Girls: I miss dating. Dating:
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- 게시일 2020. 05. 02.
- I just want to get back out there.
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why is joel so good at not having and having chemistry with himself
This comment is spot-on! Hahahaha
@@exitoemprendedor3094 lmao yea
Lmao
just like me hahaha... ooooh...
bruh why did my comment get so many likes im confused
the empty stare at the rick and morty socks conveyed more emotion than an entire movie could contain
It was the snapping out of the trance that slayed me
@@jasonsantiago6308 how do you still use that term Jesus fuck
@@jackblackfan4202 Who cares lol
@@jackblackfan4202 How is your life so shit that you worry about other people's choice of words? Lol get a life loser.
@@jackblackfan4202 I don't even know what word you mean? "Slayed"?
Inaccurate. Not even one picture of him holding a fish.
Its cause they were fake
Im sure the fishy guys have more confidence
Or the photo with big sunglasses taken at a weird angle inside his car
@@handsdowntoo7150 or the mandatory horrible extreme angles, like right under the chin 😂 sir idek what you really look like
hold
"He was nice" "he was nice" "yea nice""nice"
Im certain ive had this exact conversation with my friend
It definitely SOUNDED very authentic.
That musta been nice
nice
That's nice
yea nice
"I deep sea explador- explore- and skydi- ah, no - and spelunking" I cried
i also cried. The way he looks at the camera after makes me wonder whether it was even on purpose, but in a way that actually i don't want to know.
My favorite part! 😂😂😂
I DIED
@@ashleystewart34ify RIP. Your family will miss you.
Read this as it came on 😂
His speaking over her all the time and changing the subject before she can even answer... 80% of my dates lmao
I thought this is only happening in my country because our men R jerks but I know I read ur comment I felt relieved a little
Men...
oh god this just triggered a flashback from my worst date ever... not only was i being rapidly interviewed with no chance to ask anything back but the guy did not even remember my answers and kept asking me the same questions, sometimes even while i was in the middle of answering them. finally i had to say "well maybe if you just let me finish you'll find out" and he STILL didn't realise that he was being annoying. also he turned out to be kinda psycho so there's that...
Red flag !
Happens to me with any man tbh. And also, the flat out not listening to me when I'm right about anything.
Guy: "I wonder where we pay?"
Me: "Oh it's right over there."
Guy: "Hm, I'll go ask someone."
Me: "N-No you don't have to do that it's right there."
Guy: "Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us where to pay?"
Me: ..........
I honestly think men don't trust women to know what they're talking about.
This was a Greek tragedy from start to finish.
My favourite part of greek tragedies is when Nemesis is foreshadowed with the infamous Rick and Morty socks
When she screamed after I read this comment, I nodded in agreement
lmao I thought you did a reference to Greeks being good swimmers if you know what I mean
@@bigsmoke1787 My dog, you are not big smoke. Big smoke is cool
@@bigsmoke1787 it's reference from wolf of Wall Street.
When Jordon falls in swimming pool while high on drugs.
I like that the way you distinguish 'feminine' environments from 'masculine' is decorative lamps.
Is he wrong though?
@@Reaver34567 I think it's a solid artistic decision.
@@Reaver34567 lacks scented candles and oil diffusers
@@paulakerner7923 and unironic airbnb frames hanging on the wall ("Eat. Pray. Love.")
I have been variously decribed as "very male" and "the least gay person in the world". I can confirm that I have never installed a lamp shade and lived for three years with a bare light bulb and entirely blank white walls in my room.
I love the use of Rick and Morty socks as a red flag XD
This is why woke culture is a dead end.. women are not curious of the terrors we choose to ignore
@@smokill91 Hi what the fuck does this mean, I am so curious.
I’m just here to get a notif when @Eric Sol responds lol
Blue hair, septum piercing, more tatts than skin, some of the terrors we choose to ignore
@@smokill91 yeah what bro
Every girl knows what “he was nice” means
I'm not going for a second date😂
He was nice.. but no way in hell 😅
basically means he has no personality, being nice is the bare minimum
No chemistry!
@@thiswillnotdo6027 yup
This happens everytime I meet a new guy, one minute the hat is on the next minute I'm fighting his roommate in the parking lot because he thought I dented his '03 corolla back when I lived in Washington with Greg and Jose.
sorry, what, Please expand, this has got to be a fascinating story.
