British Priest Reviews Dank Christmas Memes!?🎅

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  • 게시일 2019. 12. 15.
  • Today we take a JOLLY look at some Dank Christian Christmas Memes with Rev. Chris!!
    And as it's the season to be JOLLY, you can take a look at our JOLLY Merch here: teespring.com/stores/jolly-merch
    오늘은 크리스 신부님과 댕크한 기독교 크리스마스 짤을 졸리하게 살펴봅니다!!
    그리고 특히 졸리한 시즌인만큼, 저희 졸리 굿즈도 여기서 확인하실 수 있어요 : teespring.com/stores/jolly-merch
    Buy Josh’s autobiography (written by Ollie) here: geni.us/carrotland
    Written and Directed by Josh and Ollie
    Series Producer: Hyemin Lim & Sepi Zolfaghari
    Production Assistant: Jordan Carrott
    Editor: Grace Park & Sepi Zolfaghari
    Editor/Translator: Sejun Lee
    Translator: Miso Kang
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  • @muhamadzameer
    @muhamadzameer 4 년 전 +8220

    That socks with Ollie’s face is horrifying. Like legit.

    • @Brochief
      @Brochief 4 년 전 +614

      how many pairs you buying?

    • @crystalyuhan
      @crystalyuhan 4 년 전 +88

      I have to agree xD
      It's terrifyingly hilarious though. I wouldn't buy it, but it gave me a good laugh :D

    • @heitorazevedo5255
      @heitorazevedo5255 4 년 전 +42

      I agree with you, also... I'm buying it!!!

    • @lisreads4872
      @lisreads4872 4 년 전 +21

      I’d still buy them though😂

    • @vasilikiniki7390
      @vasilikiniki7390 4 년 전 +7

      I was just thinking about it 😂

  • @nataliem9172
    @nataliem9172 3 년 전 +5111

    Josh: “I can’t believe 2019 went that quickly” Year 2020: *laughing maniacally in the distance*

    • @LilySmith90
      @LilySmith90 3 년 전 +66

      Had this thought exactly!

    • @Allie1981
      @Allie1981 3 년 전 +36

      I was thinking something similar.

    • @jpoeng
      @jpoeng 3 년 전 +76

      2021 getting ready to tell 2020 “Hold my beer...”

    • @arizeishan2461
      @arizeishan2461 3 년 전 +20

      *Insert woody laughing amidst fire meme*

    • @albinprivat6774
      @albinprivat6774 3 년 전 +14

      “That time you’ll pay dearly for”

  • @biihisme
    @biihisme 4 년 전 +6939

    The fact that there's a parental disclaimer about the existence or lack thereof of Santa is adorable

    • @azulizachan7595
      @azulizachan7595 4 년 전 +96

      I know 'existance' is incorrect, but it looks better than 'existence' sometimes and I don't know why

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 4 년 전 +27

      I know right? That's so thoughtful

    • @BenTajer89
      @BenTajer89 4 년 전 +3

      666 likes rn

    • @mikemouse7581
      @mikemouse7581 4 년 전 +3

      Was about to write it😉

    • @Usksbdudhdvd
      @Usksbdudhdvd 3 년 전 +6

      Then ollie must have edited it

  • @skeletalgaming4198
    @skeletalgaming4198 4 년 전 +2561

    "I brought you Frankincense."
    "Thank you."
    "And I brought you Myrrh."
    "Thank you."
    "Myrrh-dur!"
    *gasps* "Judas!"

    • @vincem1140
      @vincem1140 4 년 전 +70

      *AH YES THANK THE STARS* a b99 reference

    • @putaidanganimal1
      @putaidanganimal1 4 년 전 +60

      I laugh at this silently like a dying pterodactyl cause it's 5 am and everyone is asleep 😂

    • @skeletalgaming4198
      @skeletalgaming4198 4 년 전 +32

      @@putaidanganimal1 Very considerate of you. I'm sure your neighbours will be grateful

    • @alltheaudios3162
      @alltheaudios3162 4 년 전 +8

      Skeletal gaming love it. Made me chuckle!

    • @skeletalgaming4198
      @skeletalgaming4198 4 년 전 +7

      @@alltheaudios3162 Mission Accomplished 😎

  • @Sophie-gn8jw
    @Sophie-gn8jw 4 년 전 +2073

    The Ollie socks though
    I wheezed-
    Singlehandedly the best socks of all time

  • @Jhopemmaa
    @Jhopemmaa 4 년 전 +2531

    I love how you have a "parental disclaimer" to preserve young viewers' childhood innocence😂😂

    • @p2seline
      @p2seline 4 년 전 +13

      Well, Santa Claus does exist. He lives in Lapland :)

    • @Jhopemmaa
      @Jhopemmaa 4 년 전 +3

      @@p2seline 😨 i thought he lives at the north pole??

    • @p2seline
      @p2seline 4 년 전 +8

      @@Jhopemmaa Well Lapland is in the North Pole. Google search Lapland :)

    • @-galacticyoongles-5716
      @-galacticyoongles-5716 4 년 전 +4

      1) Hello fellow ARMY!
      2) 😄😂

    • @bazybeagle5865
      @bazybeagle5865 4 년 전

      I love your pfp

  • @trustworthy_hypocrite1838

    People: **comes to church one day a year**
    Rev. Chris: _Am I a joke to you?_

    • @sarcastic_slob
      @sarcastic_slob 3 년 전 +6

      Scandinavians: Church? You mean the turist attraction that have prisets? 🤔

    • @KVSGamer
      @KVSGamer 3 년 전 +2

      1k likes but only 2 replies?

