reading dirty fan fictions
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- 게시일 2020. 05. 17.
- well, this was awkward. apologies for the half-ass video. gonna come back strong next video for some quality mf content. stay tuned on my twitter, snap, and ig stories. will be asking for more of YOUR ideas soon ! much love :)
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the levels of second hand embarrassment I feel for the girls/guys who wrote these is SKY ROCKETTING 📈📈LMAAOMSNSKSHSJS
I didn't write nun of theses and I'm quaking
@@aarilynfarley6263 I wanna go look for yours lmaoooo
paige walker how do we know there all girls?
FRRRR
"the volume in this bus is astronomical it is
waayyyyyyyy to loud"😂😂🙌
LMAO THE PEOPLE THAT WROTE THIS ARE DYING IN THE INSIDE 💀💀
@@-miavictoria-368 which one tho? 😭
Mia Perez which ?
Mia Perez which one
I love how he hates most nicknames but never says anything about daddy LMFAOOOO
@@Estelleparker212 hehe C;
Estelle Paker 👀I-
I feel like most straight guys love being called daddæ
cause he knows hes daddy
b a b y d a d d æ
Mattias mom listening from the outside :
👁️👄👁️
😂😂😂
NOOOO-
💀💀
😂😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he read it😭you can tell he’s uncomfortable. His voice is so shaky and mumbled😭😭😭😭🤚🏼JAIL
we ALLLLLL feel the same about this video. cringe, secondhand emmbaressment, and crying laughing.
Lmao fr... I paused the video every 5 sec because how cringy it was lmao I cant even continue. Like right now I paused it just to look at the comments and take a deep breath before continuing.
Same bruh...I can’t 😂😂
@@briramos4182 HAHAHAHAHA same
exactly
Bri Ramos Fr
I feel hella bad😭 poor baby mumbling the WHOLE time outta embarrassment and uncomfortably😭😭
💀💀💀💀💀
why am I uncomfortable. BUT IT’S ONLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE READS ITTTT AHAJSJSJSJSKSKSJUSHS 💀
bahaha fr when i read i’m comfortable but when mattia reads it i get so weirded out 💀💀💀😭😭😭
FRRRRRRR
Alexysss H YESSS
when i read them i still get weirded out LMFAO
Same
mattia parents hearing this shit while eating dinner: 👁👄👁
LMAO💀💀
IM DEAD LMFAO
IMAGINE GIANLUCA OMG
LMFAOOOO🤣😭💀
LMFAOO
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Mattia: I will never say baby girl
His alexa: am I a joke to you?
WAIT- I REMEMBER THE LIVE
PERIODT
Lmatfooo
A MOMENT I FORGOT-😭😭😭
LMAOOOO
“This mf mattia aggressive”🤣💀
Thats how I like it (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
_.ʙᴜʙʙʏ._ I-
Buh_buh_buh_ Bacon whats wrong🥺
_.ʙᴜʙʙʏ._ I-
@@thatgurlcoley806 😀 I-
his face went this ⚪️ to 🔴 this sooo fast
omg 😭😭
Omg
It did tho 😭💀
Pretending he didnt like this 😌
Ikrrrr I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😳😶
“ his is my friend not my boyfriend”
Kairi punching the air😂😂😂
this is so uncomfortable but that’s what makes it so interesting😭😭💀
It's Jojo Siwa's birthday tomorrow...
ifkr i couldn't stop laughing😂😭😭
i cried about how cringy this was
Kim Nathasingh same
We been knew
noone:
Literally Noone:
Wattpad stories: "The Italian, the Wasian"
No one*
Just one world ''racist"
@@xin_valeria2920 oop sorry, I failed English lmao
"The tall boy, the small boy, The brown haired boy, the the black haired boy"
Like we get what races their from😂😂
he hates most nicknames but said nun bout “daddy” 👁👄👁
Prob cuz he likes that name... I ship Mairi so, hm maybe he’s been called that by, you know who..
