Insanely Specific T-Shirts 2
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- 게시일 2019. 06. 20.
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I'M BACK, BABY!!! A little while back, I made a video about those super specific t-shirts, and ever since then, my DMs have been nothing but pictures of really weird and ugly shirts. So I feel like I owed it to you guys to make a part 2. So join me as we look at not only insanely specific t-shirts, but also insanely weird t-shirts. Enjoy!
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please put the "its a kurtis thing" song on spotify😳😳😳
This was brilliant 😂
I loved it Kurtis!! Thank you!!
I feel happiness when I eat a him
My good pal has a shirt that says “I hate being sexy but I’m a bus driver so I can’t help it” and it’s one of my favorite items ever
Omfg I need that
we must find it and make many
My old neighbor had a shirt that said ¨you like my six pack?¨ in bold letters with a six pack of beer underneath lol
Lmao
Is he actually a bus driver? If he’s not that’s even better.
new favorite segment: Kurtis googling the definitions of words he uses to make sure his jokes make sense
Same! 10/10 would listen to a whole podcast of Kurtis going through his search history and exposing all the words he has Googled to make sure a joke checks out. 😝
heyo buddy nice to see u here
Maggie Desrosiers hi brother😭
what is GOOD guy
Maggie Desrosiers hey i’m a smaller you tuber just starting out😍🤪 want to collab?🤣❤️
"my son is a princess"
when you're tryna support your genderfluid kid
men can use feminine terms too dawg
@@emptysekai yeah but like the joke also works here so I don't see the problem?
😂😂😂😂
when you find out your kid is trans in the middle of your sentence
I love it tbh
I admit i bought my fiancé a “I’m an electrician so I’m fully qualified to remove your shorts and check your box” because it was way too funny. He’s worn it like twice, I’ve worn it probably 1000 times.
"Oh thanks for holding the door for me Kurtis!"
Kurtis: "No problem, it's just common kurtis-y"
It's a kurtis-thing
i want to understand this
"It's a common Kurtis thing"
Pin this comment you coward.
@@yamjams8907 o
There’s a weird sexual energy going on between Kurtis and Right Kurtis at 00:50 and I’m here for it
This comment made me choke on my mac and cheese
your creepy emo cousin i want mac and cheese i‘m hungry :(
@@pepper3716 omg same
I-
Sunflower Skies honestly same
"Never underestimate a woman who was born in June who has a three legged cat who was also born in June"
😂
My dad has a shirt that says "Every day I wake up The devil trembles and fears the name *Edward* " or some shit like that and it always makes me laugh because *EDWARD*
I need to ask: is your dad named Edward?
@@Sakkeru96 it would be funnier if it wasn't
@@robin_ch did you just call someone’s dad an it
@@cybernetik. ...no, i called the name itself an it
@@robin_ch okay lmao
i found a gem at goodwill that says “it took me 75 years to look this good” and its my favorite shirt. im 20
wait i really want a shirt like that now, wtf
thats the best one. thats the best fucking one
Might have to cop tbh
wait gimmie it
this comment deserves more likes than that’
it’s a kurtis thing YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND I’M WEIRD I’M A WEIRDO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME TAKE THIS T-SHIRT OFF? NO, THAT’S WEIRD
I screamed
yOu eVeR seeN mE wiThOut tHiS stOoPid t-sHirT oN??? nOoooO
*kUrtIs hEaD jOnEs*
I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH AND SCREAM EVER
I dOnT fIt In AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN
Side note but imagine being arrested in a shirt that ends in “they’ll never find your body”
I own a shirt that says "license to grill", I have never grilled.
I also own a shirt that says "rad dad", I am a 14 year old with no kids.
i have a hat that says "world's best grandpa". i'm 18 with no children, let alone grandchildren
@@mammoneymelonit’s giving mafuyu asahina
/j i could see mizuki or rui wearing it
@@takoyaki-is-tired new headcanon: rui and nene have matching ironic hats
@@mammoneymelon omg yes perfect time to go draw it
Something about that dramatic hand clap after saying "Folks" always brightens my day
its the consistency
Every time I clap for emphasis, I see/hear the distortion in my brain. Smiles EVERY TIME.
