Don't Stand By Me

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  • 게시일 2020. 10. 09.
  • For some, it's the last real smell of innocence, and the first real smell of life. But for everyone, it's the time that memories are made of.
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댓글 • 215

  • @brandondester8922
    @brandondester8922 3 년 전 +987

    It's crazy to think that Joel Haver and Dylan Dexter were 25 when they were in this. It's a little noticeable that they're not 12, but its made up for by their superb acting. True Steve Mcqueen's of their era.

    • @dobdoby6017
      @dobdoby6017 3 년 전 +2

      Hi!

    • @dobdoby6017
      @dobdoby6017 3 년 전 +1

      @@user_name_redacted Haha fucken right man have a good day love you bro

    • @Rocky-gs6mb
      @Rocky-gs6mb 3 년 전 +3

      What are you talking about?! Steve McQueen was exactly 16 years old when he shot 'The Blob'! How else did he portray a 16 year old boy so accurately?!

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 3 년 전 +1

      Is that John Bonham?

    • @eliforeal5261
      @eliforeal5261 3 년 전 +1

      And you know what else? It's actually only the two actors playing four roles. Quite impressive

  • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
    @Nemo7The7Pirate7 3 년 전 +490

    They act the most convincing kids.

  • @bsqrd
    @bsqrd 3 년 전 +439

    Poor old Samson, he farted himself to death :(

  • @jasonbuechel6235
    @jasonbuechel6235 3 년 전 +329

    2:06 Forget the farts, I'm worried about that splash zone!

    • @penny1992
      @penny1992 3 년 전 +19

      Subtle ad for face masks

    • @zach3699
      @zach3699 3 년 전 +7

      The irony is they cant sniff him. They have the dreaded Covid ;(

    • @alessioarbustini5533
      @alessioarbustini5533 2 년 전

      and he usually does not seem to spit. It must be some acting technique

  • @AnimeGIFfy
    @AnimeGIFfy 3 년 전 +188

    I like how the character without a lisp is spitting all over the place when he's yelling, while the character WITH a lisp isn't.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 년 전 +3

      Dammit. Exactly what I was gonna say.

    • @deathsagaXX
      @deathsagaXX 3 년 전 +7

      I mean one is screaming in sunlight, the other isn't?

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 3 년 전 +263

    “When the night, has come.
    And it smells like farts.
    Don’t you stand, stand by me” 🎶 🎵

    • @sudmuck
      @sudmuck 3 년 전 +6

      Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.

  • @spider-spectre
    @spider-spectre 3 년 전 +159

    Love how the 12 year olds have their car keys on the table

  • @Logan-go4rn
    @Logan-go4rn 3 년 전 +149

    I did fact-check it, and I read that Samson farted himself to death inside ol Arnie's new car

  • @codyclarke
    @codyclarke 3 년 전 +94

    immaculate spit lighting!

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 3 년 전 +211

    Not being able to remember the intricacies of the original story, my mind has now convinced me this to be canon

  • @MichaelNatrin
    @MichaelNatrin 3 년 전 +148

    I like the turtleneck

    • @Tyronejizz
      @Tyronejizz 3 년 전

      @Travis Fresh not that there is anything wromg with that...

  • @denefbla
    @denefbla 3 년 전 +53

    "Cuz he didn't have to live in a world with a ...FUCK!" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @aadultwalk
    @aadultwalk 3 년 전 +122

    This man had 2k subs in October 2020 and has dropped feature films and sketches every week no matter what. I respect the determination and perseverance, a true example of good things coming to those who wait

    • @michaelfetter5413
      @michaelfetter5413 2 년 전 +4

      He's from Connecticut and look at the sets. He was born rich af and had no pressure or need to drain himself working. That's how he had the time and energy. Born into money.

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 년 전 +6

      @@michaelfetter5413 I mean for a while he lived in that apartment that his dads friend gave their family so he wasn’t paying rent but aside from that I think it’s unfair to assume, especially considering how tiny the condo his mom moved into after his dad died was and that he uses his friends houses for a lot of the sets.

