How Clubs be Making up Anything so You canβt get inside
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- κ²μμΌ 2020. 01. 06.
- Clubs always got hella rules when it comes to certain people π§. I ainβt even gonna say what color those certain people are. But ay lol Like,Comment, and tag your friends
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"Aint you half black?"
To be fair he is outside
.... sonofabitch
Damn
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Oh damn...
Bruh ππ
βJust tell me Iβm black from the juUUuumpβπ
JUG DOT wtf
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Ryan A ask every bouncer and they will tell you this rule was made to keep people that they perceive as problematic
That shit got me ππ
JUG DOT no itβs JJuuUuummPpp
They missed one thing... certain folks walking out the club wearing everything the bouncer just told him he couldnβt wear to get in the club! Thatβs cold reality...for us
I never had a social life so this is one area of racism I didn't deal with but I can see that happening. When you point that out to the bouncer what excuse do they make?
@@rodjjt7742 βFellas weβre at max capacity, we arenβt allowed to let any more throughβ βGuys youβre gonna have to have some ladies in youβre partyβ βthose guys came before the wardrobe restrictions started tonightβ....Iβve heard it all!
@@ernestmoore3250 dang just making up lies and bad ones at that! So sad.
@@rodjjt7742 itβs all good, you just have to go where everyone knows your name, Cheers π» π
@@ernestmoore3250 lol! yeah man
RDCβs ability to take a very real situation of discrimination that happens and make it funnyβ¦ incredible
Rdc has no idea what racism is lol. He's a kid making money in the best country in the world. Tell me how he's a victim please
@@thizz707gr you have 24 comments on this channel, seems kinda compulsive.
@@slowedtimes8521 everytime I think he's done with the racism shit I come here just to find out he's still crying about false racism. Sucks to see another idiot fall down the same path as so many others
@@thizz707gr bro what are you chatting about. Coherent thoughts please
@@dark_choir go learn basic English then come back and read what I said
βJust tell me Iβm black from the *JuUuUuUuUuUumP* β
isitandy π€£
Dang.. U took my comment
isitandy lol the funniest part
Lmao πππππ
isitandy I was just about to put the same damn thing . Lmao
"Aint you half black?"
Well hes not inside either is he?
Underrated comment π₯π₯π₯
Lol good point
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He's half inside
I remember many years ago when me and my homeboy couldn't get into some club. So we left and found a decent bar in the area. No long lines. No dress code. No cover charge. No bouncers. No overpriced drinks. The music was good and the dj/bartender took requests. We met some cool people and had a great time.
Thatβs what everyone should do instead of persisting and trying to get in. Doing that just makes the elitist racist place look sought after. I donβt get why people would stand in line and girls straight up flirting with the bouncer just to be let inside a business.
Sounds like you handled it well. Casual spots are always more fun anyways.
That sounds like you got no π± that night π
@@joseluisgarciasanchez4866 None lol
I pray we repent of our sins and turn to Jesus Christ for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand love your enemies and forgive others just as God can forgive you spread peace and be blessed amen.
Bro his sheer determination and preparedness to get in is actually admirable
Hes not even mad at the racism, just mad they wasted his time.
Like a G
Sad reality
Heβs not mad cause the guy is black too so
A real one
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He shoulda said : βainβt you half black?β
βYea they donβt even let me inβ or sum like that π
T. Franco bruhh! ππ
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no you missin the point of the vid
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I love the fact that he isnβt even mad at them for not letting him in because heβs black, heβs mad that he didnβt tell him heβs βblack from the juuuuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuummpβ
Love it or hate it :/
After he said βarenβt you HALF black β he should came back w the
βthatβs why Iβm HALF way inside β π₯π₯π₯
nice stolen comment
@@19x9 cause more than one person can't post the same comment
That wluldve been great πππ
I pray we repent of our sins and turn to Jesus Christ for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand love your enemies and forgive others just as God can forgive you spread peace and be blessed amen.
@@noirral185 Spam
"You're black, you're not getting in."
"I got my white skin in the trunk, let me go grab it."
