Ranking Your CURSED Presentations
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- 게시일 2022. 06. 17.
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Schlatt ranks your HILARIOUS presentations.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE presentations, your CURSED presentations, your WEIRD presentations, your SCUFFED presentations, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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Nope 🗿
nah
Ratio
no
Yo schlatt do a soda tier list
At this point Schlatt viewers are more unhinged then Schlatt
no way its finally here?!?!?!
All of you are bots
Brudda how can u comment 3 times on one video and get a fuk ton of likes on all of them XD
legit sigma grindset
How did you get so many bots?! You poor soul!
Nahhh you gotta remember what happened in 99'
*That day was worse than all others combined*
Dementia jokes will never get old.
Dementia jokes will never get old.
Dementia jokes will never get old.
HELP
@@Azulity_gacha Sorry, I can’t save you
Hah funny
Hah funny
Hah funny
As a Vietnamese guy, I am scared for my life by laughing at the “sucessful communist countries” presentation
=)) fr
💀💀💀💀
Isn't Vietnam not technically communist anymore?
@@notme8232vietnam was socialist not communist
@@hjrgf I know, but the distinction usually just confuses people. Pretty sure they switched to market socialism a few decades ago, and aren't even really socialist anymore.
Fun fact: if you see stores closing or roadworks, just ask for the signs. They *will* give them to you to avoid recycling them.
But those aren't free, you literally have to ask
And if they don't, build a time machine and send them back to '99
Thank you, Jesus.
@@Noble1271 taking something without paying a currency for said item is the definition of free.
Next time “ Rating your horrible cooking “ that would definitely break several human rights
They’ll be cooking the dead pets they sent in the show and tell
Someone gonna cosplay Walter White and bake an actual Meth
i already know someone will bake a traffic light they stole
That’s a great idea
People gonna be cooking up some bodies
human cake remastered?? please??
You should rank your fans bone structures in the next one
verified
@Squid Game Challenge 🅥 if you click this KRplus link he steals ur entire life
I am surprised to see the doktor in the wild
so many bots..
Wtf like 15 bots
4:01 "The wood of the brush is made from wood"
guys may 19th 2024 is getting closer. It was nice knowing yall
I.. I MADE IT! IM ALIVE
Buddy, he said May, not March@@X-Trinity
In the Balltown, Iowa crime scene sketch, it says it occured on April 20, 1999. Just like how Schlart sold unregistered mouskatools to the perpetrators of an attack on their high school, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
That is 1 day before my birthday...
His community is unironnicaly super creative it's insane.
@@davidryan8986 🤓🤓🤓
@@chair4538 I don’t have a problem with it it just ain’t creative
Not really most of them just repeat the sams jokes 9/11 Men and 1999 but the ones who are creative are great
@@naturalselection7185 i feel your pain, but this just isn't the place to vent buddy
@@naturalselection7185 not the appropriate place for this.
One day “Schlatt” will snap from his fandom terrorising him, and we’ll just watch him go insane
He’ll have a real 1999 moment
holy moly 6 bots in a row
Thats every day
I think we're already there
“Schlatt”
3:20 I picked the perfect day to watch this didint I
“Two months ago”
oh I see
"4 months ago" I don't- *Looks at calendar* oh, OH-PFFFFF
“5 months ago”
hmm🤔
Every once in a while I'm reminded about the Garfield death mugs and how my grandma owned 4 of them (which are still in our kitchen on her display shelf)
I love that schlatt has a pavlovian response to hearing "Joooe biden"
Now tell me why you have so many bots under your comment.
holy shit there's too many of them
Guys its finally here
The bots that is
Report them for terrorism, that’s what I do
@@daviclemons6910 too soon bruv
Jschlatt: "I'm not laughing at poverty"
Jschlatt: *laughs at poverty*
wtf.
@@ElectricoGamez hello welcome to the Jschlatt channel
Jesse
Hello Heisenberg
give met h
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
0:00 I like how this was the only one that didn’t have a joke. It was completely serious and well intentioned. And Schlatt skipped it.
in all fairness, I'd skip it too
I’d skip that shit too ☠️
People replying to this, don’t bully anyone who says they wouldn’t skip it.
@@October8426 people replying to this, absolutely bully the living hell out of anyone who wouldn’t skip it
Honest question, why? I’m being serious.
