Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do

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  • 게시일 2020. 11. 22.
  • Day 20 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump tweeted and golfed his way through the virtual G-20 summit, a new Trump character was introduced and then promptly killed off, Jimmy has another new plan to trick Trump out of the White House, Donald Trump Jr. (DJTJ) tested positive for "The Rona," Eric Trump’s wife Lara is looking to potentially run for the Senate in North Carolina, despite CDC warnings airports were packed in anticipation of Thanksgiving, we discover Guillermo's Star Wars obsession after he decorated his front yard for Christmas, and a new high-tech option to celebrate the holidays from home.
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  • @alexhebert2497
    @alexhebert2497 3 년 전 +67

    Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

    • @_tuling
      @_tuling 3 년 전 +15

      You won’t believe how much stupid people live in this country man. I know a Trump supporter and damn are they ignorant.

    • @georgekuiper3223
      @georgekuiper3223 3 년 전 +2

      my brother is a retired police officer and TRUMP supporter in Florida - 6 months ago he told me would liquidate all he owns and movie to Costa rica if Biden won as the stock market would tank etc etc - he has not said anything yet and I have not even brought the subject up - most if his fellow retired office friends are just like him and this frightens me to no end!

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 년 전

      Andres can't believe it either.

    • @THE2SOURCE
      @THE2SOURCE 3 년 전 +1

      Did you ever wonder why Trump only looked at counties that voted for Biden and not the counties that voted for him? If there really was voter fraud, then it occurred in the counties that voted for him and most likely were done by his own supporters.

    • @jaanoboss
      @jaanoboss 3 년 전

      Nothings gonna change, you just lost your nation wide scapegoat. I wonder who you gonna target next?

  • @TropicalLady888
    @TropicalLady888 3 년 전 +29

    Seriously, Guillermo is truly funny!! He's a gem. Cracks me up all the time.

  • @tarheelpiper
    @tarheelpiper 3 년 전 +9

    "As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

  • @robertlangford9580
    @robertlangford9580 3 년 전 +76

    "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck"
    I'm dea-💀💀💀

    • @user-ry4gv1id4l
      @user-ry4gv1id4l 3 년 전 +2

      Guillermo: May the Force be with you & your family this "Christmas" ⭐

  • @Pablo_sanz359
    @Pablo_sanz359 3 년 전 +121

    I'm a man but every time I see Guillermo, it makes me want to protect him from all the evils of the world just like a mother would her child.

    • @asadghumman4770
      @asadghumman4770 3 년 전 +5

      He is like a five year old who doesn't want to leave the playground.

    • @eduardogutierrez9860
      @eduardogutierrez9860 3 년 전 +1

      Bro don't you notice how nervous guillermo looks while this dude kimmel asks him questions.. idk something fishy going on here... There is many subliminal truth here

  • @alexmahanu8315
    @alexmahanu8315 3 년 전 +79

    “..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

    • @yoikes46
      @yoikes46 3 년 전 +8

      ...or not to inject bleach!

  • @II-zc5lk
    @II-zc5lk 3 년 전 +16

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for getting us through this pandemic!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Keeping it 💯!!

  • @RickOps
    @RickOps 3 년 전 +318

    Guillermo's presence makes the show twice more enjoyable

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 3 년 전 +9

      Love him!

    • @kalydoy1860
      @kalydoy1860 3 년 전 +5

      Really? not sure what he's supposed to be doing there. He's not funny. He's not informed. He doesn't contribute much - if anything. Its a puzzlement!

    • @Knotkoxi
      @Knotkoxi 3 년 전 +21

      @@kalydoy1860 shutup karen

    • @kalydoy1860
      @kalydoy1860 3 년 전 +2

      @@Knotkoxi Blow it out your ass.

    • @jungledukes1
      @jungledukes1 3 년 전 +2

      He's the reason I started waching this show

  • @VitaInDC
    @VitaInDC 3 년 전 +239

    I like Guillermo and his Star Wars Christmas yard deco. He's refreshingly decent and down to earth.

    • @Xterminalism
      @Xterminalism 3 년 전 +3

      I don’t think he was paying attention when his wife told him it was 4,000 dollars. He just heard the number four.

    • @officialnoquestion
      @officialnoquestion 3 년 전 +1

      Alot of ppl are decent and down too earth tho

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 3 년 전 +5

      I love Guillermo so much. Sometimes I watch all of his remotes in a row (Oscars, NBA etc...) He's hilarious

    • @k.nicoledavis8537
      @k.nicoledavis8537 3 년 전 +3

      His part in the segment definitely put a smile on my face ☺️

    • @baloney_sandwich
      @baloney_sandwich 3 년 전 +2

      He doesn't do anything

  • @Fiat_Lux_23
    @Fiat_Lux_23 3 년 전 +62

    When he said "why do bad things keep happening to good people?" about Don Jr., I laughed so hard I slammed the like button three times. 😂

    • @alistairgillett9462
      @alistairgillett9462 3 년 전 +12

      Careful, they may use that an example of voter fraud at the next lawsuit!

    • @davidnordmeyer513
      @davidnordmeyer513 2 년 전 +2

      Jimmy kimmel for vice president. (Stephen Colbert for President)

    • @N.A525
      @N.A525 2 년 전 +1

      I had to rewind that part 3 Times!!! 😆

  • @dsamuels4373
    @dsamuels4373 3 년 전 +213

    "I've never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesn't even do" also known as The George Costanza.

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski 3 년 전 +28

    He never wanted the job. He just wanted the title so he can keep the cops at bay.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 3 년 전 +2

      and bragging rights. It's like giving a Lamborghini to a person who only earns 25,000 per year (in this case money would represent actual skills and dedication to the job). It's cool at the beginning but then it becomes a burden when you account for maintenance, parts, insurance, etc.