@@ZijnShayatanica Exactly, the distortion always adds a hint of spice to it
I always go into my works staircase to get a good echo clapping with him
@@doing_aok That's honestly the amount of dedication I aspire to achieve
Kurtis’ therapist: it’s okay spaghetti clamp isn’t real and won’t hurt you
Spaghetti clamp:
G C ok where is that shirt in the world right now I want it and I don’t know why but I feel like I have a spiritual level with that shirt
I really want that shirt tho
I’d get so many reactions
Pptat0 Lemon I’ve gone so far to recreate that top but idk I still feel like I’m so attached emotionally to the real one I think I have a problem
that shirt belongs with me spiritually and physically
Kokichi Ouma ok kinnie
“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp.” Honestly, those five words helped me deal with my anxiety better than a year of therapy.
To this day, I'm still trying to figure out what "I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN" is supposed to mean. That shirt haunts me
well i mean,, it's probably best to leave that door closed
as an asshole man, have some words of encouragement:
I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN
/j not a man
The spaghetti clamp shirt really just made Kurtis go through the five stages of grief in three seconds huh
Aye you have a nice name
Elena you have a nice name too
@@elena4875 oh hey dude, thanks you as well
too much Elenas
i watch this all the time bc its one of my favs and the spaghetti clamp reaction makes me laugh UNBELIEVABLY hard every time and omg you described it perfectly
“HelloO”
“Hey”
“HI”
“Yeah, my realestate agent?”
“Yes, that’s meee”
Alisa Alburo love you
Seeing "rut loving" when having knowledge of A/B/O things definitely makes the shirt much more interesting.
STOP IT I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
Yeah, yeah it does
STOP LMAO
What is A/B/O things? Like, blood types?
@@bubbsterr4967 oh you poor innocent soul
I unironically love these t-shirts but only ONLY when they don't apply to me at all
The relationship between Kurtis and his real estate agent is the best thing ever
Okay bye 💋💋
Ok so I just started playing borderlands 2 and now I get the joke
Jack Van i will never understand your humor but I love it
It's Jacob isn't it?
Idk how you wouldn’t build a bond like that if you’re dealing with asshole mans
I genuinely want to collect these shirts honestly. I unironically want to wear the 'Never underestimate an old man with a saxophone' shirt with all my heart
Honestly, same. I genuinely like that one. Especially because I'm a young female who has never touched a saxophone in my life.
meganro as a thirteen year old female, I couldn't relate more
I'm a girl who plays trombone but i still want it
I'm a girl that plays flute, but I still want it :)
meganro same! I’m so glad someone said it! 😂
I’ve got a shirt I thrifting that says “Just a British girl in a South Dakota world”. I love it.
Never underestimate a 21 year old with a spray tan and 5 kids from different fathers that’s been married 3 times and divorced for a red lobster waitress and is a Scorpio
my dad has a shirt that says “IPA lot when I drink beer” and i just thought you should know that
Kelsea Williams - thank you for this information
That...that is actually gold
phoneticians be like
Simply immaculate 👌
That’s more than acceptable
*me:* :(
*kurtis:*
💘💞💘💞💘💞💘
💞extra greeting💞
💘💞💘💞💘💞💘
*me:* :)
my mom:🔪
me: 💀
@@eridiance9818 oh
@@eridiance9818 my uncle:🍆👏💦
Me:😲😵
@@titanslayer3567 I'm your uncle
@@NeilNordegrafxD uncle plzz stop 😥
The cut from “beep beep outta my way” to “keep calm: spaghetti clamp” MADE ME DOUBLE OVER
Kurtis: extra greeting
the subtitles: extra bleeding
me: *chuckles nervously*
No blush on the extra greeting? Unsubscribed, unwatchable, i feel disrespected
MeowYouToo lmao
Beanboozled!!
Kokichi
i would like this comment but it's at 666
MeowYouToo okay kokichi
I'm absolutely losing it- "Everyone's a forklift operator until the real forklift operator shows up"
SOMEONE P L E A S E BUY IT FOR ME OML
This is something Darryl would use
I'd wear it to my warehouse job
So damn true too. I know for sure i would operate a forklift even if i didn’t have that qualification
As an actual professional forklift operator I can confirm this statement
i’ve never interacted with a forklift and i would put that so proudly on display
11:40 Whoever is buying that 100% has a picture of the joker & harley quinn as their cover photo on Facebook and follows inspirational quote Instagram accounts
It reminds me of that meme of like “My Prince Charming isnt riding on a white horse, he’s taking too long so riding on a turtle” or something
Kurtis really summarised Maya Angelou's entire "I know why the caged bird sings" in four words huh? Zoo birds ain't free 😔👌💯🔥🔥
and that is exactly what she was talking about
I’m a savage. Classy, Bougie, Ratchet. Sassy, moody, smart-assy.
