When You Don’t Know How to Count Money - Key & Peele

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  • 게시일 2020. 07. 01.
  • A drug deal hits a snag when the sellers can’t figure out the best way to count the money.
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  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk 3 년 전 +7209

    Brother Carlito forgets to add a 20 and gets everyone blasted.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @browntinapay7318
    @browntinapay7318 3 년 전 +17598

    Ah, the orange filter in every Mexican movie.

    • @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
      @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua 3 년 전 +537

      I never realized I noticed that until this comment😭😭

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 3 년 전 +279

      Maybe that's how the sunlight is there? You know sunlight gets whiter as you go north in the hemisphere.

    • @Piquliar
      @Piquliar 3 년 전 +395

      Trump is low key a Mexican :v

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc 3 년 전 +149

      @@flaminmongrel6955 nope same sunlight

    • @Ringgold2x
      @Ringgold2x 3 년 전 +201

      After watching several American movies with Mexico as a setting, that's how I imagine the real Mexico.

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd 2 년 전 +6036

    That cartel boss looks like he enjoys his minerals

  • @wazowski5296
    @wazowski5296 2 년 전 +4745

    Hank with mustache being a drug lord is the best thing I've seen today.

  • @NoPastNoFate
    @NoPastNoFate 3 년 전 +7211

    “Why are you doing piles of nine?” “It’s faster than tens.” I lost it. 🤣

    • @MsGechi77
      @MsGechi77 3 년 전 +65

      This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. 😂

    • @firstlast9813
      @firstlast9813 3 년 전 +10

      *SAME* 🤣

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 3 년 전 +17

      Lost cause You know that’s Hank from breaking bad right ?

    • @GOLVEL
      @GOLVEL 3 년 전 +2

      It's like... X-D those comments... X-D when X-D they write X-D EXACTLY what they just said... X-D how do you even do that?!

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage 3 년 전 +4

      @@GOLVEL "how do you even do that?!" lol im ded XD

  • @boredpotato6366
    @boredpotato6366 3 년 전 +3432

    "I didn't study maths in school
    I got shot by drug dealers"
    "Consequences"

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 2 년 전 +404

    What you're actually supposed to do is this:
    1. Measure the length of a $20 bill in inches.
    2. Take every bill and line them up along the ground end-to-end.
    3. Measure the length of the line in miles.
    4. Multiply that measurement by 5280 to get the length of the line in feet. (You may need a calculator to do this.)
    5. Multiply that measurement by 12 to get the length of the line in inches.
    6. Divide that measurement by the first measurement (the length of one bill) to get the number of bills in the line.
    7. Multiply that number by 20. If your final answer is anything other than 100,000, you have been set up.

    • @tinybabybread
      @tinybabybread 2 년 전 +141

      The hell are those unnecessary steps?
      You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin
      You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000
      Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight
      After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up

    • @timorhyridgway3003
      @timorhyridgway3003 2 년 전 +168

      You are both making huge mistakes.
      First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars.
      Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid.
      What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller.
      Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated.
      Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates.
      Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan!
      Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless!
      Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards.
      P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale.
      Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively.
      It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.

    • @typatrice
      @typatrice 2 년 전 +19

      @@timorhyridgway3003 lmaooooooooooooo

    • @videojones9884
      @videojones9884 2 년 전 +23

      @@timorhyridgway3003 Tried it. Didn’t work. Was only approved for 80,000

    • @eD8yGames
      @eD8yGames 2 년 전 +6

      Dude i would rather 'rainman' it too instead of using ur complicated steps lol

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr
    @GuruPremierGangStarr 5 개월 전 +43

    "You really wiling to blow up this deal over 20 bucks?"
    "...Are you?"

  • @Poopchute
    @Poopchute 3 년 전 +9627

    “Why are you counting piles of 9?” “Because counting to 9 is faster than 10.” As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing.

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 3 년 전 +18

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PersonalPariah
      @PersonalPariah 3 년 전 +81

      You learn something new every day.

    • @resellworld
      @resellworld 3 년 전 +438

      @Jake Gittes *_"As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing"_*
      You tell for a living? *...SNITCH.*

    • @boskee
      @boskee 3 년 전 +196

      As a Teller, do you use Penn when counting money?

    • @KryptonKr
      @KryptonKr 3 년 전 +21

      EuGenius CONSEQUENCES

  • @ahahm3
    @ahahm3 3 년 전 +7193

    The guy that forgot to put in the last 20, now has a bunch of bags of heroin AND 100k dollars. Win Win.

