Desperate Trump Abandoned by Rich Friends, Begs for Money to Pay Fines: A Closer Look
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 27.
- Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump begging people for money to pay his legal fees while a trial date is set for his hush money case.
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Desperate Trump Abandoned by Rich Friends, Begs for Money to Pay Fines: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Norwegian here. Today billions of us World citizens have been disgusted and disappointed (yet again) by the so-called law system of the US.
I happened to see a Canadian who expressed just that, if in slightly different words, but who started out saying that "it is probably none of my business".
That was the only detail in their comment that I disagreed with.
I tried to reply, but youtube did one of its customary "disappearing acts" with my comment.
I'll try again here:
This *_IS_* our phøkking business, too.
And no one apart from willfully ignorant and/or just plain _vile_ trump-adorers will tell us otherwise.
Most US citizens have realized, by now, that what happens (or not) in their country, the most influential country in the world, creates repercussions all across our little planet.
If anything, the mega-MESS of a trump has achieved to highlight this fact as never before.
And they understand that trump, and preferably all of his co-conspirators & enablers, *_NEED_* to face & taste justice & accountability, and they *_NEED_* to be made an example of, before the eyes of the World.
Not only because this is what his most direct victims, the people of USA, so rightfully deserve.
Also because it will serve as a much needed reminder to corrupt law-despising wannabe dictator oriented individuals everywhere that they are *NOT* (or _should_ not be, at the very least) above the law *NOR* welcomed (by rational folks) as potential presidential candidates!!!
What there is of freedom and democracy everywhere is at risk here.
USA, in particular what there is of checks and balances, law and (so-called?!) justice, has the *_obligation,_* to trump's victims and to the entire World, to have justice deal *JUSTLY* with trump .
We have the best justice system money can buy! Time to remove all the symbols of balanced ⚖️justice from all court rooms in the country!
Can't wait for Seth to read this on Friday
Well stated. If only most Americans were half as educated and rational as the citizens of Norway and your neighboring countries.
American here. We are absolutely disgusted too.
@@marvinmartin4692but as a Libra, I’m stuck with those scales ⚖️. 🙃
When I was homeless, I never asked anyone for even a dime. HOW does a BILLIONAIRE need to ask the struggling, working poor for a few bucks? WHAT NERVE!!!
Because his poor ignorant supporters give him money when he asks for it...Trump worked out you'll never get rich begging in the street from one person at time, you'll never get rich, so he begs from everyone that looks at media. Lets say 1 in 10 people give him a dollar. If the audience is 10 million, he's made a million bucks. 😑
I can relate. 💯
I also never begged when I was homeless, although I did do some busking. I would pawn my guitar for $5 so I didn't have to carry it around or risk getting it stolen at the shelter. I also showered and wore clean clothes. Trump wouldn't last a day on the streets.
I was luckier than most people because I had friends that would let me couch surf for a night or two. I had a tent, a sleeping bag and a backpack but I rarely slept outdoors. I worked temp jobs and busked mainly for the fun of it. I like to drink, and the shelter here breathalyzes people and they won't let you stay if you blow positive, I got busted once. If I wanted to drink, I would ask a friend to put me up and I would buy the booze to pay them back and do dishes or whatever. I was luckier than most people, but it was a serious struggle to get back to having an apartment again and I'm grateful to all the people that helped me on my journey.
Oh yeah, I had a bicycle too, but that got ripped off.
I owed $50 in traffic ticket & they THREW ME IN JAIL...WTF, 2-TIER JUSTICE SYSTEM!
Throw that traitor in jail!
💯
Proof that there is a 2 Tier Justice system. The rich get treated better than the poor.
along with Pierre Poilievre who needs to go for his support to terrorist domestic and international
@@xxdesertstormnever really cared for the guy, especially since he started parroting conspiracy theories and such
It's not two-tiered. You get as much justice as you can afford. Justice is a luxury in the US. It is an improvement over the feudal systems it rose out of, because anyone with money can buy a certain amount of justice.
Eric’s incredulity over no one willing to post a half billion dollar bond for his dad is hilarious 😂
Jared has 2 billion. I don't think he'll be ponying up the money.