@@annachild4051 TEA
@@annachild4051 I SMELL TEA
Amani Wallace 👀👀
Ikr
Mattia: "I will never say baby girl in my life"
Me: "okey, just call me wifey"
Or Mamas 😂😂
@@NyeTingzzz ohcrap. I like that too shizzz
still cringe
xx. shryl hahahahhahahaha 💀
all the writers of these fanfictions “𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚“
nah they get more views
HAHAHHAAHA
IM SO GLAD HE DIDNT READ SOME ON INSTA😭😭😭😭😭I would’ve deleted my whole ass account-
Asela M LMFAO insta people are less dirty tbh dw:) i always have some popping up on my explore page but wattpad is a whole different story 💀😭
@@xoyma BHSAHAHAH wattpad is a scary place tbh
like im not attracted to Mattia but this mans voice
Same
Literally omg💀
Like FR tho
Fr
i think that he is cute but you are tru about his voice
HIS MUMBLING IS SENDING ME SHDJEJDNSJ
People on Wattpad: "my heat"
Mattia: "wtf is heat"
Me: "that's what I said"
Right
Eunoiaする literally gacha characters shi their life 9
It’s a p- uh nothing
It’s a 😺
@@kaylajones3967 thats the only reason i know what it is
when your mom says “read a book”
mari LMAOOOO
HAHA
the only books that entertain us 😉😭
okay but why dose she ask me of a summary of it
it do be like that doe
I keep laughing every time at “the wasian” “the Italian boy” “the tall boy” like wtf😭😭😭
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Me choking on the air every ten seconds
Nyanna Jones FR 😭😭😭😭😭
SAME
Nobody:
Me: pausing the video every second to pray for the authors of these fanfics
Wish I was the author 😧
When I’m one of the authors 💀😭😭😭😭
Kaela Franco oh nooooo💀😭
Bro me too me too
Kaela Franco FR FR
Mattia: Kairi is not my boyfriend
Kairi: hEaRt bEEn bRoKe sO mAnY TiMeS I. I...
ITS ME ACAJA don’t know what to believeeEeE
I wEar My HeArT oN mY sLeEvEs
@@biancachyne1930 So ITs BesT I PuT mY HEaRt On IcE, hEaRt On ICe
Wait omg Idk the restttt lmaoooo im sorry guys I betrayed y’all😔
Kassandra Faye Isabel Cercado KAKSKSKSSKJDJD SAME-
mattia: why all the stories gotta make me the top
me: so your a bottom?
lmaooo
No Kairi is the bottom
@@emmalizze8720 yeah but hear me out: kairi: bottom
mattia: switch
ale: top
so if its w kairi hes topping but hes bottoming w ale lmao
*Petra Simu* ok i could def see mattia being a switch lmao
Surai johnson samee
I- y’all are going to JAILL 😳
PERIODTT 😭🏃🏾♀️
Nanajean Baptiste 😭😭😭these mfkas aggressive
@@azyla-emery1317 it's the way u spelt it for me
@glimmerauqios ☠️☠️😭idk
PERIODTTTTT 🤣💀
HAHSJDJAJDJ PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE OF HIM READING IT
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HAHWJWHWH
NO I FELT THAT TOO
Omg I kept pausing it and it taken me abt an hour to get through the first 5 minutes😂😂😂
I did too sadly😔
I HAD TO PAUSE IT . OR I WOULD LEAVE THE VIDEO ABAHAHHA ITS SO AKWARD
HE SAID HE WOULD NEVER SAY MAMAS WHEN HE CALLED KAIRI MAMAS I'M DEAD 💀
He really did 😂😂😂?
Can i know the time stamp ?
@@ddami.e On tiktok when he was sending snaps
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING(second hand) BUT ONY WHEN HE READS IT
Like fr😭
Nakiyah Holliman YES
Why was he low-key blushing 🥰😂
imagine how happy yet embarresed the people who wrote these feel-
LMFAOOJOHSKKSK 🤣🤣
we love a guy that doesn’t like calling a girl mamas
Ikr it’s so CRINGYY
i agree w u so much
Lily-Mai Jobson luckyyyy
Lily-Mai Jobson when you’re lucky and unlucky as the same time
Makes me cringe so much
“ArE yOu LoSt BaBygOrL”
AHHHHHHHH
OMG
NO IM NOT-
NO SIR
LORD HAVE MERCY
HELP WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD HIS VOICE AND WHY IS IT DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT BYE-
Yea same, I thought he would sound sweaky
@@noonecares1221 SAME KMFSIAUSSH
The people who made the fan fics b like: 👁👄👁
me in the corner knowing i made one
Aniya Geiger really which one?
@@No-ux6yl omg which one? and how do you feel right now?
@@shamailabashir5907 lemme not expose myself ;)
what the actual hell is going through ppls minds when they write chiz like this I-
RIGHT TF
*Waffles* OMG EXACTLY!! IVE NEVER READ THIS APP THING AND IM LIKE “HOW THE HELL?!?!”
