Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

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  • 게시일 2020. 12. 26.
  • An MRE is a portable meal for soldiers. It's not known to be very good... so I decided to try different MREs from America, Russia, and Korea to see which one was the best (and worst) food.
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  • @BigMilkBill
    @BigMilkBill 3 년 전 +28037

    Korea: “Hot water make food hot”
    America: “Water make food hot”
    Russia: “ Hot make food hot”

  • @somebastardontheinternet
    @somebastardontheinternet 3 년 전 +7602

    Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that."
    Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."

  • @wisenbakerfilms2103
    @wisenbakerfilms2103 3 개월 전 +698

    “OH I OVERFILLED IT! I OVERFILLED IT THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT!!!”
    *Pours Tang into the cup and drinks it*
    “H e y, I t t a s t e s F I n e ! “

    • @geekzombie8795
      @geekzombie8795 2 개월 전 +4

      XD

    • @thegoldennuke1096
      @thegoldennuke1096 2 개월 전 +9

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @Kiwiqwp
      @Kiwiqwp 개월 전 +4

      Right I noticed that too 😭 how is he alive rn

    • @therussiankid7296
      @therussiankid7296 개월 전 +2

      @@Kiwiqwp you really thought something would happen to him with that little water

    • @Kiwiqwp
      @Kiwiqwp 개월 전 +1

      @@therussiankid7296it’s obviously a joke and yes something could’ve happened, he goes to the hospital like 5 times in a week (or he used to) so knowing him, it could’ve ended terribly.

  • @TaGF_Tomcat
    @TaGF_Tomcat 5 개월 전 +346

    The fact Mark instantly started making weapon jokes about the utensil known as the "Combat Spoon" is golden

    • @bird8847
      @bird8847 3 개월 전 +19

      and the fact that the combat spoon has at least 2 confirmed kills makes it even better

  • @StairwaytoHeavenLZ
    @StairwaytoHeavenLZ 3 년 전 +4127

    "This could definitely double as a weapon"
    Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.

    • @Omega14343
      @Omega14343 3 년 전 +303

      Knives are for cowards amirite

    • @darkwolf3059
      @darkwolf3059 3 년 전 +27

      wait really

    • @Sundowner679
      @Sundowner679 3 년 전 +121

      Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me

    • @josephcongdon427
      @josephcongdon427 3 년 전 +94

      More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 3 년 전 +12

      @@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest

  • @V3NUSF7Y
    @V3NUSF7Y 3 년 전 +4673

    Korean MRE: takeout food
    American MRE: cafeteria food
    Russian MRE: *the grocery store*

    • @kopelynnthomas6142
      @kopelynnthomas6142 3 년 전 +70

      ??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????

    • @dravise2586
      @dravise2586 3 년 전 +109

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @taylorl9424
      @taylorl9424 3 년 전 +45

      @@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 3 년 전 +9

      Please look at 48hrs ration.

    • @manmadehorrors
      @manmadehorrors 3 년 전 +43

      to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol

  • @anja0106
    @anja0106 5 개월 전 +292

    Mark: Carefully reads instructions for flameless heater
    Also Mark: Follows about 50% of those instructions

  • @Moonzokast
    @Moonzokast 3 개월 전 +92

    3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020

    • @Nyeti53
      @Nyeti53 2 개월 전 +4

      Every toddler trying to tell a story ever😂

  • @daltonrlee
    @daltonrlee 3 년 전 +7615

    Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel 3 년 전 +383

      Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲

    • @typhoontav5361
      @typhoontav5361 3 년 전 +659

      How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon

    • @alexandergonzalez1665
      @alexandergonzalez1665 3 년 전 +595

      Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction*
      America: *pulls out spoon*

    • @LTOZONE240
      @LTOZONE240 3 년 전 +102

      Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago

    • @thatothermainprotagonist4956
      @thatothermainprotagonist4956 3 년 전 +94

      or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 3 년 전 +1671

    “You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.”
    Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”

    • @rawpowerjagg
      @rawpowerjagg 3 년 전 +2

      No replies

    • @michaelstrauss7924
      @michaelstrauss7924 3 년 전 +2

      @@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that

    • @chunky_chubbs5747
      @chunky_chubbs5747 3 년 전

      Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness

    • @axeonee
      @axeonee 3 년 전 +16

      Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .

