Republicans Can’t Defend Trump’s Corrupt Abuses of Power: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump’s allies flailing as they try to defend him in both the impeachment inquiry and the controversy over his decision to abandon the Kurds.
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  • @dejesus32
    @dejesus32 4 년 전 +131

    All those Republicans should be prosecuted for attempt to intimidate a witness.

    • @artieche9
      @artieche9 4 년 전 +5

      YES!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 4 년 전 +5

      dejesus32 Damn Straight!

    • @dillonhinkle8765
      @dillonhinkle8765 4 년 전

      was it the same when the democrats kept interrupting the kavanaugh hearings and bringing in protestors? How about when they occupied the congress and did a sit in?

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 년 전 +6

      @@dillonhinkle8765 You're lost. You want Fox ENTERTAINMENT.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 4 년 전 +10

      @@dillonhinkle8765 Um... no. Kavanaugh was never in hearing to discuss witnessing a high crime. He just wanted a new job. Is that seriously the line you're taking? That the consequences for storming into a police deposition and trying to help a criminal escape justice should be the same as interrupting the manager of a Quizno's while he's talking to the new fry cook?

  • @brandiwhines18
    @brandiwhines18 4 년 전 +249

    It's just so embarrassing.🤦‍♀️
    Remember when we thought George W. Bush was embarrassing? We were so naive. Such simpler times.🤷‍♀️

    • @cgsoldier4196
      @cgsoldier4196 4 년 전 +12

      Brandi Gindratt At least Dubya was funny

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 년 전 +11

      Bush had a better puppetmaster,,,,his Dad and his cronies

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels 4 년 전 +11

      Fool me once...... :p

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +7

      Ah, simpler times...

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 년 전 +18

      I didn’t particularly like W, but I never worried about what he was going to do. He never scared the crap out of me

  • @philippenachtergal6077
    @philippenachtergal6077 4 년 전 +129

    If your defense is "abuse of power is not a crime", it's time to be gone already.

    • @fakenoose8978
      @fakenoose8978 4 년 전 +1

      Philippe Nachtergal lol I am honestly enjoying Trump because he exposes American "democracy" as the joke that it is. There are no real checks nor balances, no definitive laws to hold those in power accountable, & no rules requiring the Electoral College to vote with the popular vote in their state. It's all a big lie & Dems won't fix those loopholes in the system because they also benefit from "flexible ethics" & "subjective morality". I am a dedicated absurdist so I am loving watching the Devil expose the "good people" as the evil hypocrites they are. Global warming will kill us all in a few more decades anyway, just smoke some legal pot & enjoy the ride, we'll all be toast soon anyway. 👍

  • @murfbass
    @murfbass 4 년 전 +42

    Hannity says "You know" a lot because he doesn't know

  • @Queenie-the-genie
    @Queenie-the-genie 4 년 전 +418

    "I haven't spoken to him - I spoke with him yesterday" in the same breath. God what a demon.

    • @jeffhoffman784
      @jeffhoffman784 4 년 전 +3

      yes this is true, Kate... But you also said "god what a demon in the same sentence :-) well you sure got that right, they both are

    • @phamcuong9183
      @phamcuong9183 4 년 전 +11

      nucking futz You are dumb it’s not the same.
      But based on your name, I guess it makes sense for you to make such a stupid comment.

    • @marchofthepigs36
      @marchofthepigs36 4 년 전 +2

      Fucking gargoyle gremlin pissbaby idiot

    • @loglog7
      @loglog7 4 년 전 +5

      @Project Philk I get the "haha trolled kid" but sarcastically saying "orange man bad" is like saying "aquaman wet" he lives in the ocean...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +1

      That's an insult to demons.

  • @prestonwilliams9531
    @prestonwilliams9531 4 년 전 +215

    " well I haven't spoken to Rudy, I've spoken to him yesterday" that my friends is a compulsive, pathological liar.

    • @jeffhoffman784
      @jeffhoffman784 4 년 전 +2

      Exactly Preston :-) I love your picture also, thank you!!

    • @MrHyroglyph
      @MrHyroglyph 4 년 전 +4

      Cocaine IS a hell of a drug President Rick James..

    • @hazelmccloy1136
      @hazelmccloy1136 4 년 전

      "he has been my attorney"

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 년 전 +2

      @@hazelmccloy1136 everything he said's in the past tense. Another victim Cheetolini's stabbed in the back.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전

      I mean, he's not even good at it!

  • @hassemabularach6514
    @hassemabularach6514 4 년 전 +204

    It must be so heart breaking to be one of the men and women in the armed services and you are forced to abandon the people you were fighting to protect. Truly heartbreaking.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 년 전 +12

      This is the very reason I never considered joining the armed forces. I can't take orders from somebody who obviously doesn't know what they're doing.

    • @AliG-yu2bn
      @AliG-yu2bn 4 년 전 +2

      What, you mean they get to go home and stop meddling in the middle east in which money and lives were being wasted. Okay. I know what I would rather do.

    • @foxconnsuicidenets1157
      @foxconnsuicidenets1157 4 년 전 +2

      People they were fighting to protect 🤣. now they is protecting the the oil fields from the other Kurds.

    • @foxconnsuicidenets1157
      @foxconnsuicidenets1157 4 년 전 +1

      @@BlackEpyon people joining the armed forces because they is dunce and cant get a job or cant pay for college. half of the armed forces is Latino.
      no one would joining for free.

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 년 전 +10

      @@foxconnsuicidenets1157 Wow, you're a fucking prick.

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 4 년 전 +22

    "I haven't spoken to him, I spoke to him yesterday".
    And Americans have this running the country?
    At the moment it isn't so much God bless America as it is, God HELP America.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 년 전 +62

    The disgusting thing is all those Republicans know they can get away with it because they've gerrymandered their seats into autowins.

  • @solraclegnar4270
    @solraclegnar4270 4 년 전 +113

    Imagine storming a room you are allowed to be in.
    That sounds like something my nephew would do. He's four years old.

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 년 전 +7

      I have not met your child but I'm sure he could put on a better performance than Gaetz did.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 년 전 +5

      What drama, such theater! A stupid, assinine stunt. Surely for the benefit and manipulation of the cult.

    • @wolvenwood
      @wolvenwood 4 년 전

      The point is that they were NOT allowed to be in that room. No Repubs were allowed in to the interviews, which is completely against the impeachment process - it is supposed to be BIPARTISAN but it is not, no procedures have been followed. Articles of impeachment have not been filed, NO EVIDENCE OF ANY CRIME HAS BEEN PRESENTED and Adam SChiff read something he made up, calling it evidence of Trumps crime - but it had nothing to do with reality, Schif just made it all up and told us it was the transcript of the phone call with Ukraine president. Look up the transcription and read it, it is totally different from what Schif says it was. btw, he is congressman for the district I grew up in and he has completely trashed it. It used to be very nice upper middle class area with lawyers and doctors and is now a homeless encampment this is in L.A.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 년 전 +8

      @@wolvenwood There were repubs in that room. So that was your first lie...😩

    • @annaw252
      @annaw252 4 년 전 +4

      That sounds right. My 7 year old niece is too grown for that crap. I think 5 is the cut off age for this nonsense.