    • @Mike-qc1os
      @Mike-qc1os 10 개월 전 +2

      @@michaelfetter5413I'm pretty sure the dude lives out of a van. There is no need to diminish someone else's work with slander. We are not crabs in a bucket, do better

    • @michaelfetter5413
      @michaelfetter5413 10 개월 전

      @@Mike-qc1os Lol you are crazy

    • @convoree
      @convoree 10 개월 전 +1

      ​​@@michaelfetter5413ow is it crazy of the OP to tell you to stop assuming about someone else's life? You're just dismissing the work that goes into making these videos

  • @SepTeena
    @SepTeena 2 년 전 +17

    This was so good, that I became upset when it ended abruptly...forgetting that these films usually are short to begin with. I would have watched this entire full length feature film.

  • @minerman60101
    @minerman60101 3 년 전 +5

    I loved the Magic cards being used for poker

  • @thelonleypancake
    @thelonleypancake 3 년 전 +19

    i love how you attacked yo self with that over exposed light on you, just a funny detaile

  • @hb6839
    @hb6839 2 년 전 +2

    Samson Joel is the preciousest thing I didnt expect to see

  • @highlevelwizard9788
    @highlevelwizard9788 3 년 전 +7

    I think the genius of your shorts is the high quality juxtaposed to seemingly “low effort” pp humour that almost completely chaotic. It reminds me of the dumb videos my buddies and I used to make in high school except it’s shot by Sundance directors.

  • @evangeline.s8844
    @evangeline.s8844 3 년 전 +9

    Now I understand why he doesn’t want them to stand by him

  • @ArcaneGinger
    @ArcaneGinger 3 년 전 +3

    Samson was beautifully acted out.. as a kid I knew so many kids like him. I can almost hear him say "I'm gunna tell mom on you!!"

  • @HydlideS
    @HydlideS 3 년 전 +13

    I lost my farts at "horrible fart disease".

  • @guspewe
    @guspewe 년 전 +2

    Joel truly needs to be in an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

  • @ryancummins4913
    @ryancummins4913 2 년 전 +2

    I'm almost in tears laughing at this! You've turned such a serious and iconic movie moment into something so unrelated and unimportant in THE FUNNIEST WAY

  • @kallmecate
    @kallmecate 3 년 전 +8

    Splendid Spitting!

  • @justicebaker9148
    @justicebaker9148 3 년 전 +4

    the greatest stand by me parody there ever was

  • @DavesFriends
    @DavesFriends 3 년 전 +9

    I know this friend. I know this friend too well

  • @lakej7953
    @lakej7953 3 년 전 +3

    I can't get over the absurdity of the phrase "on average smell like farts."

  • @teorovvoelnorgolid8882

    The part where you bust into A Flock of Seagulls "I Ran (So Far Away)" makes me lose it

  • @sicksour7791
    @sicksour7791 3 년 전 +1

    You guys are actual geniuses!!! can't believe I found y'all when you were this small, y'all are gonna blow up!!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 년 전 +1

    This is such a great movie. A real classic.

  • @Mehow80
    @Mehow80 3 년 전 +38

    That's not how you play magic the gathering

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 년 전 +8

      It’s like Pokémon nobody actually new how to play

    • @StatueOfEthan
      @StatueOfEthan 3 년 전 +4

      forget the cards, this man said he smells like farts!

    • @neuronaut8030
      @neuronaut8030 3 년 전 +5

      It's MTG played "dirty street style". Enchantment goes on enchantment, creature on creature, artifacts are wild...UNO out bitches!

    • @zatoichiMiyamoto
      @zatoichiMiyamoto 3 년 전

      Where are the card sleeves?????

  • @BeBackWhenever
    @BeBackWhenever 3 년 전 +55

    I love the excessive spitting. Fine work, gentlemen. This one is a classic

  • @rybread5718
    @rybread5718 3 년 전 +2

    Holy shit, man. That one had me cracking up so bad!

  • @rainingfallout3043
    @rainingfallout3043 3 년 전 +3

    Your irl skits are underrated

  • @sundaymourning5329
    @sundaymourning5329 2 년 전 +1

    You took one of my all-time favorite movies and have now made one of my all-time favorite sketches. Superb job, Fart-Face.

  • @CaptPicard81
    @CaptPicard81 3 년 전

    I love that white and pink and blue windbreaker. It's a real treat when it's in these vids.

