Cursed Fast Food Toys

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am i... the only one who actually loves furbies lol

Moral of the story: the only things You can draw on an McDonald's toy are a smile, a troll face, amogus and divorce papers

The reveal of the Cinnamoroll Slope with the Mario Kart music and toys piled all around it was just so perfect and joyous in a way I cannot describe, and I was fully invested in the Carbo Cooler saga. Peak silly-goofy vibes

the burger king furbies are actually based off the 2005 furbies, while the macdonalds one was based off the 1998 furbies. Later on, macdonalds actually released low quality plush versions of their 1998 ones, and even later went back to plastic for a range of 2012 furbies

These videos are like baby sensory videos for me, but focused on one specific topic, in the best way possible.

The whole Soda Cup story had me invested from start to finish

10:37 The sheer panic in their voice had me crying

this is probably my most favorite video on this channel for some reason
edit: NO WAY THE GUMMY BEAR SONG?!!?!?!?!?!! 13:36

I appreciate you using Nene's "Yaaaay" in every video. She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

In another dimension, cursed toys are some of the best selling toys.

8:58 alien cat: boi why are your so Gnarp Gnarp
Cowboi burger: barbecue bacon burger

The Carbo Cooler arc made me shed a tear. Truly one of the most inspirational stories of all time. 😢😢😢😢😢

I really love your nails in this video, which are painted red and yellow, the colors of McDonald's. From now on in each and every every video, you should have your fingernails painted in whatever colors you feel like, probably to match the topic of the video. Also, have as many Silly Bandz as humanly possible on both your wrists.

This review is a perfect symphony of weird and wacky, and delicous taste!
The sheer joy of "Pongon Vidos" is beyond the Cat Meme Scale levels.
Pure perfection.
11/10 -fancyman

9:18 I have two guesses as to why this kaleidoscope looks lame compared to others: 1) the cost of beads and arrangement, and 2) avoiding using small moving parts for choking hazards, since they'd be played with right after eating.

The resemblance of a hello kitty to a burger is satifsactory🎉

give pongon a trophy for making a ad entertaining

The meme shown at 14:50 was officially the funniest thing I've ever seen after 25 years on this Earth.

The cheap Mp3's were my absolute favorite toy McDonald's ever released. The fact that it had Tokio Hotel was so mindblowing. I had to go to multiple different locations with my mom to get all of them but than oneday when my cousin stayed over she stole them and my aunt forced me to "gift" it to her. Have never recovered from this event 😂😅

BRO YOU CANT JUST CREATE THE MOST EMOTIONAL MASTERPIECE KNOWN TO MAN AND THEN JUST SAY “moving on” 😭😭😭

10:38 this feels like those moments in horror movies where the haunted doll just talks out of nowhere.

That Carbo Cooler story was a genuine masterpiece, 10/10

14:17 i was thinkings this is potato XD

The neon shark plushies at 18:34... i need to know where they are acquired for very important purposes

The Changeables are even funnier now since Hasbro released 'BotBots' back in 2018. It's an official Transformers toy line and was recently adapted into an animated series, where robots turn into mundane household objects, among which include food items like burgers and shakes.

i wish to have the energy for everyday life like how this guy feels about old mcdonalds dino toys

10:23 I LITERALLY HADE ONE OF THESE! THE PURPLE ONE :D

19:07 I was almost expecting the SummoningSalt synths to kick in

why is pongon petting the furby after it jumpscared them so wholesome

Hey polygon, i just really want you to know how much these videos mean to me! They help me to feel joyous childlike wonder, and the way you set up all the toys for the race really reminded of how i played when i was younger. im still a teenager but this just showed me that its okay to embrace fun and wackyness at any age!! (i have the same alien plush too! i take him to school everyday, i call him goober)

19:17 to 19:39 got me crying while I tried to drink coke. 5est in peace Carbo Cooler, he was an actual inspiration to many soda cans/cups.

