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- 게시일 2024. 04. 19.
- Wait… we haven’t been cancelled yet? Nice! In that case, let’s take a deep dive into the updates that still give our developers nightmares. Discover what Village and Pillage was almost called, and gasp at several other shocking revelations that I genuinely cannot remember even though I wrote the script for this episode and have seen it about a hundred times - they’re just THAT shocking!
00:00 Intro
00:41 The Update Aquatic
01:44 Village & Pillage
02:16 Better Together
03:35 Secretly Delayed Nether Update
04:25 Caves & Cliffs
The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/ - 게임
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M.A.R.I.L.L.A and the Narrator should host Minecraft Live this year.
Yes
Computer ruling minecraft...
Ah yes.
A floor made out of floor
M.A.R.I.L.L.A made out of M.I.N.E.C.R.A.F.T.'.S .F.O.U.N.D.E.R
Yes
YES THATS A GREAT IDEA
Marilla: “I’m what happens when you type too many 6’s into Minecraft’s code!”
Me : *w h a t*
ya
Wait…
666…
*Oh shi-*
w h a t
W. H. A. T.
W
I like how the MARILLA's voice actress constantly sounds like she's about to burst into a fit of laughter
@Soinas Doyi aaaaab
M
I have no idea why I’m here and I’m absolutely terrified =3
She did in episode 1 when she talked about phantoms
@@Stealthfang270 And went on to make the most beloved mob in minecraft- AHAHAHAHAA
Never ask:
A Woman - her age
A Man - his salary
Mojang - how they got the axolotl death sound
Panda too
Asked this on Twitter. They said it was just normal axolotl/panda sound but with a higher pitch.
Never ask why you should not ask a women her age or a man his salary or how mojang got the axolotl death sound
It's a joke 💀 don't take it too seriously..
no animal was harm when they record the sounds
"The totem of undying doesn't work irl :("
That means somebody tested it, died, lived somehow, and reported that it didn't work
That may be a paradox.
The data is recorded by another observer.
I feel so smart.
maybe their friend wrote the report
@@ilcubo32 observers dont work in real life either
@@kaboomgaming4255 by observer I mean person who is just standing there to observe and collect data
“Game design can’t be as pretty as I am, but it can be as slow”
sentences like this is why Minecraft makes the best videos
hahahahaha
Why is there no comments
"herobrine is the darkest character in minecraft history"
the narrator:
martha: am i a joke to you?
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
“I’m the result when you pay your son for hugs”
AHEM! AND ENTITY 303 AND 404
@@Nyet_komrade bruh
I just realized that since the Nether Update was delayed, this explains why we got half the features in the first 3 snapshots last year.
But they delayed caves and cliffs the same way becausw they werent ready
สุาสะสพมัม
@@user-hg5ri8qu4pOh look it's the funny noodle language
Man I love the sneak peak, they aren’t removing cobblestone!
Hope they aren't removing stone
Yeah, I'm really Glad they didn't remove Cobblestone
@@gwxd5 here have a like ;)
@@unknownofficial5973 look in the background, there’s stone
@@teathesilkwing7616 oh cool
The Forever Alone Update
-Removes Multiplayer
-Removes all mobs
-Adds Microwaves and microwavable meals
-Adds crying
And it should add a potion effect called depression. It would slow you down, weaken you, milk wouldn’t get rid of it, and it last for a unknown amount of time.
And Makes all of the overword a cave made of stone
And the nether has gone back to looking like the pre 1.16 update
Removes every block except stone, spruce wood,netherrack and endstone and adds wooden tables
-Adds depressed obsidian
-removes faces on droppers dispensers and observer
-water is renamed as tears
-height damage is increased
Adds Rarmen
"The totem of undying doesnt work IRL :("
Now Im afraid someone tried this in real life
But lived to say it doesn't work. Lol
@@peony4175 Or someone watched!!!
Fun fact: whoever tested it out went back to Mojang to tell them it didn't work. For their brave sacrifice, Mojang based the Zombie mob off of that brave intern
The fact someone tried to make one is strange.
This is why I carry 5 Totems when I go to the Nether
I love the fact that this is literally the Minecraft version of brain dump.
I love Mojang.
Me to
Ah yes, another episode where Minecraft forgets to acknowledge the existence of Herobrine
aww c'mon. you could at least try
SussyBaka Update best
So true 🤣
Imagine If Narrator Said
"And I Used To Remember When People Call Steve With Eye Problems Scary"
if the creator is the firm that doesn't exist why are there people who believe in it yet?
