How To Terraform Venus (Quickly)

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@@Memecious thanks.. i guess?

@@Memecious thank you

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@J Silva Yes, using a totally new technology that let's us control matter at a fundemental level would be better... Video ends there, good luck inventing and getting Nobel prizes.

@J Silva i mean , your excistence is also crap too

@J Silva yes something like multiple fission bombs that cool the planet quickly and secondary
waves that eats CO2 and converts to oxygen such as modyfied stubborn algae. The solar blocking part is also a doable idea since not much material is needed and can help control temperatures. That can probably cut time by several centuries.

LoL

@@WhiteWolfos The nuclear bombs are analogous the the mirror, they just block sunlight. They wouldn't work as well on Venus because the atmosphere is already incredibly dense, and not much of the debris from the explosion would be able to block sunlight. Earth would only cool from a nuclear weapon because of what it was able to destroy, whether that be a city, or forest, or caused fires that continued to burn down more things, it is really only the massive amounts of smoke and gas from that which causes the earth to cool because it blocks sunlight. The mirror is the most effective way of doing this.
I think an actual plausible idea they may have not realized was that you can begin terraforming with bacteria pretty early on, in the upper atmosphere of Venus. This could mean making huge balloons that carry large amounts of water filled with cyanobacteria to begin removing CO2 even before the planet has cooled on the surface. You could also just introduce a GMO cyanobacteria to the clouds of Venus themselves. I'm not a chemist or a biologist, so I cant really say this would be entirely possible as they may be issues with reproduction of the bacteria, or the acidic environment in the clouds may just be too great even for a heavily modified cyanobacteria.

Ikr! Literally mind blowing.

@@faroh267 Yep. His insides just went *POP*

Verified = likes

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RIP Birb

I mean I would think it's impossible. I guess possible technically is easier then impossible

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It seems like the hardest method to you because you’re not a rocket scientist

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ITS WAS ME!

Some men just want to watch the world burn...quite literally in this case

@@themadsuika3909 you monster!

I would imagine future humanity would want to make venus a paradise filled with only life that is beneficial to humanity. It is named after the Roman goddess of beauty after all.

@@rugvedkulkarni1593 penguins everywhere

The moon still be a better place

This is THE BEST WAY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ALMIGHTY ONE STANDING RIGHT THERE MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@10xyzYT this earth person said space people will think that the earth person will believe whatever the space person say's and I'm like u mean someone who studies Astro physics 🤨😑😐😣😭
Fuck Money
And earth people

He said y can't we turn earth back inta earff

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i play terragenesis and its going well

@@Dinosaur_lover1 I usually play on IOS but I think it’s available on PC

Bro you Just made me to want to play It again

Yeeet the stuff 😂😂

lmao

💀 every video he finds a way to fit those rails in his solutions

That's how they deal with comic book villains that are too powerful

They're also proud of their tethers. At this point I think Kurtzgesagt just wants to yeet everything all over the solar system

Sad reality of today,people keep worrying about colonizing Mars but trust me it will turn into another garbage site once we'll get there

people..

Wow deep af

Why are you everywhere. You literally commented so early

Remember. Earth is not fucked. The people are

The Sun will only become a Red Giant when we're long gone anyway. The few hundreds to thousands of years of terraforming Venus is nothing compared to the time that the Sun will become a red giant..

We can choose to eliminate them all on earth too. Gene drives have been proven to work. The only thing stopping mosquito eradication is hippies with green goggles that do not want humans to flourish.

Unless converged evolution kicks in and we have mosquitos again, even with way worse properties.

And bedbugs

The bastards will probably somehow smuggle themselves on the new planet

Some douchebag will probably bring some over anyways out of spite

of stupidity! Please don't believe this rot!

lmfao

Me Here what about the video is stupid

@@mehere8038 But that's actually true lmao. We just need a little better technology.

​@@dubbyy_ amounts of nitrogen on earth & venus are the same, there's no reason to remove any from Venus
Amounts of carbon and oxygen on earth & venus are the same, the difference is just that they're in gaseous form on venus. Removing anything screws the whole planet up! It was once earth like, to make it earth like again, we just need to add back the hydrogen that is light & has drifted off into space & then put the CO2 back into it's solid C & H2O forms & leave some of the oxygen free in the air.
Or to put it another way, if we build cloud cities there now with our current tech & retain all waste from all plants/crops we grow as charcoal or carbon fibre, then pretty soon the terraforming will begin happening anyway & the cloud cities that naturally float at the habitable altitude of earth like pressure & temperature, will slowly begin to float lower & lower until they touchdown on the surface & with the addition of hydrogen from a gas giant, we can make oceans with the excess oxygen.
Not that we would want to terraform anyway, since the planet takes 8 months to complete a single day cycle, so 4 months of dark, whereas in the clouds the winds act as artificial rotation giving a 4 earth day cycle & unlimited solar & wind power, with an always on industrial high pressure furnace below that we can lower things into to cheaply & easily create carbon fibre, diamonds etc etc without needing any fossil fuels to do it
This video's just ridiculous with it's removing CO2 in it's heaviest form before importing H2O in it's heaviest form & then ignoring that once the carbon's gone the forests aren't even possible, while it both exported & imported oxygen for no reason!