    • @AlaskaPirates
      @AlaskaPirates 3 년 전 +1

      And to rip off the tax payers.

  • @danamaupin8318
    @danamaupin8318 3 년 전 +30

    I just love Guillermo. He's such a kind good hearted man and is so funny.

    • @EWAMILENAP
      @EWAMILENAP 3 년 전 +3

      Guillermo is such a Cutie!😆🙏👼🍰

  • @vbarbara3235
    @vbarbara3235 3 년 전 +14

    This guy is on point and funny as hell! Tricking Trump by making a replica of the WH somewhere else- I am in tears laughing 😂 😂

    • @vuanlai6050
      @vuanlai6050 3 년 전 +3

      Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

  • @hijodelaisla275
    @hijodelaisla275 3 년 전 +503

    I hope he doesn't concede. I'd like to see him being hauled out of the White House in a straitjacket.

    • @marthaguerra.1451
      @marthaguerra.1451 3 년 전 +40

      I'd rather see handcuffs on all of them when they get hauled out

    • @missjo3609
      @missjo3609 3 년 전 +31

      Me too , I’m hope for that too and I’m not even an American

    • @rc6449
      @rc6449 3 년 전 +33

      Like President Obama said, we can use the Navy Seals😎

    • @TheBerny32
      @TheBerny32 3 년 전 +15

      That would be so good to see! The Cheese-Doodle in Chief in a straitjacket!! :-)

    • @willettmary889
      @willettmary889 3 년 전 +15

      Lol, I just said that last night. I would even pay to watch him in a straitjacket jacket being dragged out.

  • @jeniferjohnson374
    @jeniferjohnson374 3 년 전 +268

    There’s the ol’ saying, “avoid it like the plague”. So why can’t we just avoid the plague, LIKE THE PLAGUE?!

    • @jessironquillo6639
      @jessironquillo6639 3 년 전 +11

      Australia is cOvid free. Cause they listened to common sense.

    • @cynthiacopland8634
      @cynthiacopland8634 3 년 전 +2

      True

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 년 전 +11

      @@jessironquillo6639 Not technically.. but numbers are extremely low.
      The country has significantly fewer states/territories, making it easier to enforce regional restrictions. It does not share a border with any other nation, which also aids matters.
      Crucially, though, there is an apparently significantly different attitude on the part of the people overall: individual "rights" are not brandished so emphatically, and there is seemingly an implicit understanding that a) with rights come responsibilities, and b) one person's rights end where another's begin.
      No Aussie, basically, wants the public shame that comes with not being careful and looking like a complete d**khead. Seeing those hordes at the airports for Thanksgiving... that attitude's gotta help.

    • @sikkpuppy1968
      @sikkpuppy1968 3 년 전 +8

      @@jessironquillo6639 Aussie here. The reasons we are almost COVID free are that Australia has a lower density population, and a less partisan one. The main reason however is that we take science seriously. If common sense was the only reason to respect scientific recomendations you'd think Trumpistan would be in a better place

    • @sikkpuppy1968
      @sikkpuppy1968 3 년 전 +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Yep, I'd have ben as eloquent as you if I'd had a real keyboard 😉

  • @carolinebarrett4736
    @carolinebarrett4736 3 년 전 +14

    Whenever Jimmy laughs or smiles, I do too 😆 it’s definitely contagious 🙃

  • @PhilipJackson03
    @PhilipJackson03 3 년 전 +49

    Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

    • @claudiaaa4268
      @claudiaaa4268 3 년 전 +2

      Im sure he is. He seems cool at the show he think he is better then everyone on the streets.

    • @nursingnotes212
      @nursingnotes212 3 년 전 +1

      @@claudiaaa4268 What?

  • @nancymik6508
    @nancymik6508 3 년 전 +233

    What haunts me is that so many Americans actually wanted 4 more years of this chaos.

    • @moneyheist5164
      @moneyheist5164 3 년 전 +3

      😂 😂

    • @user-kt7jz3zn4e
      @user-kt7jz3zn4e 3 년 전 +13

      @Louie Doggs Tell that to the 140 million ppl who voted lol

    • @sharonestes423
      @sharonestes423 3 년 전 +19

      It boggles the mind there are so many stupid and delusional people in the U.S.!

    • @billyb8306
      @billyb8306 3 년 전

      @@sharonestes423 bwahahahahaha. and you are so smart. lol

    • @airam-sj2172
      @airam-sj2172 3 년 전 +4

      It's creepy and frightening!!

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 3 년 전 +23

    "He's as graceful as a dump truck" haha i'm dead

  • @xaviersandoval4160
    @xaviersandoval4160 3 년 전 +10

    I LOVE YOU JIMMY KIMMEL!! BEST SHOW EVER!! AND GILMO!💪💪👊👊🙌🙌🙌😊😊❤🔥🔥🔥

  • @csuci119
    @csuci119 3 년 전 +26

    As long as he's on the loose, he's a threat so let's go with that plan but instead of taking him to a replica WH, we take him to a mental hospital and place him into a rubber room. 😂

  • @jonathancastellanos2334
    @jonathancastellanos2334 3 년 전 +159

    Guillermo's decor are the best , he's a national Treasure

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 3 년 전 +9

      He's Mexican. He's an International Treasure!

    • @yankeejohn58
      @yankeejohn58 3 년 전 +2

      Guillermo's Wife is Cooking Chicken... Good for Him!

  • @JS-di9qg
    @JS-di9qg 3 년 전 +282

    Bunker Toddler-in-chief should not be eligible to receive secret service protection or lifetime federal gratuities once he departs.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 년 전 +25

      Federal prisons have a health care plan for him.

