Desperate Trump Abandoned by Rich Friends, Begs for Money to Pay Fines: A Closer Look

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  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 개월 전 +1129

    Norwegian here. Today billions of us World citizens have been disgusted and disappointed (yet again) by the so-called law system of the US.
    I happened to see a Canadian who expressed just that, if in slightly different words, but who started out saying that "it is probably none of my business".
    That was the only detail in their comment that I disagreed with.
    I tried to reply, but youtube did one of its customary "disappearing acts" with my comment.
    I'll try again here:
    This *_IS_* our phøkking business, too.
    And no one apart from willfully ignorant and/or just plain _vile_ trump-adorers will tell us otherwise.
    Most US citizens have realized, by now, that what happens (or not) in their country, the most influential country in the world, creates repercussions all across our little planet.
    If anything, the mega-MESS of a trump has achieved to highlight this fact as never before.
    And they understand that trump, and preferably all of his co-conspirators & enablers, *_NEED_* to face & taste justice & accountability, and they *_NEED_* to be made an example of, before the eyes of the World.
    Not only because this is what his most direct victims, the people of USA, so rightfully deserve.
    Also because it will serve as a much needed reminder to corrupt law-despising wannabe dictator oriented individuals everywhere that they are *NOT* (or _should_ not be, at the very least) above the law *NOR* welcomed (by rational folks) as potential presidential candidates!!!
    What there is of freedom and democracy everywhere is at risk here.
    USA, in particular what there is of checks and balances, law and (so-called?!) justice, has the *_obligation,_* to trump's victims and to the entire World, to have justice deal *JUSTLY* with trump .

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 개월 전 +67

      We have the best justice system money can buy! Time to remove all the symbols of balanced ⚖️justice from all court rooms in the country!

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 개월 전 +44

      Can't wait for Seth to read this on Friday

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 개월 전 +117

      Well stated. If only most Americans were half as educated and rational as the citizens of Norway and your neighboring countries.

    • @taram9866
      @taram9866 개월 전 +120

      American here. We are absolutely disgusted too.

    • @eileentsiapanos5430
      @eileentsiapanos5430 개월 전 +25

      @@marvinmartin4692but as a Libra, I’m stuck with those scales ⚖️. 🙃

  • @karenflynn6589
    @karenflynn6589 개월 전 +555

    When I was homeless, I never asked anyone for even a dime. HOW does a BILLIONAIRE need to ask the struggling, working poor for a few bucks? WHAT NERVE!!!

    • @rockykoast7065
      @rockykoast7065 개월 전

      Because his poor ignorant supporters give him money when he asks for it...Trump worked out you'll never get rich begging in the street from one person at time, you'll never get rich, so he begs from everyone that looks at media. Lets say 1 in 10 people give him a dollar. If the audience is 10 million, he's made a million bucks. 😑

    • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
      @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 개월 전 +12

      I can relate. 💯

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 개월 전 +34

      I also never begged when I was homeless, although I did do some busking. I would pawn my guitar for $5 so I didn't have to carry it around or risk getting it stolen at the shelter. I also showered and wore clean clothes. Trump wouldn't last a day on the streets.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 개월 전 +26

      I was luckier than most people because I had friends that would let me couch surf for a night or two. I had a tent, a sleeping bag and a backpack but I rarely slept outdoors. I worked temp jobs and busked mainly for the fun of it. I like to drink, and the shelter here breathalyzes people and they won't let you stay if you blow positive, I got busted once. If I wanted to drink, I would ask a friend to put me up and I would buy the booze to pay them back and do dishes or whatever. I was luckier than most people, but it was a serious struggle to get back to having an apartment again and I'm grateful to all the people that helped me on my journey.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 개월 전 +10

      Oh yeah, I had a bicycle too, but that got ripped off.

  • @stifflerantique9005l
    @stifflerantique9005l 개월 전 +288

    I owed $50 in traffic ticket & they THREW ME IN JAIL...WTF, 2-TIER JUSTICE SYSTEM!
    Throw that traitor in jail!

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy 개월 전 +7

      💯

    • @kevinreid8946
      @kevinreid8946 개월 전

      Proof that there is a 2 Tier Justice system. The rich get treated better than the poor.

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm 개월 전 +6

      along with Pierre Poilievre who needs to go for his support to terrorist domestic and international

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 개월 전 +2

      @@xxdesertstormnever really cared for the guy, especially since he started parroting conspiracy theories and such

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn 개월 전 +3

      It's not two-tiered. You get as much justice as you can afford. Justice is a luxury in the US. It is an improvement over the feudal systems it rose out of, because anyone with money can buy a certain amount of justice.

