House Judiciary Holds Impeachment Hearing as GOP Lies About Ukraine: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at the House’s latest impeachment hearing and President Trump’s allies doubling down on a ludicrous conspiracy theory about Ukraine.
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  • @Hannah-ks4mi
    @Hannah-ks4mi 4 년 전 +112

    Bringing a grocery bag to carry it's documents was an attempt at contempt towards the proceedings. How bloody lame.

    • @frankvalenzuela9444
      @frankvalenzuela9444 4 년 전 +6

      Is that right? Wow!

    • @WkUpPeople
      @WkUpPeople 4 년 전 +20

      If so, that's stupid. Does he expect to ever be taken seriously as a lawyer again? He's fairly young. I expect he'll need clients for several years more.

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 4 년 전 +11

      @@WkUpPeople Maybe he'll represent Trump or Giulliani!

    • @jasonspencer4725
      @jasonspencer4725 4 년 전 +2

      He reminds me of Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons.

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 4 년 전 +5

      Well, it only made him look stupid af. Lol

  • @jeannie3684
    @jeannie3684 4 년 전 +106

    Stumps can’t even put two coherent sentences together about flushing a toilet!

    • @cherylburley9535
      @cherylburley9535 4 년 전 +5

      He is a third grader .

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 4 년 전 +3

      15 times! I mean, he's def speaking from experience. Post-2 big mac dinner experience!

  • @treborironwolfe978
    @treborironwolfe978 4 년 전 +147

    "But it's only his first term!"
    Tell that to all of the life-sentenced prisoners in the US who were juvenile first-time crime offenders.

    • @sc7836
      @sc7836 4 년 전 +9

      No joke. And thanks for saying so.

    • @jaster6056
      @jaster6056 4 년 전 +6

      Yes, and remember the "give him a chance" cry?

    • @frozennorthwoods4401
      @frozennorthwoods4401 4 년 전 +1

      Absolutely right!!! Truth!

    • @joshadkin7021
      @joshadkin7021 4 년 전 +1

      That would be like asking these puke stains why they won't jump against private prisons industry. their hand in it would have to show.

    • @timothyduffy9068
      @timothyduffy9068 4 년 전

      That's why, if you're a liberal in a Republican ruled city, that you pass an anti corruption act against them by ballot initiative to make them mind liberals and libertarians, and the American independence party, and the green party and independents and so on, too, or off to the nearest state prison they go. That way, should inmates of juvenile hall someday graduate to prison, they get to meet the politicians that set them up to be in there, rent out their assholes to other inmates and wella, bribe money for the correctional officers to smuggle in pot and cigarettes and well over enough to supply the whole yard. If you share this vision of how we can deal with corrupt politicians in the future, get with Represent.us to set them up for it.

  • @amirs.3323
    @amirs.3323 4 년 전 +28

    " Gentleman will suspend..." pretty much means shut the F... up and sit down. All day long...That was awesome

  • @fozziebear5351
    @fozziebear5351 4 년 전 +308

    Trump. This is what dementia looks like, America.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +16

      Well, I never thought I'd say this, but North Korea is right.

    • @tamimartin9149
      @tamimartin9149 4 년 전 +3

      Yes

    • @candypritchett83
      @candypritchett83 4 년 전 +19

      And I'm almost positive he will win a second term if he's not thrown in jail. Ugh. I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. We look like ignorant fools

    • @candypritchett83
      @candypritchett83 4 년 전 +16

      @C J the issue is the American ppl didnt elect him the last time. The electoral college did. The majority hates him but the uneducated red states did and their vote counts for more. Blind leading the blind

    • @fozziebear5351
      @fozziebear5351 4 년 전 +13

      @C J I would like to say the smart Americans will save us from a 2nd Trump term, but they did not save us from a 2nd Baby Bush term. I will vote against Trump and all his idiots, but I am sad to say, I do not expect brains to win. I fear this is America in the 2nd stage of terminal corruption. Our govt has been dumbing us down for decades and if Trump wins, America is in its death throes. In fifty years, we will be speaking Chinese or Russian.

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 4 년 전 +387

    No ones been impeached in their first term because no one has ever been so bad at presidenting

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 4 년 전 +22

      Right? dolt45 is the ultimate first pancake

    • @Phaexos
      @Phaexos 4 년 전 +23

      McCarthy had to say "in modern history" because the first time any president was impeached was Andrew Johnson in 1868 - during his first (and only) term.

    • @christopherlee4796
      @christopherlee4796 4 년 전 +14

      More like Presidon'ting.

    • @christopherlee4796
      @christopherlee4796 4 년 전 +4

      Should be a crime in itself.

    • @mushdogful
      @mushdogful 4 년 전 +9

      Oh come on, give him a break! It's only his first term! He'll get it right eventually! (That was sarcasm.)

  • @isaacdixon7915
    @isaacdixon7915 4 년 전 +113

    As my grandmother used to say, “Just because you get used to repeating a lie doesn’t make that lie true.”

    • @robertlkeltner4085
      @robertlkeltner4085 4 년 전

      True! Too bad the liberal left and the Democrats leaders can't follow your grandmothers advice.

    • @isaacdixon7915
      @isaacdixon7915 4 년 전 +5

      Robert L Keltner when in the face of overwhelming evidence the president cannot admit he won the election due to Russia meddling you prove her point

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 4 년 전 +1

      Smart woman

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 4 년 전

      Isaac Dixon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. THATS TOO FUNNY!!!!! Overwhelming evidence! HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 4 년 전 +2

      Isaac Dixon yeah. Tell that to the dems. They keep saying impeachment over and over hoping it will stick...with zero evidence.

