Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Pence Harris VP Debate

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  • 게시일 2020. 10. 06.
  • Jimmy breaks down the first and only Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and VP Mike Pence, Donald Trump Jr.’s revealing comments about his dad, Trump releasing a new video that’s basically a drug commercial, and Jimmy speaks to Trump’s new Director of African American Outreach Marquis Jackson (Andy Daly).
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  • @dirtmcgirt7125
    @dirtmcgirt7125 3 년 전 +205

    That fly was actually a Russian drone: "Answer the question Mikhail"

  • @LilMnstR85
    @LilMnstR85 3 년 전 +337

    The fly was tested positive after the debate. 😂

  • @oralialafond9215
    @oralialafond9215 3 년 전 +17

    LOL 😂 I actually spit out my soda when they cut to the shot of Marquis Jackson. 😂😂 😂

  • @tonirhim-jordan1334
    @tonirhim-jordan1334 3 년 전 +122

    I can't the way Jesus showed up in the clip when Trump said it was a blessing to have covid-19 😂😂😂

    • @clairejeanpaul-jupiter8985
      @clairejeanpaul-jupiter8985 3 년 전 +10

      I choked on my coffee ☕

    • @paris-tcib3583
      @paris-tcib3583 3 년 전 +3

      Same here!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      I hollowed. I was laughing so hard.

    • @tutsybassista
      @tutsybassista 3 년 전

      This is the funniest parody I've ever seen in a long, long time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lrke208
    @lrke208 3 년 전 +448

    I love how they just tanned his face even more to make him look 'healthier'

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 년 전 +16

      And gave him a sharpie and a blank piece of paper to stage his "working" photos. They aren't even trying.

    • @jennifermastro7401
      @jennifermastro7401 3 년 전 +9

      First hand glimpse of what burnt cheetos looks like!

    • @white_orange
      @white_orange 3 년 전 +1

      I know right? 😂

    • @reltihfloda123
      @reltihfloda123 3 년 전

      hahaha yeah :D

    • @annemarietobias
      @annemarietobias 3 년 전 +4

      In a similar move they no longer remove animal feces from the Whitehouse Lawn, they just spray paint it green... paint one pile of crap, why not paint another...

  • @Adam-gy3tw
    @Adam-gy3tw 3 년 전 +426

    Probably one of the most famous flies to have ever existed on Earth in history.
    The flyest fly. 🦟 😎

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 년 전 +9

      Has the fly been tested for covid yet ?

    • @TheIndianJohnSmith
      @TheIndianJohnSmith 3 년 전 +8

      I still recall when Obama killed that one fly.

    • @djbabbotstown
      @djbabbotstown 3 년 전 +1

      Not quite. Second and third to the ones that landed on Clinton and Bloomberg

    •  3 년 전

      At least it voted the right way.

    • @rubyrai996
      @rubyrai996 3 년 전

      😂

  • @butternuttt
    @butternuttt 3 년 전 +124

    why does don jr always look like he just woke up from a hard night of partying and coke?

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 3 년 전 +5

      Hunter Biden would like to remind you that there is a difference between looking like that and actually doing it.

    • @Virus-wc5vt
      @Virus-wc5vt 3 년 전 +3

      @@The_Conqueeftador and how would you know that?!

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 3 년 전 +1

      @@Virus-wc5vt His photos were leaked. But mainstream media drone consumers would not know that. Now would they?

    • @oralialafond9215
      @oralialafond9215 3 년 전

      Clearly a Democrat

    • @afroxfairyxxx8382
      @afroxfairyxxx8382 3 년 전 +1

      @@The_Conqueeftador the biggest sheep in the United States are always calling people names

  • @paulafrie1804
    @paulafrie1804 3 년 전 +15

    Jimmy Kimmel thank you for putting things into perspective! 🤣😂

  • @thestorern
    @thestorern 3 년 전 +731

    As a viewer of the debate, I can establish that the most memorable moment of the debate was in fact, the fly.

  • @RM-ed1if
    @RM-ed1if 3 년 전 +134

    For a minute, I thought the fly had died. It wasn't moving.

  • @tonyo8171
    @tonyo8171 3 년 전 +74

    That fly knows crap when he smells it!

    • @josephforbis2206
      @josephforbis2206 3 년 전 +1

      And it landed on yours.

    • @mathemachickenmadge2963
      @mathemachickenmadge2963 3 년 전

      You’re funny! Did you go to funny school?!?