    • @daveapplemotors
      @daveapplemotors 3 년 전 +12

      @@notme2day so do state prisons. He might get off on federal charges.

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 3 년 전 +5

      🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on?
      Could it be your post from days gone by
      And we all saw you had a meeting
      With Michigan representatives today
      To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie.
      🎼President 45, yet acts just like a baby
      People in D.C. all know he's crazy
      Cause he walks around wearing
      A spray paint tan
      Can't even act normal like other men can
      They just all call him Dolting Don
      Always wondering what medication he's on
      🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on?
      Could it be your post from days gone by
      And we all saw you had a meeting
      With Michigan representatives today
      To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie.
      🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on?
      Could it be your post from days gone by
      And we all saw you had a meeting
      With Michigan representatives today
      To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie.

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 3 년 전

      Do they have gratuities in prison?

    • @officialmamatoolive
      @officialmamatoolive 3 년 전 +3

      @Dave M We can dream can't we? Bye "Felisha"

  • @captur69
    @captur69 3 년 전 +34

    Even his golf shot can't round the curve...

  • @realityshmoo8713
    @realityshmoo8713 3 년 전 +519

    I love how he is golfing while his supporters are trying to hold onto the last hope of him being president

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 3 년 전 +58

      Trump knows he's out on January 20th. He's keeping the charade going to scam donations from his followers, try to keep himself relevant for another run in 2024, and to keep the country divided / keep his boss Putin happy.

    • @shirleybrassard8662
      @shirleybrassard8662 3 년 전 +24

      @@gregbors8364 After all this bullshit do you think anyone would actually vote for him except for his crooked henchmen?

    • @_tuling
      @_tuling 3 년 전 +33

      Lmao they’re still saying “DONALD J TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸” like bruh. He only got 2 months before he gets evicted.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 년 전 +31

      @@shirleybrassard8662 Uh yeah unfortunately these 70+ million don't see what a circus it is. They are more loyal to this man than they are to America that's for damn sure. The thing is what has he actually done but a lot of smack talk with not a lot of follow through, not unlike his golf game.

    • @shirleybrassard8662
      @shirleybrassard8662 3 년 전 +16

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Which probably sucks too!!! I can't understand the hold he has on people. I didn't even like him on his Apprentice "game show". Only watched it for Bret Michaels 😁

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 년 전 +574

    Trump is that one employee everyone hates who got fired...and still shows up to work just to sit in his cubicle playing candy crush on his phone.

  • @TheCimbrianBull
    @TheCimbrianBull 3 년 전 +10

    Guillermo is so wholesome! 😀

  • @razifakbar9503
    @razifakbar9503 3 년 전 +307

    When your president chose golf and tweeting over G20 summit, you know there is something wrong with him.

    • @shirleysenkler781
      @shirleysenkler781 3 년 전 +4

      Rail Akbar- we know, unfortunately!

    • @gingermiller1087
      @gingermiller1087 3 년 전 +13

      djtRUMP embarrassed our country so much as the last G20 summit that we should be thankful he layed low. I hope he goes NOWHERE and does AND SAYS NOTHING for the rest of the days he is in our White House.

    • @harlowfadel8241
      @harlowfadel8241 3 년 전 +5

      I imagine "the 'rona" is the least of the viral infections DJTJ has tested positive for.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 년 전 +6

      He's probably pouting, because they made fun of him the last time. Also, his attention span only lasts for about 7 min - usually until the commercial break in his TV show - so if a session is longer than that, he couldn't listen, anyway.

    • @toodlesoops7761
      @toodlesoops7761 3 년 전 +4

      Oh Razif - we've known since 2015 that orange horror is seriously mentally challenged - I've over 800 pages of orange horror's insanity - golf/tweets/leaving summit - minor compared to killing 260,000 Americans, removing us from the Iran nuclear deal - but hey I'm too tired to go on - and hopefully idiot orange is too

  • @ethelbertanello1391
    @ethelbertanello1391 3 년 전 +737

    If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

    • @pityparty9955
      @pityparty9955 3 년 전 +46

      OMG so true! Still trouble 28 years later!

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 3 년 전 +10

      ROTFLMAO!

    • @Gabriel-oq8gs
      @Gabriel-oq8gs 3 년 전 +11

      @Josh Peckerson No, I'm pretty sure "narc" is a slang term. Usually used to refer to people who investigate drug crimes.

    • @dhojda
      @dhojda 3 년 전 +7

      @Josh Peckerson Narc means narcotics

    • @isaachale9658
      @isaachale9658 3 년 전 +2

      @@cherylleech785 ROTFLMAO!!!

  • @danenielsons6783
    @danenielsons6783 3 년 전 +150

    He is like a five year old who doesn't want to leave the playground.

    • @mariareader9989
      @mariareader9989 3 년 전 +7

      Hahahahaha you read my mind

    • @marcelasacanamboy7623
      @marcelasacanamboy7623 3 년 전 +3

      Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wkruit
      @wkruit 3 년 전 +2

      I guess, when he’s dragged out, he’ll start whining. The temper tantrums already happened...

    • @DB777D
      @DB777D 3 년 전 +2

      😅😅😅😅

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 년 전

      Because he owns the playground.

  • @SabaDhutt
    @SabaDhutt 3 년 전 +9

    Guillermo is the perfect example of power of the laughter and positive vibes.

  • @gazpachopolice7211
    @gazpachopolice7211 3 년 전 +117

    Didn't Trump say that there would be no covid in media after the election was over?

    • @FantasticDimensions
      @FantasticDimensions 3 년 전 +2

      Sure he did. You didn't actually believe anything he said though, right?