    • @chunky_chubbs5747
      @chunky_chubbs5747 3 년 전 +4

      @@axeonee Your so smart

  • @user-wz2lw4oi9q
    @user-wz2lw4oi9q 3 개월 전 +172

    А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие

    • @coilaism
      @coilaism 2 개월 전 +8

      лол

    • @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us
      @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us 25 일 전 +7

      Translation, straight through Google Translate, because I don't speak or know Russian
      'And the fact that Mark placed the burner on the table without placing protection under it in the form of a board or plate is a special pleasure'

    • @user-wz2lw4oi9q
      @user-wz2lw4oi9q 25 일 전 +2

      @@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us well and whatsoever?
      I can use another language but obviously it is easier and faster to use my homeland one.
      What is the reason to copy google translate? Moreover it’s not a good one

    • @user-wz2lw4oi9q
      @user-wz2lw4oi9q 25 일 전 +1

      @@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us u know of course that almost everybody can see the line with ‘translate’ in it?
      So, u’r a child or a pineapple

    • @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us
      @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us 25 일 전

      @@user-wz2lw4oi9q oh yeah sorry i just forgot it was a feature lol, also 'child or a pineapple' is great

  • @fyodorisqt
    @fyodorisqt 8 개월 전 +107

    i almost broke down into tears when seeing mark put the whole packet of sugar into the water thinking it was a drink mix (i know some russian)

    • @starfalI
      @starfalI 13 일 전 +3

      i started screaming: “ITS FOR THE TEA NOT THE DRINK” 😞

    • @fyodorisqt
      @fyodorisqt 6 일 전

      @@starfalI 😭😭😭 (omg is that sigma pfp)

    • @retoukke
      @retoukke 3 일 전 +1

      as a russian who sorta knows smth about this MRE packs, i was gigglin while he was tryna eating it

    • @fyodorisqt
      @fyodorisqt 2 일 전

      @@retoukke FR 😭

  • @risoldd9480
    @risoldd9480 2 년 전 +3330

    america: just add water!
    Korea: Just add water!
    russia: Ammonia.

    • @Ollie_the_Possum
      @Ollie_the_Possum 2 년 전 +75

      MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 년 전 +137

      I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!

    • @aprilbaca3538
      @aprilbaca3538 2 년 전 +57

      @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup

    • @grantdotjpg
      @grantdotjpg 2 년 전 +31

      For the motherland

    • @desi6372
      @desi6372 2 년 전 +56

      the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time

  • @NeverwascooL
    @NeverwascooL 3 년 전 +6178

    Mark: "I'm gonna eat this"
    3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."

    • @keylimetea
      @keylimetea 3 년 전 +45

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pastacrusader1900
      @pastacrusader1900 3 년 전 +13

      Ah shiiiiiiz

    • @XShrike0
      @XShrike0 3 년 전 +121

      I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.

    • @galaxyicewolfie
      @galaxyicewolfie 3 년 전 +20

      He's jinxing himself again :l

    • @dasaggropop1244
      @dasaggropop1244 3 년 전 +67

      nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre

  • @ItsNattyCakes
    @ItsNattyCakes 7 개월 전 +180

    I love how there are some Russians here and they're just watching mark mess up the entire MRE

  • @nebraskacountryboy
    @nebraskacountryboy 6 개월 전 +107

    MREs
    •USA-0:57
    •RUSSIA-12:56
    •SOUTH KOREA-21:28

  • @parkerglidewell7886
    @parkerglidewell7886 3 년 전 +16941

    “It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal”
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @yourordinarycarl8010
    @yourordinarycarl8010 2 년 전 +6785

    America: you need water to cook up the main food
    Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold
    Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts

  • @kitsunehouse3504
    @kitsunehouse3504 개월 전 +43

    3 years late but
    The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice.
    The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others.
    The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.

  • @Victoriant1
    @Victoriant1 6 개월 전 +31

    For everyone doing this the first time US MRE you add water first, make sure the heater gets soaked and then knead heater for heat to start and then add the MRE entree to heat. Also Russian and US MRE can be eaten in the field cold but Korean one can't not very practical for an actual war implication. The drink mixes are important for electrolytes also.