"The totem of undying doesn't work irl"
Something really bad happened...
Queen elizabeth: maybe im not real..
@@morbius4296 she has an entire inventory of shulker boxes full of them
@@morbius4296 Now I am convinced that the Queen is added by mojang
@ZakIsLost how about both
@ZakIsLost nah she has mending on her body
The fact that in mind kart update would literally be considered a joke makes me sad because after all of the better need updates like the desert in the end and such I think there should be an actual update to the mine kart System
pretty sure they were just referencing mario kart, not saying they won't update minecarts
wat
this was a *super* mario *kart* joke not a minekart joke.
@@katiaferreira1573 * ssssshhhhh *
Psst... the new update gave us the ability to waterlog rails and carts! 😁
This series perfectly understands the humor of kids now days. And I love it
Finally another episode of narrator getting bullied Nice
@@RexysFamilyDiner you are a failure
@@RexysFamilyDiner just go ask disney to make your animation popular.
@@freezeflame1 bruh troll
@@freezeflame1 ಠಿ_ಠ
@@RexysFamilyDiner stop begging
'' The squid uprising has been delayed and split into two parts''
Man, I love mojang's sence of humor
@@gwxd5 put it down if you try to exploit it
@@gwxd5 get dis like
Wait, glow squid? Uprising? Oh no, it's all starting to make sense
Sense*
@@beanface7408 yes the glow squids paid Dream to rig the vote and make everyone vote for them and then they can take over Minecraft
Having been on a bit of an expedition for a moss block recently, I was pleasantly surprised by how it forced me to explore the world (albeit mostly by boat) and all the fun I had along the way. I even found a Mushroom biom by accident! It would be nice if you all could add a block like moss that's rarely generated but easily reproduced, that's difficult to find. That would encourage exploration and lead to new discoveries and a greater appreciation of the world/game.
I love these Minecraft mini series, they're so funny it's unbelievable
Gonna be honest, a “Forever Alone Update” sounds like a cool challenge! Also that 1.18 sneak peak looks awesome, can’t wait for the next episode! :]
Hi I’m susy baka!1!1 😺📮🆘🥶
Yeah
E
@@gwxd5 nioooiooi1!1 😺🐈🐱😭😭 so sad I like!1!1 🥶
@pixelcraftian i know that new 1.18 looked amazing i was starting to get worried they were gonna remove cobblestone 😅
3:21 I love how Mojang make them look like they don't trust each others.
"i actualy think the martha update is ok"
"M.A.R.I.L.L.A !"
"that too"
I just heard it XD nice
They are literally the best Minecraft duo since Steve and Alex
“permanently delayed”
so? cance-
person: NO! PERMANENTLY DELAYED
Permanently delayed has the same meaning as “on indefinite hiatus”
Its basically canceled
hi
Scrap man
"I'm what happens when you put too many sixes in Minecrafts code!"
Jesus Christ this series is not holding back on humor
Coders: *wait, that’s ilegal*
But Jesus Christ himself is with that many 6's 😂
That's literally what's carrying it rn
i don't get it can i exlplain
@@nolmao366 "666" is the number of satan. She's implying that she's the result of putting "666" in Minecrafts code
Also nice pfp and name
This is one of the things I love about Minecraft, the creators aren’t board members in a major city sitting around a table asking how much money they can milk from the player.
Instead they actually care about the players voice and even let the community play an important role in the games evolution.
2:01 "the let's just do update aquatic again everyone seemed to like that update"
Vouch.
Video idea: How do mobs do things?
-How do ghasts fly?
-How do endermen teleport?
-How can striders walk on lava?
-How do husks give you the hunger effect when they hit you?
-How do blazes shoot fireballs?
-How do shulkers make you levitate?
-How do wither skeletons give you the wither effect?
How can Steve carry millions of pounds of gold blocks
how do creeper explode
how do glowstone glow
how do crying obsidian cry
how do the drowned drowned
@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 it gets so excited that it blows up
@Filapator Strays use Arrows of Slowness
A stack of likes, perfect
I feel like there should be a show called “How we break Minecraft” where they show mistakes they’ve made in previous updates.
i think they sort of did that in the how we make minecraft series.
@@kaboomgaming4255 no I mean showing glitches and bugs
@@Boable They did. They just didn't dedicate it to just that because it'd be freaking boring to all but the minute few who could just look up information on the wiki anyway. They fit the information between all the self-inflicted jokes.
