The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 8 Part 1)

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    YUP. We just made plans with you to watch every cold open from Season 8 of The Office. Not sure what to wear? Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) says Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.
    Synopsis: The Office is a hilarious mockumentary-style glimpse into the water-cooler culture of the 9-to-5 world. Steve Carell stars in his Golden Globe®-winning role as earnest but clueless boss Michael Scott, who can't help but contribute his own irreverent commentary to the happenings at the Dunder Mifflin paper company. As the staff deals with potential office mergers, romances, and pranks, Michael's always there to say all the wrong things at all the right times.
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  • @latinguy67
    @latinguy67 2 년 전 +3606

    Dwight: "Kids, don't do planking...it's dangerous, especially with me around!"
    Also Dwight: "PARKOUR!"

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia 2 년 전 +48

      Don't do anything dangerous unless Michael is doing it.

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 2 년 전 +16

      @@Aethelia Don't do anything ESPECIALLY if Michael is doing it.

    • @nobody6032
      @nobody6032 2 년 전 +5

      Literally I could write a list of even worse things he did

    • @airslug1
      @airslug1 년 전 +1

      but he gets to be an "enforcer"

  • @steebunns
    @steebunns 2 년 전 +9765

    I love how they're worried about the dog in the car, break the window for air, then cover it up with a piece of cardboard with holes... but the sun roof is open LOL

    • @platypusnoiz93
      @platypusnoiz93 2 년 전 +574

      Dwight even pours his drink through it!

    • @josha3271
      @josha3271 2 년 전 +277

      If that part was aired in the documentary, would the car owner have grounds to sue for damage to his car?

    • @user-sw9gx9fs5k
      @user-sw9gx9fs5k 2 년 전 +92

      I didn't realize until I see this comment

    • @REDOYSTERCULT302
      @REDOYSTERCULT302 2 년 전 +12

      @@josha3271 it wasn’t Meredith?

    • @mrredneck9378
      @mrredneck9378 2 년 전 +59

      And it’s parked in the shade

  • @roma8964
    @roma8964 2 년 전 +4533

    Stanley's favorite things
    -preztal day
    -closing time

  • @fionahoang9628
    @fionahoang9628 2 년 전 +910

    "You know I have to do this." "I know." The rivalry has become a responsibility for both of them, they can no longer escape it.

  • @aaronmehaffey6251
    @aaronmehaffey6251 2 년 전 +2665

    2:55 I love that Jim, Dwight, and Darryl ALL laugh at that.

    • @Deernest
      @Deernest 2 년 전 +51

      Look at Jim's face, not that natural acting. Or is it just me?

    • @busterthebear6756
      @busterthebear6756 2 년 전 +43

      @@Deernest I completely agree, the laughs from all three of them and later Meredith all seemed so forced.

    • @psbrie
      @psbrie 2 년 전 +2

      @@Deernest p

    • @psbrie
      @psbrie 2 년 전 +1

      @@Deernest p

    • @vignesh.balasubramanian
      @vignesh.balasubramanian 년 전 +12

      Because that line isn't really funny. It was a poor attempt at That's what she said. Glad that stopped.

  • @Sneakygio916
    @Sneakygio916 2 년 전 +4711

    Toby planking is a suprise

  • @vqzyy
    @vqzyy 2 년 전 +6012

    I love how Erin loves to be apart of everything lol

  • @Wymdragon
    @Wymdragon 2 년 전 +2679

    I love when Pam says she’s going into labor and then sips her drink right Ryan’s face. She’s my hero.

    • @robertpower8828
      @robertpower8828 년 전 +4

      Maybe

    • @michaelparker5030
      @michaelparker5030 년 전 +2

      "right in"
      Edit- guess almost 1,500 people didn't notice

    • @atable2505
      @atable2505 년 전 +20

      @@michaelparker5030 I just don’t think anyone cares

    • @michaelparker5030
      @michaelparker5030 년 전 +1

      @@atable2505 🤷

    • @youparejo
      @youparejo 년 전 +2

      @@michaelparker5030 thank you lol, i m not a native speaker and i was wondering what was the right *word after that
      Edit : added the word "word"

  • @DanetteBall
    @DanetteBall 2 년 전 +607

    Kevin rushing up to help Pam when she’s faking labor is actually very sweet

  • @PrimoPete
    @PrimoPete 2 년 전 +666

    18:24 I love how Dwight just resigns to his fate and accepts being pranked.