@@dmiller5765 Sucks to be you daddy. - Jared
@@dmiller5765 I doubt even 1% of it is liquid.
@@dmiller5765Assuming Jared hasn't already blown most of that. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
Yeah and bond just vastly reduced because, yes, there actually remains some remanant of reasonable justice left - hey I am as surprised as anybody, maybe it's the start of a trend.
Fun fact - Forbes disclosed on Friday that Trump does not own 40 Wall Street - he leases it for $2.4 million a year from a German family. Does he actually own any of his properties?
No. Why would he? The man is an obvious cheat, so of course he is going to take every advantage available to him. He's likely never had the financial ability to buy any of the things he "owns" without his fraudulent loans.
There was a thing on TV here saying he owns a floor in one 'Trump' building, the shopping area in another and so on. Doesn't seem like he actually owns a lot in New York. So overinflated golf courses and mar a largo?
This is true. Trump owns the building but NOT the land that it sits on, which is owned by a German shipping family. Trump leases the land for that reported annual amount. What properties he does own are already highly mortgaged, basically because he sucks as the best businessman in history, - according to only him.
I have been wondering about that this week. Does he really own all that real estate? Or does he only own a small percentage to be able to put his name on the building?
Will Laetitia James ever get the 0.5 billion?
I am starting to belief more and more that it is all a lie. Fake, just as his alternative facts.
He’s leveraged to the hilt, living on loans for the last 20 years, paying off one loan with a bigger one. His pyramid scheme was always going to fail.
How does he get a longer period of time, to pay WAY less money??? Justice has been trampled, and burned at the stake on this one.
We don't have a Justice system I was corrected once by a judge.
We have a Legal system.
😮
Corruption
Actually that orange buffoon is still on the hook for $464+M, the appeals court gave him 10 extra days to pay a part of the bond, so if he loses, which he will, he WILL have to pay that amount AND all of the accuring interest.
What would have happened if the accused was Antwoine or Tamika from inner city Baltimore , Chicago or Philadelphia ?
8th amendment idiots. Google it real quick😂
Oh I love it when Seth triples down on a bit that's dying 😂
@@user-to6lv6fm8r Says the bot on KRplus, chock full of ads.
@@TheFiddleFaddle I'm an Unaffiliated voter in support of a less distracted democratic republic of the People, by the People, for the People.
As Blaise Pascal stated 400+ years ago, "All men's misery is derived from an inability to sit quiet in a room alone."
We have more to be concerned about regarding Corporate Shill-in-Chief Joe Biden and the
Undemocratic DNC that annointed him
while attention is deflected toward
guilty scapegoat Donald J. Trump.
Media from all sides saiivate - adoring and attacking Trump Attentively while those who avoid WMDs (Weapons of Mass Distraction) have better opportunity to be more keenly aware of Who They Are - to know
How to Think rather than just be told What to Think.
This keeps (corporate/government) tyranny at bay, not only at the ballot box, but also with our pocketbooks ("Lett-uce alone") - an unspoken language that government influenced heavily by corporate donors understands.
I absolutely did not stop laughing at the bit.... that one had me ROLLING, Meemaw!
Every single person languishing in jail because they cannot pay their bond should sue.
They are both called bonds, but this is a different type of bond. The people in jail are facing criminal trial and putting up a bond as a surety they will appear at trial. This is a civil trial and the bond is intended to pause seizure of assets while the appeal is ongoing. There are a lot of problems with the criminal bond system, but this example really isn't applicable to those situations.
@@nbriggs133thank you for knowing stuff and not just spouting off like so many others 👍🏻✌🏻
Lady Lindsey should give all he owns to Deadbeat Don and be his lawyer for free ... wonder why he not doing that ?
Fr 👏
It's a surety bond.
Ridiculous justice system. Anyone else would have been in jail long ago.
It is not a justice system. Nary a whiff of justice to be found.
There is, however, a legal system.
Any black or brown person
I sent thoughts and prayers. 😂😂
We have to remain patient. I understand how hard it is! 😣 I’ve been really discouraged too, at times!! I truly believe that justice will prevail. I’m 64 years old now & fighting for freedom & democracy from Oregon. I’ve been fighting since I was old enough to vote. I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. I have to fight to protect all who are younger than me. I want all of us to have a world like I’ve been lucky enough to grow up in but, even better! 💪🏼 Thanks everyone for fighting!