    • @machia0705
      @machia0705 3 년 전 +3

      Wow, in that case Harris should have had them swarming above her head. Not only has her prosecutorial record shown her to have ruled in such ways only to advance her own career, she also slept her way to the top. And now she says that she represents the “oppressed”, the so called victims of White privilege. Yeah, this piece of crap is just what Black America needs. I’m glad to read that roughly 22% of the Black population will not vote Democrat this year. After 60 years the Democrats have used Blacks for their own gain, and Harris, the Indian-Jamaican wants to further that legacy.
      She’s a piece of human excrement. The fly landed in the wrong spot.

    • @TheBaptist07
      @TheBaptist07 3 년 전

      If it did it would have landed in Harris’s mouth

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 3 년 전 +201

    The fly is a true American hero pointing out sh!t for us! Thank you for your service!

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 3 년 전 +4

      Guck Foogle You are the one? Unlikely

    • @frankgrey6130
      @frankgrey6130 3 년 전

      Shannon T True Americans always put America first before any other thing

    • @browsetheworld4120
      @browsetheworld4120 3 년 전 +2

      Remember in 2016 when the fly landed on Hillarys face during the debate? So, perhaps you're right! Or you might be just suffering from TDS.

    • @allaboutmusicmovies9606
      @allaboutmusicmovies9606 3 년 전 +1

      @Guck Foogle Trump just love you lations. He loves everyone who cheering while he screws you. Ill Quote - "youll bring them death and the will love you for it"

  • @cweaver4080
    @cweaver4080 3 년 전 +174

    The fly went straight for the source of BS.

    • @e.davidguillen5877
      @e.davidguillen5877 3 년 전 +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tweetiebird100
      @tweetiebird100 3 년 전

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @benjaminlu793
      @benjaminlu793 3 년 전

      Yeah, just like when a fly landed on Hillary Clinton's face back in 2016. She was the source of BS back then.

    • @aleahboone4323
      @aleahboone4323 3 년 전 +1

      The fly landed on 💩💩💩. Absolutely Agree!!!

  • @keeping-up-with-pg
    @keeping-up-with-pg 3 년 전 +29

    Who else thought Marquis Jackson was black with that name 😂😂😂

  • @tutsybassista
    @tutsybassista 3 년 전 +4

    This is the funniest parody I've seen in a LONG TIME! 😂😂😂😂

  • @snowfolk
    @snowfolk 3 년 전 +702

    Flies are not attracted to lightbulbs as much as bullsh*t.

    • @veronicanevarez22
      @veronicanevarez22 3 년 전 +14

      They love poop

    • @marieesposito9145
      @marieesposito9145 3 년 전 +2

      Lol

    • @aaronburtram3175
      @aaronburtram3175 3 년 전 +5

      Someone once told me you catch more flued with honey than vinegar, and I almost told him yeah but you catch even more with a pile of s#!+. Didn't tho cause they were my boss.

    • @stevewarwick2103
      @stevewarwick2103 3 년 전 +12

      Files are naturally attracted to turds.

    • @vanessalouise8231
      @vanessalouise8231 3 년 전 +6

      walker jfs no we aren’t cause clearly if you watched the debate you would see she didn’t, if you support trump plz take your racist self somewhere else

  • @electrichope4049
    @electrichope4049 3 년 전 +171

    "Look at the orange chicken , blaming China" the best quote I heard against trump😂😂

    • @debbiesandford1760
      @debbiesandford1760 3 년 전 +2

      😂😂😂

    • @HELLEKSONART
      @HELLEKSONART 3 년 전 +1

      'Useful idiot'

    • @HELLEKSONART
      @HELLEKSONART 3 년 전

      Useful idiot is what ya call people used by marxist tactics to bring out communism.its why trump says it to people. Useful idiots eventually get taken out back by their own party and shot in the back .

    • @oakinwol
      @oakinwol 3 년 전

      Marxists have as much a chance of taking over the democratic party as white supremacists have of taking over the republican party. Everyone who speaks of either taking over is a loon. Live in the world of nuance not your hyperbolic fantasy reality

  • @perryf.5844
    @perryf.5844 3 년 전 +38

    Out of his “lie hole” 😂 good one

    • @billturk183
      @billturk183 2 년 전

      I agree. Jimmy boy has a huge lie hole

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 3 년 전 +81

    There goes the white house lawn. "Is there anything this guy can't destroy?" Not even the lawn is safe at the white house.

  • @Mike-xy4ik
    @Mike-xy4ik 3 년 전 +46

    The highlight of the debate was when that fly landed on that piece of ....

  • @Brian-_
    @Brian-_ 3 년 전 +580

    Flies are attracted to 💩

    • @wakeup9432
      @wakeup9432 3 년 전 +4

      Yup !

