Bill Burr is LETHAL

Yes!! He owns it & he knows it

I didnt know chairs could be used so perfectly use.

He did an interview around the release of F is For Family Season 2 and the chair was so uncomfortable, he just railed on the chair for several minutes. It was amazing.
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That's the whole video, it's long but he just keeps coming back to the chair the whole time. It was so funny.

Lol. Good 1.

Yeah when he was on colin cowherds show he was pissed about how he couldn't lean back in comfort

Luke Haave you got likes thought I'd tell you

Hey Luuuuuke u got likes

Jesus I forgot all about this video

Here in 2020: The wall was to keep americans IN.

Yo this luke dude got the likes yo

He’s got a point tho

I laughed

@@9brutus08 its a common philosophy dont worry you havent tapped into anything too special lol, it was funny as shit tho

fr with all this covid shit looks like its working out

@@Rickyyyr fingers crossed lets just hope the virus targets stupid people

Which is true but also we need to preserve us real masculine men or our country will fall faster I take pride in knowing I’m a man and I can’t show any weakness or emotions around my wife or any woman and I believe no man should ever be weak show emotions or cry around any body

@@tennesseecountryboy7695 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@tennesseecountryboy7695 jesus what a sad life you live

@@tennesseecountryboy7695 you think masculinity means not showing emotions? men who are able to admit their feelings and emotions are even more masculine in my opinion.

Too general, but I can take it as a joke lol

Yet his whole act is him getting offended by everything.

Lol he's right. "Thats offensive!"
"I know sweetie, heres some teddy grahams, go back to sleepies"

Are u a roman consol?

@@harrambou9468 I think the context he was talking about people who get offended by jokes or comics

But in a super funny way

Sean some of the best comedians do exactly that 😂😂

He's so good he sounds like he's speaking his mind off the top of his head but there is a a lot of technical skill involved in pulling that off. He's such a practised comedian that you don't notice his chops.

But that fat guy *got away by running* after getting tazed though...

Amen

Dave Chappelle complaining about getting canceled on his fourth Netflix special from the past few years.

@@Ismael-kc3rywell the pendulum had to swing back at some point

He makes a good point

The way he portrays Steve Jobs and the nameless scientists and engineers is pure gold

Eating pretentious fruit like pear

It's highly rated, you just aren't hearing from the right people

2 years later, but he just did an interview where he said that that Steve Jobs bit is his favorite bit of all time LOL

A great response

That was awesome

i just got it lol

That was chilling and absolutely true. God damn. The rich hold all the power in our country and they aren’t giving that shit back.

@@JDYTC
Yeah it's called nature

Somewhere Thanos is watching that sunset, and Bill is drinking a cold one.

was looking for someone who commented that

N Roder 😂😂😂

@@DuncanWLievi shhhh not in public pls.

That's the mindset of the Elite

Amen brother

He took over George Carlins role.

Bostonian version of George Carlin

You sound like bill bur himself

Absolutely! Burr says what many believe but refuse to express. Common sense and no bullshit. It's a wonder some PC nut hasn't ghosted him.

Dude what was he about to say in the end

The Dems are the left cheek and the Repubs are the right cheek of the same ass, who's sole purpose is to shit on the American people.

It's a kind of groupthink. It's the same reason legions of men will walk put of a trench and get killed by the thousands during WW1.

@@ZZZardoz762 the best part? It's got a GOOD SPREAD (dig the zardoz reference).

And they guy usually has the strings in one hand and a child in the other.

@@ZZZardoz762 damn! I'm gonna use that analogy thank you sir

That sht was tufff 🥶

LIBERAL MEDIA !!!

Most profit for least effort, we need new systems of value at least at the corporate level

@@stpierredivine9417 what even is fox news rite

Very true. Fox isn't news just because they put the word in the title. Nobody actually lives in Waffle House.

