Some Distressing News for the American People
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 22.
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"love you guys"
"byee love you too"
the american dream
Scott Mills would be proud
also known as Canada
No he’s referring to the cool America that’s going to invade Canada for the Maple syrup
I would be thrilled if we had a president that was such a good person that I felt comfortable hearing that, and saying it in return.
Every one of those reporters has conflict of interest.
Very, very makes sense.
This was my favorite part
can't wait to confuse people by saying this
Stuff it, big guy
Very respect to your business
Best part for sure haha
"Those numbers are haunted"
I want a haunted number
That's how you get the "7 Days" voicemail. Not worth it.
What if the relatives of the dead guys start calling you? Sometimes I get calls from my dead grandmother. Creepy as fuck.
I used to have a number which spelled VAMP and I got dozens of haunted house phone calls until I found their website and saw they were advertising my number.
Transylvania-6-5000!
Pretty sure the real haunting is scam callers and they plague my phone number already...
The world would be a better place if every press conference ended with the speaker saying "I love you" and the press saying it back
That does sound cute when thinking about it
the funniest part was the deliberation before "too much context"
He's gotta be a blank slate. When you think about it, it very makes sense.
Like Europe? No, ew.
fuck ew
EU
lol yea, what's next. Using the metric system? come on!
That's pretty much your everyday american response to something from Europe.
@@Laerei and vice versa
An ongoing president character does have comedic potential if you ever wanna reuse this guy I'd watch it. Great skit!
Non-descript President Guy 2024
“We ran out of wars, we have done all of them”
@@zatoichiMiyamoto "Sir, have we tried Canada? They're literally right up there, I think we'd be able to take them!"
@@jamesmoore3879 “Canada! They didn’t even have an army!. What are we going to air strike? Fuckin mounted rangers?!”
Well, you're absolutely in luck. We got another one about the most depressing thing ever
Poor big guy. And just after he got laid off from his job of making serving sizes. Can't catch a break
Underrated comment!
Just let him sing
No you are thinking of tiny guy. Big guy got a raise
Questioning(internally) being singled out as "big guy" in a casual greeting, this struck the chord.
I've been called "Big Guy" before and it is weirdly insulting as an adult. This was an accurate reaction
Enormous Fella
Yeah, it's like you in fact some toddler
As insulting ad being called "young man" by a woman 2 years younger than you?
I,m actually quite small an I get called big guy all the time
"They're haunted" I knew it!
#BigGuysNotBig
The phone letters was actually the only good idea lol
and the shorter numbers
longer numbers would work too
but then you end up using actual words for phone numbers 😅🤣
My phone number is AX800-39F5
Hexadecimal has entered the chat.
symbols like the dollar sign, peace sign and heart
"Every possible number is accounted for" XDDD
Every comedy show that's not hiring you as a script writer is losing money. Damn you are good.
Stop giving SNL ideas, we need Joel free to create outside of those bubbles
I want Joel to succeed but I think corporate would kill the spirit of all this
Joel has once said he wouldn't want to be in the "film" industry
Ironically, he doesn't write anything, he improvises on an idea and edits it together
No, they would turn him like what happened to Kyle Mooney. The guy was a comedic genius (check out his old videos from the channel Good Neighbor) and in SNL he's constrained. That can't happen to Joel.
“Very makes sense”
Haunted phone numbers. Absolutely love the fact that no one even debated that
Seriously underrated channel.
Not anymore haha, crazy how he's blown up so fast. When I started watching him like 2 weeks ago he was at 75k
Took long enough but the recognition he and his friends deserve is well on the way. Very much earned for all the hardwork they put into every sketch. The amount of heart in their content is phenomenal.
You must be proud of your son...he has such a supportive family
@@hotpotato98 I'm always extremely proud of him. I'm also extremely happy for him. He's getting the recognition I feel he deserves. He works very hard. Thank you for supporting him :)
I read this as “sexually underrated channel” and i still agreed.
"But, umm... those numbers are haunted."
The concept isn't his best but the execution is so fucking good I'm in awe, might be one of the best sketches off the back of the delivery.
Haver / Big Guy 2020
This is a real thing that happened with IP addresses, and they did start using letters!
Waste of time, stupid idea.
A bit of an oversimplification of IPv6 but close enough!
1-800-DED-BEEF
@@marredcheese sounds haunted and unsanitary to me, prolly need to wash my hands after the tcp-handshake
Why is this guy so underrated???
hard to say. i just discovered this channel yesterday and have since watched about 100 videos. pretty damn solid.
@@hunkyhenry6092 same!
i didnt find a video that was rated badly?
Why is why the why of why in why? Somebody please answer me. This question is important to me. Seriously.
not underrated, underappreciated
I like that your videos seem to be addressing real life but really aren't.
Plot twist, ‘Big Guy’ is an infamous trafficker around the globe and hes hiding all the other numbers
underneath his big trench coat! Of course!