    • @lancet2266
      @lancet2266 3 년 전 +7

      Just like when Hillary had a massive lie on her face during a presidential debate lol she lost

    • @JK-px9xg
      @JK-px9xg 3 년 전 +9

      Like the fly that landed on Obama multiple times

    • @chiroalliance4584
      @chiroalliance4584 3 년 전 +8

      There was a fly on Hillary 4 years back

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 3 년 전

      @@chiroalliance4584 and see how well that went... Its the fly of destiny

  • @Sergiovsousa
    @Sergiovsousa 3 년 전 +16

    Am I the only one who thinks Marquis Jackson should be a regular guest in the show?

  • @paulagwhyte1720
    @paulagwhyte1720 3 년 전 +11

    Marquis was hilarious! (Perfect job, Andy!)

  • @Metalbass10000
    @Metalbass10000 3 년 전 +180

    That fly couldn't resist that much horseshit.

  • @CatsBestFinds59
    @CatsBestFinds59 3 년 전 +154

    Such an asinine thing that he said, "Getting this virus was a blessing..." So disrespectful of all those who have passed away from it. 😑

    • @MsSelfDestruct98
      @MsSelfDestruct98 3 년 전 +4

      💯🎯

    • @wakeupandsmellthecoffee9827
      @wakeupandsmellthecoffee9827 3 년 전 +4

      He personally getting the virus a blessing in disguise because they tried the experimental drug on him and it worked. A 74 yo obese man. Don't you have any comprehension whatsoever. Him getting the virus and getting the drug to prove that it worked to an extent. Goodness. Is everyone is US this stupid or just the left looney liberals?

    • @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262
      @ionlywantfactsblessyourhea6262 3 년 전 +9

      @@wakeupandsmellthecoffee9827 No just you desperate, delusional Trumpers!

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 3 년 전 +7

      @@wakeupandsmellthecoffee9827 who said it worked? He's not out of the woods,yet.

    • @walshwheels
      @walshwheels 3 년 전

      @@wakeupandsmellthecoffee9827 Just the left i would say.

  • @kristinestrosser7012
    @kristinestrosser7012 3 년 전 +3

    the contemplation of trump saying ‘very soon’ is just amazing 😂

  • @waukeganhighbrooksidecampu119

    Fun Fact: flies are attracted to garbage.

  • @songsfromtheheart37
    @songsfromtheheart37 3 년 전 +192

    My friend who is native to and lives in Australia literally went out of her way to notify me that she was dressing up as the fly on Pence's head for halloween XD

    • @wogzcok6104
      @wogzcok6104 3 년 전 +2

      Cool story 😴😴😴

    • @Kriegar1964
      @Kriegar1964 3 년 전 +2

      Love it! I might dress as a Biden/Harris fly swatter😂

    • @aikatsujimoto4306
      @aikatsujimoto4306 3 년 전 +2

      Ok.... Put that on Twitter and Instagram! I need to see it. Lol🤣

    • @JeffGatto
      @JeffGatto 3 년 전

      @Bad Fly, oh the irony, "butthurt", butthurt!!! ...thanks for the laugh!

  • @samtm7929
    @samtm7929 3 년 전 +51

    "Orange chicken blaming China" best line of the day

  • @KoKoTheSagittarius
    @KoKoTheSagittarius 3 년 전 +7

    Bye, Kimmel!!!😂😂😂😂 not Marquise Jackson!! 😭

  • @flamingoparrish8215
    @flamingoparrish8215 3 년 전 +4

    The Jackson dude took me tf out!😂😂.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +351

    The fly did leave eventually...
    Because even flies can only take so much BS.

    • @clarencewalker1601
      @clarencewalker1601 3 년 전 +2

      Best comment of the day!!! Thank you!

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 3 년 전 +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 shots fired. Luv it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnaAcuraErica
      @AnaAcuraErica 3 년 전 +12

      dmith smith - really?? That’s a corny joke 🤨 talking bout the fly coming fr her pants 😐 really???

    • @dmithsmith5880
      @dmithsmith5880 3 년 전 +7

      @@AnaAcuraErica I am just adding to the ridiculous DNC operative medias narrative...
      You know.. BS news 🤣
      Enjoy Trumps second term 😎

    • @AnaAcuraErica
      @AnaAcuraErica 3 년 전 +7

      dmith smith - if he has a 2nd term - what does that do to you?? How will you enjoy it!? 🤨

  • @ameleiizane
    @ameleiizane 3 년 전 +132

    That fly is gonna be Time's insect of the year. His parents must be so proud.😆

  • @katbarber4891
    @katbarber4891 3 년 전 +50

    Once again: Regeneron is a company not a drug...

    • @elletaylor4533
      @elletaylor4533 3 년 전 +6

      Oh, don’t be so mean to a clearly slow person! There’s no way he could retain that information, lmao.