I actually have it and besides the incredibly cringey stories, there’s actually great ones. They’re interesting and raise up your standards and expectations in people so
CHIZ😂😂
FR LIKE IM SCARED FOR MATTIA , IMAGINE BEING WRITTEN ABOUT SEXUALLY BY A PERSON YOU DONT EVEN KNOW 😭😭💀
anyone else just reading through the comments to feel less awkward haha 😅
Yes
Yes
Mhm
yep
Doing that right now 😭
Mattia: we are going to read this together like a little happy family......
me: wtf type family is dis
😂😂😂😂
Its a step family
Family strokes
ahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl naw fr
No one:
Literally no one:
Mattia: gets mad when a fan makes him say mamas and babygirl but dismissed the fact that he’s screwing a girl in the back seat 😂💀
Serio!!😂😂😂
And he do be making girls call him daddy but he won’t call a girl mamas
😂
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
the most second hand embarrassment i’ve ever had.
Same I had to keep pausing and screaming💀💀
Nimat Okanigbuan Samee
Me too it burns 😂
i knowwwww i’m trying to finish it but i’m struggling. ITS SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!
I havent even started watching and its making me cringe
Nobody:
Me: *Pausing every 5 seconds just to cringe* 👁👄👁
Same
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEEE
Me tho😂
ONGGGG
mattia lowkey wished he was actually in the smut
Omg fr 😂
Oh my-
diana elizabeth i-
NOOO-
I-
i can’t be the only one who cringed so hard at the first one.
The people that wrote these fanfics:
This is so HUMILIATING
nobody:
Me: scrolling down the comments to see if the boys commented
BRO I DO THAT EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO
16:12 “why do all these stories make me the top” uhm are you saying you’re a bottom? I-
ONG LIKE-
omg bruh, the second hand embarrassment is kicking in baddd 😭😭
Jenna Michelle 💀💀💀
Fr I can’t watch
fr 😭💀
ikrrrr
Mattia: he’s my friend not my boyfriend
Also Mattia’s insta story: we’re married
Fr ? I cant see it maybe he delete it
i am weird. He made that insta story a while ago
@@idktbhlmaoao oh okay wait let me check.
@@idktbhlmaoao stop spreading hate👀
Ahlam Abdy ~ how is that- eye
The people who wrote the fanfics: 👁💧👄💧👁
No cap i want to see him and Kairi read Mairi fanfics. Just to see their reactions.
RIGHTTTT
Yh das 4 tru
“this mf mattia is aggressive” bruhh😭
No one:
Me: Pausing the video every 5 seconds cause I couldn't stop laughing..
Bro same
Curly Steph samee😂😭😂
SAME I WAS CRINGING SO MUCH😭
🤣🤣😭
Literally me-
i’m cringing so hard i have to stop it every like 5 seconds to stop myself from going red 😭
“we’re playing truth or dare” *glares at the camera* 💀😂😂
No one literally no one
Mattia: reads the fanfics without a problem
When he’s done: aight that was so fucking weird
LMAO
Due to personal reasons I shall be passing away due to second hand embarrassment
im weak 😭, i didn’t know people actually shipped the boys with each other omg
When you only watch this vid to look at him for 21:40 me not listening to a word he says 😂😳
me too
U can't say "due to personal reasons" then say the personal reason (due to second hand embarrassment).
yes yes i will to
You look so disappointed and uncomfortable reading these😂😂
This makes me want to ✨d i e✨
✨twins✨
“Alvaro:choked alejandro:died roshaun:coverd his face pinto:squeaked kairi: shivered” I’m crying 😭💀
LMAODHDHYSYWUWW
KYD n Bebe PAHAHAHAHHAHA
THIS PART I REALLY CANTTTYYY
the thing is that basically EVERY fanfiction has the word “mamas” in it 😂
omg yesssssss 💀
ikr 😂
or "daddy" 😭😳
how you know 💀
charlie dredge i read fan fictions but not abt sex with mattia
"mamas" "babygirl" "daddy"
Me : damn, i feel so uncomfortable rn😂
aslo me : watching the whole video and laughing😂❤
Nobody him: mumbling the whole time
Me: 💀💀💀 I’m crying 😂😂😂
I’m literally laughing so hard😭😂
The worst part is that these are the innocent one 😭✋🏼
Fr
For real 😭😭
I said the same thing😭😭
TRUE
Mhm JAIL😭😭😭😭
when he said "wtf is a heat" I lost it 💀💀💀
Me too 😭😭
SAME HAHAH
i'm trying so mf hard not to laugh bc my parents are watching a movie rn.
Nobody:........... Mattia: “Just ppl paying for his fans only”
He has one
Iyonia Love idk. I was quoting the video.
