The Worst Way to Get Medical Marijuana - Key & Peele
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- 게시일 2020. 11. 15.
- This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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I like how determined the doctor was to get this guy that weed though
Respect 👊🏻
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0:10
😂😂😂
That's how they really are lol.
Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he's already high on potenuse!
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@@ifyouwantoreplyjustclickth5063 you must not get it lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the president came to his class 😭😭😭
“You don’t have schizophrenia!”
“Yes you do.”
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂
Funniest part lmao ,and the face expression when he says it😂😂😂
That part had me dead 😂😂💀
yes, the funniest😂 I was ROFL at that.
Ironically, marijuana can actually make schizophrenia worse
I love that he says schizophrenia when cannabis is the last thing you'd be prescribed for that
Actually cannabis help me with schizophrenia. To cool me down without diazepen and help me sleep.
@@ABCNDi IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS YOU KNOW ITS THERE IT SEES YOU
@@ABCNDi Who are you talking to??
@@unlimitedbread3723 yeah that's actually not funny at all as you could've actually caused physical harm in that person's life or people around him.
@@ABCNDi do you see demons? It may not be your mind playing tricks those could actually be DEMONS
His mistake was to get high *before* he went into the doctors office.
because he was high.. on potenuse
Lol.....
Too high to get the clues the doctor was giving
@@africaart You don't say :o
@@africaart thats deep analyzing bro
the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better
I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct
Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂
where is he from? I feel like I've seen him before but can't remember where.
I don't know, he joined NCIS after all that crime stuff. Could be a trap.
@@ranchangfu he is originally from Breaking Bad, one of Jessie’s delinquent friends. Badger was super important in Jessie and Walt finding their caravan, which they notoriously cook in for close to 2 seasons. Badger ends up in El Camino where he helps assist Jessie in that narrative (in case you haven’t seen it)
Good to see Badger doing well. Also I love sketches where Keegan loses his temper it’s always hilarious
"Don't do that ... something from this century ... what the hell is THAT?" I was a medical Corpsman in the Navy, dealing with Marines. I am on the floor helpless with laughter. Thank you.
Thanks for your service to our great nation :D
RP. 2d MARDIV.
What's the funniest thing an enlisted marine ever needed your help with?
I was standing by a barracks door, 10-floor building. Kid comes limping in past me, dirty and scuffed up and shaky. "What happened to YOU?" "Fell out of a window." Very fast assessment, full don't-bullshit-me glare; they covered up the dumb stuff. "On purpose?" Looks down, shuffle shuffle. "No (in little-kid voice)". I let him go by - they had been holding each other out the window by the ankles as a trust-building game, and they'd dropped him. He was ok ... duh.
@@JesusKid1000 I was with the 3rd.
Damn this is more complicated than actually doing a drug deal
Or going to California to get it
@@scottanos9981 Agreed
All you need is $$$
its not that complicated, most of the time 💀
It is a drug deal
"sleep like a baby.... with aaAAaAids" 😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
@@froggobonano
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@hiimpaul5171 google my asscheeks
Global truth project is just another congregation of people who believe what they have to say is the ultimate reality beyond others, everyone else's beliefs are false. It is existential, they speak of evolution and greatness only because they feel insignificant, because it doesnt matter that they or anyone else exists and when they die eventually it will be like they never existed in the first place.
I can’t stop laughing
“AIDS.. as in I got it, need lots of weed to get rid of it” has to be in my top 3 favorite key and peele lines i love the delivery so much😂
No joke, this was exactly how it went getting a weed prescription in California in 07 😂😂
Doctor: your back hurts right?
Doctor: and you suffer from anxiety?
Doctor: here’s your prescription.
That's the joke.
Yeah it's how it is on other states, that's why they made a skit about it dude lol.
@@zach5381 I’m confirming this is accurate for people who might not know, and also sharing a funny moment I had. No need to belittle me.
1907 or 1807?
@@happyblt624 no, year #7
I bet that slap wouldn't have hurt if he was high on potenuse.
