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Haha, if I like this comment then I don’t have to listen to someone I disagree with. Please don’t burn down my house, fire me from my job, or call me a racist hahaha. I’m an ally.
Next time, he’ll agree with everything his next guest talks about, even if it contradicts everything he said on the last episode. Be like water my friends.
If you can't handle a little joke don't be a comedian, I'm sorry did I offend you, don't laugh, you can leave, this is my microphone sweetie, mama baked a pie and it's called the truth, the 90's called tipper gore wants to say something, all my friends are cancelled too
"I've been cancelled", says man in full-page opinion column of the national newspaper as he advertises his popular netflix comedy show and appears as a guest on letterman
Oh, is there A famous comedian that hasn't been censored therefore cancel culture is a myth? This comment section is full of people that sound like they just learned about the internet.
A newspaper in the UK has spent the last year whining about cancel culture, then praised the government for shutting down a satirical politics show because it was critical of the government. Can't make this shit up.
@@fatsomamacheese Name 3 comedians that have actually lost their career because of 'cancel culture. I'd love to hear some examples of all the poor comedians who lost it all because a couple 14-year-olds bullied them on Twitter
@@Niho10BiH Lmao, okay, so is one dream being cancelled equivalent to a person being cancelled? Cause that's what the snowflakes on the right refer to when they talk about people being cancelled by the dreaded "SJWs". It seems to me that too often comedians say dumb shit and when people don't laugh, they call out the audience for "being sensitive" instead of admitting that what they said just wasn't funny. It's the comedians being too sensitive to admit that their brand of comedy (in that instance) doesn't have appeal among as many people as they would like.
God, I fucking hate comics whose ENTIRE ACT AND PERSONALITY is just them complaining about cancel culture, triggered SJW snowflakes and not being able to make a single joke in *currentyear*. I swear, so many comics with zero insight or personality made careers of that. Doesn’t the fact that you’re able to sell out shows show that you can actually make jokes and comedy isn’t dead like you claim it is? Just the laziest shit ever man, can’t believe so many people like watching some guy complain about being “censored” for an hour.
Most male comedians of a certain age eventually go down this route. They're not actually funny in the main, because they can't conceive of a form of humour that doesn't punch down. They were probably bullies in school with a lot of Crabbe and Goyle friends. Cruelty always gets a laugh from the dull witted, and the moment they find out they aren't funny, they launch into exactly the rant Joel's depicting. And then their dull witted fans leap in to defend them because they have even less imagination.
Used to think Andrew Schultz was kind of funny but then I saw some of his stuff where he's whining about people being offended...and a few months after that he got a Netflix special
@@azraphon I think it might just be that they're out of touch and old and good comedy means being in touch and being able to accurately make fun of something with fresh eyes. They're old rich people, not exactly the best place to spawn fresh and funny critiques.
The thing is that Joe actually has a massive variety of guests on from various political viewpoints so I think this is one of the few sketches that doesn't really work.
It's been a long time since a youtube video has made me laugh so much! You're doing a wonderful thing bringing joy to people with your talent! Please keep it up!
I like some of Joe Rogan. Just... in small doses. His approach is refreshing, because he brings on different people who don't just circle jerk his own mindset. We get plenty of that hot fucking garbage elsewhere. If we're talking comedy, I'd rather have George Carlin than literally anyone else on the planet.
No hate on Joel or Bo (or you!), but people have been spoofing this since the emergence of these types of podcasts like 15 years ago...I'm just old and lived it...still funny, though
@@VikingTeddy Rogan's the man, what are you talking about? Dude visits self-transforming machine elves then tracks and kills an elk in the wild with nothing but some boots and a long-bow.
@@R3fug333 College Humor's funny though, dude. Taste is subjective though but alumni of CH routinely end up writing for bigger and "better" things all the time.