    • @trustworthy_hypocrite1838
      @trustworthy_hypocrite1838 3 년 전

      @@KVSGamer 💀3 now

    • @gamearmy2195
      @gamearmy2195 3 년 전

      @@sarcastic_slob yeah that's sad

    • @f.4248
      @f.4248 2 년 전

      @@sarcastic_slob I thougt most people in Skandinavia are Lutherans or am I wrong?
      But anyway, even in my villlage 80% of people in the christmas service are atheists. So I can relate.

  • @dropdeaddork23
    @dropdeaddork23 4 년 전 +6767

    Okay, so I have a genuine question. A boy grows up to become a priest, so do his parents call him father or son?
    Edit: There are so many replies on this. I think I was running on about two hours of sleep when I asked this question. You guys are great. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @arrryyyy
      @arrryyyy 4 년 전 +691

      Quick, get this to the top of the comment section

    • @christianivan756
      @christianivan756 4 년 전 +664

      Son. I mean they're technically still his parents and calling their son 'father' would be the weirdest thing to happen.

    • @darrelsvids158
      @darrelsvids158 4 년 전 +564

      God: I have actually never thought about that, child.

    • @ok757
      @ok757 3 년 전 +197

      It’s still their son so they call him son

    • @pigman8255
      @pigman8255 3 년 전 +366

      They call him Father Son

  • @tristin3489
    @tristin3489 4 년 전 +5537

    “what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?”
    “a.... stick?”
    “YES!”
    rev chris : **surprised pickachu face**

  • @pnaribrahimogullar7973
    @pnaribrahimogullar7973 4 년 전 +4159

    I’m happy Chris thinks different faiths should love and support each other. I’m a muslim but I love watching your videos because from the bottom of my heart I think the whole Jolly family is very genuine and kind. I love you guys! Merry Christmas 🎄

    • @kored927
      @kored927 4 년 전 +64

      Aaw that is so so sweet 🥰 Thank you! Have a nice holiday mate 😊

    • @kzizzles8329
      @kzizzles8329 4 년 전 +13

      Is it wrong to wish you a Merry Christmas?

    • @canpirtici7658
      @canpirtici7658 4 년 전 +6

      Kzizzles All this religion stuffs is freakness, who cares 😄 just skip it

    • @youseebiggirl
      @youseebiggirl 4 년 전 +82

      @@kzizzles8329 i don't think it's wrong at all, however i'd say Happy Holidays instead cos ya know, its more open if u feel me

    • @drea4864
      @drea4864 4 년 전 +29

      @Pinar Ibrahimogullari Same here 😁 I was so touched when I saw the picture. In my opinion, THAT is what believers always should do 😊😊

  • @crossnthtbridge
    @crossnthtbridge 4 년 전 +1451

    I propose an alternative punchline for the bakery joke:
    Jesus Crust

  • @smoot8634
    @smoot8634 4 년 전 +919

    Everyone: *"Legendary"*
    British people: *"Legendrry"*

    • @jesuschrist6609
      @jesuschrist6609 4 년 전 +31

      barney stinson: legen - wait for it - dary

    • @viviangalleher124
      @viviangalleher124 3 년 전 +15

      @@jesuschrist6609 Who would've thought that jesus is a himym fan

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo 3 년 전 +1

      @@viviangalleher124 well I'm sure he would have loved to hear the story about how his parents met 🤗

    • @saintslay
      @saintslay 3 년 전 +1

      @@jesuschrist6609 Holy to the himym fan

  • @tezzybear6316
    @tezzybear6316 4 년 전 +3885

    Josh: "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
    Me: my father

  • @roselle3129
    @roselle3129 4 년 전 +3458

    My brain is simple:
    I see rev chris
    I cliccc

  • @rebelliousnature4795
    @rebelliousnature4795 4 년 전 +529

    After buying a new house without a chimney
    Kid: Father, how is Santa going to bring us presents now?
    Father: .....Through the sewers and out of the toilet.
    Kid: *Afraid to sit on the toilet for the rest of their childhood*

    • @etherealstars5766
      @etherealstars5766 4 년 전 +35

      I just imagine Santa, and absolute dredge walking soaked through dirty sewers with a grim face XD XD bruh.

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 4 년 전 +21

      We didn't have a chimney growing up, so when I asked, my mom said Santa shrank down and came through the heating/AC vents.

    • @Eztli__Void
      @Eztli__Void 2 년 전 +6

      My mom said he just phased through the front door

  • @amc2271
    @amc2271 4 년 전 +363

    Rev Chris is so nice. When he says "everyone is welcomed at church" and praises the muslim christian one it's so wholesome. I remember I once had a friend that couldn't go into church bc the priest didn't accept other religions (her clothes were very telling). I feel like we need more people in the world like Rev Chris

    • @grcarie
      @grcarie 3 년 전 +16

      And it's not even about believing the religion. It's about welcoming and supporting people no matter what they practice, for their human dignity, for the love commanded in scripture, and for the sharing of the gospel.

    • @therock13yago62
      @therock13yago62 2 년 전 +4

      I’m a Muslim so i respect this man for saying this

    • @fzf7253
      @fzf7253 2 년 전 +3

      That's so weird. I grew up in the UK and we had a church next door to our primary school. The Muslim kids etc performed in the school show there, sang hymns etc (if they wanted to) and their parents were obviously welcome too. I've never come across a church that didn't welcome other faiths in.

  • @sammiissa4816
    @sammiissa4816 4 년 전 +4441

    Rev. Chris being supportive of everyone: iconic. king. we stan.

