I Let My Subscribers Pick My Next Tattoo
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FOLKS! It's my last video of 2019. Instead of doing a year in review, or a recap, or a rewind, or anything like that; I decided to commemorate this year with a tattoo. I didn't know what to get, so I asked you guys to design my next tattoo, and you did not disappoint. Over 1500 emails and 185,000 votes later, I got a brand new tattoo to remember this amazing year.
Thank you to everyone who subscribed, liked, commented, laughed, told their friends, listened to my podcast, came to one of my shows; seriously you have no idea how much it means to me. Thank you for an amazing year. SEE U NEXT YEAR, KURTISTOWN!!!!
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thanks for a great year
Kurtis Conner 💛 we love u sm ! Thanks for a great year too !!
love you kurtis! love gooby more
hi i love you thanks for making good content and being a good person 😙💕
Kurtis Conner thank you for making good content and the extra greetings :)
Love your kurtis
Kurtis: It’s the last extra greeting of the year
Me: fcking pardon??????
i’m disappointed kurtis, you had all the power to say “see you next decade”
Oh shit he's gonna have to reupload again
This means there’s gonna be another video
I subscribed just because of your profile pic lmao
Nakoma Madyun i appreciate
USA#1 !! Uh no lmao 2020 is the new decade, 2021 is the new century. So many people get it wrong
Plot twist: he'll gradually get all of them
eat cheese
He better
all 1500
Yeah, all the 15000
eat cheese
Kurtis in 2019: this year has been crazy.
Me in 2020: honey you’ve got a big storm coming.
This comment is underrated
still
still
still
Sara G it lights on fire every summer/fall
You should get “best” on one butt cheek and “friends” on the other butt cheek.
This but "eat" instead of "best" and "cheese" instead of "friends"
Or boi instead of friends
_eat_ _cheese_
because nothing can come between best friends
Chunky Tree Lmaoo.
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did when “I’m clapping with my ass” happened
Super High School Level Mexican I love the profile pic
I DIED!
Probably the hardest I’ve laughed in a LONG time
Super High School Level Mexican “playing drums with my ass”
Same
lowkey disappointed he didn’t get the badge tattooed on his chest where an actual badge would be
666 likes, congrats
yeah but it hurts a lot more
The chest is such valuable tattoo real estate though. He probably wants to save that spot for something big and amazing and something that he came up with, but yeah, it would've been much better there.
i sat here laughing at “eat cheese” for like 5 minutes
we really let the side down when we didn’t vote for Kurtis as a THICC king
I still don't understand how come people didn't vote for this option. It's beyond me.
If I had seen the pictures I would have voted for that one
Marley Ackerman same!
I didnt see the pictures 🥺
right! that one was so rad!
nobody:
my sleep paralysis demon: kurtis as baby bunting
my sleep paralysis demon: eat cheese
jan s eat cheese
*The 12 y.o. daughter of russian actor Alexey Panin makes him tatoo*
Check the video in my channel
Literally scared tf out of me
It’d be so cool if you could collab with the artist that made the “pardon?” drawing to make merch
Anande very very fortunate foreshadowing 😃
woah hold on
"There's a lot more lined up for 2020"
*Narrator*: There would not be a lot more lined up for 2020
literally he’s like this is the last video of 2019 :) nooo stay in 2019
"EAT CHEESE" is 100% a finger tat idea.
"eat" on the first finger, skip a couple spaces for dramatic pause, "cheese" on the inside of the pinky
Ouch
eat cheese *
eat cheese
can't wait until so many kurtis fans get this tattooed that it becomes sort of a marking of kurtistown citizens
we are all e-boys.
*extra greeting boys/girls*
1k likes soon
lol what about enbies? e-enbies? lol XD
Little.miss.COLDPLAY Fan e-enbies LMFAOOOOO
Little.miss.COLDPLAY Fan eenby gang yell heah
kurtis looks like he'd give great hugs
I actually adore kurtis for painting his nails
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME NOTICE THIS OMG
D G why not...