I wish I was high on potenuse.
Don't you dare make fun of Maths!
@@ianb8885 Mr ian B just shut up you are not funny .... XD
@@ianb8885 HAHAHAHA!
@@CGFUN829 i see what you did there🤣🤣
For a dude who's not quite there he sure knows his medical terminologies
People who aren't quite there often have a rich vocabulary of jargon pertaining to a very specific context. That's why their thetans don't synergize.
@@moonman2022 r/KamikazeByWords
@@moonman2022 You know that a thetan meter just measures the electrical resistance of the body, right?
@@darxider666 and also you might wanna specify that to the general public, that is to say non-Scientologists, thetans are a non-issue
@@darxider666 maybe he's also not quite there himself 😆
Comedy sketches are really hard to end well and this ending is absolutely perfect.
Ha. My first time getting a med license with a few of my buddies in SF, had a group meeting to diagnose our illnesses instead of individually. We all had our unique reasons. Beginning of the meeting was a little tense while we were lying about all our conditions, and my one non English speaking friend that actually had pain says "yea my ass very hurt. I need Marijuana for the pain." Dead silence. Dr looks at us suspiciously, then we all burst out laughing. Doctor stops and then says alright I'm putting everyone down for back pain.
My experience seeing an SF doctor for weed: "do you ever have trouble sleeping?"
"Yeah I guess"
"Here ya go"
Lmao
*ILLEGALS, GO HOME.*
Similar experience for me getting a medical marijuana license in Oklahoma just a few years ago. Except it wasn't a group thing at all (why would it be, that's weird), but I just started saying what some of my problems were starting with pain from Shingles I got the year before, and the doctor interrupts me and says, "Neuralgia. Good enough."
LMAO!!
Me trying to help my students figure out the right answer on their classwork without actually telling them.
How did Julie's Ceaser die?: diabetes
This is a perfect comment
When did the Hinderburg burn and crash?
*Aids*
In this one he actually just directly tells him what to say but he doesn't get it lol
I don't think, that is the right way to teach your students though.
lol scurvy, you going to get prescribed a sack of oranges
A sack o' dese NUTS!
Or rum. Good Ol' Jamaican Rum.
@@AlchemistOfHecate there's vitamin c in rum?
There have been people who've gotten scurvy from eating only ramen for months on end. There's enough vitamin C in a packet of ketchup to prevent scurvy for a long period and they couldn't manage that.
is weed a fruit?
LOL badger moving from Selling meth to marijuana😂
finding unwatched Key and Peel episodes are like finding lost 20 dollars around the house
Keegan looks like such a legit doctor, you almost forgot all the other shit he does in his skits 😂
He always nailed every character and accent magic man🤣🤣
That's a great actor for ya
🤣🤣🤣🤣it's almost like pretty much anyone can be a doctor and they wouldn't look strange being a doctor because it really doesn't have any physical limitations🤣🤣🤩🤩😍🤣😂🤣😁😁
@@michaelvigil5321 what about a child in a wheel chair? Still Dr.?
Judge Jessie!!!
Surprised badger did not recommend some of heisenburgs blue crystal.
@@SubTheHan same lol
Eyyy breaking bad fan
HAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this comment
@@SubTheHan i was also looking for a reference lol
@Thompson Klay His name is absolutely not Beaver, it's Badger
that was so smooth
"oooh ok I get it"
"leprosy"
Just started binging on these but this one's got me in stitches!
Let’s all agree that this skit takes place in the Breaking Bad universe
Yeah❤️
Lmao that’s what I was thinking
agreed
Yes, it was so good seeing badger, lmao.
was thinking that tbh
“DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR WASHINGTON.” “yeA.”
*h
I would have laughed even more if he'd said "no, I'm okay" :D
Then take this painkillers
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Timestamp?
420 likes
This has to be one of the funniest Key and Peele skits I’ve ever seen.
Yet
Imagine walking into the doctor just yelling Aids for no reason whatsoever
Title is misleading, it was a complete success
It should be "an almost fail at getting marijuana"
Successfully Failed in my book
Isn’t it nice to be surprised a little in life?
