When a movie's title card goes away too fast but apparently only for you
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- 게시일 2020. 05. 17.
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Thought he was looking up the wikipedia page so he can read the synopsis of the scene he just watched, which, relatable.
Yeah i thought the gag was going to be his phone screensaver kicking in before he finished reading it.
Same. lol
That's what he would have done if he wasn't so intellectual disabled.
I do that all the time but not because the title card, it's because any movie that tries to be subtle with it's plot loses me instantly. Maybe I am stupid.
@@garethdwright91 oh that would have been a really good one
Jesus Christ, that dude is gonna blind himself with that brightness.
Blue as the sky
Probably why he couldn't read the title card. Years of blinding himself lol.
I was gonna say ive never seen a phone that bright lol it was like he had the flashlight on and pointed at his face
He used his mom's phone.
When a random person uses their phone on the bus when it's dark, and it's on 100% brightness, like why??
People with dyslexia: “I can’t read”
Google: you may have dyslexia
Bing: intellectual disability
real life: incredibly complex
Also Google:. We also have all his information. Who's the buyer with the highest bid?
@@frontxxrunner oh no.. not my valuable information!
@@frontxxrunner Microsoft does that too... at OS level...
I think you mean "I ca'nt rghty"
Unless he apologizes for not returning as Sharkboy, I don't see Taylor Lautner becoming President.
Wait, excuse me
@@lazersneverdie3561 you heard the man, unless taylor lautner apologizes to the american public for not returning as shark boy he's got absolutely no shot at the *2048 election
*I actually have an intellectual disability, this is too meta
I can't imagine the pain of watching a movie with the boys to find out I'm intellectually disabled. I can only live it 🥲
@Jack Neet It's called many things.
@@Faux_Fox I call it Steve
Ohh noo. That's a Unicode placeholder. I have to actually install the feature update to Windows 10 now I guess. Please don't ruin anything Microsoft
this made me LOL
@@BeRad117 ikr? I actually got happy for a while, thought that all emojiis look like this now
You have such a perfect way of displaying deep worrying emotion with just your eyes it's brilliant
I could not have said it better.
looks like a man with experience
It's called acting, people have been doing for a quote a while now. If you're really good at it, I hear they pay you
@@falcofurious yeah but ‘you’re good at acting’ doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it
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I didn't realize the scrolling text at the beginning of the Star Wars movies was actually important until I was like 17.
Not gonna lie, I only found that out through this comment
It's like the least subtle exposition dump in human history! How did you two let that happen?
@@itairiftin6673 remarkable idiocy
@@noxthestar8300 something we all share
@@itairiftin6673 I cannot remember the first time I watched any of the first 6 Star Wars movies other than Revenge of the Sith, and that was when I was 5 years old. As far as I was concerned Star Wars was just about people getting their hands cut off. By the time I was 17 I had seen them enough that I just knew what happened and why it was happening. I only realized the opening scroll was exposition when I was watching them with a gf that had never seen them, which I suppose was when I was 15 because that was before TFA.
I've rarely seen something more relatable, except I don't go on my phone *whilst* the movie is playing because it risks missing even more 😂
True😂
@@Fiat_Multipla69 Fiat multipla? Fellow RUC member?
So true
I can’t even think of the last time I watched a movie
Thats exactly what i was thinking xD
The other guys look like they might have just not read it and don't care.
you could preface this video with a vid of them smoking pot and I'd be 100% on board with why this happened
Yeah. I have yet to actually bother reading a Star Wars intro crawl.
whatever helps you sleep at night
@@Duncomrade ?
@@TheGyrocop You should, they add much more context to what lead to the movies events.
I'd like to see the actual movie about President Taylor Lautner, rebel cheese factory owner Gordo, and their rebellion in the Mojave desert.
It's their training facility in the Mojave desert, not the actual rebellion. Did you gain NOTHING from the title card?! ;D
Woah, how did you read it that fast? What's your IQ?
@@imadetheuniverse4fun His IQ is so astronomically high he probably was smart enough to pause the video and read it
@@maximusthedude8305 Wait, there's a video?
