Meet the Man Who Shrunk His Own Penis
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- 게시일 2020. 12. 30.
- "It wasn't always like this" - Brendan
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Hey everyone, I hope you enjoy this investigative piece by LaterThat News. Brandon (not Brendan) is one of my childhood best friends. Few people can make me laugh as hard as he does. Earlier this year he was diagnosed with leukemia and has been fighting it ever since. Look no further for a good example of the random unfairness of the world, it really couldn't have happened to a better guy. Despite this, he has only become an even brighter presence to those around him. He told me his battle with cancer has made him more appreciative of his life and it shows. It feels fitting to close out 2020 with a long overdue video with him. As of this month, he is officially in remission. 2020 sucked in a lot of ways for a lot of people, let's do what we can to make 2021 suck less. Thanks for watching and subscribing. Happy New Year. Love, Joel
Congratulations Brandon!!
I like your channel
Glad to have discovered you guys. Brandon is a gem.
Your friend just totally Jeffrey Epsteined us @ 1:04 what a shrewd hairless man.... had me going for a while. >>>>>> HAPPY NEW YEAR
Where's the
pretty sure this dude snuck into my room when i was sleeping and used the shrink ray on me
Woah is that my favorite funny fallout speedrunner
I’m replying because the verified account will get a lot of likes because they are verified as long as the video blows up as well.
Ah, that must be where the Dongus Minimus nickname comes from
Same
I hope you eventually find the Kellogg timeskip TA - if Majora's Mask can be manipulated the way it is, I'm certain that a Bugthesda game can be cracked open.
"This interview is over"
"Can you put that back on"
"Yes" 😂😂
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 gotta be honest with ya big shoots they are not the same quality
@@classicmansoflytv1651 man shut up please.
@@classicmansoflytv1651 Watched a couple and honestly...the effort is there, the acting is decent...but the writing never hits the mark.
Maybe try to to something a little bit more on the spot / improvised like Joel to see where it leads you.
Or try something else than comedy, not everything has to be comedy.
@@classicmansoflytv1651 shouting yourself out on someone else's contents comments is like high-fiving yourself in public.
Stop it.
"Why would you do it twice?!"
There are a lot of whys in science, but this one is asked the most.
Comment gold 🥇
He had to shrink it twice to test if the shrinkage was always the same amount or if it is done by % of present mass.
You always want to replicate your results
@@Wingedmagician "You always want to replicate your results"
I really feel like we proved our point with Hiroshima.
"Whyence
How is no one talking about how handsome that man is? I bet he gets compliments all the time
I’ll give him some now!
No just handsome, but also incredibly well endowed. Before the shrink ray, of course.
@@buzinaocara even after the shrink ray it’s not too bad, it must have been the pinnacle of male genitals before the shrinkage
@@DoktrDub that’s why he had to do it twice
@@buzinaocara so well endowed that he had to invent a shrink ray to fit it in normal sized clothes.
I know the cartoons have seem to gotten the most love but don’t ever stop doing the real life skits too, the whole channel is absolute gold
Yup. Been saying that for years. Joel is a criminally underrated for his live action content.
Yeah, I'm sure some people will find this out with time. The aesthetic is different but the talent is the same.
I was tempted to just sub or follow a playlist for the animation but the whole channel is a winner.
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There are cartoons?
@@brandondester8922 you were great in this!
You wouldn’t know my shrink ray, they go to another school.
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LMFAOOO
It's from another town.
Another school.. in Canada. My shrink ray lives in Canada.. That's why she... err.. it, isn't here right now.
@@classicmansoflytv1651 nobodys gonna check them out if you make comments like this
Guys it has convincing music and text bubbles, it must be true
Now This
When I hear the tinkly music they put over infotainment videos I immediately know I’m being lied to
@@BlookbugIV royalty free study music with freeze frame facts
I hope those text bubbles are true...
I will believe anything with yellow text.
You guys have mastered the "films I made with my best friends in high school" aesthetic, but you've managed to achieve consistent quality.
This looks like it would be a genuine snapchat story
honestly joel should get it on snapchat stories, he'd get a bunch more views/followers. untapped market
Shouldn’t it have baked-in subtitles so The Growing Trend Of Viewers Who Don’t Listen To Sound While They’re Scrolling Through Their Feeds can be accomodated
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Now this
that's the point...it's a spoof of Now This
Anything for science, why doesn’t matter. It’s results
Sir. You're thinking of Engineering.
But the result has to be repeatable so why absolutely matters.