"You're a human, you can't get in"
@@jerichojstn "oh I'm actually an extraterrestrial being, so we good"
@@marcusbanks3577 no aliens allowed new clubs rules sorry
Lol
ABDICOLE STUDIOS Iβm God we good
βAinβt you half black tho?β
βYea tht why I get to work the doorβ
That's real funny!..... Probably the funniest comment here.
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I went back to see if he said that would've been perfect lol
Lol gottem
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One of my post retirement hobbies is taking a lawyer friend with me and spooking the bouncers with California civil code jargon about anti discrimination statutes. Cheaper to let them in than face penalties per instance of discrimination. Somebody gotta stand up for the little guys.
You need a better hobby my guy. Also isnt it like that private buisness can choose who they want to let in
@@delftaron7895 no you canβt discriminate, you can choose not to allow some people based on behaviour or other objective fair factors, but not based on race
@@thedoctor2405 I understand. But why would you spend your money on a business that doesn't want you. I would rather help out a business that likes me.
You must be Jewish
We did it folks, 5 clicks from Hitler.
Had this exact thing happen to an Asian friend of mine. Told him he needed different shoes but they didnβt realize he lived across the street. He changed came back then they complained about his pants being too baggy, even though they werenβt any different than mine. Figured if he changed again, it wouldβve been something else the next time.
it's a white country, I guess
βYou blackβ
Thought he was gonna pull a Michael Jackson π
Zealousk ππ
Zealousk πππππ
same lmfaoooo
Same lol
Dosent matter if u black or white HEEHEE
βYou got 2 ears bruh we canβt let you inβ
βDonβt even trip, Van Gogh the homie and I keep a bladeβ
Hoop*
Edwin Mike Tyson Wants His Ear
@@jamessmithers8141 he made one up
Im wit it lol
I love that THAT is the reason someone has a blade on their person. nice one
This is still fire! I had to watch it again.. in the skit he had everything he needed to get in the club perfectly and he kept the energy while he accepted the denial. This moment was very real... π
Had this happen once, shoes and pants βissueβ, so we had backup gear in the car, go back to the line,
bouncer says βwhy are you lining up? It doesnβt matter, you ainβt getting inβ.
βYouβre a guy you canβt come inβ
βShit say less I gotta a plastic surgeon chillin in the car, Iβll be right backβ
Lol
Bitch itβs 2020 imma identify as a female if it means imma get in shit Iβll identify as a different race if it comes down to it
Dark Scream πππ
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nah cuz den hee gon ask fo that Birth Certificate ol gentrified mutant headass*
βTell me Iβm black from the juUuUuUuUuUmpβ
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Wanito R tf
Ryan A why did you say that on multiple peoples comments?
FirE Beast ikr
Lol look at his hand wen he di it πππ
Wanito R yeah thatβs exactly how he says it lol
I canβt tell you how true that skit is... masterfully done as always guys.
Stfu victim
My cousin just got out of jail so I been sending him old RDC clips so he knows what comedy is in '22.
Maaann re-watching these has me Dying like a MF
"No men allowed"
"Oh I brought my surgeon, he can switch me up real quick, we should be good."
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who needs surgery when you can just identify
@@JuicerNation It's sad that that's an actual possibility lol
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βJust tell me Iβm black from the juuuuuuuumpβ πππ
Elijah Gillies that part had me dying ππ
Wasting his time
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Had me deadπ
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I love that y'all just have fun with this, some of the best youtubers around
I've experienced this 100%. The man wasn't going to let me in, it didn't matter how I compromised it was never enough
βJuuummp.β My dude hit 4 different notes in one word
1:09
Isaiah πππ
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I thought he was gonna hit you with:
βYour name is not on the list.β πππ
I brought the list
Yup
Swaggy Jay dogg
This comment if full hd
Elangche Gaming cap π
I love how desperate the bouncer gets both in his voice and how the reasons get more and more petty.
Man is this accurate πππ
I wasnt let into a club when i was dressed fairly nice and they let my friend in who was not dressed up at all.
I questioned them and security said "i think youve had enough". I was slightly buzzed... My friend that got in however was blackout drunk and doesnt remember going in there
Me at my white friends house:
His mother at the door:
Esp if its a girl smh
Oh yeah Watermelon fax
@@_KingofKingss lmaooπ they always say uhhh then come up with bullshit why I stopped messing with white girls years ago
@@traplivesmatter1462 why would anyone choose to stop messing with white girls? π€ smh...