    • @morganfreeman544
      @morganfreeman544 4 년 전 +107

      I read as "Iconic. King. We Satan" oh noooo

    • @seththe1st
      @seththe1st 4 년 전 +16

      Morgan Freeman oh my. Oh oh oh. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @blackveilkade
      @blackveilkade 4 년 전 +26

      Me, a gay: **peers around corner**

    • @morganfreeman544
      @morganfreeman544 4 년 전 +44

      @@blackveilkade All good chief. Jesus wants you to follow him first, what that looks like comes later. Anyone who judges you for being gay before becoming Christian should not be a Christian.

    • @blackveilkade
      @blackveilkade 4 년 전 +17

      Morgan Freeman awww, thank you 💞💞
      I agree, God said you should not judge others. Why judge people for their sexual preference?

  • @kwillme9348
    @kwillme9348 4 년 전 +2806

    The Muslim and Christian one restored my faith in humanity.

    • @banablahbreadmissy5583
      @banablahbreadmissy5583 4 년 전 +33

      Same tho

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 4 년 전 +66

      J NYC the fear and mistrust are real, but they will only end when people prefer to see their end.
      Waaaaaay too many that want the fight, frequently because of shallow political reasons.

    • @JNYC-gb1pp
      @JNYC-gb1pp 4 년 전 +2

      @@Justanotherconsumer They will end when either group stops existing. Its ahistorical to suggest that people fight becuase of 'shallow political reasons'. There's nothing shallow about wanting to rule yourself with your own values and not having foreigners rule over you with foreign values and laws. You sound like a female.

    • @Valery0503
      @Valery0503 4 년 전 +33

      J NYC you sound like an incel bzw.

    • @kwillme9348
      @kwillme9348 4 년 전 +64

      @@JNYC-gb1pp yeah I understand there is still a lot of conflict and injustice, but it's moments like those that give hope that maybe one day things will better for both side.

  • @ILoveYou-bv7mf
    @ILoveYou-bv7mf 4 년 전 +486

    OMG my heart, the one where Christians and Muslims were protecting each other is just so wholesome i swear i nearly cried, as a muslim myself i was always taught that we should love our neighbors as well so same haha~💜💚
    Love your vids !!

    • @RuthKoheifish
      @RuthKoheifish 4 년 전 +44

      I'm a Christian and that warmed my heart too! Your safety is in my prayers sis 💗

    • @Yara-us5ey
      @Yara-us5ey 4 년 전 +18

      Im happy there arent any islamophobic stuff in here that arent tru ppl honestly had the audacity to spit out lies and act like they were reporting on fox news XD I even had to clear it up by putting a comment with the english translation of the quran

    • @jacklinehossam209
      @jacklinehossam209 3 년 전 +20

      as a christian and an Egyptian myself who lived during there hard times when I saw this it wormed my heart too !!

    • @Seebaer-wg6jh
      @Seebaer-wg6jh 3 년 전 +4

      What is sad is that they needed to be protected.

    • @starstrangledmanwithaplan8148
      @starstrangledmanwithaplan8148 3 년 전

      @@arolemaprarath6615 Not all Muslims are like that but I understand your feeling.

  • @Kesautly
    @Kesautly 4 년 전 +314

    Rev Chris could have a Christian channel and I, as a human that isn’t really following a religion, could honestly be persuaded if I listen to rev Chris preaching.

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 4 년 전 +9

      there is a brasilian father that is really funny, he like chris is open minded and explain things without any bullshit, like " because god say so" he provides actual examples and also exceptions, my dad that is far from religion for decades watch him al the time on youtube, he preached in USA, but only in portuguese krplus.net/bidio/pZiGq5d7i6OZYZQ
      one line he says is "the first thing i read about god, it was made for young readers, there was a man a woman and an apple, it got my attention, because they where almost naked"

    • @marcoculture1065
      @marcoculture1065 3 년 전 +1

      😁

    • @TheGeographyWatch
      @TheGeographyWatch 3 년 전 +3

      Lol, he does have a youtube channel. His 60-second sermons are really amazing!

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 2 년 전

      Also, there are sooooo many ways to be spiritual and not religious! Finding someone on the internet to be charismatic is not really the best way to choose a theology, make some lists of things that are important to you and things that you can’t abide and find a doctrine that fits those, and then just dip a toe in...religion was created by man, so as a general rule, you shouldn’t dive head first...good chance it’s the shallow end. 😉

  • @Dunsiti
    @Dunsiti 4 년 전 +1775

    My grandma loves Rev Chris so much! She’s going to be so happy when I show her this!!

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 년 전 +12

      Awwe 🌸

    • @whiteribbon17
      @whiteribbon17 4 년 전 +1

      Aww that's so cute :(

    • @whiteribbon17
      @whiteribbon17 4 년 전 +3

      @kim doyoung’s smile made the sun jobless lol where's the lie in your username tho

  • @kysayshi
    @kysayshi 4 년 전 +1583

    Me: Mom i know what i finally want for Christmas.
    Mom: Oh what is it?
    Me: *Shows the socks*
    Mom: Thats.....you want socks with someone's faces on it?
    Me: YES. ITS OLLIE'S FACE. THATS WHY.

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 4 년 전 +14

      completely relatable.

    • @merya4
      @merya4 4 년 전 +9

      Those socks are so creepy. I need them so bad.

