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- ๊ฒ์์ผ 2021. 10. 14.
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I am contacting the winners today. What was your favourite?
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome ๐ป
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic๐
Shrek.
7th
Spray paint guy
Hi
Now I can finally buy a new pair of sandals! Thanks Mate! ๐
Hey jesus what's up
amen jesus
Hey, Jesus? Am I going to Heaven?
Yo Jesus
is jesus real?
Hard to choose which is my fav tbh. Grafitti guy or the people who roasted you ๐ค
People who roasted him lol
Yes
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter broddie
i'd say roast
Itโs obviously has to be Jesus
3:07 *โLook at my arms, I canโt move them I didnโt pay for that.โ* Relatable
Ur name shouldnโt be that u are not a god thereโs only one Blasphemy Jesus Christ King Of kings Everyone read owner read Isaiah 54:17 and read Matthew 6:9-14 God gave me this Message on a Saturday read this GOD LOVES U JESUS ASWELL THE SPIRIT OF GOD WHO IS THE HOLY SPIRIT COMFORTS U ACCEPT HIM HERES HOW TO RECEIVE HIM Romans 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, โJesus is Lord,โ and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Donโt say Oh my - is using the lords name in vain instead use Oh my donโt say God because your are calling heโs name for nothing important use it wen u need it aswell with Lord Holy and Jesus Christ donโt say those things wen itโs not important itโs using heโs name in vain which itโs bad donโt swear on God or Jesus Christ or The Holy Spirit or anyone donโt swear on anyone aswell. and always capitalize heโs name Jesus Christ and God name and The Holy Spirit. Also donโt say The J-ezz word it means Jesus so its making fun donโt use it also donโt say danmm itโs not ok itโs means to sent to hell donโt say what the hell aswell itโs bad and revenge itโs not ok aswell . And donโt say Cheese Louise or Jeez Louise itโs bad jeez itโs a reference to Jesus Christ name wrote wrong itโs blasphemy.
Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy.
Always give grace (thanks) to God before eating and ask God to bless your food in the name of the father and Jesus Christ and The Holy Spirit donโt even matter if itโs even little food just give thanks if u forget just say To bless it with Jesus Christ and heโs name. Donโt say what the hell or anything with hell aswell dont tell someone they are going to hell or that they are from hell donโt say oh heavens itโs disrespectful donโt say heck and donโt be racist God does not like that and rembeber u can do everything with Godโs help also tattoos are a sin donโt do it God doesnโt like when u write on the skin he made for u. Always give thanks for everything . Luck donโt exist. coincidences donโt exist odds donโt exist aswell Magic donโt exist aswell God itโs the one who makes things happen magic itโs fantasy. God has its reasons to make things happen every thing itโs a plan of God to make your life better God itโs the one who controls everything everything happens because of him . turn to Him Heโs waiting God loves u Jesus Christ aswell. Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy do this to receive the Holy Spirit heโs Spirit Heโs the one who comforts us ๐ John 14:
26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance (remember ), whatsoever I have said unto you Romanโs 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, โJesus is Lord,โ and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Holy Ghost itโs the Holy Spirit The Spirit of God heโs the presence of God And always pray before going to sleep and after getting up and when you want and when u want to give thanks I recommend reading Mathew 6:9-13 the full version it shows u how to pray also donโt celebrate Halloween or any evil thing if u are Christian u shouldnโt participate in other religions or respect them just respect the person not the belief. Aswell donโt say hell it is not a cool place donโt praise hell or use it in any kind of way. Donโt blame God for anything aswell because he does it for something things happen for a reason donโt get mad at him never doubt him have hope and faith in him aswell donโt call urself a God or anybody else because no one is only one exist also donโt worship any other gods. John 14:6 ERV
Jesus answered, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. The only way to the Father is through me. Ten
Commandments
You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not murder
You shall make no idols
You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain
Keep the Sabbath day holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet. It means u shouldnโt want what other people have u should be grateful for what u have God gave u the stuff so be grateful. only believe what the Bible says not everything that u hear or see because the Bible itโs the truth. nothing itโs impossible with Godโs help . only believe in God only pray to him but only to Jesus Christ and God not one else. God can cure any disease trust in him pray if u are going through something. Donโt belive in magical rocks donโt participate on rituals. And donโt support any sin try to get the person to talk to you about it and explain why itโs bad love the person not the sin. Everything itโs fixed by God he makes everything happen he fixes u from sickness and everything ur going through only believe what the Bible says. God formed us.
Sin deformed us.
The Bible informs us.