@@mbennett7785 because he don't need em
βI brought my barber with me just in caseβ π
That serious!
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I'm a security guard and this is accurate
So what is it why donβt yβall let some people in ?
@@Xenlacasa45 They avoid black ppl sometimesβ¦β¦itβs true
@@Xenlacasa45 Itβs not even something to ask the guard about lol itβs usually the weirdo manager/owner of the place that puts these kinds of restrictions
@@a17yearoldmongolianguy yeaaa thatβs true it be the dumb ass manager
0:46 lol
When the barber walked away in defeat LMAO πππππ
β just tell me Iβm black from the jummmmpβ lmaooo
Did u hear how that echoed lmfaoo
Shy Tuiloma ππππππ
LmfaoπΉπΉ
I died lmaoooπ€£ππ€£
1:07
"Blond hair blue eyes only bruh"
"Bet. Lemme go super saiyan real quick"
Genius π
DC Legend super sayians have green eyes
@@lookatcurryman8646 Turquoise is how I've always described them. Blue-green.
3/10 super Saiyan have green Eyes
What saiyans has blue eyes?
βYour blackβ
Mark: itβs aight we got plastic surgeons too
A similar situation happened to me and my boys when we tried to go to a lounge/hookah bar in NYC. What was worse was that security was black. I looked at him with pure disappointment.
βAy I got a barber with me broβ
Honestly that caught me off guard
Inflake I swear he came out the cut too smoothπ
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I assumed the word set was going to follow and laughed over the audio, then I saw the whole man walk up with a chair and ting like- Shoot Manz Not Kidding! π
Dee WhoShotYa you know damn well ainβt nobody interested in yo shit
Inflake the fact he brung a chair and everything caught me off guard as well
βYouβre black, your not getting inβ
βThatβs cool, I got bleach right hereβ
LOL
lmao
Lmboππππ
Lolllll
pull a michael jacksonπ€£
This has a actually happened to me, not as dramatic but very close to this
This video described us this past weekend in Scottsdale AZ at βBevvyβ in the horseshoe.. soo accurate.
βI brought my barber with me just in caseβ
Barber randomly shows you up
Those vip barbers exist, lol
Shitttt I wish my barber was on time like dat πππ
Randy White summoning jutsu ππππ
Not only he popped up nigga popped up wit damn chair π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Line me up πππ€£
"You're black"
"Oh no worries" _takes off skin suit to reveal he's white_
Na fam, you gotta be translucent.
@@lionsden5123 π
We should be good
@@lionsden5123 *becomes literally translucent* aight we should be good
I would absolutely love to see how they would transition the video to do that.
Bouncer: Youβre black!
Mark: Donβt worry man I brought my lawyer
This how it was trying to get into clubs in New Jersey...unless it was the neighborhood spots, or going down into Philly, there was no getting into clubs no matter how we dressed.
Yeah, fuck New Jersey..stopped going to all them spots...glad I moved out the state....
"You have 2 kidneys, You can't get in"
"No problem I got my surgeon right here with me, we should be good"
When he said 'we should be good...' i was dying
Juan Diaz...the video was already hilarious, and I was cracking up, but when I read your reply, I was drinking water and almost spit it out because I was laughing at this!! ππππ
Juan Diaz πππ dawg
After the surgery
"You have 1 kidney, You can't get in"
Hilarious πππππππ
Thereβs probably a rule that says βYou canβt breatheβ
That's what I was waiting for to be honest.
M I C H backhand imagine sombody walking in that bitch holding theyβre breathπ
Thats united airlines
Then everyone in that club would be dead.
Shed Iβll kill my self then
Dude: you have brown eyes
Me: why you think I brought my contacts
0:01 desmond looks like heβs ready to brawl π
βTell me Iβm black from the jump!β Idk why that shit gets me rolling
"Tell me I'm black from the juuuUUUUmmp." Best part.