    • @cjuare123
      @cjuare123 3 년 전 +5

      Trumps a moron

    • @aidensdiary5289
      @aidensdiary5289 3 년 전 +2

      He s just a pitch man for that company

  • @vilasinimangalapally5747

    "That fly tho"

  • @TartanCabbage
    @TartanCabbage 3 년 전 +225

    If we're going with the idea of the fly being a Russian bot can we please just call it the KGBee?

  • @chrisluna5162
    @chrisluna5162 3 년 전 +179

    Fly: I didn't know they stacked SH*T this high!?

  • @ruthmelicharles5062
    @ruthmelicharles5062 3 년 전 +2

    "Unseasoned potato salad"??? I had to hear that again. Hilarious 😂😂

  • @tinas2959
    @tinas2959 3 년 전 +54

    Now The Fly Has Been Tested Positive for Covid 19...😂

  • @kdarensb
    @kdarensb 3 년 전 +359

    The fly has a book coming out:”Stories from the Wall; fly on the wall tells all.”

    • @mariabarker2036
      @mariabarker2036 3 년 전 +7

      Now, THAT book I would buy...
      I've not spent money on any of the other "tell alls" but that one would get my moolah.

    • @annemarietobias
      @annemarietobias 3 년 전 +9

      So what are flies attracted to? Oh, right... that makes so much sense.

    • @Luciferiandisciple1
      @Luciferiandisciple1 3 년 전 +2

      I’m weak! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rooharris9099
      @rooharris9099 3 년 전

      @Richard Kleinsorge lol

  • @Song
    @Song 3 년 전 +42

    The fly is 90% of it 🤣🤣

  • @gluedogg
    @gluedogg 3 년 전 +2

    “And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GloogleGloigle
    @GloogleGloigle 3 년 전 +112

    Trump’s skin getting so dark from _Regeneron,_ his voter base might just turn on him.

    • @Ho-mb2wb
      @Ho-mb2wb 3 년 전

      @JimJohnJoe Ball faxxxxx

    • @GloogleGloigle
      @GloogleGloigle 3 년 전 +6

      JimJohnJoe Ball -
      😂 Well, he lost the majority last time. And his inauguration crowd looked really, really sparse too. So sparse. Embarrassingly sparse. So-sparse-you-do-a-spit-take-laughing sparse.
      His only saving grace: the electoral college system... and this time, it’s only if he doesn’t personally decimate his voter base with his COVID.

    • @GloogleGloigle
      @GloogleGloigle 3 년 전 +3

      S M - He has a great relationship with black people. 😂 😆 😂 😭 😆

    • @GloogleGloigle
      @GloogleGloigle 3 년 전 +1

      S M - You’ve won comedy.

    • @Ho-mb2wb
      @Ho-mb2wb 3 년 전

      @@GloogleGloigle you have problems woth the truth; don't you?!

  • @Mpritchard1995
    @Mpritchard1995 3 년 전 +143

    You know your stuffed when the most memorable thing of a debate is a fly -_- we’re f**ked

    • @vividincel7737
      @vividincel7737 3 년 전 +4

      Well actually the fly is only brought up by salty leftists trying to defend their clowns running for president and Vice President

    • @Hellsing788
      @Hellsing788 3 년 전

      @@vividincel7737 yes

    • @unclepatrick2
      @unclepatrick2 3 년 전 +1

      @@vividincel7737 No the fly being brought up since we all tired of talking about the same old GOP talking points that have been proven false time and again .

    • @mariceladuclos6099
      @mariceladuclos6099 3 년 전

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vividincel7737
      @vividincel7737 3 년 전 +2

      @@unclepatrick2 did you even watch the debate?

  • @AirKaos
    @AirKaos 3 년 전 +48

    “Talk to your president to see if regeneron is right for you” lmao

  • @wood1595
    @wood1595 3 년 전 +2

    How many times a day does turd say incredible. His skin color went from Cheeto to Gripos barbeque flavor.

  • @observerguy6943
    @observerguy6943 3 년 전 +9

    Don jr looked stoned everytime i see him on tv? Or his eyes just looked like that

  • @lonerider5315
    @lonerider5315 3 년 전 +54

    The fly is symbolic.

    • @xboxlivemartinez-aguilar7689
      @xboxlivemartinez-aguilar7689 3 년 전

      The fly spirit animal symbolizes abundance and prosperity during times of adversity. It sends the message that by being persistent, consistent, and determined even in the face of tragedy will result to victory

    • @zb7293
      @zb7293 3 년 전

      Yes remeber fly and Hillary and Obama...
      Looks that Harrison is better even do she was proven to keep evidence that was freeing innocent black men...she kept black men in jail...