But Jesus Christ
transforms us.When u Die U donโt Go to Heaven we wait until Jesus Christ comes back for us and all dead people wake up. Donโt listen to demonic songs or watch shows that show hell or like are demonic or who are named demon or games that are satanic. God can Help u with anything he loves u And Jesus Christ aswell God can fix everything like sickness have faith. And donโt say anything like the word inferno stay away from satanic things donโt say diabolical or any bad thing. And donโt smoke or do anything bad to u and ur body.God hates sin but Loves u. u donโt use 777 number itโs not ok angelic numbers arenโt ok. You should not joke about saying ur going to pray as a joke itโs not ok read John 1:29 and Matthew 17 1-8 And John 3:16
2:37 that actually got me laughing ๐๐๐
He saw that the video wasnโt monetised
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Same
:)
What up
Hullo daily dose.
Hi DDOI!
Watch this get 5k likes
I swear you do this for no reason
i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money
Lmao
i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money
same
I hoped he won to bafolo man
do more of this!! this is amazing
I don't think anything can top the graffiti
fax
Same
FAX
wow being verified really takes you places huh
Jesus did
Lazar hitting us with bangers! Can we just appreciate it
I love you so much
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated โค๏ธ
I love his vids too
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
Yes sir ๐
Lazar is a banger man and I love his content
Lazar can't do anything more to entertain us... Let's just agree he's amazing ๐๐ฅ
He did make me laugh actually...
All female animals can be aggressive. Especially when someone hurted their youngs !!!
Nah... he lacking originality
I loved this, haha!
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Yessir
Hey
Chad mustard
im a sandwich mayo mustard relish
I was in my sonโs wedding, but LazarBeam video seems more important
Hecker
I love when the notification shows up "you got a new subscriberโ โค๏ธ
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated โค๏ธ
hecker
Lmfao.
Lannan, Your โLazarbeam is true blueโ song is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever heard.
This man is a legend ๐๐
And he turned the lazar into a childrenโs book, funniest shit Iโve ever seen
Jesus is very sus
You know it's a good day when lazar uploads..
you know it
Verified
@@SubscribeForCookiees i subbed
@@yoloplayz1049 Thanks I did it back
This is a bot
Letโs go I love your reacts lazar!๐
What did we learn from this video lazar should upload more ๐
2:28 I genuinely love how Lannon can joke around about his videos getting demonetized๐๐
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated โค๏ธ
Ok
yes
Hi
@@SubscribeForCookiees nvm u keep on saying that :/
7:03 I love this, this should be ur Christmas theme song lazarbeam
7:04
We not gon talk about that search history ๐
I want to here the lazarbeam quartet one. That sounded amazing!
5:35 the bloody legend is getting angre at a puppet
The viral jingle is the most hilarious thing Iโve ever seen
Ayo fortnite man
@ asked?
bro that buffalo guy is innocent as heaven
Instantly knew the lacking originality one was the best
My favorite was definitely the viral jingle in 24 hours. Had me dead ๐
xD
Mine was the dude dancing to the lazarbeam song, that shit had me in tears
For your merch, you should make a hoodie/ long sleeve thatโs almost completely plain, but on the left sleeve it says code lazar around the same spot your arm does, I mean I would buy itโฆ.
Just yes
Hi
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So would I
I love your channel the greatness of scrolling you can find so much verified ytbers
Only the OGโs remember Jesus helping LazarBeam to win a game of Fortnite
honestly you are the best ive been watching you since i was 4 ik it was too young but still i watch your videos over and over sgsin (: c:
This was an insane video. How could a concept so random turn out so well. The man that wrote a roast jingle is pretty tops but The Barber Shop Quartet and the Puppets are my fav. Jesus was also fuckin lit. The man just wants a Roley, is that so much to ask for after forgiving all your sins?
5:30 hes speaking fax
Lazar is hitting us with banger vids
2:57 *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*
Iโm loving these almost daily vids
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome ๐ป
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic๐
Same. I bet there's gonna be people here that don't know the second channel existed.
ME TOO itโs brightening my day up
Lmao same
@@MrJohn0fficial shush no self promo
My favorite part of free guy when lazar said, more than 50% npc deaths are because of me because it was accurate AF
Several billion NPCs are killed everyday, and I'm not gonna lie, at least half those are on me - Lanan
What should we build next ?
3:19 (gotta catch em all) ๐๐๐๐
man needs 20mil he totally deserves it :)
JESUS IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS,HE MET THE BLOODY LEGEND BACK
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome ๐ป
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic๐
CAN THESE BOTS SHUT UP
โRoses are dead
โViolets are dying"
โOutside iโm smiling"
โBut inside iโm crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
@Doofy ๐จ you again
i love how lazar just blew up, itโs so wholesome
Phisically
Alright that jingle was far better than I thought it would be.
im dying to when laserbeam said โgotta catch em allโ
I kinda miss when lazar was living with his parents pissing his dad off because he didn't think he was going to be big lmao
iโm so happy youโre posting more โผ๏ธ
this is the best video ever!!โค๏ธโค๏ธ
2:10 hilarious
"Jesus can conjor stuff" - bloody legendary man.
