The Most Gullible Prison Guard Ever - Key & Peele
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- 게시일 2020. 01. 12.
- A prisoner plays mind games with the easily manipulated guard who’s been placed in charge of him.
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Na , im good here fam
I swear this guy works at Arkham Asylum with how often the Joker gets out.
Good one 😄😄😄😄😄
True 🤣
Lmao
Nah bruh! Most likely the Joker will kill this kinds of idiots for fun
Jag Taggart '93 yesss!!! 😂
“You gotta let me outta here”
“Oh, OK”
Speech 100
Speech over 9000
Nat 20 persuasion.
Speech 100
Barter 100
Sneak 0
Charisma 5
Mind Trick? Anyone? No? Okay then I’ll show myself out.
I like how his glasses magnify his eyeballs
Fking hilarious
ikr
I like you
Yeeeah. Makes him look cute and gullible 😁
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
Why do they keep assigning the same damn guard 😂😂
Lmao😂
They're understaffed and any idiot that can put a key in a lock and open prison gates can call themselves gaurds.
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 I lived in a rural town where the main employer was a large state prison. They would literally hire Anybody, lol
@@douglaslowe5 were half of the guards total idiots?
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 More like 80 percent. Most of these guys couldn't count to ten. Then again, they had a great Union and made good $$
When you invest all your character's points in charisma
When you mess up your 4th get out of jail free card
*speech: 100*
Jay Bartgis lmfao
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When the escaping prisoner actually starts to feel bad and shuts the door 😂💀
reverse psychology LOL
@@gestrobang1328 You feel good about trying put someone down because they wrote a funny comment.
gestrobang132 to think ur so bored with your life u go around trying to start arguments😂🤝u got it
@@yyshot3981 I'm not the one taking time out of my day to make people feel bad about being creative.
Jarel Thomas dude he was helping you lol please read first
It's a good day when you find a Key and Peele sketch you've never seen before.
This ones been out for awhile lol
Shut the fuck I see the same comment under every sketch reuploaded
Just found the debate one today. It was a good day.
I don’t think I’ve seen this one before!
@@scottletourneau4571 bruh
The guard was never dumb, he just played 8D chess and drove the inmate insane.
also he looks like that. like 8D
@@e_msandra Audibly laughed at that
You mean to say he knew that he was going to be fine that the other guys would always catch him and bring him back that since he was locked up he could just talk to himself about it to irk his nerves? You mean to say he planned the entire thing!
Never seen an 8D plan come out of a 2D brain before☠️☠️
The prisoner: *closes his own cell* It.. seems like you don’t understand what your job is here..
😅
😂😂😂😂
thanks for quoting a video i already watched. why are kids even laughing at this
That was the funniest part imo
coolkids374 wow! You watched the video too!
Every time he lets him out means the criminal is increasing his life sentence for bad behavior. Well played.
Cool way to look at this.
What's the point of increasing a life sentence? It's already for life XD
@@RC000000000 Why do people get multiple life sentences? BECAUSE WHY NOT! ;)
@@RC000000000 i think you don't get what life sentences is
Plus, the punishment is now even worse for the criminal. Absolutely genius.
Never has the line “it doesn’t seem like you understand what your job is” made me laugh so hard. Perfect delivery.
Keegan-Michael Key may be one of the most underrated charecter actors of our time. He can play pretty much anybody.
I agree, he transforms so gracefully
This girl was showing me these skits and at the end of this one I asked who the random guy was and why key wasn't in this skit 🤣🤣 now I am rewatching and still cannot tell
His accent work is very solid, much more solid than Peele.
Peele might be the stronger actor, but Key excels at playing different people, changing his body language etc.
Was that him???!
Yeah! I kinda forgot that was even HIM for a moment. 🤣
imagine using reverse psychology to actually do this with a prisoner to the point where they don't even wanna try to break out
FelixFTW you can’t really
So.... both of them are dumb lol
You just described the prison system
Who needs reverse psychology? Just have civilians scorn ex-cons to the point where they can't get any job or do anything at all to get back in society except crime, and they'll be clamoring to get back in the pen!