Relateble...so relateble. 🫠

Same 😭

Why is our lifespan so short 🤬😭

@@fxeditors Well if i had to point fingers i'd say without the thousands years of religion surpressing science we would already have cracked how to stop cells degeneration based on other animals,and tbh even this days it's stopping those ideas and concepts cuz religion considers it unnatural

Live!

Only Mars and sort of Venus are doable.
Saturn's moon of Titan is my top candidate. We could walk around on its surface right now if we could avoid freezing to death and with an oxygen mask.

Isaac Arthur already did this. Colonizing/terraforming every major noteworthy body in the solar system.

"How to terraform earth"

@@reignergaming1801 lmao this is what I think about whenever people start talking about terraforming another planet, like uh how about we "terraform" our own planet to how it was less then a hundred years ago first and then start planning about other planets

Yes

Right!?
They need a grey goo to just farm oxygen from the crust

Yea the mirror is big problem Joe Scott covered it in a video

The easiest way is probably to find a large medorite made of calcium and shot it at the planet to fix the carbon levels and we can do the same thing for nitrogen though different elements.

Can't expect that teraforming planets will be easy

Ikr, like how harder can it be?

It's not planet sized, it's relatively small. You can make it small by having it a lot closer to the sun.

@@AicyDC that is very stupid

@@abelsenarega1599 get a lightbulb in your house and compare how big the shadow it makes is when you put your hand close to it vs further away

@@AicyDC that works when the object that emits the light is smaller than the target object right? The sun is wayyyyyyy bigger than Venus, I don’t see how putting the mirror closer to it, would make the shadow bigger on Venus.

@@abelsenarega1599 You don't need to completely shade the whole planet, just reduce the amount of energy going into Venus so that it is less than the energy leaving the planet. Blocking the whole planet's would do this faster, but it isn't essential.

We should just do it quickly

I liked so you can have 69 likes. Nice

You need to go fast?
(plays Eurobeat)

For real... you might have to settle for veneriforming Earth quickly. Fortunately we're going gangbusters on that one.

Yes because of the time taken it's not an ideal solution

A giant mirror is nowhere near as hard to make as you might think

@@briandiehl9257 lol be my guest

@@briandiehl9257 so you are saying this is viable. 🤔

@@briandiehl9257 a planet surface sized one how many accidents and factors do you think can happen why is just floating there there are so many factors

Horrible ideas

This comment is making we want to be Venus's atmosphere

oh i hate this

@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO instructions unclear I now have a crush on Venus's atmosphere

@@sixela6 damn rn i would love to be crushed by venus' atmosphere, killing me instantly

@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO Tf

The Kamabo logo too

@@YashBeanz Yeah, I saw that too.

The TVA taking notes right now ✍️

Haha yes

Lol nice

That "five" destroyed the flow of the comment 😂

“here are the blueprints to the strongest colonizing rocket in the world, which you can make with materials from your own home”

Exactly

Use them to build skyhooks too

Why today? Why not **right now?**

We need our own Vincent Harling.

I smell Reaper.

cant you terraform just one part of the planet

You need a lot of RAM for that

@@hugochhoeu9204 not without a dome the atmosphere makes the temperature within a hundred degrees Celsius of its two extremes if it is thick enough to breath

And mirrors

That and duct tape

Those who oppose won't live (literally)
Suffocation ain't pretty

They’ll get over it real fast, or they will no longer be our problem.

Just like on earth

I’ve mastered the art of the mask

Muh rights

This is the most underrated comment I've seen yet

@@jabjab2286thanks

@@jabjab2286 thanks strong owl man

The sad thing is that your right the earth is really starting to become venus… just slowly

@@guitarrobot9056 slowly...it like what 30 years before climate changes becomes catastrophic, how much longer really is it (obviously not to the point of Venus that was a joke)

haha

But that's still easier compared to many other things :)

@@gabosacco7090 like what

@@r4hulrosh4n Terraforming Saturn...

@@r4hulrosh4n Dyson sphere

*Yeah... Probably...*

*silence, verified youtuber*

Why cant people just drink water stop putting liquid cancer into your bodies because of hedonist tendencies

@@w.t.5136 silence health nerd

Why tho?

Which only that work will take decades of years. Ez right?

Also lets make a bunch of mirrors that are the size of our planet, Ez right?