It's a "rebelion", you dingus. And of course, Taylor Lautner is only likely to be a minor antagonist, the film is really about the budding romance between Gordo and Miranda.
the ending having the patreons flash away too quick was a nice touch
Whenever I need to read something quickly, it’s like I forget how to read and I actually end up reading very slowly
The worst is when you are ready for text to pop up, and you read it at a lightning speed with pure unadulterated concentration and it stays up for like another 40 seconds.. Then the next time text pops up at the end of the film you read it at a leisurely pace with the confidence the film gave you that it would stay on for a good amount of time... But for some reason this ones only up for 10 seconds and you only manage to absorb the first paragraph.
It's so annoying. For me I can read things fast but it just creates a general synopsis or idea. I understand those things happened in this world. If I have time to read at a more relaxed pace I can enter the world myself, I can build that world inside my mind which lets me become more immersed in the film going forwward.
@it is a mystery it really is a mystery
tldr
@@Heather-fx7sr world doesnt revolve around you nicole, nobody cares what you read..
i hate that shit so much
@@it-s-a-mystery u forgot to include “+ratio”
It’s unfortunate for you that you don’t have more subs, but’s it’s great for me because I can feel smug about watching your stuff before you blow up. It’s like I’m part of the cool club. :)
You’re part of the coolest club of all, my heart❤️
Joel Haver Aww thanks :)
What did you say punk? i'm here from the future.
@@nelum3226 well now I can say I liked him before he was big, so I’m cooler 😎
@@ThomasSchannel A month ago he had 3k subs
I can relate TOO well! It is like when I ask “what did he say?” In a movie and they only repeat back the bit I understood!’
Joel, you have a real gift for acting. As much as I love your animations, I’m almost glad they are a pain in the ass to make. These live action shorts are hilarious
In Dutch we say Joel as 'Jool' or 'Yool'.
This one's pretty much perfect. Love how you go from boyish glee at the lion, to profound depression at the reading disability. Great acting, keep it up.
@Jack Neet i know right, if thats what i wanted, I'd just go read a book instead
Then to the relief and contentment of accepting his mental retardation
Why does he always look like a startled child despite his facial hair
Testosterone deficiency
He is gus Johnson's brother
because he is
I went through this exact sequence of emotions every day in school when a stupid teacher would say "everybody take 2 minutes to read the next page of the textbook then we will talk about it." No one but me ever seemed to be dumbfounded and infuriated at the impossibly short time constraint given to read an unbearably long passage. It was very discouraging.
The training arc for Gordo is my favorite part of the anime. I never thought he would leave his precious cheese factory to fight for the rebellion.
Between this and the inside joke video, please stop attacking me personally
(But dont actually stop making videos, you're awesome and criminally underrated)
How many people went back to the sinopsis and paused it so they can read it all? 🤣🤣🤣
that was me trying to read de patrons in the end of the video lmao
It's not that the others can read fast & you can't, it's that most of them are casual watchers who don't care about the plot sequence by sequence, unlike you who is emotionally invested.
This was a work of art
You might be one of the funniest human beings walking this earth right now, not gonna lie.
you spoke the truth
Naw
Auralnauts > (Sorry it's just true)
I think you might have lied
Agreed hahaha his blank face in the begining is the best
Wait, why have I never seen this guys videos before. That was incredible. The freaking heart wrenching emotional in his eyes! Dude cab act! Well done sir!
This video popped up in my recommended today and now I’m hooked. Love your channel!
From an overgrown wolf to the president of the United States, that's what I call character development.
I feel dumb everytime this happens in real life. Give me enough time to re read it once haha.
this is why star wars became so popular, everyone could read the title card
@@penny1992 I sometimes miss the Star Wars scroll because I'm mesmerised by the pretty 3D letters floating into the distance! Even today the special effect is solid.
Yo he just hit everyone’s algorithm so hard in the past like month. I’m really happy for this dude 😂 he’s been making content for a long while now, so I’m glad his hard work is paying off
Always get a great laugh out of these brilliant videos of yours! Thank you
"President Taylor Lautner" good lord.
