To celebrate Halloween, we're diving into Minecraft's scariest biome! Discover who's banned from the Nether for life, how Piglin bartering will work, and the dating game we should be making instead of the Nether Update.
1:56 Look at the left side. "The squid uprising is in motion. Only the chosen one, JEFF, can save us now and unfortunately he's got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh."
For those that didn't catch it, at 1:57 theres some word that flash on the screen it says: The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately hes got a lot on at this moment so humanity is probably done tbh
"There's no source of food in the [pre-1.16] Nether" Mushrooms and rotten flesh... EDIT: Edited the quote to clarify that it's in reference to the pre-1.16 Nether...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep the exploding beds. You cant just out of nowhere change one of the coolest functions of the nether. I love that function so much and you will not just take it away because you want the nether to be livable. You don't even need to sleep in the nether. There's no day or night. Unless Phantoms, will come through the portal, there's no point.
BSJ IN YO HOUSE True Like 5 minutes ago I was in the nether and I was trying to make a little room to re gen my health in, but a ghast kept on blowing it up. I was on about 4 hearts at the end of it, but I lived
1:56 "The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately hes got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh"
"Zombified piglin" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. I just want to know if zombie villagers are still going to be called zombie villagers, or are they going to be zombified villagers now?
"The squid uprising is in motion. Only the chosen one, JEFF, can save us now and unfortunately, he's got a lot on at the moment, so humanity is probably done tbh" Try to find this in the video!
1:57: "The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately he's got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh-"
Honestly, I really want an agriculture update that adds lots of new crops and gives hoes the enchantments they deserve. Farming hasn't really changed at all since it was introduced. It feels like a rather lack luster part of the game. Plant something, wait, and now you harvest and repeat. There's quite a bit of room to make it more interesting. MrCrayfish has already made mods in his series that are really useful and work really well for them.
Thank you mojang for making minecraft! Minecraft is the thing that got me a BFF. We played it all the time and fell in love with it since 2014. Thank you!!
Re-Logic: I have millions of stupid items like master-bait and ice-sickle Mojang:Hold my mushroom stew Honestly I really hope the companies keep doing this, it is absolutely **legendary**
“The Nether is the most exclusive club in Minecraft, if you call a land of fire and misery club *_which I do_* “
I felt that
If they ever update it for pocket edition plz send me a server name so i can play with sum people ...
"I'M MORE HARDCORE THAN THE MIDDLE OF A DIAMOND APPLE"
-Cool white shirt 2019
( o_0) look at this dude... with his fancy shirt.
Petition for it to be an actual shirt made from The mojang team
Yes
Your comment is cringy
0:50
Ten things you didn’t know about the nether: *TARGET* *BLOCKS*
relatable
Agreed
Pause here 5:27
@@electrictoazt0915 I choose C
Give her a break
PLEASE let getting hit by a hoglin be an achievement called “Meat Cute”!!!
Good idea.
No.1
No
And pet it would be "bacon buddy"
Why?
Ok thats nice, blazes have giraffe legs now.
Jens is literally crying now
They always had it
Colby Boucher bruh that’s not how a woosh works, they got the joke, they just wanted to say it looks weird
@@thisisadumbname7650 man thats a dumb name
NO ITS REAL LOL
"You can't travel through portals on a horse"
RIP Joergen.
I thought this said "you can't travel trough portals on a house"
I can't travel through a portal with pariots on my shoulders.
Poor Jörgen.
TheRallyGamer no it will die
It's because Felix had blocks behind the nether portal and horse takes up 1.39 blocks so when the horse came back through it got stuck in the wall
Of course, I'll name my children "Pork that can Walk"
I will name mine jeff
1:56 Look at the left side.
"The squid uprising is in motion. Only the chosen one, JEFF, can save us now and unfortunately he's got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh."
I noticed the "letters" but didn't bother to pause and read.
Oh no!
Anyways-
Nether update:
“The lava is lavier than before.”
Wow we hit 5k, thanks guys!
The pigs are piggerer than befor
The cows are beefier than before
Haha 😂
The soul sand is soulier than before.
the creeper is creepier than before
"There's no source of food in the Nether!"
*dejectedly munches on rotten flesh and mushroom strew*
same, sweet berries
@Shibe Dogetic spoken like a doge that refuses to eat pigmen and/or didn't bring a wood bowl
ya ikr
Wait will you be able to make bowls out of nether wood?
@@maureenpacheco7725 yes
I grew up with this:
"zombie pigman"
And not this:
"zombified piglins"
F
Its kinda better
Ok boomer
Yeah
I mean, I like the new ones better
"I guess we're saving that for next year"
Next Year: Cave and Cliffs
Jokes on them, my child was named the most humane name on that list, “Uncultured Swine.” Pretty good, to be honest.