@Ashitaka The Green Room with Paul Provenza, Bill had to leave early for a night show which was highly irregular

etme1000 it’s amazing ain’t it

Same as London cabbies 😂 Putting the world to rights lol

Or Boston cab driver more like 😂

He's doing his best Impersonation of Mel Gibson character from his Film, Conspiracy. Which is a great Mel Gibson film btw Yall. The intro will have you thinking his protagonist is based off Alex Jones lol

Yeah the truth from the street

The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.

@@JDYTC Except it's the exact opposite. Companies have all the money and that means all the power.

@@92brunod False. It isn’t the opposite. At all.
Companies may have “all the money” (despite government creates it out of thin air lol) but the power companies have they only get from influencing or buying the government. And from voluntary customers and employees of course.
You didn’t refute anything I have stated.
The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.
What the government does not force i.e. legislate, a company cannot influence, corrupt or lobby for.
There is nothing “opposite” about that. And nothing you have stated refutes that.

@@92brunod en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobbying

@@JDYTC You can vote and destroy the career of a politician. How many big companies or millionaires have ever been destroyed by people?
Without strict control from the people, who are represented by the government there is no way to actually control the companies. NO WAY, they can do whatever they want. It's laws that forbids companies from lying, advertising unhealthy stuff, etc, etc.
The stronger the government, the best all of this works. Of course, if you have a shitty government and a shitty democracy like the US this happens. It's basically anarchy.

Everybody's gangsta till Billy boi sits up straight in his chair

Bill certainly deserves capitols.

@Horror From Below and that's good, but for a lot of men who were raised in a more "traditional" environment, they are usually taught to not let their emotions flow, or even express them

He explains why he's a psycho lol

@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Thats what makes him so insightful. Because he was raised in that environment and chose to do the introspection. Alas, many dont even bother to understand why they think and believe the way they do.

@@johndurrett3573 I love that bit when he takes a good look at him bottling shit up and then Comes back up. Hilarious and very insightful as to why men are the way they are

No, it doesn't.

So he can get that convertible Dallas ride?

That would be fucking hilarious

Literally asked my boyfriend "what if this dude was president." before seeing this comment 😂

This would be hilarious

Urthe definition of a braindead american useless consumer

That there, straight down the line, is the fucking truth.

That was such a good line

JFK wanted to free us from the new age slavery.

"The very word “secrecy” is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in insuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK

Fucking a that’s right

Yeap cause it was pretty obvious what the reference was about you used condom..

@@Chris-yx6uy ?

@@Chris-yx6uy youre intelligence got offended there, Chris?? That was a laughable reaction, are you a wannabee snowflake or are you already there?? 😂😂

@@fritsvanswinderen4532 ?

@@Chris-yx6uy you sound super smart.

I want my entire music collection in this phone GET ON IT

Now the California whites are gone.

@@nathanrodriguez914nr yeah man. Sucks because I really like them and the price is jacked up. I don't even need to make spreads and guac. Just slice it up with a sprinkle of salt and I'm set.

Yeah like wtf did a pear do to deserve to be taken down a peg like that?!?! 😂

Jobs is God.
But yes, the joke is still hilarious.

Seriously that amazing

Dude shook em off like children. That's was awesome😂

@Fated Circles atheist don't gives a damn

I hate to be the race baiter, but if the dude would've been black they would've shot him about 12 times before he made it more than 10 feet away.

@@bakihanma7233 I'm white and from England, but for what it's worth I agree. It seems to happen a few times a week

North Productions you got likes thought I'd tell you

Frfr

I didnt GT this reference can u explain please?

@@edsosa9954 the bildburg meeting or something

Its called Davos.

@@edsosa9954
The Bildeberg group is a secret society made up of top businessmen and politicians. You only join by invite and they never say what they meet about. It's a Satanic cabal and they keep denying it. Bill tried to bring attention to it but had to stop because Conan wouldn't let him continue; you could get killed for that.

What does he mean by that?

@@ghostofuchiha3807 John F Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas early in his presidency.
There are many conspiracy theories about his death, such as Lee H Oswald working for the CIA, the Babushka Lady, and the Grassy Knoll. These theories point to it either being an inside job by the American government, or the Russians. Many believe that it actually was the American government, because of the way events happened that day and the days afterward, including Lee H Oswalds assassination/murder while in police custody by the owner of a Dallas nightclub who seems to have just randomly decided to kill Oswald out of nowhere.
Basically, as POTUS you do what the ones with the actual power want you to do or you end up dead. That's what Bill means.

sorry man, i waa wondering about that part, what did he mean? Not from the US.