He failed at failing even though he tried the best he could. It was a success.
I mean, failing upwards is still technically failing.
Doctor: "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington!?"
Mr. Washington: "Back hand!"
😂😂😂😂 no, front hand
Don't Forget To Activate The Notification Bell On My Channel To See the trailer first.
Lol
"oh I gettit I gettit"
You win😂
One of the shortest but one of their best skits
I like how even after being slapped he's still so calm with his "yeah."
Never seen this one and all I can say is that Key and Peele never fail to make me laugh.
@Joe Huerta I haven't seen it so 🤷
Agree!🤣😂
@@personmon3296 there is a debate if they're making new videos or reuploading old ones.
@@personmon3296 These were made years ago, but they are uploading it to KRplus now
@@personmon3296 Unfortunately no new ones, I’ve seen this one on their show as well :) You can see all of these skits on Hulu or HBO I believe.
I love every skit where Keegan looses his temper lmao.
Me Too, in that skit when he was on the phone with the telemarketer and he screamed I actually died. Months later I came back though, but I was dead as fuk.
Man, this doctor needed an anger translator by the end he was so heated
@@kensingtondrake8069 do you need weed for it?
Best one is the texting miscommunication one, he portrays the anger so hilariously lol
@@bruhvenant That's a good one, aha. I also recommend the one where he plays a guy who pressed the crosswalk button and gets mad whenever Jordan tries to press it😂
Lol back when we needed a card, I walked into one of these places and told them I had back pain and needed it treated, they told me to go to a different medical office in the medical plaza, then my cousin stepped in and said “he just wants a weeds card” and they said “oh ok!”
The fish hook in my lip is underrated 😂
Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though
Sounds like you need a higher dosage
Have you tried sharing needles with other people?
@@stevenfriedman2902 of course, where else would they get the needle from
You should see a doctor for AIDS. Cannabis does not assist with that. [Response by NLAB-1]
my AIDS got cured by only the strongest weed
He got slapped for fake paralysis...CONSEQUENCES
I know it's only been 6 hours since this comment was posted, but still. Underrated.
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🙄🙄
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The chemistry between these two guys just shows every time imo lol
I've watched this SO MANY TIMES and I still can't stop laughing whenever I do
plot twist: he was trying to discreetly win another round of fronthand-backhand
Lmaoo
Most underrated comment
@@jensonsamuel1865 fr
Best comment on KRplus
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Badger seems to be doing... rather well
Yeah. Looks like he's been off the meth for a while. Lol
Of course, he left his Gf Crystal and went back to his ex Mary... plus he’s in Final Fantasy 7 Remake so yea he’s doin just fine!! Lol
Always the best content from these two
These guys are so funny, they don’t miss on any of their sketches
"You don't have schizophrenia" - "Yes you do."
Edit: Pretty sure that's a multiple personality disorder not SF but still..
"Well I've got a hundred voices in my head telling me I don't. Are you calling them all liars?"
@houseofleaves12 Okay I will try.
@@BlitzkriegRap You just do you... and you... and you... and you...
@Latrice R but it’s funny to the rest of us so chill.
Ikr I don’t know why that guys getting so mad
Heyyy who are you?
You! Why?
Ohh shit...
@Latrice R H u m o r
The lack of "Badger" comments is disappointing.
yeah man totally man
I would like this comment but it's at 69...
Dont badger us
Dont badger it
Badger badger badger badger badger mushrooms mushrooms! 🍄
Those last 2 seconds made me actually laugh out loud for a good ten seconds. Frickin love it 😂😂
I've seen this sketch like 3 times and I'm still dying laughing.
"Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke
your
you're*
You clearly should stop smoking, you can’t even type that without mistakes…
@@ferst262 you think people learn spelling by… not smoking weed? Man, I really want some of what _your_ smoking!