Team Blackpoppy
such a name will appeal to those who live East of the Oder River?
Jeff is not a human name
Borov
Ill name mine jeff
"There's no source of food in the nether"
*Mushroom stew* - Am i a joke to you?
@@arch7861 drinking milk can delete the hunger effect
You can’t get wood in the nether for the bowl tho.
you can bring mushroom cows through the portal and start a farm!
you can grow trees and make tree farms in the nether too!
@@infinap yeah but the cows weren't naturally in the nether so it doesn't count.
@@arch7861 you can absolutely eat rotten flesh, you only get the hunger effect some of the time
top 3 most voted names for pigling beast: Jeff,Borov,Shrek
Mojang: So you have chosen....Hoglin
SHE DIDNT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE OLD NETHER REACTOR
MCPE VETERANS WE MUST UNITE
Edit: Yeah no I'm not doing a "thanks for amount of likes" edit
It was on java as well
@@shohelagrani wrong
UNITE
Unite 👊🏼
Ok
“A Nether Portal won’t let you in if you’re ridding a horse.”
*Flashbacks to Joergen #1’s death*
Yep, they are real
True
F
Who's joergen again
@@Hewix Pewds's horse
No one:
Computer: "If you're watching this Jens, this is now *canon* "
Lucendo oh fu-
“Mummy, the angry computer lady frightens me”...
For those that didn't catch it, at 1:57 theres some word that flash on the screen it says:
The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately hes got a lot on at this moment so humanity is probably done tbh
This is definitely a hidden trailer for Minecraft Dating Simulator
HappyRobot123 hopefully
"There's no source of food in the [pre-1.16] Nether"
Mushrooms and rotten flesh...
EDIT: Edited the quote to clarify that it's in reference to the pre-1.16 Nether...
Those are for the vegans
@@makkara_jeesus8100 Rotten flesh, vegans, makes sense
/s
Guys, they just eat the mold from the rotten flesh.
@@empire6010 yes it is
@@rudrasingh6354 mushrooms, not vegan, makes sense
Mc players: we want a cave update!
Mojang: that's a weird way to say nether update!
I mean, isn't the nether just a giant cave?
dr obnoxius no, it’s like hell.
I mean technically the nether IS a hellish cave
@seth Pixler yep, this was a sorta old commeny. Isn't the axolotl cute though!
@@alternant. Axolotls are adorable, precious things.
_Just don't die in hardcore mode if you have one though._
If you’re stuck in the Nether, just wait until the Nether Update is released! So that you can finally live a happy life in the Nether.
I’m just going to call them “pigman and zombie pigman”
I think most people will do that
As og minecraft player I prefer "Zombie Pigman" and "Oh my god what the heck is that thing?"
@@Ozzymandias0 "Nether Pig"
@@theabundanceofcomment5072 "Not that zombie pigman" :D
"Horses not allowed on the Nether Portal"
Why didn't you tell that to Pewds a long time ago?!
How
Omfg I thought 420 was the actual time......
Hi
R.I.P Joërgen
F for joergen
Ok: she is a computer found in nether, is a little bit psyco.
Yeah your kind of right
“*im more hardcore than half a dimond apple*”
*MOJANG 2019*
Now netherite Apple
"If you're watching Jens, this is now canon."
Hehehehehhehehehehehehehahahahahhahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@anemu3819 Goddamit, we asked you to not escape from the mental hospital!!!
@@anisanisa3815 ???????heh??Ha hahhahahahhahahahahha why whould i do that?
@@anemu3819 Oh my god, you're kidding me. Get back to the hospital, now!
@@anisanisa3815 why should i? (*pulls out knife*)
target blocks: *will* exist
Mumbo Jumbo: aight imma head *in*
You really hit the bullseye with that joke
dad joke intensifies
That damn giraffe edit got me 🤣🤣 “This is now cannon” lmao
The uprising is coming yes or no
We need an answer
Do 10 things you didn’t know about the mountains! They’re the biome to be updated in 1.17, the next version.
It's Cave and Cliffs Update.Also the series....sadly......ended.....
@@evelynborbano1001 Wrong. Marilla. Is. Alive!
1.17 will be split in two parts :(
"I'm just a calculator with ideas above it's station.."
R.I.P.
minecraft veterans: offt everyone knows that
charbelplayz 2.0 We did actually learn some new things from this one, though. Even if it's just updates on how development is going.
@DaxerF [McLovin] he is calm.
I was assuming the Mojang team would use fire wood will bE used to make some type of nether bed but if they don't know yet
I learned something new!