@@ihtishammiraj770 he means the president does as hes told or they get assassinated.

Thank you for not saying "I'm a simple man..."

Literally the greatest comedian we've ever had.

Bro how mad are you LOL--- One of them anyway....Always thought Carlin was on such a List.

The Stuport
Dude I'll respect that because his name is so revered, but I really don't get Carlin at all man. He has never made me laugh and his subject matter just seems very pseudo-intellectual. Sorry D:.

excution?

I find myself preferring his small talks and his podcast than his recent stand ups. Idk why he's funnier outside of stand ups right now for me.

He is smarter than most think

Well, as far as I can tell, there is no real difference. If we exclude the obviously apsurd parts of his stand up, you'll find that his program isn't much different than his opinions on topics he talks about interviews. He is basically Bill Burr on stage and of stage, throwing tantrums on things nobody else dares to talk about. Best example are probably his interviews on Conan...he just doesn't give a fuck about any type of social agenda.

He is smarter than you think.....obviously

Graham Number7 you got likes thought I'd tell you

@@Nayhan123 Thanks, that's a 1st. The Nestle ceo does need a bullet and as a brit, The dems want to tax the air with the CO2 crock of shit. The big climate change because of CO2 lie is another attack on smart people aimed at stupid people that believe CNN is a news network not a propaganda one. (MSM CNBC etc etc)
What is it with politics, the bigger and more desperate they are the more stupid they look. if you want more info on the CO2 joke, let me know, I've a ton of it that dismantles that crock of shit and it's all scientific. Every argument you will ever hear. I researched it myself for 3 months now...Why? in Bill Burr terms, because i'm not a fuckin spoon fed bed wetting "adult" playing victim at every fuckin chance in their life. So I looked into it and climate change is real (of course it is) the reasons are NOT because of people.
"...or you get that convertible ride in Dallas" also very true. Americans voting for Hillary last time around are a target audience of gullible people wanting to feel they are the good guys.
2020 if the Dems win, there is way way more at stake for the world and the fascists then have their way.
“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
― Joseph Goebbels
“The essence of propaganda consists in winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it.”
-- Joseph Goebbels (you could almost imagine him dressed in full Nazi rig chanting CO2 CO2 Co2 Co2)
Anyway thanks for the info and all the best to you...no mater what side of a fence the eyes wide shut parties want to place you :-)
Hillary sorry is a scary nasty piece of work and a disgrace to any serious election campaign. Watch out the next trick is the climate and you can be sure that 1 sick polar bear will be in frame and every bed wetting disaster prediction under the sun will be used to try and get people to vote for crooks.

He went full throttle with that one

brahim elghachi What the heck just happened?

@@shaanp9796 it's a reference on high society's fascination with orgies, pedophilia and human sacrifices. Depicted in the film eyes wide shut.

He definitely didn't rehearse it.

@@baronvonbeandip haha. i like to think not

@@baronvonbeandip there is a audio of conan talking about his guests. He says most are pre-planned. Except when he invited Bill Burr, apparently Conan just invites him, he comes over and does his thing.

That line was COLD AS FUCK

MrJesusdoesntsave can you explain the joke?. Im kind of dry humping on that... plz!!

+Abhilash Goud Back in 1960, the US elected a president named John F. Kennedy who wanted to change a lot of things. It's suspected that certain powerful people didn't like these changes, and felt he was a threat to them, so on Novermber 22, 1963, he was shot in the head and killed while riding in a convertible car in front of a crowd in Dallas, Texas.