  • @anuradhavellat9996
    @anuradhavellat9996 2 년 전 +897

    "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick"
    - Kevin Malone

  • @Alskdjaa1
    @Alskdjaa1 2 년 전 +187

    "Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time" maybe that's what you're hearing." Is such a funny line at that moment

  • @carlosantonioflores3239
    @carlosantonioflores3239 2 년 전 +1789

    The fake call for Andy is one of the best moments of the whole series. Erin totally screwed it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gmperotti
    @gmperotti 2 년 전 +400

    I love the fact. That for the dog. The roof is open. The dog already had the ventilation. By breaking and leaving four wholes he did absolutely nothing 😂

    • @elizabethwarwick7082
      @elizabethwarwick7082 4 개월 전 +1

      Except add shattered glass the dog can injure himself on 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @haleywood692
    @haleywood692 년 전 +186

    She’s making digs at Pam for being pregnant by a salesman whole time she’s also pregnant by a salesman 😆

  • @francosstories596
    @francosstories596 2 년 전 +228

    “Many small time make big time”
    Best sentence ever spoken

  • @sjg1829
    @sjg1829 2 년 전 +392

    I love the way Angela thinks Kevin’s short talk is how he has always beeen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrockPlaysFortnite
    @BrockPlaysFortnite 2 년 전 +450

    “You know I have to do this 🗿”
    “I know 😔”

  • @varshav1053
    @varshav1053 2 년 전 +1482

    Meridith being obsessed with royals does and doesn't sound right at the same time

  • @Folse
    @Folse 2 년 전 +184

    Stanley had some big time “DID I STUTTER” energy at the end there 😅

  • @valsayshi1166
    @valsayshi1166 2 년 전 +268

    I love how Ryan just stood there awkwardly after Pam told him she’s going in labour

  • @kkhaling5245
    @kkhaling5245 2 년 전 +325

    The time when Jim throws money on the floor and says, "Prank"... I find it too funny

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 2 년 전 +310

    I noticed Stanley was coming from the break room/kitchen/bathroom when "Closing Time" wraps up, meaning he probably wasn't at his desk for like 15 minutes before 5.
    The man is my hero.

    • @eljokerjce
      @eljokerjce 2 년 전 +6

      I think we all been there 😂

  • @user-cr5bx8kd2k
    @user-cr5bx8kd2k 2 년 전 +4938

    Andy was a great manager. They didn't have to ruin his character.

    • @Funki-YTP
      @Funki-YTP 2 년 전 +479

      I think they ruined his character because in the end they wanted Dwight to be manager.

    • @ursu3368
      @ursu3368 2 년 전 +516

      @@Funki-YTP But still they could've give the job to Dwight without ruining Andy. Him leaving to pursue his dream didn't necessarily need his strike of auto destructive behaviors.

    • @yourselfrespect8201
      @yourselfrespect8201 2 년 전 +60

      @@ursu3368 ok you obviously don’t understand how this works- he can’t be kicked out just for doing his job- he’d have to do something bad to lose a job ecspecially in the paper buisness.

    • @TridenteMenta
      @TridenteMenta 2 년 전 +101

      it wasnt ruined, he was recording “hangover”

    • @Salt_Review
      @Salt_Review 2 년 전 +109

      When they introduced Andy i hated him then after andy got cheated on i felt like he improved then when he became manager I just cringed

  • @jonilynn8918
    @jonilynn8918 2 년 전 +40

    Andy singing Closing Time with a very pregnant Pam is amusing since that song is literally about childbirth.

  • @harsh7agarwal
    @harsh7agarwal 년 전 +36

    Stanley vibing to " closing time " is weirdly wholesome being a lackadaisical man myself

  • @ph9113
    @ph9113 년 전 +35

    I love that Erin has a dirt stripe going down her body from the parking barrier.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 2 년 전 +82

    Stanley's Christmas rant was amazing

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 2 년 전 +241

    "You know I have to do this"
    "I know"
    I loved Jim and Dwight in the later seasons

  • @ARG7856
    @ARG7856 2 년 전 +79

    "When me president, they see. They see." -Kevin Malone

  • @walkercoleman3813
    @walkercoleman3813 2 년 전 +100

    “You either got it or you don’t, and I don’t.”