I really don't get the high 🐴 people are trying to ride by saying a comedy company that's ran for 20 years by making people laugh isn't funny. "Don't insult Joel by saying he's just as good as people who write for SNL and produce TV like Adam Ruins Everything" sounds incredibly dumb. I get that it might not be your kind of humor but come on...
Must have gotten lost, made the wrong turn at the fork in the Rogan, then made a hard right onto Bullshit Boulevard where Crowder lives and drove straight off a cliff while Shapiro watched and fapped in a nearby bush, landing directly on Ruben's channel.
Your writing, directing & acting is so spot on! And all of your videos have so much variety 🤩 EDIT: just noticed that the pop filter on the mic is a strainer haha wtf
Wait, who'd he call a snowflake? I used to listen to him like ten years ago but stopped probably 4 or 5 years ago and I've never heard him call someone out specifically
@@Honcho69able he doesnt exactly say it but he calls people idiots for being offended towards things that are reasonable to be offended over. and recently he's been getting mad he has to wear masks at places.
I cannot recommend this podcast enough to all my hominids out there - THIS is how you get opposing views to clash, and let everyone decide for themselves what THE TRUTH IS! Also whisky and weed.
And their rivals, Behind the Bastards, which is a crazy journalist (took a bunch of drugs, asked his friends to take a bunch of drugs, so he could write a book about drugs; also covered Iraq and Syria on the ground) telling comedians about shitty people in history. I learned about the Dollop bc BtB covered the California Egg War also and mentioned competing with the Dollop. Now I'm going to have to listen to both.
@@cordlefhrichter1520 if you dont know then you havent watched enough of rogans podcasts, or are a dumb fuck who hasnt paid attention and just tuned in brainlessly.
Both cordle and Steve sound like assholes, who gives a shit what some dude on a podcast says or who watches. Dudes a washed up ufc fighter turned some guy with a mic. You guys gotta be living life large if you’re willing to shit on each other over something that small
@@cordlefhrichter1520 yea you know what, I apologize. That really was uncalled for and I shouldn’t have cursed at you. It was fucked up and I’m genuinely sorry about that and hope you can accept my apology.
"The Ess Jay Double-yews will tell you our guest today is a """"nazi,"""" but I've made the unique observation that they're calling just about everyone a nazi these days, amirite fellas??? Anyway what they're too busy "soying out" about to tell you is that he's ACTUALLY an autocratic accelerationist white identitarian in favor of establishing a caucasian ethnostate because it would help us GET ALONG better with other people! Anyways welcome to the show Jontron"
Ya know whats scary? People referencing Joe Rogan and other folks, but I can also identify a lot of commedians in my country, Brazil. I guess that shitty stuff is global?
I try to open my mind and step outside my echo chamber, which is why I watch 3 different comedian podcasts.
you just ended my career 🥲 don’t ask me which three
Are you watching three different podcasts, or the same one three times?
I watch 4, fucking snowmaker. Be careful not to melt. Hahahhaha
But do they all live in Austin now?
Wait... there’s more than one comedian podcast?
Joe Rogan is going to copyright strike this.
Gorillas and elk meat...Dr. Rhonda Patrick
That's assuming he can actually see the word strike without getting triggered
He'll never see this
He has bent pixels on speed dial
What's so bad about Jo Rogan? I've always thought he was unintelligent yes, but very fair.
Comedians talking about comedy on a comedy podcast is my favorite genre
::mounts stool::
I skip every time
chu1234 *humps stool*
I like your channel
Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?
Why Is Every Word In Your Sentence Capitalized?
@@ReasonMakes Why Not?
@@ReasonMakes capitalism bro
@@kmanc8571 I’m stealing that dad joke so hard
Investigate 3/11
‘Next week, more opinions on stuff we don’t know anything about’.
But unironically what was said in this video is true bruh
Haha, if I like this comment then I don’t have to listen to someone I disagree with. Please don’t burn down my house, fire me from my job, or call me a racist hahaha. I’m an ally.