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Results don't matter. It's funding.
this might be science krplus.net/bidio/pNFpqmdzZW_UYqQ
Damn your brooding space is so much nicer than mine.
If I could say one thing to Joel Haver I would tell him to tell Brandon that "I've actually shrunken my penis twice" is the funniest thing I've ever heard, never fails to make me laugh. This is potentially my favorite video on the internet.
Mine too. It hits all the right notes. The perfectly timed pauses, the penile length fact repeating, the music, the whole parody of the format... And, to top it off, the perfect punchline. Brilliant
I keep coming back for that moment. Gets me every time. He had no chance of saying that line without breaking character
I find it so funny when skits end with everyone breaking character.
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 Hey, pls stop
@@classicmansoflytv1651 It's bad enough that everyone tries to get on that KRplus money. Begging makes you stand out in the opposite way.
Please never stop adding in breaks at the end of your videos. For me, it’s refreshing to be reminded what we’re really doing here (laughing, gaffin, goofin, etc.).
I promise I'll always make it tremendously clear that we're laughing, gaffin, goofin, etc.! Maybe even foolin'
@@Joel-Haver Dude you are without the smallest doubt the funniest youtuber i have ever come across. Im so happy for your recent and insanely rapid success!:)
@@Joel-Haver You're taking it a step way too far, what with the prospective 'foolin'.
@@Joel-Haver Don't listen to the naysayers, let's get up to some tomfoolery.
and a lil bit uh' spoofin'
"this interviews over"
"can you actually put that back on?"
"yes"
Repeating "The average penile length is 5.16 inches" really got me for some reason
The repeat of "average penile is in 5.6 inches" twice kills me,funny af video. Love you videos and I wish the best for your friend, he's a figther !
Hey whoa, whoa. 5.16, not 5.6. Stop trying to sneak an extra half-inch on us.
@@TheMisterGuy amen. that half inch is the only thing keeping me slightly above average
@@TheMisterGuy interestling thats the average in the US, the average in the Europe is larger
Yeah I was dying when I saw the “average penile length is 6.5 inches” such good stuff
Im way below average haha
This has to be one of the best skits I've ever watched on youtube 😂
Holy fuck the music, the editing, the freeze frames, the font coloring, it’s all so perfect and so believable
"Later That" instead of "Now This"
I have been slain.
"I have been slain" level up then haha
HUZAAAH!!!
Now lets see what you have.
> Ragged Shirt
Hmm...
> Tattered Pantaloons
Nope
> Battered Boots
Nope, not interested.
> Fine Gloves
Ahh! Perfect!
Yeah. The whole bit was gold.
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"Brendan graduated from high school"
I thought this tab was a misclick at first, it looks so convincingly like a trendy internet story video. So glad your channel has blown up, you so deserve it.
@@classicmansoflytv1651 Self-advertising on another's channel makes people, including myself far less inclined to check it out and if they do check it much more likely to just dislike it due to said scummy self-advertising.
It’s pretty classic NowThisNews text and content style filler.
This is my favorite video of yours. The ending is so genuinely hilarious. I hope Brandon is well
Twice?!
Nice..
for good measure...
@@magmahead923 "Anything in the name of science"- MLK
"why would you do it twice" got me deep
He used the shrink ray on the morals of BLM protesters, now they're out on the streets looting and attacking
@@penpeen2185 Making political comments on non-political videos is cringe
@@penpeen2185 Shut up Matt Gaetz!
@@penpeen2185 Touch grass
"Later That" hahahahaha
Hi! :D
Thats why i clicked. I cant stand now this
That and i love this channel
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Funny finding you here
Shut up Matt
I genuinely laughed at the end with you guys. I felt like I was hanging with some buddies.
The average comment is 5.16 wrds
Ok
That would seem about r
Damn!! You are right man!!
@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] 😆😂👍
@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB]But you seem quite well endowd
Just got a “male enhancing pill” advertisement before this video LOL
No way
youtube's gotta filter these ads, at least research this type of company
Probably searching for mentions of "small penis" etc
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Probably because you have been searching it online. Yikes.
@@JaneNayes mans gave himself away😞
Thx for making a video about me!! God never thought this would happen
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 Glad I waited to click on your channel after reading more comments, since I got to see you spamming every fucking comment there is. Reason I'm glad is I dodged a bullet. Anyone being that unethical in advertising their channel doesn't deserve views.
That settlement money really came in clutch for Caleb
I love how Brandon made Joel laugh so hard at the end he almost fell over. That's friendship.