  • @lanapoort3317
    @lanapoort3317 2 년 전 +210

    I love that the sentence 'not me fault' is literally one letter away from being a real sentence.

    • @alicemiriah
      @alicemiriah 2 년 전 +26

      And ‘thank’ instead of thanks

    • @seamusflannery3374
      @seamusflannery3374 년 전 +2

      Well it needs a subject and a verb to be a sentence so it would need to be “it’s not my fault”
      But yeah I see what you’re saying

    • @djCatScanRL
      @djCatScanRL 10 개월 전

      🙄

  • @thegcqexperience6282
    @thegcqexperience6282 2 년 전 +41

    "Kevin, I appreciate what you're doing."
    "Thank."

  • @orangu
    @orangu 2 년 전 +698

    If Dwight were a real person, and he actually did all those different types of fighting activities, he'd literally be unstoppable

  • @argenism6
    @argenism6 년 전 +19

    18:29
    Jim: "you know i have to do this.."
    Dwight: "I know"
    🤣😂🤣

  • @imrosegogi1714
    @imrosegogi1714 11 개월 전 +14

    I love when Pam says “little micheal Scott”

  • @florpleborp2275
    @florpleborp2275 2 년 전 +70

    There’s something about Dwight being so delighted and at ease with how great things are going with his hella busy schedule that brings me joy.

  • @fearshum
    @fearshum 8 개월 전 +4

    Favorite opening is the dog “trapped” in a hot car lol The fact that they even acknowledge that the sunroof was open, its parked in the shade and its not even hot out makes it hilarious

  • @iamanevutable981
    @iamanevutable981 2 년 전 +116

    Andy: "In ten minutes..."
    *Erin 10 seconds later*

  • @jesslove8372
    @jesslove8372 2 년 전 +82

    "I've upped my karate to 8 times a week" - Dwight K Shrute

  • @hrb2004
    @hrb2004 년 전 +17

    Erin’s motivational scream at 10:53 is so underrated

  • @SameerSrinivas
    @SameerSrinivas 2 년 전 +44

    “Right here. Little Michael Scott” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AmberPearcy
    @AmberPearcy 2 년 전 +24

    Andy is like me with my kids. I always sing and they never wanna sing with me. 🤣Love him so much!

  • @AnthonyPolanco
    @AnthonyPolanco 2 년 전 +27

    Stanley’s contemptful “END - goodnight” is everything

  • @tomato2517
    @tomato2517 2 년 전 +633

    Andy being made manager was a surprise that was controversial but one I liked… until Season 9

    • @drawfulanimations3253
      @drawfulanimations3253 2 년 전 +5

      yeah, me too

    • @ryanrasmussen6746
      @ryanrasmussen6746 2 년 전 +7

      Season 9 he changed from the outward bound retreat, giving him the nickname iceman. I feel they did it purpose to steer us in a curtain direction

    • @hairlesscat6458
      @hairlesscat6458 2 년 전 +10

      I feel like most of the later seasons had changes that some people loved but some didn’t. I liked most but the changes to Andy were kind of annoying. I kinda started to like him but then they changed him.

    • @ryanrasmussen6746
      @ryanrasmussen6746 2 년 전 +2

      .....still the best show ever!

  • @daniellecarr6614
    @daniellecarr6614 2 년 전 +278

    Is anyone else worried about the dog stepping on the glass

    • @veraa5282
      @veraa5282 2 년 전 +21

      Don’t worry it was stunt glass and if you look carefully you can see that the dog was taken out of the car of these takes

    • @amormio4293
      @amormio4293 2 년 전 +2

      No because it was fake glass

    • @kats6575
      @kats6575 2 년 전 +3

      Did you really think they used real glass 😐😐

    • @maydavalle
      @maydavalle 2 년 전

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @edmonte7332
      @edmonte7332 2 년 전

      It's prop glass. It's made of sugar or smth.

  • @zemo3207
    @zemo3207 2 년 전 +37

    9:06
    Probably the greatest No No No after Michael.

  • @bigjoe8542
    @bigjoe8542 2 년 전 +33

    the change of expression at 12:28 is priceless

  • @isabellamorfitt841
    @isabellamorfitt841 년 전 +92

    Unpopular opinion: seasons 8 and 9 were underrated and had some very funny moments!