@@alphonsoalonso6102 relaxz
Spongeanater
embarrassingly simple worldview
But you know everything about
These two guys looked like they worked hard to be where they are, networking, grinding and coming up
Best part is that the microphone is just a tripod handle
Personally I thought the best part is the "pop filter" which is clearly just a strainer
@@Lovicide doubly funny because he could have just used a real mic
then how did I hear his voice??????
@@AlecPlante it plays in your head
HOLY SHIT
Next time, he’ll agree with everything his next guest talks about, even if it contradicts everything he said on the last episode. Be like water my friends.
dude you gotta be careful, this is gonna get taken down. Can't just upload full 2 hour Joe Rogan podcasts
He kinda defended ted cruz sooo
@@noahmay7708 you mean THE Cancun Cruz? Thats hilarious, I gotta see that
He forgot to talk about hunting and eating elk
I was going to say this is one of your funniest skits, but I usually find an even funnier one later
omg yes literally
usually 1-2 minutes later, cascading through the entire evening
Should check out teeth thief.
you forgot to talk for 20 minutes about how hard it is to be a comedian
Followed by 3 stories involving doing blow
If you can't handle a little joke don't be a comedian, I'm sorry did I offend you, don't laugh, you can leave, this is my microphone sweetie, mama baked a pie and it's called the truth, the 90's called tipper gore wants to say something, all my friends are cancelled too
Why did I read this in a Bill Burr voice?
@@TheTyrellWellick now that I read it in his voice it seems to make a lot more sense... scary
Love all the new Joelheads rediscovering these old comments everyone was making
@@hermannbjorgvin Yeah thanks to the algorithm for once :D
radera detta
"I've been cancelled", says man in full-page opinion column of the national newspaper as he advertises his popular netflix comedy show and appears as a guest on letterman
Said man has also been donated 1 million dollars by his fans who took pitty on him for being canceled.
Oh, is there A famous comedian that hasn't been censored therefore cancel culture is a myth?
This comment section is full of people that sound like they just learned about the internet.
A newspaper in the UK has spent the last year whining about cancel culture, then praised the government for shutting down a satirical politics show because it was critical of the government. Can't make this shit up.
@@fatsomamacheese soooome one didn't get the joke 🎵 and that some one is you!
@@fatsomamacheese Name 3 comedians that have actually lost their career because of 'cancel culture. I'd love to hear some examples of all the poor comedians who lost it all because a couple 14-year-olds bullied them on Twitter
This is spot on. "You can't say anything anymore" says comedian who has 12 netflix specials saying whatever they want.
@mitre hj Oh poor kevin hart, he must be devastated with his, checks notes, his 200 million dollars. So canceled for sure.
@@piggybackshiggy Just because he has millions doesn't mean his DREAM of hosting the Oscars wasn't canceled because of sensitive people.
@@Niho10BiH It sounds like you guys are being sensitive about it too.
@@sukinano9433 You are clearly missing the point but that's okay.
@@Niho10BiH Lmao, okay, so is one dream being cancelled equivalent to a person being cancelled? Cause that's what the snowflakes on the right refer to when they talk about people being cancelled by the dreaded "SJWs".
It seems to me that too often comedians say dumb shit and when people don't laugh, they call out the audience for "being sensitive" instead of admitting that what they said just wasn't funny. It's the comedians being too sensitive to admit that their brand of comedy (in that instance) doesn't have appeal among as many people as they would like.
The delivery of "...cancel culture" is perfect lmao
God, I fucking hate comics whose ENTIRE ACT AND PERSONALITY is just them complaining about cancel culture, triggered SJW snowflakes and not being able to make a single joke in *currentyear*. I swear, so many comics with zero insight or personality made careers of that. Doesn’t the fact that you’re able to sell out shows show that you can actually make jokes and comedy isn’t dead like you claim it is? Just the laziest shit ever man, can’t believe so many people like watching some guy complain about being “censored” for an hour.