Agreed had me dying
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He always talk like that in every skit itβs hilarious
βJust tell me Iβm black from the juuuuuuuump ~β
Had me dead
Catlyn λ¬ΈKashana ν€μΌ word πππ
Catlyn λ¬ΈKashana ν€μΌ I swear!!!πππ
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Lmaooo
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Same in Denmark bro. The racism in nightlife is crazy. You can show up in your most expensive and fly outfits and still get rejected because you're brown/black.Then you see a white dude walk in with him dressed like he is on a camping trip. This has happened so many times and still happens. The excuses they get away with is so crazy, just makes me mad thinking about it.
should be happy youre even in denmark
Love you guys. This is exactly what we used to before vids
βJus tell me Iβm black from the juuuuuuuuuumpβ
Somebody already posted this comment
Man mark just kills me every time! Juuuuuuummmppp
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Sintina Namelo I saw that after I made the comment like wooooow
Action_d_wst thx for the likes
Ben: βyou need a fadeβ
Mark: βI brought my barber with meβ
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Rayz just in case bruh ππ
Gotta have that clean cut readyπππ
Just in case
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ππhe prepares
This so true. Happens a lot at clubs/lounges
It's nice to see the growth in RDC's content.
*"just tell me I'm black from the juuuuuuuuhmp"*
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Cryingππ
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*"That's what I'm saying, I'm telling you boi, that shit makes no sense I swear to God!"*
I appreciate that Bernie Mac still lives on in the hearts of those who saw him.
This actually happened to me and my cousin in college. A muhfugga told my cousin βNo Tattoosβ after giving us the exact same runaround back and forth to the car.
βYou need a fadeβ
βI Brought my barberβ πππππ
Heβs so cute π₯°ππ
lol. I was dead right there.
Deadly Raver Samee. Like my guy legit brought his whole *barber* xdd
Glicks bro??
@@Isoye fuck outta here on that simp shit
These guys are a talented crew. Why donβt these guys have an actual show
Collectively this is everywhere, even the UK. Imagine your about to walk in on your own and the bouncer like sorry there's too much man in here. Or your in a long queue waiting to get in and your at the end of line and you've managed to get half way up the queue and then a bouncer comes to you and says your not getting in. I've been out with 9 students and even dressed like them , they all got in and I got turned away even with all 9 students saying he's with us and they still said no lol and the students still went in lol. I lived with them aswell. Forgiven but never forgotten
brooo fuck em man ahahah they fake ones. shouldΒ΄ve spit on that pussy bouncer and went another place g!
The βI brought my barber with me just in case.β had me deceased ππ
you mean dead
Miggle Itβs the same thing
Gilbert Rojas well damn. Somebodyβs big mad π
@Papi MaxX You're the one getting emotional about it.
Deceased isnt a big word. Read a book my guy.
Papi MaxX Bruh, ITβS LITERALLY THE SAME THING. Itβs not even βextraβ, itβs literally just saying a different word that means the same thing. Youβre being the βextraβ one here.
βJust tell me I am black from the juuuuuumpβgot meπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
The dedication to getting in this club is real!
When trying to apply for an apartment or get a home loan.
AJ facts
Thank god i dnt have these types of problems..
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If that shit happen to me I will be going the extra mile just to expose they ass.
Wen dude said βI bought my barber just in case so yea I should be goodβ I went crazy πππ
We all did
Furrious - Remarkz whoa dude chill
Furrious - Remarkz r/woosh ty for ruining the fun and missing the joke :)
@@lucas13577 Yo...... Relax
@@lucas13577 bruh shut the fuck up
Spider-Man 2099 trying to tell Miles why he can't be Spider-Man
The way the barber packed up...π€£π€£π€£π€£
βUr black, canβt get itβ
βThatβs alright, I got Micheal Jacksonβs doctor on deckβ
Heavily underrated comment
I was waiting for that, and for him to turn white. That would def be the cherry on the cake
Yβall stupid AF Michael jackson had a skin condition called vitiligo.
@@darnellingram5719 true, but it didnβt turn him completely white. He still had patches and areas. So he got treatment to just go all white. Also, itβs a joke. Calm down
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"Arent you half black?"
That's why I'm guarding the door from the outside
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Well damn
Ira Anthony no, get a life
Damn u gonna steal my comment like that bro
@@biglloyd5870 lol I didnt even see your comment we just both had the same idea π
Nice work, nice channel. Keep up the good work. Godspeed.
