Two hot girls on a park bench
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- 게시일 2020. 07. 28.
- It's a scorcher.
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The bloom slightly increasing throughout ... it’s the little things
"slightly"
I had to blink extra to make sure it wasn't me
Pure genius, I died watching it keep getting brighter
amazing 😂
the actresses you work with greatly surpass the men IMHO... who are these dynamite ladies on display here???
"You're my dynamite gal"
I love the bearded one.
You're only saying that because they're hot.
DYNO-MITE
"This is an A B Conversation, so C yourself out" made me laugh harder than I should've
'Alienation in the Soviet economy'? You're so naughty!
"Abidyadoo Tidaloo"
Holy smokes that got me
Bless you
It was the squeaky eyeballs for me
“What’s your number?”
“What’s my number? Six. What’s yours?”
🤣 I’ve never heard anyone else do that. I used to say that to annoy people
Wow that blonde wig looks good on everyone
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirt LMAO
I thought the first hat was good but when I saw the second hat I was like 1:40
Agreed
Why did this actually make me feel really good about being a woman
The bloom
@@jimjim9405 underrated comment
I'm glad Joel Haver is bringing the phenomenological difficulties hot girls face. As I heard in a philosophy KRplus video a while ago, "hot girls have hot problems too, [we're] just like you, except that [we're] hot".
Wait, what video was that? Was it Abigail who said it after her coming out? Might help narrow it down.
I love Monty Python and Tim and Eric kind of humour. Sadly, i've seen all of their sketches and full films.
But... You rescued me. Thanks for being so extravagantly absurd and ironic. Greets from Poland.
sry for bothering and i dont want to annoy you but it is *greetings from poland* i hope i dont bother you
@@f0rk723 You do not bother ma at all! Pozdrowienia!:)
Holy fuck the bloom increasing just murdered me i had to rewatch because I was just laughing at the bloom
Such a gentle and abrupt ending. Awes!
Perhaps the only moment in cinematic history where squeaky eye noises were obviously self made by a character directly after Hegel was mentioned, while simultaneously showcasing a nipslip of sorts. I'm not sure why exactly, but definitely bravo.
I died laughing when I saw the Phenomenology of Spirit. Then had a panic attack remembering trying to read it for my philosophy degree
"Six, what's yours?" That killed me
Us hot girls have to deal with that ALL the time. Ty for bringing it to light!
Slowly increasing in brightness whenever I converse with a fellow hot girl is a serious sight issue, and I’m thankful it’s been platformed.
Hello Joel's Mom
@@Spencer_G wait is that really Joel’s mom 🤣
Holy crap that IS Joel’s mom. Nice.
@@Spencer_G Hi 😊
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit made this scene for me
The best part is just how polite those guys are
polite would be not interrupting their conversation in the first place
@@bennylava14 chill.
So polite that I thought it was Canada
@@bennylava14 bruh
Yeah if only guys would really just say sorry for bothering you and leave 😅 these scenarios often get scary in real life and it was nice to see this alternate reality
Came for the comedy, stayed for the book recommendation.
As if anyone could read Hegel's Phenomenplogy of Spirit. Fake.
Maybe that’s why she’s so hot?
As if anyone could read.
That's not even a book I think, probably he just made it up for the video. Hegel wtf is that thats not even a real name
@@celebalert5616 are you, um, silly? You have a computer in your hand.
@@ve-e-ch7005 imagine reading
If I was reading either of those I'd probably be dying for small talk too
Joel, your channel is criminally-underviewed. I've been sharing it with everyone I know! Your work is so wholesome and every video you make feels just right. Just keep putting in the work and everyone's gonna know you soon enough! The world wants more of Joel Haver and we're just now finding out about him!
The sound effect when Joel wiped his eyes 😫
It's not even a sound effect. He makes this sound and that makes it 100 times better
Hotness Rating
Girl Joel < Portrait of Joel on Fire
Honestly I ship it 0.0
I really like the filter effect and how it just gets stronger through the bit
The film's with Patrick Quinn are hilarious. Hope to see more, if he's not already in Hollywood.
Casually reading Hegel’s “Phenomenology of the Spirit” lol
That 🌟 STAR-EFFECT Focus you used on JUST the 2 "young ladies" on the bench seemed to get more & more INTENSE as the skit progressed.
This video will be the start of #HotgirlsreadHegel
The number 6 actually suits her very well. It wouldn’t have worked with any other number.
Theres too many books, i couldnt keep track
The subtle video effect adds a lot
Those women were positively Guh-LOWING!!! I just love it!