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72 and tyvm, beautifully said!
@@dena6254
The run-on Graham joke was one of Seth's best performances. A tip of the hat to you, sir. 🎩
Someone I just met in a small town in Canada today said
"What did he really do wrong " when talking about Trump. Even here we have to deal with those who are for a dude who's literally the biggest con artist of our time.
We're so close that it just leeches upward
I'm sick and tired of Trump getting preferential treatment by the courts.
A 10 day delay will NOT STOP James from doing her job either way. Either way, he's losing a whole lot and he's still under investigation.
Appeals court~ hold my briefs.
I’m sick of no accountability
1- He's rich (or at least claims to be).
2- America gives special treatment to the rich.
3- Land of the Free as long as you can pay for it.
Me too - and additionally I’m sick and tired of each and every person who still supports him.
My absolute favorite thing is when Seth mocks Lindsay Graham. It is just delightful.😂
I can also really appreciate Rudy, his picture and his aberrations.
He went so off and he dragged that unwilling audience along until they came out the other side applauding.
Was it a good applause? No. But damnit if he gave up!
Truly, a beautiful thing. I so detest Lindsay Graham! As a bachelor (who never dated anyone, of any gender, ever), his ONLY friend was John McCain, and his family, for decades. He screwed them over for djt. May he rot in hell.
We need a cartoon stand alone show with Lindsey and MeeMaw.
"Or don't."
The only advertisement I will accept from now on. 😂❤️
It’s kind of perfect. Thank you corrections
Billionaires don’t ask people for $1….😂😂
My favorite running gag is Seth’s impersonation of Lindsay Graham. I was in heaven that he dragged it out! I wish he could have a Memaw bit on every show!
Maybe when Corrections ends, we can get a Late Night spin-off feat. moments with Lindsey
Dying Over here! It was the best!
I was just about to comment that I love him chaotically shouting "meemaw".
Loved him dragging out the bit! I can't decide if I like the long drawn out Tucker Carlson rants more or Lindsay Graham's "Memaw!" more (but since Tucker isn't really around anymore, I don't have to choose!).
Totally reminds me of Jack McBrayers character (Kenneth) on 30rock
Thanks to Seth, I am totally unable to *not* picture Lindsey Graham yelling at his Meemaw. And this delights me to no end. ( *chef kiss* )
And thanks to the folks who have gotten here first, I'm the 69th Like of your comment. ( *another chefs kiss* )
(It doesn't matter how old I am; I will always snicker at this like a 7th grader.)
Lindsey Beauregard Graham.
Your use of double negatives is really distressing
. AHAHAHA!!
Animated cartoon please
The last five seconds were the absolute best.
Minimalistic advertising is _exactly_ what we all need.
1500th Show!!
Congrats to Seth and the crew!👏🎉
May we see another 1500 🙏
It's absolutely beyond me how anyone could support Trump.
My therapist says it is cognitive disosonce
People have been brainwashed to believe that supporting Tump will TRIGGER a group of people and triggering people makes you stronger.🤷🏽♀️
Hear ya
Because the other has proven to be worse
@@HankSemoreButz such a load of BS. NOTHING IS WORSE THAN THIS SH!T SHOW
😂😂 "You have a better chance at getting your money back from a shredder!"
ROFLOL!!!
Can we get the shredder on the ballot?!?
@@comicsrcool5483 As long as the Turtles don't object...
Triple Lindsey Graham impression??? Oh! Hell! Yes!!!!
OMG Trump and Graham are both just huge jokes! It's too funny! Two crooks that just punch lines now. OK, they were ALWAYS punchlines, but the PUNCHLINES are in all caps now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whole Lindsay and memaw bit cracks me up every time
I want a Tyler Perry Madea style movie of Lindsey's life, Seth dressed up as Memaw is gonna be the blockbuster hit of the summer.
@@tamlin3378 Miss Lindsey learned his craft working in his old man’s bar men’s room.
I love when Mee Maw shows up!
Seth Meyers is even funnier when the jokes don’t land. I love this show.