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice

    Eric’s incredulity over no one willing to post a half billion dollar bond for his dad is hilarious 😂

    • @dmiller5765
      @dmiller5765 개월 전 +25

      Jared has 2 billion. I don't think he'll be ponying up the money.

    • @FDR_progressive_liberal
      @FDR_progressive_liberal 개월 전 +9

      @@dmiller5765 Sucks to be you daddy. - Jared

    • @vadimastprojects8770
      @vadimastprojects8770 개월 전

      @@dmiller5765 I doubt even 1% of it is liquid.

    • @paulastiles5507
      @paulastiles5507 개월 전 +9

      @@dmiller5765Assuming Jared hasn't already blown most of that. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, either.

    • @jojoma4025
      @jojoma4025 개월 전

      Yeah and bond just vastly reduced because, yes, there actually remains some remanant of reasonable justice left - hey I am as surprised as anybody, maybe it's the start of a trend.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 개월 전 +526

    Fun fact - Forbes disclosed on Friday that Trump does not own 40 Wall Street - he leases it for $2.4 million a year from a German family. Does he actually own any of his properties?

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 개월 전

      No. Why would he? The man is an obvious cheat, so of course he is going to take every advantage available to him. He's likely never had the financial ability to buy any of the things he "owns" without his fraudulent loans.

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 개월 전 +91

      There was a thing on TV here saying he owns a floor in one 'Trump' building, the shopping area in another and so on. Doesn't seem like he actually owns a lot in New York. So overinflated golf courses and mar a largo?

    • @russellbixby9583
      @russellbixby9583 개월 전

      This is true. Trump owns the building but NOT the land that it sits on, which is owned by a German shipping family. Trump leases the land for that reported annual amount. What properties he does own are already highly mortgaged, basically because he sucks as the best businessman in history, - according to only him.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 개월 전 +60

      I have been wondering about that this week. Does he really own all that real estate? Or does he only own a small percentage to be able to put his name on the building?
      Will Laetitia James ever get the 0.5 billion?
      I am starting to belief more and more that it is all a lie. Fake, just as his alternative facts.

    • @jenniferstone2975
      @jenniferstone2975 개월 전 +109

      He’s leveraged to the hilt, living on loans for the last 20 years, paying off one loan with a bigger one. His pyramid scheme was always going to fail.

  • @coldcampaign2058
    @coldcampaign2058 개월 전 +1270

    How does he get a longer period of time, to pay WAY less money??? Justice has been trampled, and burned at the stake on this one.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 개월 전 +82

      We don't have a Justice system I was corrected once by a judge.
      We have a Legal system.
      😮

    • @GSC2000
      @GSC2000 개월 전 +43

      Corruption

    • @user-by9hf4jh3y
      @user-by9hf4jh3y 개월 전

      Actually that orange buffoon is still on the hook for $464+M, the appeals court gave him 10 extra days to pay a part of the bond, so if he loses, which he will, he WILL have to pay that amount AND all of the accuring interest.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 개월 전 +75

      What would have happened if the accused was Antwoine or Tamika from inner city Baltimore , Chicago or Philadelphia ?

    • @ki11ukw1k
      @ki11ukw1k 개월 전 +1

      8th amendment idiots. Google it real quick😂

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 개월 전 +106

    Oh I love it when Seth triples down on a bit that's dying 😂

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 개월 전

      @@user-to6lv6fm8r Says the bot on KRplus, chock full of ads.

    • @user-to6lv6fm8r
      @user-to6lv6fm8r 개월 전

      @@TheFiddleFaddle I'm an Unaffiliated voter in support of a less distracted democratic republic of the People, by the People, for the People.
      As Blaise Pascal stated 400+ years ago, "All men's misery is derived from an inability to sit quiet in a room alone."
      We have more to be concerned about regarding Corporate Shill-in-Chief Joe Biden and the
      Undemocratic DNC that annointed him
      while attention is deflected toward
      guilty scapegoat Donald J. Trump.
      Media from all sides saiivate - adoring and attacking Trump Attentively while those who avoid WMDs (Weapons of Mass Distraction) have better opportunity to be more keenly aware of Who They Are - to know
      How to Think rather than just be told What to Think.
      This keeps (corporate/government) tyranny at bay, not only at the ballot box, but also with our pocketbooks ("Lett-uce alone") - an unspoken language that government influenced heavily by corporate donors understands.

  • @jillians7112
    @jillians7112 개월 전 +36

    I absolutely did not stop laughing at the bit.... that one had me ROLLING, Meemaw!

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 개월 전 +518

    Every single person languishing in jail because they cannot pay their bond should sue.