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated people can be stoned to the point of not being able to type well… that was the joke dumbo
Coolest doctor ever, he tries his best to give out weed and he slaps idiots. My kinda doctor
So you enjoy getting slapped then...
He was evan giving him options as to what to give out
Daryl Wathen sticks and stones may break my bones but that did hurt :(
@@Music-wm1gu hilarious lmaoo
A real modern day doctor house
The end was like something House would do.
The ending on this was so satisfying 💀💀
“.....as in I got it. Need lots of weed to get rid of it” 😂😂😂
These new/old sketches are hilarious
I regularly think about this sketch. Just the “aidss” as soon as he walks in 😭😭😭
@@LadyAristry for real 😂 it’s the way he interrupted his sentence to say “Aids” as if that was gonna get him a weed card immediately
@@porto1st lmao exactly!! 😭🤣🤣🤣
Oh okay, aids, um, wow
I love that they got badgers actor for this he’s playing the same character
Was looking for this comment
haha... he likes crystal, but after no one producing it, back to the old friend marijuana
I recognized him instantly ..... probaly bc of maryjane
First I thought it was Keegan doing a Badger impression haha
@@tonyofplymouth7303 Even after I saw his face, I still thought there was a possibility it was Key XD
This is definitely new it’s like I’ve been blessed that I’ve watched 4 different new skits in 2 weeks 😂😂😂
This is a tutorial in getting medical marijuana.
Why is nobody talking about the fact that that’s litterally badger from breaking bad
Bro it is 🤣
And Aaron Paul (Jesse) voiced Todd from Bojack Horseman, who was about the most lovable and naive character on the show
Good seeing him again
Syhh don't use his real name
I knowwww..
So damn cool
"... and then a Doctor slapped me in the face...."
CONSEQUENCES
Hahahahaha classic....
Damn underrated comment. Made me laugh harder than the skit. 😂
Lmao 😂
underrated comment 😂 never forget kids, CONSEQUENCES
🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I was having a pretty bad anxiety attack and I watched this episode and it didn't made me laugh and I scrolled thru comment section and this made me burst into laughter.😂🤣 Consequences
I didn’t think I was going to laugh as hard as I did but holy shit this entire sketch was gold from start to finish
You know you laugh hard you start coughing! This is peek gold!
"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Then this will help".
Stone cold...
That slap was pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥
@Johan Liebert both are correct
@Johan Liebert no
"Insomnia?"
"Sleep like a baby... With AIDs" 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Bce
LoL that ending really did it for me. Yep, I think he finally got the point and his weed.
This is my favorite key and peele sketch
"I got an anxiety that someday my back might hurt."
Nick Thuuuunne!!!!
What are you trying to say?
@@ayesig643
LOL 😂
Let's just slow your roll for a second. 👨⚕️
Dude doesnt sell meth anymore so he's helping his pal getting legal marijuana. Nice.
😁😠😁😠
That's Dwight Schrutes cousin?
People please, that's badger from How I Met Your Mother
Never gets old 😂
I love hearing Wedge's voice
"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Well then this should help." Got me dead af
I legit snort-laughed there.. I rarely even chuckle at videos online.
@@AAGEnzee Bruh, i actually almost fell on the floor from leaning too hard from laughing. lol
The slap made me break out with a laugh in the break room 💀
That‘s literally the punchline
Do you spend your life posting the punchline to every comedy skits you watch?
Ngl, that dude probably needs to lay off the weed for a while.
....Ey you know what. Let me hit that
this is by far the best skit theyve ever made in terms of execution
"You sure you're not already smoking it, son?"
He got me when he said “I can’t reach it” “why?” *PARALYZED* 😂
Paralyzed*
@@notwhoyouare1543 Grammer police
It's not a big deal
This isn't a test buddy.
@@angeofdeth6552 grammar*
How did he evan get there
@@hadbetterdays8118 even
Looks like "Badger" is in character too.
What the hell I knew I recognized him
Ah what a show
@@lancetanui3438 breaking bad
I would guess that guy is like that pretty often.