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 3 년 전 +4

      Well, he quit thinking or talking about it. No time, he’s been too busy undermining democracy

    • @sheenarhodes6045
      @sheenarhodes6045 3 년 전 +3

      Yea another lie

  • @ocularisorbitus8915
    @ocularisorbitus8915 3 년 전 +26

    I love Guillermo's and Jimmy's stage synergy. Lightens the heart during these times.

    • @anas45stazjawolek69
      @anas45stazjawolek69 3 년 전

      "I've never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesn't even do" also known as The George Costanza.

  • @dmmice2344
    @dmmice2344 3 년 전 +57

    “The White House hotel and casino” 😂

  • @naveenmuniraja3740
    @naveenmuniraja3740 3 년 전 +162

    2 mins silence for 70+ million Americans who voted for the orange man

    • @robertschumann7737
      @robertschumann7737 3 년 전 +3

      It’s not as bad as you think. At least 50 million voted for him because of how McConnell and Senate Republicans brought everything to a screeching halt under Obama. They know the country needs a Covid relief package and they are afraid McConnell will act like his old self if a Democrat took office. Plus there is still the old myth that Republicans are better with the economy. Biden didn’t make the election about policies, he made it about Trump. If he had all Americans would know Trump added $7 trillion to the debt. That was his “greatest economy ever”. He just spent massive amounts on America’s credit card. He was like an 18 year old without a job living off student loans and credit cards saying he makes $30k a year. Extremely partisan people on both sides always think everybody is like or opposite themselves. They don’t realize almost all of America is right down the middle and votes that way.

    • @karthikayanedathodathu1337
      @karthikayanedathodathu1337 3 년 전 +4

      @Ronald Hildebrand This might come as a shock to you, but T****p officially gave his "ok" to Biden's transition team. Biden IS the president elect

    • @powerblades
      @powerblades 3 년 전 +2

      Americans dissapointed me so much 😔

    • @shelleyramsey1936
      @shelleyramsey1936 3 년 전 +3

      AP is in the business of fact-checking. So the declaration would not have gone out without the binding facts. They are not the internet- that is why EVERY NEWS SHOW quotes the AP- because they’re the gold standard.

    • @countryboy8762
      @countryboy8762 3 년 전 +1

      @@shelleyramsey1936 haha. That’s funny. But not true.

  • @MatteoPrezioso
    @MatteoPrezioso 3 년 전 +17

    So that's how it went:
    - Obama
    - nothing
    - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

  • @Matty80822
    @Matty80822 3 년 전 +39

    I honestly thought I'd want to rub his loss in his face but at this point I'd just rather forget about him. weird.

    • @whitakerdj1
      @whitakerdj1 3 년 전

      I agree, Matty. I just want him to disappear. Not even prosecution for his crimes. Just.....go away.

    • @whitakerdj1
      @whitakerdj1 3 년 전

      I just want him to disappear. Just. Be. Gone.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 3 년 전

      Totally understandable.

    • @cheryllaney2567
      @cheryllaney2567 3 년 전

      Weird,no,
      We are not supposed to rejoice in someone else's ruin.
      Although he ruined all of 2020

  • @RicemanTV
    @RicemanTV 3 년 전 +5255

    Who else can't wait for Trump to leave the country?

    • @shahdhruv234
      @shahdhruv234 3 년 전 +135

      He'll still be there yapping away just not in our white house

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 3 년 전 +80

      If he moves to the neighborhood where Obama was raised, and is forced to live in a tiny, white shack, them I'm fine with it.

    • @carlitobuan6923
      @carlitobuan6923 3 년 전 +2

      ⁷⁷⁷>>

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 3 년 전 +87

      I can't wait for him to leave the White House .Leaving the country means you guys are encouraging him to be a fugitive from justice.

    • @cheetoshotfries2289
      @cheetoshotfries2289 3 년 전 +82

      We dont even want him comming to florida......

  • @angelamary31alisonannadj40

    “I’ll be too busy. I’m not going to have time for golf.” - Trump

    • @jamiemoore6913
      @jamiemoore6913 3 년 전

      I no to many holes

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 3 년 전 +2

      god yes he did say that
      Jesus there is so much

    • @leiac.6041
      @leiac.6041 3 년 전 +4

      Watching him swing a golf club makes my stomach hurt from laughter

    • @mowcowbell
      @mowcowbell 3 년 전 +5

      And with all the time on the golf course, you'd think he'd have a decent golf swing? What a loser.

    • @paulbocian5443
      @paulbocian5443 3 년 전 +4

      @@mowcowbell well, he cheats to much to actually gain any skill. There is no point in learning how to swing properly and hit it where you want when you just drive up to the green, drop a ball and pretend you hit it there.

  • @garyjensen3999
    @garyjensen3999 3 년 전 +5

    Love ya Jimmy! Thanks for making me laugh!

  • @Shello58
    @Shello58 3 년 전 +1

    Hypocrolypse😂🤣 Thanks for making almost every other country in the world feel better about themselves!! 🇨🇦This was epic!!👍👏

  • @jeivameika1446
    @jeivameika1446 3 년 전 +125

    I live in NC. She definitely won’t get my vote if she runs.

    • @k.t.harmon343
      @k.t.harmon343 3 년 전 +2

      Damn right

    • @kimberlyclark6326
      @kimberlyclark6326 3 년 전 +5

      I live in NC about 15-20 miles from her hometown. Won't be getting my vote, either.

    • @Ultimatewinner30
      @Ultimatewinner30 3 년 전 +1

      No one cares

    • @li.gren.
      @li.gren. 3 년 전 +1

      @@Ultimatewinner30 No one cares that you don't care~

    • @realfan3565
      @realfan3565 3 년 전

      But she will get elected. NC went heavily for Trump. They are cockroaches never going away!