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 년 전 +236

      Plus he could sell all the heroin to make double of what he had originally, even triple

    • @adj2006
      @adj2006 3 년 전 +279

      And then keep one twenty to receive the same results! Brilliant!

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 년 전 +9

      Big win 😂
      .
      krplus.net/bidio/gLl-pmKqoo6UhGE

    • @sai-pc5fl
      @sai-pc5fl 3 년 전 +101

      AND six dead bodies plus two cars to dispose of.

    • @joshpatel4439
      @joshpatel4439 3 년 전 +7

      Howsit Goingbros what? Oh I got it u mean that he could make like 200 grand now since he got 100ks worth of heroin and 100k

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 2 년 전 +90

    Desert theme. Shoot out in the desert. Orange over-filtering. Actor who plays Hank. Mexican cartel. Issue with a $20 bill. You would think these Breaking Bad easter eggs. But that would be crazy.

    • @HerZeL3iDza
      @HerZeL3iDza 2 년 전

      I don't know why but I find that orange filter comforting.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 개월 전

      IT IS NOT CRAZY. HE LEFT THAT 20 OUT. AS IF I COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE. AS IF.

  • @lance_wavy
    @lance_wavy 2 년 전 +208

    Key's face and his rainman counting in the air at 3:10 got me good 😂

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats 3 년 전 +10843

    The fact that he actually counted the exact number at the end elevates this from funny to genius lol

    • @melrob9834
      @melrob9834 3 년 전 +77

      Exactly! Genius

    • @gyasiofficial7063
      @gyasiofficial7063 3 년 전 +33

      Absolutely brilliant

    • @RONNY12HTX
      @RONNY12HTX 3 년 전 +151

      Bro exactly!!!!!! Cuz I really wasn’t feeling it until the counted 99,980 and then the dude comes running out with the $20 😂😂😂

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 년 전 +1

      Facts 😂 .
      .
      krplus.net/bidio/gLl-pmKqoo6UhGE

    • @peterc132
      @peterc132 3 년 전 +4

      @@melrob9834 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkk6kkkkkkukkkikkukkkkkkkukukkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkikkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkikkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikukkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkuikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjjjksjyujjujkkjuu

  • @LevyBe01
    @LevyBe01 3 년 전 +9511

    The fact that he got it right makes this 10x timer better.

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 년 전 +3

      😂
      .
      krplus.net/bidio/gLl-pmKqoo6UhGE

    • @RagingBadger68
      @RagingBadger68 3 년 전 +21

      Darealkush bad bot

    • @danielrosas4254
      @danielrosas4254 3 년 전 +52

      Almost like thats the joke

    • @kekfreedomheritage5633
      @kekfreedomheritage5633 3 년 전

      Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.

    • @mattmanpro
      @mattmanpro 3 년 전 +18

      Absolutely. The ending makes or breaks a K+P skit, since the premises are always brilliant. This one had a great ending.

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 년 전 +67

    The goon scratching his head with the gun got me lol.

  • @nemobd3647
    @nemobd3647 2 년 전 +39

    I dunno whats more impressive. Going even in a shoot out 2v5 or counting accurately by throwing money in the air.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 년 전

      Everyone knows that the bad guys can't aim, so that's not impressive

    • @nidhalwatters1490
      @nidhalwatters1490 2 년 전

      😂😂😂😂

    • @allenxavier6073
      @allenxavier6073 2 년 전

      @@tomlxyz which one is the bad guy? the one selling or the one buying crack?

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven 3 년 전 +16782

    I believe someone is saving these hidden sketches for rainy day, or pandemic, and i for one, thank you, sir

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 3 년 전 +215

      If we all die and aliens show up, we should show them key and Peele sketches. They are the greatest testament to humanity

    • @finan2487
      @finan2487 3 년 전 +23

      You're welcome. krplus.net/p/PLAu2GZzz95YRErUQjSoJasikWPIrdM6i4.html

    • @chrisslays7373
      @chrisslays7373 3 년 전 +56

      Not hidden

    • @piFFD513
      @piFFD513 3 년 전 +90

      This was posted on this channel a long time ago. Think they are just reuploading them

    • @the_Supernova
      @the_Supernova 3 년 전 +23

      @@piFFD513 yeah they are reposts,but its fine

  • @jesterroyal5016
    @jesterroyal5016 3 년 전 +6260

    It physically hurt when they started throwing the money

  • @mercedeslynn78
    @mercedeslynn78 2 년 전 +26

    My respect goes out to the production assistant who had to pick that money up between takes.

