The WORST Family on YouTube?

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    Kid DESTROYS brother's room
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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  7 년 전 +11653

    Hope you guys are enjoying the balance of game o'clock and cancer commentary, I'll try to balance them both as much as possible seeming it keeps both sides happy
    Thanks for watchin'

  • @rabburtt1841
    @rabburtt1841 4 년 전 +5186

    Child: is being abused by his siblings, most likely being emotionally damaged and disturbed.
    Dad: *"Don't abuse your brother unless I can film it"*

  • @justnana133
    @justnana133 4 년 전 +2918

    Child: * has mental break down in destroyed closet *
    Dad: *I just farted*

  • @juancarlosii9794
    @juancarlosii9794 4 년 전 +2195

    2017 pyrocynical: Minecraft is cringe
    2019 pyrocynical: Marrying Belle Delfine in minecraft

    • @xkokiii_m4rz
      @xkokiii_m4rz 4 년 전 +3

      Shrek Wes she sold her bath water but she didn’t get banned off of Instagram

    • @baguetteisgood143
      @baguetteisgood143 3 년 전 +3

      Harvard she did get banned off from Instagram , cuz everyone reported her for nudity when she did the same thing as every single other ig models

    • @baguetteisgood143
      @baguetteisgood143 3 년 전

      Shrek Wes she was “ a gamer girl “ but she was an Instagram model and pyro paid like 3k to play with her

    • @xkokiii_m4rz
      @xkokiii_m4rz 3 년 전

      Sana Hadi sorry I meant did auto correct

    • @baguetteisgood143
      @baguetteisgood143 3 년 전

      Harvard no need to say sorry , it happens to everyone

  • @drezzoisdead
    @drezzoisdead 3 년 전 +898

    For people who have now just heard of daddyofive for some reason, cody and Emma (is that their names? The youngest boy and the girl?) are now in a safer home. Their biological mother took custody of them.

    • @Thadeus1456
      @Thadeus1456 3 년 전 +34

      Thank goodness

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 년 전 +23

      Mission accomplished!

    • @Jerraro
      @Jerraro 3 년 전 +62

      *Biological* Mother?
      So those people were abusing kids that weren't even their actual kids? Why aren't they behind bars?

    • @grey6703
      @grey6703 3 년 전 +22

      @@Jerraro they did go to jail i think

    • @Jerraro
      @Jerraro 3 년 전 +16

      @@grey6703 they have a new KRplus channel. And yes the dad is in there too.

  • @thatcyanblur
    @thatcyanblur 7 년 전 +2272

    Pyro predicted this shit 1 month in advance.

  • @preeyus4037
    @preeyus4037 7 년 전 +1182

    even the family from resident evil 7 wasn't this fucking insane

  • @taxevasion117
    @taxevasion117 4 년 전 +1747

    Now that the old outro is gone, hearing it in this video feels so good...

  • @jakobrainford5189
    @jakobrainford5189 3 년 전 +445

    Pyro: “Do you think Disney villains pay taxes?”
    Well if they don’t, you’re the ideal candidate

  • @megadude3276
    @megadude3276 7 년 전 +2462

    "Do you think Disney villains pay taxes?"
    Pretty sure they're the ones making us pay taxes dude.

  • @KaptinKat123
    @KaptinKat123 6 년 전 +2463

    *Kid becoming emotionality damaged and disturbed, crying*
    Dad: "I just farted"

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 6 년 전 +102

      *I J U S T F A R T E D*

    • @plumsova8755
      @plumsova8755 6 년 전 +46

      I have crippling depression

    • @plumsova8755
      @plumsova8755 6 년 전 +13

      But idubbbz...