D G because it shows that he’s not insecure and he’s breaking gender norms 👍. Plus it looks good lol
I don’t think it looks good when guys paint their nails but Kurtis can pull it off
@@midarisimp5566 Change your pfp rn my guy
"and he insisted i wasn't his pee but it smelled and tasted exactly like his pee" ok, thanks Kurtis
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Tryin' to blur the tattoo but it's like the most recognisable shape ever
Kat meow literally as soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew what he got
I'm dumb and didn't know what it was
i thought it was gonna be the glo gang star lol
i literally thought it was going to be the sun baby from teletubbies
Isn’t that kinda the point
“If you take the R away from mayor it’s become mayo and that’s just great” as someone who’s last name is Mayo, I feel honored
There’s a Homestuck character who made a “Mayo” label into a “Mayor” badge and he is literally the most beloved character of the whole bloated series
bibliophilianApologist ok im glad you said it so i don’t have to explain it lmao
I love how you covered the percentages of every tattoo option in the poll & you used a drumroll, when we can actually see which one won by looking at which has the longest grey bar. Also, 'eat cheese' was definitely a threat. I hope you have some Gouda.
“It smelt and tasted exactly like his pee”
Hol up
Is that why he matched his piss colored nails to his piss colored under shirt ?! Cuz I dig it lol
I think you mean ‘Pardon?’
Pardon?
fuckin pardon????
i was actually hoping the tattoo was just gonna be the "eat cheese"
Person who was the 900th like, we did it. We have an unbreakable bond now
"This year has been crazy"
Oh just you wait, just you wait...
When he was ten his father split full of it debt ridden.
@@Yourhyperfixationandmine two years later see alex and his mother bed ridden
@@belladoan2068 half dead, sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick,
and Alex got better but his mother went quick
I’m gonna get juicy Kurtis tattooed and tell my grandkids he was my first love
LOL yes.
wdym he WAS my first love 🙄
no one:
not a single soul:
me: hehe kurtis mayor town
Me
Ok
Tia van der Velde that’s what I was saying
haha English go brrrrr
If you don’t put the “pardon” one on you somewhere, my lawyers will be in contact.
maddison farr will you be reviewing your legal options??
Devan Kinder I’m currently doing so.
Yes.
Honestly that one was my favorite
I will help you review your legal options
me before my extra greeting- :'(
me after my extra greeting- :')
I’m depressed that the thicccc picture of you didn’t win. 😪
My name is Alice and I can confirm that that is my general manager.
liar you are blandy
Sup bland Alice
Fake news you are Blandy McBlanderson
I can confirm too
Whose your GM? You’re alice?? So what does that make your GM?!
was hoping for the “pardon?” tattoo or just “eat cheese”
Preach
I reckon eat cheese was meant to be finger/knuckle tattoos, hence the spaces.
@@Child_Dog how many knuckles do you have
and then, eat cheese
Hes got more room👌
"this year's been crazy" oh boy we were so optimistic in 2019...
Lmao
Bruh they storming the capital now. Even your comment is optimistic
@@spear5880 really bad snow storms and power outages in oregon and Texas just happened too
Kurtis looks like drew gooden after coming out of prison for tax evasion
That’s oddly specific but true lol
And Danny looks like Drew but... circular
I really liked the ‘pardon’ tattoo
Same it was so good
I would definitely get it, although I'm not entirely sure how it would look on dark skin...
Same! I wish I could find the artist to ask them if I can get it 😂
@@undercover_idiot If you go to an artist that specializes in dark skin they usually alter the tat to be more visible.
when kurtis is an old man and explaining all his tattoos to his grandchildren wtf is he gonna day for the goobie tattoo
Sophia Barenholtz then he will go into a deep backstory of how he got his wife’s portrait on his thigh. His grandchildren will smile and he will turn and grandma goobie smiles at Kurtis, they are in love
And they live happily forever and eat cheese
"i saw the face of god and he looked like this"
He got it as a memory of the tour with drew and danny
“cUrTiZ kOnErEr” -E L L I O T
"This year has just been... insane" WOAH HO HO BUCKO YOU AIN"T SEEN NOTHING YET
That “pardon” tattoo is awesome-I would maybe keep that one in mind
Lucy Dearden same!!! i voted for the mayor badge but i love that pardon one
@@ijustlikethiscrapokay ur part of the problem
The pardon one was the one I voted for
i voted for the pardon one and the design is awesome
No that is horrible and you will regret that cursed shit
koi fish: eating chocolate chip cookie
shanice thompson: eat cheese
hotel: trivago
Kurtis’ happy place be like: “I can’t believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide”
“There’s a lot more coming in 2020” ah kurtis you had no idea what’s coming
I subbed to Kurtis in 2019. he said 2019 has been the best year of his life. coincidence? I think not. you're welcome.