  • @MeribelNova
    @MeribelNova 3 년 전 +2108

    "Cocaine?!??!"
    "fLOUR!!!!"
    *sniff*
    "Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."

    • @satoshikazami6958
      @satoshikazami6958 3 년 전 +54

      Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug

    • @deirdreleamy4678
      @deirdreleamy4678 3 년 전 +7

      @@satoshikazami6958 loool

    • @enomly8360
      @enomly8360 3 년 전 +5

      Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

    • @nou6676
      @nou6676 3 년 전 +3

      21:22

    • @tomclanys
      @tomclanys 3 년 전 +3

      @@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?

  • @yumourii
    @yumourii 3 년 전 +8540

    Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?”
    Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!

    • @youngoldschoolgamer6432
      @youngoldschoolgamer6432 3 년 전 +80

      I KNOW RIGHT !

    • @AceofSnakes77
      @AceofSnakes77 3 년 전 +181

      That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea

    • @meek4109
      @meek4109 3 년 전 +93

      @@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD

    • @sdasdawsta
      @sdasdawsta 3 년 전 +87

      @@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing

    • @AceofSnakes77
      @AceofSnakes77 3 년 전 +8

      @@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆

  • @Daziaq
    @Daziaq 8 개월 전 +227

    i didnt realize that mark's voice changes so much when speaking english than korean
    edit: as a korean im happy that he said korean was the best :)

    • @erinbeaud4556
      @erinbeaud4556 4 개월 전 +8

      As a similar kind of mixed as Mark, can confirm. My whole voice changes when I speak my other language.

    • @user-rg7gj8ph3g
      @user-rg7gj8ph3g 26 일 전

      Me too

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 24 일 전

      It's rather common, my voice changes when speaking English or Spanish

  • @_silver_sun_
    @_silver_sun_ 개월 전 +15

    It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.

  • @waffles001
    @waffles001 3 년 전 +2178

    “Cocaine?”
    “Flour!”
    **sniffs again**
    “Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”

    • @thatoneguy9031
      @thatoneguy9031 3 년 전 +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DarkDaFoxVT
      @DarkDaFoxVT 3 년 전 +2

      I MADE THE JOKE FIRST

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 3 년 전 +7

      I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that

    • @zackiechan2601
      @zackiechan2601 3 년 전 +2

      Yes I watched the video.

    • @Sunny_Ray911
      @Sunny_Ray911 3 년 전 +15

      @@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?

  • @AustinNRD
    @AustinNRD 3 년 전 +3990

    digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno”
    Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal”
    P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!

  • @Skarfar90
    @Skarfar90 8 개월 전 +25

    I think the best way to work the FRH (flameless ration heater), is to shake it up after adding water, so that the entire heating element inside gets soaked. It will make a big difference 😁

  • @CasualAviationEnthusiast
    @CasualAviationEnthusiast 4 개월 전 +10

    Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 년 전 +2331

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_

  • @bradykennemur1300
    @bradykennemur1300 3 년 전 +5295

    “Don’t drink water from bag”
    Mark: makes orange juice.

  • @akb_alb
    @akb_alb 3 개월 전 +12

    Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D
    (God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)

  • @YesTheDoorMatt
    @YesTheDoorMatt 개월 전 +5

    26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂

  • @bastet3139
    @bastet3139 3 년 전 +2053

    "cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*"
    - Markiplier 2020

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 3 년 전 +3002

    Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again

  • @is2xaccc
    @is2xaccc 2 개월 전 +6

    i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"

  • @michaelallen7163
    @michaelallen7163 4 개월 전 +41

    Mark, I've been watching your channel since I was 10, I grew up and joined the marines, I'm now 20 and seeing you eating what I usually eat is awesome and it has the same effect as meeting you in person

    • @MrLoverman7134
      @MrLoverman7134 4 개월 전

      I'm going to fail my ASL finals.