    • @vinny9152
      @vinny9152 2 개월 전 +1

      shop vac to the rescue!

  • @amaankhan5673
    @amaankhan5673 2 년 전 +66

    and thats how they made the plot for “no country for old men”

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg 3 년 전 +1741

    Plot Twist:
    My mans “Mr. 20 bucks” intentionally kept the $20 and waited until after the bullets went flying to collect his other 4999 $20 bills.

  • @SuperSaverPlays
    @SuperSaverPlays 3 년 전 +1960

    “Pure Afghani heroine” with Chinese Writings on the packaging, and the guy snort tested it.....shit is way too funny!

    • @olbaprabocse9940
      @olbaprabocse9940 3 년 전 +2

      Loooool

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood 3 년 전 +24

      U missed 100k for all that

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 3 년 전 +67

      Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser 3 년 전 +85

      You can snort heroin

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 년 전 +5

      The Triads control a great deal of the distribution of heroin.

  • @alessandrocwilliam
    @alessandrocwilliam 2 년 전 +25

    Mexican Hank doesn't exist, he can't hurt you:
    Mexican Hank:

  • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
    @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze 5 개월 전 +6

    LOOOL: at 3:07, dude in the gray suit CANNOT hold in the laughter any more, and does a slow spin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 개월 전 +2

      HA i think you're right

  • @adampauley7729
    @adampauley7729 3 년 전 +1812

    "100% pure Afghani heroin" has a Chinese dragon on the bricks!!

    • @bearbyblood
      @bearbyblood 3 년 전 +48

      Probably wanted to say china white, but all the china in the media, so Afghani

    • @JP47471
      @JP47471 3 년 전 +31

      That's a big fail, but then again so is doing heroin

    • @yaboirico5221
      @yaboirico5221 3 년 전 +14

      BUT THEN THE GUY SPOKE SPANISH

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 3 년 전 +8

      @@nexus4880 In these days of Fentanyl I don't think people doing all this sniffing of unidentified white powders.......

    • @123rockstar2010
      @123rockstar2010 3 년 전 +3

      only China and USA buys Afghan heroin in bulk. So there you go.

  • @rovision
    @rovision 3 년 전 +13509

    Yo that’s Hank from breaking bad with a mustache lmao

  • @shrugin9236
    @shrugin9236 2 년 전 +8

    idk what more impressive the fact that they counted the money by throwing it into the air perfectly. or the fact they even out a 2v4 in a standoff.

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 2 년 전 +106

    And that's why I'm not a drugdealer, it makes me really anxious to count money in public.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 년 전 +11

      Got killed last time you did?

  • @evingrindle1929
    @evingrindle1929 3 년 전 +4691

    Plot twist: that guy at the end left the $20 out on purpose knowing that they would kill each other, leading him to have all the money and drugs for himself

  • @bmbpdk
    @bmbpdk 3 년 전 +5398

    "Why do you do counts of nines?"
    "Course its faster than ten"

    • @rexfordowusu4681
      @rexfordowusu4681 3 년 전 +9

      lol right

    • @johnconnor2247
      @johnconnor2247 3 년 전 +72

      well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less.
      imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second
      then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds.
      So he's not wrong there :p

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 년 전 +39

      @@johnconnor2247 okay compared that to only count until 10. its the fooking same

    • @zacloud9672
      @zacloud9672 3 년 전 +3

      @@mont9150 @John Connor ok nerd

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 년 전 +18

      @@zacloud9672 you dont have a place to live depressive weeb?

  • @ods1ODS
    @ods1ODS 년 전 +10

    One of the best. He had so much faith in his rainman technique he was willing to kill/die.

  • @QuickWitit07
    @QuickWitit07 2 년 전 +4

    I should watch one of these every day and get my day started off with a good laugh. I should have a 6 pack by December.

  • @hermaeusmora1827
    @hermaeusmora1827 3 년 전 +1480

    I'm embarrassed counting money in public.

    • @SHIZZLE71
      @SHIZZLE71 3 년 전 +17

      D Thomas
      How?