This is definitely one of their best skits
No blacks but still be playing black artists in the club.
Facts. Club probably full of white folks screaming "nigga" extra hard
What song is that in the background?
They scared of the BBCs because otherwise they canβt compete for females in the building nomesayinβ
@@NateDaGreat561_ come on now it would never be like that, it's just comedy
@@robinsinghchauhan1834 comedy can be based on truth, my dude.
He half black, thatβs why he can stand outside the club lmao
haha
u racist sexist ; )
@@GLOCKZTWURK bruh what
BoDee6100 you good bro?
BoDee6100 the fuck.
Yup! Iβve been here before tooβ¦White bouncer had us literally change clothes in the parking lot and STILL kept coming up with excuses to not let us inβ¦white people passing us by wearing the same thing he said we couldnβt wearβ¦then we figured out it was because of our race.
Still my favorite skit to this day π
βYouβre not gay, youβre not getting inβ
βThatβs cool, I got Jk Rowling on speed dialβ
SBT Rx Thatβs So Cringe
Gabriella Dure thank u bb
@@liltree8382 ok?
That's hilarious
Lil Tree tour name is literally lil tree
:)
She hit you with the βI know everybody that lives here.β On you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rofl, ah maaaann, that's a little too real!!! πππ
Lol I know where you got that from ππ
That video was fr fr mad
I was really hoping he was going to pull out a can of white paint lmao
βJust tell me Iβm black from the juUUuuump.β π€£π€£π€£
He brought his barber, the chair, & everything πππ€£π€£
we saw the video
nihk ok..?
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nihk oh shush
βYou need a fadeβ
βI need a fade, oh I brought my barber with me just in case come onβ
Funny thing is he actually cut the razor onππ
I absolutely LOST IT when he brought his Barber just incase π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ like...how did he know to bring his Barber...ohhhhhh mannnnnπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Binging yβallβs videos for the first time, just now realizing how many of yβallβs video Iβve seen ππ
This was one of those "it's funny but it hurts" type videos
A lil bittersweet
βJust tell me Iβm black from the jUUUmp
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On god
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So many times I wished racists were as straight forward with us as they are when its just them around.
Save me so much energy trying to figure out what they are about.
1:07
He must of saw me somewhere πππ
well to be honest hes not in there. he be outside
No black people allowed in the club, yet bumpin black music in the club
The irony...
1740385dht76738o47383 12748agdj1838596 yes they love black culture just not black people
is this really happen in the US tho? I mean, nowadays?
They donβt want us to hear them say nigga in the songsππ
@@Lazuardinho hell tf yeah
@@youthoughtbitch3849 that's sad. Great country with medieval mentality
Plot twist: This not a skit, this is security footage
The cameraman must a sneaky one, he even got them in 4K!!!
@@kattt.mp4 HOW THEY GET U IN 4K?!
@@aydenduke2556 that ain't me
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@@aydenduke2556 LMAOOOO MANS DIDNT WATCH THAT LAWYER VIDEO
Sounds like me and my homies back in the day lol . We used to turn that song turn around !! Lol every time we went to the club all we heard . Until they started noticing we music people with big pull
blud brought his barber with him ππππ
This is so true, then you walk in the club and everyone is wearing all the shit he told you not to wear. π€
Riiight...No hats but a White Boy walked right by me with a hat turned to back I said (Look) he ignored me.. Smh
NYC SUBWAY RATS facts lol
@@MrTncash As a bouncer from NYC theres a difference between you and the white dude with the hat. I usually never hustle a homie, but best believe ill hustle whiteboys especially the regulars. They're getting hit with a crazy charge specially tourists. Only way they dont is if they're a promoter sneaking me liquor or i know youre going to vip cause you get hit with a charge at the vip entrance . If your id is out of state or worse out of country..... im hustlin you. Give me my moneyyyy
@@roylt2661 I feel that but in Chattanooga, tn where I live it's the opposite..White bouncers πππ
awhhhh shit. lmao
βYou cant get in you blackβ
βWow so you giving me the runaround fo no reasonβ
Hyper Helix Square up rn cous
βThats what im saaaayin, im tellin ya bruh. That shit dont make no sense, I swear to godβ
Yβall keep doing your thing!