MrJesusdoesntsave thank you... 😝

MrJesusdoesntsave i think it was the mob. But the problem with every conspiracy theory is that they all fuckin make sense so you dont know which one to pick lol

more like "jump in the swamp"

Never realized this until now lol

@The Grin Reaper "ya know" he kills me every time he says this 🤣

It’s like saying u want to admit the things you say but you can’t

He took off like they recharged his batteries!

ashbeast my eyes literally popped out when I heard him say that

Oh shit i just realized he was talkin bout the JFK assassination

No truer words spoken.

I love Bill Burr but he lays it it on a little thick with the conspiracy theories.

@@abc456f because he has done enough research to know that most are not just theories but fact.

Carlin

Comedians are bright by nature

Richard Patterson you seem incredibly bright, and probably have numerous bitches. Props to you Dick.

Ben Dean - He actually hates when people think that, cause as soon as he says something that you don’t agree with, the same people who’s praising him now are the one’s who wants his head on a stick.

comedians are the only ones telling the truth

Oh the irony 😂😂😂

Which podcast was that from?

He stole that from Bill Hicks.

@@andrewryan7029 did he directly quote bill hicks? Because otherwise, he is not stealing

Andrew Ryan if he’s relaying Bills message than that’s okay, which he is in his own way

what does that mean?

@@rajshakumar9905 he's referencing the Kennedy assassination which is rumored to have been a CIA hit because he was going to mess with the banks or something

He did great on that show. Sad it's over

@@Dylan-ey8tk it’s not over

@@Dylan-ey8tk For a year it’s over.

For the empire

Hes in it twice...glad they brought him back. Wish he was a main charachter. The first episode he was in was by far the best episode to me.

God saved him lol
Somehow

Those pigs didn't even chase him 10 yards, lazy fuckers

Fuckn pigs though, electrocuting someone while they're pinned down

Does anybody know wth he said before that though??

@@aidanensley3245 He was asking those cops to back off cause they were standing on his massive balls.

Are you a fellow progressive?

@@caitthecat
Bill was right
Most dems and repubs are very good friends and are playing both sides to the middle

@@TheBmills415 yes. It's all a ruse to keep us from realizing they are one thing. Elites. Millionaires. Billionaires. Oligarchs.

@@jeffreylorien6687 yep. " The elites " are provable it's not a conspiracy. Bill Hicks talks about it in stand up perfectly.

@@Daponics89 theres so much media that looks bad now in hindsight family guy simpsons so much more just for mentioning secret societies and making odd references passed as jokes

Damn straight. Just look at all the hysteria around Serena Williams' freak-out and that silly cartoon... just the media blowing shit up, pretending it matters.

In a world with the Kardashians, Real Housewives, etc. It seems a shock that this is weird to you. Sensationalism sells.

Gemini♊

SevenMagpies No he wouldn’t, George has a blind spot for women. And Bill has roasted women often.

George probably wouldn't give a shit

@@orppranator5230 Nah, George Carlin roasted feminazis a lot, too.
Plus Bill never said wifebeating and shit is even REMOTELTY ok.

DrunkHog Yes, when they engaged in political correctness.
Other issues, George has said things like “anti abortion is anti woman” and has also said that first wave and second wave feminism is good and righteous. (Not quite his exact words, FYI)

@@orppranator5230 well, yes. Anti-abortion IS anti-woman. I totally agree with his antiabortion bit.

demonocus metalocus you got likes thought I'd tell you

@Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee Stanhope is also great

@@Nayhan123 you got low-flow jokes, thought i smelled you

@Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee 1A and 1B IMO.

Paul Mooney....... Dave....Billl.....yep

I used to feel that way about Chapelle - but then they "got" to him. He has been "gotten" to.

@@MrBudcole nah. Look deeper.

@@kamenanew9867 Deeper than what? Chapelle used to criticize Hollywood for forcing EVERY prominent black personality to - in his words - "wear a dress". Now he has succumbed to political pressure, and gives the same types of comedic monologues as every other comedian. The man turned down MILLIONS from HBO, and went into self-imposed EXILE, for crying out loud. Maybe it's you who needs to look deeper. Capitulation is NOT "enlightenment". Sometimes it's just surrender. Trust me - they "got" to him!

@@MrBudcole ok bud. Have fun with that being stupid thing.