    • @nbriggs133
      @nbriggs133 개월 전 +34

      They are both called bonds, but this is a different type of bond. The people in jail are facing criminal trial and putting up a bond as a surety they will appear at trial. This is a civil trial and the bond is intended to pause seizure of assets while the appeal is ongoing. There are a lot of problems with the criminal bond system, but this example really isn't applicable to those situations.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 개월 전 +17

      ​@@nbriggs133thank you for knowing stuff and not just spouting off like so many others 👍🏻✌🏻

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 개월 전 +6

      Lady Lindsey should give all he owns to Deadbeat Don and be his lawyer for free ... wonder why he not doing that ?

    • @user-xr8mg7oj8t
      @user-xr8mg7oj8t 개월 전

      Fr 👏

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 개월 전 +2

      It's a surety bond.

  • @daviddowdall6000
    @daviddowdall6000 개월 전 +421

    Ridiculous justice system. Anyone else would have been in jail long ago.

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 개월 전 +17

      It is not a justice system. Nary a whiff of justice to be found.
      There is, however, a legal system.

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 개월 전 +4

      Any black or brown person

    • @EdwardEmmick
      @EdwardEmmick 개월 전 +4

      I sent thoughts and prayers. 😂😂

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 개월 전 +6

      We have to remain patient. I understand how hard it is! 😣 I’ve been really discouraged too, at times!! I truly believe that justice will prevail. I’m 64 years old now & fighting for freedom & democracy from Oregon. I’ve been fighting since I was old enough to vote. I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. I have to fight to protect all who are younger than me. I want all of us to have a world like I’ve been lucky enough to grow up in but, even better! 💪🏼 Thanks everyone for fighting!
      ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c 개월 전

      72 and tyvm, beautifully said!
      ​@@dena6254

  • @TwisterWizzleNineThousand

    The run-on Graham joke was one of Seth's best performances. A tip of the hat to you, sir. 🎩

  • @robertneilson7624
    @robertneilson7624 개월 전 +38

    Someone I just met in a small town in Canada today said
    "What did he really do wrong " when talking about Trump. Even here we have to deal with those who are for a dude who's literally the biggest con artist of our time.

  • @Arational
    @Arational 개월 전 +2167

    I'm sick and tired of Trump getting preferential treatment by the courts.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 개월 전 +54

      A 10 day delay will NOT STOP James from doing her job either way. Either way, he's losing a whole lot and he's still under investigation.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 개월 전 +27

      Appeals court~ hold my briefs.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 개월 전 +88

      I’m sick of no accountability

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed 개월 전 +83

      1- He's rich (or at least claims to be).
      2- America gives special treatment to the rich.
      3- Land of the Free as long as you can pay for it.

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts 개월 전 +88

      Me too - and additionally I’m sick and tired of each and every person who still supports him.

  • @thomasinajones6684
    @thomasinajones6684 개월 전 +238

    My absolute favorite thing is when Seth mocks Lindsay Graham. It is just delightful.😂

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 개월 전 +11

      I can also really appreciate Rudy, his picture and his aberrations.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 개월 전 +10

      He went so off and he dragged that unwilling audience along until they came out the other side applauding.
      Was it a good applause? No. But damnit if he gave up!

    • @eileennovak1656
      @eileennovak1656 개월 전

      Truly, a beautiful thing. I so detest Lindsay Graham! As a bachelor (who never dated anyone, of any gender, ever), his ONLY friend was John McCain, and his family, for decades. He screwed them over for djt. May he rot in hell.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 개월 전 +10

      We need a cartoon stand alone show with Lindsey and MeeMaw.

  • @localCrows
    @localCrows 개월 전 +42

    "Or don't."
    The only advertisement I will accept from now on. 😂❤️

  • @EH23831
    @EH23831 개월 전 +15

    Billionaires don’t ask people for $1….😂😂

  • @jenniferaashiem6165
    @jenniferaashiem6165 개월 전 +275

    My favorite running gag is Seth’s impersonation of Lindsay Graham. I was in heaven that he dragged it out! I wish he could have a Memaw bit on every show!

    • @alyssamoore3626
      @alyssamoore3626 개월 전 +10

      Maybe when Corrections ends, we can get a Late Night spin-off feat. moments with Lindsey

    • @mishi62370
      @mishi62370 개월 전 +10

      Dying Over here! It was the best!

    • @belindarocky961
      @belindarocky961 개월 전 +14

      I was just about to comment that I love him chaotically shouting "meemaw".

    • @VickeyAllen
      @VickeyAllen 개월 전 +6

      Loved him dragging out the bit! I can't decide if I like the long drawn out Tucker Carlson rants more or Lindsay Graham's "Memaw!" more (but since Tucker isn't really around anymore, I don't have to choose!).