    • @crony2388
      @crony2388 개월 전

      @@MrLoverman7134 Did you fail your ASL finals? It's been two months

    • @MrLoverman7134
      @MrLoverman7134 개월 전

      @@crony2388 no I passed with a C which isn't the best but I'll take it

    • @crony2388
      @crony2388 개월 전

      @@MrLoverman7134 Awesome :)

  • @benebs_
    @benebs_ 3 년 전 +1103

    “What is this? Cocaine?”
    *Sniffs*
    “CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”

  • @1p3g82
    @1p3g82 3 년 전 +1776

    “they told me not to drink it”
    “ehh ill get more water later”
    *drinks poison water*

    • @gabrielwong89
      @gabrielwong89 3 년 전 +71

      He ended up with food poisoning after the video and uploaded in instagram

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 3 년 전 +12

      @@gabrielwong89 I don’t think he did it’s all cloak merch and the hospital trip was before this vid

    • @xoertance0d214
      @xoertance0d214 3 년 전 +7

      TakenKing vids take time to upload he probably got to the hospital before the vid uploaded

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 3 년 전 +1

      @@xoertance0d214 yeah could be

    • @melvindahlburger9587
      @melvindahlburger9587 3 년 전 +7

      I was actually going to comment the exact same thing

  • @ELIAHBLEU
    @ELIAHBLEU 7 개월 전 +7

    I comeback to this video when i'm feeling down. I watched this video too many times. It's honestly one of my fav videos on the internet.

  • @Forest_Fern
    @Forest_Fern 4 개월 전 +8

    As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍

  • @CanidRose
    @CanidRose 3 년 전 +686

    Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1
    "This tastes like chicken."
    "What's wrong with that?"
    "It's macaroni and cheese."

    • @chinmustache6420
      @chinmustache6420 3 년 전 +7

      Accurate

    • @Daffy_DuckxLSx
      @Daffy_DuckxLSx 3 년 전 +5

      I'm dead lmao

    • @LaserCoreX
      @LaserCoreX 3 년 전 +6

      Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 3 년 전 +1

      Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.

    • @Alexandra.AI.
      @Alexandra.AI. 3 년 전 +1

      Nan...
      Kaaa!
      Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂

  • @PNolandS
    @PNolandS 3 년 전 +3368

    Mark: *burns the table*
    Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...

  • @aabatteries6739
    @aabatteries6739 8 개월 전

    Thanks for giving me a heads up of what I have to look forward to.

  • @miabennett4787
    @miabennett4787 8 개월 전 +3

    This has got to be my favourite video mark has made so far

  • @ripmp5k935
    @ripmp5k935 3 년 전 +2983

    Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever.
    Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.

    • @woohoobarz
      @woohoobarz 3 년 전 +346

      The bees know what they're doing

    • @avalanche7139
      @avalanche7139 3 년 전 +177

      It’s because their knees.

    • @karr2619
      @karr2619 3 년 전 +45

      Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open,
      P.s it happened to me

    • @samantharoberts2053
      @samantharoberts2053 3 년 전 +187

      @@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old

    • @maynhardatkins8012
      @maynhardatkins8012 3 년 전 +45

      And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made

  • @ganchroi
    @ganchroi 2 년 전 +3918

    Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?"
    Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"

  • @arnavgupta4881
    @arnavgupta4881 8 개월 전 +4

    Took me a while to realize that Mark drank the water with the tang that he was not meant to drink lol

  • @mannysosa4358
    @mannysosa4358 7 개월 전 +2

    0:59 I laughed my butt off when he did the epic intro. I vibe with this for a few seconds, and then I can start laughing.

  • @amberrose7495
    @amberrose7495 2 년 전 +2982

    America : we have a pouch that will instantly heat your food.
    Russia: here’s a mini campfire good luck

  • @ssomniphobic
    @ssomniphobic 3 년 전 +813

    Mark: *Don’t tell Amy*
    Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.

    • @aidaadib2937
      @aidaadib2937 3 년 전 +33

      Memento mori

    • @renegonzalez2299
      @renegonzalez2299 3 년 전 +19

      @@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture

    • @ayjay2x927
      @ayjay2x927 3 년 전 +38

      We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

    • @helenaurquiza2977
      @helenaurquiza2977 3 년 전 +5

      not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”

    • @corbinbrier0
      @corbinbrier0 3 년 전 +9

      @@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?