  • @colindenny1236
    @colindenny1236 3 년 전

    This video is so good!

  • @RedChems
    @RedChems 2 년 전 +2

    This was excellent (also love the MAD magazines, I have soo many of those). It's actually kinda weird to think how good of a movie and novella Stand By Me/The Body was considering the entire premise was 4 kids going to see a dead body.

  • @devilbrine8198
    @devilbrine8198 3 년 전 +2

    Where are all your subscribers? Seriously what the hell, this is too good man!

  • @icarorodrigues8501

    nice to see you are good, my man.

  • @thename5069
    @thename5069 3 년 전

    People be spittin bars n fire but you just be straight spittin

  • @micahseidel1545
    @micahseidel1545 2 년 전 +1

    I like how they're wearing mics

  • @bouy4924
    @bouy4924 3 년 전 +1

    You deserve more viewers.

  • @michaeldavidnvitales
    @michaeldavidnvitales 2 년 전 +1

    “You! One of you, smell me. Just smell me. Sniff me! SNIF ME! Cmon, just a quick sniff!”
    😂

  • @TheBlackLobo
    @TheBlackLobo 3 년 전 +1

    This has the exact same energy as the whoopee cushion segment from “I Think You Should Leave”

  • @remyd.s2286
    @remyd.s2286 2 년 전

    I keep coming back to this video. I can't stop quoting it. Help

  • @glitch4465
    @glitch4465 3 년 전 +4

    Literally my reaction as a 12 year old when someone insulted me

  • @LoafAround
    @LoafAround 3 년 전 +1

    It took way too long for me to find this channel!

  • @mr.channel6467
    @mr.channel6467 3 년 전 +2

    Nice Kx250 in the back man

  • @brandondester8922
    @brandondester8922 3 년 전 +24

    Second comment but I had to. Never go full lisp.

  • @shadowfall2011
    @shadowfall2011 3 년 전 +4

    I can't believe how hard I laughed at this

  • @edwardp5748
    @edwardp5748 2 년 전

    yes.

  • @milkman2962
    @milkman2962 2 년 전 +1

    I like how the sunlight helped in showing the saliva spitting everywhere

  • @darkdreamsdontdie7785

    What a way to go

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 3 년 전

    Stand By Me is my favorite movie. This is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @GimmeAweapon
    @GimmeAweapon 3 년 전 +2

    “Don’t fact check that or look into it cuz there’s no articles on it” XD haha

  • @VaruniaKhan
    @VaruniaKhan 2 년 전

    when you and the homies just gotta belt out A Flock Of Seagulls

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124

    The comedy is really good, bro.

  • @dysphunktion
    @dysphunktion 년 전

    I still cry when Dreyfuss narrates. I rented this VHS when it came out, I was like I dunno, 5 or something. Cried then...still cry now. :\ No idea why...

  • @The5DollarFilmSchool
    @The5DollarFilmSchool 3 년 전 +21

    Dude we all know one guy who smells like farts!

  • @noahmorales9717
    @noahmorales9717 3 년 전

    This is essentially an I Think You Should Leave sketch

  • @DoctorScrimguard
    @DoctorScrimguard 3 년 전

    (Fades away into obscurity)

  • @mattw4065
    @mattw4065 3 년 전

    Man, this is incredible. Great parody and you have 2 actors playing 4 characters without ever breaking the 180° rule

  • @thescatologistcopromancer3936

    the spitting had me shitting

  • @GoldenSpoon109
    @GoldenSpoon109 3 년 전 +15

    Unfortunately, I smelled like Miles in middle school 😭😭

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  3 년 전 +23

      You might want to get your fart ducts checked for fart disease 😔😔😔

    • @GoldenSpoon109
      @GoldenSpoon109 3 년 전 +14

      @@Joel-Haver Just got it checked out and apparently both ducts are afflicted by Fart Disease. Time to go join the associated Facebook group.

    • @jihadalott992
      @jihadalott992 3 년 전 +6

      Oh man, I once at some pizza rolls for breakfast in high school and than had weight lifting 2nd period of class. Had the absolute worst farts ever and kept trying to crop dust to avoid people finding out it was me. Problem was that the weight rooms was pretty small. Man it was a terrifying memory for me at the time but now I can laugh at it and look back at those times fondly.
      Oh yeah, it was also squat day to make it worse.

