Everyone's a Coronavirus Expert
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- 게시일 2020. 03. 09.
- Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden battled it out for 'Super Tuesday 2,' Trump has officially not been tested for Coronavirus, the CDC released a special warning about Senator Ted Cruz putting himself under quarantine, 'Wheel of Fortune' & 'Jeopardy' plan to tape without a studio audience, Jimmy's #ELBUMP is catching on across the globe, and since knowledge is power we took to the streets for people to tell us what they know about Coronavirus.
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“Do YoU tHinK tHat wE sHouLd bE sCared?”
“If you Nasty you should be!”
😂😂😂😂 Broo, FACTSSS
Lol it's spread through the air... you nasty dudes better stop breathing....
That guy was my FAVOURITE lol. "Boy, cover your mouth!" had me dying :D!!!
Emulator Broh Who tf told you that, people spreading misinformation are so stupid fr
@@baddyaddyah4829 2 National Institutes of Health research facilities published a report a few days ago indicating that it's airborne and can live on surfaces longer than first thought.
Pablo Gonzalez No it’s not airborne but it is spread by person to person contact and touching surfaces with the infection on it and touching your face
"I like wine, toilet paper, soap."
Yes my three favorite food groups
Jack Simmons And there is the image.
Taken in that order would be a good evening.
Lmao wtf
Jack Simmons what’s with the toilet paper? I don’t get it
Marine Corps really love crayons lol
These were the pre-quarantine days...seems like a lifetime ago.
3 months ago...seems like a lifetime ago
this is very strange to watch...
When there was only 1000 cases in the US and now there has been over a million
Actually yesterday
This video was posted only a few days before nationwide lockdowns, which makes it all the more amusing.
Well, this video hasn't aged well...
why not death toll is still pathetically low
if you are only looking at how many people have died, I feel sorry for you.
@@badaboom8843i was going to reply with a long speech but wont.
@@badaboom8843 Check again.
@@badaboom8843 👁
Plot twist: no one's present at jimmy kimmels show. Hes pretending hes talking to his audience. It's just fake laughter
naveed khan do we actually ever seen clear view of the audience though?
I dont think so.
So business as usual then.
naveed khan then maybe you are right. Everytime you hear laughing it’s always the same
Yes well how could they find people to laugh at this tool.
“We going die anyway” lmao too real for corona
We gonna die anyway!! Lol as she has a bag over her head!! Lmao!!
The flu is more dangerous. CoronaVirus is for weak people who arent fit
@@ofwgkta562 i love how every scientist who actually knows how dangerous it is says that corona is gonna be 10-15 times more deadly than the worst seasonal flu ever, and yet there are people like u who thinks otherwise xD
Po prostu Mateusz 100%. These people aren’t looking at any statistics.
@@mateuszhyps5732 maybe you should post your resources and inform people then. Doesn't do anyone any good if people continue sharing their opinions instead of sharing reliable resources.
6:58 When asked about coronavirus, the farmer said, _"we've been giving that shot to our cattle for years"_ because "coronavirus" refers to a huge group of different viruses including all the common colds that we get, and that cattle get. So he really has been vaccinating his cattle for coronavirus, just not COVID-19.
that part was confusing. so some type of vaccine does exist? or is this just for certain animals?
@@vondonstrut218
_Coronaviruses_ are a broad family of flu-like viruses. There are lots of kinds of coronaviruses. We have vaccines for some types of coronavirus, but not others.
_COVID-19_ is a new type of coronavirus that was just recently discovered in China and is now spreading all over the world. We do not have a vaccine for COVID-19 like we do for other coronaviruses.
Hope this clears things up for you.
@@mattzx003 ah i see. yea this does help. thanks!
Not quite. Coronaviridae are a family of viruses. Some members of that family cause the common cold, but the common cold can be caused by other viruses such as Adenoviruses and Rhinoviruses as well as bacteria. The SARS coronavirus (SARS-CoV) is a member of that family too. In fact, the new Wuhan coronavirus is a strain of the SARS-CoV species, as its official name suggests (SARS-CoV-2).