  • @zaidinaumar
    @zaidinaumar 13 일 전

    This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining

  • @monke6395
    @monke6395 3 개월 전 +2

    America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight!
    Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go

  • @JesBdoinItAgain
    @JesBdoinItAgain 3 년 전 +1737

    Nobody:
    Mark after he's outta the hospital: *alright, we're Eating MRE's today*

    • @Frisbee_Paul
      @Frisbee_Paul 3 년 전 +8

      Those things will TEAR your bowels UP

    • @overthinking3573
      @overthinking3573 3 년 전 +9

      @@Frisbee_Paul I was absolutely fine after being on these for a week

    • @Frisbee_Paul
      @Frisbee_Paul 3 년 전 +7

      @@overthinking3573 they murdered me maybe my friend bought shady ones

    • @Frisbee_Paul
      @Frisbee_Paul 3 년 전 +4

      I went on a hunting trip with a buddy to the middle of no where and he said he'd bring food he brought mre's and water

    • @overthinking3573
      @overthinking3573 3 년 전 +30

      @@Frisbee_Paul you might have a weak stomach. In basic one dude in our flight didn't shit for the entire week, then last day dropped a log so big and wide it stood up in the toilet. Wouldnt flush, or break up. They had to physically carry it away and dispose of it that way, it was as big as my arm.

  • @Jest1447
    @Jest1447 3 년 전 +905

    "Wasn't commercial, it was illegal."
    Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes

    • @ghostlybirde7177
      @ghostlybirde7177 3 년 전 +3

      Who is grunkle stan lol

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 3 년 전 +3

      This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?

    • @Jest1447
      @Jest1447 3 년 전 +1

      why the hell is this comment getting so many likes

    • @ghostlybirde7177
      @ghostlybirde7177 3 년 전

      @Back2FutureFan6 oh

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn 3 년 전

      Definitely lol

  • @firewarrior9999
    @firewarrior9999 7 개월 전

    When I hunted with my dad, he always had a corple MREs in case of emergencies. I never tried one, but he said it's comforting when the bag warms up in the cold.

  • @BrokenDread
    @BrokenDread 8 개월 전

    For the ravioli, the sleeve needs to be put over the bag all the way, the sleeve needs to cover the ravioli bag completely to ensure uniform heat.

  • @user-qf5yx8lt5o
    @user-qf5yx8lt5o 3 년 전 +820

    mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.”
    also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water

  • @iamtheuberscoot
    @iamtheuberscoot 2 년 전 +15171

    Mark: Buys Russian MRE
    Mark: Opens Russian MRE
    Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 2 년 전 +291

      dang, who know?

    • @venus-9630
      @venus-9630 2 년 전 +281

      Damn who would've thought? 😨

    • @Itto-obession
      @Itto-obession 2 년 전 +87

      Damn if i was him i wouldn't know either

    • @coryshowinganutrigainbar5689
      @coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 2 년 전 +169

      He didn't buy it, he apparently found it at the back of a military truck

    • @maxwellbaker1790
      @maxwellbaker1790 2 년 전 +183

      @@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested

  • @ihatemymoney4683
    @ihatemymoney4683 8 개월 전 +1

    "i would eat those plants..." *tap tap* "green beans... in a can" the most relatable thing mark has said

  • @daniellec6573
    @daniellec6573 8 개월 전 +7

    hearing him speak Korean is awesome

  • @dazley8021
    @dazley8021 3 년 전 +18349

    Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"

  • @user-ye1bw5wu7k
    @user-ye1bw5wu7k 2 년 전 +14683

    As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank

  • @_SurferGeek_
    @_SurferGeek_ 3 개월 전 +2

    3:45 - Let's get this out on a tray... nice!

  • @laxmastiffgaming6351

    I definitely ran down to the comments expecting to find some soldier claiming, "No, we 100% ordered pizza in a warzone once."

  • @savvazotov4196
    @savvazotov4196 2 년 전 +4803

    As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 2 년 전 +157

      Tbf that “porridge” looked horrible

    • @fenya_underscore
      @fenya_underscore 2 년 전 +122

      and povidlo that was poured into glass of water (i guess with sugar) was even funnier

    • @Cr4z3d
      @Cr4z3d 2 년 전 +87

      It was because of the exposure to the combustion chemicals, not the porridge itself.