@@felixftw4702 Quick to jump to conclusions, alright. I just described what literally happens in the US, which has actually nothing to do with how the prison itself is run but rather how the world outside the prison is run, and is a terrible problem. But sure, have your frivolous conclusions
@@felixftw4702 Yeah I guess it was really dry satire lol, sorry
Punishment is supposed to teach people whats right, but it doesn't seem to. Same with apologizing, a lot of the time it seems like people apologize as the atonement itself, and then feel better about themselves without ever putting in effort to get better themselves. People view the punishment itself as the comeuppance and then they feel like they don't need to change because they "did their time", and the law doesn't require them to learn their lesson, only to serve their sentence. Education and coaching has been shown to be far more effective at getting people back into society than locking them up. Treating them like humans instead of criminals will make them act like humans, instead of criminals. I think punishment in all things is less effective than trying to empathize and understand the struggles of the person and what made them do what they did in the first place. The only advantage punishment has is that it is cheap and easy to implement, especially in large groups. The american prison system is an absolute travesty right now, it makes me sad, all those human beings losing years of their lives to a system that puts the minimal effort needed into helping them, mostly just to maintain public image
“I’m actually surprised they haven’t already thrown you in here with me” lmao
Lol the comment above you has the same style car picture but its facing the other way and its white.
Lmao
Kidz Destroy3 nice profile picture
Is It Modelo Time Yet? The foreshadowing
Hahaha..nice
"Cause this is my choice!"
I died
It's so funny because I cannot even imagine any scenario ever in which anyone could have that thought process. So it is genius.
“Orders to let him go, idk why he’s in here in the first place. Idk...”
"It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is..." 😂😂😂
I read this as he said it lol
Same😂
Me too lol
same
Me too
Finding a Key & Peele clip you’ve never seen is like winning the lottery
LRD TAYGø well it’s pretty recent
Fr where TF this come from???
For real
I swear they keep making new ones on the down low
yootoobnewbie I think the exact same I’m like there’s no way this is the first comedy show with unseen episodes
Prisoner: Don't yell man, you might as well ring the alarm
Guard: *rings the alarm*
Reverse Psychology period
Mission Failed for the last time
that little meek sounding 'bon voyage' killed me
this is the guard that was watching epstein when he "killed" himself...
JEFFERY EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF
epstein would have gotten out not died in jail? more like hitman 47 was the guard. see that you know, because it makes more... never mind
Why is youtube such a cesspool of conspiracy theorists?
Makes more sense if you move the second quotation mark to the very end
"It's only a matter of time before someone kills me."
"Ok."
The guard’s eyes are probably the funniest part
PC Principal those glasses lol
Looks like Milton from office space lol
PC Principal 😆 Yeah!
If you think those eyes are funny go watch trailer park boys on Netflix funniest show of all time
@@BenDover-qs7vs was just gonna say that :p
When the prisoner said “unless” and the guard immediately went to start unlocking the cell door before he even was finished talking 😂😂😂
*I love how the other prisoners start paying more and more attention to him and the guard each time he lets him go 🤣🤣🤣*
I'm actually surprised that the other inmates didn't ask to be let out.
Oh ya I was thinking at least the ones around him would try XD like it just cuts to a huge prison riot and THEN the guard is like "OH YA I was supposed to keep people IN their cells, oh well"
or other thing I thought would happen is somehow the guard just locks himself in the cell and the prisoner just awkwardly stands there and actually goes gets another guard to just put him back
They already did🤣 this guy was new one I guess
@@Vman_95
Yupp. I think they also used the reverse psychology to those old inmates.
nah they weren't falling for his reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology
Life must have been a lot more harder for them on the outside lol
The most hilarious thing probably was the guard's eyes.
is that so...
i haven’t seen this comment before .....