  • @paullarge526
    @paullarge526 4 년 전 +85

    “They have so much water it comes down, it’s called ....rain”. How embarrassing is that!
    I bet George W is laughing his bollocks off at all this. “See, I wasn’t so bad after all”

    • @ahnraemenkhera7451
      @ahnraemenkhera7451 4 년 전 +3

      HE WASN’T!! And I never voted for him, either! But he’d have been Welcomed at my Barbecue/Cookouts, Anytime. Still would be. Just nobody named “Trump.”

    • @frankiegunnz8066
      @frankiegunnz8066 4 년 전

      Still up to debate between Bush Jr and Trump.....🤣

    • @MaxBrix
      @MaxBrix 4 년 전 +2

      It's not how bad they speak that is important. It's how many people they kill and how much detriment they bring to the rest of us. Bush did the hard work of making corruption and hatred normal.

    • @ceicli
      @ceicli 4 년 전

      He's proud of learning something new! ;)

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 2 년 전

      He even tried to mimic Dubyah's stupid iraq war lies, and failed horrendously. Not just because we've heard them before, either

  • @HP-sx5gv
    @HP-sx5gv 4 년 전 +179

    He not only deserves to be impeached and removed he should be in Prison and all the Republicans should be removed from office that sat by and complicitly stood by and did nothing.

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 4 년 전 +7

      Mrs. Dixon32 👍👍👍

    • @Metalbass10000
      @Metalbass10000 4 년 전 +7

      Oh, they didn't do nothing, many of them participated, and even those that didn't, they argued and argued every possible steaming pile of fallacy and fabrication, as well as every possible misdirection and procedural masterbation.

    • @jz92029
      @jz92029 4 년 전 +2

      Can you name even 1 thing he's done to be impeached? Anything that has actual evidence, because so far the Democratic party are just showing how dumb they are...

    • @cdw442
      @cdw442 4 년 전 +8

      jz92029 trump is a mob boss it’s obvious he is breaking the law some things blatant like asking Ukraine for political aid in our election... but so much more can be inferred from his behavior, like al Capone, he manages to keep the evidence once removed from him but EVERYONE around him is getting in trouble for corruption, and unsavory dealings with foreign powers.... any moderately intelligent person can connect the dots and see how trump is involved in all the crimes happening around him...wake up...

    • @dbspaceoditty
      @dbspaceoditty 4 년 전 +1

      but....what illegal action has he performed?

  • @waynesmith4120
    @waynesmith4120 4 년 전 +101

    What an embarrassment this presidency is! Lock Him Up

  • @mellie4174
    @mellie4174 4 년 전 +3

    Seth Meyers brings joy to my life!

  • @joshg4974
    @joshg4974 4 년 전 +15

    Seth pulling out the vegetables was hilarious!

  • @bluegold21
    @bluegold21 4 년 전 +202

    There were no vegetables in Castor's bag because they were already sitting on the republican bench.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 년 전 +127

    The big question is, how is Rudy still roaming freely...

    • @dagonfell1566
      @dagonfell1566 4 년 전 +6

      in any other country by the usa he would be in prison

    • @sounsure9108
      @sounsure9108 4 년 전 +5

      I think he knows where trump hid the body so ...

  • @pedrosura
    @pedrosura 4 년 전 +43

    At least you can't acuse Rudy of perjury. He opens his mouth and admits to everything.

  • @taskmaster456
    @taskmaster456 4 년 전 +6

    Its irregular but it's not outlandish right ?🤣🤣

  • @dianadavis5002
    @dianadavis5002 4 년 전 +285

    Trump is talking about his hotels when he talks about his toilets and faucets

    • @theholygrass19
      @theholygrass19 4 년 전 +16

      He probably didn't pay the water bill 😂

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 4 년 전 +10

      And Trump is the one who shits it gold toilets... yeah that explains it. What would he know about toilets uummhh they're gold and sinks have matching water turn ons lol

    • @sideboob4276
      @sideboob4276 4 년 전 +5

      trump probably dumps in the shower while staying at his properties just so the illegal immigrants he has working for him has to clean it up.

    • @NancyChasteen
      @NancyChasteen 4 년 전

      @@sideboob4276
      LMAO

    • @SmilingIbis
      @SmilingIbis 4 년 전 +3

      He didn't mention bedbugs.

  • @neilshapton8193
    @neilshapton8193 4 년 전 +613

    This is insane. Matt Gaetz is a spoiled brat who’s daddy got him out of multiple DUI’s and Martha Roby hasn’t been seen in her district for years. I’m confused as to how these people are supposed to be taken seriously.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 4 년 전 +11

      We took George Bush seriously.

    • @johnthomas2587
      @johnthomas2587 4 년 전 +35

      @@brainflash1 Whats this WE crap.

    • @sinisterminister6478
      @sinisterminister6478 4 년 전 +5

      @@johnthomas2587 I think he must have a turd in his pocket.💩💩💩😂😂😂

    • @aparis9560
      @aparis9560 4 년 전 +6

      also... no one seems to be looking into the suspicious death of his college roommate... google it...

    • @sweetboo1022
      @sweetboo1022 4 년 전 +6

      @@brainflash1 Not all of us

  • @sandybutt9898
    @sandybutt9898 4 년 전 +9

    The amount of water pressure has no impact on your toilet flushing.
    When you press the button the cistern empties the same way, no matter what the water pressure.
    All that extra pressure will do is fill the cistern back up faster.

  • @AQUAM4RINE4
    @AQUAM4RINE4 4 년 전 +7

    I LOST it at "they're *_pretty close on rain_* " lmaoo

  • @darkgiftroland6264
    @darkgiftroland6264 4 년 전 +114

    Anyone who can listen to his ramblings about the plumbing and still think he's a capable leader of this country scares me.