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 년 전 +263

    Protip: People who constantly speak in hyperbole are typically liars.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 년 전 +9

      And people who speak in hyperbolas are typically conic sections.

    • @unitedstates4912
      @unitedstates4912 4 년 전

      i wouldnt say trump is a liar hes one of those people who says obvious lies but not in a negative way
      its so common that theres probably a word for it
      i mean its like a friend you have that always makes up stories to sound cool but he obviously knows that you dont believe him except you pretend you do believe him
      its a mutual thing to start a conversation and sound more important
      the important thing is that trump doesnt blatantly lie then double down to try and make you believe he was telling the truth which is a real liar

    • @LScholing
      @LScholing 4 년 전

      @@unitedstates4912 science is just an opinion man, so don't just make assumptions about liars when trump isn't

    • @unitedstates4912
      @unitedstates4912 4 년 전

      @@LScholing its called a middle ground we need to be better than libtards and pretend we are associating with them to try and get them to stop believing fake news
      so far the libtards are just calling him an insane russian orange man that lies a lot and that is all they say even if you ask for proof of what they just said.

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 4 년 전 +11

      tea time commenter Um... I don’t know where you have been but that is EXACTLY what he does, a comical example is his crowd size but I’m not going to give you examples because there are literally thousands where he has blatantly lied, and then doubled and tripled down on those lies to convince you that he did not lie. The freaking hurricane fiasco is another recent example where he literally had to get weather people to lie for him LOL. As far as your example with your friends… That just means you are both lying to each other, pretending for one another. I make no judgments on that but don’t call it anything other than lying because that is what it is. Exaggerating is a descriptive for certain types of lies as well.

  • @fjordland5646
    @fjordland5646 4 년 전 +264

    "Abuse of power is not a crime"
    -Matt Whitaker, 2019

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 년 전 +25

      Matt Whitaker looks like Lex Luthor if Lex Luthor really let himself go.
      With that public sentiment, Whitaker should not be allowed to be an attorney, involved in politics, law enforcement or similar ever again.

    • @randyohm3445
      @randyohm3445 4 년 전 +16

      It's a stupid argument because even if true it's totally irrelevant. Impeachment doesn't require a crime, and Trump can DEFINITELY be impeached for abuse of power. IIRC the republicans tried to impeach Clinton for abuse of power as well, but that article of impeachment failed.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 년 전 +2

      @@randyohm3445 A Doublestuff Stupidity cookie!

    • @neildutta
      @neildutta 4 년 전 +11

      At some point they will say, "crime is no crime!"

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 4 년 전

      ???

  • @TokyoBlue587
    @TokyoBlue587 4 년 전 +213

    Typical Republican defense:
    Step 1: "He didn't do it"
    Step 2: "OK, he did it, but it's not that bad"
    Step 3: "OK, it's bad, but it's not illegal "
    Step 4: "Oh, it actually is illegal??"

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 4 년 전 +11

      " But the sitting president can't be indicted, so it's a waste of time"

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld 4 년 전 +25

      Step 5= "So what if it's illegal, obey the President!"
      Step 6= repeat steps 1 through 5

    • @SereneAuthenticity
      @SereneAuthenticity 4 년 전 +22

      Step 7: when Obama was president...

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 4 년 전 +23

      Step 8: but Hillary’s emails 😂

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 4 년 전 +15

      "Okay, it's illegal, but someone else did it too."

  • @user-pk8rg1zl1c
    @user-pk8rg1zl1c 4 년 전 +416

    "abuse of power is not a crime"
    and America has won the gold medal in every event at the stupidity Olympics once again

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +14

      I mean, millions voted for this disgrace, so we've got to be pretty stupid.

    • @chezceleste
      @chezceleste 4 년 전 +3

      @NotGonnaTell MyName Boris Johnson awaiting instructions from your very own Steve Bannon.

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 4 년 전 +7

      Crime is no cause for impeachment. O_o

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 년 전

      oh yeah! tell that to the student who is being raped by the teacher,,,hmm!!!

    • @Itsyomama007
      @Itsyomama007 4 년 전

      Btk 2020 so you mean we are unbeatable? 😂😂😂

  • @Mom_sBasement
    @Mom_sBasement 4 년 전 +272

    “I haven’t talked to Rudy, I called him yesterday”

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 4 년 전 +6

      That's so (ins)Hannity can quote him either way, as needed for the narrative of the day.

    • @hegagi839
      @hegagi839 4 년 전

      Seth was extremely happy and smiling when he said Republicans Can’t Defend Trump’s Corrupt Abuses of Power. Have you ever heard him talk about Hunter Biden or Adam Schiff?

    • @duckduckandeby405
      @duckduckandeby405 4 년 전 +7

      Hegagi really, your defence is. Don’t look at the criminal thing’s the president has done,
      You actually are so stupid you wants us to “ not look at the actions of Donald. We should rather look into the son of a Democratic president candidate. Why, I really don’t have any interest in Biden’s Son. .
      So you expect Seth To not talk about How idiotic and Criminal actions the Trump Donald has done.
      You mean it’s so much more important for the world to hear about the son of one of the people in the Democratic Party, that is running for president.
      And you also believe we should, somehow find something interesting about Adam Schiff, a Congressman. You believe that Seth had become so popular as hi is, if had talked about people like those you mention.
      I must as What T.. F is wrong with you. Crying for someone Laughing 😂 of this God f yours, You worship Trumpe, Donald, therefore in your mind, in your eyes 👀 Trump Donald J. Can never ever do something wrong!
      And yes we know what an idiotic argument that comes next from you folks.
      O that’s Even though Donald did all those Criminal things. You must mean that Donald can do what ever he wants to do.
      You really have to come up with a better defending way than this, when the media talking about the American President. Former known as the most powerful person in the world.
      And when the world laughing of the President.

    • @duckduckandeby405
      @duckduckandeby405 4 년 전 +5

      Hegagi Yes. . The simple answer to your stupid question, that is Yes, he has talked about both of them.

    • @richardcrosby7624
      @richardcrosby7624 4 년 전

      Hahaha 😀 hello! Lol

  • @dianafleming7371
    @dianafleming7371 4 년 전 +13

    Understanding anything DT says is hopeless. Example: " I haven't spoken to him (meaning Giuliani) . I just to spoke to him yesterday." What?

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 4 년 전 +458

    "people are saying..." "some people tell me..." "some people say..." "everyone is saying...." "i'm hearing...." trump is hearing voices, he's literally delusional.

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson 4 년 전 +34

      And every time you hear him say these you KNOW a huge fucking lie is coming next. Whatever he can think to say to try to make himself look good.

    • @bg808s
      @bg808s 4 년 전 +22

      don't forget his "sir" stories...

    • @kathleenmitchell1582
      @kathleenmitchell1582 4 년 전 +19

      "People are saying" are just those little voices in his head.

    • @DanniSoRude
      @DanniSoRude 4 년 전 +12

      It's amazing how he said he listens to himself on foreign policy ..... It's him 😂 He's somebody, some people, everyone, and sir 😂

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 년 전 +1

      MORON IS READING????

