 +29

    Jenna if you just happen to read this just know we all miss you so much beech. Hope you are doing well and just wanted to thank you for the many laughs you gave me when I needed it most.

  • @faithcouturier
    @faithcouturier 7 개월 전 +8

    Rewatching because I still miss her immensely 3 years later 🫶🏼

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 5 년 전 +666

    Julien needs his own microphone, i'll turn up the volume to hear his banging commentary then have 'HI BEEEAAACHHHH' screamed at me lmao

  • @judkinsfamily4414
    @judkinsfamily4414 5 년 전 +1673

    "Everyone gets to go to Jamaica but Jared dumped me" *blinks intensely*

  • @lb4586
    @lb4586 3 년 전 +67

    In my experience, dark brown mascara, preferably drug store own branded or something, no more than $5 is the bets to cry in, big streaks that stain your face until you wipe it away with the rest of your tears that aren’t coated in that same deep brown mascara

  • @existentialash9852
    @existentialash9852 4 개월 전 +4

    dont mind me beech just doing a comfort rewatching of jenna's videos bc i miss her n have no friends. life's been real shit lately but these videos remind me of how hard i am capable of laughing

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 5 년 전 +7331

    _storytime: i got kidnapped on my way to the bachelor audition_

  • @kclare21
    @kclare21 5 년 전 +2913

    Pro Tip- the L'oreal one swipe mascara( not waterproof) turns ur cheeks black and gives you raccoon eyes. Its a look.

  • @signeberglund3692
    @signeberglund3692 2 년 전 +117

    When I make my own beauty brand I’m creating a mascara specifically made to look dramatic as hell if u cry. My name choice so far is maybe “top tear” but I’m open to suggestions.

    • @vessel3710
      @vessel3710 2 년 전 +8

      If you are still planning on doing that, u can do it Halloween themed and maybe called it La Llorona (it’s a latin tale that involves tears)

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 년 전 +4

      Jennas Tears

  • @bluesspringday
    @bluesspringday 년 전 +33

    I cried the other night during the Christmas party, when i went to the bathroom and it was ALL OVER MY FACE, LIKE, EVEN MY NECK !
    So I will say that the avon legendary extension is doing it perfectly for crying !! 10/10 recommended for a huge scene

  • @sageeeeeeeee
    @sageeeeeeeee 5 년 전 +2173

    the pink and blue look looked like you tried to do a harley quinn cosplay and you started crying because your shorts weren’t short enough.

  • @therealvlad505
    @therealvlad505 4 년 전 +1599

    "Dont cry, cry" - Julien "in the arms of an angel" Solomita

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 4 년 전 +23

      Thereal Vlad ~dont cry, craft~

    • @leah8jean
      @leah8jean 3 년 전 +2

      omfg will those step chickens ever go away

    • @ellabarkersturges9700
      @ellabarkersturges9700 3 년 전 +9

      @@aiden.ambulance the only reason i came to the comments was to see a don't cry, craft comment haha

    • @Lemu_with_a_shirt
      @Lemu_with_a_shirt 3 년 전

      Okay, now I understand why people don't want to like a comment when it's at a good number, there's just a mental barrier around the like button, can't ruin that.

    • @therealvlad505
      @therealvlad505 3 년 전 +1

      @@Lemu_with_a_shirt I like attributing to a mental barrier

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 3 년 전 +108

    I no longer need eye drops to do this. I only have to think about Jenna not coming back

    • @evwe5386
      @evwe5386 3 년 전 +9

      I still have hope that she will. Especially after the support she got the last 2 days 😭

  • @rebeccasmith7149
    @rebeccasmith7149 9 개월 전 +10

    This is still one of my very favorite videos. I rewatch it all the time. Instant serotonin boost

  • @musician200X
    @musician200X 5 년 전 +2728

    I need to let you know how you made my mother laugh in a very trying time. My uncle had stage 4 lung cancer and for the last month had been in the hospital and finally passed away on Sunday. We were getting ready for the funeral and my mom was putting on her make up... I recently showed her your video and we were able to laugh for a minute. Not only were we about to do a lot of crying in mascara, but my mom actually had the first one you used! Thank you for giving us a moment of joy in a tough time. You're a hilarious angel.

  • @sopranope5191
    @sopranope5191 5 년 전 +1056

    I *have* actually cried in the Better than Sex mascara and I will say that it is by far the hardest to wash off in a public school bathroom after sobbing uncontrollably for half of your lunch period.

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 3 년 전 +11

    Nobody:
    Julien: bathes in eyedrops

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer 년 전 +12

    Don’t mind me coming back 4 years later because I miss Jenna. We love you, queen. I’m happy for you and Julien on your nuptials. Thankfully you know the best one to cry in ❤

  • @RosieTheRo
    @RosieTheRo 4 년 전 +470

    i can add: cover girl's the super sizer is also a great mascara to cry in for dramatic effect. i had a coughing fit once while wearing it and by the end of it i looked like i'd just been told my husband died at sea and left the property to his lover that i'd never known about until just now

  • @Matt-wv8vt
    @Matt-wv8vt 4 년 전 +847

    Literally no one:
    Julien: “Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?”
    Jenna: “You plug it into the wall.”