Covid-19 refers to the disease. It literally means "Corona Virus Disease -19". You can't get vaccinated for something you already have. It would be more proper to say "vaccinated for the novel coronavirus" which is the name of this specific coronavirus.
7:15 "I'm not too worried about it. The president said it's just going to go away someday, so it's not really that critical of a deal." - Fox News viewer
Thank goodness they could rely on the knowledge and accuracy of that noted epidemiologist Donald J. Trump, right?
21 October 2020
Ha
RIP
I actually find it really sad that huge numbers of people just trusted the President. They would have thought that he’s in a position where he’d receive more accurate information about everything, be expertly informed and also have a duty of care to the people to do the right thing for them (not himself). Perfectly reasonable, perhaps well-educated people heard the President say it’s not a big deal and trusted him. If it had been any other President, then they would have been right to do so. I feel very sad for those who were victim to him lies and incompetence, by either becoming very sick themselves or losing a loved one. The stats just talk about deaths but no one is really talking about LongCovid. That doesn’t seem to be just going away.
In all fairness "I don't know" is a great answer if you're not a professional.
Thomas Uniat exactly cause you’d rather be honest than spread misinformation
And the only acceptable one.
there is enough information and scientific papers online about this virus, so no "I don't know" is an ignorant response especially since we have a pandemic right now because of this virus. Go educate yourself...
@@blackcat6508 An epidemiologist with a MD will have spent a minimum of about 12 years studying this and related topics. How many days have you been studying?
That dad is spraying his kid down like he's a cat that needs to stay off the kitchen counter.🤣🤣
Hey, a man's got to do what a man's got to do
🤣
Just pull em out.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WAIT A MIN??? THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET A SPRAY BOTTLE AND SPRAY MY CAT LIKE THAT?????? IM TRYN TO KEEP MY KITTEN OUT THE KITCHEN!!! I DONE CHANGE THE WHOLE CONVERSATION TO MY KITTY. IN MY KITCHEN!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ivoryfyall3548 😂😂
The "Boy cover your mouth!" dude is the only one who knows what he's talking about.
He still gonna contract it from his roommate though.
And the cattle guy. There's different strains of Coronavirus
@@jonseres i mean the dude is speaking common sense.
Jon Seres thankfully he went home and away from me!
Fun fact: The J in Trump stands for Jenius.
Ironic.
im watching this after Trump reported that he and his wife are affected by Corona virus.
I am watching after trump.lost election
And after he admitted he lied about the severity of the virus. Over 300k dead now in the US.
i am watching this while i have coronavirus
I am watching this after the capitol got invaded by trumpists
I'm watching this after Trump lost.
Jimmy: everyone pretends to be an expert on coronavirus. Let's laugh at them for that now
Everyone being interviewed: I don't really know anything about coronavirus
The Galvinizer lol
kimmel sucksss lol
Isnt that obviously the sarcasm of it?
thats the irony. people dont know anything about it and theyre freaking out when they shouldnt be
@@coykoster5875 that is not true. Nobody freaks out, the media like to spread fear among people.
Give the "if you nasty" guy an award. He wins.
Brad Rozycki thanks Brad!
@@joshjonesenterprise the legend
🤣 yeah
I mean all you really have to do is treat it like a flu (but more contagious), this man had the most facts coming from his mouth.
"There's almost 1000 cases in America" *live audience laughs and claps*
Literally no one clapped 😭😭😭😭🗿
And now 3000+ deaths per day 😢
Now 19,000,000
@@sumanthreddy8907 now 22 mil + cases
411,000 people died from coronavirus in USA...
Dutch prime minister: We will not shake hands from now on.
*ends speech*
*shakes hands with the other man*
I died
Thank you very much for reiterating exactly what happened in the video
And then touches him EVERYWHERE like 10 times
Old habits die hard.
Hilarious
our dear prime minister... the man we look at to get us through this mess... we're doomed.
