The Weirdest GOOGLE Searches

”I’m not a serial killer”
*All those pink sheep might say otherwise*

"coconuts are deadlier than sharks?!"
possibly cause some people shake trees sometimes

Who is here in 2024

"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war

Girlfriend isn’t in the video...
“Not Blood on the walls”
Wait

0:00 everyone in quarantine

1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.

Someone found a mouse in their subway sandwich
Lazar: *screams in pain and denial*

“I never murdered anyone”
His girlfriends pink sheep: 👁👄👁

Lazarbeam: don't search that
Me: searches everything's he says don't

I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.

"Those spiders aren't scary"
Classic aussie answer

“I set her pink sheep on fire.”
Five seconds later
“I am not a serial killer.”

“Where are these coconuts coming from!”
Exactly.

Did it without incognito mode what a legend

As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere

"Im not a serial killer"
"My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore"
"Thats not blood on the walls."
**eXcUsE mE**

"I'm not a serial killer."
Has comitted only one murder.

4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂

When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened

Interviewer: so where ya from ?
Lazabeam: i like spiders
Interviewer: Ahh Australia

When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁

You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂

“Fresh is 17 years old”
Me: but how

I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂

4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣
Sooo funny

When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about KRplus music 😂😂

Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes

“Spiders are not scary”
Me: Said so as an Australian

8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.

I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂

no one:
coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon

“And they’re ripe for the taking.”
*Penguin season begins*

“These little guys are friendly”
-A Man From Australia

Only laserbeam, the Australian man that he is, would say that spider is your best friend

"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"

Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title*
KRplus: *This...does put a smile on my face.*

5:09 how cute❤

I was literally just wondering what a penguin would taste like.
Great minds think alike I guess

Anarctica mate you had me laughing for hours, and it is 2 am so I got in trouble

Lannan: *puts Google in title*
KRplus: TRENDING

Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone"
50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"

Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up
Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse

Lazarbeam: the king of boredom curation

Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up.
5 yr old: *tells parents*

*searches movies with no kissing scenes*
Google: *YoUr LiFe*

Lazerbeam-chill with a spider.
Me-looks away from screan.

I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for KRplus

Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!”
*continues scrolling*
Hmm

So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??

6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.

Who’s here in 2023?

0:00 his profile pic 😂

Sharks: kills people
Coconuts: Pathetic.

Yeah, I learned so on today, that is not too search or blue waffles on Google ever again

3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when KRplus was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago

LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin."
Me: *sweats in penguin*

“Why is it blue”
Lazarbeam 2019

5:51 I was just thinking huntsman spider 😳

5:52 Yes chickens do sneeze occasionally, but it seems more common in Bromos.
P.S. If you don't have chickens/don't know what a Bromo is it is a type of chicken. The one in the video was a Bromo and I have one that looks just like it, her name is Sparkles, Sparks for short.

When someone is scared to swim with sharks
Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut

If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly
😂😂

However, I didn't know that chickens could sneeze. I never have heard one sneeze lol

'Im not gonna die untill i eat a penguin"
*Never eats penguins and is immortal*

So what's your girlfriend gonna think when she sees your search history

“I’m not a serial killer”- says every serial killer ever
Subscribe to my Chanel if you think I should upload lmao x

i'm just hoping lannan deleted his search history after this

5:46 the chicken sneeze is adorable

Lannan: Is disgusted from photos
Also Lannan: *continues looking*

“That’s a chunky boy!”
“That looks more like a cloud!”

He saying "huntsman are big and friendly" just makes me believe that he's from Australian.

You shouldve stopped me from searching blue waffles 😭😭

Yeah so we know what he actually searched on Google off camera

Google “Thanos” then click on his gauntlet emoticon thingy!

"This little guy is friendly, he literally cannot hurt you" The picture of someone getting bit:

2:43 why does he keep looking at that stuff 😂😂😂

I will never forget corn. I Google that everyday

Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”

"i have never killed anyone"
me:are you shore about that

Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious*

lannan: “i’m not a serial killer”
seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”

lazerbeam: “don’t search this up”
Us: *write that down right that down*

Little did we know this was Lannan just going through his search history.

ISP (Internet Service Provider): What... The... F-
Context: Your search goes through your ISP

"Penguins are the laziest animals"
Sloths: "are we a joke to you?"

Lannan: Don"t google this!
Me: Ok let me google this.

5:55 this is the most Australian statement ive ever heard

Omg right when the chicken sneezed I got a honey soy chicken add popped up lol

Lannan: I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!!!
Proceeds to scroll

0:00 yes the perfect image

I have arachnophobia and I had to close my eyes for the huntsman spider bit 😂

I did this same video and I forgot to delete my history afterwards 😂 now I have to have a convo with my mom

#1 weirdest google search:
Nick cannon "diss" eminem

The this start video and bloody on the wall :D I love it

I'm actually a hobby farmer that raises chickens and they cannot actually fly, especially the ones that they use for meat

"Wow that's a chunky boy"
*"Looks more like a cloud"*

I like how he said that there’s no blood on the wall yet he doesn’t explain what’s on the wall.

For the coconuts part of this video just watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That answers Lannan's question.

I have chickens and It’s so funny when they sneeze

Lazarbeam: searches up random crap
The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*