  • @ozywaldtheperson1553

    My Dan and Phil era coming back in full swing when julien said “don’t cry, cry” and the actual need to finish “don’t cry” with “craft” is unbearable every time I come back to watch this video

  • @x_teamjoanne_x9770
    @x_teamjoanne_x9770 3 년 전 +56

    Need to start taking notes now since I can’t stop crying 💔 can’t believe you’re leaving forever. My heart hurts

  • @Kbear-xt9mh
    @Kbear-xt9mh 5 년 전 +371

    Make Julien wear high heels and teach him gogo dancing.

  • @Mahomies17
    @Mahomies17 5 년 전 +779

    Can we please get a mic on Julien? I can never hear his funny comments so I have to turn the volume up when he talks & down when you yell the struggle is real😭💗💗

    • @Cathlynn23
      @Cathlynn23 5 년 전 +20

      Fu Ck yeeees my struggle exactly! Either I can't hear Julien or my parents and everyone else think I'm having a massive screaming fit in the bathroom😂😂😂

    • @aidenblyton7760
      @aidenblyton7760 5 년 전 +45

      Or even subtitles for him!! I have auditory processing troubles and Oh Man,,

    • @crystalvillanueva4342
      @crystalvillanueva4342 5 년 전 +3

      Fu Ck YAS!!!!! Same! 😂

    • @ahhhndy
      @ahhhndy 5 년 전 +4

      Fu Ck
      Omg me too! And then I have to turn it down cause Jenna is more loud. Lol the struggle!

    • @krtierney
      @krtierney 5 년 전 +2

      NOO! PLEAS don't mic Julien 🤐

  • @nipinshirt
    @nipinshirt 6 개월 전 +9

    i hope she still gets paid for this!! ❤❤❤

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 3 년 전 +439

    This is me now that Jenna is having to distance herself from the platform

    • @paydohluvsu58
      @paydohluvsu58 3 년 전 +15

      Literally the reason I'm watching this. I MISS HER SO MUCH

    • @luna_moth_mars
      @luna_moth_mars 3 년 전 +6

      I hope she sees the comments and knows that we love and miss her

  • @notmj2004
    @notmj2004 5 년 전 +1122

    3:48 "I'm trisha paytas crying on my kitchen floor" XDDD

    • @dylananthony
      @dylananthony 5 년 전 +12

      Missy Pope “I’m trying to get there..” 😂😂

  • @aryxn0
    @aryxn0 5 년 전 +3049

    Jenna is my favorite beautuber.

  • @ash.211
    @ash.211 2 년 전 +13

    i love julien for jenna. he’s so sweet and makes her laugh and makes her feel great. i hope when i’m older my relationships will look like this. when i watch they’re videos they just have such good chemistry ik that sounds cheesy but they do. they are so cute together

  • @naturewalkdowntheblock

    the answer is ILIA limitless lash lengthening mascara. it is the nicest mascara ive ever had and looks like a water balloon full of black paint exploded under my eyes after a breakdown. when i looked in the mirror to see, i stopped crying bc i was so impressed. one of many reasons i love jenna is she turns moments like that into a happy success of finding the best mascara to cry in. we are so lucky to share all the years we did with her, i hope she's doing amazing

  • @rachelbowman3476
    @rachelbowman3476 5 년 전 +1247

    14:00 Laura Lee right before she hit "record" for her apology video

  • @michellejonas920
    @michellejonas920 5 년 전 +295

    I will never look at that chair in the background the same again

    • @randicunningham7577
      @randicunningham7577 5 년 전 +1

      Mountain Mama omg... lmao !!! I literally just noticed the chair and its busting me up rn !!!! 😂😂😂

    • @dezm6580
      @dezm6580 5 년 전 +13

      tbh they should just move the chair a little closer every week😂

    • @klara5235
      @klara5235 5 년 전

      I still have nightmares

  • @kaylinfirebaugh2485
    @kaylinfirebaugh2485 4 개월 전 +3

    I still watch this shit over and over. I love her and I wish the absolute best for her.

  • @JasM1331
    @JasM1331 4 년 전 +6

    1:42 Julian standing in the background looks like a scene from a horror movie

  • @ellah.4452
    @ellah.4452 5 년 전 +166

    I love how Jenna’s comment section is only happiness and weird personalities instead of insulting each other.

    • @gh0uli_668
      @gh0uli_668 5 년 전

      Ella HARDMAN rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt

  • @kiratrimble464
    @kiratrimble464 5 년 전 +285

    Finally, I know what mascara to wear when the police come to my mansion and tell me my rich husband has been murdered

  • @mdbw3411
    @mdbw3411 10 개월 전 +3

    'you know what else bangs' 'my wig when it hits the wall' WHATTTTT

  • @MadChapTV
    @MadChapTV 10 개월 전 +4

    Mama Marbles!!! I miss you so much! 😫