*14w26a World Gen flashbacks*
That is why you should make backups
@@JarieSuicune ok I’ll explain what I actually mean I want there to be a show called how we break Minecraft where they breakdown all the information about the game and show it only on KRplus so that it’s exclusive to only here so no Facebook Instagram or Twitter (etc) also I want it to show stuff that they didn’t reveal in snapshots like how dinnerbone posted a picture of the (forgotten item) quiver and other stuff like that
A glitched atari console and a guy with no life narrating one of the most important series in minecraft history.
I love it **horse mask**
Is that- a tomska reference
that's not an atari
@@XxXShadeeznutzXxX yes
@@lingoteen respect
"We wanted to convert everyones worlds to the better together update"
Me: Wheres my old survival world? ;-;
Did you transfer it to the cloud?
@@GabePuratekuta ps4
“Im what happens when you make your son pay for hugs”
I-
@@gwxd5 put it down, like you should’ve been a long time ago
@@gwxd5 Maybe the cat should do something likable then
What do you mean " I- "
@@gwxd5 don't beg for likes
*sad backstory*
Minecraft is the only game that trashtalks itself. Love it !
Ikr I can only think of a couple that actually poke fun at themselves...
1:47 I love how Narrator is covered in kelp after falling into the ocean.
The advertisement! Not the life form i was looking for...
5:28 I like how Rule Britannia just casually starts playing in the background.
I love how M.A.R.I.L.L.A. and Narrator's friendship is getting nicer but still have that rivalry feeling between them.
It's pretty sad when your rival is a computer who can't move without help
Hmm yup
@AleNoConstancy
What
@@purpletory1988 do you know what shipping means or?
@AleNoConstancy inhales *marilla is literally a computer.*
but i kinda ship it too...
This series has been so interesting can't wait to watch this one
@Bruh Bruh you have a nice hot dog, big and slong.... 🥵😳
@@SarahTheP8rnStart ???
@@SarahTheP8rnStart _😳_
@@PlzDoNotTheFade how did you do that??!?!!?
@@ikerrad2804 type (underscore) (emoji) (underscore) ALL together
Minecraft developers have a great sense of humor. I don't even play Minecraft, but I love watching these videos
2:01 “The play ori instead update”
Awesome
“In 2020, we released the nether update. And considering how 2020 went for humanity, we couldn’t have timed that more perfectly”
The best quote
Edit: I had a much better comment and this is the one the blows up
Wow
Can we turn that into a slightly shorter splash text?
@@gottalivehappy "the nether update was timed perfectly"
@@dombelly3343 "for 2020"
@@dombelly3343 perfection
The much better comment he talked about: Yet another episode of mojang being the only company that knows how to appeal to the younger generation
Whoever writes the scripts for these needs a raise. Immediately.
i second this
i third this
i fourth this
i fifth this
I sith this
3:42
Alright whoever made this, your a comedic genius.
“Something of a ‘Sea of Thieves,’ if you will…”
Dolphins after stealing your things: *”Your supplies must be dwindling by now…”*
“the totem of undying doesnt work irl”
the boys at mojang when you miss a deadline:
5:49
Marilla: “I’ll take one!”
Me: “Shes gonna throw it in the fireplace.”
Marilla: “Bye!”
Poster: (Inside fireplace)
Me: *insert laughing J Jonas Jameson*
Okay 👍
Okay 👍
👍оК
Okay 👍
@@katiaferreira1573 а ты знаеш русский язык?😅
1:19 Oh wow, i can't believe they acknowlaged how monstrous irl dolphins are.
5:09 YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:48
Marilla: I'll take one
6 second later,
**put it in the fire**
5:56 after taking a poster, marrila proceeded to throw it into the fireplace. In case you didn’t see it.
i noticed it last second lol
The “just play ori update”
*wheeze*
I cracked up at that
same :p
The “just play ori update”
wheeze
"sea of thieves"
me: Wait its that pirate game thats fun to play if someone isn't toxic to you beacuse you sunk them
Yes a game I'm addicted too I need the new curse
At the very end , when M.A.R.I.L.L.A was saying " Bye " , you can see narrator's " Motivational poster " burning in the fireplace 😂
yes
I noticed that right away lol
I was actually thinking to myself that it would be if she threw it into the fire right before we see it burning.
"I'm what happens when you make your son pay you for hugs."
Off to a great start-
I literally cried after knowing we can't play minecraft multiplayer offline .