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 4 년 전 +68

    *Attempting to commit a crime is still illegal, whether you're successful or not.*

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 년 전 +4

      @Hulk Smash the only reality on his side of the prison bars are harsh reality.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 4 년 전 +2

      Cory Mck Exactly!!

    • @XeviousHound
      @XeviousHound 4 년 전 +1

      @Hulk Smash Curds and Whey? Learn to spell.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 년 전

      @Hulk Smash who exactly is "you"?
      Are you under the delusion that I'm running for president?
      Do you think I'm Joe Biden?
      If you put Biden and Clinton in prison, do you think they would suddenly excuse serial criminal donald trump?
      *_This don't see up sis, make this make sense._*

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 년 전 +2

      @Hulk Smash are you claiming that... Kurds weren't actually killed due to that guys incompetence? You can't even spell Kurd, and you want me to believe that you're a reliable source? That's wild.

  • @janiegarner8203
    @janiegarner8203 4 년 전 +317

    ‘People are saying...’
    Narrator: nobody has ever said that.

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 년 전 +5

      Janie Garner sure ‘they’ have. The idiot says it to himself and believes that not only is he a person, but the fact that he said it means ‘people are saying it’.

    • @stephensmith7948
      @stephensmith7948 4 년 전 +2

      But, they're saying he's a very stable genius, clearly a sign of his very good brain.

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u 4 년 전 +3

      Actually a lot of people are saying..wow.

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger 4 년 전 +1

      ​@Cnea jnea I started watching the video, then scrolled down to read the comments. Yup, that's a LOT of ppl saying it; it is scary how many ppl are blind, deaf, and just plain dumb about our Constitution, Bill of Rights, and (in spite of what they call themselves) the Sermon on the Mount.

    • @seandknutson
      @seandknutson 4 년 전 +4

      I'm pretty sure "people" is referring to the voices in his head

  • @Brett_S_420
    @Brett_S_420 4 년 전 +29

    The room they "stormed" needs to be swept for bugs now.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전

      are some of them still in there? dam cockroaches! should be sweeping congress to remove rats & cockroaches instead of raking the forest floors

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 4 년 전

      You mean like cockroaches? I'm guessing Matt Gaetz left some of his offspring behind.

  • @hunnerdayEDT
    @hunnerdayEDT 4 년 전 +50

    Why do these people continue to defend and support someone who doesn't know the meaning of loyalty?

    • @berniecom728
      @berniecom728 4 년 전 +2

      Just look at those that are supporting Trump, little or no education,

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 4 년 전 +1

      Pure self preservation

  • @enriquecortez1963
    @enriquecortez1963 4 년 전 +225

    “Abuse of power is not Crime”
    Sad times in america

    • @blasecorrea8350
      @blasecorrea8350 4 년 전 +18

      Like at this point, just begin the military coup, these fuckers aren’t leaving by they’re own volition... once your defense is “crimes aren’t illegal” it’s time for you to go away

    • @Basel6222
      @Basel6222 4 년 전 +1

      Nothing new

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 년 전 +7

      The crazy thing about Whitaker's uber-lame line is that even if it was true (spoiler: it's not) it wouldn't change anything, because both the constitution and the precendent rulings make it clear that impeachment can succeed against misdemeanours whether or not they constitute crimes.
      The charge of "high crimes and misdemeanors" covers allegations of misconduct by officials, such as dishonesty, negligence, perjury of oath, abuse of authority, bribery, intimidation, misuse of public funds or assets, failure to supervise, dereliction of duty, unbecoming conduct, refusal to obey a lawful order, chronic intoxication, or tax evasion. (That last one is controversial. An eminent Harvard law professor claims it is not impeachable, but OTOH he hews *very* strongly to the majority view I will mention at the end of this post.
      Looking on the bright side, Trump probably gets a free pass on intoxication. Although frankly, how would you know? It is sometimes observed that if you cannot find anything good to put in a eulogy, put in a few of the less objectionable vices, and this reads like such a document.
      The Harvard Law Review points out that "The majority view is that a president can legally be impeached for “intentional, evil deeds” that “drastically subvert the Constitution and involve an unforgivable abuse of the presidency” - even if those deeds didn’t violate any criminal laws."

    • @zealman79
      @zealman79 4 년 전 +1

      UNLESS YOU'RE BLACK, BROWN, A DEMOCRAT OR A MINORITY OR A WOMAN.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 년 전 +1

      @@zealman79 hey, you missed out poor people. They always get overlooked.

  • @zoefang4563
    @zoefang4563 4 년 전 +88

    "I haven't spoken to Rudy. I spoke to him yesterday" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    The dumbest one yet.

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 4 년 전

      They spoke briefly. But not about whether he's still his lawyer

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 년 전 +1

      Zoe Fang. If Obama said that they would call for his head. Yes!

      krplus.net/bidio/pLZplIF2X3yZhXI

    • @AuditClerk
      @AuditClerk 4 년 전

      @Zoe Fang: Nope. I must respectfully disagree. There are TOO MANY to actually choose from!

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 4 년 전 +62

    "There was a 'quid' and there was a 'quo', but we're definitely not 'pros'."😆

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 년 전

      Hi Ellen. Nice comment clever. Reparations ?
      krplus.net/bidio/pLZplIF2X3yZhXI

    • @devilsadvocate1597
      @devilsadvocate1597 4 년 전

      funny remark, but sources are rumoured to combine all 3 to a quid-pro-quo, and one attempt of that is worthy of a President getting impeached!

    • @caspianblue4141
      @caspianblue4141 4 년 전

      😆😂🤣💦

  • @jdubbis
    @jdubbis 4 년 전 +36

    Getting awfully crowded under that bus...

  • @Wolfie99
    @Wolfie99 4 년 전 +223

    "I haven't spoken to Rudi, I spoke to him yesterday"

    • @MO-to2dc
      @MO-to2dc 4 년 전 +6

      😂

    • @blasecorrea8350
      @blasecorrea8350 4 년 전 +9

      Time must be FLYING in his little mind.

    • @tthomas2348
      @tthomas2348 4 년 전 +2

      blase correa times flies when you’re old

    • @Kiayin7
      @Kiayin7 4 년 전 +3

      Time dilation, clearly. Reality sped up to today and it took him a few years to catch up due to his slow processing power. It was yesterday for us, while for him it was a lifetime ago.
      Duh!

    • @blasecorrea8350
      @blasecorrea8350 4 년 전 +1

      Kiayin7 hit the nail on the head

  • @joshuafass5841
    @joshuafass5841 4 년 전 +174

    "Is Rudy still your personal attorney?" "I don't know. I haven't spoken to him. I spoke with him yesterday briefly. He has been my attorney. Yeah sure." Oh Rudy, your time is almost up!

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 4 년 전 +9

      Joshua Fass -Rudy, Check the shocks while you’re under there...

    • @joshuafass5841
      @joshuafass5841 4 년 전 +2

      @@tomcoryell tire pressure too. Lol

    • @timstoffel
      @timstoffel 4 년 전 +5

      @@joshuafass5841 Rudy will get a close-up look at the tread also!