    • @hussein6173
      @hussein6173 3 년 전 +31

      I'm scared counting money in public

    • @natneo2722
      @natneo2722 3 년 전 +2

      @@hussein6173 me too

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz 3 년 전 +37

      @@stldweller Dyslexia is for words, Dyscalculia is for numbers.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 3 년 전 +23

      @@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life.
      Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 3 년 전 +674

    I like to imagine this is the backstory to No Country for Old Men

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 7 개월 전 +2

    Dude coming in at end was perfect finish.

  • @Martinovic91
    @Martinovic91 8 개월 전 +2

    Great irony for hank being a drug lord.
    Best sketches

  • @CrownSlayer
    @CrownSlayer 3 년 전 +620

    I forgot to add one bill into my drug money and now everyone is dead.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @woshwbdsiashqwed
    @woshwbdsiashqwed 3 년 전 +1998

    Kids: why do we have to study math?
    Math teacher: shows this to kids

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 3 년 전 +19

      learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 3 년 전 +24

      @@kylem1112 Algebra is pretty important dude what are you on?

    • @Kentrantran
      @Kentrantran 3 년 전 +22

      😂 yeah yeah, math is pretty much useless when you don't have brain to use it.

    • @physcho2803
      @physcho2803 3 년 전 +10

      kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 3 년 전 +1

      consequences

  • @mistermister124
    @mistermister124 년 전 +2

    LOL "I do my 9s ten times and then an extra pile of ten" These two are so f funny

  • @bloomingtg1214
    @bloomingtg1214 10 일 전 +1

    When my dopamine levels are lower than a snake’s belly, I just have to watch Key and Peele for a few minutes. There! All better! 😂

  • @pisur4620
    @pisur4620 3 년 전 +626

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe, still no happy ending for Hank Schrader..

  • @AlinaTowers
    @AlinaTowers 3 년 전 +5227

    The real punchline is that he actually WAS able to count like Rainnman.

    • @bernardsantos1776
      @bernardsantos1776 2 년 전 +20

      Indeed

    • @illyrian89
      @illyrian89 2 년 전 +151

      Wow, how did you figure out that obvious joke? By watching til the end? Fascinating

    • @LuMnOsITi
      @LuMnOsITi 2 년 전 +27

      Did that really need explaining? Are the 1000+ people who liked that comment really that stupid? Lol

    • @greentea5534
      @greentea5534 2 년 전 +30

      @@LuMnOsITi I mean most people don't know what the hell rainman is. I just searched it up and I still don't understand it

    • @danielgabarron8578
      @danielgabarron8578 2 년 전 +67

      @@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns.
      There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.

  • @DenverCookies
    @DenverCookies 2 년 전 +19

    I love how these always ramp up to actual insanity lol

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 2 년 전 +23

    I’m really confused how I’ve never seen this sketch before. I’ve literally seen every key and peele sketch at least 3 or 4 times. Some how this one slipped by me, and it’s amazing.

    • @lordains6250
      @lordains6250 2 년 전 +3

      Yeah i do key and peele marathon sometime
      But still there is always new skecth i found😂

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 9 개월 전

      Then you haven't literally seen them all.

    • @mikeposner8563
      @mikeposner8563 9 개월 전

      @@edmerc92 shut up I never said literally

  • @brentholsey3455
    @brentholsey3455 3 년 전 +491

    The fact that he was right about the count being off by $20 😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 3 년 전 +2

      R\wooosh

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 3 년 전 +15

      @@tuneboyz5634 ???
      ???
      ???
      ???
      ???

    • @bryanpowell757
      @bryanpowell757 3 년 전 +9

      @@tuneboyz5634 what?

    • @Lady-V
      @Lady-V 3 년 전 +22

      @@tuneboyz5634 If anything you either don't understand how woosh works, or you don't understand the comment itself.

    • @qayyumkurosaki924
      @qayyumkurosaki924 3 년 전 +8

      @@tuneboyz5634 wtf is this wooosh for? 😂

  • @merlijnbell8747
    @merlijnbell8747 3 년 전 +2658

    The killing ratio of Key and Peele is pretty good. They won 2 out 5.

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 2 년 전 +31

      glad someone else pivked up on tht😂

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 2 년 전 +29

      They lost... Both sides lost...

    • @snois2
      @snois2 2 년 전 +54

      2.5 kd.
      Not bad at all

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 2 년 전 +29

      Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.