I really miss those days playing with my brother without worrying about net connection problems 🙁
download an apk of an old version, buy a disk of an old version, or jailbreak ur iOS device
I love that M.A.R.I.L.L.A immediately burns the poster in the fireplace... a really nice touch
"You just can't remember their names can you?"
"Ofc I remember their names......,Martha"
XD
love that one
Speaking of the name Martha, the other week me and my friends were going to see Black Widow, and my BB brother said this to my friends. "Martha's hewe! Martha's hewe!" And her name is Shahad!!!!!
@Elias Figueroa 𓃠 Don't reply to bots, pretty sure there's a chance that they can hack yo device by you interacting with em
Question do you guys like that Mojang isn't serious like other official game channels and try to have fun and play around instead of being dull and boring to make it more entertaining? Because I do it always puts a smile on my face :)
(Please correct me if I made any mistakes I will try and fix them)
I love it, makes me love this game more.
I like it but I wish they spent more time towards updates, compared to other companies with way, way better and more complex graphics, they’re so slow at updates, I’ll forever stay loyal but it’s just annoying, can’t wait till they get robots to program games for them
@@tree479 on the contrary, as a hobbyist modder & plugin developer, I sometimes feel updates roll out to fast! Recently though, there's been a nice timing, for me personally, at least
I love it! These videos make me laugh and Im rewatching them right now!
4:59 flowers on sand?
I swear this series just keeps getting better and better!
“the totem of dying doesn’t work irl”
Big sad I had my hopes up
same ):
Big Oof
R/hol up
actually it does worked
but people renamed it to "Rope"
@@iPlayMC Ok
They need to make more of these. They are awesome
It is true these I really enjoy
I like how that poster was just chilling in the fire place at the end :)
Marilla: the caves and cliffs update is still coming out in one big update!
Narrator: we're recording this two months after they announced it would be split in two
Me who knows that both the new caves and new cliffs are in part 2 of the update: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
I love how just after Marilla accepted a poster we can see it immediately burning in the fireplace
Ah yes, time to listen to people argue like a divorced couple fighting over their child
@@RexysFamilyDiner dude you’re like, begging for ppl to watch you but just in a different way, you shouldn’t do that, it doesn’t help
lol
@Bruh Bruh shut up
@@chachoplay13 IKR THEY WILL HATE HIM/HER MORE BECAUSE HES/SHES SPAMMING
@@RexysFamilyDiner ur hopeless
This series is way funnier than I thought it would be.
So when are we gonna learn wether or not the player’s inventory is water logged? The question went like this. If coral blocks die when exposed to air, why don’t they die when they are in the player’s inventory? Bringing the other question, is the player’s inventory water logged?
no, its just frozen in time
But hey thats just a theory 😆
@@badpiggs a game theory!
ah yes, now I think I know what should be the next april 1st update, "the forever alone update" where all mobs are removed from the game
actually that would be cool, if they add a few other funny items
Forever alone update: removed multiplayer, removed mobs, and gave steve depression
Leave me alone cheat but in minecraft.
And all players become invisible
All mobs have your face on their face
They're so in touch with the Minecraft community that they acknowledged our love of Agnes.
That 1.18 screenshot looked awesome! So excited to still have cobblestone after all these years!
I'm really happy that they won't remove cobblestone. I think that is a very important think
"Wait....we haven't been cancelled yet?"
- every person with a valid opinion ever
True XD
No one cares about your opinion tho
@@dragonenthusiast9528 me too
@@dragonenthusiast9528 if no one cared people wouldn't get cancelled
Yet another episode of mojang being the only company that knows how to appeal to the younger generation
I love that this channel can actually make is laugh with giving us all information about of our favourite game
@foopyu nooui Where's your out?
5:55 After all this time, I finally see that Marilla burned the Marrator's poster
What a a detail
The fact that the circles update was deemed blasphemy gives me faith that the devs of mc are real ones
Gotta love how M.A.R.I.L.L.A just burns the narrator’s poster at the end
Edit: wow thanks for the likes I’ve never had so many :D
Gotta love you 😳
@@sssunnyd7874 No you
@@Stealthfang270 aaaagghhh!!💀💀💀
noooooooooo whyd you have to ruin it at the end :(((
@@bastian3461 the thanks for the likes?
I love how they used the blockheads sound affect in the intro.
This series is excellent!
the new 1.18 picture leak also showed us that dandelions can now generate on sand :D
4:13 I would play the "Super Mine Kart Update" everyday. Make it Real Mojang.