This is what it felt like when I was a kid and they added area codes lol
"Those phone numbers are haunted" slayed me.
Oh! I get to haunt mine now! Bonus!
I'm going to start avoiding current political arguments by saying "Too much context." No one will understand, and it will be hilarious to me.
I kinda wish the "big guy" actually got a boost of confidence from being called big
That’s what people who call average sized people “big guy” want them to feel but it just sounds like they’re being ironic and they think you’re small haha.
so much comedy packed into the last 30 secs i love it. the metanarrative was great
Got strong Value Select vibes from this. Pretty cool.
Much better than VS. Those are ridiculously hit-or-miss. Joel’s stuff is primo material 99.99999907999% of the time.
Big Guy here, nice shout out.
Love this and great editing
Fantastic short!
I was seriously considering the new number.
“Every possible number is accounted for”
Brilliant
Joel is the only person who can break the 4th wall and still not be cringe
It's time to tackle this problem to its source : let's go and take back numbers from the fax machines, it's 2020, the internet exists, we don't need fax machines anymore
Definitely should have been addressed
this is, without a doubt, one of the best videos
He does this for us, you guys. Every week this golden lad sits down and cranks out one of these works of brilliance, for us.
"those phone numbers are haunted" lmao
Dude, every video I watch becomes more clearer to me the huge talent you have.
I love this, and you, buddy❤️❤️
I've been called big guy so many times by random men in workplaces and abroad.
Im not even that big,why you calling me big guy 😞
Joel is hilarious and also a master of lighting.
Social Security Numbers, Social Insurance Numbers. Retrospect is pretty hardcore when agencies dunno what the fuck they’re doing.
This made me laugh way harder than I should have.
Excellent!
They rejected the new number. It's like they don't even want to solve the problem!!
genius as usual, underrated chanel
Like Europe? Eww.
Funny since when I was living in Germany my number was 11 digits long. Kinda annoying
Gabe Nguyen german excellence
@1:48: His natural enthusiasm cannot mask his disappointment, and it just crushed me. FWIW I thought of the EXACT same idea for a new number
God, I love you so much Joel. Never change.
Absolutely great!!!!!!!
The idea of Haunted Phone Numbers is a spectacularly concept, and I think would make a great idea for a video
I had KRplus set to 2x speed when this loaded and I got very anxious
Wonderful many praise
My favorite part was easily the bit about Europe. I'm so glad I found your channel Joel, please continue.
As boss, I feel for big guy. I imagine chief would agree.
Lol "to much context"🤣🤣🤣! We all know why he did that lol!!!
This is one of your best videos
Joel you are an absolute gem
"big guy" bit was super good
Hey, Big Guy. Love this vid!
“Maybe we could start having phone letters”
“Waste of time, stupid idea”
*Hexadecimal has left the chat*
Way to go big guy!
Fantastic James K. Polk press conference!
That big guy comment really got to the guy.
This one was exceptionally good...
I see your standard def and I appreciate it
I just wanna offer a little critique since you are very passionate about getting details accurate. The light source probably shoulda been swapped sides for the interviewers (shadow on opposing side of face vs president).
That's all! I really love every single one of your videos and I do realize this video is a couple years old
This reminds me of the Doctor Who episode where The Master was every person
Very, very *hard blink* makes sense!
Man you’re hilarious. Just been going through a bunch of your videos.
Very Makes Sense!
the end part was the best lmao
amazing that you managed to cram in a captivating side story about the big guy into a skit that's under 3 minutes!
I think the best solution would be area codes. Each state/province gets its own area code and set of phone numbers.
"Very very makes sense, very makes sense" issa vibe.
"Yes, we have tried using phone numbers from dead people, but, um.... those phone numbers are _haunted_ ."
That Patreon page got so big! I'm so proud of a guy I've never met.
“Those phone numbers are haunted” 😆
“Those phone numbers are haunted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We could update every number to use the hexadecimal numbering system, where there are 6 more digits (A,B,C,D,E,F) before it goes into double digits, allowing for a total of 33,232,648,094,352 new phone numbers!
A masterclass in comedic timing
the big guy bit was fucking hilarious
I feel like in the future people will just be contacted by their username's via one of the many social contact apps and phone numbers will cease to have a purpose except for businesses.
Very....ve...makes sense....very makes sense
This channel should have all the views.
You deserve more subscribers
Nice video big guy!
only 8 dislikes that goes to show how legendary these videos are
I really enjoyed your funny video, thank you!
Very makes sense
This is exactly how I thought as a kid. This and keys. Like what if we ran out of type of keys and then someone is walking around with a key like my key and they can just open my door. Cause of the key.
I mean, there probably are thousands of the same keys around the world, now that I think about it
(999)999-9999 or 9,999,999,999
I guess we are good on phone numbers...
Joel, you are a genius and when you wear that wig you look like the guitarist from Khrungbin
All the time we have
This has some serious Ryan George vibes to it, I love it
1:38, amogus haunts me to this day