  • @caseydubois3645
    @caseydubois3645 3 년 전 +76

    2:14 yeah, it's called Claus-trophobia

  • @MariAnimates
    @MariAnimates 3 년 전 +160

    Parts of Songs that everybody screams:
    1. Mama, I don't wanna die
    2. Five Golden Rings
    3. Woah, livin' on a prayer
    4. It's the final countdown
    5. And I will always love you
    6. Secret Tunnel
    7. Thriller
    8.sweet Caroline (dun dun dun)
    9. Billy Nye the science guy

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 3 년 전 +7

      Mari Animates
      5. And I will always love you
      6. Secret Tunnel

    • @davsavage7
      @davsavage7 3 년 전 +5

      8. SWEET CAROLINE, DUN DUN DUUUNNN

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 3 년 전 +1

      Come on, Eileen too loo ry ay

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 3 년 전 +1

      Bill Nye the science guy?

    • @user-iu4fm5rb8i
      @user-iu4fm5rb8i 3 년 전 +11

      *Mama, ooooOOOOOOoooooohhh

  • @plisa211
    @plisa211 4 년 전 +1108

    I feel like Rev Chris is the chillest reverend ever. I couldn’t imagine anyone ever feeling judged or uncomfortable with him there to welcome them. I wish I could attend one of his sermons.

    • @ryanbonner25
      @ryanbonner25 4 년 전 +24

      i guess you have be like that as a holy man in the first world nowadays - people aren't as indoctrinated as they used to be - our species has way more information about the nature of reality than EVER before.

    • @roteberg1
      @roteberg1 4 년 전 +52

      Rev. Chris would make me go to church. And I'm an atheist.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 년 전 +2

      I mean he has some of the religious stuff i find gross coming out in these video's so i wouldn't really be comfortable with him. Like in another video he said "everyone is broken" in a matter of faith kinda way. That kinda original sin bullshit i guess. I do myself think that many people are broken, most in fact but i don't just accept it. Broken people tell me we need to stop breaking people. Its not an inherent quality the way he implies with his wording and speeches.
      So basically my problems with him are just that he holds onto any of the problems i have with religions like his.

    • @roteberg1
      @roteberg1 4 년 전 +8

      @@Merilirem but he has this aura that gives of logic to that religious bs, he's a modern kind of priest.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 년 전 +4

      @@roteberg1 This was about being comfortable or not. Also the aura i get from him is more skin of his teeth. I mean the god is good part itself is enough of a talking point since the only examples ever given are not at all of a good God. Without that your left with nothing to base the goodness of his god on.
      He feels like he needs his belief more than logic. I can't be truly comfortable around someone like that. Thats not even a religious thing, people have lots of beliefs after all. The problem with that kind of thinking is that you run into points that cannot be conceded and some if not most of those points directly cause problems.
      He can go exist all he likes but i wouldn't socialize with him. My OCD would require me to debate his beliefs until an understanding was reached and that usually means the other party disengaging.

  • @leanderdato4764
    @leanderdato4764 4 년 전 +483

    Josh in Ollie‘s instagram story: nobody will buy these sock
    Everybody in this comment section: hold my mulled wine

  • @jackbarbey
    @jackbarbey 4 년 전 +611

    I'm sorry, does no one else say, "five goldEN rings?" Is this an American thing?

  • @lookiamnotyourmombutiamyou9972

    Romans and King Herod: “Um... Whatcha got there?”
    *Mary with the son of god*
    Also Mary: *”A smoothie.”*

  • @sketchy.wanderer
    @sketchy.wanderer 4 년 전 +423

    They shout the 5 gold ring because it’s a shout of relief because the first 4 gifts are bloody birds so to her it’s like “finally some good freakin gifts” 😂

    • @Maria-jq3zv
      @Maria-jq3zv 4 년 전 +11

      Jovan Made me laugh way too hard! And then the next few are birds, too.

    • @sketchy.wanderer
      @sketchy.wanderer 4 년 전 +2

      ​@@Maria-jq3zv lol nyhahah in todays economy that 5 golden rings can probably buy/hire all the other stuffs.

    • @juniper617
      @juniper617 4 년 전

      It’s the only one everyone actually knows.

  • @allieoop9277
    @allieoop9277 4 년 전 +614

    i’m a humble bean, i see “British Priest,” i click.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 2 년 전 +28

    In my family, we call December 23rd “Christmas Adam”, because Adam was made before Eve. It’s silly, but it’s fun. That’s also my friend’s birthday! We all make sure to celebrate her on the day so it doesn’t get fused with Christmas.
    On a cultural note, in America we sing “five golden rings” instead of “five gold rings”. I just thought this was a neat comparison!

    • @gandaruvu
      @gandaruvu 3 개월 전

      Fun fact, traditionally in the church, 24th December was celebrated as the feast of Adam and Eve

  • @TheRectorscale
    @TheRectorscale 4 년 전 +91

    December 25th: Christmas
    December 24th: Christmas Eve
    December 23rd: Christmas Adam
    December 22nd: Christmas...God?

    • @jackferfag9862
      @jackferfag9862 3 년 전

      Took me a few seconds

    • @TheRectorscale
      @TheRectorscale 3 년 전 +2

      Oh wow, I just realized that if this logic continued then Christmas Day would be Christmas Cain...Christmas Cain = Candy Cane =0

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 2 년 전

      Actually we call the 23rd Kvelden før Kvelden meaning «the night before the night». It’s because we celebrate and open presents on Christmas Eve.
      I know this was supposed to be a joke, but I though it would be interesting to share anyway.

  • @araz6322
    @araz6322 4 년 전 +432

    *_When there’s no chimney he just breaks the window then steals your food_*

  • @nurselaykan3721
    @nurselaykan3721 4 년 전 +833

    M E R C H!!!!!! FINALLY, THE LORD HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!!!!