K
Wow bruh hahahahhahah im laughing rn 😶
Hahahah soooo funny 😐 🔫
What why
I was trying to get away from this.It never leaves me.
“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp”
I felt that 😔
🍝 🗜
My heart hurt after that
I cried after hearing those meaningful words 😞
Violence has died and there is world peace
read that again... 😔
When my dad buys shirts at thrift stores and they don’t fit (which is often the case) I’m the one who gets them. My new favourite t-shirt from this endeavour says ‘When I died, plant me with the trees. When I cry, water your garden with my tears.” My dad is quite the hippie to say the least, and I’m a fragile little man who’s scared of going outside, but I wear the shirt anyway.
"Never underestimate a woman who listens to Disturbed and was born in July"
Finally now I can get people to stop underestimating me!
I'm in the navy so i get a lot of 'sailor' shirts. The one that truly haunts me said 'You can take a sailor out of the Navy but you'll never get the seamen out of me'
I'm disturbed. Please buy and wear it :P
I would wear that to a children's birthday party
oh. my.god. what the fuck I-
Hmmm. Don't like that. Not good. Not good at all.
He featured that exact shirt in his Part 1 of this series lol
As someone who lives in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms, in Tennessee... I see those shirts being grown everywhere.
I would like this comment but- it’s at 69
I live in the rural part of Michigan and there everywhere...... they've tried to consume me already
yee yee
I didn't know you had Wi-Fi
@@nicoleann4487 nah, all hotspot.
“Zoobirds ain’t free” would actually look dope on a T
2:54 that guys son is a he / she icon holy shit she’s so iconic
you just unearthed a traumatic childhood memory of my grandma sending me a shirt with a unicorn dabbing on it with the text 'unicorns were born in may'
I wish I had a dabbing unicorn shirt now 😩😩
Preferably saying, love, grandma underneath haha 💜
I would own a shirt like that ironically to mess with people ngl
It would have been even funnier if you weren’t born in May lol
It's one of those "God this is cringe" but it's from your grandma so you'd feel bad if you didn't wear it
Noo
legally changing my name to kurtis just to understand 🤙🤠
Yee yee
yeethaw
but... how can I be a Greg AND a Kurtis?
*KREG*
It all comes full circle
I would buy and wear half of these shirts ironically they're so funny
since it’s summertime in my country, a few days ago I saw a girl in shorts on the bus, and to my greatest surprise there was a tattoo on her thighs and I started reading it. let me tell you i fucking busted out laughing cause it went along the lines the freaking SAME way as on the t-shirt at 12:32
it made my day.
30% broken English
50% weird designs
20% really crappy quality
*100% Forklift driver*
why is my mom gay
Its a Moms thing, you wouldn’t understand
ну бля (((9(
твоя мама гей fuck I'm the 999ty like... not 1k
why r u gay
I unironically want the “hamburger friends” T-shirt.
Same
Cheeseburger Family 2: Hamburger Friends
i want the “hamberger friends” shirt and the “spaghetti clamp” shirt
where can i get those
@@FiSH-iSH search up hamburger friend shirt and they are selling them on redbubble and the spaghetti clamp shirt is on teechip.
i am also going to be ordering the fry shirt :D
Same
my senior quote is going to be “zoo birds ain’t free” and no one will change my mind
Kurtis: why would anyone want these shirts
Me looking at the spaghetti clamp shirt: ME WANT NOW
"It's a Kurtis thing" is such an amazing song, Beyoncé could *_never_*
You mean floppyonce? Please
Mr. bing floppyonce and yet she could buy you a thousand times and still have hundreds of millions 🥵
@@dsjfnjsadnfjkahkhdfds slavery is illegal in the United States babe, so wish her some good luck on that
Kurtyonce
Mr. bing haha🤣👊 fuck damn you got me there mr bing !
that extra greeting cleared my skin and flourished my crops
avie lou T shirt crops?
rain drop, drop top
11:02
I'd like to think that this is completely unrelated to the rest of the video.
