Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer

Godlike Merch: pissbaby.art/

"No, no, don't go back to the piss." As he pushes the robot dog away just like a real dog. I'm fucking dying

When he said that they were only offering it to construction companies, I genuinely expected him to say "So i created a construction company"

“Oh no its slipping in the piss” is one of the best lines on youtube.

Imagine you're on break at Boston Dynamics, you look out the window and there's a guy with a modified version of your best robotic dog yet, he stares you right in the eyes and the robot dog starts pissing on the parking lot and then he and the dog walk away.

the Boston dynamic intern who has to show this to their head of legal to decide how the fuck they respond

Michael: [ *is too lazy to make a second prototype* ]
Also Michael: [ *drives to the other side of the country for a 15-second bit* ]

I like how Michael made something that didn’t need to be potty trained into an absolute interior monster

The first run of the bot consisting of it mostly drunkenly kicking beer cups over, slipping and falling on its face and then pissing itself was really poetic.

“What is my purpose?”
“You piss beer”
“Oh my god!”

The way the robot is realistically trying to not slip on the beer is mind blowing

I like how yvone has such a natural fear of Michael that the sound of the piss sent her into a genuine fight or flight mode

I’d like to believe the CEO of boatman dynamics has watched this video in horror of what michael is doing to his robot

What is my purpose?
You piss beer.
...Oh my god

Michael somehow managed to un-toilet train a dog that doesn't even have organs. My mind is blown.

I love how Michael is taking this robot that’s definitely going to be used for remote military combat and turns it into essentially a party butler to refill your drink…

the sheer level of intelligence and effort that went into this is actually shocking
i actually have a masters in engineering and im pretty sure i couldnt have programmed or built half of what he did, and i definetly wouldnt have put in a tenth the amount of effort
and he did it all just to take the piss.... or well....have a piss

Not only has Michael Reeves bastardized the future of robotics, he drove to Boston Dynamics and taunted them with power they weren't ready for

I’ve started coding recently. I can understand the smarty pants parts of the videos I’ve watched for so many years lol. Love the content Michael, can’t wait for the next upload!

“Eventually, my beer is gonna be gone, but my sadness isn’t” -Micheal Reeves 2021

* disappears for 7 months *
* makes a robot dog that pees beer into a cup *
* refuses to elaborate *
* disappears again *

Boston dynamics: "let's build a dog that doesn't piss and sh*t everywhere."
Michael: "im gonna make this robot dog piss everywhere!"

Dolan dark: “I just wanna know what year they’ll be fuckable”
Micheal: “ this year if I can get my hands on one”
Truly underrated moment
1:00

I like how he built the robot to piss in beer cups, and then at the end he just took it out to just piss on properties.

Imagine engineers from Boston dynamics watching years of their hard work turned into a robot that pees beer

Driving 45 hours to make a robot piss on the doorstep of its own creator because they kept ghosting you is quite the powermove

My man turned a 75000 dog into a robot that piss fing beer

seeing a robot dog stumble around while having a giant ass beer keg attached to it, is beyond hillarious.

The fact he drove 3k miles just to have the very robot dog they spent 30 years inventing piss beer at their HQ was just the biggest power move of 2021.

Using the flashlight to highlight the taller object is so genius

On the map for the drive, he crossed out Hartford, Connecticut instead of Boston, MA

I love how it looks like a mentally scarred pet that pisses all over the room scared and just passes out half way through.

Michele Reeves: the genius who turned a cross country vacation with his girlfriend into a business expense

To see you're own code happen in real life is like ascending to heaven lmao

My favorite part of this video is the end where this man gets Two Flat Tires on a busy interstate on a cross country road trip with his girlfriend and a multi million dollar machine strapped in with him, and his thought is immediately "this seems like a great place to film my sponsor segment"

Michael Reeves: casually acts like he hasn't been dead for 7 months

If Tony Stark had brain damage:

Michael is like how my brain works during school or any other day 😭💀

"why haven't you uploaded in seven months?"
"beer pissing robot dog."
"okay that makes sense"

Alright everyone, now we spam him with requests to make it scream when it bumps into things.

I love how much Michael celebrates when his stuff works.

I think a robot slipping on it's own piss is the funniest thing I've seen all day

“So michael, you got any pets?”

This dude is great he drove 45hrs just to make his robot dog piss on cement infront of Boston dynamics. I mean what a power move.

Make a blanket/alarm clock that tases you if you sleep in too long.