    • @ludmilamaiolini6811
      @ludmilamaiolini6811 4 년 전 +2

      I read this comment before I watched the video and I thought you were joking

    • @susaneva1689
      @susaneva1689 4 년 전 +2

      Joshua Fass Rudy knows where the bodies are buried

  • @matthewboyd8689
    @matthewboyd8689 4 년 전 +70

    Can he take all the people with him that defended him when they impeach him?
    Obviously they are not doing things for the right reasons.

    • @gatrekfan1111
      @gatrekfan1111 4 년 전 +2

      Yes! That must have been his cunning strategy all along for draining the swamp. His supporters are too dumb to see where loyalty to Trump actually leads people. Epstein is dead, Cohen and Manafort are in jail; Guiliani will be joining them shortly. Great job, Donnie!

    • @geoffsmith9429
      @geoffsmith9429 4 년 전 +1

      you must be a communist. outsiders view

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 4 년 전 +2

      Matthew Boyd We can only hope for that outcome.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전

      Pence is the only one that really needs to be taken with him on the impeachment road

    • @jheanelltabana8713
      @jheanelltabana8713 4 년 전

      I wonder what those defenders will say afterwards, if impeachment happens. I'm sure they will all find a way to say that they were doing things for the right reasons.

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 4 년 전 +17

    Thank you, Seth. You've made it easier to survive this monotony of chaos

  • @phillytiger
    @phillytiger 4 년 전 +665

    "I haven't spoken to Rudy. I spoke to him yesterday."

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 년 전 +50

      Every freaking sentence was a contradiction! It's a safe zone but thousands of people died there. It's permanent but you never know. blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you notice everything he said about Rudy was in the past tense? He's history. Trump just stabbed another victim in the back.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 년 전 +5

      well, he meant I haven't spoken to him since yesterday...
      which is quite relevant, isn't it, to the question of whether he is still his attorney.

    • @up2itru
      @up2itru 4 년 전 +10

      Abbadee, abbadah, duh, That's All Folks!

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 년 전 +23

      @@IMSiegfried And that's why Republicans are afraid of Trump ever having to speak under oath before a jury/judge. Their entire line of defense will fall apart the moment he opens his mouth.

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 4 년 전 +13

      It's just the way our dear leader talks, I say "you know" a lot, he contradicts himself in the *same* sentence. Lol

  • @danielmarsala849
    @danielmarsala849 4 년 전 +64

    "People" are he, himself & him

  • @3rationalfans
    @3rationalfans 4 년 전 +3

    A Closer Look is a work of art.
    The writing is tight and the delivery is stellar.

  • @Knightswhosaynee
    @Knightswhosaynee 4 년 전 +69

    He really could not be more deplorable. Anyone who aligns themselves with him deserves exactly what they get.

    • @velder22
      @velder22 4 년 전 +2

      100%

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 4 년 전

      @Will Pack they also love shooting us so stay on your toes this could get ugly depending on where you are located in the country

  • @emilyrainflower25
    @emilyrainflower25 4 년 전 +692

    “Abuse of power is not a crime”? YIKES

    • @elmergoering2443
      @elmergoering2443 4 년 전 +1

      It isnt.

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 4 년 전 +56

      @@elmergoering2443 Okay fine if abuse of power isn't a crime than neither is trump getting a bullet in his head after all he is a traitor

    • @raymondliang1178
      @raymondliang1178 4 년 전 +34

      The law school that gave him his degree should just fold. They aint coming back from this idiotic comment.

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 4 년 전 +38

      @@elmergoering2443 It is a general statement, but then again that is the spirit in which the emolument clauses were included in the Constitution. The president is the servant of the US electorate. He cannot serve himself personally while using the office of POTUS. Trump is willfully ignorant of that aspect.
      Possible abuses of power by the presidency has been spelled out in detail in the Constitution. That's where you'd find the "abuses of power".

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 4 년 전 +34

      elmer go collect your ruble comrade

  • @rollingo8678
    @rollingo8678 4 년 전 +88

    The Persians would’ve laughed themselves to death had the Spartans done that

    • @justhuman24
      @justhuman24 4 년 전 +5

      Guy, you are preaching to a bunch of idiots. 70% of them is there any surprise trump is president?

    • @justhuman24
      @justhuman24 4 년 전 +3

      How many people know of that conflict?

    • @deepakrama
      @deepakrama 4 년 전 +4

      @@justhuman24 - we really should not call them idiots, but they are mis informed. I can't believe that they would side with Turkey that supports ISIS and against the Christian Kurds though. That to me was a surprise.

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 4 년 전 +1

      @deepak r no, I'm pretty sure that they're idiots

    • @mkfrier
      @mkfrier 4 년 전

      @@deepakrama "Christian" Kurds? do you know ANYTHING about the Middle East pal? :))

  • @ceicli
    @ceicli 4 년 전 +3

    Saying everything three times doesn't make it more true!

  • @tesstickles8555
    @tesstickles8555 4 년 전 +339

    This Thanksgiving, Trump is pardoning the wrong Turkey..

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 4 년 전 +7

      I was about to post that same comment. LMAO.

    • @nazreenali4366
      @nazreenali4366 4 년 전 +6

      Oh yeah, that's an interesting observation.. Good one. 🤣🤣

    • @danielstewart7163
      @danielstewart7163 4 년 전 +8

      He's the turkey that's gonna need a pardon.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 4 년 전 +4

      I guess no pardon of a turkey is needed this Thanksgiving.

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 년 전 +3

      watch him try and give himself a medal for pardoning turkey mitch

  • @jeffcook3747
    @jeffcook3747 4 년 전 +52

    Hey Kurds, we think he's a joke too

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 년 전 +4

      More like we're so sorry. Not very funny when it's a war.

  • @lilaclizard4504
    @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전 +3

    2:34 "that's their real names"
    I'm laughing so hard at this!!!!!

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 4 년 전 +24

    "I haven't spoken to Rudy, I spoke to him yesterday"
    So which one is it, Donny?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 년 전 +70

    Matt Gaetz should have imitated the “300” movie exactly - the Spartans were all killed at the end of the movie!

    • @macdelttorres3366
      @macdelttorres3366 4 년 전 +9

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : Matt Gaetz is a joke and a total moron; still don’t know how he won.... oh sorry forgot it’s Florida idiots

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld 4 년 전 +3

      Funny thing, there were also at that battle Thespians. They don't get acclaimed, because they managed to fight off the Persians and not die. As for the Spartans, they were pederasts, who made their male offspring fight and die for food. The story of that Spartan boy who let a fox cub gnaw his innards rather than admit to the pain has for millennia been used to inspire others to the same level of endurance. What it actually proves is that poor boy preferred to die rather than face Spartan punishment! As for his taking that fox cub from its mother, consider this. A fox cub is furry, warm; that boy likely wanted something, anything, in his life that might possibly love him and which he could love. A society that cruel is nothing to emulate nor to praise.

    • @maximustitan8171
      @maximustitan8171 4 년 전

      Are you happy about that?

    • @Carneades2012
      @Carneades2012 4 년 전

      @@verilyheld Of course they survived!--Those women were TOUGH! Oh, wait, I thought you wrote "Lesbians." So now I'm puzzled: were the Thespians just really good at ACTING tough? Is that how they scared off the Persians?