    • @johnnyflor
      @johnnyflor 4 년 전 +16

      Hallelujah!!! (Rev. Chris voice)

  • @amemberofthecouncil1566
    @amemberofthecouncil1566 4 년 전 +135

    God creating pistol shrimp
    God: so you know shrimp
    Angel: yeah
    God: give it a gun
    Angel: *what*
    God:Ok fine
    Angel:phew
    God: give it the force of a gun
    Angel: *what why*
    God: *DO IT*

    • @devonlord99
      @devonlord99 4 년 전 +10

      Shadow 99 at least he toned it down from 120mm high velocity APDSFS shrimp

  • @paaqweku
    @paaqweku 4 년 전 +44

    You know sometimes KRplus's recommended section isn't that bad

  • @TheATRAs14
    @TheATRAs14 4 년 전 +395

    The Christmas jokes - at first Ollie looked like he was trying to transport himself to another dimension

  • @federicacucchetti3792
    @federicacucchetti3792 4 년 전 +1842

    I don’t think they got the “YOU BETTER WATCH OUT” vine reference

  • @redpanda8723
    @redpanda8723 4 년 전 +42

    Rev Chris is legit. Love his advice, insight and most of all ACCURATE BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. Wholesome, so wholesome. Bless 🙏🏼❤️

  • @Anonymous-zk7nv
    @Anonymous-zk7nv 4 년 전 +30

    We actually call December 23th “little Christmas Eve” here in Norway. I think it’s funny when people get confused about it.

  • @House_of_Caine
    @House_of_Caine 4 년 전 +642

    In Finland, the "Christmas Eve Eve" is actually a thing.

    • @christafranken9170
      @christafranken9170 4 년 전 +25

      In the Netherlands we dont, we just have an actual second day of Christmas to adjust for that.

    • @Brooklyn-Manhattan
      @Brooklyn-Manhattan 4 년 전 +18

      Christmas Adam.

    • @fretzmercine8276
      @fretzmercine8276 4 년 전 +1

      Sorry I dont get it. Can anyone explain to me the meaning??

    • @juniper617
      @juniper617 4 년 전 +24

      In New York we call it the workday when no one does anything, if they show up at all. Unless you work in retail, in which case they just call it “hell.”

    • @fretzmercine8276
      @fretzmercine8276 4 년 전 +1

      @@juniper617 oh! Tnx btw happyy holidays

  • @naorsiba96
    @naorsiba96 4 년 전 +141

    People are going to be like “who is that dude on your socks” lmaoo

  • @henrywux7602
    @henrywux7602 4 년 전 +75

    I’d go to church literally ever day if I’d got a priest like him

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 4 년 전 +9

      same, my church is two faced, reason i'd say it is cause when my parents were together and we went, it was fine, but my parents had a divorce due to abuse and mom wanted to separate and the church did not support us, yet they still support him cause he still goes... :( they never asked how WE are doing/coping.. just sad

    • @sophiejones7727
      @sophiejones7727 4 년 전 +8

      ​@@Kittyxoxo ick. Sounds like it's time to get a new church for you and your mom.

    • @TheSangheili000
      @TheSangheili000 4 년 전 +1

      @@sophiejones7727 that's how protestants came to be lol

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 4 년 전 +1

      @@TheSangheili000 she ment a different physical church.

  • @ghostfaceishot876
    @ghostfaceishot876 3 년 전 +24

    Parental Disclaimer: We discuss the existance/nonexistance of SANTA

  • @ashleysmiles
    @ashleysmiles 4 년 전 +383

    Random fact: here in America, at least everyone I know, we say "five golden rings" instead of just "gold".

    • @aussiejjdude3066
      @aussiejjdude3066 4 년 전 +32

      And Australia

    • @keuniichiwa
      @keuniichiwa 4 년 전 +30

      Yeah cause the syllables fit more to the tune. "gold" just wouldnt suffice.

    • @missstrange1995
      @missstrange1995 4 년 전 +37

      Honestly, I've always learned it as "golden" 😂 It was only a little later that I heard it as "gold". It sure felt weird. 😂

    • @ellkin2052
      @ellkin2052 4 년 전 +18

      Yes, 'golden' is my recollection. Also, it was written in French then English, and the original line is 'Colling birds'. They were COLLING birds, the alternative name for love birds and blackbirds ... back in the day.

    • @mayzee2937
      @mayzee2937 4 년 전 +8

      i'm english and everyone where I live say it too, I didn't know people sang 'gold' instead of 'golden' ?? wow learn something new everyday

  • @morainachandler880
    @morainachandler880 4 년 전 +175

    Gets a joke right
    "My life is complete!"
    I just realized what was missing in my life lol!

  • @miss__misfit6172
    @miss__misfit6172 4 년 전 +6

    That disclaimer at 0:30 was enough for me to not watch the video. I must stay a child for as long as possible 🤣

  • @Klevi1992
    @Klevi1992 4 년 전 +19

    "Everyone is wellcome in chuirch all time of the yeah!"
    -corona breaks out

  • @user-su9pi5zi7v
    @user-su9pi5zi7v 4 년 전 +882

    a parental disclaimer for talking about non existential Santa Claus howdy

  • @wishuponrstarr
    @wishuponrstarr 4 년 전 +205

    I'm not really the religious type but man if the priests around here were more like Rev Chris maybe I'd spend more time at church

    • @lydias2447
      @lydias2447 4 년 전 +14

      my pastor is so much like him she's my favorite person in the world! there are sooo many decent pastors out there (especially in Episcopal or Methodist churches) and I'm sure there's some in your area, you just have to find them! the meanest people are unfortunately the loudest lol

    • @talosheeg
      @talosheeg 4 년 전 +4

      I wish Armenian pastors were like this!! Our churches, since we are the first Christian country, are super traditional and could use some updating to keep their congregations, younger Armenians like me have stopped going

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 년 전

      @@lydias2447 yes!