“Should we be scared”
“If you’re nasty you should be”.
Best part!
Raye's a Fan lol thanks!
Cool, that guy is in the comment! You were really great.
So it's currently not save to have unprotected sex with street hookers yet because of the corona virus...lol
Can't wait for those memes to start
He was so true
Josh Jones you had me cracking up
I honestly thought that press conference was legit 😂😂😂
Where is it from? SNL?
Me too. I watched it twice like are they really saying this...I was watching the lips to see if they changed the voice or something
javaguru4u what?
@@Jiminoverheroin The press conference skit. Which show is that from? Thanks.
I'm pretty sure its a deep fake
The ending was the saddest thing ever. You could see those big blue eyes darting back and forth in anxiety, that nervous laugh, and finally just her acceptance of being treated like dirt in return for her kindness. That would bring any sane person closer to tears than laughter.
yep..wasnt nice at all hmm
The interviewer was rude af.
I mean I would wanna get away from her too., but you don't have to be rude...
i felt that too, but they probably told her it was a joke after the video
“Well the president said it was just gonna go away so it’s not that big of a deal”
-That aged well
And yet he is still saying man up. Its just a cold.
“Should you be scared?”
“If ya nasty you should be.”
Facts.
Er no?
Emiliano Zapata er no? Because the cdc and politicians haven’t been literally in the media saying to wash your hands etc? This guy simply stated the same prevention methods less eloquently.
@@twdjt6245 yeah,... Its a Virus with droplet infection - you can wash your handy a bazillion times and still inhale or be sprinkled by infectious droplets.
It sure helps to minimalize the chances but you should be scared one way or another.
The Virus survives up to 9 days outside of the human body when its cold, under normal circumstances 4-5 days.
Take great care - still, unless we find a medication all we can do is slow down the spreading.
Emiliano Zapata im well aware...never said washing etc will eradicate the virus or anything...just that it will help prevent cases/spreading...also why should I be scared of something that has killed far less people in this country than the fricking flu thus far??? Give me a break. If you’re buying into this media hysteria, then by all means have at it, your life, but in my personal opinion that’s all it is, overreactions from a media trying to keep viewers attention...as it is their jobs and livelihood to do...it will blow over just like Ebola, sars, etc did.....that being said....I also didn’t need this to pop up to be prepared for a widespread not a local emergency....I think it common sense to be moderately prepared for almost anything just in case and within ones means.....so if one good thing is coming of this is that people are thinking twice about being prepped for ANY emergency that could arrive....this virus should be one of the least of those concerns though.
@@twdjt6245 the Media? Who cares... You should listen to the medical professionells...
Still can’t get over the fact that Jimmy said “po-poned”.
Bre Norton what does it mean
@@fartunl9135 ID
Slip of tongue
lmao i caught it too
I thought I didn't hear correctly
Trump now: “I got COVID....I must drink the bleach”
5:44 I love how he touched that dude just about everywhere after that speech
Normal people: I don't feel like traveling today
People with COV-19: I like to travel!
Mister Spongeward does this mean I have the corona?😫
@@MillyBukowski No, not necessarily
I dont have the cov-19. and im in bali now
I dont have corona and i like to travel. I am going to Amsterdam in a few weeks. :)
Gotta catch 'em all, Virusmon
3:22 covers the whole body with plastic BUT NOT THE NOSE 🤦♂️🤦🏿♂️
Just the town idiot
Lmboooooooo
I believe that has something to do with breathing.
the hand is the only part of ur body u need to cover. use gloves in public places, and don't touch ur face with the gloves. this virus is not airborne
@@fcbGabor Wrong.
Watching this in 2021 is crazy 😂😂
8:30 that was so mean. She ruined a good video just like that.
Exactly bro so rude she was...... Idiot reporter 🤔
So rude . She was kind and beautiful. Decent people.
@SPI D Water Law turns out not every joke is good. That was a rude way to joke. Hurting people's feelings is not funny.