13:16 The Garfield one was the best one imo. The dude drinks from the cup as subtle foreshadowing until the climax where it is revealed it is toxic and then the comedic ending where he gets brain damage. A short story in a few minutes :)
They also skipped his Garfield tattoo lmao, if you're curious on the design it's the same one luds friend got for their podcast
I have the see saw mug I got at a thrift store and I drank water out of it all the time so imagine my dismay when I looked it up and the lead cup was true
@@MedicTHA yo that was my favorite cup as a kid noooooooooooo
I actually have some of those Garfield mugs
His laugh even made it better
Schlatt fans humour is in 2030
Nah their humor is in september 11th 2001
Why are you EVERYWHERE!?!?!?
🛫🏢🏢
@@FrankieTravale bro is farming subs from big youtubers cos hes verified, isnt it obvious?
@@formality1965 lmao right? like his comments aren’t even good at this point
I love the fact whenever its a sponsor segment he just flashes his wallet with a smile bigger than peter griffin and its fucking hilarious
Ten months later and I'm still watching this video.
That's how good it is.
He was so enamored by the cake that he didn’t even notice he was called Jshart
Nice pfp
@°AnaaCAT60° at least I don’t play gatcha life
Bro didn't even spell it correctly💀
Imagin being on the Jedi council but not being a master
I didn't notice either
That one guy that made the glitchy room is so goddamn good. I love the effort that was put into it
I know it's great
know anywhere I can find that clip online?
He went to Ohio.
@@zebmingus4666 Just visit the state of Wyoming, that should do it.
oof
I'm literally crying laughing. Stupid presentations are peak comedy to me and I have laughed so hard at every single one of these that I'm genuinely afraid I've woken up my family members at 1 am from being too loud
Shit got me damn near hyperventilating from laughing so hard. If I'm found dead tomorrow I blame the viewers for taking me out
5:35 dont watch
Dude… that no clip one was phenomenal. The acting and everything.
Ikr
so true like, that was some AMAZING CGI as well and the wall edit
Remove the Schlatt references and that has the makings to be some actual quality horror content, I would watch an ARG series about that for sure
The second one was best
Time stamp for the no clip one?
I just love how half of Schllatt’s fans are thieves and they’re so chill they post them stealing it. That tells you a lot about Jschlatt
A P P L E
The fact that I steal things on accident is just 💀💀💀. I have no idea what it says about me as a person but atleast it solidifies the fact that I am a fan. Its not life without a little shoplifting after all
*C H A O S*
@@MCantDraw it's called kleptomania
Its not stealing if its free
12:05 "WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT!?"
i love it
0:08
Homie can solve world hunger with that cake
The presentation at 11:10 was amazing, and so helpful. Because of his teachings I am now the proud owner of a Walmart shopping cart.
i remember some kid at our school taking a whole toilet stool door and walking off with it. The school never found out who took it.
If it's not a product, that means it's free.
Did you know those things can sell for hundred of dollars?
@@mckaymoore6130 Dude's going places
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Exactly! Do you know how much child support costs?
_I am now the proud owner of 4 slaves._
@@mckaymoore6130 at my school some kids somehow stole every mirror from every bathroom and some others stole some lockers. like how do you steal a locker let alone multiple?????
I'm glad the "Misogyny is hilarious" one made it into the video, that one had me crying of laughter
Ik, someone called her a pick me but bruh, she was just tryna be funny 😂😂
@@undercovercat8449 yeah, that’s fuckin hilarious and clearly a joke (coming from a woman)
The way he perfectly paused... Props to that fan
fun fact, if you have a friend that works for you county works, they often replace signs with new ones and just throw away old ones. my grandfather works for my local county works and he got a stop sign.
15:13 bro really just said wanket on a schlanket
6:08 you really shoulda said some more about that one, it was super well made
do yk their @ ?
yo whats up ganer!
that was so sick
What’s up “checkmark”
Yeah that guy was talented
Very education episode. Hope to see more like this in the future.
Jesus fucking christ these bots
@@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983 you know it’s annoying when Satan himself is getting pissed off
So many bots on this one comment wth
Dude wtf KRplus . Like , it was rare at first , but now I can't even read five comments without bumping into 5 morbillion fucking bots ....
@@MrDanno Amen... wait
We only have 5 months everyone.
The humor of Schlatt’s fans is through the roof! When will they be able to do comedy night?? If they do, let me know!!
My man got a bunch of 'Finally its here' stuff that there isn't a normal comment...until now
Finally. *HE'S HERE.*
@@christyathalia2193 krplus.net/bidio/qrKSY6KjZ6K7ZX4
Finally it's here. Finally it's here. It is here. Finally it has arrived. Finally. It
Finally it's here. *YES*
Among us 😄 BALLS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know, I’m noticing a steady increase in the amount of furries sending in these presentations, which is strange considering the fact that he just skips them the moment he sees them.