Dude just uploaded an entire joe rogan episode like we wouldn't notice
Everyone's saying Joe Rogan and Bill Burr but Andrew Schultz's podcast also fits the bill perfectly
Anthony Santino's too.
Most male comedians of a certain age eventually go down this route. They're not actually funny in the main, because they can't conceive of a form of humour that doesn't punch down. They were probably bullies in school with a lot of Crabbe and Goyle friends. Cruelty always gets a laugh from the dull witted, and the moment they find out they aren't funny, they launch into exactly the rant Joel's depicting. And then their dull witted fans leap in to defend them because they have even less imagination.
@@azraphon Good analysis.
Used to think Andrew Schultz was kind of funny but then I saw some of his stuff where he's whining about people being offended...and a few months after that he got a Netflix special
@@azraphon I think it might just be that they're out of touch and old and good comedy means being in touch and being able to accurately make fun of something with fresh eyes. They're old rich people, not exactly the best place to spawn fresh and funny critiques.
Comedians are the most oppressed race in the history of histories.
My least favorite type of humor has to be Comedy.
Nice one dude.
“Big shout out to square space, I don’t know what they do and who they are, I don’t know much of anything”
Thanks for this, I would have missed it if you didn't type it out.
@@JohnDBloch what’s it like being a miserable douche-fuck
that escalated quickly... everyone is out for blood wtf
@@oscarard7482 FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYUOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Joe Roganing intensifies.
I watched the Inside Outtakes and thought of this. You did it first!! 😂
"It's political correctness gone mad"
I mean it really is though. Hard to deny that.
@@user-no2vw8tm2s Hahaha NO
These days, if you say you're English, you get thrown in prison
@@Dinckelburg I'm English (that's a lie, I'm German)
Come get me
@@Dinckelburg lmao no
You forget to mention a buddy of yours and rant about DMT
The thing is that Joe actually has a massive variety of guests on from various political viewpoints so I think this is one of the few sketches that doesn't really work.
@@WybjornVR Joe smokes weed and tries to get his guests to smoke weed. Stop smoking weed, loser.
@@dabeln1 epic and based you are the second coming, Jesus squared
@KimuTone That adds more credence to my point
And Elk
I like how you absolutely nailed the comedian-core apparel
This whole sketch is just chef's kiss, for reals this is awesome
Your comment introduced me to chef's kiss as an adjective. My day has been brightened and my words are embiggened.
It's been a long time since a youtube video has made me laugh so much!
You're doing a wonderful thing bringing joy to people with your talent!
Please keep it up!
The fact that this video got dislikes just proves how sensitive Joe Rogan fans are. They can't stand their boy being roasted, even a ltitle.
Its honestly getting kind of cultish.
I dont like his podcast but he does bring on alternative openion to debate
I like some of Joe Rogan. Just... in small doses. His approach is refreshing, because he brings on different people who don't just circle jerk his own mindset. We get plenty of that hot fucking garbage elsewhere. If we're talking comedy, I'd rather have George Carlin than literally anyone else on the planet.
Or it just means that some people disliked it bc it's not that funny
Every single video on youtube has dislikes. The like to dislike ratio on this one isn't too bad.
is that… that's a kitchen sieve on a camera tripod handle
This is spot on Joel. Join them next week as they discuss the joys of hunting and how much they love their dogs.
Missed opportunity to get an actual sponsor for this video.
Seriously, like how do you talk about Squarespace without even mentioning their award winning 24/7 dragon-drop tools?
Holy shit dude, Bo Burnam basically made this same sketch in the Inside Outakes. You were ahead of the times
No hate on Joel or Bo (or you!), but people have been spoofing this since the emergence of these types of podcasts like 15 years ago...I'm just old and lived it...still funny, though
@@mall7202 Of course, but the two sketches are very similar in specific ways.
@@calebharris6951 true, I don't know why I felt the need to write that, honestly...but I did lol
"I'm no expert and I'm just talking s$$t, but also listen to me" - Joe Comedian
"Comedian"
@@TheBlkzenki Yeah, it's spelled Rogan, not Comedian.