Sent this to my wife since today is our anniversary, hopefully she will finally understand
She will be very happy to know she married a Genius
So crazy seeing the comments section this full so soon after the video. Just a few weeks ago this wouldn't have been imaginable. You're killing it bro.
It's great. This channel is hilarious and they deserve the attention.
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Finally! What vid made him blow up?
@@penny1992 probably his animation videos. They were recommended, so that's what got me to start watching. Bless the almighty KRplus algorithm.
I've watched this multiple times a day since it's come out
This channel is a fucking gold mine.
SO glad i found it.
I'm glad you found it, because I was looking for it!
We finally can cure the large penile disease. Thank you.
It's already existed for a hundred years. It's called circumcision.
@@machida58 No.
@@OfficialCharles THAT'S RIGHT! JUST SAY NO TO MALE GENITAL MUTILATION!!!!
Today’s top story: hundreds have claimed they have stolen the shrink ray from Brandon, continuing the tradition that they have also shrank their own genitalia as a form of scientific research
It's an international study you know.
I used a ray that made it bigger ,😂😆🤪😝😱😂😆😝🤪😜😛😝🤪😜😜😍🤐😝
Now it's 2 inches
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 well sir, I usually dislike people using this method for channel growth but I'll let it slide and check it out.
@@classicmansoflytv1651 he's actually pretty funny, you should check him out
I think this will always be my favorite video. It always gets me.
Joel: “Why would you do it twice?”
FOR SCIENCE!
I just want to say that it's beautiful how many nice people there are in this world and how humbling it is to receive so much support. Good things DO happen to good people, I am now officially convinced of that. Oh and dreams do come true sometimes. So blessed thank you all.
🙌🙌🙌🙌
You’re an inspiration, King, thanks for being a great person, you’re making the world better just by existing 👑
You were both hilarious, thank you for the needed laugh. I sincerely hope you are well, cheers from France! Was that "I shrunk it twice" improvised? I didn't see that coming and got me good, thanks again.
This is the one video that I keep coming to, it just makes me laugh so hard. XD
What a handsome comment
That average... Is that flaccid or stiff... Asking for a friend of course.
don't remember the specifics, praying to god it was stiff
this is legit what i was thinking about the whole time the first time it was mentioned
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It's stiff don't worry
Both are the same average. You're welcome.
This interview is over.
Can you actually put that back on?
Yes.
You nailed the Now This style. You guys are set to take this site by storm, can’t wait to see what 2021 holds. I could easily see AS picking up something animated.
Was 2021 the future you dreamed?
Wow, it's so brave of Anthony Fantano to delve into the scientific world like this
Yeah for real. I'm feeling a light 9.
@@TheFos88 Yeah, this penis size after using the shrink ray twice is NOT GOOD.
I love that the average length subtitle flashes twice lmao
I love how the interview started during the day and ended at night. He was interrogating this poor man for hours. 😂
Discovering this channel just yesterday, I believe I've struck KRplus gold! I've watched like twenty videos now, but you had me as a subscriber after the first video (Hearing Enemy Music in an RPG) 🥇🥇🥇
"Do either of these stories sound familiar?" Got me 10/10
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What a Brave man. This is an inspiring story for men around the world.
For real though I wish Brandon the best. The world needs more men like him
Amazing comment. Warmed my heart. ❤️❤️❤️
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Holy shit, the journey of this skit is absolutely genius.
Brandon’s voice is beautiful, and his performance is stellar
Shrunk once : Not smaller enough .
Shrunk twince : Perfect !
T W I N C E
+Is there a "why" in science?
-There actually is a why in science, there is very often a why.
+👁️👄👁️ Right
Pff, there’s no ‘y’ in “science”
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@@Malkav65 scyence
This is my favorite of your sketches so far, Joel. I keep coming back to it and it just cracks me up every single time. Brandon, you’re a legend, mate. Hope you’re doing well, got you in my thoughts
All your videos are priceless. Love the cracking up that's kept in, always gets me.
I absolutely love the laughter at the end; it really shows how much y’all enjoy what you’re creating
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 Just as a reminder to people, you can report comments by clicking on "Report" on a comment's three-dot menu and then selecting "Unwanted commercial content or spam". 💁♂️
the desperation in his face as the interviewer pops the question about his penial dehancement
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@UCaTWBvAPmVp04VNckbLiG_Q Ok dude, it's one thing to complain about spammers, and it's a whole other thing to be racist.
