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  • Luck be a lady tonight.
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  • @TymonScott
    @TymonScott 3 년 전 +262

    "What is this drink you've given me? It's just a Lifesaver in water"
    "Sir, it's called a La Croix"

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 3 년 전 +247

    i legitimately thought the girl was joel for a while, not even after hearing her voice did i think it was an actual woman

  • @calebharris6951
    @calebharris6951 3 년 전 +318

    Lol, with how consistently you put out hilarious stuff, I have no clue how you're so unknown.

    • @DobbyTheGamer
      @DobbyTheGamer 3 년 전 +27

      Share his stuff with everyone you can! That's what I do!

    • @alienjims3202
      @alienjims3202 3 년 전 +5

      For real! Good writing, good video quality/editing. And original content. I don’t see how they don’t have more subs

    • @donttouchme4256
      @donttouchme4256 3 년 전 +2

      And that, folks, is what we call a back handed compliment hahaha

    • @alienjims3202
      @alienjims3202 3 년 전 +4

      @@donttouchme4256 what is?

    • @aidanc9838
      @aidanc9838 3 년 전 +2

      Because in our setting of online media and short attention, quick and shallow humor, Joel goes unrecognized for his work. I’d put him in the vein of Tim Robinson, hopefully he’d take it as a comment, but similarly his type of humor goes unappreciated for his drawn out jokes and tendency to try to make others uncomfortable.

  • @BeBackWhenever
    @BeBackWhenever 3 년 전 +84

    This is the most intense game of card ever

  • @TrentLenkarski
    @TrentLenkarski 3 년 전 +65

    Bartender! Could I get two Lifesavers-in-Water one cherry, the other lime? Hold the ice!

  • @jasonbuechel6235
    @jasonbuechel6235 3 년 전 +33

    I was convinced the dealer was going to go full psycho mode...

  • @worstelldaniel
    @worstelldaniel 3 년 전 +7

    "I have half a mind to create a bomb and blow up the...."
    Obviously, he has a full house

  • @dennislever5942
    @dennislever5942 3 년 전 +25

    Not a huuuuge fan of that dealer pressuring the table to ride that stallion up top. With Gossamer's Rule flipped up, you don't always have pot odds in this spot. You see this situation all the time - I've heard it called Dickie's Dilemma up north, but usually we call it the Texas Two-Step around where I play.

  • @ThatBenKraft
    @ThatBenKraft 3 년 전 +3

    The last joke with the drink had such strong Jack energy

  • @scottdarrington6009
    @scottdarrington6009 3 년 전 +4

    "Charles ... " as the dude leaves the table is such a great nod that he and the girl totally planned everything from the start and still screwed it up 😂

  • @DobbyTheGamer
    @DobbyTheGamer 3 년 전 +137

    Does this casino not have a pit boss? Also, the dealer is wrong. Gossamer's rule only comes into play when there is a complement pair of either the same suit or "doubies" (for example a 5 of hearts and a 5 of diamonds)

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  3 년 전 +190

      Gossamer's rule was "flipped up" at this table. An inverted Gossamer, double stallion. The river was flowing, so to speak. All bets are off.

    • @lunakid12
      @lunakid12 3 년 전 +38

      @@Joel-Haver "gossamer poker rule" is now an autocompleted google search term.
      You have officially achieved immortality.

  • @Ari_inklet
    @Ari_inklet 년 전 +4

    I love how well your quality is on every video! Your editing, humor and overall filmmaking, improv skills are amazing! Thank you for following your dreams, it is quite an inspiration. ☺ ah heck I hope you have a great week, and that goes for anyone else seeing this!

  • @RohannvanRensburg
    @RohannvanRensburg 3 년 전 +2

    The child-like backpedaling on the threat was the funniest thing I've seen in a while for some reason.

  • @DiffeRantJeff
    @DiffeRantJeff 3 년 전 +32

    Dude. Eevrytime. Thank you for your stuff!!!!!! Sent one of your shorts to Jim Cummings. And showed my Wife this one. Hope to collaborate. Also- almost grabbed the Blackmagic, per your suggestion. But went with Sony A7 iii, because of Premiere and needing AF (2 person crew/ cast).

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  3 년 전 +14

      Thank you so much for sharing my stuff! Camera sounds like a good choice, excited to see what you continue to create. And for sure, my email is linked on my channel, feel free to reach out anytime.

    • @DiffeRantJeff
      @DiffeRantJeff 3 년 전 +1

      @@Joel-Haver will do! ditto

  • @rikimez127
    @rikimez127 3 년 전 +8

    wow gj your girl acting has gotten a lot better! lol good sketch and your talking to your self as different characters is REALLY smooth actually really convincing.

  • @igpetrov5303
    @igpetrov5303 3 년 전 +1

    This is gold. One of the best short films of the channel. I hope the new subscribers get to this video too.

  • @FalseLead89
    @FalseLead89 3 년 전 +2

    This had me in tears! It was like a barrage of great jokes lol. Thanks Joel and Mimi!