    • @StatueOfEthan
      @StatueOfEthan 3 년 전

      @@jihadalott992 :0

  • @taylordukes1658
    @taylordukes1658 2 년 전

    I believe you Joel

  • @MrJurgenman
    @MrJurgenman 3 년 전 +1

    2020: Don't Stand By Me

  • @madelynmartin3413
    @madelynmartin3413 3 년 전

    This is genius

  • @pleasureincontempt3645

    Man, you guys even have a, “my Buddy”

  • @nikola4962
    @nikola4962 3 년 전

    I don't know why I like your videos

  • @lunakid12
    @lunakid12 3 년 전 +1

    "One of you.. You! No, you..., smell me!"

  • @Yiazmat180
    @Yiazmat180 2 년 전

    Joel and gang are confirmed MtG players and you cannot convince me otherwise.

  • @lane_m
    @lane_m 3 년 전 +10

    Christ, how does this have less than 1000 views?

  • @leavethisemptier
    @leavethisemptier 3 년 전

    Quality

  • @maxinator317
    @maxinator317 년 전

    This is the best I think you should leave sketch that wasn't made by tim robinson or anyone on that show for that show

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck 3 년 전 +1

    The kid version of 'funny how?'

  • @psoteriou3884
    @psoteriou3884 3 년 전

    "Joel... Joel... Joel... Joel..." Stop that, you can't fade into that internal monologue thing.

  • @of_the_Word
    @of_the_Word 11 개월 전

    Is that the Mad Hatter? He’s an odd bird. And his car broke down.

  • @ueltrades9479
    @ueltrades9479 3 년 전

    I’ve seen people duplicate themselves just for a video, but duplicating TWO people for a video. Now that’s genius

  • @mordekaihorowitz
    @mordekaihorowitz 3 년 전 +1

    This feels like a Tommy DeVito origin story. "How am I funny?" "What do you mean I smell like farts?"

  • @peppereaterlivestream4357

    1:40 Joel is a golden god

  • @levimcglinchey5843

    That fucking jacket though

  • @Clothear
    @Clothear 3 년 전

    @Joel Haver... I that kinda a Goodfellas vibe, I was waiting for the beat down lol

  • @hawk_flawk
    @hawk_flawk 3 년 전

    Idk if that was actual spit flying from his mouth, but that was a nice touch

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 3 년 전 +1

    reading this while eating chilli for breakfast

  • @corruptedsimone2833

    This rules

  • @RLee-we1fc
    @RLee-we1fc 2 년 전

    A My Buddy doll

  • @johnnyruan5326
    @johnnyruan5326 년 전

    The spitting whilst shouting is so method

  • @jakecrowe3797
    @jakecrowe3797 년 전

    Almost didn’t notice the Magic cards. 😅

  • @toccabrigitte2684
    @toccabrigitte2684 2 년 전

    He could have just gone with them to see the dead body. By the time they reached it, the scent of decaying flesh would have masked the fart. It would have been a win-win.

  • @PCReboot
    @PCReboot 3 년 전

    1:54 almost got the RPG guy

  • @jedcasillas5171
    @jedcasillas5171 3 년 전

    0:28 is exactly Bob Odenkirk

  • @redactedc1928
    @redactedc1928 3 년 전

    The turtle neck makes this.

  • @camdenberry
    @camdenberry 3 년 전

    Where do you find all these amazing sets? I haven't been in a treehouse in like 20 years lol

  • @sparklinglemon-limepop8442

    watching this on 2x speed = best decision i made this day

  • @ooohry
    @ooohry 3 년 전

    magazine reading joel is acting as michael swaim from cracked acting as a 12 year old.

  • @waveforthefrequencies

    There have been times where I felt like I was going to fart myself to death. I feel that pain.

  • @nickjones6707
    @nickjones6707 3 년 전 +5

    I hate rolling snake eyes while play Magic the Gathering. Classic

  • @rrsometimesa2239
    @rrsometimesa2239 3 년 전

    I literally just watch the fart doctor video just before this lol

  • @CrimbusDaJimbus
    @CrimbusDaJimbus 3 년 전 +2

    Lmao, love that they're playing BS with magic cards