    • @jaxhawken4887
      @jaxhawken4887 2 년 전 +81

      @@wat5709 I wouldn't really go that far, it's just that a pearl barley porridge with beef is not a very common thing outside slavic countries

    • @slashthejackal8558
      @slashthejackal8558 2 년 전 +11

      ...Which one was the Porridge??

  • @andreid7846
    @andreid7846 3 년 전 +778

    Marks thought process
    “Flour?”
    “Cocaine?”
    “Cheese 😃”

  • @ryderrettenmaier2885

    quote from my dad (82nd airborne) "it fells sacrilegious to eat this thing hot

  • @My_Friending
    @My_Friending 6 개월 전 +1

    I ate so many of these in MCT, its honestly kinda funny to watch mark do it now

  • @alisiyad.9900
    @alisiyad.9900 2 년 전 +9403

    My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it

    • @User-dc6sm
      @User-dc6sm 2 년 전 +278

      still better than that red stuff

    • @Guy.B
      @Guy.B 2 년 전 +263

      I was just staring in horror

    • @User-dc6sm
      @User-dc6sm 2 년 전 +127

      @@Guy.B ah no I mean the red dyed tea mixes that were in the russian food packages

    • @Quixoria
      @Quixoria 2 년 전 +218

      Sweet tea without tea

    • @romanthemelon3803
      @romanthemelon3803 2 년 전 +31

      lmao same i love this it was so funny lol

  • @austinciampa4465
    @austinciampa4465 3 년 전 +493

    Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..."
    Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway

    • @oliviajohnson2481
      @oliviajohnson2481 3 년 전 +1

      100th like- thats satisfying

    • @cayfire129
      @cayfire129 3 년 전 +8

      This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital

    • @TheBlackRose666
      @TheBlackRose666 3 년 전 +2

      @@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again

    • @Numbattery
      @Numbattery 3 년 전

      this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines

  • @trygvejoakimsen2319
    @trygvejoakimsen2319 7 개월 전

    In norway it is super popular to eat food like this when going on like fishing and hunting trips, and it is delicious

  • @EzekielBread-fv1xc
    @EzekielBread-fv1xc 5 개월 전

    i love this video because of how mark is just doing his own thing with the meat can

  • @turtlaa
    @turtlaa 3 년 전 +24997

    Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside"
    Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater

    • @uniqueblk.beauty7649
      @uniqueblk.beauty7649 3 년 전 +1028

      I LEGIT JUST SAID THAT 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @bunnyboi686
      @bunnyboi686 3 년 전 +1655

      I was about to say, did no one else notice he just drank the hydrogen fuel water?

    • @thraxelon3863
      @thraxelon3863 3 년 전 +548

      Nahh he probably fine...yupp his fine! Nothing too worry about

    • @sebastian40082
      @sebastian40082 3 년 전 +894

      as soon as it happened i just went “oh mark” and came to the comments- most people didn’t seem to notice tho, or they ignored it

    • @gmaster2647
      @gmaster2647 3 년 전 +739

      I would hope he washed the cup off-camera before doing that because that's...dangerous.

  • @YourMom-yg1yw
    @YourMom-yg1yw 3 년 전 +436

    Mark: you’re not supposed to drink this *pours it in water*
    Mark .000005 seconds later: *makes some orange water, sip sip sip*

  • @Cainthegodslayer
    @Cainthegodslayer 2 개월 전 +2

    Just for your information. There were several big scandals in russian military procurment, including with food.
    One of these was, that allegedly the officer in charge stole the funds and replaced the meat supply with (possibly expired) canned dogfood.

  • @christopherfrederichs1344

    “Hi, can I get a meat lovers with cheese?”
    “Sure, where would you like it delivered?”
    “The front lines.”

    • @drockman92
      @drockman92 3 년 전 +17

      That would be an awesome delivery guy.

    • @random_bliss7827
      @random_bliss7827 3 년 전 +4

      @@drockman92 the war people and enimys (sorry for my spelling): OOOOHHH THANKS JIM! -eats slice and starts shooting-

    • @chinmustache6420
      @chinmustache6420 3 년 전 +12

      No one shoots the delivery man, they try to capture him at all costs

    • @random_bliss7827
      @random_bliss7827 3 년 전 +4

      @@chinmustache6420 correct.tjey shall make him s l a v e
      For
      P I Z Z A

    • @thestarprince
      @thestarprince 3 년 전 +2

      Best delivery guy hands down

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 3 년 전 +670

    “Do not overfill.”
    _1 millisecond later_
    “I OVERFILLED!!”