I really need that unfashionable shirt!
I join mc when I was 9 in 2013
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep the exploding beds. You cant just out of nowhere change one of the coolest functions of the nether. I love that function so much and you will not just take it away because you want the nether to be livable. You don't even need to sleep in the nether. There's no day or night. Unless Phantoms, will come through the portal, there's no point.
And useful mechanic finding netherite
I died when one of the suggested piglin beast names was UNCULTURED SWINE
no one:
Ghast: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
BSJ IN YO HOUSE True
Like 5 minutes ago I was in the nether and I was trying to make a little room to re gen my health in, but a ghast kept on blowing it up. I was on about 4 hearts at the end of it, but I lived
**ough!**
oh god they're coming
Time to hack the game
@@rinkot284look at your profile pic mane
“there’s no source of food in the nether”
baby zombie pigman riding chicken:
*am I a joke to you?*
Blueblur1991 No, zombie pigman jockeys can spawn in the nether.
Blueblur1991 pretty sure they only spawn in the nether
“I’m just a calculator with ideas above its station” honestly SAME
So this is where this computer is locked away in the soul sand valley
The Nether wouldn't feel like Hell anymore.
So? Most people don't go to the Nether because it feels too much like Hell.
@@solarprogeny6736 No. Because it was too boring.
why not?
I remembered the nether will make blue fire in soul valley, cool right if we can take that fire in overworld
@@faiznurachmadi7786 fire lit on soulsand will be blue no matter where you are
“And just like the mojang offices, the nether portal won’t let you in if you are riding a horse.”
**Proceeds to show Steve on a donkey.**
It is actually a horse, or is this a joke?
"Tusky McTuskface."
Best reference lol
1:56
"The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately hes got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh"
Minecraft: You cant sleep in the nether
Villagers: *hold my emeralds*
They only said you can't. They never said anything about NPCs.
YEY IM THE 100TH LIKE sorry caps
Pewdiepie when he sees the creeper dating simulator:
“Ooh I’m fricking that”
I was just about to type that. :)
But it's No Nut November.
pewdiepie funny like my comment now
@@azzyflem Liking comment does not do anything.
@@azzyflem Shut up.
2031:
Child:mom, why is my name pre-zombified pork?
Me: *it’s complicated*
"The nether, a place fun of deadly entities... and in a fun coincidence, also where they found me!"
A coincidence, huh?
There there is no source of food in the nether
Mushrooms: am I a joke to you
You need a bowl for that though
@@sheldonakintoye5480 still a food source
You can't really eat mushrooms raw
zombie pigman that drop rotten flesh:am i a joke to you?
Ryantube 777 there are no food source that originally comes from nether
Person: turns off light
Computer: 10 things u didn’t know about
Are you a newbie?
Z4ID4И's Life wdym
YEY IM THE 100TH LIKE sorry caps
"Uncultured swine"
They did it, they actually did it.
The person doing the voice acting must be having an amazing time
Now we need:
THe cave: Ten things you probably didn't know about minecraft
stfu
@@madnard8744 no you non Minecraft veteran
Madnard no we are veteran
@@juliusschannelindeeditis7754 nether are like caves
@@MartianFruit haha funny
4:48
_They showed the "Jeff" name suggestion in the video_
But not show BOROV
My name is jeff
my name jeff
they do it all the time
My name is jeff
“There’s no source of food in the neather”
Pigmen: am I joke to you?
"Won't let you in when riding a horse."
That reminds me of something..........
I wanted the Hoglins to be called “heckhogs” but everyone agreed that it was too mature of a name
Wart Hog Gang
Pumba
Well the nether's internal name was "hell" up until 2018
The fact that the piglin at 0:57 actually got brought in minecraft in the nether update makes this 1000 times better
Everyone: We want The cave update
Mojang: Ok
Also mojang: *New Nether update*
mojang leave now
The concept of a Minecraft dating simulator is oddly interesting.
Im gonna miss “zombie pigmen”
Edit:woah I never had this much likes thx guys
I'm still calling them that.
Same.
"Zombified piglin" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
I just want to know if zombie villagers are still going to be called zombie villagers, or are they going to be zombified villagers now?
Im calling them zombie pigmen
The same way i STILL call teracota hardened clay
Yeah......... I'm not because I'll still call them that
the first thing i said when i saw the piglins and the gold trading was: "Miclee would be proud"
No joke, who else would play the text adventure
"The squid uprising is in motion. Only the chosen one, JEFF, can save us now and unfortunately, he's got a lot on at the moment, so humanity is probably done tbh" Try to find this in the video!
Name for the Hoglin.