    • @plumsova8755
      @plumsova8755 6 년 전 +30

      Look you seem like a nice guy so I'm just not going to say anything(I also don't want to start any arguments)

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 6 년 전 +28

      That Guy good response dood lol probs most mature comment I've seen in months (that might sound sarcastic but it's not lol)

  • @ObamaGoodman2077
    @ObamaGoodman2077 3 년 전 +412

    I remember when i was younger and was in my pokemon phase I saw a video from them where they threw cody's pokemon cards in a fire and looking back at it now that doesn't seem that bad but as a kid that was like seeing money being burned

  • @dooksmckooks
    @dooksmckooks 3 년 전 +78

    2:32 Local man discovers a secret cult has been living under his house for about forty years

  • @JCMoon-ok4mi
    @JCMoon-ok4mi 5 년 전 +7435

    IM BOLTED TO THE W A L L

  • @djsnortski2724
    @djsnortski2724 7 년 전 +529

    WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON

    • @kamden823
      @kamden823 7 년 전 +35

      Shmackel GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THEN THAT, BOY.

    • @romanholiday3106
      @romanholiday3106 7 년 전 +20

      Shmackel GROOVY

    • @Throck1
      @Throck1 7 년 전 +13

      GUNS AREN'T MUCH USE ROUND HERE, SON.

    • @toforei
      @toforei 7 년 전 +10

      I TOLD YOU, DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME!

    • @djsnortski2724
      @djsnortski2724 7 년 전 +3

      Kyle is a Lowlife Who Wants to Kyle Himself xD

  • @mariossoultates
    @mariossoultates 4 년 전 +233

    I accidentally activated subtitles and when he said "it's your boy"it wrote it's your lesbian

  • @bigblue4586
    @bigblue4586 3 년 전 +42

    0:27 The kid in my basement thinking they can get out

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 7 년 전 +285

    I am genuinely worried about that younger brother. He's just constantly getting screamed at by his psycho dad over petty shit and choke slammed or dragged by his brother.

    • @marshmella_god
      @marshmella_god 7 년 전 +12

      Well he seems like a little shit too.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 7 년 전 +49

      Oh for sure, but I'm almost certain a lot of it is fueled by the clearly chaotic home environment and shitty parenting that go on in this house. Imagine how traumatic and destabilizing it must be for a little kid to be stuck in a home where his worthless "family" either wait for him to, or make him do dumb shit for the internet, and then they film themselves casually screaming at him, laughing at him, or his hulking tubby of a brother throwing him on the floor or dragging him violently out of his dad's precious seat.

    • @ching1081
      @ching1081 7 년 전 +1

      Evan Blake try the glock

    • @TheScaftin
      @TheScaftin 7 년 전 +43

      I feel like I'm watching the childhood of a future school shooter tbh.

    • @alexlast1463
      @alexlast1463 7 년 전 +6

      Scaftin don't jinx it

  • @dukesoup786
    @dukesoup786 7 년 전 +266

    -Dad hears kids fighting. First thing he says: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
    -Swears every fifth word when talking to them.
    -Dad sees the younger brother throw an egg at the older one...Only angry that its not caught on camera.
    -Doesn't try to break it up but instead waits until it gets out of hand to maximise drama and thus increasing view count.
    -9:19
    This man can't raise any child properly and decides to have four who won't be raised properly.
    Those four might become like the dad.
    Shrek help us all...

    • @fiercetooth4330
      @fiercetooth4330 7 년 전 +2

      Chinameister amen brother!

    • @maxj9989
      @maxj9989 7 년 전 +9

      - kid gets fucking thrown on the floor by someone twice his size multiple times.. dad doesn't give a shit

    • @mot5919
      @mot5919 7 년 전 +2

      Chinameister there is five

    • @BamesonBornerson
      @BamesonBornerson 7 년 전 +6

      Chinameister 'dad sees kid try to break down a door, waits next to him with camera and doesn't do anything' (from another episode)

    • @Grim2
      @Grim2 7 년 전 +6

      Wonder if he'll record a video when child service comes knocking on the door...

  • @domiguess8492
    @domiguess8492 3 년 전 +68

    "Well, I think I just might, I'll just pick myself up and -- oh, whats this? Oh, heavens look!
    ĮM BØĽŢĚĐ ŤÔ ŤHË WĀŁĽ!!!

  • @codywright7932
    @codywright7932 3 년 전 +79

    Dad: Slaps the kid
    "This can fit so much childhood trauma in here"

  • @coltonfredenberg2534
    @coltonfredenberg2534 7 년 전 +2921

    Pyrocynical: Exposing the family of Daddyofive before everyone else.