Greg and Jose sure are wacky guys
You guys remember Josephus, who everybody would just call Jose even tho he wasnt Latino, who dented this jagged ass toyota one time and told everyone it was supersourbob and everybody believed him? That was fun. Remember that, guys?
@@HorstEwald I remember
@@raymondbrendel2781 yees lmaoo
Going to a guys flat for a first date is not an option.
Big mistake there, honestly. That's how you end up on a cold case files episode or some bs
No woman in her right mind would do that
@@leoninenoble I legit had a college friend who went to the back of some guy’s van to see some puppies. Shockingly, there actually were puppies, and she did not get murdered.
@@nickcarroll8565 Holy fuck how can someone be that naive
@@leoninenoble we gave her so much shit for that. We’d always make fun of her asking her to step away from her drink for a few minutes.
You're really pretty in that blonde wig.
Thank you!!
Yeah seriously worth looking into doing more of ... for reasons. No hetero.
@@Joel-Haver 😜😫
Yea it really brought out your eyes and face shape. No homo.
Unironically you look really good. Frames your face really well.
the "princess! there's something i have to tell you!!" was honestly triggering
same, i cringed really hard
I jumped😭
It would have made more sense for a guy like this to say "m'lady"
@@graydenday3760 or "female"
I got a vivid image of the Cat Noir superhero greeting Ladybug.😂
I'm genuinely impressed about how well Joel has represented the dating experience as a girl. Everything from the guy desperately trying to impress with lies to the best friend instantly agreeing and not asking questions when you say you aren't seeing them again. 'Nice but no' is essentially girl talk for 'i can't prove that they are a murderer but there were too many red flags for me to risk it.'
@SørenCast Z I'm sorry you had that experience. Dating sucks.
@SørenCast Z Hey, don't worry, it's possible to not lie and still give off serial killer vibes.
@@grmpf I once told my fiancee when we started going out that when she'd come see my house for the first time she'd never leave...
Because you know, its very nice and well decorated...
5 years later and she still gives me shit about it.
@ right? Empathy is incredible lol
@@chastion3689 lmao, not gonna lie, I'd probably bring that up for the rest of my life, that's hilarious
2:31
"Yeah, I don't skydive, I stdeep sea expiddler explorer and skydi-ah no-and spelunking."
That was a beautiful sentence.
haha the look he gave at the end sealed it haha
I just thought you were different..😐
I think since he phrased all these as verbs it should have been "spelunk" )
He fucked up that line and kept it in and it's hilarious.
You should get a medal for this transcription 😄👍🏽
deep sea exploration and spelunking are way cooler than skydiving
Deep sea explidition*
69 likes nice (⌐■_■)
would be a shame if somebody ( •_•)>⌐■-■
Destroyed that (•_•)
you misspelled expladore
00:57 that little "ah" when he reacts to being called stupid
did he like it???
@@GeorgeWard14 he didnt, it was like:"ah, okay if you say so", he was hurt but he didnt want to mention it because it was already akward enough
@@hannvok thanks for explaining
I love that this is just genuine and not full of gender stereotypes. Like the conversation between the two male friends and two female friends is almost the same. Like it often is between close friends who are open with each other. It's nice to see dudes playing ladies just cuz and acting normal and not pull the whole "hahaha! I'm dressed as a lady! Isn't that hilarious?"
Ok there's very serious problems with your comment andto point out the fact that there were no "male friends" in this video would only be scratching the surface, so I will leave this one for the philosophers to figure out.
@@1Peasant I'm talking about the other videos in this trilogy. We're on the same side here friend. Let's try to educate rather than shame.
Well...yeah. Good points. I don't know how I got here and I didn't know there was a trilogy. Honestly I thought this was an exaggeration of a female conversation. I'll watch the full trilogy soon but I still am extremely doubting that it's going to be "realistic" if two males had a conversation that sounds anything like this.
You both are so polite or am I in a really calm state...
Luna sea and 1Peasant, polite internet discourse isn't dead.
You know it's bad when a girl says something is nice.
Nice
"Oh so he was nice?"
"Yeah, he was nice!"
"You gonna see him again?"
"No."
"No, I wouldn't either."
I've had this conversation too many times.
When I take a girl somewhere with automatic doors, I like to say "Let me get the door for you" and walk in front to trigger the door just before she gets there.
Its probably my best move.
Power is power.