    • @creageous
      @creageous 4 년 전 +6

      He's quite capable of leading the conversation away from things more important.

    • @JonathanZeidman
      @JonathanZeidman 4 년 전

      60M Americans are exactly that fucking stupid.

  • @mjnathan3730
    @mjnathan3730 4 년 전 +168

    Growing up in a third world country, I always thought America is the perfect country in the world. I live here now. Absolutely love the place. It's just sad the politicians are pushing it down the drain

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 년 전 +18

      MJ Nathan not politicians let’s be honest, it’s the republicans who single handed LT have done everything in their power to enrich themselves at the expense of the American people while also brainwashing large swaths of America with misinformation, fear, and manipulation. Watch a movie called Vice about Dick Cheney. It’s an eye opener.

    • @monsieurlaflamme995
      @monsieurlaflamme995 4 년 전 +4

      MJ Nathan with the help of 50 percent of the country

    • @busoptr
      @busoptr 4 년 전 +6

      I feel you Nathan, its a Democrat vs Republican war and the american people are in the crossfire.

    • @tracysmith2346
      @tracysmith2346 4 년 전 +6

      The pendulum will swing.

    • @johnkeith8072
      @johnkeith8072 4 년 전 +1

      @@monsieurlaflamme995 Right now, 50% of the country wants tRump removed from office.
      Currently around 40% of Americans either support him, or think the issue should be decided next election...

  • @judyjetson686
    @judyjetson686 4 년 전 +9

    I didn’t love Seth when the show first started but man oh man did he find his stride. One of the funniest late night guys and I LOVE me some KIMMEL.

  • @babar201109
    @babar201109 4 년 전 +3

    When he showed up with the wholefoods bag I lost it!

  • @Etothe2iPi
    @Etothe2iPi 4 년 전 +185

    Trump is looking very strongly into toilets. That explains a lot.

    • @lindaspence561
      @lindaspence561 4 년 전 +13

      He is probably looking for an escape route out of the White House without being seen.

    • @ajadrew
      @ajadrew 4 년 전 +7

      Seems to explain all the crap he constantly spouts.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +8

      We've been trying to flush him for three years.

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 년 전 +2

      omg smh lol

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 4 년 전 +6

      The toilet is where he's getting most of his information, apparently.

  • @tamiflo
    @tamiflo 4 년 전 +58

    I'm so embarrassed by this administration ...

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 년 전 +5

      I’m infuriated

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf 4 년 전 +1

      I agree with Chloe. I also believe you should only be embarrassed if you voted for him or didn't vote at all.

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 4 년 전 +1

      Those that supports him should be the ones embarrassed.

    • @vincediesel307
      @vincediesel307 4 년 전

      Tami Flo , tell me why you’re so embarrassed about this administration asswipe? Is it because the economy is doing so well? Is it because our military is strong again? Is it because there’s 5 million jobs to be filled? Or maybe it’s because we don’t have to rely on the Middle East for oil. Or maybe our hard earned money isn’t being given away to Third World countries To keep us poor.

    • @vincediesel307
      @vincediesel307 4 년 전

      Annie ,Well little Annie asswipe, we the deplorable’s are very proud of our president and his accomplishments and his promises just because the media won’t report anything.

  • @BarryMcCauciner
    @BarryMcCauciner 4 년 전 +9

    Can't say I'm a fan of Seth Meyers but he really knocked this segment out of the park.

    • @yungpo9853
      @yungpo9853 3 년 전

      If your not a fan why are you here?

  • @mandjesef1572
    @mandjesef1572 4 년 전 +28

    this is both hilarious and depressing

  • @tomservo5007
    @tomservo5007 4 년 전 +388

    I remember being a kid and thinking our country was run by intelligent people

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 4 년 전 +15

      I don't know how old you are, but maybe it _was_ when you were a kid.

    • @jasperjenkins7729
      @jasperjenkins7729 4 년 전 +14

      when we were kids they APPEARED intelligent.
      Now that we are older and have a brain capable of critical thinking we realize both parties are incompetent criminal dolts.

    • @jddillon6842
      @jddillon6842 4 년 전 +11

      Trump's presidency vs. the movie, "Idiocracy". Life imitating art.

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 4 년 전 +1

      I remember that. It was 2015, wasn't it?

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 4 년 전 +16

      @@jasperjenkins7729
      _we realize both parties are incompetent criminal dolts_
      Nice try, Vladimir. But do you really expect that to work again in 2020 the way it worked in 2016?
      This isn't a matter of "both sides." Not everyone is a criminal. Only criminals tend to think that way. (It's how they justify their own bad behavior.)
      And when you accuse _everyone,_ then you're simply giving a pass to the worst people in our country. Why blame Trump when _everyone_ is an "incompetent criminal dolt"? Why blame Mitch McConnell when you can just blame everyone in the Senate? Why blame Mike Gaetz or Louie Gohmert or Jim Jordon when you can just blame the whole House of Representatives? There's no real difference between _any_ of them, right?
      I don't know if you're a Russian bot or not, but you're certainly pushing their message - a message designed to make Americans give up on voting. You're also pushing the message of Republicans who justify the bad behavior of other Republicans - and often their own - by just claiming that everyone else is just as bad.
      It's not true. It's a flat-out lie, in fact. But more importantly, it's how you let the worst people in our country off the hook. Well, "both parties" are this bad, right? So why worry about it? We might as well just sit out 2020, huh? What's the use?

  • @MsLPJ
    @MsLPJ 4 년 전 +114

    This is so childish and I'm over all of this foolishness. I would be embarrassed to call myself a Republican, and each and every one of these clowns need to be voted out of office.