    • @CFmurse
      @CFmurse 개월 전 +1

      Totally reminds me of Jack McBrayers character (Kenneth) on 30rock

  • @sweptashore
    @sweptashore 개월 전 +215

    Thanks to Seth, I am totally unable to *not* picture Lindsey Graham yelling at his Meemaw. And this delights me to no end. ( *chef kiss* )

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 개월 전 +10

      And thanks to the folks who have gotten here first, I'm the 69th Like of your comment. ( *another chefs kiss* )
      (It doesn't matter how old I am; I will always snicker at this like a 7th grader.)

    • @anastasiae.5338
      @anastasiae.5338 개월 전 +3

      Lindsey Beauregard Graham.

    • @Hav3nMaina
      @Hav3nMaina 개월 전 +3

      Your use of double negatives is really distressing

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c 개월 전 +1

      ​. AHAHAHA!!

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 개월 전 +2

      Animated cartoon please

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 개월 전 +22

    The last five seconds were the absolute best.
    Minimalistic advertising is _exactly_ what we all need.

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz 개월 전 +11

    1500th Show!!
    Congrats to Seth and the crew!👏🎉
    May we see another 1500 🙏

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 개월 전 +456

    It's absolutely beyond me how anyone could support Trump.

    • @robingales6126
      @robingales6126 개월 전 +39

      My therapist says it is cognitive disosonce

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 개월 전

      People have been brainwashed to believe that supporting Tump will TRIGGER a group of people and triggering people makes you stronger.🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @user-kv5qx6yl1g
      @user-kv5qx6yl1g 개월 전 +6

      Hear ya

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz 개월 전 +4

      Because the other has proven to be worse

    • @ceg4609
      @ceg4609 개월 전

      @@HankSemoreButz such a load of BS. NOTHING IS WORSE THAN THIS SH!T SHOW

  • @lorihannon-theaker4660
    @lorihannon-theaker4660 개월 전 +186

    😂😂 "You have a better chance at getting your money back from a shredder!"
    ROFLOL!!!

    • @comicsrcool5483
      @comicsrcool5483 개월 전 +3

      Can we get the shredder on the ballot?!?

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 개월 전

      @@comicsrcool5483 As long as the Turtles don't object...

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 개월 전 +7

    Triple Lindsey Graham impression??? Oh! Hell! Yes!!!!

  • @heatherkempf9897
    @heatherkempf9897 개월 전 +15

    OMG Trump and Graham are both just huge jokes! It's too funny! Two crooks that just punch lines now. OK, they were ALWAYS punchlines, but the PUNCHLINES are in all caps now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy 개월 전 +164

    The whole Lindsay and memaw bit cracks me up every time

    • @tamlin3378
      @tamlin3378 개월 전 +13

      I want a Tyler Perry Madea style movie of Lindsey's life, Seth dressed up as Memaw is gonna be the blockbuster hit of the summer.

    • @Jamzocd
      @Jamzocd 개월 전 +6

      @@tamlin3378 Miss Lindsey learned his craft working in his old man’s bar men’s room.

    • @arthurvandalay9087
      @arthurvandalay9087 27 일 전 +1

      I love when Mee Maw shows up!

  • @twillabme
    @twillabme 개월 전 +160

    Seth Meyers is even funnier when the jokes don’t land. I love this show.

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 개월 전 +5

      Humbly, lolx

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 개월 전 +11

      Just ask MeeMaw! Love when he refuses to let it die. Like Giuliani-eyes.

    • @chrissupport
      @chrissupport 개월 전

      I got tired of the MeeMaw tripe.. he went on too long... went in and made some pancakes .. it finally ended. I think that's the first time I walked out on Closer Look. He should have replaced some of it with Trump doing "tears in his eyes".

    • @ricf9592
      @ricf9592 개월 전

      Indeed. That look says, 'I'm going to have a word with the joke writers'.

  • @x3BobO
    @x3BobO 개월 전 +2

    The Lindsay impressions have become my favorite, hands down. The excitement I feel when he gets brought up, knowing Seth will imitate a good mee-maw sketch is unreal. 😂

  • @Scubidu-ni6ny
    @Scubidu-ni6ny 개월 전 +11

    Butt and gut looked a little stressed entering that court room…I love it!❤❤❤❤

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 개월 전 +70

    It really was his 1500th show. Congratulations Seth!

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day 개월 전 +143

    Can we instead chip in money to buy a real judge to hold him accountable?.... I'd donate to that. BIGLY!!!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 개월 전 +11

      Me too!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 개월 전 +22

      John Oliver would probably get behind that

    • @communitygardener17
      @communitygardener17 개월 전 +9

      Pretty sure it was an appellate judge who let trump off.