Save some pussy for the rest of us
You're the fucker who my ex cheated on me with aren't you
Dude that is hilarious. I think I am going to use this one some day haha
why do i find these replies so funny 😭
Never, ever, show a girl your music the first date. Even if you make something amazing, do not ask a girl to evaluate something you truly love or create the first time you meet her. She will feel obligated to say something polite, but it will make almost anyone uncomfortable to be a judge of something a stranger made.
good take
I like how both this and the guys dating video shows two people who are so desperate for some kind of connection that they are willing to put up with so much bs in hoping to find the one redeemable quality the other person may have. I like to think Sarah isn't upset specifically about Matthew not skydiving, but rather finding out the one thing she thought she knew about Matthew being fake.
I like how u used matthew and sarah instead of john and beth
what really gets me here for some reason is that deep sea exploration and spelunking are both pretty fucking wild actually and i'm pretty sure they're both more dangerous than skydiving or at least not less
they are for sure more dangerous lol
I think the point is that the guy is clearly full of shit to the point that you don't really even have to ask if he's lieing about that too.
@@brianfrost303 probably, but either way it comes across like she sort of buys it and is just disappointed about it "only" being deep sea exploration and spelunking, which is somehow even funnier to me
@@MalkuthSephira true, the heart wants what it wants, when you're after a skydiver... a deep sea explorator or spelunkerer just doesn't cut it 😂
but a skydiver is in the sky; where are those other two huh?
"I lied again... I'm sorry..."
I'm dead. xD
It's not as bad when a guy tells you he lied instantly, not after sex
This is like exactly what a "artistic" indie movie would be.
It's giving me that vibes too lmao
It is an "artistic" indie movie.
Should be
This reminds of me of this bad movie called making the rules with robin thicke and Jaime Pressly. It was just so awkward from start to finish lol
Really weird that this one didn't work out for Nate. Surely if he asked her for foot pics it would've been a slam dunk.
You forgot the part where their age is messed up too.
*Spencer, 25*
_I'm actually 19 and my name is John idk why it's says that lol_
_Also that's not my dog, and that's definitely my nephew not my actual child._
What about the:
"Oh, that's not actually my dog, that's my nephew...."
What is WITH the people who pose with random dogs in their dating profiles?? There's so many of them! I always end up with: "oh, that's not actually my dog. It's my friend's dog. In truth, I hate dogs. Yeah I know I said I love dogs in my profile, but I only wrote that because everyone seems to live dogs, right? And I guess it makes me look more caring or something. But I never want to live with a pet. Ever. At all. I know you said your dream life is having lots of pets and your dream job is working in the animal industry...but if I impress you enough on this date, I'm sure you'd choose me over a dumb animal anyway, right?"
Just...wow....thanks for wasting my time. Bonus points if they're the type of asshole who expects me to dump my dog and cat at the pound if we move in together. Bold of you to assume you'll have a 2nd date after all these lies...let alone that we'll move in together one day! And even bolder for someone I've known for 17 minutes to assume he has a say in what happens to the dog I've had for 12 years and the cat ive had for 17 years! lol
@@handsdowntoo7150 Lot to take in here...
@SørenCast Z Oh, we're not dating them. We're swiping left for sure, but there are so many guys who put those exact things in their profiles and I don't know why they think that'll get them anywhere. It's like 50% of guys on dating apps too, it's crazy. I've had to do a lot of left swipes XD
@@handsdowntoo7150 too true
he's just rubbing highlighter on his face the whole time
I love it
That blonde wig is such good quality, I'm almost convinced you're my aunt.
She seems so sweet and kind and she's just out there looking for love.
Im rooting for her
Joel the rapid fire dialogue in this video proves you are the Howard Hawks of the 2020s, now where'd you get that gnarly Pac-Man shirt?
My mom sent me it! Look up Pac-Man button down and it comes up!
@@Joel-Haver are you a pessimist? Glass half full, glass half empty? Button up, button *down* ?
I am so old I thought it was a pyjama too! So he was dressed up to see her right?
@Big man I thought Dusk was making a joke tbh. It got me at first but upon THIRD read I laughed my ass off 😂
I’ve never lied but the look of despondent disappointment on the girls face is very familiar to me
You're a stranger to me dude, but let's sit down and real talk. 7 months ago you posted this, is this still legit? Does this still speak to you?
About me too but on the guys face
1:30 THIS IS A PERFERCT TOMMY WISEAU THE ROOM reference
I see you are a person of culture too.
