Trump Graduation Speech Cold Open - SNL
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- 게시일 2020. 05. 08.
- St. Mary Magdalene by the Expressway High School holds a virtual graduation ceremony with special guest speaker President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin).
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"Crystal, don't make me key your car again." Lol even the principal wasn't having it
1:30
I love how many of the cast improvised their own graduation caps.
I like the vertical stripes in the one at 0:32.
RaymondHng Pizzahut graduation style.
“Congratulations to the class of Covid-19” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We can only hope that St. Mary Magdalene by the Expressway will be able to renew their fierce interscholastic rivalry with St. Augustine West of the Underpass by the spring of 2021.
1:34, me graduating in 2020, and famed for class of COVID 19
Omg crying 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“Reach for the stars, they’ll let you because you’re a star.” LMAOOOOOO I CANT-
That was the best line in the skit
"Wasn't Lincoln assassinated?"
"I'm not taking any questions!"
--Excellent tip for anyone running for office...
And, "mute the jazz types."
I could say joke, but I don’t want to get questioned by secret service.
What a nasty question, you must be from the student fake newspaper!
you skipped the best part "bebop"
Hydrocarbon82 yeah cause God forbid any reliable news source ask the president a question that he could possibly disagree with. Oh dear lord what a poor baby. Oh hope he doesn’t wet his diaper with all that “stress”. You do realize that if we were to take away the Press’s right to question the President, we would have a dictatorship, right? Or are you too naive to see through your think skull the reality of our corrupt President.
“Lets mute all the jazz types” 😂
🤣
🤣🤣
laziness is a trait in jazz
@@djsurferdude Yes, it was code for Black people. He was associating the Black students with a genre of music.
@@heartbreak25 - ah ok thanks!
Omg the “dude from 90 day fiancé that look like hedgehog” I lost it
Omigod! It actually comes up on Google when you search it. TMI!
@@RaymondHng omg it did that shouldnt be legal
@@zacharynorth may not be legal, but sure is funny as sheet...
Life Glass and some of them can break the sound barrier.
“So honored to be your valeDICTATOR”
I see you Donald, I see you
Petronius Arbiter No one asked
LMAO
SlimeyVids actually i asked
kaylee hayden asked what?
SlimeyVids i asked as well ....
“Congratulations class of Covid-19” 🤣
my fave line
"If you don't understand something, just call it stupid" man that got me
Every teacher hears that from their students.
Actually that's pretty much just America way
that could literally be the title of his autobiography.
"Surround yourself with the worst people you can find. That way you'll shine."
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
I mean, not wrong.
Dr. Fauci, Bill gates Pal! P__ a ___ L___! Bill Gates said population numbers are to high? Oh well, herd immunity! Mr. Expert Fauci, ever here of it!
Couldn't be more true
THING IS TRUMP CAN'T FIND ANYONE DUMBER THAN HIM, HE DOES KEEP TRYING. HIS 3+ YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION TURNOVER RATE IS MORE THAN, OBAMA, BUSH JR. , CLINTON, BUSH SR. , REAGAN, COMBINED. HIS LESS THAN 4 YEARS, TO THEIR 36 YEARS.. INSANE. TIME FOR THE NOOSE
“I’m not taking questions, be bop”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one made me lol for real!
Let’s unpack that.
I literally laughed out loud at that one
🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@gabrielmaroto18 I didn't get it
“Coal. You just reach down into the ground and grab it!”
“I don’t wanna do that.”
Yo I’m done 😂😂😂❤️
JayRaeDay this line is perfection.
Cracked me the fuck up
When you're a celebrity, they'll let you reach down and grab it all you want...
🤣🤣🤣
“Crystal don’t make me key your car again”
paulinabalerina it’s the “again” that makes it for me!
they should have named her karen
can anyone please explain that phrase? I don't understand it, English is not my native...
Making scratch marks to a person's car with keys (normally covertly) that you are having an angry dispute with as retaliation.
@@DA-bm2mj it means that there is a student named crystal and the principal scratched the student Crytsal's car with her keys before and she is telling the student to behave or the principal will do it again.
The person who wrote this is a genius
They hit all the right notes.
Probably was writed by the younger Trump son
“The Limu Emu, whatever the hell that is”🤣
Liberty Mutual Commercial
yOu dOnT kNow wHaT tHaT iS? welp it is the liberty Mutual commercial
Biberty lutamle
@JadeM yes.