Hi I'm an actual human here to respond. Yeah we need a purge😈
Schlatt's profile mascot is a fucking lamb
Of course he has a big furry fanbase
@@therealdealsand Holy shit HAHAHA you're literally 1/10 comments and the rest is all bots. 💀
It seems that all of jschlatts purges of dsmp fans has caused an increase in furries joining the fandom
Their spreading, like a virus.
That telebrush kid was a fricking genius.
13:18 i have one of these garfield mugs. its because when these kinds of promotions were a thing the paint used contained lead. this paint is still used for stained glass but not for drinking glass now bc we're not that dumb anymore
also, at 16:17 you CAN take those if you ask for it and get permission
That kid drinking out of the Garfeild death mug while talking about it was one of the funniest little gags I've seen in a long time.
That is not a kid my guy 💀
I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, and make 9/11 jokes" I love this
Alright. I'm gonna edit this with responses from the comments.
I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, make 9/11 jokes, pronounc Jschlatt's name wrong, weezer names, make dark jokes, having a big dump truck, calling him gay, and putting non-legal recipies " and I love this
The only things you need in life.
Oh and pronounce jschtall's name wrong
and send wheezer memes
@@bostoncreamdonutthe2nd97 do do do do do do do do do
make really dark jokes and scare scatt
4:07 hearing this fumble was hilarious with all the visuals going on here
schlatt that is simultaneously the worst chisel, sword, and gardening tool that ive seen in my life that almost looks like its an actually practical thing
3 bots, my fookin goodness, a new record for I to witness holy moly
Finnaly its HEAR . . . krplus.net/bidio/Yr6Bonarpnq3h5Q
TeaCat’s sub count went from 294 to 23.4k. You helped him out a lot.
Javier why did you try to kill john marston in 1911?!
I helped, give me the credit I deserve
kinda crazy
Hopefully bro’s handling all the sudden attention well
His Garten if Banban 2 video was hilarious
6:44 I’m watching this in 2024, and 23 years ago was 2001. What are you trying to say, Jschlatt?
15:25
day#1 started the building the shelter. any recommendations on how to keep it cold?
I think that Jschlatt has probably one of the most chaotic fandoms out there.
Not in a way of toxic, just, the fandom is the reason that the chaotic alignment is a thing.
Chaotic good
Very much so, and we are all proud of it. 😌
His community is good, unlike the *cough cough* dsmp community
chaotic evil fr, they out hear stealing and 9/11ing and showing they feet
I thought it was a community. What is the difference between a community and a fandom?
The "Why I'm awesome" presentation kid literally looked and sounded like a younger TommyInnit
hope he doesnt become another tommyinnit cause tommy is problematic and really fucking annoying
stop
@@waltuh3713 w h y
@@waltuh3713 it was a joke chill
@@naturalselection7185
Technoblade never really dies!
Long live the king!
The first 4 seconds set the tone of this video perfectly but I wish we got to see the first presentation in full
“The telebrush helps you tou- helps stay in touch with your friends”😂😂😂
Honestly, 7:35 got me. That kid is legitimately funny.
Fr
Same
Best presentation. “Schlatt” was right when he said that it outdid all of them
“very drippy”
@@naturalselection7185 we get it
Plot twist, “shlatt” actually likes feet and he’s only pretending to hate them because he knows we will keep sending him feet as long as we believe he doesn’t like
Jeez you got them bots
Not really a plot twist lol. We all know he likes feet
we sent him beanss
Jshatt killed them before they could finish the comment
I wish i had known about this presentation submission thing. I would have made a slideshow about Minoru Yamasaki, an architect who was born in 1912 and died in 1986.
He built the World Trade Center
This is one of my favorite videos of all time
I feel like the Jshlatt fandom will just come together and make an arg one day.
So about this comment, would anyone be upset if I managed to make a cohesive lore on this?
@@literallyakoala no, I wouldn't mind
And all of this will happen without Schlatt noticing.
@@Choomba78 and the best part of this plan... No one can stop us
Yeah, we should!
6:48 I know, I know, I am pretty awesome
hacker🖥⌨🕶
very awsome!!!
Wow! Very drippy! 💦
The legend themselves
i aspire to be like you
7:11 Pov:your young trying to act like a youtuber
6:00 say what you will but that’s a really good transitio
“Schlatt” is the only “content creator” I watch the sponsored ads all the way through. Thanks “big guy”.
Here, you deserve a normal comment.
You havent seen TheRussianBadger have you?
@@ednahernandez8240 The Bank War was the political struggle that ensued over the fate of the Second Bank of the United States during the presidency of Andrew Jackson. In 1832, Jackson vetoed a bill to recharter the Bank, and began a campaign that would eventually lead to its destruction.