    • @Richard--
      @Richard-- 개월 전

      Why stop there? I'm sure for the right price we might be able to bribe the big orange POS to drop out of the election and leave the country for good.

    • @carmensaavedra1096
      @carmensaavedra1096 개월 전

      I've never vote for elections but I will vote for this one demacrat

  • @ZipA838
    @ZipA838 개월 전 +7

    Welcome back, Seth!! We have missed our late night therapy sessions. 😊
    TY for helping us laugh a bit in the midst of these frustrating and disturbing news headlines.

  • @johnmahlmann6382
    @johnmahlmann6382 개월 전 +4

    Nothing better than Seth cracking himself up.

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer 개월 전 +2457

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 개월 전 +45

      Exactly!

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz 개월 전

      No. That is Joe Biden and every other politician who came in broke and is leaving office RICH 🤑

    • @Casey_E
      @Casey_E 개월 전 +55

      👏 Hugely Underrated comment

    • @2nd_snideelf144
      @2nd_snideelf144 개월 전 +56

      That's why the Magats love him.

    • @HankSemoreButz
      @HankSemoreButz 개월 전 +5

      Trump 2024 🇺🇸

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 개월 전 +152

    That bit Seth did where he was making fun of Lyndsy Graham went on for over a minute and it never stopped being funny lmao

  • @dylanmaxey2531
    @dylanmaxey2531 개월 전 +2

    Seth's Lindsey Graham cracks me up everytime the bonus is how much fun Seth has. "Mee Maw"

  • @samanthajames7569
    @samanthajames7569 개월 전 +7

    Seth I was laughing the entire time during the Lindsay Graham bit. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 개월 전 +381

    Beginning to think this guy is not the financial genius he claims to be

    • @mr.milktea00
      @mr.milktea00 개월 전 +25

      Sarcasm. Nice

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 개월 전 +26

      If only you could get thru to the MAGAts.

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo 개월 전 +22

      He never was -- It's all a myth. He's not a business genius or a financial genius -- he's simply a licensing genius & a marketing genius

    • @Broccoli_Highkicks
      @Broccoli_Highkicks 개월 전 +20

      He's excellent at grifting, though. If 81 million people kick in about $25 each, that's well over $2 billion right there.

    • @patchworkcat6932
      @patchworkcat6932 개월 전

      @@Tarantulisimo He's a moron with charisma. He's a trust fund baby who got his start with daddy giving him a "small" loan of just 1 million dollars(and a huge amount of assets through various means to avoid tax). Then he got more by pretending to be even richer then he was and using that to get loans. The only thing Trump can market is himself.

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 개월 전 +277

    “Don Poorleon” has to be my favorite trump burn so far.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 개월 전

      Thanku salty voter,you rascal---- whomever you are.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 개월 전 +2

      Heyyyyy,my txt blanked. I just asked if salt 🧂 voter thought of that burn. What'd I say?

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 개월 전 +6

      I like it, but Jimmy Kimbell's "Isn't it past your jail time" is a little better

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno 개월 전

      Missed that - thanks for that lol .. but Poorleone* ?

    • @pushinkeys
      @pushinkeys 개월 전

      @@jasonbrownjourno lol Godfather reference, Don Corleone

  • @Nothanku_
    @Nothanku_ 개월 전 +4

    Burnt out hypnotist would be amazing SNL sketch

  • @musicjenjen
    @musicjenjen 개월 전 +7

    We have no justice for wealthy men in this country.

  • @corvidsRcool
    @corvidsRcool 개월 전 +85

    Please Seth, never stop doing Lindsay yelling at Memaw. It makes me laugh every time.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 개월 전 +4

      I want a spin off animated show

    • @corvidsRcool
      @corvidsRcool 개월 전 +4

      @@acmelka I would watch it every day and twice on Sunday. 🤣

  • @user-zz1mi5rz2y
    @user-zz1mi5rz2y 개월 전 +26

    I want his rich “friends” to say they are sending him thoughts and prayers.

  • @jasonstevens3371
    @jasonstevens3371 개월 전 +2

    I love the Mee-maw bits lol Seth and Team congrats on 1500 amazing shows!

  • @rileyherder
    @rileyherder 개월 전 +4

    Seth doubling down on the first Lindsey Graham bit, knowing that it would make the second and third Lindsey Graham bits hit harder, is why he's the funniest guy on late night.

  • @DetroitStorm
    @DetroitStorm 개월 전 +117

    Looks like the RNC is going to have a $175 million dollar hole in their budget

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 개월 전

      If they cannibalise themselves and spend every dollar on Trump then even if he does become President again he'll face a hostile Congress led by a smiling Hakeem Jeffries.