Humbly, lolx
Just ask MeeMaw! Love when he refuses to let it die. Like Giuliani-eyes.
I got tired of the MeeMaw tripe.. he went on too long... went in and made some pancakes .. it finally ended. I think that's the first time I walked out on Closer Look. He should have replaced some of it with Trump doing "tears in his eyes".
Indeed. That look says, 'I'm going to have a word with the joke writers'.
The Lindsay impressions have become my favorite, hands down. The excitement I feel when he gets brought up, knowing Seth will imitate a good mee-maw sketch is unreal. 😂
Butt and gut looked a little stressed entering that court room…I love it!❤❤❤❤
It really was his 1500th show. Congratulations Seth!
Can we instead chip in money to buy a real judge to hold him accountable?.... I'd donate to that. BIGLY!!!
Me too!
John Oliver would probably get behind that
Pretty sure it was an appellate judge who let trump off.
Why stop there? I'm sure for the right price we might be able to bribe the big orange POS to drop out of the election and leave the country for good.
I've never vote for elections but I will vote for this one demacrat
Welcome back, Seth!! We have missed our late night therapy sessions. 😊
TY for helping us laugh a bit in the midst of these frustrating and disturbing news headlines.
Nothing better than Seth cracking himself up.
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
Exactly!
No. That is Joe Biden and every other politician who came in broke and is leaving office RICH 🤑
👏 Hugely Underrated comment
That's why the Magats love him.
Trump 2024 🇺🇸
That bit Seth did where he was making fun of Lyndsy Graham went on for over a minute and it never stopped being funny lmao
Seth's Lindsey Graham cracks me up everytime the bonus is how much fun Seth has. "Mee Maw"
Seth I was laughing the entire time during the Lindsay Graham bit. 😂😂😂😂😂
Beginning to think this guy is not the financial genius he claims to be
Sarcasm. Nice
If only you could get thru to the MAGAts.
He never was -- It's all a myth. He's not a business genius or a financial genius -- he's simply a licensing genius & a marketing genius
He's excellent at grifting, though. If 81 million people kick in about $25 each, that's well over $2 billion right there.
@@Tarantulisimo He's a moron with charisma. He's a trust fund baby who got his start with daddy giving him a "small" loan of just 1 million dollars(and a huge amount of assets through various means to avoid tax). Then he got more by pretending to be even richer then he was and using that to get loans. The only thing Trump can market is himself.
“Don Poorleon” has to be my favorite trump burn so far.
Thanku salty voter,you rascal---- whomever you are.
Heyyyyy,my txt blanked. I just asked if salt 🧂 voter thought of that burn. What'd I say?
I like it, but Jimmy Kimbell's "Isn't it past your jail time" is a little better
Missed that - thanks for that lol .. but Poorleone* ?
@@jasonbrownjourno lol Godfather reference, Don Corleone
Burnt out hypnotist would be amazing SNL sketch
We have no justice for wealthy men in this country.
Please Seth, never stop doing Lindsay yelling at Memaw. It makes me laugh every time.
I want a spin off animated show
@@acmelka I would watch it every day and twice on Sunday. 🤣
I want his rich “friends” to say they are sending him thoughts and prayers.
And bibles to sell?
I love the Mee-maw bits lol Seth and Team congrats on 1500 amazing shows!
Seth doubling down on the first Lindsey Graham bit, knowing that it would make the second and third Lindsey Graham bits hit harder, is why he's the funniest guy on late night.
Looks like the RNC is going to have a $175 million dollar hole in their budget
If they cannibalise themselves and spend every dollar on Trump then even if he does become President again he'll face a hostile Congress led by a smiling Hakeem Jeffries.
@@Amadawn89 During the 2024 election cycle, the six committees associated with the Democratic and Republican Parties reported raising a combined $713 million.. *but* the DNC has a reported ~$56 million cash on hand with a Biden campaign total of ~$155 million cash on hand across all committees. In contrast the RNC has ~$11 million cash on hand and ~$42 million cash on hand total for Trumps campaign
@@Amadawn89 Nope.