    • @warlock1860
      @warlock1860 3 년 전 +24

      He also puts the water in the cup acknowledges he shouldn't drink it and then immediately drinks it with flavor powder

    • @tawneysmith9448
      @tawneysmith9448 3 년 전 +3

      @ Conor Austin
      I noticed that as well. I hope it wasn't enough to cause harm.

    • @daydreamer9587
      @daydreamer9587 3 년 전 +2

      @@warlock1860 im glad someone noticed lol

    • @anidiot4558
      @anidiot4558 3 년 전 +1

      @Ì Am ĶeviňBB shut up

    • @pickle4293
      @pickle4293 3 년 전 +1

      "THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT."
      forgets to change the water and drinks it.

  • @dancesmokesmile344
    @dancesmokesmile344 3 개월 전 +1

    16:18 oh no, that container looks exactly like cheap dog food containers here in Norway. The color, shape, material, whatever is inside of it. I have one in the fridge I bought as emergency dog food because I ran out of food and couldn’t get the high quality until the next day, so I just bought a cheap one at the grocery store 😂

  • @LumberjackHvsh
    @LumberjackHvsh 7 개월 전 +1

    hahahah slight taste of ish got me rolling hahaha best part of the video forsure 9:28

  • @jamesaberkalns5457
    @jamesaberkalns5457 3 년 전 +600

    Mark: "ill get more water later"
    puts orange flavoring into the water

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 2 년 전 +3675

    Marks existential crisis is just his long winded way of saying “I could’ve been an engineer”

    • @captainthez6532
      @captainthez6532 2 년 전 +41

      Uh I mean he practically has all the knowledge of a engineer he was 2 semesters of finishing college so he obviously had the potential and intelligence but he just choose KRplus and that’s not wrong he is making more money and having amazing experiences as a KRplusr I don’t think that working as engineer would be as fun.

    • @captainthez6532
      @captainthez6532 2 년 전 +22

      Mark is smart as fuck just to be selected to be a engineer on college is hard

    • @captainthez6532
      @captainthez6532 2 년 전 +11

      But you are right I think that is a complex he has I think deep down he think he could have finished college and still be a KRplusr just to have the degree

    • @jacobburnett1175
      @jacobburnett1175 2 년 전 +34

      @@captainthez6532 trust me I did mechanical engineering in college. No it’s not fun 💀

    • @Caseoh_Music
      @Caseoh_Music 2 년 전 +5

      do you mean mid-life crisis?

  • @Michael_A284
    @Michael_A284 7 개월 전 +1

    Soldier:WE NEED BACKUP!
    The Sargeant:call THE PIZZA GUY

  • @Fapforce
    @Fapforce 3 개월 전 +1

    The existential crisis part resonated more than it should have

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 년 전 +874

    Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this"
    Mark, minutes later: "That's actually pretty good"

  • @jamestartaglio4722
    @jamestartaglio4722 3 년 전 +706

    Mark: "why would they put straight sugar in this?"
    *TEA LOOKS ON IN SORROW OF BEING FORGOTTEN*

  • @dusty_._
    @dusty_._ 6 개월 전 +1

    “ill get new water”
    DOESNT GET NEW WATER
    DRINKS SAID POISON
    “oh it doesn’t taste that bad”

  • @joshkidman1616
    @joshkidman1616 4 개월 전

    Mark needs to make more of these

  • @theraggedymochi
    @theraggedymochi 3 년 전 +820

    "i can eat green beans straight out of a can"
    so i'm guessing negotiations with green giant is going well

  • @sarpbakrsoy8125
    @sarpbakrsoy8125 3 년 전 +662

    "It wasn't commercial. It was illegal." -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020

    • @C4ptainC0rky
      @C4ptainC0rky 3 년 전

      Aren't you supposed to be dead...