    • @kzizzles8329
      @kzizzles8329 4 년 전 +2

      Have you spoken with them? All of the priests I know have a great sense of humor

    • @wishuponrstarr
      @wishuponrstarr 4 년 전 +5

      @@kzizzles8329 unfortunately as a queer person that grew up in Tennessee a lot of the churches in my town had requirements that would have made me choose between my identity and the church, or I was just too scared to take the risk of not being welcome if the church didn't explicitly state their position. I've moved away for college so maybe I'll talk to some pastors around the campus area

  • @owynnuber7231
    @owynnuber7231 4 년 전 +17

    "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when your awake!"
    me: "S-So call the police-"

  • @darinhardie8514
    @darinhardie8514 3 년 전 +5

    "No line of a verse, of a song, the entire year is sung as loud as five gold rings."
    _Sweet Caroline:_
    "Are you challenging me?

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 2 년 전

      Or "Son Of My Father". When I have sung that line - or my friends for that matter - it's blasted out like nobody's business!

  • @lakhaulas
    @lakhaulas 4 년 전 +575

    Me, a muslim, seing dank christian memes: "ha, relatable 😂"

    • @aivreescend7945
      @aivreescend7945 4 년 전 +25

      Fellow muslim here. Laughed my ass off.

    • @battleship6177
      @battleship6177 4 년 전 +18

      Christian here, laughed a lot. Hope y'all are having a great time!

    • @TheSangheili000
      @TheSangheili000 4 년 전 +6

      Would you laugh at dank muslim memes?

    • @battleship6177
      @battleship6177 4 년 전 +14

      @@TheSangheili000 If they were funny, sure I will

    • @jyuinchi3461
      @jyuinchi3461 4 년 전 +3

      @@TheSangheili000 there's a subreddit for dank Muslim memes too

  • @cloudyrein8042
    @cloudyrein8042 4 년 전 +61

    "it's a season to be jolly"
    Imma use this to everyone

  • @hannahmilby4870
    @hannahmilby4870 3 년 전 +33

    Them talking about how sad it is that 2019 is ending
    Me: Just wait. You have no idea

    • @-HolySpiritDove-
      @-HolySpiritDove- 3 년 전 +2

      Prophecy by the Holy Spirit of God 🔭 😉 😇✨💫

  • @rosemary.-6576
    @rosemary.-6576 4 년 전 +22

    "Mum can I buy socks?"
    no we have them at home
    *the socks at home **0:09*

  • @nerdiconium1365
    @nerdiconium1365 4 년 전 +281

    I always thought it’s “five goldEN rings!!!!!!” Anyone else?

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 4 년 전 +24

      Hasn't it always been Five Golden Rings? I mean, it doesn't make sense to have to drag the gold to make 4 syllables like; "Five go-old rings!"

    • @Ackermanicure
      @Ackermanicure 4 년 전 +12

      Me too! I am so confused

    • @kylria1321
      @kylria1321 4 년 전 +38

      One is the American version and the other the British version.

    • @c412b
      @c412b 4 년 전 +9

      I know it's golden rings
      PS. look up the original 12 days of Christmas song, completely different

    • @gandaruvu
      @gandaruvu 4 년 전 +28

      @@c412b it was originally gold. The current melody we used to sing the song was only existing from the 1900s, while the lyric itself existed centuries before that. And it's gold not golden because it was most likely referring to gold ring pheasants, which makes the first 7 days have bird themed gifts non stop

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 년 전 +66

    "He has easy access to the house... even if there's no chimney." 😂😂 _Ollie's face_

  • @elianamendes4374
    @elianamendes4374 8 개월 전 +4

    9:49 josh : can’t believe 2019 went so quickly !
    2020: hahahhahahahahah
    2021: muhahahahahah
    2022: still funny ! Hahahahah
    2023: sipping on my 3rd coffee before 10 am … WHY JOSH ??? WHY???

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 2 년 전 +4

    I love Rev Chris’s perplexed face as he tries to make sense of certain things sometimes. It’s great ^__^

  • @everxtime
    @everxtime 4 년 전 +128

    I'm totally buying myself the socks with ollie's face on them

    • @Someone-tk7zh
      @Someone-tk7zh 4 년 전 +1

      I wish somebody gave them to me as a Christmas gift... That would be super cool

  • @ChristianGle
    @ChristianGle 4 년 전 +48

    Good job Rev. Chris for pointing out of the three gifts and “wise men”!

  • @tr0ubledreligi0n44
    @tr0ubledreligi0n44 4 년 전 +51

    Chris: we have to love other religions
    Crusade intensifies

  • @user-rp3nc9oi9s
    @user-rp3nc9oi9s 4 년 전 +19

    This channel should be named “Rev. Chris and Jolly”

  • @shushanikaleksanyan3397
    @shushanikaleksanyan3397 4 년 전 +312

    No one:
    Not anyone at all:
    Rev.Chris: 5 GOLD RINGSS!!!
    edit: thanks for all the likes ☺️

  • @liyamb8363
    @liyamb8363 4 년 전 +228

    Why don't yall officially add Chris as a part of Jolly now?