    • @cherylburley9535
      @cherylburley9535 4 년 전

      Everyone in the family. Let's make it fun take everyone out to dinner.McDonald's!

    • @DLKalberg
      @DLKalberg 4 년 전 +2

      GOP=GOVERNMENT OF PUTIN

    • @jjlol262
      @jjlol262 4 년 전 +2

      It goes both ways honestly, too many clowns in office no matter the party we need term limits

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 4 년 전 +4

      At one point the GOP was a political party....now it's just a group of gangsters, traitors and crooks

    • @Tedinator01
      @Tedinator01 4 년 전 +1

      JJ lol I’ve been against term limits for most of my life, but now I’m starting to agree with that idea.

  • @ahnraemenkhera7451
    @ahnraemenkhera7451 4 년 전 +7

    Do they even REALIZE they’re not putting forth a defense??? Of course, doing so now would be dicey with a guy who’s running out of friends to throw under the 🚌.

    • @ahnraemenkhera7451
      @ahnraemenkhera7451 4 년 전

      James Some links:
      freespeechforpeople.org
      Thehill.com
      Washingtonpost.com
      Politico.com
      Trendingpolitics.com
      Usatoday.com
      Needtoimpeach.com

    • @ahnraemenkhera7451
      @ahnraemenkhera7451 4 년 전

      Also: ABC News app
      NBC News app
      CBS News app
      PBS Newshour
      (Your County’s) Public Librarian can order hard copy documents as well

  • @viewome
    @viewome 4 년 전 +15

    Seth Meyers made me laugh so hard with his grocery bag routine my eyes were watering.

  • @ImNorman
    @ImNorman 4 년 전 +235

    Trump: "I call it rain, I've always called it rain. I think I was the first person to call it rain."

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 4 년 전 +19

      "Aw jeez, I call it rain too. I can really relate to this guy"

    • @xxJOKeR75xx
      @xxJOKeR75xx 4 년 전 +14

      and it's yellow...

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 4 년 전 +25

      "You know I've heard that Democrats don't call it rain. They want to change it to be called 'precipitation'."

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 4 년 전 +27

      "we'll be saying 'rain' again, folks, believe me!"

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 4 년 전 +10

      “BIGLY rain! YUGE rain!”

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 년 전 +370

    "No one prevents a witness, who can exonerate them, from testifying."
    -Joyce Alene

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 4 년 전 +6

      Smart quote Suzy Q

    • @OldRaver
      @OldRaver 4 년 전 +6

      Suzy Q - EXACTLY!!

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel 4 년 전 +8

      Good quote, but PLEASE remove the commas. They are so wrong. "No one prevents a witness who can exonerate them from testifying." Trust me: I'm a former English teacher and an author and editor. Thanks!

    • @kl-a1dcaypso945
      @kl-a1dcaypso945 4 년 전 +1

      Michele Engel Lol 😂. Please reread your entire post. I hope you will see that it proves that you are not a good teacher, author, or editor.

    • @brandonbenjamin9452
      @brandonbenjamin9452 4 년 전 +1

      KØØL-Ā1D's Sûgår Free Jûnglê Her only error was misquoting

  • @TheVaultMaster
    @TheVaultMaster 4 년 전 +39

    Castor's like a public defender in a bad Comedy flick.

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 4 년 전 +1

      I was thinking .... the lawyer from "My Cousin Vinny."

    • @TheVaultMaster
      @TheVaultMaster 4 년 전

      @@gggnumber1 YES!!!! The public defender!

  • @fountainPoison
    @fountainPoison 4 년 전 +9

    I love that he says "that's what the word is" when someone asks him if something is true. That's how you know he made it up

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 4 년 전

      fountainPoison Or he heard from Putin/ Infowars/ Stephen Miller🙄

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 4 년 전 +744

    Matt Gaetz : "I'm the biggest and most pathetic Trump suck-up."
    Ted Cruz: "Hold my spine."

  • @allycat0136
    @allycat0136 4 년 전 +486

    “We have some states that have so much water that it comes down...it’s called rain.”
    The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen

    • @affenket
      @affenket 4 년 전 +30

      Total fucking moron

    • @rayneofsalt9217
      @rayneofsalt9217 4 년 전 +32

      Y'all know that we look to others, like germany, as the leaders of the free world now, yeah?

    • @Griffin12536
      @Griffin12536 4 년 전 +6

      @@rayneofsalt9217 it rubs it in more to use such a title that was self indulgent even before trump. We know and we're there with you.

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 4 년 전 +4

      Hahahahaha!

    • @melwelker6077
      @melwelker6077 4 년 전 +8

      A Stable Genius !!..... LMAO.

  • @jplater9191
    @jplater9191 4 년 전 +3

    The groceries joke is hilarious 😂

  • @aarongaffney725
    @aarongaffney725 4 년 전 +2

    Seth, I love you. Thank you for making this entire situation nearly bearable.

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 4 년 전 +144

    The GOP acts like there’s not going to be another president..

    • @tammierice860
      @tammierice860 4 년 전 +23

      Because if trump has his way we will have a king

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 4 년 전 +17

      THAT'S what frightens me...😬

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 4 년 전 +4

      PLEASE dont put that out there when we have a president who regularly talks about having a3rd and 4th term, says he wont acknowledge the results of an election he loses, and regularly praises dictators, like when he said how "wonderful" it is that Xi became "president for life"

    • @brianwalendy3735
      @brianwalendy3735 4 년 전

      @@lostintranslation57 try again

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 4 년 전 +3

      @Dahn yup. Why do you think they've bedn stacking courts? Very soon a fair game wont be winnable; they need a rigged one

  • @thesecretmeeting
    @thesecretmeeting 4 년 전 +50

    Just when I think this can’t POSSIBLY get any more ridiculous, the Republican lawyer says “hold my WHOLE FOODS BRIEFCASE”...
    FOR
    FUCK’S
    SAKE

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine 4 년 전

      @Mike Keller oh yeah...