Ultimo thinking of that
I couldn’t not click
With how thick his lenses were, his eyes probably did appear that big.
The funniest part is how he keeps managing to escape only to end up right back the next day or hour😂😂
"It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is."
What I tell myself everyday when I go to work
“You gotta let me outta here”
"Consequences"
And then a piano fell out of the sky
Consequences
🤣🤣
Think of the ramifications ( CONSEQUENCES)
Hahaha 😂
Tee Phutson Yasss!!! 😂 🤣
Bruh, he had like 4 attempts to break out and he didnt even succeed
like to imagine each time he tried he's caught closer to escaping.
@@redcap1923 I think it’s acc the opposite because each time he gets caught quicker than before.
@@elisaturn6567 well probably because the guards are more on guard
In a prison where there’s locked doors behind locked doors. How far can u get
@@vishybreh ask Michael schofield
They should hire more Guards like him, everyone will try to stay out of prison after this
If all the guards were like him, he'd have gotten out of there already 😂
Or stay in prison peacefully
1:30 "You must think I am stupid, I am not stupid Im smart" fav line in the whole video.
Epstein’s prison guard when the hitmen asked to see him 😂
yo chill before bill comes for you next
Pearl Miller but not as dead Epstein
@Pearl Miller r saying this so u can act like u thought of it b4 u read it.
@Pearl Miller I didn't realise the first comment was u, I thought that was ur first comment, oof
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Chief suspects: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Mohammed Bin Salman.
“I’m not stupid , I’m smart”. What stupid people always say
WHat smart people say: "I'm not smart, I'm stupid"
david nwokoye that hurts me man
@Eli Bell
Like the Trumptards with their 4th grade reading level much like their functionally illiterate Orange Jesus
Ignorant people are too stupid to know they are dumb
Something something Dunning-Krueger is in the house
Ey who you calling stupid tho, cuz I've said that before but im akshuollie reallie ain't not stupid. I'm reallie smart.
My mom told me.
Admitting you're smart isn't always bullshit. Prove yourself by actions and words, not statements. But the statement can still be valid. Intelligence is often looked down upon because of comments like yours. It's why the smart kids often get's bullied. In this case you are right, but please be aware of this.
“Wait, you’re good guy?”
I’m in stitches 🤣
“I’m actually surprised they haven’t already thrung you in here with me!” 😂🤣😂
@Bi POC Rainbow Queen Thrung
Finally they did it
"I'm not stupid, I'm smart"
-Every person who just proved themselves to be stupid.
Well if you have to tell others that you are smart, clearly you aren't. Smart people won't do that :)
PS: Guess which 45th President used to say that he is smart all the time :)
@@borisxbg you know, it's amazing how predictable people are. I saw OP's comment and thought to myself, "I bet someone's going to turn that into politics". Then I click "view replies" and, lo and behold, you didn't let me down
The Dunning Kruger Effect is a charm, isn't it?
@@_Stormfather I mean, they're not wrong though
@@badwulff whether he's right or not isn't the point. The point is that the conversation was not about politics, it didn't need to be about politics, but someone went and brought up politics anyway. There's no need to unnecessarily start shit like that
Guard: Wait you're a good guy? Oh my gosh! *starts opening cell*
Prisoner: *closes the cell*
Saso Fermin the real good guy 😂
Yeah, we saw that. No need to comment the same actions that happened in the video, when you dont even react to it in any way.
@@SanAndreasGTA sorry, I missed the part where I asked
@@HurtSmooch601 that part was hilarious
No one asked
I underestimated both actors for the most of my life. They are a class of their own and a new standard for me. At first i thought they are over-doing it... but, after i scratched the surface i found so many nuances and subtlety that only a true masters could produce. Love them both!
The Head Prisoner must love him a lot seeing how they still let him guard that cell even after so many screw-ups.