    • @elliot1783
      @elliot1783 7 년 전 +3

      yes

    • @benjamingoodman2775
      @benjamingoodman2775 7 년 전 +2

      Colton Fredenberg exploit?

    • @coltonfredenberg2534
      @coltonfredenberg2534 7 년 전 +58

      Ben Goodman, wow. Didn't realize I used the wrong term. Exploiting isn't wrong either though, seeing as many KRplusrs have profited from this story; with the exceptions of ImAllexx and Philip DeFranco who demonetized the videos covering the subject.

    • @benjamingoodman2775
      @benjamingoodman2775 7 년 전 +11

      Colton Fredenberg true

    • @iamadedmimi5323
      @iamadedmimi5323 6 년 전 +2

      realy?

  • @christinadrakogiannakis3460

    “Do you think Disney villains pay taxes” - pyrocynical 2017

    • @KimowotaJP
      @KimowotaJP 5 년 전 +16

      I 🅱️ON'T 🅱️AY 🅱️AXES.

    • @yorktown2phoenix570
      @yorktown2phoenix570 4 년 전 +2

      but do they?

    • @memeso6507
      @memeso6507 4 년 전 +2

      We have same profile pic

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 년 전 +5

      At least they don't spend 3 grand on an E-girl that didn't even play Minecraft with them

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 년 전

      @Nightshader
      Truth is harsh, amirite? ;)

  • @Wackishtypeguy
    @Wackishtypeguy 3 년 전 +51

    Pyro: “oh its like a gay russian dancer now”
    I think thats called a crime

  • @plix5295
    @plix5295 3 년 전 +105

    3:49 pyro admitted to liking thicc furry art 😳

  • @zazisotherch.6038
    @zazisotherch.6038 7 년 전 +993

    Pyro broke the story.
    DO5 blames DeFranco for all the hate.
    DO5 fears Pyro.

  • @Apocryptoz
    @Apocryptoz 4 년 전 +2357

    Fun fact: His kids got taken away from him

  • @clickbaitme5247
    @clickbaitme5247 3 년 전 +207

    "Can notch buy and burn minecraft"
    Did not age well. Not at all.

  • @LuccaDoesStuff
    @LuccaDoesStuff 3 년 전 +17

    Kid: Please stop abusing me, I feel really depressed.
    Dad: Shut up and make me money

  • @cringeprince9356
    @cringeprince9356 4 년 전 +767

    They lost custody of the children for good reason

  • @remobasil
    @remobasil 7 년 전 +446

    Deep thoughts with Pyro: Do Disney villains pay taxes?

    • @iamadoughnut.839
      @iamadoughnut.839 7 년 전 +45

      Ciel Phantomhive
      There the ones making us pay 'em

    • @BioCraftHero
      @BioCraftHero 7 년 전 +3

      Trump'll be the newest Disney villain.

    • @hybrid9791
      @hybrid9791 7 년 전 +3

      Ciel Phantomhive Disney Villian plays with Superman in wallmart

    • @dimanya950
      @dimanya950 7 년 전 +1

      Ciel Phantomhive loki does what he wantsssssss

    • @lil_chainmail8795
      @lil_chainmail8795 7 년 전 +8

      I asked my class that and I got an hour detention from the lynch mob

  • @broflovskiz
    @broflovskiz 3 년 전 +17

    big brother: throws his brother on the floor
    little brother: balling his eyes out
    dad: family fun

  • @E-dawg582
    @E-dawg582 4 년 전 +405

    The mom and dad went to prison for child abuse real shame

  • @badomen6172
    @badomen6172 7 년 전 +173

    "It appears you have gotten some H20 on my new pair of timbs" LMAO

  • @emeraldgolemnumba
    @emeraldgolemnumba 4 년 전 +319

    Amazing dad. You know, he cusses his kids out because they got an egg on the wall while the bigger kid proceeds to beat his younger brother.

  • @DJPonychan18
    @DJPonychan18 3 년 전 +51

    It’s been 3 years since Cody and Emma were saved from daddyoffive. Thank god. I hope they eventually get over their trauma and daddyoffive is locked up in jail for his crimes. I’m still surprised they didn’t serve any jail time.