  • @gerrywithaj8745
    @gerrywithaj8745 3 년 전 +1

    I think it's really clever of you to include those shots with two characters played by you in frame. Good work brohan

  • @user-dt8rj2qg6y
    @user-dt8rj2qg6y 3 년 전 +3

    "Hey kid, the house always wins"

  • @defferwa
    @defferwa 3 년 전

    Love this one

  • @patconroy1874
    @patconroy1874 년 전

    The moose antlers wrecked me.

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723

    "I've got half and half" haha

  • @gatornaught8984
    @gatornaught8984 2 년 전 +1

    Gossamer's Rule for the uninitiated: Return Gossamer Chains to its owner's hand: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target unblocked creature this turn. (nod, wink, oink).

  • @lostmarimo
    @lostmarimo 2 년 전 +1

    What in tarnation/10

  • @Liface
    @Liface 3 년 전 +3

    Leather jacket Haver dressed like Josh Safdie over here

  • @guilhermedacruz7117
    @guilhermedacruz7117 3 년 전 +1

    Bravo! Geniale!

  • @chrisdetky
    @chrisdetky 년 전

    This was 2 minutes of constant giggles. Absolute Gold 🥇.

  • @codyclarke
    @codyclarke 3 년 전 +2

    RIP gossamer, a great

    • @Thomazbr
      @Thomazbr 3 년 전 +1

      One of the great ones.
      changed the game forevfer.

  • @aidanc9838
    @aidanc9838 3 년 전 +1

    That fancy partition sure comes in handy. Once an apartment, part of a casino, what’s next? In a toilet?

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 3 년 전

    man I don't know how you can be this funny

  • @edbunny1715
    @edbunny1715 3 년 전 +1

    genius

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats 3 년 전

    Such a sophisticated game of cat and mouse.

  • @drews261
    @drews261 3 년 전

    how does this only have 23k views, this is gold

  • @kallmecate
    @kallmecate 3 년 전 +12

    Another 'How does your brain come up with these ideas'. I saw a lot of 'Jack' humor in this one :)

  • @pauljoedominic
    @pauljoedominic 2 년 전

    If I like a video I watch it a few times...and I have to tell you, I have watched this video quite a few times

  • @mw7845
    @mw7845 3 년 전 +1

    You should really have your own show. Some of your sketches remind me of I Think You Should Leave

  • @Dopamiine.online
    @Dopamiine.online 3 년 전 +12

    you'll be on SNL in 1-2 years calling it now

    • @ehtikhet
      @ehtikhet 3 년 전 +11

      I hope not, this is far too funny for that trash fire.

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 3 년 전 +6

      Yeah it would be a great career opportunity, and also the death of his creativity.

  • @Cooljoe55
    @Cooljoe55 2 년 전

    My brother this shit be HITTTIN

  • @benjibonkers4140
    @benjibonkers4140 3 년 전

    I’m at the point where I’m just prematurely liking these videos before watching them

  • @Thejampacker
    @Thejampacker 3 년 전

    Video description: ‘luck be a lady tonight’.
    This guy makes me full on guffaw at every opportunity!

  • @darkdreamsdontdie7785

    Know when to fold em

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 년 전

    what if improv but we make it intentionally harder on each other.

  • @BunFullOfSun
    @BunFullOfSun 2 년 전

    holy shit this was hilarious

  • @Staingo_Jenkins
    @Staingo_Jenkins 3 년 전

    Video interaction

  • @iluvgum123
    @iluvgum123 3 년 전

    Holy fuck

  • @eliforeal5261
    @eliforeal5261 3 년 전

    That's not your dad, that's why the communication didn't work

  • @ZaidAftab
    @ZaidAftab 3 년 전 +15

    Ok serious question,Is the woman in this video Joel without a beard?

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  3 년 전 +12

      Hahah, no! That’s my friend Mimi!

    • @Facusblues
      @Facusblues 3 년 전

      If it was him he would've keep the beard lol

  • @jessemartin2698
    @jessemartin2698 3 년 전

    Turtles!

  • @yizzardpalmero
    @yizzardpalmero 3 년 전

    Lol it took me too long to figure out that that wasn’t joel with a wig...

  • @yanivproselkov4555
    @yanivproselkov4555 3 년 전 +8

    Was this a sex thing? Were they cheating? Were they gonna steal something? Noone's sure, but I want a Lifesaver-in-water, on the rocks.

  • @craig_mo
    @craig_mo 3 년 전 +8

    Little known fact, during the filming this scene all the actors would dip their hands in little 5 thousand gallon tubs of hand sanitizer in between cuts to ensure that the corona virus was not spread to the stars.

  • @kylejohnson9076
    @kylejohnson9076 3 년 전 +1

    joel haver? more like joel have my kids🙂

  • @TheBayzent
    @TheBayzent 3 년 전 +1

    Why is there a woman that isn't Patrick?

  • @bobbybologna3029
    @bobbybologna3029 3 년 전

    what is happening?

  • @digitalwillis9594
    @digitalwillis9594 3 년 전

    3 dislikes in 8 months...world record worthy

  • @j-the-researcher8453

    😂😂😂🌈