  • @nvrluki7608
    @nvrluki7608 3 년 전 +235

    He’s playing as much golf as possible to funnel money to his golf courses.

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 3 년 전 +26

      You are 100% right.He is at 310 Rounds in 1067 days in office. The cost is estimated at 121 Million. Trump has made more a year than the Top PGA Golfer a year for golfing..

    • @megaguy8314
      @megaguy8314 3 년 전

      @@peterschancel7223 hey didn't get it! Pls. explain.

    • @drusmith6463
      @drusmith6463 3 년 전

      ... needs to practice his "hole" game, in case things take a turn for the worst ...

    • @salentino
      @salentino 3 년 전 +12

      @@megaguy8314 he gets money for playing there if I remember correctly. Food, rooms and so on for the secret service.

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 3 년 전 +10

      @@megaguy8314 The top Professional Golfer made 9 Million Dollars last year . Trump made more money for his Golf Businesses by golfing at them

  • @goodreverend2k1
    @goodreverend2k1 3 년 전 +14

    Na, keep him out of Las Vegas. We are fine.

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 년 전

      No your not, you are on a decline, good luck to you.

  • @airam-sj2172
    @airam-sj2172 3 년 전 +84

    He such a narcisist that he is unable to realize how crazy he sounds!. Even if his staff try to advise him, he would never listen anyway.

    • @jonvonarx2720
      @jonvonarx2720 3 년 전 +7

      Trump only has the “best” as Melania wants “be best” they both are anything but the best. They only associate with criminals. Trump family are the fakest, most embarrassing family to ever take to the White House.

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe 3 년 전 +2

      @@jonvonarx2720 Ironically, Trump has some of the very worst social media accounts I've ever seen.

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 3 년 전

      Yes. Its called ignorance. 😉
      There are many words in Websters dictionary that describe ol loons like "him"..

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 년 전 +2

      Then you turn around and listen to Hollywood the biggest collective group of narcissists in the world.

    • @margeschroeder509
      @margeschroeder509 3 년 전

      @@jonvonarx2720
      And you're full of BOLOGNA
      and you also wrote a STUPID------------ comment
      and EMBARRASSING yourself

  • @Shieldmaiden313
    @Shieldmaiden313 3 년 전 +58

    Guillermo: May the Force be with you & your family this "Christmas" ⭐

  • @normahernandez355
    @normahernandez355 3 년 전 +6

    Awesome Plan Jimmy.....let’s get him to Las Vegas!!!! 😮

  • @bulletproofman323
    @bulletproofman323 3 년 전 +19

    Guillermo is America's treasure.

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego999 3 년 전 +181

    Easier idea..while he is golfing just change the locks

    • @dennismcmann913
      @dennismcmann913 3 년 전 +1

      Quit stealing jokes from late night talk shows. Busted.

    • @waitwhat6882
      @waitwhat6882 3 년 전

      Love it!

    • @robbievengence
      @robbievengence 3 년 전 +4

      Can’t, they’re the best locks ever. The number one locks in the world. You’ve never seen locks like these. They’re unbelievable.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 3 년 전

      And then toss his stuff out onto the lawn!

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 3 년 전

      🤣👍🏾👍🏾

  • @jessicamae9640
    @jessicamae9640 3 년 전 +27

    Can someone change the locks on the White House door while he's out playing golf? Please?

  • @hanschristopherson8056

    Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

  • @cab5917
    @cab5917 3 년 전 +71

    Trump wasn’t at the G20, he did a prerecorded msg that was shown there. He was golfing!

    • @jeivameika1446
      @jeivameika1446 3 년 전 +1

      I live in NC. She definitely won’t get my vote if she runs.

    • @poppacapps5573
      @poppacapps5573 3 년 전 +4

      @@jeivameika1446 your response doesn't match the original comment.what are you talking about? Who is she?

    • @amymiller3313
      @amymiller3313 3 년 전 +1

      If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior 3 년 전 +1

      @@poppacapps5573 I'm glad you asked that...I thought something flew over my head.

  • @kates6793
    @kates6793 3 년 전 +100

    January 20th can’t come soon enough.

    • @justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089
      @justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 3 년 전 +7

      Me too...Not only do we FINALLY swear in REAL President who CARES about the American ppl...but it’s my Birthday 🥳..DEFINITELY gonna be celebrating ‼️‼️‼️

    • @kates6793
      @kates6793 3 년 전 +4

      @@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 woohoo! I’ll celebrate your birthday too! ✨

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 년 전

      @@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 Four years from now you will be back putting your stuff behind another candidate that cares about the American people, then another and another, Merriam Webster definition of politician, you have something to celebrate.often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

    • @justsomepersononyoutube9271
      @justsomepersononyoutube9271 3 년 전 +1

      When you would laugh with the president not laugh at the president being a joke
      Aka like trump

  • @scottcampbell4763
    @scottcampbell4763 3 년 전 +37

    He doesn’t want the job. He never wanted the job. What he wants is immunity and the statute of limitations to run out on some of his crimes?

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 3 년 전 +2

      Apparently you're right! Once he leaves office he's in a world of judicial hurt!

    • @FitnessFactoryOutletQuakertown
      @FitnessFactoryOutletQuakertown 3 년 전

      Anyone with half a brain has known us from the get go

    • @scottcampbell4763
      @scottcampbell4763 3 년 전 +4

      @@FitnessFactoryOutletQuakertown exactly. it seemed, even during 2016, that he was intentionally trying to lose. Then he won and had no plan (still has no plan) to govern. His main focus has always been how to use the office to benefit himself.