    • @gabematthews4993
      @gabematthews4993 3 년 전

      Wait what happened

    • @tiagoviana263
      @tiagoviana263 3 년 전

      @@gabematthews4993 might be wrong , but I read somewhere that their biological Mother took full costody of them. And with good reason

    • @gabematthews4993
      @gabematthews4993 3 년 전

      @@tiagoviana263 Yeah i looked into it and cody and emma are back with their bio mum cuz their dad and brothers were basically taking the piss out of them and abusing them so they can get views on youtube

    • @koahlacake7499
      @koahlacake7499 2 년 전

      im pretty shur the dad is in prison

    • @Tookyatoast
      @Tookyatoast 2 년 전

      4 now I'm happy for them

  • @boxofluckycharms4530
    @boxofluckycharms4530 3 년 전 +21

    Pyro 3 years ago: kill minecraft
    Pyro like a year ago: im playing minecraft vr guys

  • @sansgolem168
    @sansgolem168 4 년 전 +843

    how to summarize this family: Domestic violence is fun yay!!!!

    • @dumbweeb6942
      @dumbweeb6942 3 년 전 +6

      *I j u s t f a r t e d*

    • @sansgolem168
      @sansgolem168 3 년 전 +1

      I swear i wonder how he didn't lose custody of the kids

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 년 전 +1

      @@sansgolem168 they lost custody of their children tho

    • @rommyjoj326
      @rommyjoj326 3 년 전 +2

      DaddyOfive in a nutshell
      Cody:comes to a room
      DaddyOfive:CODY WHAT THE FUCK WHY DİD YOU KİLL THE PRESİDENT

    • @deathbyplasmadbp3177
      @deathbyplasmadbp3177 3 년 전

      Megalovania intensifies

  • @andlu1234
    @andlu1234 7 년 전 +220

    someone call the child protection services

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 7 년 전 +1

      Andrew Friedrich why if u had 5 kids that hardly listen u would be stressed out too he is a great dad u should watch some of daddyofives videos

    • @Xplici_T
      @Xplici_T 7 년 전 +34

      erin mefford You want to tell me if I'm stressed out with my 5 children I can just fart in their faces? Wow thanks dude

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 7 년 전 +8

      erin mefford And who's fault is that?

    • @MistaWithAnM4
      @MistaWithAnM4 7 년 전 +17

      "IT'S TIME TO STOP!"

    • @HelenaNRoses
      @HelenaNRoses 4 년 전 +3

      @@erinmefford8041 are you.... being sarcastic?

  • @yungninety9180
    @yungninety9180 3 년 전 +56

    Kinda surprised child protective services aren’t involved

  • @idk12605
    @idk12605 3 년 전 +26

    I'm litterly crying of sadness. The little boy deserves infinite love

  • @screenname2539
    @screenname2539 6 년 전 +518

    those kids are probably gonna become serial killers or something

    • @KEISTERS_
      @KEISTERS_ 6 년 전 +3

      I all ready am

    • @thefourcoin2962
      @thefourcoin2962 6 년 전 +6

      Probably the littlest one

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 년 전 +34

      They got back to their original family and both parents were sentenced for child abuse.

    • @gekigami1791
      @gekigami1791 5 년 전 +6

      Rednidedni there is justice in the world

    • @DeusVerus
      @DeusVerus 5 년 전 +3

      MAJOENDER yes,because having bad, abusive parents does that.

  • @darkporco443
    @darkporco443 7 년 전 +264

    You don't won. Expect the unexpected.

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om 3 년 전 +18

    it’s been 3 years and I’m still not over “iM bOLTeD tO tHe wALLLLLLL”

  • @user-zo8yk9mk5v
    @user-zo8yk9mk5v 3 년 전 +31

    Nobody:
    Pyrocynical: Youchube

    • @arjansingh1777
      @arjansingh1777 3 년 전 +3

      Nobody:
      Tanner Molnar: Nobody

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 3 년 전

      Tanner, that's a pretty good fucking meme my dude

    • @dimfish3069
      @dimfish3069 2 년 전

      Bri'ish people am I right

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser 2 년 전

      @@dimfish3069 😐 wow you got the whole squad laughin

    • @dimfish3069
      @dimfish3069 2 년 전

      @@justatrollyaloser you could've just ignored my comment if you didn't like it

  • @marcus8428
    @marcus8428 7 년 전 +331

    I'm actually disgusted by how that guy is treating his children. It's awful what's happening in the videos I wonder what's happening when the camera is off, where is the mother because I doubt she'd allow any of this to happen especially how the smallest children are being treated they are obviously being slightly neglected and it disgusts me. How could anyone allow this to happen in general not just on KRplus?