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 3 년 전

      @@C4ptainC0rky reality is often disappointing

  • @briannaallen9615
    @briannaallen9615 7 개월 전 +2

    Do not drink, pours in glass saying he’ll change it then drinks the cool aid powder from the drink he forgot to change lmfao

    • @ericmaloney6730
      @ericmaloney6730 7 개월 전

      And he didn't eat the turkey nuggets lmao

    • @loganboyd6609
      @loganboyd6609 7 개월 전

      ​@@ericmaloney6730he literally grabbed one of the turkey nuggets up ate it flicked the tray while saying lot a pepper

  • @gnes04
    @gnes04 3 개월 전

    10:20 didn't expect the intense personal roast bro why😭

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 년 전 +476

    Oh, I see. He's not a masochist.
    *He's suicidal.*

  • @localforestdeity
    @localforestdeity 3 년 전 +514

    "THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT! Oh well, I'll just get new water"
    *drinks the chemical water a few minutes after*

    • @Red-Tempest
      @Red-Tempest 3 년 전 +4

      @W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! why is your name tag in existence

    • @stuffyworld10
      @stuffyworld10 3 년 전 +23

      Right? Lol I was sitting there praying he got new water off camera or something

    • @rockkandicore
      @rockkandicore 3 년 전 +3

      @@stuffyworld10 I was gonna say that lmao

    • @ComsicHatM
      @ComsicHatM 3 년 전 +3

      @@stuffyworld10 nah he'll be fine considering it didnt have time to react

    • @maykethijs9033
      @maykethijs9033 3 년 전 +1

      haha lol i was looking for this comment

  • @IakovBardin
    @IakovBardin 4 개월 전 +2

    As a Russian, I want to say that there are translators that can translate an image. Second, you should not use the burner inside. Third, they made a new MRE in Russia. I know it is not the best time, but you could try the new one

  • @Gundamguy-py3ir
    @Gundamguy-py3ir 5 개월 전 +1

    I want to see Mark do the whole American MRE menu breakdown. There are literally dozens of different menu options and every soldier, airman, marine, sailor has their favorite. And the one they absolutely despise.Have him try the pork cutlets.

    • @MrLoverman7134
      @MrLoverman7134 4 개월 전

      When do airmen eat their MRES?

    • @Gundamguy-py3ir
      @Gundamguy-py3ir 4 개월 전

      @@MrLoverman7134 During Exercises and deployments just like every other branch of the military.

    • @MrLoverman7134
      @MrLoverman7134 4 개월 전

      @@Gundamguy-py3ir oh yeah, I knew that. I totally wasn't imagined a pilot pulling out an MRE pouch mid-flight trying to cook it while maintaining stable course

  • @keeganconway7286
    @keeganconway7286 3 년 전 +1435

    “ThEy Said NoT To DrInK ITtt... I’ll get more later”
    *Drinks the water*

  • @kyuubicat5
    @kyuubicat5 3 년 전 +524

    “You can’t order a pizza in the middle of a war zone.”
    Not with that attitude you can’t

    • @daleharden1749
      @daleharden1749 3 년 전 +15

      We need a modern version of "Saving Private Ryan" where an Uber driver has to make a perilous journey to deliver Domino's to an Army unit stationed in Baghdad.

    • @intellectual_idiot7195
      @intellectual_idiot7195 3 년 전 +3

      @@daleharden1749 and if they really want to be accurate the Uber driver won’t get a tip

    • @kyuubicat5
      @kyuubicat5 3 년 전 +1

      @@daleharden1749 Yes xD

    • @jorgyt754
      @jorgyt754 3 년 전

      Anything's possible if you have a positive view on it

    • @adeadgirlXD
      @adeadgirlXD 3 년 전

      Lol

  • @JimmyDeanBreakfastSnausage

    Oh man, I swore to do and sort of don't miss the era of Mark's over-edited videos

  • @KlitzoOfficial
    @KlitzoOfficial 2 개월 전

    As a person who speaks and reads russian it was soo funny seeing mark put sugar and jam into water when ITS MEANT FOR THE TEA

  • @bdawg1118
    @bdawg1118 2 년 전 +1782

    Looks: “Cocaine?”
    Feels: “Flour!”
    Smells: “cheeeeeese”