Trump is "Dejected" & "Fuming" Over Election Results
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 19.
- Trump is reportedly feeling down about his current situation, took time in his extremely busy schedule to have lunch with VP Mike Pence, took aim at Fox News on Twitter, Jimmy suggests that maybe Trump should just become President of Alaska, GOP Senators are starting to agree that Joe Biden should be getting intelligence briefings, Scott Baio got an exciting retweet from Trump himself, a new Trump Election Fraud Hotline that you definitely should NOT prank call… (202) 499-4921, Cory Lewandowski tested positive for COVID, flying cars are coming to Florida, and a new sitcom from Trump & Biden.
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Many people are saying now that Trump caught Covid, lost his job, and is getting evicted....
He's had the whole 2020 experience.👍
beautiful isn't it....karma
Don't forget the upcoming divorce
@@williamkeith8944 I would love for that to happen :)
He feels me finally!
Brilliantly said. True.🥴
I live in Alaska... Don’t send Donald Dump this way! 😂
As an Alaskan- no. We are already trying to sack our Governor, we don’t need another grifting slime ball to eject.
Then why did more than half of your people vote for the bastard
I know it was rigged.
I really don’t like my prime minister, he delayed quarantine for weeks so cases hit its peak, he prioritised his wealth over other peoples health, and what really makes me rage, is that he’s blaming kids of lower age.
@@kryten1016 sounds like someone else i know.
Agreed. It's too close to Canada. We want the Trump excrescence and his verminous family as far away as possible. Maybe the U.S. could buy two square miles of Antarctica and install him as king there, preferably on a piece of ice shelf that's falling off because of the climate change the Maga Maggot says is a hoax.
"Squattergate" - hilarious!
When will we officially stop talking about him tho? That's when I'll go dancing in the streets
Probably when you find something else to winge about...
Not long I'm guessing
Nah... the day he is convicted and put in handcuffs on his way to jail will be the day I’m 💃!!
2 months probably 🤷🏻♀️
Probs not till at least six months into Biden’s presidency
Exactly. How can biden win by 10mil votes. More than Obama and Hillary. It’s not possible. Come on. If trump gets removed the media is done for. Why even pay attention. We never had a president so vocal whether you like it or not.
In 50 years, we're going to look back with disdain, disbelief, and disgust that this demagogue tried to destroy our faith in American democracy.
Hell, we're looking at it like that right now lol.
I'm French but I was for Biden 😊 he seems to be a good and kind old grand father who speak like a president 🤔
@@ZenShroud1 lol agreed. Good point
@@breakaleglapositiveattitud1347 Oui oui. We've reached an extremely low bar when we're collectively thrilled a leader can speak in complete sentences.
And we are going to ask why no one used Amendment 25.
Jimmy saying “you sneaky mom” brings me endless amounts of happiness that I can’t explain
I'm so happy he referenced "You sneaky mom"! I thought I was the only one who still referenced that 😂
“Im going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle -I will disappear.”
Good one!
👍👏👏
Wouldn’t that be HEAVEN!?
Like a smelly fart in a small room!
Ikr when he said that I was like "Do you promise??"
The “Will you just shut up man” from the debate is still the best quote of this whole diabolical situation
Covfefe
Once he goes back to Mar-a-Lago, I want every news story about him to start with "Florida Man..."
Yes
Yes mumbling Joe can speak real good!
@@Nemox. thank I forgot this gem🤣🤣🤣🤣
The poor man now faces the music and the house of cards is falling down,,,, I'd be depressed too if I was looking at a prison sentence
Well, maybe he can convince them to gold plate his new bracelets.
Yep and the tax man will be knocking.
How is Trump this ignorant.
He is'nt ignorant. But this guy is.
Trump 2020
@@heroldable Nice try troll
Ignorant umm if you go look at all the evidence of voter fraud you wouldn’t be saying that
@@wasteofspacegaming6911 Prove it in the court of law. Oh wait........haha !!
@@Sigh679 we got video footage.
A person who normally cheats to win thinks the only way someone else could win is to cheat.
Exactly! This is projection on Trump's part.
So True well said
Exactly.
Right 👉
Precisely!!