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And just "why" actually? Why is this so IMPORTANT?

Lol I thought you meant he was gonna say something like didn’t instead of die and when I finally got there it fought me off guard

Btw for those who don’t know phones (or at least my phone) don’t have the ability to edit their comments to fix mistakes

I think that's in the script of the Sopranos finale!

It probably would be a good thing if half the planet just...died..

@@zirjaeger4037 He is definitely not right. The problem is not with "overpopulation", as the population is expected to stabilise (and possibly dip) within the next few decades. The problem is with the carbon footprint. There is a huge difference between the two subjects, and you should not confuse them. Besides, taking seriously someone who admits that he is an unlearned jackass is not something I would recommend.

Love him conjuring up the Weinstein-ish figure

Yaaaaweh!!!!!!

by the power of YAHWEEEEEEEEEEE!

He was very clear. He explained what he was going to do and why, and then he did it.

that man had the power of yahweh with him. how the hell did he sprint like that after bring tazed and detained

God came down from heaven and deflected that tazer

Came out of nowhere and caught me off guard so bad😂

He aint wrong

Yep 👍🏽

For real the rest of that clip was gold

@Eric Miret Oooo did someone touch a nerve?

Yeah. Can’t we all just get along?
💩

Oh man, he's a genius...

I'm sure you've discovered the "Philadelphia Incident" by now but that's a classic of his.

It's fun to spot him in random shows and movies.

Glad you're here now. Also fuck you for not knowing sooner. Burr is a legend

Listen to his every Monday morning podcast and he also does a Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast as well. Also really like the one he has with Bert Kreischer called the Bill Bert podcast. This message was not sponsored, thanks and go fuck yourself.

He’s hilarious because he says what most people are thinking but won’t say

yep, I just made a very similar comment about "40 years of not being able to admit a puppy is cute" that's just pure genius and I don't think it was written material. often times comedians try to force their material into an interview but Bill Burr is just freestyling comedy like it's every day conversation...

Survivorship bias. You don't remember the dumb manchildren, so the past always seems shiny and perfect. I'll admit the internet is empowering the narcissistic diaper shitters, and they've fucked up a few people's lives over the last few years, but to abdicate responsibility for living your truth is an act of cowardice

That's not true at all, this is an entirely new arena that we havent seen before. Sure, people always got offended, but they didn't have the clout that they do know. Its well-known that special interest groups wield immense power, and that largely happened after Identity Politics invaded American Universities in the 80s and 90s. Comedy might be the same, but the ramifications and reception is now wildly different...and thats shaping comedy in every aspect.

@@kidzbop38isstraightfire92 read the comment above yours

@@98loud I did, and while I agree with it on the whole, I don't think it characterizes what is happening now, simply because of how fast information moves. In the past, if I said something taboo, I could be castigated...but I could always just uproot and move to a new location and my words wouldn't follow me. Now, I don't have that option because you cabn't outrun the internet. So if you say something "wrong" now, you could ruin your career and could have no remedy. I know this seems like a nitpicky difference, but its a big deal to not be able to outrun a problem and not get second chances. Also, in the past, the only things that were really taboo were criticisms of a monarch/king..now, we have entire ideologies that are not allowed to be critiqued. And that has never ever happened in America...maybe in Iraq or North Korea, but not the US.

Same with that dumb comment ppl say... "What's happening to the world it's getting worse!" Ya know? Just more ppl, the internet, and media to report it. It gets around fast but the world has always been bad...

@@cozmahnut I already did. 😂

Ill see you in heaven

@Top Lobster No, she is not. But still strict as fuck...

Bwahaha.. Genius

Do It from a distance to give yourself a headstart 😂

ddavid122 lol, best thing I ever heard, lol

Omar E woke is something totally different now apparently. he's the exact opposite of woke in todays terms, probably why we love him

That’s how George Carlin was too lol

BBB= Bald Bill Burr 🤣

The same image popped into my head haha. All the people below waiting for some water to be unleashed.

hahaha! went over my head at first."Do not become addicted to water..."

reminds me of the roach dude from Men in black

Aqua cola.