That was the only thing I've had time to notice, along with the year 2052, it's just too damn fast
@@muserweaver I paused it lol
That man hasn't been culturally relevant since 2012
When your friends skip game dialogue
Few things in this world is more fucked up than that
The map will tell us where to go, we don't need to know why we're going there.
I only do it on my second play through
@@ToomanyFrancis never played morrowind?
An INCREDIBLY specific, yet totally relatable scenario.
Yes, they always expect one to be hyperfocused on reading prose when a movie starts. No waiting, no deciding, no jumping back to connect the points or parts of a sentence one missed when trying to speedread, or anything like that, be in "the mode" or "the zone", instantly.
And in Sar Wars it always looks significant, but the meaning still sounds like nothing, so one has to not just read but read with extra concentration in order to make sure that it is as meaningful as it seems or confirm that it is not meaningful.
Then there's me who pauses it to everyone's annoyance.
I pause it out of defiance. Some movie producer isn't going to dictate how long I need to read a synopsis!
that's what you should do.
I took it a level further, he didn’t want his friends to question his capability to read on their level, worried over his friend’s insults his phone then insults him. It was inevitable.
Same and idc who gets annoyed by it. Me asking questions the synopsis would’ve answered is gonna be much more annoying, trust.
I fast forward thru it so everyone's confused.
The rule is to leave it up long enough to read it aloud three times. That guarantees everyone has time to read it.
That's way too long. Read it aloud one time maybe, or in your head three times
@@tinman3747 why? If its long enough, some people will read the same sentence a few times just in case. So they'll be naturally slower than others.
@@tinman3747 30 seconds is not too long. If you've already read it by then, just wait a little, you're watching a movie after all, not playing a videogame that runs at your speed.
@@tinman3747 if it would take way too long then you need to put up less text or commit to it like star wars does and have your theme song over it or something
I just like it when I read something and then it stays up for another 30 seconds because it's like "haha guess i'm just sooo much betterer than the rest of you dolts in the room they left it up there for cuz u don't read good"
I've found your other videos interesting but this one made my ass crack up for 30mins straight, so full of emotion🥺 keep it going
Bro I love the description. It would be a great movie. Love your shorts so keep it up baby
Just discovered this channel, it's so brilliant! Well done!
The pain in this man's face was real. I hurt inside just from seeing his anguish.
omg the amount of empathy I feel when I see Joel‘s sad facial expressions...
ok this was better than expected, bravo 👏🏻
Being one of the slowest readers in the world, this is relatable.
After a week, I finally managed to read your comment. Indeed, it is.
You are underrated and OVER THE LINE!! Love it :*
I always said I wish he were triplets.
Mark it zero dude
I love re-watching these old Haver shorts. I really miss him since he stepped on that old soviet era land mine.
Watched this through the recommend tab preview. Was amazingly hilarious without sound.
Plot twist: he can’t read due to years of blinding exposure to that phone brightness.
Im being 100% fr. Your phones brightness blinded me.
HAHAHAHAHA THAT EXPRESSION AFTER LOOKING UP I'M DYING
Yo this was very good man keep it up!
Max brightness
I love how the Patrons list is also ironically unreadable
I've randomly skimmed some of your videos recently but this one took the cake for me! haha Subscribed!
I was not looking for these. I did honestly not want to watch small shorts.
Yet I keep watching. And I keep comming back.
I'm like this but with songs, I can't for a million dollars tell the lyrics of a song
I thought it was just me. I only play lyrics videos, or scroll through the comments looking for lyrics guy
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I love the idea that Joel watches films with two alternate versions of himself but he's still the dumb one
That acting was on point, true emotions in the eyes. Beautiful.
Your comedy is something else! I love it!
“President Taylor Lautner has ordered the army to round up...”😂😂😂
“Gordo, once a normal cheese factory owner....”
“It’s training time.”
Poetic literature!
President Lautner Vs. Gordo? My money's on Gordo.
This is brilliant
Subbed keep it up this shit makes my day better. Thank you
LMFAO, was not expecting this to be as funny as it was
You fucking nailed it dude. I also can't read for shit.