HuuuuuaaaaaaAAAAAA A A A A A A A AA A AA A A A *insert tortured soul sound effect*
@@ednahernandez8240 swaws 🤨
“Why we should rebuild the twin towers”
Schlatt: “Don’t show a picture, you’ll make me feel guilty”
WAIT--
He said sad not guilty ☝️🤓
low key this is great way to interact with fans
We need more of these
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long pls do more of these
Schlatt: "Oh no, thats a meth recipe"
Me: *replays and screenshots*
JEESRE HTE FEDS ARE OUTSIDE!
JESSE WE NEED TO GO TO MCDONALDS JESSE
JESSEE WE NEED TO MAKE THE METHE JESSE
I wish it was a Meth Recipe, not that I don't have one but that others can gain one too
What’s the time Stamp ?
Please make more of these
We getting closer to may 19th guys
people stealing signs even when schlatt says not too reminds me of fight club. Schlatt should start his own fight club.
First rule of Fight Club, don’t talk about Fight Club.
He’s the Tyler Durden of our generation
Next one fans should submit their meals to Big Guy. That'd be a show right there.
EDIT: HOLY MOLY thanks for all the likes friends!! ^w^
Oh god... that'd be a very interesting stream
can confirm
pls yes
Vouch
dead animals...
aiyo thanks for the garfield cup tip, had one of those in my cup drawer still, got it from an old antique store in san fran
The funniest thing is that wasn't the Schlanket...
*That was the SCHRUG.*
Aka: The Schlatt Rug
0:20 Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person
0:50 Top 10 succesful communist countries
0:58 How to solve the political and socio-economic problems in America
2:43 Why I would smash Goofy
2:50 are there more doors or wheels
3:35 The Telebrush presentation
4:11 Fed-ed
4:55 Women Suck
5:18 Reasons why my parents dont love me
5:29 the catboys of the dsmp
5:44 How to beat the allegations
6:15 Storytime for something that happened
6:47 Why i'm awesome
7:51 Why YOU should BUY GAMERSUPPS
8:07 why men are better
8:27 Why schlatt should give me a free youtooz
9:05 "Hey Scatt"
9:45 Skinwalker???
10:14 Criminology 69
10:48 my sauce collection
11:12 how you can own your very own traffic cone
11:45 why schlatt is the best streamer
12:15 there are alot of problems in this world
12:59 the wonderous world of Garfueld merch
13:40 How to create a folder
14:19 why we should rebuild the twin towers
14:35 the wonderful outdoors
14:58 SCHLANKET
15:26 Yellowstone national park
15:38 Why Jschlatt is epic gamer
15:57 why place wifi should not be free
16:13 how I get ready in the morning
16:58 How to make muffins
17:12 The worst things i have ever donme in my life
edit: why are yall asking for the music??? how should I, specifically know? These are just timestamps lmao
U know the music from the 0:20 one?
@@TTV.Murlocs_Ruler starts off as something from animal crossing (sounds like New Leaf). then changes to something from The Caretaker album (not 100% sure but I think it's An Empty Bliss Beyond this World)
@@dolphin6756 * the caretaker song is “Its just A burning memory” from EATEOT (saying this nicely)
Seriously trying to find out the music playing at 9:05...
0:54🤣🤣
This is amazing! I wish I saw the tweet in time to make an animation presentation but I’ll be sure to catch the next one!
I keep missing them
I havent laughed so hard to a yt video in so long thanks shlattius!
The Garfield mug presentation actually saved my life, I had been drinking out of one for months, and I’m so anxious now
I own...every. single. One. Of those garfeild mugs. And they're incredible.
Not to mention inedible
And they actually do have tons of lead and cadmium, which is soooo awesome!
maybe the lead content is why you're a schlatt fan /j
don't kill me pls
Are they stolen too
@@yoshifly2337 idk I didn't get them... possibly
Shitt, you've honestly gotten me out of some dark places and I'm grateful for that. You're a beacon of light for everyone in your youtube community.
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were a series of four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States. On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, nineteen terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners mid-flight while traveling from the northeastern U.S. to California. The attackers were organized into three groups of five members and one group of four, with each group including one designated flight-trained hijacker who took control of the aircraft. Their goal was to crash the planes into prominent American buildings, inflicting mass casualties and major structural damage. The hijackers successfully crashed the first two planes into the North and South Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, and the third plane into the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. The fourth plane was intended to hit a federal government building in Washington, D.C., but instead crashed down in a field outside Shanksville, Pennsylvania following a passenger revolt that foiled the attack
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
very well played
No.
yea
Oh nooooo
Back at it again. Timestamps comin through!