The title for the Head of a prison is a Warden btw :)
@RedDemoon this isnt minecraft
@RedDemoon that’s not what that subreddit is
well, his pay was deducted after letting Jordan attempt an escape for the third time.
“It doesn’t seem like you understand what your job is.”
Basically every jailguard
Read this as soon as he said jt
Yea it’s not like I already heard this so stop fucking quoting shit bitchhhh
@@showcasescript9083 No need to be toxic man, no offense
@@showcasescript9083 Oh my, somebody needs a nappie.
You know it's bad when the prisoner himself literally shuts the door.
Dave Downs Jr. i was crying
😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When people say “im losing brain cells” you don’t truly understand until u meet this guy
I understand. I lost brain cells watching this dumbass skit.
I love Keegan in this sketch. He did a great job
I didn't even realize it was him
Yes he did
Not even 15 seconds, and the first two dialogues are.
"Hey man, you gotta let me out of here."
"Oh okay." 😅
one dialogue, first two lines.
@@smurfyday Thanks. Idk English much
It went to the climax very fast
😂😂😂
Exactly on 15 mins to be exact
I need a gullible boss like that.
Me: I need a 30k a year raise
Boss: ok
Also a 6 month vacation...twice a year
I wish🤣
why would you ask for 30k when you can ask for 100k?
The Reptilian Brazilian Why ask for 100k when you can ask for the whole company
@@TheReptilianBrazilian Why would you ask for 100K when you could ask for $500K? 😂🤷♂️
You know its really bad, when the prisoner is telling the guard his job requirements loool
Simply genius, these guys are the best there’s ever been at this and it’s not close
depends what you're talking about
“It’s not even worth going out there anymore”
Words of wisdom
Jacob Allen *again
Oh we talking about real shit now?
Actually... he has single cell so no bullying and he have everything he needs to survive. Food, med care, fresh clothes... Outside people need to work hard for it and still some not have it. I know case of old man who was planning to rob shop ONLY to let them catch him and sentence to prison to get those.
I'm the 1900th LIKE!!
E drop ayyyy
“I’m actually surprised they haven’t thrown you in here with me yet...”
Boy he’s going to eat those words...
Gabe Stein It’s less about the saying and more of the irony in the foreshadowing.
Gabe Stein you are actually so smart.
Gabe Stein ok now I know ur not smart
Maxwell Sanders dude seems like a goober
1000th like
plot twist: he's the most genius guard there. he has literally proven to the inmate that escape is impossible and futile at the expense of looking "stupid"
I like how the more the guard lets him out the less he wants to escape
Lil' Homie might have to pay him a visit
Facts
Did lil homie pay epstein a visit
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs to tell him about those CONSEQUENCES
Hahahahaha
2:27 “I’m actually surprised they haven’t already thrown you in here with me” 😂😂
Lol! Easily the best line in the whole bit.
@@christofferjenzen78 "It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is" I thought that was the best line
Foreshadowing
And he freaking regret it. Wahahaha
Foreshadowing much⁉️🤨
The final time, when he said "Unless...", I thought he was going to suggest that the guard trade clothes with the prisoner.
Exactly what I was rooting him for...and to watch some more fun things happen to the unlucky guy while he's trying to escape!
So my coworker and I both quote this video way too much, it just gets funnier 😂
"Owh okaai"
"You tricked me"
"Wait... you're a good guy?!"
This has to be my favorite skit 😂
you tricked me
@@masoapathie5655 how did I trick you 🤣
@@sierrahardy2245 🤣😂this is hilarious,,,they are so good. and its believable
😂😂😂
@@masoapathie5655wait… you r a good guy? 😂
LMAOO WHEN HE KEPT CLOSING HIS JAIL CELL
I don't even think I've seen that in a movie
420th liek lol
@@dahqwemmygamer5043 LOOOLLL TOP KEK
@@dahqwemmygamer5043 Bro it's 4am, go to bed. Haha
😂😂😂
Keegan’s glasses remind me of Bubbles’ from “Trailer Park Boys”.