@SPI D Water Law.RAFTEL in that case wasnt funny was miserable and ruin.bad joke .
Yeah exactly, so rude !
aww the last girl expression made me feel a little bad for her she seems like Such a sweetheart
Same here,hope she's ok.
Or just an idiot bc she obviously doesnt know what the coronavirus is if she didnt take the lady saying get away seriously. If the dude actually had corona virus she risking infecting everybody there
Charles McBarnaby How’s She an idiot?? She said someone got It in her town... in the video she’s in LA. That’s like saying a American Who lives in Canada has the virus because people in her town, in the US has It.
Charles McBarnaby you’re definitely the idiot here
@@jonnunya2601 "Simp" sorry just couldn't stop myself
"If you have selfish ignorant citizens, you get selfish ignorant leaders" - George Carlin
How ignorant of you to think they represent US americans...
@@missoula2213 naaa, stupid isn't only with trumpist ;-)
Also you can be pretty smart but an complete asshole.
Beside that, it's not "49% of US citizen voted for trump" it's 49% of those who voted... A significiant difference.
And to be complelty honest, it's not lot's US-Citizen that are stupid, it's lots in general.
Of, and to be uneducated isn't stupidity... Whatever... you got the Point
@CD Smith hm yeah, who didnt... That aside, what does that have to do with stupid? ...🤷♂️
Ah yes, pissed off Anti-Americans and anti-trump folks. My favorite morning coffee
The Dump comment just personifies how HES terrible for our country. He WILL LOSE 2020
No one laughed when the girl said:"Like a million"
Bruh they know nothing
I'm literally 15 and I was laughing at these people. I'd like to say it's because they're in California but no I think it's the whole generation
Why is that funny? For a total guess it’s pretty good.
or they know too much. It will be a million soon
Total cases most definitely exceed one million now. When you think about how little testing so many countries are doing, or how many countries are covering up cases, yet official stats still say over 300k. Actual figure's at least ten times that.
I feel like my brain cells are commiting suicide 1 by 1
Lol damn the last girl was hurt after she told her to “get away from us” I feel her pain 😭
EverybodylovesJeff yea why did the interviewer yell at her like that not funny
Honestly, gonna dislike the video for that part. Poor girl
lmao y’all ignorant if you are fr... obviously the girl was too stupid to be outside if she had been in contact with the people who had the freaking virus
Soksok Soksok she never said she was there. And when we are outside we are in contact with the virus regardless thats why we have to take steps such as distancing, washing hands, not touching our face....in order to not be sick. Seems like you are ignorant thinking everyone who had contact is home and showing symptoms..
I scrolled down hoping to see this comment. They need to be nice to people. I would have cursed her really bad. You don't interview me and treat me like trash. I hate hurting people's feelings.
Mexico doesn’t have a case of CORONA virus....7up, Vick’s and sana sana colita de rana combo is undefeated.
😂
That's because Mexico doesn't have 5g yet. The side effects are from radiation. Corona virus is nothing new. 5g was launched in October in China, same time as the "outbreak" began. Truth is stranger than fiction
chloejohanna31 source?
@@chloejohanna31 I'm not sure you're joking or not 😂
@@dewantoroo They're joking. No one is that stupid.
"That's a good question, I don't know," At least she was being honest rather than suggesting people to lick, what? Cattle cubes??? Lick salt???
Well he was being stupid in thinking the previous strains of Corona virus are the same as the new one but the licking salt was clearly a joke...
Unfortunately the licking mineral salt was not a joke, i grew up on a ranch and yep that bs is passed down from generation to generation, its sad but true. Not saying all ranchers believe it.
lol her facial expressions were hilarious 😂
SoreWaSore Yeeees. Let’s lick salt :) together
@@Fire-in-the-sky He wasn't being stupid though she asked him the corona virus, which he is right has been around for ages, she didn't ask hi mspecifically about covid-19 strain.
Coachella was “poponed” ? Christ Jimmy!