  • @dejesus32
    @dejesus32 4 년 전 +166

    A bunch of spoiled frat boys who didn't get their way.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +3

      Yes, but do they like beer?

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 년 전 +2

      They drew abdominal muscles on their flabby stomachs (with Sharpies), so as to resemble the Spartans.

    • @helenlowe8445
      @helenlowe8445 4 년 전 +2

      Spot ON✔

  • @reenougle
    @reenougle 4 년 전 +33

    "I haven't spoken to Rudy...I spoke with him yesterday briefly." How does anyone think this man should be President? I am actually asking this as a serious question.

  • @mmmhorsesteaks
    @mmmhorsesteaks 4 년 전 +5

    Ok First of all, the lawnmower was broken when I borrowed it; secondly it wasn't broken when I returned it, and third: I never borrowed it in the first place.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 4 년 전 +318

    "Abuse of power is not a crime." HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. HAHAHAHA. It's literally the same "Collusion is not a crime" defense.

    • @andrewmastin4312
      @andrewmastin4312 4 년 전 +30

      Angry Kittens, if Trump killed someone, former acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker would go on Fox and declaim that “murder is not a crime.”

    • @DrGero15
      @DrGero15 4 년 전 +9

      @@andrewmastin4312 Depressingly close to what they are saying right at this moment.
      www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-s-lawyers-argue-he-can-t-be-charged-while-n1070711

    • @deadave100
      @deadave100 4 년 전 +8

      I know...I can get into more trouble for not wearing My Seatbelt for My Safety,,, Yet..................
      Our Fore Fathers Are Rolling In Their Graves.. We The People Failed them..!!

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 년 전 +7

      "Murder is not a crime."

    • @tobywonkenobi6134
      @tobywonkenobi6134 4 년 전 +5

      "truth isn't truth"

  • @cobracyxx8808
    @cobracyxx8808 4 년 전 +128

    Again, "people are saying", "I've heard" from Trump means "I think".
    "Nobody knew" or "Who knew" means "I didn't know".

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 4 년 전 +1

      And "I am the best at" means "I want to do"

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 4 년 전 +1

      it's jim the Paris guy

    • @appalachianqueen8369
      @appalachianqueen8369 4 년 전 +1

      Trump sounds like an old neighborhood gossip whose sole (and Soul) purpose in life is to stir chaos, start rumors, smear others, etc. In reality, the old gossip doesn’t know jacksh*t or sh*t from shineola. Bless his little heart.

    • @ragged_claws_scuttling
      @ragged_claws_scuttling 4 년 전 +1

      Appalachian Queen little heart, little hands, little glans, etc

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 4 년 전 +1

      They're part of his "Best Of"
      Wowwwww.

  • @Ihasfinger911
    @Ihasfinger911 4 년 전 +6

    This'll all go down in history as "Quid Pro Quo-gate".

  • @JoeShopper
    @JoeShopper 4 년 전 +99

    Trump was caught in a lie on camera? Must be a day that ends in "y."

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전 +7

      @Anonymous Larry but Hillary.
      Don't be a hypocrite! Go preach what you just said on the fox news site

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 4 년 전 +7

      @Anonymous Larry How am I spreading hate? The guy lies and gets caught doing it on camera a LOT. lol - Take off your blinders.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전 +3

      @Anonymous Larry yeh you're a hypocrite! There is FAR more evidence of trump knowingly breaking the law & deleting protected documents from servers than there is for Hillary. If you are happy to accuse her without evidence, then you have no right to object to people accusing trump when there is FAR more evidence of wrongdoing - even for the same crime as you just accused Hillary of! Stop calling the kettle black!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 년 전

      @Anonymous Larry hmm you know the answer? It's answerS actually, so which one do you know about & why are you fine with it & why do you not know about the others?

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 4 년 전 +4

      @Anonymous Larry You're telling me a late night talk show shouldn't be my only source of news? :)
      They aren't, Larry.
      I made one comment, as a joke, that has a whole lot of truth behind it. If you don't like these entertainment shows, maybe you should avoid trolling the comments section. Your trolls would work a lot better on a much less informed crowd. It's a fact that this president lies more than any other president in recent times. If you don't see that, well, you're his demographic.

  • @hostagecrisis1
    @hostagecrisis1 4 년 전 +56

    I'm glad that the Kurds understand this is not the decision of the U.S. but the decision of one man.

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 4 년 전 +3

      Josephine Bournes That’s the MOST unfortunate part of this.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 4 년 전

      hostagecrisis1 I’m sure it’s very reassuring that they’re dying but don’t think badly of you

  • @robinsaxophone232
    @robinsaxophone232 4 년 전 +115

    He said “do us a favor though”. The word, though, sounds like there’s a string attached - quid pro quo.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전

      Has anyone tried explaining what that is?

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 년 전 +1

      and there were strings, after all

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 4 년 전 +1

      Martha Luckert Unfortunately, people should be using the term “extortion” instead of quid pro quo. And while in many cases quid pro quo may be used with foreign governments to further US interests, asking for foreign help with a political rival is illegal.

    • @melvaburke2608
      @melvaburke2608 4 년 전

      @Martha Luckert Ms.Luckert: 👏👏👏 I thought I was alone using the word "EXTORTION!" There's the Crime, plain & simple! Merci Beacoup! 😎

  • @rainbowprism6242
    @rainbowprism6242 4 년 전 +50

    "We are going to naruto-run inside"
    "Guys? You are invited"

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 4 년 전 +2

      “Democrats can’t stop all of us!”

    • @bmel7718
      @bmel7718 4 년 전

      @@Cartman4wesome your numbers dwindle everyday as the Old and feeble die. In ten years The Republican party will be replaced by the KKK and be completely irrelevant.
      Kick Rocks right-wing racist bigot!

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 년 전

      Tomorrow they are going to pull an Oceans Eleven heist to get in their own cars and get into their own offices.

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 4 년 전

      b mel Lol calm down dude. Its an obvious reference to the Raid on Area 51 meme.

    • @lynherg3446
      @lynherg3446 4 년 전

      @@Logan_Baron Omg, that's hilarious!

  • @lanswipe
    @lanswipe 4 년 전 +16

    Are we going to skip over "Mitch McConnell read my phone call"

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname 4 년 전 +78

    "I haven't spoken to Rudy- I spoke to him yesterday.." lol

    • @inspectorpouzo
      @inspectorpouzo 4 년 전 +3

      yes but yesterday the term "speaking" was different, it's true folks, MAGA folks also folks Hillary Clinton folks and her emails right folks? Build the wall folks, build it, the wall is doing great, especially in Wisconsin, oh they love the wall so much I'm hearing.

    • @ThoriberoCaroli
      @ThoriberoCaroli 4 년 전 +1

      ​@@inspectorpouzo On point... X)

    • @monksloproductions6456
      @monksloproductions6456 4 년 전 +1

      Exactly.. how easy is it to fool Americans

    • @sjm4306
      @sjm4306 4 년 전 +5

      @@monksloproductions6456 oh he's not fooling all americans, just our dimmest. Too bad the majority of our current administration is filled with ranks of those fools, or worse yet those complicit with lies in order to further their political career. Smh

    • @monksloproductions6456
      @monksloproductions6456 4 년 전

      bootnsoot shutup Fck boy. Wtf told u you were allowed to speak to me?