โIt hurts more when a puppet says itโ also Dr Dophsmerts says that
The jingle is catchy and now stuck in my head anyone else๐๐๐
content i needed today.
5:05 sounds like stampy
IKR
Who els misses the old lazar beam when he did random games and always had fresh new content as a OG fan it hurts ๐
hey, atleast its not fortnite
@@moonknight8513Fr but I still miss the old days ๐
How are you an OG if you just joined youtube 6 months ago?
@@gato1380 now I'm curious?
Been here since 2015 and let's say that his content doesn't really feel the same anymore. Maybe I've growned out of up, maybe he changed throughout the years in accordance to the KRplus atmosphere.
Ya know its a good vid when its from Lazerbeam Even better when he says yeet
my brother got me addicted to lazarbeam and im glad he did
7:14 make that your new outtro its the best
"I am giving a thousand dollars to Jesus"
I never thought I would hear that sentence but here we are.
@ you joined a day ago how do u have 11 subs. It took me 1 month to get 11 subs
when i find a lazarbeam video i have not liked, i know i have now seen it. Banger vid.
1:48 he took emotional damage
1:26 That was the greatest thing ever!
1:30
Permission to make the Jingle the new channel Intro, we havenโt had one since the good old days and Iโd say that oneโs pretty epic
Anyone have a vid link where itโs the quartet jingle
1:29 one of the best jingles Iโve heard in my life
Gotta catch em all caught me off gaurd ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
6:58 Lazar beam please put the jingle on spotify
5:19 I saw that coming
7:35 โThis game is already in your steam libraryโ ๐ got some explaining to do mr lazarbeam
the best anime phrase he could come up with was "gotta catch them all"
who remembers when Lannan played clone drones in the danger zone.
its my fav game it was so cool
Me
Everyone has to agree your day gets 100% better when lannan uploads
@PXL RYZ I subscribed and like โค๏ธ๐๐
โRoses are dead
โViolets are dying"
โOutside iโm smiling"
โBut inside iโm crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
@@bellapoarch9177 yo itโs Bella poarch๐
That was so freaking hilarious
You have just made my day
4:56 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ lazzzzar beam
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Laazaaarrrrrrr beaammm
Lazรกr biรซm
0:32 lannan is more impressed that he threw the paint can at the end than the creation of the actual painting
Queensland
@@traviswarriner5614 wut?
BAHAHHA ikr
Jesus having bills and saying,โfuuuuuuuckkkโ is what I always wanted
Jesus having to pay bills got me๐
When he say fuck was unexpecting
It was so random ๐คฃ
Notning will ever be better then the good old days where lazarbeam would break fortnite on update night in 2018-19
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โRoses are dead
โViolets are dying"
โOutside iโm smiling"
โBut inside iโm crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
"Write the best word."
Lazer Beam: "Caught you writing a swear word"3:34.
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear m
@@AxxLAfriku you know whats cool about that
i dont care
@@AxxLAfriku BRUH READ HIS HISTORY LMAOO 0:15
@@ranjinisrisena3163 ah yes, lazar beam, the baby eater.
@@redguywithatophat1900 lol
Its always a good time when the fortnite man upload
Lazerbream you really love yourself ๐๐
Lannan is actually balling rn
@Doofy ๐จ Cap
@@limit8123 agreed
3:18
"What do anime people say?"
"Gonna catch em all"
Made my day ๐
LMAOOOOO
Bro i swear the weirdest shit happened on gta. I uploaded it earlier can you see it and see what you think real quick lol
I mean he's not wrong
1:31 can we get that one more time๐
best roast lazarbeam ever
4:40 best ever ๐๐
The jingle that roasted him was the best!
@Rafael yes I think I understand how that story works
@Rafael dude, why the fuck do you copy paste that on every comment saying the jingle roast is good.
The buffalo guy was life changing, ayo fornite man, thanks
gotta catch them all/ lazarBeam 2022
It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!
Agreed
Agreed
It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!
These mad bangers just hit different. Iโm telling u. Love u lazar
Lazar is the best
Your videos are just great mate, thanks for making my day better. ๐
The guy at 4:51 is so nice he looks nice and looks like he's really happy
7:52 I have dog image 11 as my Home Screen already
Lazer: I finally got a buffalo named after me! (happy music)
Also lazer: I'm not gonna give this guy money
Get this man to 20 mil well deserved keep it up:)
even though iโve only watched 17 seconds of the video you made it so i automatically love it๐คทโโ๏ธ
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome ๐ป
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic๐
@Doofy ๐จ shut up kid
โRoses are dead
โViolets are dying"
โOutside iโm smiling"
โBut inside iโm crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
your the best can you make more funny vids pls
Amazing video โค
I remember watching the jesus challenge,it was a long time ago. Felt like yesterday
Saaaaame I thought this was a reference to that