    • @sayitaintso7544
      @sayitaintso7544 2 년 전 +2

      I didnt see that coming. Slow counters but fast shooters

  • @jibbsautomations
    @jibbsautomations 6 개월 전 +1

    "One hundred thousand... JU ES DOLLARS" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pimeine
    @pimeine 6 개월 전 +1

    The best comedy sketch channel in the world🤣

  • @tobbanimations4599
    @tobbanimations4599 2 년 전 +835

    "You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever known, but you’re too stupid to see that he couldn’t count ten minutes ago."

  • @brandenapexo604
    @brandenapexo604 3 년 전 +459

    Hank decided to fake his death an become a drug lord himself after seeing how much Walt made from it.

  • @abrarabeer1790
    @abrarabeer1790 일 전

    The " I got that! " line got me 😂😂

  • @srinivasnahak3473
    @srinivasnahak3473 년 전 +7

    He's looking the 2000's The Rock 🤣

  • @Neimm
    @Neimm 3 년 전 +253

    You can never tell if Key is bald, they have good hairstylists indeed.

    • @Abhaque2
      @Abhaque2 3 년 전 +2

      Best in the world

    • @Xiampartyboyx
      @Xiampartyboyx 3 년 전 +4

      He has the worst hair I’ve ever seen

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 3 년 전 +2

      I wish Tyler Perry would get a clue. 😂😂😂

    • @Neimm
      @Neimm 3 년 전

      @@politereminder6284 lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣madea is coming to get you

    • @Potterphilly13
      @Potterphilly13 3 년 전

      Did you just call him “Key”?

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch 3 년 전 +493

    It always puts a smile on my face when I see that even within 10 minutes already thousands of people around the whole world clicked on a video on KRplus to see a Key and Peele sketch.

    • @melissaeriksson1878
      @melissaeriksson1878 3 년 전 +2

      Yep me as well, from Sweden here!❤

    • @tisiclem1611
      @tisiclem1611 3 년 전 +1

      It is literally 4 in the morning where I'm from yet here I am XD

    • @farah7284
      @farah7284 3 년 전

      yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel

    • @chupapipitachaso2666
      @chupapipitachaso2666 3 년 전

      5 pm in USA

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 3 년 전

      Haha

  • @bellaf7774
    @bellaf7774 년 전 +3

    The man who miscounted the money and came back to return the missing dollar bill, got rewarded for his honesty. That’s how the universe works 😆

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 6 개월 전

      He finna start his own drug empire like Tony lmfaoooooo

  • @elgato4619
    @elgato4619 년 전

    Wtf are 1000 jew.s dollurs 😂🤣

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 3 년 전 +437

    The bald mustache man looks like the type of dude who likes rocks...sorry, minerals

  • @khidrrr
    @khidrrr 3 년 전 +549

    Can't have problems counting money when you don't got money.... **taps head**
    **sobbing intensifies**

  • @govinddwivedi5439
    @govinddwivedi5439 2 년 전 +11

    These guys can make anything humourous! 😆😆

  • @neomabido
    @neomabido 3 년 전 +341

    All that money on the ground is making me uncomfortable

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 년 전 +24

      Bruh and the light breeze pushing it

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 3 년 전 +4

      It's not real money. Only the few bills on top, and the first shots of counting them, close-up

    • @latricee_2000
      @latricee_2000 3 년 전 +23

      @@johntao6822 no shit sherlock

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 년 전 +3

      I know, slowly blowing away and shit...

    • @marqj301
      @marqj301 3 년 전

      @@johntao6822 r/whoooosh

  • @thebureaucrat3177
    @thebureaucrat3177 3 년 전 +172

    At this point, there is no man on internet who can say he has seen all the Key and Peele sketches. .. .

    • @natashaabdurahman4026
      @natashaabdurahman4026 3 년 전 +8

      These hidden gems are an absolute delight.

    • @boazchapman2353
      @boazchapman2353 3 년 전 +7

      I mean I’ve watched every episode of the show sooo. Although there are deleted sketches that I haven’t seen

    • @sunpy7908
      @sunpy7908 3 년 전 +1

      If you watch the show you would have seen this. It just goes to show you not many people watch it.

    • @user-bi1hm5pk3b
      @user-bi1hm5pk3b 3 년 전

      The Bureaucrat I hope not. Because I can’t get enough of these guys. Definitely the most talented on comedy

  • @thechosenone7642
    @thechosenone7642 2 년 전 +1

    My life's mission is to watch every Key and Peele sketch#13

  • @viruscerbero
    @viruscerbero 년 전 +1

    Oh, my God, when they started to count by twenties 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @idc9910
    @idc9910 3 년 전 +290

    It’s like Christmas whenever you find a sketch you haven’t seen before

    • @uhjeff3651
      @uhjeff3651 3 년 전 +4

      My uncle molested me on every holidays when I was younger. So no. It's not like Christmas at all.