    • @minoltaaraya
      @minoltaaraya 개월 전 +3

      @@Amadawn89 During the 2024 election cycle, the six committees associated with the Democratic and Republican Parties reported raising a combined $713 million.. *but* the DNC has a reported ~$56 million cash on hand with a Biden campaign total of ~$155 million cash on hand across all committees. In contrast the RNC has ~$11 million cash on hand and ~$42 million cash on hand total for Trumps campaign

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 개월 전 +4

      @@Amadawn89 Nope.
      First off, it's going to depend on how many shares are actually purchased to determine a value. Secondly, the SHAREHOLDERS will own that money, not Trump or the RNC. Thirdly, Trump would have to sell his shares to realize any profit, and he can't do that for at least 90-180 days after the initial offering per SEC regulations, which means nobody will be realizing any profit until at least July, and possibly not until October.
      In the short term, the Truth Social SPAC merger won't help him in the slightest, and pretty sure it's not going to generate anywhere near what the pundits are forecasting.

    • @Golsa-GClass
      @Golsa-GClass 개월 전

      instagram.com/reel/C478f2dNWx7/?igsh=djdtb2RiYm9lcnV6

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 개월 전

      Truth Social is all about Trump. If he sells and has no financial incentive I reckon he'd move to the biggest platform, probably X if Musk hasn't destroyed it by then. Knowing this, surely the share price will plummet if there's even a hint Trump is about to sell up.

  • @Magnum3144
    @Magnum3144 개월 전 +50

    I will NEVER tire of Seth's Lyndsey impression. ❤

  • @crazysasha1374
    @crazysasha1374 29 일 전 +1

    Seth just has so much fun doing that impression. Just look at him after each one, grinning like a proud kid. Good on ya!

  • @tmcbeers1
    @tmcbeers1 개월 전 +2

    I am thoroughly addicted to Seth and this ACL is an example of why! Hilarious!

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 개월 전 +124

    Seth’s ability to laugh at himself is one of the reasons I love watching him 😊❤️
    Welcome back Seth! We have missed you these past weeks.

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 개월 전 +91

    Lindsey Graham screaming at MeeMaw 😂 😂 damn funny stuff Seth 😂😂

  • @BlindPacific
    @BlindPacific 27 일 전 +1

    Just loves it when he says, "Mimmaw."

  • @SnetremAip
    @SnetremAip 개월 전 +1

    I love that new humor in the main show that developed around corrections. There’s nothing like it on tv. The whole meemaw bit was just great! Thanks.

  • @NickellaElla
    @NickellaElla 개월 전 +55

    We *adore* the Lindsey Graham MeeMaw bit!

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 개월 전 +115

    I never stop laughing at Lindsey and his Meemaw.

  • @susand9881
    @susand9881 개월 전 +5

    In the world of rich people, having even a whiff of being desperate for money is the quickest way to lose "friends".

  • @user-cv3gb6lg5j
    @user-cv3gb6lg5j 개월 전 +3

    I needed the laughs, as so many do these days. Thank you, Seth.

  • @catladycabaret
    @catladycabaret 개월 전 +54

    omg dying at Seth getting stuck in the Lindsay character.

  • @mc76
    @mc76 개월 전 +83

    Trump is in court more than Judge Judy.

  • @cchastee0614
    @cchastee0614 27 일 전 +1

    Seth's tangents are my favorite 😂

  • @katiewomack2941
    @katiewomack2941 개월 전 +1

    Seth's Linsey Graham has me keeled over in silent laughter. Maybe that's why he thought the bit wasn't working!

  • @johnmarkconnolly6414
    @johnmarkconnolly6414 개월 전 +42

    The Lindsey-Memaw conversation is always a winner.

  • @chriswoo2289
    @chriswoo2289 개월 전 +123

    Seth always looks so proud of himself when he does a Lindsay Graham bit. The look on his face makes me laugh as much as the bit does.

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 개월 전 +9

      I love how he's transformed the already ridiculously melodramatic Lindsey into a character right out a Tennessee Williams play, along with his gothic harridan 'MeeMaw'.

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 개월 전 +5

      @@raghailligh1080The perfect comment!

  • @jessseymour9246
    @jessseymour9246 개월 전 +1

    Seth has truly mastered the art of recovering bad jokes with self deprication.
    They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master anything.

  • @nickes6168
    @nickes6168 개월 전 +2

    Seth's Lindsay Graham impression always gets me. I have even tried searching for a compilation a few times. That and his Bernie are always so perfect.
    Edit: I initially left this comment what i thought was the end of the furst part, it wasn't. I feel so blessed with all the laughter. Also, Congrats on the milestone!