    • @MovieJustin
      @MovieJustin 3 년 전 +1

      Like a moth to a flame

    • @shaneekaminniefield6129
      @shaneekaminniefield6129 3 년 전

      @Lalo Lujan So true.

  • @heyheyhey40
    @heyheyhey40 3 년 전 +453

    That fly was God’s way of telling a joke. And it was hilarious.

  • @denziiey
    @denziiey 3 년 전 +1

    waiting on the SNL Vice presidential debate. I wonder who is going to play the role of the fly? XD

  • @ktax1813
    @ktax1813 3 년 전 +2

    Llamf. He said" oh please call me marquizzzz"
    😆😆😆

  • @pergt269
    @pergt269 3 년 전 +17

    I watched that fly in his hair during the debate and immediately thought that this was gonna end up being a meme. And I KNEW it was gonna be Jimmy Kimmel who’s gonna mention it first

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 3 년 전 +26

    At 4:45 when Jimmy started singing "Cat's in the Cradle," I lost my mind. Then came "Trumps lie hole!" Gasping for breath

  • @chichiedwin3806
    @chichiedwin3806 3 년 전 +15

    Who else would have talked about the "fly" if not Jimmy Kimmel. Lol. Like, while I was watching that debate and saw that fly on pences's head, all I was thinking about was that Jimmy Kimmel was gonna get on this, most definitely... here we are... lol

    • @bj-m8288
      @bj-m8288 3 년 전

      That's all MSM has talked about is the fly LOL nothing else was important except that fly lol made for good jokes

    • @mymichiganmittens
      @mymichiganmittens 3 년 전

      @@bj-m8288 the fly was fake

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 3 년 전

      How about every other mainstream network because the left likes their toddler minded voter base to giggling and laughing instead of thinking.

  • @TheDidib92
    @TheDidib92 3 년 전 +1

    Lots of good material Jimmy. Worth every laugh

  • @zuhaddawre9870
    @zuhaddawre9870 3 년 전 +54

    Here in India, I was vigorously rubbing my mobile screen , until two mins later I realised that the fly was across seven seas, on top of Mr. Pence's head!🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ranjithreddych
      @ranjithreddych 3 년 전 +1

      Boomer?

    • @henryrollins9177
      @henryrollins9177 3 년 전 +7

      Same here in Argentina.. 🇦🇷✌🏾

    • @zuhaddawre9870
      @zuhaddawre9870 3 년 전

      @@ranjithreddychchal beta, now give back the mobile to your mom..

    • @ranjithreddych
      @ranjithreddych 3 년 전

      @@zuhaddawre9870 Boomer kid learn some good manners. I like ur comment. It's nice and pure genius. When you hit puberty you need to read that comment again, it's pure gold

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 3 년 전

      Because you are accustomed to flies in your caste?

  • @robw1927
    @robw1927 3 년 전 +30

    when you lie so much you start to stink and the fly is attracted to the stench

  • @spookyscarycoincidences7770

    Imagine paying attention to a fly, but not the actual debate

    • @nasserd6269
      @nasserd6269 3 년 전

      The fly was only talked about for 30 seconds of this 13 minute video. Imagine paying attention to a skit about a fly but not the rest of the video

    • @josephforbis2206
      @josephforbis2206 3 년 전 +1

      Is that what democrats do? Just look for flies? Some life democrats have.

    • @mathemachickenmadge2963
      @mathemachickenmadge2963 3 년 전 +1

      @@nasserd6269 He’s talking about the comment section buddy

  • @elvirahinds7617
    @elvirahinds7617 3 년 전 +2

    You make my day Jimmy 🤣

  • @caroldcarter5349
    @caroldcarter5349 3 년 전 +230

    I love the way Kamala handled herself.

  • @wealradyknowwhois
    @wealradyknowwhois 3 년 전 +66

    At least we know where The Offspring got their idea for "Pretty fly for a white guy" song.

  • @58lukum
    @58lukum 3 년 전 +2

    This man has a gift being able to deliver ‘wtf’ information with a straight face. Love him from Silicon Valley.

  • @masnatty4891
    @masnatty4891 3 년 전 +15

    He doesn't wear a mask because it'll mess up his orange makeup! 😂

  • @lachlanwashere1279
    @lachlanwashere1279 3 년 전 +327

    That fly is his only black friend.

    • @Nike2141
      @Nike2141 3 년 전 +7

      How many does racist Jimmy have?

    • @elcarto22
      @elcarto22 3 년 전 +19

      @@debbydeloach Do you actually feel good about yourself for being such an asshole?