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 3 년 전 +1

      It's only a few minutes old. It'd be strange if you would've seen it before lol

    • @zahsum
      @zahsum 3 년 전

      @@uhjeff3651 noice

    • @loganmayo4652
      @loganmayo4652 3 년 전

      @@uhjeff3651 I'm crying laughing rn

    • @mistermystery5197
      @mistermystery5197 3 년 전

      @@zahsum noice

  • @ufinc
    @ufinc 3 년 전 +2590

    WTF is that Hank from Breaking Bad wearing a fake moustache?!?!?!

    • @liesllukacs7453
      @liesllukacs7453 3 년 전 +164

      Why is no one mentioning this?! I came to the comments for this!

    • @FilmSimply
      @FilmSimply 3 년 전 +20

      fr it is crazy

    • @UrbanLifestyle1
      @UrbanLifestyle1 3 년 전 +6

      Liesl Lukacs me to lol

    • @calcaware
      @calcaware 3 년 전 +37

      I knew I wasn't crazy! Thank you!
      Confirmed by Google to be Dean Norris (Hank Schrader).

    • @kvrt619
      @kvrt619 3 년 전 +10

      I did not recognize his face until I read this comment.

  • @adrimcandrew-jj8qi
    @adrimcandrew-jj8qi 6 개월 전 +22

    As a former bank teller, the struggle is real 😂

  • @crapola67876578
    @crapola67876578 2 년 전 +1

    Hank doing undercover work. Lol

  • @NotaTrollJustRealistic
    @NotaTrollJustRealistic 3 년 전 +121

    When he rain man's it and actually guesses the exact amount 😂

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 3 년 전 +6

      Especially when he found out the deals Short 😂😂😂

    • @lyricsalone1
      @lyricsalone1 3 년 전

      😂😂😂

    • @leonelgalan9431
      @leonelgalan9431 3 년 전 +1

      Yup lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 $99,980.........👉👉👉👉👉👈👈

  • @TRPB-
    @TRPB- 3 년 전 +1024

    is literally no one gonna mention the fact that our boy ASAC Schrader is out here dealing in drugs??

  • @roxannehouse4408
    @roxannehouse4408 2 년 전

    Theses guys are the best, funniest, cleverest and belly laughing geniuses!!!!!!!!

  • @jehanhaidar2179
    @jehanhaidar2179 년 전 +2

    The last guy gets all the money. The plan all along. Genius.

  • @alrobin
    @alrobin 3 년 전 +1632

    I did the rain man counting thing once. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of community support to help me get all that money out the road. I mean, you should see the enthusiasm of so many people rushing to my aide. Almost caused several car accidents. I think my math was off a bit that day because I think I had a lot less than I initially threw up. Either way, it was still a win because when I needed help with all that scattered money, folks were just coming from out of nowhere without me having to ask for help. It was a very moving moment.

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 3 년 전 +88

      I love helping people get money off the road!

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 3 년 전 +51

      I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.

    • @bluelightningcloud9605
      @bluelightningcloud9605 3 년 전 +47

      The helpful nature of humans is truly beautiful.

    • @gadlicht4627
      @gadlicht4627 3 년 전 +63

      Maybe u should do it again then? Just tell me where

    • @nicktetteh9987
      @nicktetteh9987 3 년 전 +12

      😂😂😂

  • @leotrejo9817
    @leotrejo9817 3 년 전 +1086

    So that's what happened before No Country for Old Men....

  • @bluewater6878
    @bluewater6878 년 전 +1

    I thought they were going to be undercover cops at first just stalling for time. Lol.

  • @AiyoFoundation
    @AiyoFoundation 년 전

    3:06 He couldn’t hold his laughter and had to turn 😂

  • @mayurdudhe6378
    @mayurdudhe6378 3 년 전 +1386

    Is Hank undercover or has he gone dirty? I think he's Heisenberg's rival.
    Thanks guys. This the most likes (or dislikes) I've ever got.

    • @thebatsup
      @thebatsup 3 년 전 +63

      Breaking bad alternate ending.

    • @mellusse
      @mellusse 3 년 전

      Hank is dead you stupid

    • @tonywasikhongo7510
      @tonywasikhongo7510 3 년 전 +1

      I thought it was Hank with the bald head

    • @banga6419
      @banga6419 3 년 전 +1

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong did you even watch the final season?