    • @catrinal
      @catrinal 4 년 전 +1

      so they trying(rep) to look poor or something 😆 just a thought

  • @olaoluwabode-omoleye356
    @olaoluwabode-omoleye356 4 년 전 +104

    Trump is always looking at everything “very strongly”.

    • @jeanetteivy5229
      @jeanetteivy5229 4 년 전 +6

      Darn those pesky toilets and showers! It's a disaster! Lol!

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 년 전 +7

      He read those jokes about Chuck Norris staring down books to get information. He thinks it works for him too.

    • @j.simmons7328
      @j.simmons7328 4 년 전 +3

      thats his majestic, heroic, looking off into the sunset, sexy pout gaze

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 4 년 전 +2

      You know this movie "men who look at goats"
      Maybe it's his inspiration

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 4 년 전

      Well when your vision isnt the best, and you are too vain to wear your glasses, you have to work harder at looking at stuff.
      Same for when your eyes are too dilated from snorting adderall.

  • @pinkrellajones563
    @pinkrellajones563 4 년 전 +2

    Steve Castor cracks me up he came in with his papers in a ShopRite recycle bag LMAO 🤗😄😊

  • @jd2616
    @jd2616 4 년 전 +254

    You shouldn't be able to impeach a president in his first term...….. the GOP have officially ran out of excuses

    • @someguy6076
      @someguy6076 4 년 전 +23

      "You shouldn't be able to impeach a president in his first term ... unless he's a Democrat."

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 4 년 전 +3

      That's just sad...

    • @puckelberry
      @puckelberry 4 년 전 +14

      These are the same people who argued that the elected president shouldn't be able to nominate a person for the supreme court during their term.

    • @DLKalberg
      @DLKalberg 4 년 전 +9

      GOP=GOVERNMENT OF PUTIN

    • @shannonwebb3602
      @shannonwebb3602 4 년 전 +2

      @@puckelberry --- I see absolutely no problem with that. Since the rise in power of the Supreme Court (completely unintentional and possibly criminal), there should not be "appointees" at the President's discretion, they should be elected in the same fashion as the President himself. The fact that has not been established is a failure of the Founders and a clear path to Dictatorship.

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 년 전 +183

    I laughed so hard. Then I remembered this is reality and I cried for a little while.

    • @SereniaSaissa
      @SereniaSaissa 4 년 전 +13

      Thank goodness this is not MY reality (I am not american thank goodness) so I just keep lauging. Seth is so freaking AWESOME and Hilarious!!

    • @donaldballard7907
      @donaldballard7907 4 년 전 +9

      I feel your pain. Really i do.

    • @bernadettebockis4120
      @bernadettebockis4120 4 년 전

      ...and maybe you even peed a little.

    • @yaelB9467
      @yaelB9467 4 년 전 +1

      Cornlips 4 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🤔😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫IT is Real 😢😢😭😭😭😭

    • @melindafagerstrom9338
      @melindafagerstrom9338 4 년 전 +1

      Every day the same feels...

  • @treborironwolfe978
    @treborironwolfe978 4 년 전 +18

    This episode of *Late Night* was sponsored in part by..
    *Common Sense:* "I often come knocking, but many of you don't bother even coming to the door."

  • @ace4211
    @ace4211 4 년 전 +5

    When he starts pulling those vegetables out of his bag 😂🤣😂

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 4 년 전 +98

    I’m Australian so this ‘rain’ the President is talking about feels like fake news.

    • @cathleencooks748
      @cathleencooks748 4 년 전 +6

      I always use to smile whenever I thought of Australia. Your way of looking at life. Your unusual & wonderful animals. Now with this horrific draught & the devastating fires I just hurting for the people & the animals there. I understand what you are experiencing there living in California. My heart & my sympathy are with you.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 4 년 전 +2

      Awwww..I am so sorry for what you are all dealing with. I hope you find relief real real soon!

    • @christopherstory514
      @christopherstory514 4 년 전 +5

      Nice try, but we all know Australia is just a conspiracy perpetuated by the Chinese to sell globes.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 년 전 +4

      So is Rupert Murdoch. (Who should be deported)

    • @seetaniac5184
      @seetaniac5184 4 년 전 +1

      kimberly s
      Don’t you think we have enough problems to deal with?

  • @lorhay2522
    @lorhay2522 4 년 전 +67

    Trump’s comments about the toilets is a reminder of when he suggested that California should rake the forest. 😂🤣🤪

  • @Dan-wh7ey
    @Dan-wh7ey 4 년 전 +60

    To Impeach a President for Christmas is Joyful.

    • @JoseDiaz-zi2mh
      @JoseDiaz-zi2mh 4 년 전 +4

      @Johnny Casserole Ivanka air head self it's a government official afert just being a trust fund baby all her life and now she get millions through trademarks from multiple countries why she hold a white house official position and her father it's the president

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 4 년 전 +1

      Johnny Casserole actually they do

    • @josefizquierdo6139
      @josefizquierdo6139 4 년 전 +2

      🎶"Joy to the World"🎶

  • @msh8114
    @msh8114 4 년 전 +33

    The GOP SOUNDS LIKE KIDS this a shame

    • @alexl2679
      @alexl2679 4 년 전 +2

      It's just the way this is edited. It's actually the other side who have been acting like children for the past 3 years since they started dreaming about impeachment. Seth Meyers' show may be "comedy" but it's really just another biased platform dividing this country even further. I just ask that you check multiple news sources before you trust this "reporting" by leftists, for leftists.