@@NotMichaelEither or just make rocket thurster to move venus to earth orbit

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@@NotMichaelEither the mirrors wouldn't need to be the size of the planet, placing one set closer to the sun means the size requirement decreases significantly

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Now this looks like a job for me

Yah

Lol

Yea

Honestly very metal

Mars is easier to teraform it already has ice we need to melt it
How? It's easier to heat up than cool down, Mars is cold we need to do global warming to Mars put our CO2 current emmisions there it will help Mars have atmosphere and heat up melt the ice to a liquid water do the same thing bacteria CO2 feeding etc

This just reminds of the tf2 comics

@@cop9743 let's just terraform both! :D

@@travelsizedarchie which one

LFMAO this got me dead

@@riccosu3599 same

Its easy, just wait some next generations

@@mr_poopyheadpro2806 and somehow have impossibly good luck.

Sounds like the real answer is build a Dyson Sphere first

Same

Well you haven't seen the vid yet

@@owlfinn no

not if I do it first!

Yeah

CNSA; write that down, write that down.

Actuall nasa: * does a viruall class/ a video explaining in a happy little way why this will be a huge project for this great country and how it can't be done this days *

Isaac Arthur- a Dyson swarm would be far superior in every aspect.

@Kyle Griffin couldn’t the astronauts from Apollo 12, 14, 15 to 17 also see the earth from the moon?

Scientist have confirmed that we are still 1,000’s of years away from terraforming any planet. We simply do not have the technology. If anything we would terraform earth first before any other planet.

lmao true

Too true

Yesterday ! Is not done yet ?!

Before you go home!

I'm with your manager on this one

sometimes I have thoughts about making another moon on earth to lower the planet's gravity just a little bit so we could run faster, jump higher and etc, I know this idea have it's problems but it's something fun to think about

MiB 3 did it first although it's not resources. They presented Lunar Max, a max detention prison facility.

@@mtramos3727 but we'd only be doing those things relative to the new lower gravity, it would just be the new norm, rather than a superhuman ability, cool idea tho, an artificial moon

Seriously. Mars seems a lot easier to terraform than Venus but unfortunately it’s gravity is too weak; an attribute that can’t be changed. A weak gravity is highly destructive to our bodies.

This kinda feels like an Oversimplified joke

@@aristocat3012 there trying to not oversimplify too many things!

@@budakhan79 I 100% agree but less gravity is bad spending 1 year in space equals having back pain for 10 years as a senior citizen Mars and Earth have a narrow travel window every two years and with current spacecraft technology it takes you 7 entire months to get the Mars and to colonize Mars for a small Outpost it needs a constant Supply of resources Parts nuclear Fuel and Crews from Earth and the Mars dust is much finer than Earth's dust which makes it able to get through with vents and sneak its way into the electronics and gears of all our machines and since it's very dry it's electrostatically charged which makes it stick to metal including the metal of space suits and the dust is made of very toxic pure chlorine salt's which makes it deadly I never do sunbathing on Mars surface for three years because you get 50 times the radiation you feel on Earth from UV rays x-rays gamma rays and cosmic rays no magnetic field equals that you'll be exposed to cosmic rays!

@@rogerm567 i thought the line "it wasn't" was making an Oversimplified joke, as that line was used in one of his videos. Oversimplified is a youtube channel.

Coca cola: Did I hear Water???

The equivalent of U. S. finding oil

I don’t understand why people call nestle evil please tell me

@@Fruitsmymainispomgranates Massive deforestation, stealing water from native tribes, saying water shouldn't be a human right, quirks like that

Macross city colonies would be best sustainable space city and moveable

and professional workers be like. : ok boss you got it tomorrow :P
the next day boss : is it ready..
professional skilled employee : allmost ready sir. just some small piece of work is left :P
and cycle repeats :P but as i said. only professional employes can handle the stress of that work. awerage workers will be fired instantly :D
i saw this kind of dialogues executed in lots of real situations lots of times .

@@ahmetmutlu348 Too bad you cant be fired from commenting

@@ahmetmutlu348 thanks Ahmet this was truly inspirational

@@ahmetmutlu348 I just had a stroke reading this.

@@ahmetmutlu348 Damn bro I really felt that 😔

Earth took about a billion years to turn in to something that could support any life, and another 3 billion years before it could have supported human life. Turning the hellhole that is Venus into something we can walk and breathe on in only a few thousand years is extremely expedient.

On a cosmological scale, it is.

A couple millennium as opposed to a couple billion years I’d say is pretty quick

In a humans perspective yes but to the universe that's nothing

@@naverilllang true, but it certainly isn’t an alternative to Mars. We already are moving plans forward to get to Mars within the next few years, a thousand might be a bit too long for our current purposes 😂

No kidding, it took billions of years to terraform earth the natural way

@@jakeweberzwier8655 And still it's _just_ barley habitable enough to harbor life.