    • @puddinpie0325
      @puddinpie0325 3 년 전 +3

      He certainly didn’t stay around very long.

    • @JayZondi-cd8jj
      @JayZondi-cd8jj 3 년 전 +4

      @@debbydeloach so you get off sniffing drump butt lol

    • @lachlanwashere1279
      @lachlanwashere1279 3 년 전

      @@kvnd6577 Nice pfp and name, but I bet you stole it. It is funnier than mine, so it must be stolen.

  • @kunwarkannamwar9581
    @kunwarkannamwar9581 3 년 전 +89

    This is what I used to tell my mom when she asked me for my college transcripts.."you'll get them ma, very very soon"

  • @harrystafford455
    @harrystafford455 3 년 전 +6

    “Not bias”

  • @dangtrinhnt
    @dangtrinhnt 3 년 전 +1

    The fly LOL

  • @asifkhan4822
    @asifkhan4822 3 년 전 +181

    The standout moment was when the fly landed on his head. It clearly smelled his BS as it stayed there for over 2 mins 13 seconds. It literally stole the show.

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전 +2

      ......a sign of victory.

    • @TC-eo5eb
      @TC-eo5eb 3 년 전 +10

      The fly came from Kamala's crotch

    • @nineball039
      @nineball039 3 년 전 +8

      @@TC-eo5eb Wasn't funny the first time you posted this.

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전

      @@TC-eo5eb I am surprised it wanted to leave.

    • @Cliff2024
      @Cliff2024 3 년 전 +1

      Actually drump placed that fly on Mikey's gourd to poop every time he goofed glorifying Spanky...HAHAHAHA!

  • @seabass7615
    @seabass7615 3 년 전 +95

    Who else texted a picture of the fly to their friend group chat.

  • @Hoodyyy
    @Hoodyyy 3 년 전 +19

    I was thinking this might not be completely unbiased but then I realised it’s Jimmy talk show man

    • @Ricardo89DK
      @Ricardo89DK 3 년 전 +7

      @bilij pdan interrupting and not answering questions = crushing?

    • @leonidis171
      @leonidis171 3 년 전 +1

      @@Ricardo89DK nigga? He interrupted once I believe, if you're talking about the Trump debate, that's another story

    • @Twicemymothers
      @Twicemymothers 3 년 전 +3

      Leonidis stupid, he was talking over her when she was talking and y’all had the shits to say that she was crushed when Mike didn’t make sense

    • @psychedelicpigeon6089
      @psychedelicpigeon6089 3 년 전

      Harris was so unprepared especially when China was brought up

    • @johandax29
      @johandax29 3 년 전

      @@psychedelicpigeon6089 well everyone knows how bad the usa is doin with china today haha

  • @ladyvincenza
    @ladyvincenza 3 년 전 +2

    "Lie-hole" LOL. Also, it woulda been funny if Marquise had said, "I thought they were just mispronouncing Kenya."

  • @jwalt8019
    @jwalt8019 3 년 전 +44

    The Marquis Jackson sketch was too funny!!😂😂😂

  • @Russpng
    @Russpng 3 년 전 +81

    The "very soon" vaccine moment was hilarious - a bit like his "we have a health plan moment".

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 3 년 전 +5

      "very soon" is Trump's new Korean name.

    • @crxdelsolsir
      @crxdelsolsir 3 년 전

      Not as funny as Kamala being called out as a signatory to the Green New Deal and
      Called out for not answering the question of packing the court if they win amongst many others.. Haha

    • @spikekid6934
      @spikekid6934 3 년 전

      Just say you'd rather have people die than have something helpful come by .. because politics matter more than lives ..

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 3 년 전

      @@spikekid6934 Which would you rather have? A vaccine which has been rushed through (and thereby might have serious side effects) due to politics... or a vaccine which have undergone all the necessary steps to ensure it is safe to give to the public?
      The way this administration has been seen bending facts or straight out lied at times in order to (try to) make Trump look good, I'd be VERY skeptic about any vaccine pushed by Trump & Co.

  • @CenterThePendulum
    @CenterThePendulum 3 년 전 +22

    If Biden wins, I’m curious if the late shows go back to being for everyone - how that is accomplished. I understand some people would say this content is for everyone’s benefit, but if almost half the country votes against it that’s at least worth slowing piety over. There will be a world after this election, some semblance of business as usual no matter how much paranoia and mental derangement shelter in place has caused.

    • @RAIDERxNATIONx818
      @RAIDERxNATIONx818 3 년 전 +12

      They'll still bash trump because that's all they're good for.