First off, it's going to depend on how many shares are actually purchased to determine a value. Secondly, the SHAREHOLDERS will own that money, not Trump or the RNC. Thirdly, Trump would have to sell his shares to realize any profit, and he can't do that for at least 90-180 days after the initial offering per SEC regulations, which means nobody will be realizing any profit until at least July, and possibly not until October.
In the short term, the Truth Social SPAC merger won't help him in the slightest, and pretty sure it's not going to generate anywhere near what the pundits are forecasting.
instagram.com/reel/C478f2dNWx7/?igsh=djdtb2RiYm9lcnV6
Truth Social is all about Trump. If he sells and has no financial incentive I reckon he'd move to the biggest platform, probably X if Musk hasn't destroyed it by then. Knowing this, surely the share price will plummet if there's even a hint Trump is about to sell up.
I will NEVER tire of Seth's Lyndsey impression. ❤
Seth just has so much fun doing that impression. Just look at him after each one, grinning like a proud kid. Good on ya!
I am thoroughly addicted to Seth and this ACL is an example of why! Hilarious!
Seth’s ability to laugh at himself is one of the reasons I love watching him 😊❤️
Welcome back Seth! We have missed you these past weeks.
Lindsey Graham screaming at MeeMaw 😂 😂 damn funny stuff Seth 😂😂
Just loves it when he says, "Mimmaw."
I love that new humor in the main show that developed around corrections. There’s nothing like it on tv. The whole meemaw bit was just great! Thanks.
We *adore* the Lindsey Graham MeeMaw bit!
I never stop laughing at Lindsey and his Meemaw.
In the world of rich people, having even a whiff of being desperate for money is the quickest way to lose "friends".
I needed the laughs, as so many do these days. Thank you, Seth.
omg dying at Seth getting stuck in the Lindsay character.
Trump is in court more than Judge Judy.
🤣🤣🤣 'aint that the truth!
Seth's tangents are my favorite 😂
Seth's Linsey Graham has me keeled over in silent laughter. Maybe that's why he thought the bit wasn't working!
The Lindsey-Memaw conversation is always a winner.
Seth always looks so proud of himself when he does a Lindsay Graham bit. The look on his face makes me laugh as much as the bit does.
I love how he's transformed the already ridiculously melodramatic Lindsey into a character right out a Tennessee Williams play, along with his gothic harridan 'MeeMaw'.
@@raghailligh1080The perfect comment!
Seth has truly mastered the art of recovering bad jokes with self deprication.
They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master anything.
Seth's Lindsay Graham impression always gets me. I have even tried searching for a compilation a few times. That and his Bernie are always so perfect.
Edit: I initially left this comment what i thought was the end of the furst part, it wasn't. I feel so blessed with all the laughter. Also, Congrats on the milestone!
There's something funny about a trial about money for a morally (and financially) bankrupt man starting on Tax Day. Especially when Trump famously avoided releasing his tax returns.
Since DJT isn't big on paying his taxes, it's the only day we can be sure he will be available.
Do you people not watch the news? Trumps net worth will be up $4.6 billion with a B by the end of tomorrow. Google Truth Social merger.
Ah, thank you! I thought I was the only one that thought of that!
A commenter on another video pointed out that April 15 is the day the Titanic sank. (1912) Maybe that's an omen!
Yes!
Trump: Remember 6 years ago when you got an extra $10 on your tax returns? Yea I'm gonna need that back.
Hmm - billionaires don’t ask for $5… just sayin
“And I’m going to need those classified documents back too, my bathroom with the $5 shower curtain needs some new wallpaper.” - Trump
Hilarious, Love,Love, Love the MeMaw bit. You the MAN
It's always a good segment when Mee-maw Graham shows up.
I beg you Seth, please don't stop doing the MeeMaw convo. It's too good and the sly grin -- poifect!
You like the umbrella & the stroll next to the helicopter, I love Lindsey's tears & urging us to pray for his Daddy Dom. It never gets old.
The only way I can stomach Lindsey Graham is by picturing him yelling at his Meemaw. 😂😂
he is obviously a gay man....is he open about it??
I can never do what u can do.... I cringe at the thought of my fist having to touch his sickening face. will have forever nightmares if I did.
The question must be asked: What does Drumph have on Graham?
I just love the fact that Lindsey’s childhood nickname was Stinkball.