    • @nickfulp7133
      @nickfulp7133 7 년 전

      Stale Memes for clarifying purposes, if you watch the vlogs the youngest child almost never listens and apparently they don't interact as much off camera

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 7 년 전

      Stale Memes he treats them fine he has five kids who hardly listen he gets stressed out he is a great dad

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 7 년 전

      nick fulp ikr Cody always acts up

    • @chinkywinky7266
      @chinkywinky7266 7 년 전

      Stale Memes

    • @WendifurTTV
      @WendifurTTV 7 년 전 +28

      Maybe the reason the kids act up and don't listen is because they are in that disgusting, horrible environment. Bad parenting at its worst. CPS needs to look at these videos

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 7 년 전 +154

    "Do you think Disney Villains pay taxes?" Never has a truer question been asked.

  • @toxicity_1445
    @toxicity_1445 4 년 전 +193

    He foresaw the trend of wearing masks 3 years before the outbreak

  • @the_senate6689
    @the_senate6689 3 년 전 +3

    I love how pyro is just dancing with the gun in his hand

  • @gameshackfullyuncut3052
    @gameshackfullyuncut3052 7 년 전 +466

    Holy fuck pyro predicted the future. Aye mate whats next weeks lotto numbers?

  • @shaneyy__
    @shaneyy__ 5 년 전 +623

    Love how everyone is just commenting *_I M B O L T E D T O T H E W A L L_* but no one wants to talk about how... *The walls have got eggs all over them.*

  • @sexygarfield5001
    @sexygarfield5001 3 년 전 +32

    No wonder Minecraft follows him when his head is literally as square as Steves

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 3 년 전

      Spongebob is gay

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 3 년 전 +1

      @@ruthvik8913 no he is asexual stephen hillenburg the creator of spongebob is more right than nickelodeon

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser 2 년 전

      Omg don’t call spongebob gay at 3am people who for some reason care will appear!!! (Gone wrong!) (gone sexual!!) (don’t try this at home!)

  • @tsuki9423
    @tsuki9423 4 년 전 +3

    hey fam i’ve watched like 70 pyro videos this week. i’m literally hyperfixating on pyrocynical this is a moment

  • @sammcclintock9492
    @sammcclintock9492 7 년 전 +763

    this new resident evil dlc looks pretty good

  • @SuperThePiplup
    @SuperThePiplup 7 년 전 +395

    Holy shit Pyro called him out before almost anyone else, good god

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodra4072

    This reminds me of the time I was playing bioshock 2 and my little brother came in saw subject delta and said "is that an iron golem?"

  • @blue_miata5982
    @blue_miata5982 3 년 전 +3

    5:54 the fake gun looks like a German h&k vp70

  • @epicgamersaurus
    @epicgamersaurus 7 년 전 +389

    Pyro predicted this whole child abuse thing

  • @randomusername0x0
    @randomusername0x0 7 년 전 +1505

    He just farted on his Child's Face -_- Dad of the Year

  • @chilly7767
    @chilly7767 3 년 전 +7

    5:33 Jesus this kid got thrown onto the floor like a charger does in left 4 dead

  • @banana_pancake7171
    @banana_pancake7171 3 년 전 +6

    "Do you think Disney villains pay taxes?"