I have no idea what this says.
Your videos crack me up!
Lol, this is one of your most brilliant really short ones
I would watch again. Just watched
I'll let you in on a lil' secret...
*Nobody reads those things*
I do!
Patron list: *appears
Me: I have intellectual disability.
THIS made my day.
I’d rather watch this guys channel than any recent SNL skit.
🤣 Every movie my whole family has to ask me what's going on. Apparently I'm the only one who can read those fast enough. The trick is you don't have to read every word. Just paraphrase your reading and fill in the gaps as the movie plays. 😉
Seriously though, I had an undiagnosed learning disability until I was 30 and I had a moment like this that led to my diagnosis and treatment.
Haha, that face in the last scene - Dude, your acting truly is brilliant!
Broke: Donald Trump or Joe Biden
Woke: TAYLOR LAUTNER
I have a theory that the guy editing the film didn't want other people to think he reads slow, so he put text up for only a really tiny time so no one made fun of him / judged him for having it up too long. It's a pathetic ego thing. Here we all are... None of us are able to read these things fast enough 85% of the time because of fragile human ego. Mystery solved. None wants to be the editor who leaves the text up unnecessarily long and everyone thinks he reads slow. So instead they put it up for too short a time.
you have such a gift with making me feel the deepest anxiety in a minute
The no words affect really shows your experience and efficacy. This is a brilliant and high quality short film even for the quick blip it is. The end left me with "ha. He's getting sad about it." With an immediate epiphany of "omg. Just a look. That was so good!"
A "cheese factory owner" sounds like a euphemism for someone who owns a cow but wants to sound more important.
I actually feel like I have something I call “lyric deafness”, which applies to movie dialogue and onscreen text. With music I don’t pay attention to the lyrics partly because I suck at interpreting what’s being said and partly because I value a song based on its musicality. When I watch a movie I care much more about the visual presentation and it contributes to me missing out on nearly all quickly paced conversations until watching the 4th time. On-screen text is a lost cause, because I get too distracted by the fact that I know the text is going to go away without my permission whether I like it or not and I know it’s generally brief and so I try to hurry and read and I read too fast to understand what I’m reading then I try to go back and reread so it makes sense, but then I panic because I know it could go away any second. This is why the Star Wars scrolling text is my least favorite thing in all cinema (especially since the text you inevitably have to reread has become tiny and distant).
I’m glad you have attributed this thing to yourself after experiencing a common issue
This is perfection.
In the olden days at cinemas when text came on the screen, audience members, especially younger folks, would read the any text that would be displayed to increase the enjoyment of those who were either visually impaired or were simply couldn't read good or at all.
This reminds me of this.
Plotwist: After the middle guy stopped looking up his phone and started watching the movie confused both guys on his sides looket at him pulled up their phones and started searching the intro text too
Wait... What did he type into the search bar on his phone? It went too fast, I couldn't read it.
I think he just typed I can't read
This is all the validation I needed.
There were so few ways this could have played out that would have surprised me, and he somehow managed to do it anyways.
You should try watching anime and multiple characters start talking simultaneously
lol yeah, im having truble with films with others now, becuse im used to constanly hitting space bar XD
Are those your brothers?
Another masterpiece
i love coming back to amazing videos I never seem to have commented
so here it is... like 2.5 years later. like finishing that prompt
why his phone screen so bright
Very well done, with no words you were able to say so much.
This is partially why the best system is to only show line by line, which also gives more room for typography as well. See Halo ODSTs opening
I can relate. When text pops up on a film, I get nervous I won’t finish in time, and then I don’t. Sort of like when 2 enemies pop up in front of me in a fps video game, I get nervous, and fire my weapon between them ;(
That’s what makes the star wars exposition so great because if you’re dyslexic at least you can take comfort in the fact you have good eyesight.
Gosh I forgot about some of these older videos. This is so funny lol a classic
Your face is just so hilarious, you are a perfect actor for comedy sketches!
This is how I feel at the beginning of Star Wars. I can’t comprehend all of that history so quickly with triumphant music playing at the same darn time!