@@gokhaneken7553 no I know what show it is I was using aw as a interjection which made what follows after a statement to reflect on the subject(show)
lmao!! that last part. I’m dying. I can watch it over it and over.
So happy to see Badger in the sketch 🤣
“Does your face hurt Mr.Washington” “yea” “then this should help” 🤣🤣
Ayyeee!!! I have the same first name except the second i is an o for me! Trist[a,e,i,o,u,y]n gang, represent!
@@HashNub ayyye
Loved it
So not a fail after all lmao!
....yeah, that one got me.
It was a fail, but at least he succeeded.
Best laugh I've had all day....did not see that coming.
Key is the exact Dr. you want for this and Peele is the exact type of patient who should stay away from it.
"I'm going to ask you a couple of questions..."
"AIDS."
XD
lol my first time was very similar to this, of course i just went with back pain. .
shoulda test the patience of your doc
Me and mine chatted about the whole process for a while and how weed physically helps the repair and recovery processes in the body. We also talked about how obvious it is when patients want the medical card just for that dank
Edit: Cool ass dude.
@@adamkowalski6733 its not just the US its the same way in the UK and Germany and what I presume multiple other European countries I didn't bother looking into. Very few countries just have federal country wide legality of weed.
@@austinblackburn8095 Interesting, in Poland you just go to a store and get it without even being questioned about anything. Although maybe in your countries it has a larger percentage of THC, in Poland, there's an upper limit of 0,2% per product.
@@adamkowalski6733 some states are legal here & you can go into a dispensary & buy it if you’re over 21. Our stuff though is usually around 20-30% for bud & for dabs it can be all the way up to 90%
This is the smartest thing i've seen online for some time, and I'm a healthcare professional! LOL!
was hoping to hear dysentery for that oregon trail easter egg
Tokin daily! Holy crap good to see you here. Watched you show for the last 6 years
@@zachnies13 eyy cheers!
Best I can do is "Brain Cloud'
They hit em with that scurvy
What up Paul, glad to see you're still around #9yearfan
"Schizophrenia."
"You don't have Schizophrenia." 😅😅😅
"Yes you do" 🤣🤣🤣
after watching this....no what lets let it slide...
- Something from this sentury.
- Schizophrenia.
That's brilliant
@@DjSmokeMixtapes 😭😭
I looked it up but it didn’t helped, what is schizophrenia?
Lol. Ok. That last scene got me. 🤣
HIS FACE AT THE END HAHAHAHHA
WATCHED THIS 30 TIMES TODAY I LOVE YOU GUYS
Hey, it's Badger from Breaking Bad.
no, it is Badger from El Camino
This comment is so simple yet so sweet
No, it is Wedge from Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
@@fradengendelbah3522 No, is God Damn from Goddamnland
Nothing gets by you
- Just pick something of this list
- I can't reach it
- why
- paralyzed!!!
*SLAP* DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR. WASHINGTON!?
@@OmegaPrime1 🤣🤣
Excellent choice.
I had a mouthful of cereal and when he slapped him i wasnt expecting it, i no longer have a mouthful of cereal 😂
I cannot get enough of them
Most underrated line: Sleep like a baby..........with Aids..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Scurvy"
"Rickets"
"Consumption"
xDDDD
Consumption?? 😩😭
"Consumption" got me!!😆😆
I mean consumption unfortunately does still exist. But we normally call it tuberculosis.
@@barneylaurance1865 I mean
Who the hell call it consumption?
@@annakarenina8570 Tuberculosis was originally called consumption because it would cause people suffering from it to physically waste away, or be "consumed"
This was the best end to a skit by them lol. I died laughing
This one is short but hilarious 🤣
Can't be a “complete fail” if he ended up getting the kush
But he coulda had kush without the idiot slap lmao
""something from this century"" lmao
K&P never gets old. 😂🤣
its so short but so good!!
Oh yes, the old "fish hook in my lip"
Xd
@@otsonordberg lol they should have their own show some day too!
That was Hilarious I looked for some1 to comment 👍😆