Omg I read this line at the exact moment as he said it
@@Nophreetime me too
Alyssa Wilson lol me 3
6:33 who is she ?
That woman's covering EVERYTHING BUT HER NOSE, THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE FOR THE VIRUS TO ENTER
6:59 the guy wasn't wrong. Coronavirus is a broad term applied to several different viruses not just the most recent COVID19 out break
@Edward yeah, there are actually tons of viruses that hardly affect animals but if humans catch them they can be deadly, this being one of them.
I mean he is wrong saying that licking cattle cubes makes you safe from it
But I'm almost positive we stopped the SARS and mers ect. vaccine programs when they died down meaning we never ended up with a vaccine to them
Thank you doctor. We didn't know. lol
Gaming obviously makes you smrt.
Gaming with Azian exactly
It’s true. Everyone wants to act like they are a expert and a know it all.
zackoway Hi - I’m sorry but I’m Scandinavian and I need to ask a sincere question: those people who were interviewed in the street - they were actors put there for comic effect, right? Because surely everyday people can’t be this unaware of what the Coronavirus is..?
Klas13Klas13 Oh yeah, for sure.
Klas13Klas13 not actors, but they only pick the funniest people.
“That Leftover Cereal Milk” says it all...
@@turtleduck420 and that's why leftover cereal milk is hated globally
7 months later and some of these jokes are just life now.
7:35 the fact that so many people my age talk like this and use these mannerisms lmao
,,If you nasty, you should"
Absolute Legend 😂💯
Undcvr thank you!
@@joshjonesenterprise are you that guy? If so, your response was perfect, and you deserve your own show. Awesome!
Jamie Brown yeah that’s me. Got interviewed on Monday after eating at In n Out!
Josh Jones “boy cover your mouth” had me busting a gut. Something I yell daily to my son.
@@joshjonesenterprise Bro you're a legend!
I wasn't gonna panic... But then I heard the White House say "Everything is under control".
White House did the same thing with swine flu under Obama
when trump said don't worry that struck fear into me
@@kevinclaxon2934 At least we knew we could somewhat trust Obama
@@kevinclaxon2934 But Trump's an idiot. Obama listened to the CDC at least.
you still shouldn't panic.
there is so much concentrated stupidity in the white house that they have gone full circle and accidentally said the truth
everything IS under control because they don't control what happens about the virus.
Getting recommend after more than a whole damn year
Only 1,000 cases back then....
Wish I could say that it never got any worse 😞
That interviewer is risking it all talking to potential carriers
ZDibs lmao
The end, though lmao. She's like get away from us!
Feel like those interviews were fake, no way people are that stupid.
@@Nice-nl4hu bruh Americans are for sure
Carrier has arrived.
At least most people weren’t ashamed to admit they don’t know much about it instead of making up some bullshit lie.
That only "most people" in CALIFORNIA!! The democrat run state!! A disaster! Heard that Jim?
the interviews seem obviously staged to me. the dialogue is not natural at all...
That first chick is high out of her mind dude 😂
@@couchpotato9962 No one at the Hollywood Walk of Fame is from there. Do you also think most people at Disney World are from Orlando?
That's not enough to deserve respect right now tho. Whether the threat is really bad or not, educate yourself to at least help and protect others at risk, both from dying from the virus, as well as helping them not lose their f-ing minds in worry about it. Stay on top of it. Be cool. 🤯
Holy stit did she really just roast Sen Cruz and told the virus to get checked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The dude in the striped shirt was funny af😭
“Do you think that we should be scared?”
“If you’re nasty..”
And I oop-
😂😂😂
The last bit, telling her to get away as if she stopped on her own to answer your questions.
Summer Bummerr 😂😂😂
@@summerbummerr678 you're savage 🤣🤣
Yeah that was really rude of them...
The beginning of this thing feels like its been years ago
Can't stop thinking about how these people are doing and whether they've grieved a loved one or not😔 back when our lives was somewhat normal
“What do you know about the Coronavirus?”
ummm..like, kinda like.. alcohol poisoning from drinking too much Corona?