Ariana Valette oh ok thx
@@iyonialove8931 GIVE ME THE LINKKK!!!!!
he doesn’t have one chile he’s a minor
Y’all can see him blush so hard at the beginning of the “sMuT” 😳😭.
Mattia: I will never say baby girl in my life... him last night to kairi: baby Olaf... baby girl
I'm dead😂
Periodt 😂💖✌🏻
omfg😂😭😭
Haha🤣
I can’t 😭😂😂♿️
I was watching something completely unrelated, how the hell did I end up here-
Why do I feel like he’s my old 2nd grade reading teacher
mattia: were friends he’s not my boyfriend kairi watching this: 👁👄👁
I choked-😂
Lmao😂
Heart been broke so many times💔😧
i spit my water out im sorry-
Lmao 😂
“we don’t like each other like that” *says it while blushing*
LMAOO IK
he’s such a good liar 🥰
Y'all are too much for me 😂
Why i feel like he was blushing the whole video lmao
He be cussing every sentence 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao I’m dying😂😂😂😂
“Why do they always make me a top”
I have SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FOR YOU and I am SCARED💀💀💀😭😭😭
Me too, I keep pausing the video. This is so cringy
Same😂😂
@@Gaby-zg5xb fr i keep pauseing and saying " JESUS JESUS CHRIST 💀"
Mattia: me and kairi are friends
The fandom: aRe yOu sUrE aBoUt tHaT * pulls up all mairi moments *
manymanymanymanymany moments*😂😭💀
manz also said it while blushing
I MEAN WE CANT MAKE THIS UP THERES SO MUCH PROOF
I just came from ur tiktok
@@jasmin-es1gw yesss
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Mattia: I’m not doing that to words...I only do it to videos
Me:don’t we all
chile...... anyways -😶
😳
me every 10 seconds: *pause.....*
No one: Mattia: *in a girls voice* “yOuR fInE aSf” * bites his lip* LMAONSKSNW
wich minute?
or what
What time stamp?
AHAHAH
Retro Nile 3:21
mattia: “i WiLl NeVeR sAy BaBy GiRl”
me: “but you called alexa baby girl
Alexa is an exception
alexa is superior
kairi too in many posts👀
When you name Alexa 😙😂😂
MANUELA SPERTI BB he called kairi mamas in one lmfaooo
Why did this make me so uncomfortable, especially bc he was reading it 🥴
I’m barely past 5 minutes... it’s so awkward 😂
i’m literally dying if second hand embarrassment
same
“this is so cringy”😭
Fr 😭😭
It really is 😭😭
fr i wanna see him but not the fanfics
he not lying 😭
Agreed😭😭
He called us family 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 me lowkey simping for him 🥴🤭
I felt second hand embarrassment watching this.
IM NOT EVEN DONE WITH THIS AND THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE PAUSED THIS TO CRINGE AND LAUGH IS UNCOUNTABLE
LITERALLY MEE IM SCREAMINGGG
Same😭
Same bruh
Honestly same
YESS 😭😭
mattia’s more strict about using commas than my english teacher-
bitch I see u havent met me HAH
Scarlett Meadows Lmaoooo
7:41 it's like he didn't realize he said mamas until it came out his mouth
Mattia: “I wouldn’t do that to words... I do it to videos”. Me:😳 sir
No body:
Not even Casper the ghost:
Mattia: *what am I? A SiMp?*
14:42 dont mind me.
Me: yeah
mattia: kairi is not my boyfriend
kairi: “hEarT beeN brOkeee sOooo mAny tiMezzz”
💀
Florette Sumo lmfao 💀😂
Florette Sumo LMAO
Florette Sumo oml😭
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
A mini fanfic(plis dont kill me. I also hate myself): mattia switched off the camera and stayed up to 3 am reading his wildest dreams on wattpad...
Umm chille... this should had stayed in my brain drafts like math problems.
he gonna be a simp when he meets a girl that makes his stomach do flips every time he sees her
nobody:
me: pausing every 5 seconds bc i can’t stop cringing
I cringed the whole time lmao
LITTARY ME!
OMG ME!!! I legit have never heard of this app he’s using 😂 HOW CAN PPL READ THIS STUFF
Sameee
Me‼️
no body:
literally no one:
mattia: this mattia guy’s aggressive
Lmao😂
Lmaoo
that shit was lowkey funny💀💀
omg i diedddddd
Shut the fuck up bitch 🦋✨🥰💓🧚
Mattia: I will never say “baby girl” in my life me: um you just said it hahahaha
Mattia: Just went a little PG13 there...
Also Mattia: Continues to read smut.