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama 4 년 전 +30

    My life for the past week or so has felt like a fever dream without Seth Meyers' bits.
    Thank you for this

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 4 년 전 +57

    Matt needs to quit drinking because he keeps shouting out nonsense.

  • @islandlife7516
    @islandlife7516 3 년 전 +1

    Just binge watching all these old videos 😂😂 lmfao STILL funny AF

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls 4 년 전 +1

    LOL'd when Seth started pulling out those vegetables! 😆

  • @teigenb829
    @teigenb829 4 년 전 +140

    Was the president - or me for that matter - having a stroke during that toilet thing?

    • @melceys1
      @melceys1 4 년 전 +3

      Yes me too lol

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 4 년 전

      I think we were all having strokes! It was so bizarre! I kept rewinding to figure out what led to discussion about toilets.

  • @VENOMxVR
    @VENOMxVR 4 년 전 +243

    You know the President done something stupid when ACL is 15 minutes long.

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx 4 년 전 +73

    Calling it the "Trump Train" is appropriate, as this entire administration is a train wreck...

    • @LordNanfoodle
      @LordNanfoodle 4 년 전

      Now, if we could just suplex that train, we'd be set...

    • @howardperrott2053
      @howardperrott2053 4 년 전

      You guys are gonna have a complete meltdown when he get re-elected in 2020...by a landslide. Obtuse leftist sheeple.

  • @bablumenthal9703
    @bablumenthal9703 3 년 전 +1

    Just now catching up... so funny. Great writers!!!

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 4 년 전 +144

    "It's called rain!" Lol I can't stop laughing.

    • @salvadormp1938
      @salvadormp1938 4 년 전

      🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @antonchigurh8541
      @antonchigurh8541 4 년 전 +6

      This moron is the president?

    • @pkmcburroughs
      @pkmcburroughs 4 년 전 +1

      It's called rain and a lot of people don't know that, OK? A lot of people, believe me.

    • @bartimaeus44
      @bartimaeus44 4 년 전 +1

      Dishonest Track6 And tremendously wet from a standpoint of water

    • @allergyw1244
      @allergyw1244 4 년 전 +1

      neither can I - but laughing with a little scared in it... the man is toxic

  • @stephaniecastro9911
    @stephaniecastro9911 4 년 전 +28

    I was literally laughing so hard, I'm sure my neighbors heard!! Brilliant job to everyone involved in this show!!! Well done!!!

  • @LightworkBeacon
    @LightworkBeacon 4 년 전 +1

    Seth Myers delivers brilliant writing in A Closer Look.

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 4 년 전 +4

    All of this while the country is LITERALLY going down the drain!

  • @peachysakura24
    @peachysakura24 4 년 전 +48

    I legit broke down laughing so hard when he started mumbling about rain. 😂

  • @williabw1553
    @williabw1553 4 년 전 +156

    These Republicans should be absolutely ashamed of themselves.... history will not take favour on them.

    • @sugarpuffbutty
      @sugarpuffbutty 4 년 전 +4

      They RESEARCH which witnesses haven't voted for Trump - a profile which fits MOST Americans - and then scream about how 'partisan' proceedings are!!

    • @creageous
      @creageous 4 년 전

      History doesn't have jurisdiction.

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 4 년 전 +2

      @@creageous but it does. 100%.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +2

      Like their master, they don't know what shame is.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 4 년 전

      you are aware that declaring how history will play out is asking for trouble right?

  • @MCRIZZLE1
    @MCRIZZLE1 4 년 전

    Seth, you are brilliant!

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 년 전 +3

    Throughout most of human history, the challenge of "it's never been done before, therefore it can't/shouldn't be done" has been met with DOING the thing, not not doing the thing.

  • @USUG0
    @USUG0 4 년 전 +147

    someone with a brain should have just replied that 66M didn't vote for the president

    • @knight0fdragon
      @knight0fdragon 4 년 전 +12

      technically 260ish M did not vote for him

    • @daddychinn86
      @daddychinn86 4 년 전 +3

      knight0fdragon I think they mean that trump only got 62.9 million votes, not 66.

    • @knight0fdragon
      @knight0fdragon 4 년 전 +9

      Jamison Chinn he means 66 mil voted for HC

    • @TouristTrophyDetroit
      @TouristTrophyDetroit 4 년 전 +9

      Actually another 10 million on top of that did not vote for trump. You had 3rd party candidates as well.

  • @gaybear
    @gaybear 4 년 전 +87

    George Carlin's famous quote “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” has never been more current and relevant! What a circus our political system is!

    • @Menelik.videos
      @Menelik.videos 4 년 전 +3

      @TaraTownsend Yes, along with our healthcare system, our immigration system and our education system to name a few.

    • @kyrstenmarie
      @kyrstenmarie 4 년 전 +1

      A D agreed 👏👏👏

    • @gaybear
      @gaybear 4 년 전 +1

      @TaraTownsend I know! I often wonder myself. I think he would get a genuine kick out of it! The more provocative question is what would Gor Vidal say about the times we live in.

    • @billhyman330
      @billhyman330 4 년 전

      Hate to break it to you, but Carlin was against your love affair with the Democratic party as well. You would know that if you really listened to him. It's a big club, and YOU ain't in it.

  • @jmpsthrufyre
    @jmpsthrufyre 4 년 전 +4

    When the gavel sounds like a semi automatic gun, you just might be in Amurica

  • @gregm766
    @gregm766 4 년 전 +10

    You can't impeach a president in their first term? Someone should have told Andrew Johnson that.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 4 년 전 +122

    "Oh God. Grandpa's rambling about toilets again. I think we should put him in a home."