@@VikingTeddy Rogan's the man, what are you talking about? Dude visits self-transforming machine elves then tracks and kills an elk in the wild with nothing but some boots and a long-bow.
There are so many people who unironically watch the sort of shows this video satirizes 😭
wtf do you listen to then? dry ass talk shows or political new?
@@DurkDiggler nice one hehehehe
I hope this recording was pre-covid. They were not being safe u_u
Pssh like they care, “safety” “precautions” and “scientific” “guidelines” are for little bitches
...“addt’l scare quote”
I hear strainer pop filters are making a comeback!
This feels like a College Humor sketch, which is probably a testament to how cleanly produced and written this was.
Don't insult Joel by comparing him to College Humor.
@@R3fug333 College Humor's funny though, dude. Taste is subjective though but alumni of CH routinely end up writing for bigger and "better" things all the time.
and how sub par, college humor hasnt been relavent for 10 years and this is trite
Ah, I was wondering why the comment section on this particular video was so naive sounding. Thank you.
I really don't get the high 🐴 people are trying to ride by saying a comedy company that's ran for 20 years by making people laugh isn't funny.
"Don't insult Joel by saying he's just as good as people who write for SNL and produce TV like Adam Ruins Everything" sounds incredibly dumb.
I get that it might not be your kind of humor but come on...
There seems to be an inverse relationship between “talking about something that’s funny” and “something actually being funny.”
the words didn't come out right,
Discussing Comedy is very boring
Them both genuinely appreciating each other’s joke is hilarious
I love the way you make your points. Always funny. Always spot on.
This is so freaking spot on.
All these comedians playing victim sadly enough all wrote the same, already played out joke, throwing around the same buzz words.
Thank you for this!
Freakin brilliant! Even the on the nose "echo chamber" comment. Love your stuff!
How did I get to Dave Ruben's channel?
Must have gotten lost, made the wrong turn at the fork in the Rogan, then made a hard right onto Bullshit Boulevard where Crowder lives and drove straight off a cliff while Shapiro watched and fapped in a nearby bush, landing directly on Ruben's channel.
This is the greatest ever, so damn true, none of them see how ridiculous they look saying that then also toeing the line at every turn.
This showed up on my feed right after Joe Rogan told everyone to not get vaccinated. Golden.
They shouldn’t
The lighting in the thumbnail made me think this was just a recommended podcast clip for a second.
The only podcast short snippet that is actually 100% honest (on its dishonesty)
Something about the way Joel struggles to talk. Is adorable 🤣
Huh, yeah, that's exactly what comedians do. Sorry Bill Burr
Your writing, directing & acting is so spot on! And all of your videos have so much variety 🤩 EDIT: just noticed that the pop filter on the mic is a strainer haha wtf
So glad I subscribed, Joel!
Holy shit I’m so happy I found your channel! Everything is gold.
Comedians are correct on this issue kind of like how Thor was correct at the end of Thor: The Dark World.
I see what you did there :P
These videos are getting their own inside jokes and I love it.
Perfect!
The Joel Harver KRplus Universe
Ahhh the video that got me into Joel Haver. What a masterpiece
I'm obsessed with this channel.
Lmao Bill Burr and Joe Rogan.
Damn! You've already sold out to Squarespace!
ive watched so many joel vids that youtube knows what I want from this app now
This is the best short film you’ve ever made man. Goddamn I am indignant just smelling this video.
This guy is one of the most creative KRplusrs ever
This man must be protected at all costs
Joel: thank you for your work.
A hidden Gem
I love how he'll call people snowflakes then get offended over him having to wear a mask
Wait, who'd he call a snowflake? I used to listen to him like ten years ago but stopped probably 4 or 5 years ago and I've never heard him call someone out specifically
@@Honcho69able he doesnt exactly say it but he calls people idiots for being offended towards things that are reasonable to be offended over. and recently he's been getting mad he has to wear masks at places.