  • @gentrykoda
    @gentrykoda 4 년 전 +111

    You can always tell when he's reading a teleprompter because his eyes are squinting, and he sounds and moves like a robot.

    • @elliottpilton8577
      @elliottpilton8577 4 년 전 +5

      LOL ... Trying to decide if it is an instruction(s) or the words to say.
      Waiting for the instruction to load

    • @Princessbuttercupish
      @Princessbuttercupish 4 년 전 +10

      He struggles to sound out the words. Reading and thinking isn't something he's very good at.

    • @mrmolo70
      @mrmolo70 4 년 전 +4

      Yeah, he kinda goes up and down in waves. When reading the teleprompter, he's slow, bored, squinting. Then he goes off script and instantly lights up and gets more energetic.

    • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791
      @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791 4 년 전

      It's not just that he squints when reading a teleprompter, gentry koda. The fact is that Dipshit Donny can't read very well at all, so in order to make it seem as if he has no problems, he tries to give off an air of "nonchalance" (or his version of it). If he was a normal human being, one of his aides could say to him: "You look like a total fuckwit when you read from the teleprompter". But that would be more than her/his job's worth. So Dipshit Donny continues, thinking he's fooling everyone when in reality we're all laughing at his feeble efforts.
      MsG

    • @Magnusfication
      @Magnusfication 4 년 전 +1

      Tryin to do those obama pauses 😆

  • @edkerry87
    @edkerry87 4 년 전 +66

    People are saying Trump is unfit to hold public office.

    • @Pntngbrn
      @Pntngbrn 4 년 전 +5

      @Paul Morgan nothing is that funny, kick him out and we can make fun of Pence. He's pretty ridiculous

    • @Pntngbrn
      @Pntngbrn 4 년 전

      @Paul Morgan Yes!

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 4 년 전 +4

      Paul Morgan the comedy turned into a tragedy around the third act.

    • @jfk64kennedy95
      @jfk64kennedy95 4 년 전 +1

      I stated that for 1st time in June 2015

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 4 년 전 +1

      @Paul Morgan ..Ohh he did it barehanded..people are saying he parachuted in with special bone spur boots of coarse and chased him and his children into a cave singlehandedly. 😂☝️

  • @MaryJohanna
    @MaryJohanna 4 년 전 +25

    People are saying: what a dimwit.😣

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 4 년 전 +131

    He’s like an arsonist who sets your house on fire, and then wants credit for throwing you a fire extinguisher...
    That he originally stole from you...

    • @katerh3198
      @katerh3198 4 년 전 +2

      @Hulk Smash As long as you are OK being used like a fool -- we're quite happy to laugh at you.

    • @jared9493
      @jared9493 4 년 전

      isoldegirlasian.link/8QnspdM5Zgf

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 4 년 전

      YES........and that IS a crime.

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 4 년 전 +3

      Hulk Smash I’m so sorry you did this to yourself.
      When your definition of victory is not the Republicans will be on top, it’s that Trump won’t be impeached.
      Nice to know even Republicans won’t back the president up. Just his merry band of followers.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 년 전 +1

      Collin McClean, Yup, that's Cheetolini's MO! He manifests chaos & destruction wherever he goes and then he pretends to undo all the problems he's created as If it wasn't his doing to begin with.

  • @shawncurtis3686
    @shawncurtis3686 4 년 전 +92

    "There was no squid or crow". - Donald Trump

  • @NoctumusTV
    @NoctumusTV 4 년 전 +20

    Listening to these republicans is a reminder that humans are in fact not as sophisticated as species as we tend to think of ourselves.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 년 전

      Noctumus Thanks I agree we humans are quite strange
      krplus.net/bidio/pLZplIF2X3yZhXI

    • @CheatersHaveSmollPP
      @CheatersHaveSmollPP 4 년 전

      Yeah because allowing transgender males to compete in women's sports is just so logically correct. I mean how could you tell someone no. Wait but I thought libs were supposed to be for feminism? Wait so how many things like this bullshit do progressive idiots like you believe in that contradict themselves.

  • @keithscholes6158
    @keithscholes6158 4 년 전 +7

    The whole point about the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae was that they were stopping the Persians getting into Greece. If anything the Republicans were more like the invading Persians.

    • @soorenaildari8142
      @soorenaildari8142 4 년 전 +1

      Nope. We Persians were already in Greece (ancient Greece included Western half of Asia minor back then) .That time the target was Athens itself, which was achieved and Leonidas was killed in the battlefield.

    • @keithscholes6158
      @keithscholes6158 4 년 전 +1

      Soorena Ildari True I was speaking loosely, I am aware that the Persian army was in Northern Greece, and that the Spartans and others were attempting to halt them at Thermopylae in order to stop or at least delay their entry into the South. I also accept that ultimately they failed in stopping the Persian army, but the story of the Spartans at Thermopylae is one of a heroic defence against overwhelming odds. It is with this story that the Republican contingent were attempting to identify, something that struck me as a ludicrous conceit and that is why I pointed out out that they were incorrect.

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 4 년 전 +266

    trump is also lying when he starts with "Some people say..."

    • @craigpidcock7271
      @craigpidcock7271 4 년 전 +26

      Trump is lying as soon as he starts to talk...

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 4 년 전

      good luck in 2020, your tears will keep california hydrated for decades. :)

    • @hazelmccloy1136
      @hazelmccloy1136 4 년 전 +2

      @@anasevi9456 the world (except Putin, KY and Duerte) will be crying.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 년 전 +2

      Trump is pretty much lying when his ugly, pursed little lips get to flapping.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 년 전

      "I dunno butta lotta people are saying that."

  • @ryanruggero9957
    @ryanruggero9957 4 년 전 +191

    "Abuse of power is no crime."
    These people stand for nothing.

    • @kayomholt-montague7661
      @kayomholt-montague7661 4 년 전 +7

      Actually, they do stand for something - themselves and their own, power, fame and money!

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 4 년 전 +3

      Oh my god, I read your comment before I got to that part of the video and assumed you were exaggerating. Jesus, there are no limits anymore...

    • @dustincmills
      @dustincmills 4 년 전 +1

      Stand to take your money

    • @Bxbygwxrl
      @Bxbygwxrl 3 년 전

      @@dustincmills This ! Those bastards are here to steal kill and destroy

  • @leahpears2043
    @leahpears2043 4 년 전

    Seth has me cracking up!! He is brilliant!

  • @feelingcrafty
    @feelingcrafty 4 년 전

    OMG, his impression of McConnell is spot on, LOL!!!

  • @AussieAviator
    @AussieAviator 4 년 전 +200

    Republicans: When we have no more facts to defend our dear leader. Time to storm the hearings.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 년 전 +8

      Despair. in the hollows of their chests, for they have no hearts, the nagging aching that reminds them that they were once human claws at them as they defend the indefensible. Acts of Desperation .