As an Alaskan, I’m going to say “OH GOD PLEASE NO, DON’T SEND TRUMP TO ALASKA”
😂😂😂!
You elected him, you gotta take him.
Well, at least there's plenty of space in Alaska. Not like you ever have to be near him. And if he gets too close, you can always tell the cops you thought he was a bear.
@Michael Hurd I’m with you on that too man. I to am an Alaskan and I don’t EVER want Trump back here EVER again. Just stay out of here Trump. You’re not welcome. I don’t if we’re the biggest state that has loads of space. None of that space is welcome to you dude. Again just stay out.
*I don’t care if...
Hilarious and truthful as can be, hope my guts hold up. Spot on Jimmy.
I absolutely love Jimmy Kimmel for his humor, honesty, etcetera etcetera
As a Canadian, PLEASE don’t send him to Alaska.... he’s already too close being in the White House. We’re just gritting our teeth praying for a better tomorrow.
Jan 20th, hang in there. 😁
What about President of Alaska and then cancel the Purchase?
@@lizledbitter6711 😂🤣😂🤣sure they will be good friends with Putin
It’s sad when even other countries are sickened by the big orange frumpity frump grump
@Michelle M I hope so, seems like Florida would be the perfect fit !
President of Alaska??? GOD no! He’d completely destroy that pristine land. No, he doesn’t get his hands on anything anymore, unless it’s Bic Macs
Well, Alaskans love Trump🤷♀️ look at the vote!
He could see Russia from his living room...
Amen
And he wanted to buy Greenland😁😂🤑
He will soon be too broke for Big Macs.
I hope I live long enough to see him be humiliated in a court room when they sentence him with a LIFE sentence w/o parole.
Do you suppose he'll go to Russia when he gets kicked out of the White House?
No need. I'll pee onto his face here.
He demonstrated on TV that he carries his passport in his jacket pocket.
He might go to Russia but he sure as hell is going to HELL
His daddy putin might not welcome him. Now that trump has fulfilled Putin's wish, Putin has no more use for trump 😂
John McCains final laugh was turning Arizona blue, you love to see it
And the GOP will probably continue to have problems there. Seems the Latinos there weren't as stupid as the "exile community" down here in Florida...
@MrsMac I wouldn't go that far. The older Cuban-Americans are just REAL sensitive to the idea of socialism for obvious reasons. The DNC needs to put a lid on its annoying extremist faction if it intends to win Florida again.
Yes. Trump's ridicule of the very popular Sen. McCain lost him those GOP votes in Arizona.
Ya he got his teeth kicked in in Arizona. That had to hurt.
Good. His dejection really cheers me up no end. His anger is irrelevant - merely the tantrums of a spoiled brat who can't get his way.
I hope the Trump remains president and then clears up all the corrupt rabble.
lol. u r deranged. he is corrupt
@@mannidammi6811 Good thing you have nothing to say about it.
*Schadenfruede indeed (I completely agree btw)*
Personally I don't think trump deserves this much publicity...just make him a thing of the PAST
Agreed💯
Amen to that!
January 20th at noon
While I agree, it should still be immortalized in the history books so we don't do this again
Jan 20th..
Love that Kimmel . Great writers.. terrific delivery and timing...and best of all...he hates Trump.
Trump is that kid you played video games with who says “that doesn’t count” when you win 15 times but then say they’re better than you when they win once.
Or a kid who bullies all his peers in school but when everyone bullying him he says he's still the greatest
@FELLOW HUMAN That's exactly how he is!
Yeah haha! We all had that experience at least once as a kid. xD
So true
The kid that quits tag when he’s it
Jimmy’s roast on trump is so dead on accurate 😂
He did make an unforgivable insult against the McRib!
yeah i thought jabbing at the McRib was a low blow
❤️❤️
@@bluetoad2001 I know comparing it to that gross disgusting orange thing, it's just not right!
Dejected and fuming also describes what my dogs poop looked like out back this morning. Coincidence ? Maybe.
Must have been rigged too, those damn democrats!
Hillary Clinton is like "where is my popcorn"?
No Hillary is wondering why her team didn’t cheat this hard for her.
Hell yeah
Joe Biden: "Will you shut up, man?"