  • @robwright5940
    @robwright5940 3 년 전 +62

    Exactly, that's my thought. He only likes the perks, not the job.

    • @RP-kr2mg
      @RP-kr2mg 3 년 전 +3

      He likes to be in authority too mostly

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 3 년 전 +1

      @@samuelphipps212 trololol

  • @Neknadeg
    @Neknadeg 3 년 전 +94

    The US is without a president for 3 Weeks. And I think you're better off this way.

    • @Lumby1
      @Lumby1 3 년 전 +7

      _Sadlex_ You've been without a president for about four years, it hasn't done your reputation much good around the world. Some Americans call that a president. That's disappointing.

    • @tongomanjang2828
      @tongomanjang2828 3 년 전 +8

      Where were you for the past four years? We haven’t have 1 since then.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

    • @blanchekascak8059
      @blanchekascak8059 3 년 전 +2

      This is costing so much money him playing golf everyday.

    • @nipunj85
      @nipunj85 3 년 전 +1

      now you will have a sleeping president. Does not change much

    • @am.3896
      @am.3896 3 년 전 +1

      4 years without a president. just a clown in White House.

  • @martintaper7997
    @martintaper7997 3 년 전 +114

    "hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

    • @michaelking4259
      @michaelking4259 3 년 전 +1

      If he wasn’t golfing he’d be tweeting. It’s the only two things he does. Remember when he criticized Obama fir golfing so much?! He golfed more in his first year than Obama did in eight years.

    • @Travel_Cebu222
      @Travel_Cebu222 3 년 전 +1

      @@michaelking4259 he also tripled the economy’s GDP, created opportunity zones in poor black neighborhoods to improve black unemployment more then Obama, signed in multi year grants to African American colleges instead of them asking year after year. Also no new wars, and troops coming home from foreign affairs, while Obama destabilized multiple nations into gorilla war states. Trump then cut the loss in trade between China and Mexico. I think when you do all that in one term compared to Obama’s two terms, your granted to golf a bit more. Is that wrong in you mind?

    • @AlexS-qw7hb
      @AlexS-qw7hb 3 년 전 +2

      “I’ll be too busy. I’m not going to have time for golf.” - Trump

  • @karenbishop5885
    @karenbishop5885 3 년 전 +118

    Australia is cOvid free. Cause they listened to common sense.

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 3 년 전 +7

      That's wonderful.

    • @gravityrules
      @gravityrules 3 년 전 +8

      More common sense: Qantas now requires COVID-negative test result proof from each passenger prior to departure to Australia...smart move.

    • @maribelroman218
      @maribelroman218 3 년 전 +10

      Karen Bishop
      I envy you. If only trump listened to science. Instead of his ego. We would have been covid free back In April. Hopefully people listen to Biden and the scientists. 🤞🏻

    • @agentorange8530
      @agentorange8530 3 년 전 +2

      It's too hot there. Covid doesn't like it.

    • @darylarellano1871
      @darylarellano1871 3 년 전 +5

      @Ewa A Scarpelli I’m in SA. No we’re not. That lockdown was triggered by a lie in a contact-tracing interview which exaggerated the spread and from midnight Saturday last week our lockdown got lifted.

  • @ehiggins360
    @ehiggins360 3 년 전 +779

    If he wasn’t golfing he’d be tweeting. It’s the only two things he does. Remember when he criticized Obama for golfing so much?! He golfed more in his first year than Obama did in eight years.

    • @ethancardinal1876
      @ethancardinal1876 3 년 전 +66

      Not only that he golfed more but also cheated at the score 🤣 which is funny

    • @JS-di9qg
      @JS-di9qg 3 년 전 +26

      3 things. He also watches a lot of TV like “Socks & Fiends” 😉

    • @llunaeldas8055
      @llunaeldas8055 3 년 전 +2

      Obama took more vacations and played more rounds of golf than anyone. what is your point?

    • @birdieerdie2349
      @birdieerdie2349 3 년 전 +55

      @@llunaeldas8055 OAN facts aren't credible

    • @jesstrevino7346
      @jesstrevino7346 3 년 전 +27

      @@llunaeldas8055 WHY DON'T ORDER A LARGE SUPREME BULLSHIT FROM PIZZA JOINT, WHERE HILLARY RUNS THAT ALSO KILLS INFANTS FROM A PROVEN NON- EXISTENT BASEMENT, OH DON'T FORGET TO SEND ONE TO TRUMP

  • @johnsmith-so5do
    @johnsmith-so5do 3 년 전 +28

    By the way, He’s paying himself while he plays golf because it’s on his property. How messed up is that ?

    • @oakleywarren6453
      @oakleywarren6453 3 년 전

      Paying himself how? He donated his salary all four years... only president to leave the White House with less money than when he entered.

    • @martymcfly8442
      @martymcfly8442 3 년 전 +4

      @@oakleywarren6453 He plays golf at HIS property, he never goes by himself, secret service, advisers, cook, etc. and the U.S. government pays for that time and accommodations to the property, which HE owns. That's how he's been making WAY more money than what he's salary would've been. That's why he golfs so much and always on his properties like Maralago.

    • @johnsmith-so5do
      @johnsmith-so5do 3 년 전 +6

      @@oakleywarren6453 If you don’t understand how conflict of interest works, then I don’t have time to explain it..

    • @towbar8655
      @towbar8655 3 년 전 +3

      @@oakleywarren6453 when he golfs at his own Golf Course we the taxpayers have to pay his Country Club for security and everything else think about it son

  • @daprinceofhiphop
    @daprinceofhiphop 3 년 전 +1

    Bro I dont remember the last time I laughed this hard and for this long. Neighbors 3 blocks down could hear me hollerin!!! Surrounded by homes. My throat is still burning as I type this. My goodness Jimmy you did it again! Brilliant! Genius comedy! Living legend.