  • @larryboster1197
    @larryboster1197 5 년 전 +1977

    I M B O L T E D T O T H E W A L L

    • @Stfuhoodratremmygf
      @Stfuhoodratremmygf 4 년 전 +2

      Lol

    • @SwedBaben
      @SwedBaben 4 년 전 +3

      My favorite excuse to everything in life.. "pick up after yourself" "go to work" "shower"... Me:
      - IM BOOOLTED TO THE WALL

    • @masterchief3648
      @masterchief3648 4 년 전 +4

      IM BOLTED TO THE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @Ki_ngy
      @Ki_ngy 4 년 전

      What’s this? Oh no. Ladies and gentlemen? It seems like I am *BOLTED TO THE W A L L!*

    • @monarchings
      @monarchings 4 년 전 +1

      *I M B O L T E D T O T H E W A L L*

  • @user-pf3qu5wd1m
    @user-pf3qu5wd1m 7 년 전 +139

    MAN WITH SCARY MASK SCARES STRANGERS (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

  • @memedaddy5817
    @memedaddy5817 2 년 전 +3

    “Do Disney villains pay taxes?”
    If they don’t pay taxes, are they REALLY the villain?

  • @fruit_loop_
    @fruit_loop_ 3 년 전 +11

    This reminds me of my family, but I got thrown around, theres litterly face holes from my brother throwing me

    • @liammartin9222
      @liammartin9222 3 년 전 +2

      Lol

    • @hipbro3484
      @hipbro3484 3 년 전 +1

      That's cool mate, but who asked

    • @fruit_loop_
      @fruit_loop_ 3 년 전 +5

      @@hipbro3484 literally nobody, just felt like saying it

    • @start2957
      @start2957 3 년 전 +5

      @@hipbro3484 wow man so funny I asked now fuck off

  • @Cojax
    @Cojax 7 년 전 +99

    You gotta protect a man's chair. "Chair before family." That's what my dad would always say, before he left to go buy some smokes 17 years ago.

    • @jok2fazestrike734
      @jok2fazestrike734 7 년 전 +3

      Cojax wow

    • @user-bp8mr4gr6h
      @user-bp8mr4gr6h 7 년 전 +5

      Did you protect the chairs?

    • @daisakukuze9627
      @daisakukuze9627 7 년 전 +4

      Cojax the chair is made of smokes

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 7 년 전 +1

      Cojax wtf? he left his chair behind!

    • @Cojax
      @Cojax 7 년 전

      Been protecting the same chair for years now. Whenever that lines clears up at Walmart, his chair will be waiting for him all nice and safe.

  • @jozsef7562
    @jozsef7562 7 년 전 +242

    papa predicted the controversy

  • @imovedchannelslol6965

    fun fact! the father from daddyofive is now a soundcloud rapper who go's under the name "deadbolt"

  • @crusader3444
    @crusader3444 3 년 전 +4

    1:48 Comrade Ivan Slavcynical is that man's full name.

  • @CrowCrojo
    @CrowCrojo 4 년 전 +219

    “Im bolted to the wall” should be a meme

  • @jacque2874
    @jacque2874 년 전 +1

    Most consistent pyro video

  • @slysleuthsailor7714
    @slysleuthsailor7714 3 년 전 +5

    When I saw the thumbnail I was like, "Ahh crap not this family".

  • @namejames9715
    @namejames9715 6 년 전 +372

    *BOLTED TO THE WALL*

  • @Camad
    @Camad 7 년 전 +360

    *W E L C O M E T O T H E F A M I L Y S O N*

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 7 년 전 +10

      O R I G I N A. L. .

    • @w4str
      @w4str 7 년 전 +12

      do u want some papa johns ppp pizza?
      u know 50% off and stuff

    • @Black_Hanekawa
      @Black_Hanekawa 7 년 전 +4

      Camad203
      I was just watching a Resedent Evil let's play right before this xD

    • @Black_Hanekawa
      @Black_Hanekawa 7 년 전 +3

      Camad203
      I was just watching a Resedent Evil let's play right before this xD

    • @deathray99beast91
      @deathray99beast91 7 년 전

      Lord Tendo true

  • @williamphillips7521
    @williamphillips7521 3 년 전 +2

    Is it weird that I think pyros voice sounds absolutely amazing

  • @sexhaver571
    @sexhaver571 2 년 전

    Surprisingly this is the first video I saw of you. And now I'm hooked

  • @trixxsaurus2386
    @trixxsaurus2386 5 년 전 +293

    "Not GOOD Diseny villain, we talking straight to DVD sequel movies."
    *"IT'S URsULa' S cRaZY S I S T E R-"*