Props to Joe for as much composure as he's kept. If you watched the debate you could see that edge was cracking when this fell out.
...and I just love that this honest, blunt sentiment is what did. lol
Narcissist always try to get their target to react to their provocation so they can then accuse them of being unstable. He probably got feedback by people in the mental health field about how to deal with narcissist in the work place.
NOOOO I have to live in Alaska.We don’t want him.!!
Dito
You guy voted him in?
He won Alaska. So that must mean something. But if you say "We dont want him" than some voter fraud on Trumps part.
Let them have what they voted for.
If trump woulda one alaska would be russias land
"You sneaky mom!" Loving that reference 😂
Lol! I love the joke about how he can see Russia from his house! LMAO
Trump is dejected, but John McCain is smiling and laughing his ass off.
Rip
as democrat i miss mccain...
@Dave Dee and so is Carl Reiner. He would have loved to be here for this.
@Robin Nilsson McCain (called me captured loser), Cummings (yea, I said go get him) and Lewis (when you see injustice, do something) are celebrating this win together.
It's too hot there for Jhon to laugh.
"He hasn't spoken for five day." Why are you guys surprised? Remember, he warned during one of his rallies "if I lose I'll never speak to you again." Just keeping his promise for once.
👍
being surprised is reasonable since trump never keeps his promises lmao
OH ... SO HE CAN KEEP A PROMISE ... WHO KNEW??
He has spoken. Shows you watch the liars.
@Michael OBrien I’m sure our God in Heaven is doing just that reading the comments here. Every devil will burn with these lies and Yah will win. He’s in Control.
Im seeing looks on Trumps face I havent seen before. Lost and dejected.
I'm seeing one I never want to see again.........
And the look you have when you get subpoenaed to court after you've been indicted, right along with your family members lol
Typical of narcissists when they need sympathy. Don't fall for it. It's an act. When nothing else works, they act 'charming' and childlike and needy. He does it too, often, for his supporters. I'm sure they buy it.
@@dailybls he is just a terrible actor
He looks like he's going to cry.
In four years, I could never accept him as POTUS but I’m having no trouble recognizing him as Squatter in Chief.
He’s gonna be your president for 4 more years 🤣
@@unanimousdecision6107 shut up. No he isn't. You're delusional!
But you welcome Biden... hahahaha
@@acquiredtasteNL Yes.
And his office chair is a toilet
LoL.. the state of Pennsylvania basically evicted him from Pennsylvania Avenue....
Well said. Also, the state were the declare of independence started and now they declare him former president. How funny.
When our child acted like that we took them home for timeout and nap. Four years should be about enough of a timeout.
There's not a single humble bone on orange's body
Let alone an atom
I love these Jimmy Kimmel videos during the election.
His jokes hit different😂
I like Donald Trump because he is a fearless president 🔥
Be careful not to choke on your laughter Katie
@@alanjoseph6841 he’s delusional
Trump is still the president of America, stupid people!
I like how trump says the voting system sucks, but he wasn’t complaining about it when he won...hmm...kinda weird...
He's a total hypocrite
Actually he was, he said that like two to three million people voted illegally that's why Hillary won the popular vote
it kinda REALLY DOES SUCK
why tf should people need to leave their home to vote when they can just use the internet for online voting
Back in '16 he claimed it was fraud when it appeared he was losing, and proceeded to claim that Hillary didn't win the populate vote because of fraud. Anytime something doesn't go his way, its fraud and he complains. He's mega Karen.
@@starhealer3635 that’s MAGA Karen to you, mister
Poutus! I'm absolutely crying! Lmfao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS WAS A GREAT EPISODE BY THE WAY!
He is literally a child not accepting anything that comes from his reality
POUTUS, Commander in Diapers
@@kuzzbillington6392 hahaha yes
Yes, Jimmy is.
Give him a pacifier 👶
😯😈😯😈😯😳
I’m glad he’s fuming; we’ve been fuming about him for the last 4 years. It’s payback time. Trump you’re FIRED and it’s good riddance.
🍾🙌🏾🍾🙌🏾🥳 Yes exactly!!!
FALSE
@Guy It's fun watching the epitome of narcissism suffer, wreathed in the flames of reality.