Or office space lol
😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂
The way he moved his eyes tho😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
he reminds me of jake gyllenhaal weirdly, must be something to do with the head and neck movements, the eyes and the hair style lol
😂😂😂😂
Something tells me this wasn't coincidental.
The Medal of Honor music at 3:05 though 😂
" You can see how from my perspective i'm a good guy" 😂😂😂
Wait your a good guy?!? *Proceeds to unlock his cage once again*
@@SuperPrestogamer 💀
Most underrated line: "You're trying to manipulate me with reverse psychology, well, it's not going to work"... and moves to open the door. Hahahahah
Cause this my choice! 😆
"Most underrated line"?! REALLY?! Have we gotten that far already?!
We had a guy who was new and was having trouble putting on cuffs, the inmate was trying to help him by explaining how to do it and the new guard just fucking handed him the cuffs.
@@chrisdawson1776 salty ex-prisoner?
deobreon johnson I have a firearm
No Name Nah but I got a free PS4 🤣
@@chrisdawson1776 You sound like a child.
@@chrisdawson1776 shut up
I could easily watch a tv series of these two characters in this skit 😂😂😂
This is the most subtle (great) acting- and it just works... they are freaking geniuses
" I'm not stupid, I'm smart. "
IQ level 99999
IT’S DUMB HIGH! 189
think you forgot the decimal point
beep boop x3 think you forgot the minus sign.
Well, he has a high emotional intelligence it seems.
1:10 “Orders to let him go I don’t know why he’s in here in the first place” 😂
“The guards gonna ring the alarm” he rings the alarm 😂
@@AXEJAYB well he is a guard...
Awesome
The facial expression at 00:40 is just spot on for the character he played. Man, its art to play as good as this.
He should have said: “oh that’s right! You have to let everyone else here out too!”
When you max out charisma on fallout
“Let me out”
“Ok”
@@JAMON523 Yeah, especially Santiago on far harbor spoilers
Every speech check for rating of the paintings are successful
Or you just quicksave and do the charisma check until you got it
*QUICKING SAVING...*
You: "I need more caps."
NPC: "no."
*RELOADING FROM LAST CHECKPOINT...*
Very first thing to do in fallout is to Max out your charisma from the beginning, it'll be a hell of a lot easier.
M3TAL43V3R actually it’s Intelligence because you level faster
I like how the prisoner gets cought in 2 minutes every time
Realistically he would get sent to a mental hospital instead
2:28 "I'm actually surprised they haven't already thrown you in here with me"
that part kills me
😂 I lik how when Peele mentions gettin past the guards as he points in the direction of the guards and key looks in the same direction as if he fully understands the plot
😹😹😹😹😹
“Bon Voyage.
Orders to let him go; I don’t know why he’s in here, I don’t know”
My favorite part!😂
Bahahahahaha
Ur profile pic hit me woth madsive nostalgia, ty fir this
😂
I come back to this every time and it still cracks me up! You might as well ring the alarm 🚨 man and he proceeds to ring it 😂🤦🏽♂️!
"Bon voyage." Kills me every time. 🤣
He was protecting his sanity when he pulled the door closed
“Wait you’re a good guy?” LMAO
Lmao, I know. I lost it at that part.
I felt that.
oh my gosh
LMAO then u hear the sound of the keys jiggling 😂
Every now and then I come back to these skits. They’re pure genius and always make me laugh!
“Well you can’t…..
… This is my choice”
*Opens door*
*Intense music* get the heck outta here reverse psychology 🏃♂️💨 👮♂️👮♂️👮♀️🚨
"Weigh your options and consider the ramifications of those options"
"Like heck I will"
CONSEQUENCES
Peace. Now he’s stuck with him lol
🤣
And then he got trampled by a herd of buffalo
Only true fans know what you did here .