3:15 love the bigender rep 🙏
pangender or gender-fluid possibly
Before extra greeting: 😔😖😫
After extra greeting: 😄😁😆😀
After FoLks: 😀😃❤️🧡💘🧡💘❤️
I always clap with him.... 😄😄
There was no greeting in this video :(
No one:
Kurtis: ITS A KURTIS THING YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
Sorry everyone but that meme is kinda dying
@@sawcpancakes8710 shut up
4:10
hey, just here to tell you, rut is the word for a deer's heat.
the man loves it when deer are in heat.
I thought it said "rat-loving".
I wish it said "rat-loving".
@@nosferattusx2 honestly, same
10:09
Don’t starve characters be like
mom:
i just don't get why you-
me:
it's a kurtis thing you wouldn't understand 😤✊🤘✋👇
I watched so much of his video that I said dude like every five seconds
I cried
u have nice hands
シ thank you queen
awescar OSCARRRSK OMGGG
i think i’ve found my senior quote
“keep calm and spaghetti clamp”
Same
‘stay classy, sassy, and smart-assy”
God I fucking wish I made that my senior quote
if i were in a country that does yearbook quotes, mine would be "zoo birds ain't free"
*steals quote*
I could watch an entire video of Kurtis just doing those fake phone calls to himself. They crack me up every time.
Got a T-shirt that says “bowling ball” then has a picture of a pile of every type of ball apart from a bowling ball
I feel happiness when I eat a him
Cadence Hearld
Mmm, hamburger friend... love them.
i highkey want that shirt noe for shits and giggles.
Minta Loua you can buy it for 10-20$ at this website! www.veroattack.com/product/hamberger-friend-t-shirt-size-xssmlxl2xl3xl/ i hope you get your shirt :)
I like how that implies that all fries are male
Heard some people had their depression cured after eating a him
Fun fact, Assman's other name is Power Bottom
yes.
YES.
I just fell out of the Porsche
ABAHHAJSISJSJSKS
@@ratdad9706 not my porsche, just THE porsche
4:50
I almost feel like that's an edited photo because of how oddly specific it is lmao
3:12 we love a dad who’s proud of his gender-fluid son
Why did that song at the beginning slap release a full version pls
judging from the context of the video, it was probably some disturbed song
That was so Tim & Eric, Shithead, etc. It gives me life.
Megan Jackson,
It's a Kurtis thing you wouldn't understand.
Edit: because I can't spell
FR THATS WHAT I'M SAYING
@@ZijnShayatanica rapping for jesus
Stream "It's a Kurtis Thing" for clear skin and good grades.
I wish 😭
@marli ferguson AKAKSKS
@marli ferguson lmao
I freaking love you 🖤
@marli ferguson you are iconic 👁👄👁
I think my cat is in love with Kurtis bc she paying a lot of attention to his videos compared to others and is always pawing at the screen
the "i love you" in random irrelevant phone call skits always gets me
My mom trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy: my Son is a princess
This comment is making me lose it hahahah haha
I feel you man
Honestly same 😂
She a little confused, but she got the spirit
She's trying at thats what counts (:
I may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm clamping spaghetti
I actually kinda really want that shirt so I can like make it into a pillow and just laugh
Pardon... huh
My spaghetti clamp is classy sassy and a bit smart ass-y
almost two years later and "it's a kurtis thing, you wouldn't understand" still gets stuck in my head at least once a week.
gotta love that first shirt, we love to see a father who supports his he/she chld 😊
My favorite shirt says "Hold Hands, Take LSD, Find God"
And that's why i like street shopping in Asia
Klaus Hargreaves in a sentence
I feel like two of those things don’t go together😂
Erica Raths it is a bit hard to take lsd while holding hands isn’t it
This is very weird but my theology teacher in high school claims she found God while tripping on acid
@@iluvebutterflys1 you know what they say, God shows himself in mysterious ways 💁
At first I thought youd say you didn't talk much because its... common kurtis-y...
ME TOOO
Ayyyyyyyy
Maja Gl. i wanna like this but it’s at 666 so i’m not ruining that
Ooooooo
Zyla Brae it’s been ruine bro
Because of this video, I bought the T-shirt that says "be are the appreciate what you dad" and i have made like 3 friends because of it, so thanks kurtis conno
13:36
“ I guess not everybody can wear it...you have to be subscribed first”
Me *subscribes immediately*
so i have captions on and 9:18 ended up being
"cube calm and spaghetti class"
so thats what im going to tell myself before every test i take
You’ve ruined me with this
😭
I saw that too omg. Also, at 9:04 it said “spaghetti clam”
I’m just dying of laughter right now-
This is my new morning prayer.