    • @fairfight9857
      @fairfight9857 년 전 +9

      The cold opens are funnier compared to previous seasons.

    • @djCatScanRL
      @djCatScanRL 10 개월 전 +1

      *Painfully* Unpopular 👎🏻

  • @nurikodb3915
    @nurikodb3915 2 년 전 +32

    4:47 Pam's face is priceless 😂😂😂

  • @WRXKADE19
    @WRXKADE19 2 년 전 +96

    Erin is that one person who is happy no matter what

  • @kidnamedfinger3958
    @kidnamedfinger3958 2 년 전 +81

    3:07 gabe just looks like he doesn't wanna be there

  • @itzhope3787
    @itzhope3787 2 년 전 +33

    Dwight: don't do planking its dangerous especially with me around
    Also him: PARKOUR!!!!!!

  • @no.6269
    @no.6269 2 년 전 +51

    Are we jus going to ignore Dwight's 0 hours of sleep schedule?

  • @annika_panicka
    @annika_panicka 7 개월 전 +5

    11:58 Of course the adorable, ever-enthusiastic Erin is grooving to the song. One thing I don't think I ever noticed before was an obliviously in the zone Andy spinning a resistant Meredith around in her chair. Lol. He has some sort of interaction with almost everyone in the office. I love that opening. And seeing Stanley happy(-ish) and singing is delightful.

  • @beccag9506
    @beccag9506 2 년 전 +13

    0:37 Phillis: coughs*. Robert: leaves.*

  • @itzkold7552
    @itzkold7552 2 년 전 +13

    4:30 My english teacher's image of my grammar when I miss a single comma.

  • @ramoncruz527
    @ramoncruz527 2 년 전 +81

    I freaking love this show man Did anyone realize the sun roof was open for the dog they over did it wit the animal curtly thought lol 🤣

    • @Mayam12.16
      @Mayam12.16 2 년 전 +6

      And they broke his window 🤣🤣

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka 7 개월 전 +1

      Lol! Yes - Dwight was pouring a beverage through the sunroof before Oscar broke the window.

  • @PossibleBat
    @PossibleBat 2 년 전 +15

    Kevin revolutionizing language by why waste time when few word do trick will always be a favorite of mine lol

  • @justinharris2320
    @justinharris2320 2 년 전 +95

    "You're A bad man Andy Bernard. This stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma.. I had an uncle..."
    I wanted to hear that story...lol

  • @bryansmith6939
    @bryansmith6939 2 년 전 +26

    The way Andy was really happy after Stanley sung his song with him 😂

  • @Qdaman17
    @Qdaman17 2 년 전 +71

    0:16 you got to appreciate Erin’s honesty

    • @Nonikt
      @Nonikt 년 전 +1

      Thats not all You appreciate in that scene be honest

  • @megaman5125
    @megaman5125 2 년 전 +95

    Stanley's laugh is so contagious 8:11

  • @spyratekodaks7494
    @spyratekodaks7494 2 년 전 +23

    The episode with the billboards is actually a pretty clever way to attract attention and get known!!

  • @GZas
    @GZas 2 년 전 +76

    People who say The Office died when Michael left are insane. This show was ace from start to finish!

    • @djCatScanRL
      @djCatScanRL 10 개월 전 +1

      *False* 🐻

    • @TH-hy9kr
      @TH-hy9kr 10 개월 전 +3

      I didn't care for the Will Ferrell days, but thankfully they were few. James Spader was hilarious though.

    • @gudduentertains
      @gudduentertains 8 개월 전 +1

      FACTS!!!

  • @queeneliane7745
    @queeneliane7745 2 년 전 +35

    7:42 Kevin is so funny😭

  • @amrayabaptiste2933
    @amrayabaptiste2933 2 년 전 +11

    Jim: You know I have to do this.
    Dwight: I know
    Jim pushes him over* 🤣😅

  • @zhishihuangdi98
    @zhishihuangdi98 2 년 전 +117

    Toby suddenly grew a lot of hair once Micheal left..