Rap’Bunny 😂😂😂😂that’s funny
I would expect nothing less from Californians 😂
Those people are paid actors
"iam not to worried about it, the president said its going away soon" Where is Thanos when we need him?
So we can snap the coronavirus away?
AK GHZT - WRHYDTAR that's awful to say about either party.
Im sorry to tell you but thanos died last year.
6:58 there he is
AK GHZT - WRHYDTAR particle world? You mean the quantum realm..
And three months later...here we are. It’s all fun and games until it isn’t.
I came here because i wanted to see the street interviews/questions
I found none
“Ted Cruz is a bat like creature .” Hilarious 😂 🤣🤣🤣
Don't let him around the Chinese! Xd
I really thought that was real. I had to rewind it once more and came to conclusion: "Naaa."
Enuph Sayd scary isn’t it? They’re called deep fakes.
Ted Cruz = Grampa the vampire from the Munsters. 🦇🧛♂️😂
@@krystalroxX7 How do they do that??
"If you nasty you should be scared"- MY FAVORITE LINE
Alanna Victor thanks!
Please tell me this isn’t what Americans are actually like...
No . Most just try to say we are idiots for the joke. And others say we are idiots cause they don’t agree with certain view points others have. In reality Americans are as intelligent as other civilians in other countries. Difference is, the media likes to feed a poor narrative and tries to manipulate citizens on how they should think. Also the educational system is more money hungry than caring for the people. The citizens of the USA are loving, smart and have strong willpower. Also everyone is different so it’s hard to group together millions of people.
That's most of them
James Flynn yup americans have the best access to education yet we’re the dumbest
@@anthonysciabarrasi2611 what do you mean "best access"?
Rasmus Tuominen I don’t know about best access but we do have some of the most prestigious institutes of higher learning. I’m not excusing the ignorance of a large percentage of my fellow Americans. It’s important to note we have some incredibly bright minds in this country and this is not an accurate depiction of our populace as a whole.
Yellow and white striped shirt is Chance the rapper’s long lost brother, his name’s opportunity
Nando Mejia Opportunity the Informer
Opportunity the Lyricist
3:25 her nose is the only thing not covered...She covered her freaking feet, but not her nose...
Terry Fulds Yes how else is she supposed to breathe?
Yeah like , she ain't need to breathe like wtf
That is brilliance at it's finest.
She should have bought a gas mask
Terry Fulds
She needs to breathe.
Next video: Coughing hysterically in the public
Yes!!!
the guy that says "Boy, cover your mouth"..... LMFAO
This kind of clears up why their cases are the highest in the world.
Rest of the World: "How the hell can Americans even consider electing a Trump or Biden for President!?"
* Jimmy Kimmel shows street interviews with average Americans *
Rest of the World: "Oh. Right."
Exactly.
I hate trump he’s so ignorant
That's not really fair.. you could say the same thing about a lot of the English.
@@balls54nrhhe I hate em too
@@balls54nrhhe thanks for your opinion, nobody cares.
“But the president says it’ll go away so I’m not worried.”
Bloody hell.. Americans 🤦🏻♂️ it’s like an excerpt from an Orwell novel.
But he’s right. Doctors are saying it will go away in hotter climates, which most likely explains why Mexico is not having a bigger problem with it like jimmy said. It will most likely go away in the summer.
@@nickycentral7345 china is like 50% desert ...
Well they have been dumbing down and brainwashing us for decades from the cradle soooooo what do you expect?
Once America falls, the rest of the world will be easy. Domino's
T I “America falls” lol
The smurf gathering killed me.
I love that he made us laugh about it and forget the seriousness about this whole thing. My parents and grandparents and worrying so much about it and that’s all they talk about now. It’s honestly just annoying to have that be the only thing you talk about or hear about all day. I needed this to have a new perspective and get my mind off of it.
How do you feel about this topic now? Do you wish people talked about it more seriously so millions wouldn’t have died??