Guys on dating sites are so paranoid. If you message first they assume you’re a catfish, and when you video chat them to prove you’re you, they think you’re the catfishes sister trying to trick them. Has happened to all my female friends to. Best to hook up at a bar
Its a serious issue because there's a huge scamming community set up in any and every dating site. It really sucks tbh
@@PaasolOfficial Is there really? I considered trying one but the thought of catfish changed my mind.
@@stupidrainbo yeah, there are a lot of scammers on online dating sites. That being said, they're usually targeted at men, and they tend to be pretty easy to sort out based on how they act. Anyone asking you to make any payments or sign up for something in order to meet are just trying to scam you. Just make sure the site you're on is one regularly used and trusted, and be smart. Its not an issue to the point of ruining the entire online dating scene.
@@PaasolOfficial Very helpful, thanks!
@@stupidrainbo no problem :)
"Skydiving"
"Skydiving?"
"Yeah, a lot of skydiving"
"Skydiving?"
"Yeah, a lot of skydiving"
This guy does a good job of capturing internal monologue while using tinder
Oh god, this made my palms sweat with memories of blind dating. I met this one guy, we met up twice. Went to a movie first; he seemed pretty normal. I went to his house the second time and he showed me his (poorly drawn) hentai sketchbook, and kicked his guinea pig's cage because it was making noise. That...unpredictability and stuff, it felt just like this video. -goes to get a bottle of wine- too real man.
Oh my god nooo 😫
Guinea Pig was probably eating his soul. Give the fuck a chance. Long Live Jesus.
how deep she stares into my soul when saying "she's excited to meet me." This 100 was not dialogue to John, but straight to me.
that’s literally tommy wiseau
How to die- first date at a guy or girls house, where they live, not a public place.
This is some of the most relatable content on KRplus, I'm a guy but I've had this sort of no chemistry/ try-hard small talk with a girl, heck just with people in general
"No..no..noo, oh no.., no, no, ..no.., no I wouldn't either, ..no.."
To be fair, deep sea expledition and spelunking are much more dangerous than skydiving
Deep sea skydiving is the most dangerous.
@@ShadeDrawsespecially with those sky caves
This is "I'm thinking of ending things" in a nutshell. This is what it feels like watching that movie without any context.
you overheard me telling this story to my friends right? like this literally happened to me on a tinder date. how did you do this
happened to every girl who made a mistake installing tinder
"i don't skydive, i deep sea expedor- explore"
he goes to art school and has a manbun and lives with his parents and wants to recreate avatar the last airbender using claymation
The word "wants" in this sentence is so powerful lmao
Now THAT was a rollercoaster
No offense, but that sounds attractive - an artist who does claymation and is probably not so desperate to get a job for rent that they seek out and encourage others to seek out passions instead of being stuck in a job that kills their soul just for housing? Also, his parents sound nice enough to be understanding that the housing costs are outrageous and the importance of art.
this is actually kinda cool ngl
"OMG he's all these things I don't like so I dated him"
I have a magic trick where I just never interact with people I don't like and they disappear
thank you for comedically playing a girl and not doing the "nasally dumb bimbo voice" lol your natural voice is funnier than that anyway
Imagine a girl who watched Joel's videos actually dating him, she would be like, expecting some sort of joke or twist at any moment and Joel is just being Joel and she thinks it's part of joke of his to act completly normal.
I am so impressed with your range. Thanks for taking acting in female roles so seriously.
Never go over to someone's house while you're getting to know them. Always go to well-lit public places.
Every single skit sounds like you’re winging it
That's what makes it realistic tbh. I've never not tried to not try my hand at winging it.
When it comes to life, you just can't help but wing it ya know?
iirc they've said they improvise a reasonable amount within the sketches and from the occasional outtakes in credits you can tell that's the case. e.g. in the video "guy who has a time machine and uses it to watch forgettable movies"
Do you have a script for interactions in real life?
I'm surprised this stuff hasn't went viral yet really
you're watching it happen right now lol. the algorithm has taken hold!
Me, apparently: "I want to experience the awkwardness of dating, while I'm single and alone." This guy: "I can help you with that. Here's the most painfully awkward conversation possible."
Joel as a blonde:
Me: r/confusedboners
Don't worry, if you say "no homo" its all gud.