"bro you're stifling comedy by telling me I can't call for genocide"
"Hey, I'm just putting it out, alright? I'm not saying what we should or shouldn't do, I'm just exploring things for the sake of argument, ya know?!"
“Genocide”... it truly shows how you understand nothing
Also the fact that both comedians are wearing the headphones the wrong way round 🤣🤣
This was so so good. the slight delay on echo haha
Ah yes, my body feels better after watching this.
Is this a new episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
This is great
PS I love the strainer as a pop filter
that damn strainer lol
I cannot recommend this podcast enough to all my hominids out there - THIS is how you get opposing views to clash, and let everyone decide for themselves what THE TRUTH IS! Also whisky and weed.
So Bo Burnham basically just copied this sketch?
This is amazing
nailed it
I used to live in a house where a housemate world listen to Joe Rogan be the worst at max volume anywhere he was. It was awful
The dollop is a podcast by two comedians but it's about history
And their rivals, Behind the Bastards, which is a crazy journalist (took a bunch of drugs, asked his friends to take a bunch of drugs, so he could write a book about drugs; also covered Iraq and Syria on the ground) telling comedians about shitty people in history. I learned about the Dollop bc BtB covered the California Egg War also and mentioned competing with the Dollop. Now I'm going to have to listen to both.
Dollop blocks people with different opinions
@@LivSaysNonsense yep. I used to love the hell out of that podcast. They went apeshit.
History hyenas best history podcast by comedians
@@LivSaysNonsense wait, when did this happen? I stopped listening an year ago
omg I'd watch an hour of this
That was really good.
How Rogan basically.
How is this like Rogan?
@@cordlefhrichter1520 if you dont know then you havent watched enough of rogans podcasts, or are a dumb fuck who hasnt paid attention and just tuned in brainlessly.
@@steverogers7601 Wow, you really sound like a stupid piece of shit.
Both cordle and Steve sound like assholes, who gives a shit what some dude on a podcast says or who watches. Dudes a washed up ufc fighter turned some guy with a mic. You guys gotta be living life large if you’re willing to shit on each other over something that small
@@cordlefhrichter1520 yea you know what, I apologize. That really was uncalled for and I shouldn’t have cursed at you. It was fucked up and I’m genuinely sorry about that and hope you can accept my apology.
"And say hello to our special guest, A Nazi!"
"The Ess Jay Double-yews will tell you our guest today is a """"nazi,"""" but I've made the unique observation that they're calling just about everyone a nazi these days, amirite fellas??? Anyway what they're too busy "soying out" about to tell you is that he's ACTUALLY an autocratic accelerationist white identitarian in favor of establishing a caucasian ethnostate because it would help us GET ALONG better with other people! Anyways welcome to the show Jontron"
Damn I wish I had a time machine
@@JohnWhatshisdoe That last line. Ouch
@@JohnWhatshisdoe PFFFFFTTTT
@@JohnWhatshisdoe Lmao you're still salty about that? You're sad af tbh.
They make some good points.
Bro that microphone looks amazing
Lol, it's basically down to a science now
Ya know whats scary? People referencing Joe Rogan and other folks, but I can also identify a lot of commedians in my country, Brazil. I guess that shitty stuff is global?
Was that a sieve for the microphone guard thing? Lol.
Loved this black mirror episode.
You did it. You broke down the Joe Rogan Podcast to its bare essentials
Lmao this sounds like Bert/Christina/Tom
the pop filter strainer on the microphone tripod is so good
THANK YOU
Finally! At least someone is saying this!
Oh sheesh that was fire
Beautiful
Using a kitchen sieve as a popshield is inspired!
How well does it work, anyone know?
Careful saying stuff like this bud, might get canceled, cant say anything anymore
This but unironically
this is one of the best bits i have ever seen.
Hilarious 😂 I thought the other dude was gonna throw in a Ridge wallet advertisement 🤣🤣🤣
Oh crap that is spot on