  • @chrislivingston2166
    @chrislivingston2166 3 년 전 +4

    I'm crying ov here!! This guy is too funny!! Love him

  • @vquin7478
    @vquin7478 3 년 전 +3

    OMG, Jimmy kimmel makes me laugh and forget so many misfortunes, he is a very good entertainer and comedian, and always very lucky for your program, God bless you all. From Miami ❤️🙏👍🥰

  • @kirtinigam7668
    @kirtinigam7668 3 년 전 +5

    Guillermo is absolutely loveable.. . I’ll bet he’s a wonderful father and husband

  • @FatherofFFD
    @FatherofFFD 3 년 전 +59

    For a guy who spends so much time on the golf course, he really has a sh*tty swing!

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 3 년 전 +3

      And cheats like crazy.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 3 년 전 +8

      He looks like he's weed whacking!

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 3 년 전 +1

      @@kallen868 lmao. Good one!

    • @sg5720
      @sg5720 3 년 전 +4

      And got mad when Obama went golfing, which was nothing compared to how many times he has golfed, but that is okay cause he is a Republican. What!? Lol.

    • @fullysickshuffler666
      @fullysickshuffler666 3 년 전 +2

      @@sg5720 and to add insult to injury Obama is actually a really decent golfer

  • @antoniovargas1431
    @antoniovargas1431 3 년 전 +51

    He wants the job cause his ego craves power, he’s nothing with out it!

    • @DAVIDEPWDD
      @DAVIDEPWDD 3 년 전

      yep another kool-aid drinker which flavor was it? LOL

    • @ashtontroy4365
      @ashtontroy4365 3 년 전

      Except a multi billionaire lmfaooo

    • @kene1505
      @kene1505 3 년 전

      "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck"
      I'm dea-💀💀💀

  • @gailsoor1015
    @gailsoor1015 3 년 전 +1

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here in southern Oregon USA we are having our Thanksgiving while social distancing with no family or friends this year so I thought it would be right to reach out to our favorite KRplus channels to say Thank You for helping us bear this horrible year.

  • @Siddah58
    @Siddah58 3 년 전 +85

    He can leave in a Straight Jacket, it would be fitting.

    • @angelamary31alisonannadj40
      @angelamary31alisonannadj40 3 년 전 +5

      An eviction for a sitting president the first in history.

    • @pennsylvaniapatti1835
      @pennsylvaniapatti1835 3 년 전 +3

      I'd rather see him in handcuffs

    • @Someone-ft5lw
      @Someone-ft5lw 3 년 전

      @@pennsylvaniapatti1835 why?

    • @pennsylvaniapatti1835
      @pennsylvaniapatti1835 3 년 전 +1

      @@Someone-ft5lw For all his dirty dealings thats why. As soon as he leaves office, the feds are after him.

    • @Someone-ft5lw
      @Someone-ft5lw 3 년 전

      @@pennsylvaniapatti1835 Its not only him all the presidents, politicians and elites that run this country,America was Corrupt from the beginning when the Europeans set foot on the new land

  • @evanneal264
    @evanneal264 3 년 전 +131

    Can we just skip to the 20th so we can party like we did when the results came in

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 3 년 전 +18

      If the Senate is controlled by bitchy Mitch he is going to block everything. Need to flip Georgia seats.

    • @jenniferbullett7254
      @jenniferbullett7254 3 년 전 +6

      Yes!!! 👏🏾👏🏾🍿🍿🍺🥳🥳

    • @boredom2go
      @boredom2go 3 년 전

      I want to skip to the inauguration, so we can start laughing at Joe Biden.

    • @thelightdesigner4490
      @thelightdesigner4490 3 년 전

      @@boredom2go lol okay

    • @thelightdesigner4490
      @thelightdesigner4490 3 년 전 +2

      @@boredom2go no actually he will be pretty funny for comedians. i love bidens little stammers and slip ups every now and then but at least he's gonna do a bang up job on fixing america!

  • @acbenepe
    @acbenepe 3 년 전 +1

    Why does Guillermo always make my day?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +15

    I have no doubt that Donnie will turn Mar-a-Lago into some sort of alternate White House, and just keep cosplaying as President down there for years to come.

    • @maureensurdez7841
      @maureensurdez7841 3 년 전

      Yes I agree he will not leave the stage just because he leaves the White House he’ll continue to visit potentates elsewhere cause critiques stir up trouble and destroy our country with bitter bulvanism.

    • @johngaudet6316
      @johngaudet6316 3 년 전

      Yup, he's lost it. GOOD!

    • @michaelbrinkers1145
      @michaelbrinkers1145 3 년 전

      In 1859, a derelict named Joshua Norton, declared himself "Emperor of the United States (and Protector of Mexico". The declaration created a sensation, and was "approved" by local politicians (San Francisco). He thus became a populist hero, with thousands attending his funeral. So there is a "future" for Trump and his cult.

  • @Present4
    @Present4 3 년 전 +32

    His golf course gets paid every time he goes there 💰

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 3 년 전 +1

      Yep. About $500,000 every day.

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu 3 년 전 +1

      Hm, I wonder who's footing that bill?

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 년 전

      And his secret service people have to pay as well.

  • @designpainter3193
    @designpainter3193 3 년 전 +9

    Funny! Re: "Uncle Rental", WALGREENS was like, "Please leave us out of this!"

  • @joelchampagne9153
    @joelchampagne9153 3 년 전 +33

    Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years
    But he doesn't do anything.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 3 년 전

      @@richardromanik7845 Really? Please give examples of this claim.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 3 년 전

      @@richardromanik7845 Already did and you're exaggerating. Who'da thunk it? I know about the treaties. I know about the criminal justice system. I know about tax reform and I know about the judiciary. I didn't have to go to Fox News for any of those things.