    • @corn9251
      @corn9251 3 년 전

      @@RAIDERxNATIONx818 yeah I guess but its really funnt

    • @djandktsmom
      @djandktsmom 3 년 전 +4

      @@RAIDERxNATIONx818 They only work with what they have. Trump just makes their job easier, lmao 😂

    • @mariodelaurie1142
      @mariodelaurie1142 3 년 전 +5

      @@RAIDERxNATIONx818 Trump is a walking comedy show, it's not their fault your president is a freaking idiotic nutcase

    • @pwright1687
      @pwright1687 3 년 전 +4

      @@djandktsmom Still waiting to see if 200 million people will die after one of Joe Biden's speech as he said would happen. I believe in the man, 180 years is a awfully long time to be in senate guy must've seen it all.

  • @janron9521
    @janron9521 3 년 전

    Lol. The way you say describe it.....
    (THE FLYING OBJECT)
    Listening to you was hilarious
    Seeing it flying out of his mouth was a gruesome thing ever🤮

  • @OneBIGPlace
    @OneBIGPlace 3 년 전 +84

    Jimmy is a freaking pro. We are so lucky to have him on late night. Honestly.

    • @clbazar
      @clbazar 3 년 전 +6

      Word.

    • @TALIAMO65
      @TALIAMO65 3 년 전 +2

      Oh yes, the world need a self shaming, white dude so badly.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 년 전 +5

      Jimmy Kimmel = National Treasure

    • @unlockyourgenius
      @unlockyourgenius 3 년 전

      i would need jimmys help too, so i can sleep tonight after that annihilation. Imagine the only thing you can talk about is a fly........hahahaha i love this!

    • @TALIAMO65
      @TALIAMO65 3 년 전

      @@nartouzumaki8232 A self shaming white guy. What the world need most.

  • @cicisandy08
    @cicisandy08 3 년 전 +133

    Flies recognize turds when they smell one.

    • @B3GINNER
      @B3GINNER 3 년 전 +4

      So your covered in flies

    • @Berry01000
      @Berry01000 3 년 전

      Her covered in flies what?

    • @mikekaatman3194
      @mikekaatman3194 3 년 전

      Hey Cecilia...i had not read your comment ..you were first..credit goes to you...chapeau.

    • @allsuave2689
      @allsuave2689 3 년 전

      r m you mad!!! you maddddddd😅. Get the 💩 out of office

  • @cristinathompson9050
    @cristinathompson9050 3 년 전 +6

    I adore Jimmy Kimmel. He says it exactly how it is !!

  • @LomoPlateAldo
    @LomoPlateAldo 3 년 전 +1

    1:00 Oh snap!!! that joke is gold.

  • @praveenp
    @praveenp 3 년 전 +75

    Fly is like: Why this turd is so white?!?

  • @marindavern
    @marindavern 3 년 전 +22

    That fly proved that the fish 🐟🐟🐟 really stinks 😳😳😳 from the head down 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

  • @davejackson5741
    @davejackson5741 3 년 전 +9

    Fly on a turd...

  • @purplealphastrategiestoday

    Extra Krispy 😂😭😂😂 Orange Chicken

  • @5fingerjack
    @5fingerjack 3 년 전 +10

    "Cats in the Cradle" - cracked me up

  • @taylorjerry8310
    @taylorjerry8310 3 년 전 +41

    This is the first time I’ll be able to vote.... and I am READY to use my voice!!!

    • @j.a.1785
      @j.a.1785 3 년 전

      The future is yours!

    • @NoName-hv7xn
      @NoName-hv7xn 3 년 전

      Use it wisely, vote with your instincts (I don't know if I have spelled the last word right English is not my first language) don't let anyone chose the vote for you wether you want to vote for Trump or Biden man.

    • @jackfranzino7887
      @jackfranzino7887 3 년 전

      NoName2020 Orrrrrr the best choice, Kanye West

    • @jackfranzino7887
      @jackfranzino7887 3 년 전

      NoName2020 Btw, for clarity that was 1000% a joke, but I mean if someone truly feels that way then ig more power to them

    • @NoName-hv7xn
      @NoName-hv7xn 3 년 전

      @@jackfranzino7887 Oh no please anyone but him hahahaha. (I know it's a joke)

  • @worldmikel
    @worldmikel 3 년 전 +5

    They call him sh*thead. Fly did the fact checking. "Buzz, buzz...if I weren't on a diet, this would be leftovers for the next year!"

  • @Joltstor
    @Joltstor 3 년 전 +2

    He’s not wrong regarding how the interview would go. The same thing happened to me at my actual job when I interviewed

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 3 년 전 +306

    You know you got crushed in a debate when your post-debate talking point is about a fly

    • @jasetwells9335
      @jasetwells9335 3 년 전 +11

      S Aperto you would be surprised how much they talked about it

    • @tianhuang3445
      @tianhuang3445 3 년 전 +13

      @@annaku_slugaliciousbeauty Yea because a fly means so much. There's literally pictures of flies on just about anyone. Why is this a big deal?