  • @eriknystrom5839
    @eriknystrom5839 4 년 전 +134

    “We are looking at that very strongly.” Any normal person would say: “ We are investigating that very seriously.” Trump’s language is very strange, not the language of an adult person. He also makes a lot of repetitions.

    • @aurevoiralex
      @aurevoiralex 4 년 전 +17

      He speaks like a 13 year old boy brought up in a parking lot. It's mind-blowing to me that he manages to get dressed in the morning!

    • @zolinfamus7054
      @zolinfamus7054 4 년 전 +18

      "Very strongly" is part of his very limited vocabulary, as is "tremendous", he really likes that word.

    • @AdumbDriver
      @AdumbDriver 4 년 전 +7

      That's stable genius right there. 😐

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 4 년 전 +9

      Well.... He does have a very limited vocabulary. Repetition is kinda inevitable

    • @noskillzdad5504
      @noskillzdad5504 4 년 전 +11

      This has been pointed out several times: His vocabulary is closer to an immature teenager.
      His knowledge and reasoning on the other hand, if you ask me, need to be the center of a " strongly" research. I mean, That guys has the knowledge of a worm, the analytical power of a goldfish.

  • @PeggyJame
    @PeggyJame 4 년 전 +112

    Trump is afraid of windmills and rain because either of them would mess up his hair.

    • @matthewking3318
      @matthewking3318 4 년 전 +12

      And everyone knows they are in cahoots with the umbrellas to undermine his presidency.

    • @QuayNemSorr
      @QuayNemSorr 4 년 전 +1

      To be fair it's supposedly very difficult to make a combover from your ass hair. And he sheds so much during the process, that's why he has to flush 15 times

    • @briangenthner5500
      @briangenthner5500 4 년 전 +2

      A windmill isn't a fan. Don't be stupid like Trump. You're better than that

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 4 년 전 +3

      Hey you guys hear something stupid in here? Sounds like a Russian asset on a keyboard.

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 4 년 전

      @Johnny Casserole Where did you acquire this information? I would live to read the research materials.

  • @yasserd86
    @yasserd86 4 년 전

    This one has been the best one yet 😭😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pikkon899
    @pikkon899 4 년 전 +196

    The Republicans are behaving like Trump does when he's annoyed by the press or in general.

    • @mangus44
      @mangus44 4 년 전 +1

      @@timcountis9368 and you are? what...

    • @Kane_Flynn
      @Kane_Flynn 4 년 전

      I’d like to know how you get any of your information. Stop digging at the other side. And you wonder why nothing gets done in our government you can’t get along with people who have opposing view points.

    • @videotroll3973
      @videotroll3973 4 년 전

      @@mangus44 And what are you??

    • @dianem6951
      @dianem6951 4 년 전 +1

      When will due process be allowed?

    • @dianem6951
      @dianem6951 4 년 전 +1

      Tim Countis
      And that Trump hasn’t committed a crime.
      The useful idiots are being given a fake narrative.
      Just like gamblers give their opponents a fake winning strategy.
      You Democrats have been played by your party.

  • @sclair2854
    @sclair2854 4 년 전 +641

    Hey, anyone else remember when Trump created the longest shutdown in American history?

    • @CyberBlastoise
      @CyberBlastoise 4 년 전 +54

      McConnell was complicit in that too. He wouldn't let a vote through.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +7

      Yes. But I'm sure he thinks it's positive.

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 4 년 전 +2

      So.... Long vacation?

    • @AAMUQuadChoppa
      @AAMUQuadChoppa 4 년 전 +50

      @@rajabuta Nope. Long time of being forced to work without pay. Missing bills and mortgage payments, thus messing up the credit of thousands of employees. Most of the working class lives paycheck to paycheck.

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 4 년 전 +1

      Stop maki g it sound so fun :p

  • @michaelparks7177
    @michaelparks7177 4 년 전 +2

    After you got the produce out you should have said: I forgot the balony!

  • @liberallarry847
    @liberallarry847 4 년 전

    This segment is GOLD

  • @StalkAlexHere
    @StalkAlexHere 4 년 전 +57

    I’m still trying to comprehend how my 3 year old speaks in more complete, coherent sentences than the president of the untied states.... and posses a far larger vocabulary as well. 🤐

    • @AnointedSong
      @AnointedSong 4 년 전 +6

      @Alex Taylor I'm sure untied was a typo/auto-correct, but it is so fitting.

    • @Jtg-n-va
      @Jtg-n-va 4 년 전

      LOL!!! Maybe that is his 'safe word' when the politics get rough. FLUSHES! 15 FLUSHES!!!!

    • @tander101
      @tander101 4 년 전

      @Christian Wakefield .........
      ....
      *karen*

    • @Nedsped0
      @Nedsped0 4 년 전 +1

      👏👏👏

  • @inquisitiveone3579
    @inquisitiveone3579 4 년 전 +25

    Flushing toilets 15 times? Trump is talking about the poor plumbing in his rental properties.

  • @zackirk78
    @zackirk78 4 년 전 +2

    "It's called RAIN"...

  • @tanyachavis2578
    @tanyachavis2578 4 년 전

    Spot on!

  • @Nuregra
    @Nuregra 4 년 전 +257

    Sad that he's addressing slow water flow "somewhere" instead of undrinkable water in Flint, Michigan.

    • @micheledaniels8803
      @micheledaniels8803 4 년 전 +12

      Nuregra AGREED

    • @swats2587
      @swats2587 4 년 전 +17

      What he wants the EPA to rollback water saving requirements for plumbing. He is determined to destroy the environment before he's done.