“We all gonna die anyways” then why she have that bag over her head 😭
Nancy - I was thinking the same thing! 😹
neversaygoodbye dumbasses cuz the mom made her
Og Kasp that was the mom I thought.
Because she'll never die
I can't take it! 🤣😂🤣
We are living the "Idiocracy" movie in real life. Right down to our president! So long society. Welcome back natural selection. DF's!
Really? Cause joe biden seems more like idiocracy
SrtJunkie exactly
@@cesspool1676 Joe Biden is the dementiocy. I think Trump has done better than everyone gives him credit for
Have to disagree -the President in Idiocracy was awesome; When he found someone smarter than himself, he quit and the smarter person became President....he didn't just stay in power and call himself a genius.
B Torres There’s a difference between being noneducated and an idiot
telling someone to "get away" bc people from her town are sick is totally inappropriate and just encourages mass panic which is NOT what needs to happen. stay calm, stay logical, stay home.
6:45 he looks and talks like Jason from the good place hhahahhaa
Pull up the photo an I agree too
Are we just gonna ignore the fact Ted Cruz just got FLAMED
was that real?
i think flamed is an understatement
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@@Akshay-cj3hq I assume it was fake? Not sure though.
*tons of people get infected and tons of events are cancelled*
France: no I don’t think I will
Gotta break that Smurf record.
They surrendered to the virus
@@droosh So French)))
This is definitely not smurfy
I love how that woman all wrapped up in plastic bags still managed to not cover her nose.
Wow...it’s April 2021 and this is fascinating. “They’re closing the buffets...”
Woman: “What were they sick whit”
Girl: “the coronavirus”
Woman “GET AWAY FROM US GOOO”
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that was awkward
Yeah that was plain mean
I would have coughed on the mic.
RedViolet but she’s couldn’t tell if the girl was serious and it was just awkward
“If you nasty you should be” best explanation ever
That kid with the Walmart-bag suit had me in tears. 😂😂😂😂
I remember my parents gave me 2 flu shots, sent me packing with a bundle of ginger and pepper for hot soup.
4:37 " Poponed " -Jimmy Kimmel.
Nice to meet you , Im Christine. 😂😂
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@@stephanierouse5875 yesss!!! I was waiting for him to correct himself but noo!
Q: Do you think we should be scared?
A: If you nasty, you should be.
OMG, I'm dyin' over here. LOL
toemblem lol glad i could make you laugh!
Josh Jones Oh m’y god it’s actually you😂
Omg... It's him
Well then call me nasty!
@@joshjonesenterprise Smack your roommate for me my man
Reporter is asking about corona virus but they didn't covered mic with plastic or something.🤣
Comedy is the only thing that keeps me calm about this whole thing. Thanks jimmy 👍💪
How much do you know about the Coronavirus?
"The President says it'll go away, so it's not a big deal."
Jesus, help us!
This was my thought too, smh. Soon as that guy said that, I asked God to help us🤣
donnamariedemaio it will go away literally a 2 percent death rate
Actually, Trump's statement has some truth to it. Coronavirus' symptoms like pneumonia and coughing/sneezing are more transmissive in the cold.
Randy Bandy but why did he declare a state of emergency if it’s just going to you know eventually go away? 🤔 The thing is he and his entire administration is ill prepared even though he knew about the possibility of it and rejected a perfectly working testing kit from WHO. But yeah otherwise it’s all good right and you and the people you care about need it.
@@acrosstheuniverse3331 political pressure.
“How will I cope with a quarantine? What will happen when schools, daycares and jobs close? Do I have enough supplies to live comfortably in my house for a few days?”
Anxious friends, I see you. I understand the fears you are facing. The constant anxiety loops and ‘what if’ games leave a knot in my stomach too.
It’s so easy for us to fear the worst and overestimate how bad this will be. But be mindful of how resilient you are.