12:26 michael is the kind of guy to change the entire purpose of a product, get upset that the company isn't too happy with the additions he made for a funny video, have a 44 hour drive all the way up to the company's building then have the product piss beer in the parking lot just for it to be recorded for 10 seconds. he is the definition of petty, funny but petty. btw that song was good

Elon musks abandoned child learns the power of friendship through torturing robot dogs

Mark Rober: *collabs with gov to scam and catch scammers*
Micheal Reeves: makes a beer pissing dystopian robot dog

"Clear the robot's astigmatism"!! HAHAHAHAHA

This is pretty much the last step before robots become autonomous.

plot twist: He only did this entire thing so he can go to boston with his gf and write it off as a business expense

You can always count on Michael to make good use of one of the most advanced tech of our generation

It's crazy how this and Michael's other videos prove that he can end the world if he so chooses.

I love how hes like the ultimate troll espically with his sponsors rofl
Just does what he wants I respect that.

"Ideally without the 6 month break" - It's the 6 month anniversary!

Me: “I wonder why Michael hasn’t uploaded in a while.”
Micheal: “Robot beer piss dog!”
“Understandable.”

The world's most expensive automated beer delivery system

The chaotic nature of the testing is the best part. Its perfect!

The sight of an incredibly advanced robotic quadruped slipping on the floor in its own piss is absolutely hillarious.

Watching the advanced AI robo dog slip in it’s own piss is the most hilarious shit ever.

Bro bought a 75000$ dog to make it piss beer

"what is my purpose?" you piss beer "oh.."

He’s like Peter Parker if he never got spider powers, got rejected by Mary Jane, and spiraled into alcoholism

“There is a fine line between genius and madness, and Michael Reeves has snorted that line.”
- Esau Giant, 2021

Best quality youtube content ever seen. Keep up the good work!

i love how he said 6 month break this video took like 10 months from the last one

I feel like taking a company’s robot and making it piss on their parking lot is the biggest middle finger you could ever do to a company

the fact that he literally traveled across the entire U.S. just to piss on a company

Your delivery on tge jokes is always spot on

Michael: (perfectly explains the inverse-square law in caveman terms)
Also Michael: "Don't trust a word I say"

Imagine working in Boston dynamics and on your lunch break you see a guy with your top intelligence robot just pissing while looking at you

The thing that blew my mind the most was the fact that Michael's allowed to drink beer.

no one is gonna talked about how he can do programming well?

it's just like a real dog, pissing everywhere

People in the 40's : "In the future we'll have flying cars."
Micheal: "Hold my piss-beer."

“hey dude where do you store your beer?”
**piss dog walks in**

OH MY GOD. I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a while. You sir, are a genius. A hilarious madman.

The dog chained up with the cup over flowing is hilarious 😂

"What is my purpose?"
"You piss beer"
"Oh my God"

Driving all the way up to Boston Dynamics after getting ghosted just for your robot dog to pee on the property is nothing short of being the ultimate petty move and I applaud you.

You should add a taser on this tasing people taller than you

that uncanny resemblance to an actual dog in the way it reacts to slipping, from the recovery movements to the just laying down in its own piss

Michael: Hey can I have one of your robot dogs?
Boston Dynamics: No
Michael: So you've chosen piss

it's like watching a puppy that's not potty trained have a shit fit

Micheal, you have inspired me to pursue a career in mechatronics engineering. You content is great, and I hope you keep up the great work

Micheal is living the dream of being a non disney version of Dr. Doofenschmirtz.

For years, Boston Dynamics' best engineers tried to make Spot as dog-like as possible. But they just couldn't figure out the last step. That is, until Michael stepped in and taught Spot how to piss itself

Man builds dog to simulate having a dog

I love that Michael missed the perfect opportunity to put the security camera on top of spot to give him a little eye... though I'm assuming he thought of that and it being placed below is just more practical

Watching a $75,000 robot dog slip in it's own piss has been the highlight of my year so far.

Here we see a Michael Reeves in the wild, waking up from its 6 month hibernation.

propably the most random and best video so far. Keep on that

Evil genius. I love it

Man comes online after 7 centuries and literally makes a peeing robot dog. We don't deserve this much genius.

I love how Micheal can literally make anything but would rather make a robot piss beer

74k well spent

After seeing this, I just wanna know what Boston Dynamics reaction to this video is now

The fact that he drove all the way to Boston to have his robot piss in the parking lot is the best part

Michael after learning about different color solo cups:

It's not a flaw in engineering, it's just accurate to real life.