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 개월 전 +151

    There's something funny about a trial about money for a morally (and financially) bankrupt man starting on Tax Day. Especially when Trump famously avoided releasing his tax returns.

    • @Talamasca007
      @Talamasca007 개월 전 +14

      Since DJT isn't big on paying his taxes, it's the only day we can be sure he will be available.

    • @eczuni-ix4ry
      @eczuni-ix4ry 개월 전

      Do you people not watch the news? Trumps net worth will be up $4.6 billion with a B by the end of tomorrow. Google Truth Social merger.

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 개월 전 +5

      Ah, thank you! I thought I was the only one that thought of that!

    • @clarencegreen3071
      @clarencegreen3071 개월 전 +1

      A commenter on another video pointed out that April 15 is the day the Titanic sank. (1912) Maybe that's an omen!

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy 개월 전

      Yes!

  • @DoCKathos
    @DoCKathos 개월 전 +154

    Trump: Remember 6 years ago when you got an extra $10 on your tax returns? Yea I'm gonna need that back.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 개월 전 +4

      Hmm - billionaires don’t ask for $5… just sayin

    • @-Ruby_R3d_Drag0ns-
      @-Ruby_R3d_Drag0ns- 개월 전 +4

      “And I’m going to need those classified documents back too, my bathroom with the $5 shower curtain needs some new wallpaper.” - Trump

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 개월 전 +2

    Hilarious, Love,Love, Love the MeMaw bit. You the MAN

  • @Eviltwin531
    @Eviltwin531 개월 전 +1

    It's always a good segment when Mee-maw Graham shows up.

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger 개월 전 +103

    I beg you Seth, please don't stop doing the MeeMaw convo. It's too good and the sly grin -- poifect!
    You like the umbrella & the stroll next to the helicopter, I love Lindsey's tears & urging us to pray for his Daddy Dom. It never gets old.

  • @stephaniepedersen6051
    @stephaniepedersen6051 개월 전 +175

    The only way I can stomach Lindsey Graham is by picturing him yelling at his Meemaw. 😂😂

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 개월 전

      he is obviously a gay man....is he open about it??

    • @dm889
      @dm889 개월 전

      I can never do what u can do.... I cringe at the thought of my fist having to touch his sickening face. will have forever nightmares if I did.

    • @TheKildar
      @TheKildar 개월 전 +4

      The question must be asked: What does Drumph have on Graham?

    • @mariloustarr5972
      @mariloustarr5972 개월 전 +2

      I just love the fact that Lindsey’s childhood nickname was Stinkball.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 개월 전

      @@mariloustarr5972 is he openly gay??

  • @lokilowkey3049
    @lokilowkey3049 개월 전

    Seth writers stepping up, granted the material to work with is gold.

  • @jasonjstdr
    @jasonjstdr 개월 전 +9

    If Trump doesn’t donate to his own campaign, why should anyone else donate?

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername 개월 전

      Why does he even need a campaign when he has nothing to offer America but whining and debt

  • @DarkTempler1
    @DarkTempler1 개월 전 +38

    "burnt out hypnotist" I laughed so hard thats exactly what he sounds like.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 개월 전 +105

    April 15th cannot come soon enough for the American people.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 개월 전 +2

      Well ... except for all the people . .like tRump ...who are putting off filing their taxes.
      🤣

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers 개월 전 +3

      Isn’t it ironic?

  • @glynisbrooks8200
    @glynisbrooks8200 개월 전

    I love the Linsey Gram impression 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @apothecuryous5932
    @apothecuryous5932 개월 전 +1

    I love Seth's Lindsay Graham impersonation and imaginary arguments with his Meemah

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 개월 전 +143

    Hell Yeah, Seth is back!!
    We missed You Seth!!
    Don't leave Us again!!
    WE LOVE YOU!! 😍💜💜

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 개월 전 +8

      We need comedy more than ever ... especially today, after what the appeals court idiots did!

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 개월 전 +7

      He needs to work 366 days a year 😱 No vacations 🎉

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed 개월 전

      Calm the fxck down. It's been a week since they last posted a clip.
      Ps.... Seth has better things to do that read comments on KRplus.

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 개월 전 +3

      Love you Seth! ❤

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 개월 전 +2

      @@notme2day, You're absolutely correct!! I couldn't agree more.
      Btw, put IDIOTS in BIG capital letters!! 🗣 💯

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 개월 전 +47

    When Kevin O'Leary laughs at Trump, that's something

    • @helenknapp2084
      @helenknapp2084 개월 전

      Kevin O’Leary, not long ago said all the people in tDump’s line of business do the same as tDump! So maybe he had someone question him what he meant! Could he be next to be investigated?🤔

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 개월 전

      Kevin O'Leary is Canada's biggest embarrassment. His third wife killed someone and he bought his way out of it.