  • @zainab2302
    @zainab2302 2 년 전 +50

    12:04 Oscar has no one to take him home

  • @tyronbrewer141
    @tyronbrewer141 년 전 +5

    “Oh my boss is singing closing time maybe that’s what you’re hearing” always gets me

  • @soummadiptamukherjee
    @soummadiptamukherjee 2 년 전 +19

    8:33 Jim staring into my soul

  • @pratikmanandhar1033
    @pratikmanandhar1033 2 년 전 +32

    Erin vibing is the cutest thing

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 2 년 전 +8

    Andy is right about a closing ritual. I have a closing playlist when it's the end of my shift

  • @lslice5283
    @lslice5283 년 전 +14

    Dwight running yelling “no, no, NO, NO!!!” Will always be hilarious to me!

  • @averyfilmsstuff
    @averyfilmsstuff 2 년 전 +100

    did you see how even dwight laughed at 2:57, which is interesting because barely anything amuses him.

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia 2 년 전 +10

      Dwight is amused by plenty of things. Just not by Jim. If Jim had said the same thing, Dwight would have had some response that started with "Fact: " or "MICHAEL!"

    • @chagrin6919
      @chagrin6919 2 년 전 +7

      This is because dwight lightens up in the last few seasons

    • @averyfilmsstuff
      @averyfilmsstuff 2 년 전 +6

      @@chagrin6919 yeah its great to see his character develop and change. hes very well written

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 8 개월 전 +4

    8:13 Stanley’s laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suzyrottencrotch5132
    @suzyrottencrotch5132 2 년 전 +7

    2:18 😂 little pregs and big pregs

  • @cyn5903
    @cyn5903 2 년 전 +31

    4:20 can we talk about that analysis Oscar got from Kevin trying to save time by saying less words😂😂 he’s really that annoying smart guy

  • @louisagrainger9312

    3:25 cracked me up😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shadofett7495
    @shadofett7495 년 전 +4

    7:41 I love how they all forget about him after breaking someones window

  • @Josiah_Trelawny1
    @Josiah_Trelawny1 2 년 전 +11

    I now realise I am Stanley.
    We share the same attitude.

  • @monmca9371
    @monmca9371 2 년 전 +51

    19:38 Amen Stanley!

  • @jakman8515
    @jakman8515 2 년 전 +30

    I likr how no one cares that the sun roof is open in the car and just cares about the dog

  • @Fkidd702
    @Fkidd702 2 년 전 +13

    3:35 is that fucken Toby 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatoneguy1299
    @thatoneguy1299 2 년 전 +8

    Stanly's speech at the end makes him the goat

  • @o_o-_-8639
    @o_o-_-8639 2 년 전 +27

    6:59…I was surprised that Oscar did that…I wasn’t expecting from him such a thing…anyway have a nice day 🙂

  • @xiuyeyin
    @xiuyeyin 2 년 전 +9

    2:30 later to realize the father is the great(est) salesman

  • @roma8964
    @roma8964 2 년 전 +15

    That was creative "oops we dropped our prizes."

  • @SgtxAnus
    @SgtxAnus 2 년 전 +45

    14:52 this is why Andy has his downfall its the Karma

  • @madao4024
    @madao4024 7 개월 전 +3

    12:00 Oscar is just Done with this thing. 🤣

  • @user-zx5js1xc1l
    @user-zx5js1xc1l 2 년 전 +39

    Did Oscar just break the window while the dog is inside and the dog is stepping all over shattered glass 😱

  • @blessedbythebest1003
    @blessedbythebest1003 2 년 전 +7

    When Stanley finally has something to say 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WaffleHouseFightNight

    Stanley has THE BEST LAUGH

  • @ParamShahu
    @ParamShahu 5 개월 전 +3

    10:13 Meredith attached top and skirt with tape😂

  • @iluvbooty
    @iluvbooty 2 년 전 +15

    Watching this I never noticed Meredith planking under the urinals 🤭🤭😭

  • @watercoloureyesssssssss

    I love the fact that the sun roof is open but they smashed the window anyway

  • @gabrielacruz4071
    @gabrielacruz4071 2 년 전 +8

    I should learn from Dwight, meditating at sunrise and then at sunset.

  • @d.b.videos9942
    @d.b.videos9942 2 년 전 +3

    2:47
    Is that Wegmans brand soda?
    This truly is one of the best shows

  • @lrachinzah3144
    @lrachinzah3144 2 년 전 +12

    Andy Face on 6:29 😂😂

  • @northwind2050
    @northwind2050 2 년 전 +10

    Stanley is right about Christmas.