0:00 Intro - Introduction to the furry fandom
0:08 Preview - How to solve the political and socio-economic problems in America
0:20 Why My Dementia Hasn't Affected Me As a Person!
0:25 Why My Dementia Hasn't Affected Me As a Person!
0:30 Why My Dementia Hasn't Affected Me As a Person!
0:35 Why My Dementia Hasn't Affected Me As a Person!
0:43 Why My Dementia Hasn't Affected Me As a Person!
0:47 Top 10 successful communist countries
0:58 How to solve the political and socio-economic problems in America
1:29 Sponsor Break
2:44 Why I would smash Goofy
2:51 Doors & Wheels: Which Are There More Of?
3:36 The TELEBRUSH (patent pending)
4:10 Fed-ed
4:54 Women Suck
5:19 Reasons why my parents don't love me
5:29 ✨The Catboy's of the Dream SMP✨
5:42 How to beat the allegations
6:15 [FILE REDACTED]
6:48 Why I'm awesome
7:52 Why YOU should BUY GAMERSUPPS
8:06 Why men are better
8:25 Why schlatt should give me a free youtooz
8:47 r/jschlattsubmissions PSA
9:04 World Hunger Presentation
10:14 Criminology 69: Discussing the Cold Case of 1999
10:48 My sauce collection
11:09 How to get Free Street Items
11:44 Why Schlatt is the Best Streamer
12:15 The Many Problems of the World
13:00 The Wonderous World of Garfield Merch
13:40 How to create a Folder
14:19 Why we should rebuild the twin towers
14:33 The Wonderful Outdoors
14:59 The Coconut
15:26 Yellowstone national park
15:38 Why Jschlatt is epic gamer
15:56 Why plane wifi should not be free
16:12 How I get ready in the morning
16:53 WHY YOU SHOULD SMOKE OPIUM
16:57 HOW TO MAKE MUFFINS
17:10 the worst things i have ever donme in my life
18:39 bonus theory
Thx 😊
8:05 , Intruder alert. turn off your computer to limit the propagation
7:36 that change from the kid to Peter Griffin for a second jump scared me slightly
Schlatt has the most effecting laugh ever
I aspire to be as funny as the kid at 3:04, absolutely beautiful storytelling
I want a shirt like his :')
@@sunshinegirl4323 Me too. _Me too._
3:04 3:05
I wonder if Schlatt will have another rampage like 1999 now that he has "The Slash".
The "Schlash" if you will
Schlutt
That one video wasn’t even originally made for Schlatt but I hung it fits
4:55 I need a copy of the presentation of that presentation. I want to know what's the hilarious thing.
15:26
the amount of confidence koby had with the may 19 2024 yellowstone eruption statement is kind of scary
May 19 is my birthday 😭
6:31 one of jschlatt’s few moments of genuine fear and confusion.
Why we should rebuild the twin towers: You always build the jenga tower back up again to break it right?
“Schlatt is somehow the most sane, and insane person.
10:13 was lowkey genius. Doctor college. Criminology 69. There were hints but he pulled it off so well. Incredible performance
14:31 , its like jenga, we need to rebuild them to knock them down again
NAURR
0:47 you already know I’m brain rotten when I can’t even find jokes like this funny anymore
Never Ask:
A Man - His Salary
A Woman - Her Age
Schlatt - *What happened in Balltown, Iowa, 1999*
if only we had some jackbox talking points presentations. preferably ones with sclat in them.
Yo can we all agree that the presentation at 5:51 has some fire editing
Editing?
There is no editing. You can dream all you want but 5e wil aways cat upp tu yuo.
I went to high school with him! He spent most free time in the classroom fucking around with Adobe 😂
I like how one of them just has a dude NO-CLIPPING through reality in his room suddenly.
17:01 is why it's hard to get pseudoephedrine nasal decongestant
Pro tip- how they got the stuff from the stores
They worked there and just took them home once they were fired
You should rank everyone's significant other. Or even better, their search history.
Do you want him to get demonetized beyond comprehension 💀
do you realize how many schlatt fans would get on watchlists just to appear on this search history stream?
@@Archidus no but it's a risk he would possibly make. Gotta have the cojones.
@@Ass_Butter yes, it sounds so crazy it's good.
this search history thing would be pretty interesting tho
6:17 looks like a combination of Jschlatt and Chris from mrbeast
And chandler
Had me dying
and Miz
Bro went from Chris to Christina 💀😭
@@hypocriticalgrammarnaziKris
11:32 don’t even need to steal to get those things you could just buy them.
why would I need to buy them. they're free