This is the best! 🤣🤣🤣 Every point is on point! Yep, give him Alaska!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, thank you, Jimmy, you're great!!! Laughter really helps to release tension. Best wishes from a follower in Germany
Jimmy Kimmel is Great !!! It is so much fun to watch. He is smart, funny and a very good person, qualities that Trump wish he had.
As much as I like your idea of sending him to Alaska ... As a Canadian, I'd appreciate you keeping the orange in the south, wrong climate up here. We like human rights.
Alaskans consistently voting Republicans of the worst kind into office sure doesn't help their reputation tho.
🤣but you are right. The first few months I posted the Candian PM addressing his countrymen comparing to what Trump did in front of cameras here. And people STILL voted for him?!?!!
No. PLEASE take him! Free to any home...comes with free Mc_Nuggets happy meals!😁
trump doesnt even go against human rights if he did he wouldnt have been president weird statement this isnt iraq
@lalo I’m an Alaskan who didn’t vote for Republicans and a little less than 50% of Alaskan’s did not vote for trump. It was a close vote this time in Alaska.
I hope the term “Squattergate” sticks
Damn, these monologues hit different after we actually make progress. They used to just be depressing
" lock him up, lock him up!". Sound familiar Donald😏
🤣🤣🤣
😨😱
These Giuliani vampire jokes will never get old 😂
Watching Jimmy is a guaranteed laugh!!!!
if trump watches this one, it'll crush him haha
You and your writers are terrific!!!! Thank you!
This was Great! Thank you for the chuckle.
Thanks Jimmy, I love this!
'Squattergate'., lol
Im stealing that
This monologue eclipsed your usual brilliance! Relief is a very fine thing. Loved the Fraud Couple too!
Thank you brother, we needed this. Comedy does heal the soul.
“Squattergate” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 good one dear writer
0:59
"Soon hes (Trump) gonna understand what it feels like to be evicted during a pandemic."
That was GOLD
“It’s big, it’s white, and it’s melting down just like Trump.” Sick burn.
It's White? Try Orange.
and it has a lot of cra[b/p]s...
Well, Trump's more orange...
@@gopstench1883 he is like one of those candles that is orange but when it starts to melt you realise it is white from the inside and has just a orange colour on the surface. That's the same with Donald...
P
Lol!!! Love it and only 1/2 way through. Thank you for some giggles
I'll go to Michael's every once in a while, but Jo Ann is my Go-to ever since I was a kid!
Scott Baio has all day to arrange candles in the shop, it’s not like anyone gave him an acting job in the past 30 years 😁
Scott who I thought he was dead
@@bobl3505 so did I
Scott! Put down the candle, pick up the mop and get back to work!
@@greeceuranusputin Yeah, come on Scott, you're not on break!!! Oh, and I'm gonna need you to clean the bathrooms when you're finished!!
Once he goes back to Mar-a-Lago, I want every news story about him to start with "Florida Man..."
Or just Florid Man!
What makes you think he won't be in the slammer?
Trump Family are the OG Florida Men!
😂 Good one!
"Florida Man complains his Golf Course isn't green enough."
"Florida Man collapses and blames President Biden for his fall."
I love Jimmy Kimmel - He is a Vegas boy and we LOVE him here. He is also hysterically funny!
He says georgia hates him. But he didnt notice his wife planning a divorce and packing her bags.
@@tressiesullens8667 Your mother! She gossips too much! Trumtard!
😔
President of Alaska is a great idea. They could build him an Enormous White Igloo
@E Martin didnt know polar bears eat oranges
He's orange enough to light up the dark in Alaska
He would be living in the biggest, bestest log cabin ever! It could be a wooden mock up of the white house and he can pretend he’s in the real one.
Yeah, but with yellow snow.
@@amayastrata4629 the BIGLIEST! Amaya.
Dejected ?
Jimmy I believe the word your looking for is delusional
Brilliant!
Jimmy be pawning him off on Alaska, meanwhile Alaska’s yelling at the tv “NO! We dont want him!! It was a mistake!!!” Lmao
You kept us going during all this 🤣 laughter is the best medicine
I've always hears Jimmy is super nice in person and I really respect that.
The Alaska bit was great! 😂
America to Cheeto-in-Chief: "you're fired!"