2.5 *thousand* people found this funny? this is literally the worst thing I’ve ever typed, what’s wrong with you people, stop liking this
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Hahaha
misread subbed as stabbed oops
pensive toast it’s okay I stabbed him too >:)
So did I you're welcome Kurtis
Kurtis used to DESPISE the word ‘vibe(s)’ and he started using it ironically and now it’s un-ironic. Big time character development
It’s really cool to see where you get your tattoos, or just you out and about in general. I know it strays away from your usual content, but it was really fun to see and maybe that’s something you can do more of in 2020
Lol, this didn’t age well 😂
i loved this. no pausing after punchlines and just continuing the video was refreshing and funny as hell. also love tattoo artistry and the filming style of it all. CONGRATS ON A GREAT YEAR
Literally the first person I’ve heard say 2019 was a good year for them
Eileen Zrubek both of my dogs died this year
I had a good start and then everything went to shit so yeah lol
My 2019 sucked cake balls
My 2019 was pretty good
It started BAD but everything weno pretty well, lmao ive never had a good year🤠👌🏼
2018-2019 were two of my best years
nobody:
email girl:
*eat cheese*
Khirk Luis Eparwa _eat_ _cheese_
Kurtis: The last extra greeting of the year
Me: f**king pardon
I like the fact that he calls the people who send him emails "they"
Damn i’m kinda disappointed he didn’t get his thick cakes tattooed on
same it was my favorite
Guess it kind of was presumptuous of me too assume that 2019 took everyone by the ankles and swung them head first into every available surface.
I too was under the impression that this was the general consensus. I mean, there's blood everywhere!!!
Right? This was one of the worst years of my life, only second to 2013. lol
The second worst year of my life. Worst one was 2005. The year I was born
@@masens.9010 holy shit don't even remind me about 2013.
@allison fields this is the best description of 2019.
Is it alright if I used this as my twitter header?
I just had a c section and I can’t even watch this video cuz you’re making me laugh too much it hurts 😭
This is me letting you know that I want to see more videos like this.
Nobody:
Neil breen:I cant believe you committed suicide😐
Justice Taylor School counselors be like-
@@Kat-PMSIWHODHS
who am i??? *what am i???*
Kat M sry can’t like ur on 69 likes
Kat M oh ma lawd 🤣🤣🤣
I watched the first one that u deleted so I'm just giving u my view back.
Munchy Muffins same
Same! Did he explain why it was deleted? Probably just wasn't ready or something I suppose
same
Same
It was missing a scene
Elliot moose was buried DEEP in my memory, and still my brain immediately filled in "Elliot moose is on the loose"
No one:
Kurtis: I'm clapping with my ass
Kurtis: “2019 was the best year of my life.”
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Everyone else: “Say sike right now.”
EXACTLY lol
Yep
2019 was a very bad and depressing year for me :(
but i am very hopeful for 2020!
Holy crap idk what's better, Kurtis saying great stuff about my art or Kurtis roasting the shit out of my username adfgdgjfhjdgh
How am I the first person to notice and like this?
@@SadistModeOn tbh there's a lot of much funnier comments that probably drown it out lmao
Pls tell me you also dip yourself in ink and mess around in your local swamp
@@GabrielMiles yep, every day 👍
Heya dude lol, commenting so more ppl will see this hopefully ✌️
Drop your skin care routineee
Kurtis: I'm hitting the West Coast!