Nax make it a pay to play dlc
@@dungeontnt They could put it in the Marketplace for free. I don't think "Pay" to play though.
@@SlinkSuperior99 yeah that's definitely an option
@@SlinkSuperior99 Or a separate game
They should price it at $399 ⭐️
This was genuinely great 👍
I don’t know if anyone said this in a past video, but Minecraft’s sense of humor is *LEGENDARY!!* It’s so funny because they keep pretending that they are unpopular even though everyone knows them! Minecraft’s wacky KRplus videos will always make my day! Also, where’s Mobbo? We haven’t seen him in a while.
“In 2020, we released the nether update. And considering how 2020 went for the human race, we couldn’t have timed the update more perfectly.”
Lol so true the nether is what 2020/2021 feels like
I lost a part of myself when Narrator committed no-life via drowning.
The poster in the fire at the end was a nice touch
I love the cozy fire in the backround
Mojang is a perfect example of what companies should be like. Their games are great, they follow up with the community, and they actually know comedy.
@@trini009 “when the chip has drip”
Mojang is the poster child for what companies should be
Bbbut mojang BAAAD ttthey ar laazyy >:((( the cav update is so easy to make, modddrs can make it in two weeks why does it tæk them so looong 😭😭😭
@@nachoferrari240 they aren't lazy! LET'S SEE HOW YOU CAN DO CODING!
AND GET Pressured by fans like you!
@@nachoferrari240 but can modders do it perfectly in both bedrock and java?
one of the best series ❤️🔥😍
Yeah i know right
Minecraft is dead and will never have the popularity Fortnite does
Tru
Tera kam nahi hai kya sab jaga comment karta hai😂😂
Ye the best series
2:35 Honestly, as someone who doesn't have any friends to play Minecraft with, i wouldn't have minded an update like that instead.
ههه
@@user-tz4tw6bx3j ???
I need all of the Hills biomes, along with -Savanna plateau- Shattered savanna plateau, Jungle edge, and Modified jungle edge back in the game in Experimental Snapshot 5.
Why not Giant Zombie? Would make the game far more interesting to have a 0.0001% chance spawn of absolute doom.
All of those biomes besides the jungle edge (which has been recently confirmed to be coming out for experimental snapshot 5) are redundant to have in the game because the terrain allows for nearly every biome to have mountains.
@@105rookie Did mojang say these biomes will be back in the game?
@@bothenumberblockslogoedito1339 A new snapshot just got released today, and the patch notes said that the jungle edge has returned.
@@105rookie Bu the way I think Wooded Hills will work out best renames to Forest Hills if it's making a return.
"In Game items for The Narrator's outfit sold separately in the Character Creator, Though why you'd want to look like The Narrator is beyond us." Bruh, poor Narrator.
I did not notice that
I’m glad that my favorite block cobblestone won’t be removed in caves and cliffs
The last one should have been Chat Reporting.
"I'll Take One!" proceeds TO IMMEDIATELY THROW IT IN THE FIRE
I feel like, just like GlaDOS, Marilla's VO will get requests to say stuff once recognized on the street/events.
I know **I** would ask her to (if she's okay with it ofc).
I love how Minecraft just ignores java but makes it way better than bedrock
"Better" being defined as "basically the exact same except incapable of using a controller for input or playing with your real friends but hey we have a chargeable sword attack wheee!".
@@JarieSuicune Also "Hey, our Redstone is different and it's the OG version" Dudes... Just play whatever you like, no one is gonna judge you!
@@aiosquadron Facts.
@@JarieSuicune *It's better because:
*A. They intentionally made it easier to mod after modders started to do their thing
*B. Redstone is more consistent (sometimes it makes less sense, but at least it always makes less sense in the same ways)
*C. There are less game-breaking glitches (eg. being technically in flying state when you're not flying and clipping through blocks in Bedrock)
*D. It has hardcore (because it's less likely you'll die from an unfair glitch)
*E. You can use your offhand for more things
*Bedrock has its pros too- better baby animals, better optimization and cross-platform play among them. Also, in Bedrock you can push tile entities like chests using pistons.
*But they're not wrong in saying Java is better- it's not better in every area, but this person clearly values Java's qualities more
Don't you DARE start a platform wa- it's too late
M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Everyone loves dolphin
Some local shark: Dolphin are stooopid, why they're put that in the game!!
5:54 THE POSTER-