Wish joe had said that in his speech!!!!!
We see righteous and evil are playing out here. The evil force is claiming fraudulent election win through its controlled media. The righteous force is starting to do its work to eliminate the evil force.
If he was on the show "The Biggest Loser", he would win for sure
He can't lose that big butt.
Burn
He should present it...via Zoom in jail cell.
no he will lose bc he the biggest loser
I bet he would lose that one, too. Because he is such a loser.
He could have been great, he was given that chance and being who he is , he blew it because of his character and who he is inside.
Of course thank you 🙏 Jimmy K.
“Trump’s advisers are so worried he might not be able to win...because he lost.”
That is genuinely where we are at this point.
I love Jimmy and Guillermo. I can't express enough how much I appreciate shows like this. I love all the people that work to make this show as amazing as it is too!
Thank you everyone at Jimmy Kimmel Live, you guys rock and we appreciate all the hard work you do!
Best monologue ever! Thanks Jimmy!
Happy Birthday Jimmy ~!
Jimmy, what did Alaska ever do to you?
Also, that's probably the most work Scott Baio has had for years
Jimmy's wearing the nicest suit I've seen on a man in a while. It fits him perfectly, great material, love the look. Jimmy's keeping it very classy.
The man is a good dresser
Agree very nice shirt . Looks spiffy.
Carson was a REAL clothes horse back in the day. He even had his own label which included ties, pocket square, the whole ensem.
Ok.....
Lovely. I rly don’t care much about this sort of thing, but even I’ve been noticing the tie & shirt showing below the button on other guys. Was wondering if it’s a thing. Kimmel is way out ahead. A tidge of white, but way better.
Tell Trump that the indoor tanning lotion does not go in your hair ....😂😂😂
How, in 4 years, nobody had think of "POUTUS"?
Just love how savage this is getting😂
As a non American, I wish I could call those Trump's fraud voter hotline. Will be so much fun!
I just freaking called it and it's totally shut down it was the funniest s***🍷🍷🕺💃💃🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳🥳🕺❣️❣️🙏🙏🙏🙏
Damn, I wanted to call too 😔
Thanks Jimmy, I really needed this laugh
Baio probably did spend his Lunch Break at Michael's rearranging the candles. Then his boss saw him and told him he better finish sweeping the scrapbooking section before his shift ends.
haha underrated comment
Scott Baio took advantage of the girls on the set of Charles in Charge. There's youtube videos and articles of Nicole Eggert talking about it. Scott needs to keep his legs closed and his mouth shut.
I thought the same thing.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Winning Alaska, is synonymous with “every child wins a prize” way of thinking..
You get a car,and you get a car,and you get a car🤣🤣🤣
A democrat childs way of thinking.
Its the "participation" award given in elementary school
@@xxonlineratxx4081 Yes!!!!
Happy belated Birthday Jimmy Kimmel
Stay save stay positive xx together
He gota to go. Should have left at impeachment. In fact, should have turned down the gig.
Only the house impeached him so basically he didn't get impeached
U people know nothing!
No proof of Russian collusion farce, that cost you tax payers millions of dollars, no proof of impeachment, no proof of any wrongdoing. He's going to be president for another 4 years and when all this crap is over you will wake up and realise that you have been brainwashed and lied to for your whole life by the democrat party and their handlers.
@ Sandra, WOW.. delusional much...lol
😡🤠
"One reason that Trump's advisors are so worried he might not be able to win is because he lost" LOL
@Bobby Allen do you understand that the news simply makes a projection after they have enough VOTES to confidently make a decision? And if they’re wrong, they’re wrong. But usually they don’t call a president before there no possible chance that the other person can’t catch them in votes. I mean, honestly, have you never lived through an election before? They have literally done this exact thing for the past decades
@Bobby Allen come on mate time for bed, go now and I’ll read you a bedtime story about voting in elections
Why is it that while I’m scrolling through the comments and stumble upon a random quote from the video, that exact line will almost always start playing in the video as I read it?!?
Lol 😂
@Bobby Allen you are either a Bot or clueless how elections work
He couldn’t have actually thought we would put up with another 4 years of him and his sweaty lips😂
As an alaskan, for the love of all things holy please no