    • @rogoth01themasterwizard11
      @rogoth01themasterwizard11 4 년 전

      legally they can't

    • @rogoth01themasterwizard11
      @rogoth01themasterwizard11 4 년 전 +37

      @King Zarathos a priest for the most part is not allowed to work any job for a profit making organisation unless given express permission by the bishop of his diocese, and even then there's very strict criteria for that, there's a lot of things that would need to happen before he could be a permanent staff member.

    • @nameitsnottaken
      @nameitsnottaken 4 년 전 +1

      @@rogoth01themasterwizard11 ummm that's sad :(

    • @wstein244
      @wstein244 4 년 전 +14

      @@nameitsnottaken well... a member or not, as long as he is appear, im okay with that.

    • @liyamb8363
      @liyamb8363 4 년 전 +1

      @@rogoth01themasterwizard11 I know. I was just joking 😂

  • @hecate000
    @hecate000 4 년 전 +39

    They should have Rev. Chris react to moments from RuPaul’s Drag Race

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 4 년 전 +9

    "And he can easily gain access to the house, even if there's not a chimney!"
    Rev. Chris: *I don't like where this is going...*

  • @the_sad_gopnik6220
    @the_sad_gopnik6220 4 년 전 +236

    *Them: Christmas is on december 25th*
    *Orhtodox people: Am l a joke to you*

    • @frejakallklint7277
      @frejakallklint7277 4 년 전 +5

      This also works with Swedish people

    • @Natishere768
      @Natishere768 4 년 전 +32

      @Katina M. a lot of orthodox people celebrate christmas based on the Julian calendar instead of the gregorian calendar, which means celebrating it on January 7 (which incidentally is why they celebrate Easter at a different time too)

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 4 년 전 +4

      Orthodoxy basically doesn't exist
      Orthodox live in a parallel universe.

    • @the_sad_gopnik6220
      @the_sad_gopnik6220 4 년 전 +6

      @Katina M. I am orhtodox and l celebrate January 7th

    • @manonsegur7547
      @manonsegur7547 4 년 전 +21

      We litteraly don't know when Jesus was born. We just use this day because it matches old pagans celebrations and it signs the return of long days. Frankly Jesus may be born in July.

  • @stellalesair9276
    @stellalesair9276 4 년 전 +67

    Jolly: *enjoying memes about waking up on Christmas and getting presents*
    Me, a german who opens the presents in the evening of the 24th: *visible confusion*

    • @tka3
      @tka3 4 년 전 +4

      Me, who opens the presents nowhere near christmas: *visible confusion*

  • @nhienmccormick4734
    @nhienmccormick4734 4 년 전 +6

    That distracted man meme actually ends up with the two girls ditching the guy and dating each other lmfaoo

  • @ahlbughao4409
    @ahlbughao4409 4 년 전 +139

    Modern kids: Why do we have to go to mass?!
    Parents: The person conducting the mass is rev. Chris and....
    Kids: Nevermind! Thank you God!

  • @eviedeangelis5691
    @eviedeangelis5691 4 년 전 +42

    “What do you call a duck cross with Santa?”
    “A Ho Ho Quack?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OlliWilkman
    @OlliWilkman 4 년 전 +147

    "Christmas eve eve" is literally what the 23rd is called in Finland. It's not a holiday, but Christmas Eve is, so the 23rd is the last workday for many.

    • @jenniferlewer2265
      @jenniferlewer2265 4 년 전 +8

      Olli Wilkman in Norway we call it lillejulaften or little christmas eve in english

  • @Smuggy97
    @Smuggy97 4 년 전 +6

    These are simultaneously wholesome and funny all at once.

  • @bad.at.videogames.5514

    *4:20* Q: What do you call a bomerang that doesn't come back?
    me: dad (just a joke)

  • @JenniferEaster2023
    @JenniferEaster2023 4 년 전 +31

    My family calls Christmas Eve Eve, Christmas Adam, because Adam came before Eve. Get it?! lol

  • @art-14324
    @art-14324 4 년 전 +68

    Ok just imagine yourself wearing Ollie's face as a sock. It would be spectacular

  • @Kai-jx5qn
    @Kai-jx5qn 4 년 전

    This channel makes me so happy when i watch it its just so wholesome.

  • @lozicalthoughts4082

    Absolutely LOVE you guys, always entertaining, wholesome and inspiring. So glad I stumbled across Jolly (& The Korean Englishman), you two and all your friends give me hope there is still genuine goodness in this world. Keep up the good work!
    Much love,
    Loz (Lorienne)

  • @zarahh5203
    @zarahh5203 4 년 전 +74

    Just have to say that I love when Rev. Chris talks about faith! he does that in such an inspiring and peaceful way that it makes me want to get closer to God. Can't think of many religious leaders that can do that except for Omar Sulaiman and Mufti Menk.
    Anyhow, would be amazing if Rev. Chris could record he's own lectures :)

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 4 년 전 +7

      He does
      60 second sermons on his instagram. :D
      revchris7

    • @zarahh5203
      @zarahh5203 4 년 전 +2

      @@violetrose415 Thank you!! will definitely check it out :D

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 4 년 전 +2

      @@zarahh5203 you're welcome :)

  • @madisenduginski9433
    @madisenduginski9433 4 년 전 +63

    I LIVE for these videos. Love you all so much. Rev. Chris gives me faith in the church again.