@@weneedmoreconsideratepeopl4006 💀💀
My favorite line has always been "Yeah! Yeah, I love those pictures. It made you seem like a wild spirit. I was excited to meet you." best delivery 😂
Listen, I know you probably get this a lot, but I genuinely believe this should be more popular. It's like I've found something that has been missing in my youtube experience for years. Your animation is really great, but this style of video is by far my favorite. Keep it up.
They always wanna know _why you skydive_ but never _why you_ *don’t* _skydive._
This was so good. It had it's funny parts but the some serious as well as relatable ones too. Also I realized that the Hahaha I'm a man in a wig so it's funny joke wasn't in it after the end. Like unconsciously I was waiting for that overused joke until it just didn't happen. Really liked that feeling
1:45 the dude sitting posture followed by that startle had me screaming 🤣😂
I love how he stumbles on his words but doesn’t edit it out. You’re a genius! And I’m dying 😂💀
Excuse me, it seems you might be exhibiting a style of humor that has not been released yet, please cease your production or face legal repercussions. Yours truly.
The outdoorsy photos on the dating profile are so spot-on. When I joined Tinder after ending a six year relationship, I kept finding all these guys with outdoorsy photos, and I was scrolling like "Where are all the basement gremlin nerd guys I usually date???" I am a basement gremlin, too, and I don't think I could handle the pressure of dating a guy who exploridunks! So, fellas, just please be honest in your dating profiles, seriously.
If anybody else recognized the song it's called soul and mind and is popular for being in the game "Getting Over It"
Ironically he makes a surprisingly pretty woman
Ive just been watching these videos for about two hours now and im not stopping
The little smile at 2:38
So much energy in this one - loved it!
I have to say, i am confused and intrigued
I just found your channel today, I love how unrelateable but also relateable all your characters are.
Legit why I don’t skydive anymore 😤
Because it's really a front for your other hobbies - deep sea exploration and spelunking?
It may seem exaggerated here, but that kind of awkward conversation is all too common for me..
Moral of the story: DON’T YOU EVER go intosomeoneyouaremeetingthefirsttimeinperson’s house and DON’T YOU EVER TRUST everything that someone writes about themselves on the Internet.
Always meet in public and tell someone you are close to or know enough to call friend where you are and who you are supposed to meet just in case :)
it pains me to have to give this compliment but thank you for portraying men and women in a way that is genuinely realistic and not just some weird misogynist stream of consciousness
This is the polar opposite of relatable content and I am here for it
1:05 the kankles and the Rick and Morty socks I'm dying 🤣🤣
Joel has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen personally.
The hat part is SO true. When I'm talking to a guy on a dating app, I'll ask him a question like that, and he will legit just respond in the driest way possible. "That's just something I got" like...Why did you even bother matching with me if you're not going to engage in any type of conversation with me?!
The look of infinite disappointment starting at 2:15-
That's like Meryl Streep level
Fuck, how good is it that we have found this youtube channel from a weird animation video and now I am spending my time binge-watching all these old new videos. Awesome.
Am I the only one who appreciates his honesty? Not many people IRL wouldn't ignore the lies that they made and became the foundation of their signification's other relationship.
You admire Mr.I-Did-Not-Make-Song?
He is an amazing actor across the board, from voice inflection to timing to facial expressions....hilarious dude
2:51 instant PTSD from the Getting Over It soundtrack
I love how you didn't even shave the beard. It should totally clash, but honestly it makes the uncanniness 10x funnier
So my internet is shit, right? Well as I was watching this, the video went black and cut off right as the needle dropped onto the record. That was just golden😂😂
0:22 love how you stare into the camera rather than yourself in the mirror! Fantastic sketch :D
Perfectly captured the delicate balance of the friend to not be pessimistic while knowing it's probably not gonna go super well lol
"You made this?"
*immediately stops the record*
"There is something I must say..."
Idk why that part fucking killed me
this was the most realistic 3-minute fever dream i've ever encountered on youtube
This is truly something else. Love it!
Joel! You are so incredibly talented! You are going to get your own show soon!!
I feel like these videos usually start out with Joel talking to himself and then being like
...... I should record this
the heart attack from the lean down had me dead
That little glance to the camera at 2:39 was incredible Tim Heidecker.
dude the dialogue is insane, well done.
The zoom into the rick and morty socks
This blond wig makes your eyes pop bro
2:33 when you look into the camera after messing that line up i just felt bliss/10
The shot where she's looking at his Rick and Morty socks is just incredible filmaking. Great job, Joel!