    • @christinemusselman5499
      @christinemusselman5499 4 년 전 +6

      Nothing but a desperate stunt. Fools!

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 년 전 +2

      can someone explain that storming thing to me ? isnt it illegal ?

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 년 전 +2

      or at least obstruction ?

    • @AussieAviator
      @AussieAviator 4 년 전 +8

      @@tamhuy10 Yes it is, and they had electronic devices with them which is very illegal.

  • @cousinchris5851
    @cousinchris5851 4 년 전 +175

    It sucks when the U.S. President uses verbatim con man speech

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 년 전 +3

      Don the Con, proving that there really is a sucker born every minute.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 4 년 전 +5

      if the house and senate do not get this maniac out ASAP, he is going to con us right out of our DEMOCRACY.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 년 전 +1

      @@nonyabizness.original Isn't that where we are now? 😐

  • @s1svegeta
    @s1svegeta 4 년 전 +22

    He lies so much he believes himself

  • @seandknutson
    @seandknutson 4 년 전

    "Abuse of Power should be your wrestling name" 😂🤣

  • @shauncampbell4371
    @shauncampbell4371 4 년 전 +188

    When Trump uses the phrase "as you know" you know he's lying as NOBODY knows.

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 4 년 전 +11

      Or when he says “people say...”. You just know a lie is coming 🤣

    • @mcreyrey
      @mcreyrey 4 년 전 +3

      Shaun Campbell ... Or when his lips are moving.

    • @adamdreke
      @adamdreke 4 년 전 +4

      Also, when he says: "Nobody knew" as in "Nobody knew healthcare was so complicated.", it means everyone knew but him! LOL!

    • @NOBODY-ws3ui
      @NOBODY-ws3ui 4 년 전 +1

      Yes. I know

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 년 전

      @@adamdreke not many people know this, Abe Lincoln was a Republican.

  • @angelramos7543
    @angelramos7543 4 년 전 +39

    It's like an episode of Seinfeld now. "You can't have the Quid Pro Quo without the Quo".

    • @erichoberg3502
      @erichoberg3502 4 년 전

      And I thought it was "You can't have the Quid Pro Quo without the Quid".

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 4 년 전 +3

      Jerry: "He had the Quid, and he was a Pro, but there wasn't any Quo!"
      Ellaine: "What?? No Quo for his Quid Pro?"
      Jerry: "He was Quid Pro no Quo bro!"

    • @charitymadden1363
      @charitymadden1363 4 년 전

      @@christopherlundgren1700 👌😆😂

    • @christopherkwiatkowski3866
      @christopherkwiatkowski3866 4 년 전 +2

      George: I'll tell you what, I like the phrase quid pro quo.
      Jerry: You're a pro quo fan?
      George: Biig pro quo fan.
      Jerry: Tell me about the quo.
      George: Tell you about the quo?
      Jerry: I'd like to hear about the quo.
      George: Let's say I'm with a woman.
      Jerry: Is this you that you speak of or is this someone who can actually talk and interact normally with females hospitality?
      George: It's me.... and she asks me, "hey can you do me a favor?" I say sure,...... but! it's gotta be a quid pro..... quo. Suddenly I sound a little smarter and (snorts) I'm golden.
      Jerry: Now if only your parents could can show her how golden you really are .

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 4 년 전

      Well, these certainly aren’t pros....

  • @redisthecoolestcolour

    Mitch: "I don't recall"
    👿 What are you, that sneaky possum Jeff Sessions?

  • @jeanettesteed3326
    @jeanettesteed3326 4 년 전

    I’m an English woman who liven California for many years and am now back living in England
    Just want to say what a funny, TRUTHFUL show this is
    I love the show and Seth is great!

  • @rowkingsbury945
    @rowkingsbury945 4 년 전 +89

    "I dont know him I havent spoken to him I spoke to him yesterday he's my personal lawyer"

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 년 전 +1

      LOL

    • @mrright9512
      @mrright9512 4 년 전

      Why the spin? He was obviously caught off guard, and was wondering why do you ask? Has something gone wrong? Has he resigned as my lawyer, He's still my lawyer as far as I know. ( I don't Like Donny bone spurs, but this is ridiculous.

    • @mrright9512
      @mrright9512 4 년 전

      @Mats K The spin, in on the false inference that Donny Bone spurs is dumping Giulianie

    • @mrright9512
      @mrright9512 4 년 전

      @Mats K thats, not insanity at least not in this instance, hey things move fast, D.C. he hasn't talked to Giuliani today ( why what's up, why are you asking? ) I spoke with him yesterday, everything was cool. ) Nothing insane about that. What is insane is how people like hmmm??? YOU! are spinning every word that comes out of the mouth of this fool to be interpreted as insanity or stupidity.
      The " Fool" Is Not Mentally defective, He is Not Stupid. He is unfit to be president because he is Ignorant and inexperienced.
      I personally would like to see the man Impeached and removed from office for
      " Incompetency"
      Please be so kind as to either make that happen or have his resignation before thanksgiving. Thanks :)

  • @TheLumberjack1987
    @TheLumberjack1987 4 년 전 +373

    he reads like someone who is trying to read something in a language they don't know

    • @kfuller7777
      @kfuller7777 4 년 전 +18

      Hahaha! I teach ESL and that is exactly how they read.

    • @raquelcrud9015
      @raquelcrud9015 4 년 전 +23

      Its like he doesn't understand English. Which is weird bc his supporters are all about people speaking English and only English.

    • @marionfarrell1716
      @marionfarrell1716 4 년 전 +8

      While refusing to wear his reading glasses because he has the best eyes.

    • @gregmiller9710
      @gregmiller9710 4 년 전 +6

      @@anitamartini8161 ..he CAN"T read...

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 4 년 전 +6

      Because he's an extraterrestrial social experiment

  • @beesplaining1882
    @beesplaining1882 4 년 전 +1

    "Abuse of power is not a crime", best quote of the week for me!

  • @djjammindave
    @djjammindave 4 년 전

    NAILED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PLAIN TRUTH WITH A TWIST OF SARCASM ALONG THE WAY... CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT !!!

  • @CESayers1
    @CESayers1 4 년 전 +84

    You know, I’d like to ask you a favor, Donald. Stop defiling the office of the Presidency and leave.

    • @brandonbenjamin9452
      @brandonbenjamin9452 4 년 전 +2

      CESayers1 Canada agrees

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 년 전

      ...no , i would say confess and clear the air... or have a stroke and drop dead right as you finish saying "if i am lying then may god strike me down"

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 4 년 전 +206

    Trump: "You know people said wowww."
    Not even he could muster up that lie and it sounded true.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 4 년 전 +9

      So low energy.

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 4 년 전 +5

      It takes all of Trump's brain power to read so the rest just shuts down while he does.

    • @mizutsunethewaterdancer2155
      @mizutsunethewaterdancer2155 4 년 전 +3

      AMERICA, when is this cartoon going to END, OVER AND OVER, THE SAME LIES, WHEN WILL END!!! WHAT A BOZO!!! WAS THAT A PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL NAME TO GIVE trump!!! NOW EVERYBODY SAY WOW!!!!