  • @otakubancho6655
    @otakubancho6655 년 전 +1

    Mary is playing The Twelve Days of Christmas,and Joseph has gotten to the five gold rings part!😆😆😆

  • @astronomicallybased545

    What do you call a boomerang that never comes back
    DAD

  • @hipsterdoggo7604
    @hipsterdoggo7604 4 년 전 +149

    Stranger: "I brought you frankincense."
    Me: "thank you."
    Stranger: "I brought you myrrh."
    Me: "thank you."
    Stranger: "mur-dur!"
    Me: *Gasped* "judas..no!" 😱

  • @hsab8157
    @hsab8157 4 년 전 +24

    I'm gonna gift all of my friends Ollie socks for Christmas

  • @lycorismanjushage1143

    Petition to get Rev Chris to react to Paint’s Progressive Christmas Carols!
    Also just to mention, I love the videos you guys make. They are so entertaining, eye-opening and even sometimes meaningful. Know it’s not Christmas yet but Merry Christmas in advance to everyone reading this and I hope everyone stays safe! ❤️

  • @javiausten
    @javiausten 4 년 전 +1

    I've suscribed for Rev Chris videos with Jolly, I'm addicted, keep it up!

  • @oomun_6
    @oomun_6 4 년 전 +12

    독감걸려서 학교도못가고 며칠동안 영국남자랑 졸리 정주행하고있었는데 알람울려서 달려왔네요

  • @maharani152
    @maharani152 4 년 전 +15

    I'm a muslim but I love watching the series with Rev. Chris💕
    And as Rev. Chris said : we should definitely be loving and supporting each other ♥

  • @1chickenjoefan615
    @1chickenjoefan615 3 년 전

    I love how these videos are overwhelmingly positive keep it up guys 👍

  • @stephaniehandy4910

    These three bring me such joy😍

  • @jesebelsouzaaraujo6579

    i legit started to cry when rev chris said " as christian we should love people with others faith"... as young christian im very judged by fellows "christian" because i do love and respect AND PROTECT others people faith... is such a good thing to heart from someone whos is head of a community

    • @stillnotstill
      @stillnotstill 4 년 전

      Jesebel Souza Araújo Keep loving, you're doing well

  • @cbjaee_
    @cbjaee_ 4 년 전 +28

    “ It IS a season to be JOLLY “

    • @Someone-tk7zh
      @Someone-tk7zh 4 년 전

      I didn't get that 😔

    • @cbjaee_
      @cbjaee_ 4 년 전

      I love myself It means it's CHRISTMAS time and we have got JOLLY merchs!!!!

    • @Someone-tk7zh
      @Someone-tk7zh 4 년 전

      @@cbjaee_ hmm allright thanks 😂

  • @angelicafrangakis4257

    Thank you for the statement rev Chris at the end .. I need to here that ! For some reason I didn’t see this jolly upload on Christmas and I saw it today . That statement rang true at the end ... other then 5 GOLDEN RINGS !!!

  • @advn6707
    @advn6707 3 년 전 +4

    "he is always watching"
    "he could easily get into your house"
    it's not santa
    it's the FBI

  • @umcezam7726
    @umcezam7726 4 년 전 +86

    And by the way rev. Chris we as muslims too are told to respect all religions and prophets and in Quran we have a chapter named Mariam (Mary in arabic) in which told the story of prophet issa ( Jesus) was born and all his mericals we have the same faith rev.chris we all believe in God and humanity regardless of what some. People try to prove .... God bless you all and marry Christmas again

    • @ellkin2052
      @ellkin2052 4 년 전 +14

      inas majali - The difference is Jesus is/was more than a prophet, He was God in Flesh. Gods blueprint, Gods only Son given as a sacrifice for all flesh (Everybody). May your home be blessed with everything that is good under the sun in this season of remembrance.

    • @leviberg2377
      @leviberg2377 4 년 전 +7

      yo yo yo we got some love in the house lol
      Seriously though, a lot of people realise that all Muslims aren't universally the same, just as we Christians aren't. Merry Christmas to you too!

    • @anhaaraahmed3597
      @anhaaraahmed3597 4 년 전 +3

      Yes! Thank you for saying that. Peace and blessings upon everyone, and merry Christmas and happy holidays!

    • @alexthelion1342
      @alexthelion1342 4 년 전 +1

      The thing is, Jesus Christ was more than a prophet. He was God in the flesh. A living sacrifice for our sins so that we may have eternal life if we accept His gift. All you have to do is believe in Him and who He says He is and the rest will fall unto you.
      God bless. Merry Christmas

    • @umcezam7726
      @umcezam7726 4 년 전 +1

      Ell kin ... I respect your beliefs bro ... You have the right to think and believe what ever you want for us he is a prophet I wish you respect my beliefs too ... Happy new year to all people everywhere in any relegion...

  • @Capt_ahn
    @Capt_ahn 4 년 전 +50

    4:25 Jolly funny!!🤣
    I love Chris!! and Jolly!!
    I envy jolly because there are so many good people around Jolly
    (SAMSUNG, LG, KIA...KKKKK)
    Being around me is the cold, drowsiness, fatigue, hunger....😂😂😂

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 4 년 전

      Wish you happy holidays captain! :)

    • @janraemiranda
      @janraemiranda 4 년 전

      Happiest holidays, Capt. Ahn Hee Su! The twins series will always be one of my favorites!!! Stay warm in the cold, alert in the drowsiness, rest in fatigue, and nourishment in hunger. 😊

  • @squimpy22
    @squimpy22 2 년 전 +3

    1:40 I always just say Christmas Adam because Adam came before Eve

  • @myname1882
    @myname1882 4 년 전

    YESSS i love these videos. love rev. chris