    • @griffithmoony9263
      @griffithmoony9263 4 년 전 +3

      I'm just surprised that he knows what water is

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 년 전 +1

      #ADOS #TRE45ON #Amurderkkka

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 4 년 전 +2

      @Achilles 1776 The emergency declaration signed by Obama was a designation under the Stafford Act, a disaster relief law, that allowed for federal aid of up to $5 million (not including additional assistance from federal agencies that didn’t require the declaration). Such emergency declarations bolster state or local “efforts in providing emergency services, such as the protection of lives, property, public health, and safety, or to lessen or avert the threat of a catastrophe in any part of the United States,”
      www.factcheck.org/2019/03/posts-distort-facts-on-obama-flint/

  • @Intelerythm
    @Intelerythm 4 년 전 +99

    Frat Gaetz isn’t even fit to represent a keg of cheap beer.

    • @zacharythompson6395
      @zacharythompson6395 4 년 전 +3

      I really hate that this guy is from my home state. He is such a putz

    • @joostschutten912
      @joostschutten912 4 년 전 +1

      Gaetz is unbearable. Probably was one of the highschool bullies in his time.

    • @HideousConformity
      @HideousConformity 4 년 전 +1

      It's a wonder some of them actually have the brain capacity to maintain autonomic body functions.

  • @dr.trixiecp5651
    @dr.trixiecp5651 4 년 전

    SNL really needs to bring on Rick Moranis to play Castor....they look identical😂🤣

  • @joanmullally4934
    @joanmullally4934 4 년 전 +3

    The baloney and grocery bag remarks made me laugh til my sides were sore.

  • @brianbullivant4753
    @brianbullivant4753 4 년 전 +37

    Watching Nadler Swing that thing was fun. He's the MC Hammer of congress. It's Hammertime!!!! When it comes to the truth, the Republicans "can't touch" it.

    • @AD-wm5ju
      @AD-wm5ju 4 년 전 +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 4 년 전 +1

      He needs an air horn...imagine...

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 4 년 전 +75

    The House needed the guy from the British House of Commons
    *”ORDA! ORDA!”*

    • @pipsissewa6623
      @pipsissewa6623 4 년 전 +8

      You're so right: John Bercow would be perfect to do the job and provide humor without nastiness. And since he has recently resigned, maybe....

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 4 년 전 +5

      @@pipsissewa6623 At this point I'm not really looking for humor - I would prefer some common sense and balls with a bit of a work ethic for some of those elected officials sworn in to represent and serve all US citizens, not just the sectarian Christians, who voted for them.

    • @canadianperspective3731
      @canadianperspective3731 4 년 전 +6

      No doubt. John Bercow wouldn’t hesitate to call a spade a spade, or in this case, tell them to grow up.

    • @tycobandit
      @tycobandit 4 년 전 +1

      “And may I point out that the gentleman seems to be chewing some sort of gum”

  • @emiliesmith9917
    @emiliesmith9917 3 년 전 +1

    "Can your SCIENCE explain why it rains?!?"
    "YES! YES IT CAN!"

  • @robertofontiglia4148

    "We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers." -- ... uh... what ? Like, just how do you even look strongly at anything ?

  • @clarewillison9379
    @clarewillison9379 4 년 전 +201

    The EU Ambassador was in Ukraine: a country, or “land” that’s not in the EU. Therefore it was definitely out-land-ish.

    • @fly89
      @fly89 4 년 전 +7

      Clare Willison that castor prolly didn’t know Ukraine isn’t in the EU.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 4 년 전 +10

      they probably thought that europe was single country... wouldnt surprise me..

    • @melz6625
      @melz6625 4 년 전 +6

      I respect Germanic English jokes. This makes perfect sense for this German here 👌

    • @dagonfell1566
      @dagonfell1566 4 년 전 +4

      since when has the Ukraine being part of the EU? probably when trump claimed that usa owns syria and could tell turkey that they could attack syria since trump supposedly owns that country?
      Americans and their geography..... as bad as their understanding of foreign politics

    • @summersnow9721
      @summersnow9721 4 년 전 +3

      @@dagonfell1566
      Indeed

  • @MissasDuke
    @MissasDuke 4 년 전 +271

    Steve Castor looks like he has been drinking himself through this.

    • @JKSinTO
      @JKSinTO 4 년 전 +2

      Gotta feel sorry for the guy.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 4 년 전 +9

      Well, he probably had a six pack and a couple bottles of Wild Turkey in that shopping bag...

    • @corriecrazy
      @corriecrazy 4 년 전 +9

      @@JKSinTO Oh, I don't know. Nobody made him take the case, I assume.

    • @ms.q7445
      @ms.q7445 4 년 전 +7

      MissasDuke Most attorneys do when they are representing $hi-bag crooks.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 년 전 +2

      Looks like he has been drinking his own oil.

  • @braythirteen
    @braythirteen 4 년 전

    Genius writing with the veggies on the table bit. Super funny!

  • @johnfarland7209
    @johnfarland7209 4 년 전

    Masterpiece

  • @dillhole4603
    @dillhole4603 4 년 전 +23

    I watched a bit of today's circus and it was nuts! I'm very happy for A CLOSER LOOK!!!!

  • @maryelizabeth6797
    @maryelizabeth6797 4 년 전 +53

    Bathrooms, another reason not to stay at a trump building.

  • @juliant
    @juliant 4 년 전 +2

    did you see the guys face behind stephen castor @3:23...LMAO

  • @simone6803
    @simone6803 4 년 전

    His Guy right here has worn me down! He is funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