Found it, it was when she was tellong about the blaze footsteps
Borov
"The Future Cave Update"
The Caves Are Cavier Than Before
I WANT THE CAVE UPDATE ALREADY!!!!!!!
Very original
giraffe blaze isn't real, he can't hurt you.
giraffe blaze: 1:59
"You can't travel through portals on a horse"
F is in the chat boys for Joergen
🍉
🍉
F
0:38 **Flashbacks**
RIP Jörgen
F
F
F
F
This series is the best thing mojang has ever done
Except when they do videos without glaring errors like this one has
But honey blocks exist
yeah, what the heck were they doing with this game called, a think its called mineraft? This is way better. :)
Is that an insult or a compliment
Yes, apart from developing a game called 'Minecraft'...
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE INVISIBLE GIRAFFE LEGS ON THE BLAZE? BEING C A N O N?-
Therapist: don't worry, blaziraff isn't real, it can't hurt you
Blaziraff:
"i'm more hardcore than the middle of diamond apple"
-steve with white shirt 2019
БОРОВ
1:49 I didint know that.
well, like she said, this is cannon
Lol
Me neither lmao!
Bartering with a pigling: A piece of gold for two pieces of GRAVEL!
*Jœrgen after hearing the #"10: don't let me go down there"*
"Pork that can walk"
-Mojang's discarded computer 2019
"The nether portal won't let you in if you're riding a horse"
*Jöergen 1 Flashbacks*
1:57: "The squid uprising is in motion only the chosen one JEFF can save us now and unfortunately he's got a lot on at the moment so humanity is probably done tbh-"
Jeb: Please quit yourself from the “Nether-banned list”. I respect you and your work.
Wnat this comment 1k likes
I love how slightly unnerving these videos are.
Same
a different take on the Portal thing
**very*
*_everybody gangsta til blaze rods start having giraffe legs_*
i love how the beds explode, its good for pranks on noobs or people who just forgot
"Almost anything can go through a Nether Portal, with the exception of these.
Ender Dragons
Withers
*_Jens Bergensten_* "
"
If you're watching, Jens, this is now canon."
surreal
Piglin Beast: Broke
Uncultured Swine: W O K E
Borov: *deleted*
If only it was called
the “Interdimensional Update”
Next update should be a cave update
Or an ender update
Honestly, I really want an agriculture update that adds lots of new crops and gives hoes the enchantments they deserve. Farming hasn't really changed at all since it was introduced. It feels like a rather lack luster part of the game. Plant something, wait, and now you harvest and repeat. There's quite a bit of room to make it more interesting. MrCrayfish has already made mods in his series that are really useful and work really well for them.
The date mobs game has to be released in the future.
“You can’t enter a portal while riding a horse”
We know... we all learned the hard way...
2:17
Nobody:
Pewdiepie: *Yeah I’d frick a creeper.*
Blip blop blip blop blip
Creeper: FASTER FASTER!!
Pewds: AAAAAAA
Iron golems is body guard nether portal
Villager: Am I a joke to you
Your Life IS A Joke, IDIOT.
@@hellointernet4467 But what is your life?
@@ramywahid8816 *_NOT_* A Joke _Unlike Yours_
@@Kurai0 NO.
@@hellointernet4467 My Life isn't jokes but I said one joke only not more jokes
Nether update items:
#1 Meat Cute
#2 Target blocks
#3 Blazes with giraffe legs
#4 New office for [Modem sound variation 3582] A.K.A Marilla
I'm happy with it...
Thank you mojang for making minecraft! Minecraft is the thing that got me a BFF. We played it all the time and fell in love with it since 2014. Thank you!!
0:40 Steve rides a minecart without a rail, then the minecart moves.
Me: Wait, thats illegal.
Pewdiepie did it
4:48 we should totally name them Jeff 😂
Yay! Haven't seen one of these in a long time.
I love the effort put into making them.
"Meat Cute" omg thats amazing
You didn't expect that... and NETHER did I!
great
*ha* *ha*
no
Lololol
You absolute menace
0:37 "if you're riding a horse"
PewDiePie: * sniff * T'was a long time ago...
Hmm yep too long
this ten things series is the best idea minecraft's ever had
So you are telling me, that 9 months ago the nether update was announced??? Time flies by
"UNCULTURED SWINE"
I see Mojang is a company of culture as well.
@CmpAnimates No, that's not what I meant, I was using it as a weeb reference
Irony
Re-Logic: I have millions of stupid items like master-bait and ice-sickle
Mojang:Hold my mushroom stew
Honestly I really hope the companies keep doing this, it is absolutely **legendary**
@CmpAnimates Yeah I also know that but weebs use it more often especially here on the internet.