I believe it's more typed as CoN-Ce- QuenSes!
Jesus he's making the bad guy so guilty that he doesn't even wanna come back again, omg that's genius! 😂
Hes making the prisoner wanna stay in the cell lmaoo no cap
Do not take the lord's name in vain
@@sarahburggraf907 ok boomer
@@lcjr7807 lmao
Love this story... has all the elements I need to be entertained plus it has the classic 3-act play structure that makes you invested
Every time the cell door opens the music plays... such detail 😂
Those glasses are making him look so adorable lol.
scary more like
More like a serial killer.
Gay
Say no homo
Like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys lol.
I'm assuming the person that hired him was even more gullible than he was.
The Warden's son
And the person that hired the person who hired the prison guard would be even more gullible.
@@foscorsohil8940 We're going down a dangerous rabbit hole here
And the guy who hired the guy who hired the guy who hired the prison guard is extremely gullible.
@@ericroe8342 😁😁
The Guard saying: "Reverse Psychology" has the same energy as
"Stonks"
3:58 I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or do the guard’s eyes get bigger the more he’s fooled?
💀💀
Ikr 🤣
Wow that was a full year ago, time flew fast
"Wait you're a good guy?" *opens cell*
Peele: *insistly closes jail cell*
🤣🤣🤣
I don't think you know what your job is.
omg you watched the same thing we did that's tight bro.
@@brendancolliander4438 every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem
Jaime What word did he makeup dipshit?
@@mistylover2082 youre*
I gotta try this with a traffic ticket.
Officer: "I'm sorry but I'm going to issue you a speeding ticket."
Me: "Man you gotta let me off on this one."
Officer: "I do? Well alright then, have a nice day."
i love how key continues to talk to peele even after getting in trouble for interacting with him😭
Her: My dad is a cop, so you better not break my heart.
Her dad:
I've always wondered what this meant. Like, I've personally never heard it, but I've heard about it being said. I'm so confused. Is your father going to arrest me for breaking up with you? It's not illegal. So whether your father is a cop or not, what's it matter?
@@laraasskalany2574 If you haven't figure this one out a year later, it's because cops can make your life difficult, in the U.S. There are many little things they can do and get away with that can ruin your day. So pissing off someone whose dad is a police officer generally isn't a good idea.
@@laraasskalany2574 you sweet summer child. maybe where you're from police aren't a form of organized crime.
Very weird comment
@@jedinxf7 u sound dumb
BUT THE EYES-
I CAN'T EVEN, LMAOOOOO
Did you just eye shame him you eyephobic piece of shjt
Looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Could be his long lost twin brother 🤣
I kno a girl ..whos pretty hot..but she has those glasses that make her eyes look so frikken big I cant even bring myseld to nail her..its like shes staring right into my soul..like if I stand close enuff to her n stare into her eyes I they might just EAT MY EYES..OR HYPNOTIZE ME OR SOMETHING.
Bubbles from trailer park boys
@@yh2465 welcome to 2020😂😂😂that's really how ppl be acting😂😂
If they actually do this to prisoners, they ain’t even want to get out their cells.
i wish that these two guys were in a movie honestly this is great
Michael Scofield- tattoos prison blueprints to his body
Peele - “u gotta let me out of here”
Prison Break!
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PRISON BREAKKKK
Wtf? I'm literally re-watching that show randomly after years! on season 3 now in the latin jail... this show is one of my favorites.
Patrick Neil i rewatched the whole series last year. first two seasons are right up there with breaking bad and game of thrones
“You gotta let me outta here”
p r o c e s s i n g
“o ok”
Hah
"You might as well ring the alarm"
"Oh yeah" 😂😂😂😂😂
That shrug at 1:22 😆
Peele: "Wait you're a good guy?!" _opens cell_
Key: _closes cell_
And he says omg