  • @kuupiomusic
    @kuupiomusic 7 년 전 +183

    This dad is gonna be the next keemstar

  • @callistocryptic
    @callistocryptic 3 년 전 +2

    "im bolted to the WALL"
    i wheezed but my ears died at the same time

  • @Dylan-go1ku
    @Dylan-go1ku 3 년 전 +5

    man its so sad that the son is the hated the most on his family

  • @buttondefine4988
    @buttondefine4988 4 년 전 +149

    4:25 "Did god invent the clitoris?" *Smiles creepily*

  • @FonzSuda7403
    @FonzSuda7403 7 년 전 +443

    "im BOLTED to the *WALL*"

  • @lelslie7407
    @lelslie7407 4 년 전 +4

    "This video is private."
    *Why do i hear boss music?*

  • @brissonproductions1408

    “ Do you ever go to Vegas and get shot in the head.” Didn’t age to well😐

  • @mercedesawesome
    @mercedesawesome 6 년 전 +595

    *i m b o l t e d t O T H E W A L L*

  • @bruv3183
    @bruv3183 4 년 전 +175

    The dad was probably that one kid whenever there was a fight on the bus he just whipped his phone out and started yelling

  • @RobotPilots
    @RobotPilots 3 년 전 +4

    "Does Disney villains pay taxes?"
    No but DC villains do
    *CoughCough* Joker *coughcough*

  • @emilysonisen4199
    @emilysonisen4199 3 년 전 +7

    "Minecraft stalks me"
    Me who gets stalked by eene because everyone was obsessed over it when i was 11: *yo, same.*

  • @solidsmonk1273
    @solidsmonk1273 7 년 전 +910

    Pyro did it before Phillip de Franco

  • @soyy9368
    @soyy9368 7 년 전 +302

    beats by Dre < beats by dad

  • @friskdacatarchival
    @friskdacatarchival 2 년 전 +1

    "I'll whup your no candy ass!" is lowkey the funniest threat I've ever heard.

  • @finndraper7821
    @finndraper7821 3 년 전 +2

    1:55 we have a whole family of vlogger family

  • @alanrendon3388
    @alanrendon3388 4 년 전 +250

    Pyrocynical in 2017: “Minecraft stalks me”
    Pyrocynical in 2019: “Fortnite stalks me”

    • @mylifewasalwaysalie
      @mylifewasalwaysalie 4 년 전 +2

      @trilla_the_second_sister ok 1v1 me roblox phantom forces ill beat u lolololol

    • @sorrytobeasorelibrary6121
      @sorrytobeasorelibrary6121 4 년 전 +7

      trilla_the_second_sister Don’t you dare say Fortnite is better then Minecraft ever again

    • @sorrytobeasorelibrary6121
      @sorrytobeasorelibrary6121 4 년 전 +1

      Oh god I just got wooshed

    • @magnumbeefus
      @magnumbeefus 3 년 전 +1

      @@mylifewasalwaysalie are... are you being serious? I'm only asking because your name is roblox minecraft.

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 3 년 전

      Two kingdoms live in harmony minecraft and roblox

  • @humblememer2640
    @humblememer2640 4 년 전 +133

    2:35
    "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
    -Buzz Lightyear. 1995

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 3 년 전 +4

    “You think Disney villains pay taxes?”
    Pyro no

  • @sphinxspamsl2102
    @sphinxspamsl2102 3 년 전 +2

    2:45 I was crying

  • @ihavecum5850
    @ihavecum5850 6 년 전 +469

    *Puts on mask*
    "ARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
    PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @leebaxd
    @leebaxd 7 년 전 +124

    4:22 when you need the video to be over 10 minutes long

    • @-rizen
      @-rizen 6 년 전 +1

      Leeba - 10:03 when you need the video to be over 10 minutes long

    • @AiNaKa
      @AiNaKa 6 년 전 +3

      That one scene literally adds 2 more seconds, putting it over the 10:00 mark. Pyrocynical is a genius.

  • @theclairebaire
    @theclairebaire 3 년 전 +1

    Just found your channel love it already!!!

  • @d_rust9461
    @d_rust9461 3 년 전 +1

    This family represents the family issues at home we all have and we don't want to remember