    • @Lumby1
      @Lumby1 4 년 전 +3

      Annie, I doubt that he would recognize sarcasm, which is the only way I can conceive of anyone saying 'wowww' about something this cretin did or said. He does look rather forlorn lately, maybe he's finally starting to catch on that most sane, intelligent people despise him.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 년 전 +4

      Trump's narcissism on full display. And his supporters will eat this sh*t up. Sickening.

  • @tefweebz
    @tefweebz 4 년 전 +3

    “We’re gonna go... and see if we can get inside, soooooo uh, let’s uhhhh see if we can get in.”
    He sounds like the random white guy voice they use on Family Guy. 😂

  • @suzannebruner2922
    @suzannebruner2922 4 년 전

    YOU keep me laughing outloud!! Hard to do!!

  • @Kingatje
    @Kingatje 4 년 전 +47

    Oh hey, McConnell brought back a classic - "I don't recall."

  • @tori2dles
    @tori2dles 4 년 전 +33

    1:45 - Richard Engel is one of the best reporters out there. Just love his integrity and willingness to go to the hard places that even soldiers don’t want to go.

    • @stickfijibugs
      @stickfijibugs 4 년 전 +2

      From your ALLY. Oh yes agreed tori2dles. And I have never seen Richard so distressed as he has been since your president decided to commit genocide on our common allies the Kurds, for the sake of his building logos in Turkey and future logos in Russia. I am sure Richard is witnessing atrocities there he'd rather not show.

  • @arj-peace
    @arj-peace 4 년 전

    LOL Seth's Mitch McConnell impression! XD

  • @1969GrassHoppa
    @1969GrassHoppa 4 년 전

    "wowww...this the greatest outcome ever."
    Classic! 💎🤣🤔🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @loliwemoyo5680
    @loliwemoyo5680 4 년 전 +192

    Having a treaty with Trumps America is like having a promise ring.

    • @np9145
      @np9145 4 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/os6immmCf4OcpXY

    • @jimbob3030
      @jimbob3030 4 년 전 +2

      Replace the word trump with rnc controlled america. They have always been this way, trump only makes it obvious. Remember architects and engineers for 9/11 truth and family members said one thing, serial lying treasonous fascists who never believed in democracy like rudy juliani said they, the professionals and family, were crazy conspiracy theorists.

    • @magsmonroe6169
      @magsmonroe6169 4 년 전 +1

      Bahahahhahahah! Promise ring... tee mutha flip’n hee

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 4 년 전

      One of those rings some people wear woving to not have vaginal sex so they end up getted fucked up the arse instead? Yeah, seems applicable.

    • @loliwemoyo5680
      @loliwemoyo5680 4 년 전

      @Knock Out sadly so. The Kurds put in way to much trust. One can only hope for them to not be exterminated. Saddam sucked but he would have never let this kind of chaos happen.

  • @michaelwinter742
    @michaelwinter742 4 년 전 +721

    I wonder if McConnell’s grandkids know he is a horrible person.

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 4 년 전 +52

      Wait, that would imply that he has children.... ewwww...

    • @silg7262
      @silg7262 4 년 전 +70

      @chaz kyle I was with you until you started on millennials. I'm on the cusp of millennials and gen z we are voting in record numbers and many of us are highly involved in politics. It's the old people screwing us up.

    • @junking7803
      @junking7803 4 년 전 +4

      @@IliyaMoroumetz 🤣🤣

    • @chicodalianis8004
      @chicodalianis8004 4 년 전 +35

      Did any of them make it from the nest to the ocean 🐢?

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 년 전 +3

      Person? Sure, sociopaths count as humans...

  • @Aisenheim
    @Aisenheim 4 년 전 +2

    "Do us a favor... though" dont forget the "though" '

  • @VideoHostSite
    @VideoHostSite 4 년 전 +1

    Seth has gradually become this generation's Jon Stewart. Thank god, because we desperately needed one.

  • @RobertHasty
    @RobertHasty 4 년 전 +35

    WOW, dude doesn't even know where Colorado is.

  • @oranjmusemeyer968
    @oranjmusemeyer968 4 년 전 +606

    I can't even stand to listen to his breathing on the mic when he has to read from the teleprompter! Everything he does is irritating!

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 4 년 전 +44

      He's 295 pounds of human waste in a 239 pound blue suit.
      I hate him.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 4 년 전 +11

      Oranjmuse Meyer isn’t he disgusting?

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 4 년 전 +35

      Civil Villain I hate him like I have never loathed anyone before in my life.

    • @christopherbland5774
      @christopherbland5774 4 년 전 +24

      And watching his mouth makes me want to vomit with the crap that comes out of it.

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 년 전 +29

      Those Adderall sniffles really aren't too appealing. It's like his brain can't get enough oxygen. Oh well. The oxygen would only be wasted on him anyway.

  • @poeticpoems1234
    @poeticpoems1234 4 년 전

    By a show of ANY hands...How many people are just tired of hearing the BS?👐

  • @thedrytortuga7421
    @thedrytortuga7421 4 년 전

    Best closing ever! "...a few American's will take a rip off a bong and say, 'wow, what a great outcome'."

  • @shadowfox87
    @shadowfox87 4 년 전 +6

    I don't know why people keep excluding the word, "though". It's "I would like you to do us a favor though." That is why there is an implied strings attached.

  • @m3diterra
    @m3diterra 4 년 전 +36

    “That wasn’t ‘300’...that was like 3” 🔥

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 4 년 전

    Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers.😊

  • @brianferreira4554
    @brianferreira4554 4 년 전

    Best closer ever !!!

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 4 년 전 +229

    Ah, my daily anti-depressant...

    • @mareekeay8670
      @mareekeay8670 4 년 전 +6

      Have you seen any of Randy Rainbow! Seriously worth a look, we all need to try and find the humour where ever we can.. ⚖️💙

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 4 년 전 +5

      prosac for the soul ... : )

    • @benben-ez8kh
      @benben-ez8kh 4 년 전

      PIX Promos & More truth!

    • @flipczech
      @flipczech 4 년 전 +1

      It looks like he is getting tired of his own crap. Just look at him, he's gone bye-bye yet still in office. WTF.

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 4 년 전 +1

      @@mareekeay8670
      Except RR hasn't​ been as prolific as he was even 6 months ago.
      Course, crap has been coming out so fast this month how could he write and create his videos in time to keep up?

  • @oregonsbragia
    @oregonsbragia 4 년 전 +76

    "There was a quid, There was a Quo, but we are definitely not Pros."

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 년 전 +6

      A quid is a pound sterling in the UK.

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 년 전 +1

      Trump's Henchmen: "We're noobs, not pros."
      Me: "It's a 'quid-noob-quo'."

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 4 년 전 +1

    Seth is the one thing I look forward to everyday. It's the one time I know without a doubt that I'm going to laugh my ass off for real 😂😂😂🤣 He keeps getting better too. By the time Trump leaves he's gonna need a another promotion!!🏆

  • @yaceya
    @yaceya 4 년 전

    I actually believe the intonation of that "wow, what a great outcome. congratulations" - it's exactly how I would comment about someone's enormous blunder.