Core childhood memory unlocked! As a kid, I had a box of my uncle's old toys to play with at my grandma's house, and included in them were two of the transforming dinosaurs (the milkshake and ice cream cone) and a robot that turned into a box of nuggets. I always wondered why the robot and the dinosaurs looked different and never realized they were from different toy lines. I also had no idea they were meant to be dinosaurs. I thought they were aliens. Also I died laughing when you snapped it shut with the head out, because the second I saw it, I went, "Oh yeah, I remember that one! I always snapped it shut with the head out and pretended he was stuck and the other toys had to come help him!
There were also two of the costumed Mcnuggets. One was a firefighter, but I forget what the other one was.

it’s always a good day when polygon donut uploads

9:36 "DIVORCE PAPERS💀💀"

8:58 boy why you so gnarp gnap

this video makes my brain very happy… i really like brightly colored plastic trinkets, especially when they’re shaped like silly lil fellas

8:34 he sound so utterly shocked 💀😭🤣

I’m so happy I actually had the mcdinosaur changeable ones as a kid. The fry one’s legs were always stiff on mine too, the hotcakes-asaur was my favorite! No wonder I loved bugsnax so much, it was accessing a core memory of food animals. ❤😋

The next Happy meal toys will be based on Auction Hunters Series 5. They will be random objects from the first 8 episodes inside connectible storage units. These even include a closeable beartrap, triple barrel gun which makes firing sounds and a shredder with moving rollers, along with a pipe ramp, useable with Hot Wheels, a rock crawler with suspension, a 3d printer which draws geometric patterns on paper, a confetti blaster which shoots a plastic cylinder printed with confetti and an openable space suit.
I'm surprised that all of them (except the space suit) actually work!

Why is one of the mp3 players blured out in 13:11 ?

19:17 R.I.P. Carbo Cooler (1989-2023) You will be missed :(

13:37 THE GUMMY BEAR SONG
NOSTALGIA

My grandpa had the McDino Cone in a box of random toys that my cousin's and I would play with as kids, and we were always baffled about what and why it was.
Also, Teeny Beanies are still the GOAT

Some of the coolest fast food toys were the McDonald's Lego sets from 1999 since they were Genuine Buildable Lego Sets, though I'm also a sucker for the ones that would combine together to form a bigger toy (see also: Transformers Armada, Peter Pan Return to Never Land, and the Burger King 2008 Simpsons couch).

This man is the pure embodiment of sillynes

16:27 In the bottom right corner IS THAT ME LOL

15:40 in the name of sCiEnCe 😤

The way you enunciate the word button is hilarious 😂

11:35 "This weird big ear design"
How have so few people heard of the Furby 2005 reboot

10:33 the bloodstarved creature is now free to roam this realm

just found your channel and i enjoy it very much. the silliness is great, and even the references like the wobbledogs music in the outro.

I like how it suddenly turns into a racing segment lol

“NOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE A BIG MAC!”
*sound effect*
“Actually, being a big mac is fine!”
10/10 acting skills, polygon donut!

5:43 let's call that one the burgosaur.

10:45 ah yes, the groan tube of Furbies.

19:33 the fact that you made lore is so funny to me

Honestly the history of fast food toys is so wide and diverse, you could make dozens of videos about this topic alone, and I would watch all of them. This subject it so weirdly interesting and entertaining, please make more!

GOD THE RACE WAS SO WELL DONE i loved this whole video it was so silly goofy

3:59 They should have named it "Nugget'o'saurus" or "Nuggetsaur" or "Dino Nugget"

My grandma has the Duncan the corn toy and I would cry and run out of the room when I saw it in her toy bins XD

I used to watch a lot of fast food toy reviews when I was a kid. So this was a nostalgic revisit for me,

14:12
Shadow is ballin?🧐😳

My grandma had a lot of the super old McDonald's toys when I was a kid. I used to love playing with the robot transformers because she had the full set. Her collection might have been worth something if they were still in mint condition, but she got them all for her grandkids to play with. So many memories ❤

R.I.P. Carbo Cooler
1989-2023
Gone, but not forgotten.