  • @hungmanxxxx2462
    @hungmanxxxx2462 3 년 전 +13

    GSA should be completely independent of the administration ........! talking about conflict of interest :)

    • @AlaskaPirates
      @AlaskaPirates 3 년 전

      And I don’t think its legal to hire walrus pigs.

  • @galshev
    @galshev 3 년 전 +1

    Instead of conceding and admitting he lost - ONCE - and be done with it! - he prefers to have been doing it EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW! How stupid it is! Even for trump!

  • @joeanthony9162
    @joeanthony9162 3 년 전 +3

    Jimmy , we love you down here in Houston, Texas.

  • @fad.e1329
    @fad.e1329 3 년 전 +64

    Thank you Jimmy you keep us laughing instead of taking care of this dumpy president

  • @christacongdon4898
    @christacongdon4898 2 년 전 +1

    Hahaha 😁!!!
    Never gets old!!!

  • @rundoetx
    @rundoetx 3 년 전 +42

    He's like Kramer on Seinfeld. He got fired from a job he didn't even have.

    • @toybonniethebunny5444
      @toybonniethebunny5444 3 년 전 +2

      😃😄🤤😭😭😭😭😂

    • @cynthiacopland8634
      @cynthiacopland8634 3 년 전 +2

      Or pulled a “Costansa” (sp?) George got fired from a job he hated & showed up the next day as if nothing happened 😁

  • @IvyEvans
    @IvyEvans 3 년 전 +58

    Nevada Doesn't Want Trump, Send him to Rikers

    • @da_jimmer
      @da_jimmer 3 년 전 +1

      Nevada is worthless as cali. Americans don't want you.

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 3 년 전 +2

      @@da_jimmer The 5.9 million Californians and 669 thousand Nevadans who voted for Trump are probably pissed at you right now. Maybe the world isn't as black and white as you think it is.

    • @albertlee5272
      @albertlee5272 3 년 전 +2

      Ivy that was a good one, Rikers would be glad to have the orange Squat because it will go with his new outfit lol👍

    • @IvyEvans
      @IvyEvans 3 년 전 +1

      @@da_jimmer You do know that Cali and New York are singlehandedly responsible for your roads, schools, police force? Did you know that if Cali left the US, the US would end up being the 6th largest economy? ... That's how much Cali brings into America. This show's me your "level of intelligence" ...

    • @da_jimmer
      @da_jimmer 3 년 전

      @@IvyEvans lol your as delusional as biden

  • @TheAureliac
    @TheAureliac 3 년 전 +1

    I love Guillermo's Christmas decorations.

  • @andracoz
    @andracoz 3 년 전 +34

    The biggest subject was covid lol. Shame he was playing golf and joking around instead of saying that last December.

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 3 년 전 +36

    Remember when he said, Covid, Covid, Covid, ??? This dude should be eternalized on Luney Tunes Cartoons, too bad they don't make them anymore.

  • @113huntley9
    @113huntley9 3 년 전 +1

    I love you Jimmy 😂 Your jokes keep it all real

  • @jarniwoop
    @jarniwoop 3 년 전

    Hokey Smokes! Guillermo is a Star Wars fan!!! Excelente!

  • @peterschancel7223
    @peterschancel7223 3 년 전 +58

    America is serving up Lame Duck with orange glaze for Thanksgiving

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 3 년 전 +2

      Nice. President Un-elect Duck a l’orange

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 3 년 전

      @Tyler Durden Well put . I would like Turtle Soup for Mitch. He has sat on a Stimulus Bill for Months when America needs it most.Welfare for Oil Companies and Farmers Trump only made the Richer Richer including himself

  • @shirleysenkler781
    @shirleysenkler781 3 년 전

    Love the mudslide, Jimmy!!!!!

  • @rtaila22r3
    @rtaila22r3 3 년 전 +1

    I love Guillermo he’s too sweet lol and loving Star Wars

  • @intuitiveinspiredart4366

    Soooo.... as a resident of Las Vegas, I have 3 words: "OH HELL NO!" Bad enough we have a big "gold" building here with his name on it.

  • @whatsup5446
    @whatsup5446 3 년 전 +8

    Jimmy would be the perfect interrogator, he’ll be disarming with his humorous questioning, which will put you at ease, to the point where you’ll gladly confess to the crimes.😂

  • @thedemocrat3786
    @thedemocrat3786 3 년 전 +1

    "I NEVER SAW A GUY TRYING TO KEEP A JOB THAT HE STILL DOESN'T DO!!!!!😆👍👍
    HOW TRUE HOW TRUE

  • @avitallichtenfeld813
    @avitallichtenfeld813 3 년 전 +4

    Can we just appreciate the fact that both Kimmek and Colbert came up with the same idea?!

  • @shawnseymour1273
    @shawnseymour1273 3 년 전 +12

    All you have to do to get Trump out of the White House is turn off the wifi!

  • @lucymerkom9571
    @lucymerkom9571 3 년 전 +3

    Hysterical. Brilliant work Jimmy Kimmel

  • @theboi371
    @theboi371 3 년 전 +35

    “I didn’t have time for Jesus” 😂 omg he is so funny.

  • @garfield685
    @garfield685 3 년 전 +32

    Cant wait till I dont have to ever see or hear that awful voice again junior

  • @johnhipp8267
    @johnhipp8267 3 년 전 +28

    Even the Grinch would ask, "Donald, WTF?"

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 3 년 전

      @Ewa A Scarpelli bye robot!

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 3 년 전

    Guillermo is doin the decorations right. Respect!