The West Coast: Ontario, California, California, California, California, California, California, California, California, California, California, California, and California
* chris comes in during tattoo, eating a cookie *
my brain: *koi fish*
“I’m gonna need a bigger boat”
-Kurtis
i’ve watched that five times and i still don’t get it
Emma it’s a Jaws reference 👍
Emily Pitzer ohhhh thank you
Me watching the video normally: ☺️
Me sees 11:17
Me: 😨 wtf was he on crack
In the intro when he walked in with the mask I actually gasped because I wasn’t expecting it and it scared the shit out of me
Yo next tattoo idea
“It’s a fish al!” tattoo but instead of the word fish it’s a koi fish eating a chocolate chip cookie
Kayleigh i second this
I third this
imma draw that real quick sorry one sec
Lily Chapman send me a pic on insta when you’re done- @mariatitu.s i need to see this 😂
i posted it on my insta: thanos.knees
i messed up on the fins and changed the idea a bit bUt i like it lmao
no one:
still no one:
not even neil breen:
shanice: eat cheese
Nar the Star that should’ve been what he got tattooed
the "no one:" "not a single soul:" thing isn't funny and it's unnecessary please stop
ah god fuckin damn it just go away lol
ah god fuckin damn it who are you like stop wtf
you better get a goat story tattoo now 😤
Kurtis: gotta lot of shows for 2020
2020: are you sure about that
13:41 kurtis please stop bragging about your free healthcare i’m too weak for this cyber bullying
Next thing you know Jake Paul will come for Kurtis
"Last extra greeting of the year"
Not if i watch the video again lol
iMakeOnionsCry you cracked the code dude
The facts
“seriously, this year has been fcking insane” - Kurtis, 2019
“What’s 3 plus 1? ✌🏽😁✌🏽”
kurtis: see you next year
me, still not accepting it's almost 2020: fvcking pardon?
see ya next decade aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“I got this tea tattoo so I can remember that teapots exist.”
*“And that’s the tea on that.”*
That's why Danny gonzolez made the song he made
Was a good year for u! Happy to be a new sub in 2019
i love these kinds of videos! definetly would love to see more like this
if kurtis goes under the bed sheets he’s kc under cover
Sara Michaels underrated comment
ok this is a talented comedian right here I love this guy
yesen i full on snorted at this congrats
oof. I needed that
😂😂
2019 was the best year of my life because i discovered kurtistown
peanut butter 👏🏽 a real citizen
peanut butter Oop same
Me too
sammmeee
Me too
I loved watching the process and I liked the humor incorporated into daily stuff✌️
i really really liked this kind of editing and the amount of extra comedy you threw in. so creative Curtis Konnor
We're all in love with Scott now. It's not just me, right?
100%. Hoping he’s single
Laura Torlaschi he isn't lol
a nice boi
Marylen the fact that you know that is amazing lol
IKR like you know when you see a person who’s cute or that smiles a lot and it just makes you want to smile every time you look at them? That was me at Scott that whole time lol
Oh my lord that eat cheese email actually made me cry laughing holy cow
Parker Jones me too the delivery was just too good
I read this as “made me cry laughing cow” and I was concerned for your well being because if laughing cow cheese is pouring out of your tear ducts I-
Molly C. cry cheese
Molly C. LMFAO
love this format! definitely would love to see more. also your new tattoo is great
2:35 "And there's a lot more lined up for 2020..."
Yeah, about that...
"fun fact: if you take the "r" away from mayor he becomes mayo and i think that's just great"
-Kurtis
“I’m gonna need a bigger boat”
- Inky Swamp Boi
love u kurtis :) thank you for making this year great
thanks for making my 2019 better kurtis ❤️
kurtis: it’s the last extra greeting of the year
me: ☹️🥺
me: realizes that it’s the last extra greeting of the decade
me: 😫😖😭😞
Me realizing I'll get another extra greeting next year/decade to start the year/decade off right: 😄😊👏
The decade ends after 2020 tho so we're good
"I'm clapping with my ass" hahaha
This guys hilarious... and he's adorable, too. Damn.
i love watching videos from like late 2019. so innocent, so unknowing about what the future (2020) holds.
Love Scotty so much!!! He’s such a dope guy
"okay you're done"
"is it?"
"ye"
"wow"
"-and he grabbed a piece of cake" i think i had a strOke
Kurtis: This year has been fucking crazy
2020: *FOLKS*
*c l a p s*
“Gettem right now before they grun away!”
Beautiful
"Whaddup, I'm Grayson, I'm 19, and koi fish eating a chocolate chip cookie"
the ‘like i’m honest but i be lyin but i’m honest most of the time but i be lyin’ one should’ve been it.
dude 100%
looks great!! also OUCH proud of you for getting through that one, inner arm tattoos hurt so fucking much