I can't believe I just discovered this channel!!! Your videos are gold!!
This one is a hidden gem
That bench pick up line was next level
Those girls have more control over their hearts than I do. Those eye rubbing sound effects would have me falling head over heels
How did you find both of my favorite books?
check out the gams on those dames 👀
This was remarkably wholesome.
I expected them to take off and fly away into another dimension while holding hands
This sketch was funny but I can't stop looking at her copy of Phenomenology of Spirit
W H A T C O U L D I T M E A N
Can't stop looking at your profile pic.
@@BARMAXAR touché
had me blinking a ton near the end, i thought my contacts were smudged or something
I just want to read a book about Hegels.
This is my favorite one.
Not a single dislike, the way things should be
@@berensteinbear5916 Ok but like... after months it's literally only you. Congrats.
Edit: for context, most videos will have 10% as many dislikes as likes. So right now it should have around 25... but it has 1.
@@berensteinbear5916 The streak is finally over 😔
"Alienation and the Soviet Economy" destroyed me, holy shit that was a funny reveal
why does absolutely NO ONE talk about the glow effect getting cranked up at the end of the video lol
Someone did haha 4 weeks ago and the comment has like 250 likes.
Those gams are giving me the vapors
I am crying
6. . that cracked me up. :D
Damn, Joel! Could you get me one of those girls numbers please? I owe you man.
The first one's number is 6
I could feel a real stream of consciousness flowing here
I don't know if it was intended but it's a brilliant humorous way to show how annoying can be to be a woman and get that annoying interruption of men that have been teach that's how you charm a lady in any situation. I can't blame women for thinking men are stupid if they have to deal with this kind of things.
Maybe there are a % of woman who do the same with hot guys but I'm sure is not as high as men, I've seen men doing that but never a woman.
I tried walking over to two women talking at a bar.
Just asked if I could sit down there and join their conversation, because I was alone at that bar, and just wanted some human social interaction. Nothing more.
Little did I know I would get yelled at as a pervert and all other things by those two sjw women, saying me and men like me where the problem with society, and the one ranted for perhaps 3-5 minutes about how bad I was for walking up to them.
Oh well, they are allowed to IMAGINE that every guy wants to sleep with them.
@@loadingmikke7451 well when it happens once is ok, but you don't know if they have lived the experience of men asking just to talk like you and trying something else after some hours or some minutes, I have never seen a girl doing that in the opposite way to be honest, but if I'm having a good time with my friend and some random person comes to join of course I'll be pissed too, maybe they were not as polite as you expected but I think you can take it the same way they overcome other kind of problems with men.
I get the sense that if we asked those women about this interaction, it would sound just a little different
Men who unironically say “SJW” tend to mischaracterize these things just a tad
this is a good problem to have..
@@worstelldaniel What is "the sense" you get about women who unironically say "SJW".
I’m gonna use the molten hot pocket core line though
I think I'm in love..
Thats exactly how the average "Phenomenology of spirit'" reader looks like
I. Love this one.
Not gonna lie, the actresses in this video were smokin hot
I have that same book!!
I love that they're super nice actually
Not sure why but this might be one of my favourites :)
God, I would never have the confidence to wear a dress in public.
I find it funny how this was also done in public
Them books
Fine I’ll watch it
Trying to decide if this passes the Bechdel test. I think so!!!!
Male Joel's hat is outstanding in this one.
Most unrealistic part of this is that the girls are hot inside of cold
This vids making my astigmatism do somersaults.
Both smart ladies
did we ascend into heaven during this ????
This is why Jeff needs his roommate
Blonde has dreamy eyes
Intellectuals at the finest
Come on, give this guys a chance. They tried hard and they had balls to approach You.
That was such a 6 thing to say
Yay my two favorite waifu😂🌈🇺🇸
Hegals
Just another day in a hot girls life.
That hat tho. /10
Wtf is that hat?! I love it
The fucking lens flare
🧡💚💙💜🤎🖤❤🤩I want your books!
She said "crazy style" instead of insaneo style.
Tell me why Patrick looked like Joel for a split minute
yas hot girl academics
Can I use that
Two girls and one German ❤
Omg, my number is 6, too!
haha
6 is also my number.
I'm gay
And like
Joel makes the cutest girl
This is so weird help me
I feel that
Idk why I expected him to have actual women, but this is arguably better
Also, were there any strange reactions from everyone else in the park?
This seems inaccurate, every girl I know always thinks its too cold out even when it's like 95 degrees and I'm sweating my balls off
She should have said 9 xD
Nice
Oh God, this is so weird.😆