I feel like you could totally make a series out of this. I would watch it! Thanks for all of your hard work and the laughs!

15:55 SQUISHMALLOW!:D

If I had those McDonald's freeze I would probably be so happy

McDonald's in the 2000's: have a plastic small machine! :)
McDonald's now: have some cardboard about a obscure character.

Since I was born in 1989: I swear my entire life until I was 11-12 was a complete fever dream lol not just these cursed obscure toys but every piece of media was demented absurdity and I LOVE IT! Bring it back. What happened? How did we get here?

11:10
Possessed Furby: *flutters eyelashes flirtatiously*
Pongon donon: this furby would probably make kids cry :(

19:18 OH NO!!! OUR TABLE!!! IT’S BROKEN!!!!!

omg me and my roomie are on edibles and we really much appreciated the race we loved it thansk so much

With how much time the various varieties of Changers took in the video, I think an interesting thing to touch on in the sequel would be the official Transformers happy meals, since they've done collabs several times... with varying results.

14:16 you won’t believe this. I found one of these in my backyard. I’m not joking I had just moved into my new house. And I went in the backyard to look around while I was looking around. There was something that looks like plastic in the yard. I went over to it and picked it up and it was one of these goobers. I figured out they came with accessory, so I tried to look for them, but I couldn’t find any funny but true story.

I love how he legit create a whole story for the Burger King racers toy 😂 it’s so amusing I love it

The fact that KRplus has the time to comment on random KRplus videos but they dont bring back dislikes says alot about the company.

18:58 Why are you putting STORY ARCS in a video about happy meal toys?

0:24 I didn’t know polygon could rap

7:55 unlocked a childhood memory, I had that computer toy!!!

9:45 is the wonderous ability of grabbing things (MRWAAAA-)

9:33 what is this glaggle hes so joyus🙂

12:10 KAGURA DETECTED

YO HOLY SHIT JOHN CRUELTY!?!?! 15:06

11:37 if you are wondering why they had big ears at the time is because those Burger King Furby toys are meant to look like a 2005 Furby

MORE PONGON YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! Wait...at 13:57 I see the god crash bandicoot.....you finally have understood my wish thank you for showing.......CRASH B-B-B-B-B-BANDICOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to stay gnarp gnarp!🐱🐱🐱🐈 this comment is from one of your fans in the UK 🇬🇧

8:16 The noise
Like from pizza tower

OH HELL MAN! You just unlocked a core child memories for me with those players and Sonic games! I had 2 of those 'inser-n-play' MP3 players that green *"THERE'S NO LIMIT!"* and blue *"NUMA NUMA!"* I think I had a Tails LCD game but it's probably gone and dead :(

I love how something changes every 3 seconds or less to keep me entertained

i'd love a sequel, this is easily one of my favorite videos you've made!

"You got mario kart?"
"Nah man we got burgerking kart"

Where I live, all the Happy Meal McDonald's toys are just parts of tiny low quality figures that you have to put together using an awfully made manual. The only good one I've ever seen is a Mario Movie truck made of paper.

The way he said ‘Chassis’ 😭

14:07 Controller lookin kinda sus

13:22 dankpods reviewed the bob sinclar one

19:31 man after that death story he just goes back to a normal and happy video

Dude you're so funny I actually willing watch the sponsors you get, keep it up!

5:01 everyone stan icecream goober!! 🥺😊

12:37 I used to have one of the happy meal ones! I don't remember getting it, but I remember bringing it to a wedding, because I was, like, 6-8 years old and wanted to bring something with me to entertain myself and for comfort. (Bringing something from home to a place I've never been to before.) Then I lost it, so that is literally my only, albeit vivid, memory of it. I still wonder where it went...

0:43 0:27 when I’m back from the ✨ PrOwlLll ✨