Billions of years of natural terraforming VS Few thousands of years of artificial terraforming

that's an omniman reference isn't it

And we are destroying it, so we need a backup plan. Hey, destroying it is part of humanity's advancement.

Why are you a furry? That's a bit disgusting to me, dude.

@@TheRatLiker let them be whoever they want

@@TheRatLiker imagine giving a shit what a stranger enjoys

@@TheRatLiker Why do you like rats? That’s a bit disgusting to me, dude.

@@TheRatLiker Why are you judging people for the way they want to express themselves. That's a bit disgusting to me, dude.

SPAT OUT MY COKE AFTER SEEING THIS

omg😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you made my day with this comment

No way bruh

i already did, it didnt work. it kinda blew up and destroyed my home. but i guess you could try

DIY: How to terraform your own venus
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Wow mind blown, ( didn't know people where so, STUPID!)

@@slowrideen5852 wdym?

@@slowrideen5852 Where? Ironic, calling people stupid.

Imagine if you found the soviet venera probe

Almost impossible is better than completely impossible last time I checked.

Shooting stuff with mass drivers is pretty much the solutions to any and every problems.
Asteroid? Mass drivers.
Need supplies? Mass drivers
Cosmic horror showing up? Motherfucking mass drivers.

@@Ravenshaw123 Not realistic solutions though

@0 FQuartz 0 Mass drivers aren’t realistic. Even without an atmosphere, the escape velocity of mercury is 4.3 km/s. This is a minimum velocity. These speeds can’t realistically be achieved in tubes consistently, their is too much power demand, not to mention friction and accurately launching mass onto another planet.

@@Ravenshaw123 Reduce Velocity? Mass drivers Reversed!

@@CramcrumBrewbringer Need more Velocity? *PUT THE MASS DRIVERS ON MASS DRIV-*

Lol

A birch world... someday, my modded stellaris dream can become a reality...

It's funny but I think we could just build on top of a black hole bomb/generator since that already encloses it.

LOL!

Yeah. Great video. Nice thinking. But there is one problem. *The human population will peak at 11 billion people, then decrease.*
We will never need to colonize other planets.

@@AndreVictorGoncalves resources

Eh it’s possible. If you add a automatic function and a potentially speed up function.
But it’s possible due to some games literally the size of a galaxy and multiplayer exist.

Spore's concept definitely needs a modern redo with a focus on realism instead of cutesy dances and googley eyes

Not exactly what you are asking for, but the game Dyson Sphere Program is a factory builder game that is very satisfying and reminds me a lot of Kurzgesagt when I play it.

civ 6 but better and with birbs

I love spore

Would be funny xdd

And imagine if it was made by 5 minute craft

DIY work for elon musk

lol

you forget (Quickly)

Lol nice Futurama reference

Thus solving the problem once and for all

@@smith7602 ONCE AND FOR ALL.

well on a galactic scale it's basically just throwing some dust around which is basically the same as we're doing now (nothing)

LOL

RUN

Hahaha, we can already map the postion of basically every astroid in our solar system. I think an advanced space aged civilization will be able to protect their expensive satellites from basically anything... *whispers* _except ourselves._

@@animagamer2 basically everything...
Exept a gamma ray burst that is

Nickle doesn't crack. I made space mirrors when i was 23.

That was an interesting comment! Good point

Imagine seeing the moon landing as an ancient Greece your whole life would be complete

And we dont have that time

Would take along time and alot of cooperation from everyone. Not impossible just to much money... But rewards would be outrageous

well, the only problem is that people with doubts will ruin it, we need people with bright minds and ideas to push the process forward!

We need more videos with these little things. Like "yeeted" from the last video

omae wa mou shindeiru was better

where?

When does a bird say that?

@@andrewparker318 5:57

Yes great idea lol

@Goro Amon copy that

this is the most unfeasible video by them so far. I love the channel but when they casually make big assumptions like usable space tethers (from previous video: would be a big achievement all on it's own) the day/night thing also seems like it would be one of the hardest steps but they glossed over it honestly.

@@reixyz4852 There’s also the issue of casually removing a planet’s worth of CO2 from the surface. Would be better if they marketed themselves as science fiction with roots in physics.

Whoever does this to Venus can't even be classified as the same species as us at that point.

@Miles bruh what

@@reixyz4852 It wouldn't even be worth terraforming anything closer to the Sun than Earth, because of the sun becoming a red giant in a few billion years. I'd support these kind of ideas for places like Titan & Europa though.

Respect to the camerabirb for filming all of this for thousand of years

@@Michael-he7jo I am genuinely disappointed in humanity because of you.

@@Michael-he7jo bruh

@@Michael-he7jo no

@@JustSomeFroit why are you woooshing him it isn't even a joke lol