Here’s the information you need to hear right now: you will be perfectly fine. Wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Cover your cough and sneezes. Use disinfectant spray and clean surfaces you frequently touch. Stay away from sick people. Lastly, don’t buy face masks unless you have the COVID-19, are caring for someone who has the virus or are a health care worker. Let’s practice alertness not anxiousness.
Let’s all take a deep breath.
If work, school or whatever gets canceled guess what? You will be fine. You will stay home, get off social media (if that helps you to be less anxious) and stay healthy. Use the extra time to catch up on things you didn’t have time to do before. That’s what I’ll be doing! Here are some ideas: read a book that’s been sitting on your shelf for ages, clean and organize your house, learn how to fold a fitted sheet, etc.
Remember, it’s okay to be prepared but it’s not okay to obsess. Be alert not anxious. Xoxo -Ave
This needs more likes!
Yes.. Anxiously awaiting the opportune moment to finally learn how to fold fitted sheets.
bless you, honestly. thanks for this.
i seriously love you right now
Someone watches doctor mike
I feel like those ppl walking around in plastic bags are the same that thought the leprechaun was real
8:03 appreciate this man's smooth ass skin
Lol thanks!
Are these people even real that they interview, they look like paid actors to me.
7:17 sounds like an actor...would be disappointing if they did that, like really?
@@LittleMissHoop if you look at the guys they got makeup on so......
they are real...I work around the corner from the show and yes they pick random people who are willing and then pick the ones that are most entertaining.
@@sketchgiirl oh cool!
Theyre all actors
I cant be the only one who thought the lady was a real official and not an actor. 😂😂
For a full 15 seconds I thought to myself "Wow they have some sassy CDC officials in the US 🤨"
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Honestly, I had to watch that clip twice. 😂
@@runninginsept
HaHah "sassy" officials. I love it!!
really, i thought of her as a real address
Thought it might be “deep fake” software.
So weird seeing this two years later. I can't believe it's been that long.
It is so surreal to watch this 2021
How about when this is all over & the all-clear is given, nobody tell Cruz.
I'll second that!😃
Kevin Joseph
Mexico doesn’t have a case of CORONA virus....7up, Vick’s and sana sana colita de rana combo is undefeated.
Lmao
I like the cut of your jib. You should be playing hashtag wars every night!
The cattle guy was actually very witty and clever. Too bad his humor will go over people's heads. Coronavirus is not one virus. It's a whole family of viruses. Some infect cattle, and some infect humans. The cattle guy was mocking the reporter for using too vague of terminology.
You guys must be a hoot at parties
JamieLan2011 It’s called the principle of charity and it’s quite a good mindset to have.
I’m surprised your pfp isn’t the Joker.
Thanks for the nerd knowledge!
came here to look for a comment like this! :) he knew what he was talking about actually! haha
The way Jimmy pronounced postponed had me wondering if I heard properly or I don’t know the word 😆😆
"I like wine and toilet paper..." that girl is on the something 🤣🤣
Trump: Going up fast. We need the wall more than ever.
Mexicans: Thank you! 😂😂😂
Mexicans should want the wall so they can finally fix the problems in their country as opposed to living in ghettos
Canada: What about us?
@@adrianshephard378 you act like you have nothing to fix in the states ,-)
@@FixNewsPlease America did not invent the word ghetto you ignorant fool the word ghetto comes from ITALY ghettos started in italy. you probably think Christopher Columbus discovered America too. and Africans live in mud huts. you are a typical American. you make us all look bad
3 11 20 Hey@@FixNewsPlease, Incorrect. Venice-middle ages. Hope that may help. Stay & be well. v
This is so stupid but at 4:37 when he pronounces “postponed” wrong has me dying😂😂
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“Po-poned” 😅
Lmfaooo thank you, my brain would’ve skipped over that, “pohponed” 🤣🤣😂🤣
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“What are you gonna stock up on?”
“I dunno, I like wine and toilet paper.”
Yup.
I have been watching Jimmy Kimmel’s videos all morning and it just dawned on me The Older he gets, The Better Looking he Gets!