    • @maxmoseley6330
      @maxmoseley6330 3 년 전 +2

      I didn’t even recognize him damn

  • @bigmoist7838
    @bigmoist7838 3 년 전 +97

    It seems like nothing has ever gone good for Hank Schrader in the middle of the desert.

    • @ameer5120
      @ameer5120 3 년 전 +1

      Bad or good guy. Always end up dead.

  • @jameswtlocs
    @jameswtlocs 2 년 전 +6

    The fact he actually counted them like that though 💀

  • @oneandonlyjark
    @oneandonlyjark 2 년 전 +5

    0:27 - Hank, is that you? You went dark side eh?
    #BreakingBad

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 년 전 +1

      He really looks like hank

  • @d-hunter9801
    @d-hunter9801 3 년 전 +138

    LOL, he actually managed to "Rain Man" the money, that's some serious mad skills there.

  • @Nemo-wg1dp
    @Nemo-wg1dp 3 년 전 +82

    Man. The feeling when you find a key & pelee sketch you haven’t watched is not possible to describe🤤

  • @Indrani_Mukherjee19
    @Indrani_Mukherjee19 2 년 전 +3

    I felt like it's me in front of all that money; counting exactly like them.😂😂🤣

  • @jasondavidcox
    @jasondavidcox 2 년 전 +3

    Literally me trying to close out the register at the end of my shift

  • @johnathanelbert6880
    @johnathanelbert6880 3 년 전 +336

    The last dude that forgot the 20 is a 100,000 richer with heroin lmao

    • @alexmeekelk1912
      @alexmeekelk1912 3 년 전 +1

      Maybe 300,000

    • @rarecomment3639
      @rarecomment3639 3 년 전 +2

      It’s dirty money, it’s gonna be hella sus to the police when this random guy suddenly becomes extremely rich

    • @sws212
      @sws212 3 년 전 +5

      @@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.

    • @junfaa
      @junfaa 3 년 전 +3

      Somebody would be looking for him.

    • @Otto-cz6by
      @Otto-cz6by 3 년 전 +1

      @@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.

  • @rutwickgangurde3247
    @rutwickgangurde3247 3 년 전 +114

    The yellow filter should be declared Mexico's national asset.

    • @themandinkan7411
      @themandinkan7411 3 년 전 +2

      Rutwick Gangurde Lol Great observation.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 3 년 전 +1

      HAAAA

    • @Elitecommando501
      @Elitecommando501 3 년 전 +1

      Some mentally handicapped people in this comment section think this yellow filter is how actually everything in Mexico looks 😂😂

    • @themandinkan7411
      @themandinkan7411 3 년 전

      Georgies51 Oh, wise one, do enlighten us.

  • @craigwyatt3195
    @craigwyatt3195 2 년 전 +2

    Key & Peele : Throws the money
    Me internally: dont freak out, dont freak out, it's ok... it's a wide open space, they can still find all the notes!!

  • @jwonyoutube
    @jwonyoutube 8 개월 전

    3:06 light suit guy has to look away before busting out laughing

  • @RefinerSimilitude
    @RefinerSimilitude 3 년 전 +261

    3:05 Dude in grey broke. Guy next to him closer to camera heard him and cracked a big smile.

  • @nikolaykim
    @nikolaykim 3 년 전 +266

    I'm more impressed how two of them were able to shoot five people :0

    • @il2858
      @il2858 3 년 전 +21

      They did the math. Thats how 😂

    • @somefamousguy
      @somefamousguy 3 년 전 +38

      because 2s are faster than 5s

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 3 년 전 +9

      You clearly don't know how this works...
      There were 5 of them, but... _they had a sniper trained on their position_

    • @catthomas3097
      @catthomas3097 3 년 전 +4

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 you mean the sniper who's wife has just been kidnapped?

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 3 년 전 +4

      @@catthomas3097 you mean the snipers wife who just filed for divorce?

  • @rastagideon8236
    @rastagideon8236 10 개월 전

    These episodes neva get old, I laugh every time.

  • @ioiwut4874
    @ioiwut4874 2 년 전 +2

    "I do 10 piles of nines, then do one extra- its faster"
    lol

  • @ThreeCrowns
    @ThreeCrowns 3 년 전 +426

    Anyone else get anxiety from seeing the money thrown like that???