“Zoo birds ain’t free” is now going to be my senior quote.
Liberty England
It better be 😂
Honestly the puns are the main thing that keeps bringing me back to these videos XD 10 out of 10
one time my friend and i found a shirt in a thrift shop that was bright yellow and said "cheese dreams". we didn't end up buying it and regretted it, so a couple years later for her birthday, i made her a custom shirt that looked exactly like that one. i love tshirts that make zero sense
My dad has a shirt that says “they’ll never put a ban on these guns” and it’s a silhouette of a guy flexing and honestly it’s funny but it makes me cringe x10
I want this because of reasons
I read this as a gun flexing, and thought that it was weird but amusing, and way better than the muscles thing...and then I got a bit disappointed when I reread the comment.
@Girl Idk, where is your pfp from?
@@cheesecakelasagna I'm pretty sure it's from a song, it might be in my Just chill playlist in my profile if you'd like to check for yourself, I honestly don't remember but it looks a lot like Feng Suave's artstyle. Hope it helps at all
@@cheesecakelasagna nvm, it's Mild Orange - Some Feeling!
"i can say my name all friggin day"
-kurtis 2k19
Tea you’re just out here sitting on one of the most coveted KRplus names not posting a damn video lmao
@@isabelle_4207 that's because I suck at making content lmao
Tea pronounced friggen but spelt fucking, it’s a kurtis thing
@@simma264 oh wow lmao
KURTIS CONNER KURTIS CONNER, GIMME KURTIS CONNER
I’m literally cry laughing over the spaghetti clamp shirt 🤣
this reminds me of the t-shirt that my aunt got me in 5th grade. it said “homework hurt ur feelings”
and i was like... ok 🥲🖐
Reminds me of my shirt that says
"Please dont cuss, I'm twelve and my mom reads my messages."
With an angry emoji.
Petition to get actually shirts that say “zoo birds ain’t free” on them
i second
i third
i fourth
I fifth
i sixth
I've watched both of the insanely specific t-shirt videos like 5 times each, Kurtis please make more of these. I need more specific t-shirt content in my life.
“Appreciate what you what” sounds like a line in a Noah centineo tweet
Me, an enby: *exists*
My mom: ah my son is a princess
PFFFFT that’s what i thought too
Yeah that shirt radiated confused-but-supportive-parent-of-a-trans-kid energy
Wtf is "en enby"
@@perperperpen well I meant to put an, but im assuming youre asking what an enby is. It's just a shorter way of saying nonbinary :)
@@xneonisneonx oh ok thx
One time in like 6th grade there was a kid in my class that had a shirt that said something like “my mom is amazing, awesome, incredible, spectacular, and better than yours” and when I asked where he got it he said his mom bought it for him
Huh, never heard of one of those shirts being on anyone over the age of like 3 lol, I swear it’s so weird when parents (especially moms) buy their toddlers shirts like “my mommy is absolutely fucking spectacular!” (Obviously an over exaggeration but still)
This video definitely helps distract me from the fact my cat passed away last night. Thank you Kurtis for making me laugh.
Rest in peace to your cat ❤❤❤ Hope your days have been brighter
9:35 Sounds like something Noah Centineo would say....
I want a "zoo birds ain't free" shirt
Relatable, have a nice day.
petition for kurtis to make a "zoo birds ain't free" merch item
Honestly, I want some red-blooded southern dad to wear a T-Shirt about his smartass son where point #1 is "HE IS MY PRINCESS", it's strangely wholesome.
as much as i watch kurtis I will never be able to predict one of his jokes. the one with 'Asshole Man' I thought he would MOVE like a foot to the right but nope he goes DEEP
love getting it’s a kurtis thing stuck in my head every time i watch this
Never underestimate a Kurtis Connor viewer born in the 1800s who owned a farm
The “I love yous” between you and the real estate agent had me dying Idek why omg hahaha
Christina Renee It’s self love 👌
I know it’s so ridiculous and stupid 😂😂🤣
it's the police operator in disguise.
Christina Renee same lmao
7:11 No way, Kurthiccs Connor