    • @jasondurenda6454
      @jasondurenda6454 3 년 전 +55

      Kamala avoided questions. And she out right lied about fracking.

    • @michaelparedes9687
      @michaelparedes9687 3 년 전

      Seriously

    • @pittsburghb3nny575
      @pittsburghb3nny575 3 년 전 +29

      @@jasondurenda6454 Shes a snake in the grass with a big ass sign over her saying "CAUTION: WATCH YOUR STEP! SNAKE IN THE GRASS" in neon lights. All she does is lie! Biden just... forgets.

  • @danh3976
    @danh3976 3 년 전 +36

    The fly was like “biggest meal I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna be full for months.”

  • @g.i.goonie7331
    @g.i.goonie7331 3 년 전 +6

    The White House passing Covid-19 around like Grey Poupon.

  • @diogoalves896
    @diogoalves896 3 년 전 +98

    “Great British baking show”- I believe you just made half of Britain simultaneously face palm in disappointment

    • @ginakay354
      @ginakay354 3 년 전 +13

      I'd take GBBS over wrestling ANY day...

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 년 전 +1

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens who appreciate 90s music would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic standards of the mid-late 90s period. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

    • @charliecharlie846
      @charliecharlie846 3 년 전 +2

      Gina Kay that’s not the point

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 3 년 전 +27

    "Sit back, relax & enjoy your nightmare"... 🙄 Understatement of the year Jimmy 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 3 년 전 +3

    Why do I hear the teacher talking when the Orange menace talks? Womp womp womp womp.

  • @HatsuneMiku3D
    @HatsuneMiku3D 3 년 전 +16

    Black flies sense death and decay, that fly found a kindred spirit.

    • @catlovesdogs1968
      @catlovesdogs1968 3 년 전 +1

      No. He was on Kamala's side most of the night. You couldn't see him on her dark hair. Oops, the fly might have been a girl. Get a life.

  • @Lilpat60
    @Lilpat60 3 년 전 +55

    When you lie your heart rate rises up and your mind scrolls through your backup list of lies. Follow by smelly stress sweat, that Fly was a lie Detector it smelled the sweat.

  • @m7floyd
    @m7floyd 3 년 전 +24

    I bet my life that Beck Bennett will have a fly on his head this upcoming Saturday night live! lol

    • @rosemdhar4767
      @rosemdhar4767 3 년 전 +1

      Exactly my thoughts when I saw the fly...😆

  • @COMALiteJ
    @COMALiteJ 3 년 전 +2

    “Mike. Psst! Mike. _Mike!_ Check your fly.”

    • @angeltaniya6689
      @angeltaniya6689 3 년 전

      Now The Fly Has Been Tested Positive for Covid 19...😂

  • @stephenmacdonald4005

    Legend in the making. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. This helps.

  • @dmb449
    @dmb449 3 년 전 +188

    Interesting...Trump is saying same thing about the vaccine that he said about his health care plan 4 years ago..😂😂

    • @susiechevalier221
      @susiechevalier221 3 년 전 +17

      And about the payments he owed contractors, builders and staff for his businesses. I can't believe more aren't speaking up!

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 3 년 전 +2

      And his taxes & the wall & bringing jobs back &...

    • @unclepatrick2
      @unclepatrick2 3 년 전 +1

      @@evatripp7788 I have not been to a Trump rally in this election.
      But I hear that Trump brags about his Job reports .
      Does he also mention the pages of that report that address the kid of jobs ?
      Does he mention that a majority of the new Jobs under Trump are part time minimum wage jobs ? Not full time well paying jobs?
      Does he brag about that at his rallies?
      And You do know his tax cut for regular Americans will end next term?
      And that despite Trumps claims that Mexico will pay for the wall 100%, they have not paid a dime and it all US Tax Dollars?

    • @SkammLykelee
      @SkammLykelee 3 년 전 +1

      He plans to have it sometime during his third or fourth term.

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 3 년 전 +171

    You mean the mannequin was worried about a window? That's his natural environment 😂

    • @ronjames4151
      @ronjames4151 3 년 전 +2

      He doesn't do that anymore. It was the 70s and it was free love with men and women

    • @dragonmusher
      @dragonmusher 3 년 전 +3

      I always think about Norman Bates...when I see "Mother" come on stage...

    • @nichellesturgis1560
      @nichellesturgis1560 3 년 전 +1

      Now thats dummy lmbo...I ment funny but dummy works.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