Edit: Oh wow, the comment was actually removed after I reported it.
I love the way he looks around for the ray
This actually makes Now This kinda watchable.
2020 sucks, yeah, but this channel makes it better.
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Did you post this at 11:59pm on Dec 31st or have you not realized its 2021 now lol
@@ChromaEquinox What I meant by that is that I enjoyed this channel throughout the entirety of shitty 2020.
This has got to be the most creative sketch I’ve ever seen
"-Why would you do it twice?
-Is there a why on science?"
Ending on a blooper is the best thing I've ever seen. I love your videos!
I love when you guys break into laughter when the improv goes too far
The chemistry between everyone you bring on to help with the skits really helps you stand out from the crowd, and that's before considering how witty and thought out many of your skits are. Your cartoons might be the main reason people have come to your channel, but the skits are why so many are staying.
"Science isn't about 'Why?' It's about 'Why not?'"
-Cave Johnson
bro, that handsome friend of yours slayed me at the end! the whole thing was top shelf, all ya mates got the right vibe and dynamic, you got a winning combo clearly, good luck with it all!
The dislikes are from the people who are scared of this Chad.
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Maybe they are circumcised.
Well we can't see em now. Yay I guess
This is the prequel to John Lithgow’s performance as the Zodiac Killer on Dexter
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CONGRATS ON 400K Joel!!
I'm suspicious of this guy's scientific breakthrough.
The "why would you do it twice" at the end got me so good
2:01 I thought he was going to say he used the shrink ray.. to shrink the shrink ray
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This is still my favorite short. Love you guys.
I discovered your channel a few days ago and it has quickly become my favorite skit channel on all of youtube. Something about it just so genuine and real, and your sense of humor is so perfect. I love the character breaks at the end of some videos like this one XD
This man's range. Jesus, amazing sketches in a week's time? You deserve a lot more than you currently have.
Your friends voice is amazing, perfect for the role lolol
Joel your hard work is really paying off and that's amazing. Congrats. 2021 is looking good for you!
Just been recommended your channel so enjoy all the new subs you legend
I'm so glad I subbed to this channel. Congrats to Brandon(not Brendon) on his Lukemia remission. Looking forward to your upcoming content in 2021. "Adventure... AWAITS! HUZZAAHHHHH!!"
The guest on this episode is my favorite of all your friends, he is in a lot of your og videos as well keep not Brendan coming and I prey for his good health 😁
Keep up the great work Joel and friends!
i rewatch this every day, genuinely one of my faves.
The laughing and running around the room was one of my favorite parts
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Well he does look like the kind of dude to do it
I said the exact same thing to Joel when we made the video. So funny.
@@brandondester8922 I'm subbing to you. I expect videos on par with this one, buddy!
@@SodilBrosTeamProSauce hahaha I don't make shit my man. Just music. Quiet Houses 😉
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Congrats on 400,000 subscribers Joel, looking forward to seeing new videos and films from you. Happy new year!
Joel, the videos you post continue to bring joy to me every week without fail. You are right now creating some of the best content on this website and I want you to know that it’s not going unnoticed. Thank you for making 2020 a more bearable year and I hope you continue making this downright terrific content for many years to come, yours truly, Ben
Thanks for making a rough year a little bit brighter for me, Joel.
I cant decide if we need "less" or "more" of such power
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I feel lucky to be on this train of yours. Your shit is art and meaningful. Excited to follow your work on and off KRplus. It was the animated videos that brought me to your channel about two weeks ago.
My favorite skit of yours! Good luck on your new adventure Joel!
What a heart warming and uplifting story of a brave man discovering breakthroughs of what is possible. The scientific community must be proud.
You are the funniest man alive, and there is no way anybody can convince me otherwise
Thank you so much ❤️
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This is my favorite skit. Every time I watch it it just gets funnier
Joel, your videos are hilarious! I'm really glad the KRplus algorithm is working in your favor, your work is genius and I'm super glad to have found you! Can't wait to see what's in store!
Well, this is an excellent way to start my year. I feel nothing but joy in heart, soul, and mind, though it may be at the expense of a small-penised man. Happy New Year, guys. Especially you two, Joel/Brandon. Y'all are great.
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@@classicmansoflytv1651 Oh, wow. So you do. Huh. Well, happy new year to you, too! The fearless friends sketch was hilarious!
About time the Handsome Friend got taken down a notch
I keep coming back to this. One of my favorite skits
This is my favourite video.
There are HEAPS of fantastic Joel videos, but NONE of them beat this.