@@mariloustarr5972 is he openly gay??
Seth writers stepping up, granted the material to work with is gold.
If Trump doesn’t donate to his own campaign, why should anyone else donate?
Why does he even need a campaign when he has nothing to offer America but whining and debt
"burnt out hypnotist" I laughed so hard thats exactly what he sounds like.
April 15th cannot come soon enough for the American people.
Well ... except for all the people . .like tRump ...who are putting off filing their taxes.
🤣
Isn’t it ironic?
I love the Linsey Gram impression 😂😂😂😂😂
I love Seth's Lindsay Graham impersonation and imaginary arguments with his Meemah
Hell Yeah, Seth is back!!
We missed You Seth!!
Don't leave Us again!!
WE LOVE YOU!! 😍💜💜
We need comedy more than ever ... especially today, after what the appeals court idiots did!
He needs to work 366 days a year 😱 No vacations 🎉
Calm the fxck down. It's been a week since they last posted a clip.
Ps.... Seth has better things to do that read comments on KRplus.
Love you Seth! ❤
@@notme2day, You're absolutely correct!! I couldn't agree more.
Btw, put IDIOTS in BIG capital letters!! 🗣 💯
When Kevin O'Leary laughs at Trump, that's something
Kevin O’Leary, not long ago said all the people in tDump’s line of business do the same as tDump! So maybe he had someone question him what he meant! Could he be next to be investigated?🤔
Kevin O'Leary is Canada's biggest embarrassment. His third wife killed someone and he bought his way out of it.
Love it how some folks won’t understand how funny the podcast tag is 😂
Watching Seth thoroughly enjoying himself is precious 😅
The Memaw bit never fails to crack me up!
You can really see Seth’s comedian chops at work tonight “oh you aren’t laughing at my MeeMawMaterial, how about more MeeMaw!?”
MeeMaw maternal cracks me up 😂
That mee-maw bit somehow did get better and better xD
Seth, I love “mee MAW !”jokes !
Lindsey and MeeMaw bring me so much joy. SO MUCH.
So glad that you are back and keeping me less depressed about our government. Please talk to your Mee Maw as much as you’d like.
Seth, love the closer look segments. Rich persons backed away from NDJT(notorious Donald J Trump), after spending a weekend at MariLago, they became "The Stepford Donors" keep it up, proud of you! TRNorth
Seth's 'Lindsey Graham' impression is one of his best/my favorites 😂 "Meemaw" 😂😂
Re: Trump "nurturing" his properties, in another message, he called them his "children." I am assuming that Mar-a-Lago is Ivanka, Trump Tower is Don Jr., and Eric is some laundromat somewhere.
His babies...I heard. Oh my.
I was thinking Eric was a seedy motel where they have hourly rates.
😅😅😅
Seeing as Ivanka is really a liberal, she might be more like his office building in LA
Where's Tiffany and Barron?
I love Seth. After a stressful day, he's the perfect nightcap.
I think it's past time you introduce Meemaw to the Sea Captain. Seems like they would be a handsome couple.
Seth's Lindsay Graham and Meemaw bits are my favorite!
The way Seth treats her, meemaw is definitely a jackal!!
Lindsay Graham on Fox feels more like a 700 Club pitch from the 80's and 90's than an ASPCA commercial.
Given evangelicals support Trump, it's not much of a surprise the money-raising tactics are the same.
Dozed off in front of the TV late one evening and woke up to Sara McLachlan singing Angel, which I thought was beautiful almost beyond words. Beside her was this old hound dog who looked like he'd been down on his luck for quite a while. Well, that old dog and I made eye contact, and somehow our souls connected.
Result was that I became a donor to the ASPCA, which I still am. I also resolved that any dog that drifted by my house would not leave with an empty stomach. I can only hope that the old dog had a good life following his TV appearance. Please, let it be so!
The disaffected hypnotist made me lol
LOL "very humbly" and he didn't explode from the irony of saying that
Why do they need to beg for money when thoughts and prayers fix problems just as well?
Happy 1500th episode, Seth! 🎉
…but showing the album at the end with…”Or don’t!” Cracks me up every time!
Somebody has to say this, but Seth nailed that segment.