  • @stuartmcgeein7788
    @stuartmcgeein7788 개월 전 +1

    Love it how some folks won’t understand how funny the podcast tag is 😂

  • @iangoodsell
    @iangoodsell 개월 전

    Watching Seth thoroughly enjoying himself is precious 😅

  • @inezzmullins7477
    @inezzmullins7477 개월 전 +22

    The Memaw bit never fails to crack me up!

  • @YawaruSan
    @YawaruSan 개월 전 +52

    You can really see Seth’s comedian chops at work tonight “oh you aren’t laughing at my MeeMawMaterial, how about more MeeMaw!?”

    • @AZtea4UnME
      @AZtea4UnME 개월 전

      MeeMaw maternal cracks me up 😂

  • @jakehix8132
    @jakehix8132 개월 전 +1

    That mee-maw bit somehow did get better and better xD

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 개월 전

    Seth, I love “mee MAW !”jokes !

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep 개월 전 +23

    Lindsey and MeeMaw bring me so much joy. SO MUCH.

  • @elizabethvogt2306
    @elizabethvogt2306 개월 전 +45

    So glad that you are back and keeping me less depressed about our government. Please talk to your Mee Maw as much as you’d like.

  • @timnorth2713
    @timnorth2713 29 일 전

    Seth, love the closer look segments. Rich persons backed away from NDJT(notorious Donald J Trump), after spending a weekend at MariLago, they became "The Stepford Donors" keep it up, proud of you! TRNorth

  • @lemur22715
    @lemur22715 개월 전

    Seth's 'Lindsey Graham' impression is one of his best/my favorites 😂 "Meemaw" 😂😂

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 개월 전 +77

    Re: Trump "nurturing" his properties, in another message, he called them his "children." I am assuming that Mar-a-Lago is Ivanka, Trump Tower is Don Jr., and Eric is some laundromat somewhere.

    • @MFTgal
      @MFTgal 개월 전 +3

      His babies...I heard. Oh my.

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad 개월 전 +8

      I was thinking Eric was a seedy motel where they have hourly rates.

    • @GordianKnot-pg5dz
      @GordianKnot-pg5dz 개월 전 +2

      😅😅😅

    • @ekko808
      @ekko808 개월 전

      Seeing as Ivanka is really a liberal, she might be more like his office building in LA

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 개월 전 +2

      Where's Tiffany and Barron?

  • @serendipitouslytranscenden8843

    I love Seth. After a stressful day, he's the perfect nightcap.

  • @sweetfancymoses2942
    @sweetfancymoses2942 개월 전 +2

    I think it's past time you introduce Meemaw to the Sea Captain. Seems like they would be a handsome couple.

  • @shannonrossi8628
    @shannonrossi8628 개월 전

    Seth's Lindsay Graham and Meemaw bits are my favorite!

  • @jonlee6794
    @jonlee6794 개월 전 +29

    The way Seth treats her, meemaw is definitely a jackal!!

  • @straydawg2035
    @straydawg2035 개월 전 +34

    Lindsay Graham on Fox feels more like a 700 Club pitch from the 80's and 90's than an ASPCA commercial.

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 개월 전

      Given evangelicals support Trump, it's not much of a surprise the money-raising tactics are the same.

    • @clarencegreen3071
      @clarencegreen3071 개월 전

      Dozed off in front of the TV late one evening and woke up to Sara McLachlan singing Angel, which I thought was beautiful almost beyond words. Beside her was this old hound dog who looked like he'd been down on his luck for quite a while. Well, that old dog and I made eye contact, and somehow our souls connected.
      Result was that I became a donor to the ASPCA, which I still am. I also resolved that any dog that drifted by my house would not leave with an empty stomach. I can only hope that the old dog had a good life following his TV appearance. Please, let it be so!

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep 개월 전

    The disaffected hypnotist made me lol

  • @xforge
    @xforge 개월 전

    LOL "very humbly" and he didn't explode from the irony of saying that

  • @normalityrelief
    @normalityrelief 개월 전 +37

    Why do they need to beg for money when thoughts and prayers fix problems just as well?

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 개월 전 +26

    Happy 1500th episode, Seth! 🎉

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 개월 전

    …but showing the album at the end with…”Or don’t!” Cracks me up every time!

  • @christopher_munn
    @christopher_munn 개월 전 +1

    Somebody has to say this, but Seth nailed that segment.