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 3 년 전 +1

      ME 😂

    • @3RDEYELOVE
      @3RDEYELOVE 3 년 전 +1

      probably bcuz you haven't SEEN the Rain Man movie

    • @Aquardis
      @Aquardis 3 년 전 +7

      k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.

    • @selenaquintanilla4ever330
    • @justincherry1116
      @justincherry1116 3 년 전

      Its only looks good with a room full of strippers or in a music video!!

  • @Star-Man
    @Star-Man 3 년 전 +283

    *This has been the worst trade deal in history, probably ever*

    • @obaidspathology1938
      @obaidspathology1938 3 년 전 +4

      Search worst translator ever alternatino. Thank me later

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 3 년 전 +1

      @@obaidspathology1938 or the one where they try to make a discrete drug deal

    • @bobweird2399
      @bobweird2399 3 년 전

      I see what you did there

    • @obaidspathology1938
      @obaidspathology1938 3 년 전

      @@MrE_ they are legend, it is amazing how they can assume any identity, race, character etc so smoothly

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 3 년 전 +2

      Have u heard of the Louisiana Purchase?

  • @jackstar6018
    @jackstar6018 년 전

    That look he gave dude when he was short🤣🤣

  • @geoben1810
    @geoben1810 2 년 전 +1

    Unf-ing REAL! I didn't see that coming! Brilliant! 👌👍🤣

  • @jonsgarage
    @jonsgarage 3 년 전 +919

    “Jesus Christ Marie! They’re not rocks, they’re minerals!”

  • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
    @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 3 년 전 +1005

    I mean... to be fair, being able to count out 100,000$ by 20’s, while its raining from the sky, in your head, is quite impressive...

    • @Chadwinw
      @Chadwinw 2 년 전 +32

      Yeah they counted 4999 bills in less than a minute,

    • @Anth0nee
      @Anth0nee 2 년 전 +25

      Quite impressive is an understatement

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 2 년 전 +21

      Thats why they said rainman it. Since that’s what rainman does in the movie rainman. Rainman counts stuff when it falls on the floor perfectly. But I could probably do it. Jk

    • @dablet
      @dablet 2 년 전 +11

      killing each other over a difference of $20. lol

    • @leodragonheart754
      @leodragonheart754 2 년 전 +10

      @@dablet its not about the money, its about the principle... XD

  • @rhyswong8976
    @rhyswong8976 6 개월 전 +1

    I can imagine Mike Ehrmantraut's face of despair looking at these two. Lol

    • @azizshamsi6044
      @azizshamsi6044 3 개월 전

      Yeah? Why?

    • @azizshamsi6044
      @azizshamsi6044 2 개월 전 +2

      Mike: Waltuh. Why did you hire these clowns in our meth buisness Waltuh?
      Walt: because they are gonna be the biggest diversion to the DEA. They're not gonna cook with us, but they will hold off the DEA by clowning around on them, making themselves as their target while we continue our meth operation without any DEA looking for us. What do you two think about it?
      Key: i mean, not a bad idea
      Peele: yeah, we can get the DEA out of your sight with no problems
      Key: so, how we gonna do it
      Mike: you two will go around carrying drugs which aren't meth just to use them to get the DEA's attention, once you do that, the DEA will loose focus on their Heisenberg case and will start going after you guys instead. Do i make myself clear?
      Key and Peele: yes sir!
      Mike: good. Now get out there and create a big diversion to the DEA.
      “Key and Peele proceeds to leave the lab”
      Jesse: yo, Mr White.
      Walt: yes Jesse?
      Jesse: how did you find these two?
      Walt: well, it's a long story

  • @WonkaBiz
    @WonkaBiz 2 년 전 +2

    He said “I was gon’ try to rainman it” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 3 년 전 +197

    They 2 VS 5 and broke even though, which means they actually had some skill.
    Also I just realized that lucky slowpoke now has both the drugs and the money.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 년 전 +10

      Yeah lol it's a reference to No Country for Old Men, wherein a drug deal gone wrong left all the money for someone to steal and shit goes south after that.

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization 3 년 전

      @@re_i_gn oh man, I wished I watched the film before I saw your post. Now I'm sad.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 년 전

      @@Manganization Not too late to see it, it's personally on my top 10 favorite movies of all time. Best main antagonist in film history in my opinion.

    • @pon3d120
      @pon3d120 3 년 전 +2

      CursedUsername That’s how the film kicks off, so not really a spoiler. Definitely give it a watch, it’s an amazing movie.