Liberty biberty
Heidi Gardner really nailed that MAGA vibe in the 3 seconds she had.
Just like her 3 in My Drunken Girlfriend
@Alison Wonderland While I'm not a Trump supporter, I find your comment the very common, juvenile parroting that has been, to my great delight, the ruin of your chosen party.
#BlacksForTrump
This was racist. PEACE.
Best casting since Kate in my opinion. She's the MVP.
@@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth and thus you will always be "a black"😂
"Crystal don't make me key your car again." Love this
Tootsie-rollingstone Travels I love it too because it shows the mentality of liberals.
@@johna9994 I see why this video triggered you. You must be a Trump supporter. Why do you even watch SNL if you're going to get butt hurt? Just here to comment your unwanted opinions? Well I heard your cry for attention kind sir. Bless your heart and I wish you a beautiful day. 🥰🥰 Happy Mother's Day!!
Tootsie-rollingstone Travels I felt that 🤣
@@johna9994 👈Had to like HIS SELF
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Adams I see you did the same 😆😆😆😆😆
“The world’s leading expert for infectious diseases” 😂😂
😆
@Think About it. Bro nobody even asked, lmaoooooo
Think About it. Except you’re only half right. The KKK was founded by *confederates.* The democratic party of the time was split between the northern dems, which were center-left, and the southern dems or “dixiecrats,” which were hardline conservative. Around the 1960’s, when the civil rights act passed, the dixiecrats, including the KKK, left the democratic party and went for the other major party, the republicans, poisoning it and driving the still liberal elements, which held to the values of Lincoln, to the northern democrats.
Today, the members of the KKK and other white supremacist and neo-nazi groups align with the republican party.
That thing took me outtttt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠
@Think About it. Uuuhhh truthfully all educated people know that from high school
when he said “jazz types” i LOST it
i love that some of them are just straight up wearing berets and cardboard boxes on their heads
Top right looks like she's wearing a BK crown
The book on his head lol
DIY morterboards, I'd wear one! Had to rent mine, 44 years ago. Oh jeeze, I'm ancient......
I absolutely love the homemade hats. I'm gonna make me one
@@5fingerjack I like the vertical stripes in the one at 0:32.
"You're about to pay full price for fancy colleges when they're all just University of Phoenix online with worse tech support."
Laughed out loud, because it's true.
Prederick 🤭😩👌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
And a chapter from the book “weapons of math destruction” uncovers the dirt about university of Phoenix
Ummm yeah lol!
The future is tide pod challenge. Ever since it happened, it has remained the future for now and evermore. Find something really stupid and counterproductive AND OWN IT, BABY !
my school never closes . HKU , hard knocks university , tests every day in real life conditions , instant test results , every day is graduation day if you make through. and new classes every day to keep you on your toes .
“I’ve had to share my child’s Adderall with him!” LOL 😂
Am I the only one who thinks this is funnier without a crowd?
I like all of these programs without laugh tracks. The in-home programs have destroyed the plastic studio programs forever.
Shows use laugh tracks to prompt you when to laugh, as if you wouldnt be abke to tell whats funny.
@@Cyanidesin maybe it’s because it’s “Live” like it says in the name🤔🤔
"I'm so honored to be your valedictator". Brilliant writing!
Martin Kooistra brilliant!
That’s brilliant writing? 70s, 80s, & 90s SNL begs to differ...
WTF Productions 😂🤣
Karson Kalabo You are oblivious to what comedy really is. How come the left never gets roasted on by SNL like it tries to with Trump? You don’t smell a bias here? Are you that naive? I’m not saying don’t make fun of Trump but at least give the liberals the same treatment. That’s why SNL as of today is living in the shadow of its former glory and is brutally unfunny. At this point I’d rather watch paint dry than a new SNL skit.
@@Brian19451 because trump is an idiot on the daily, for $1,000, Alex?.....hbabha.. and then magats make it funnier by whining and crying...hbahhbahbahahaa... hilarious to watch bullies get bullied.. and assholes get handled...karma is a bitch...and she is fkn pissed...=\/
"I'm so honored to be your 'vale-dictator' today" LOL
@Yuppy Guppy bahbha... you desperate twat..MAgats...get ready.. Nov..6 months pout.. ...the Mods left..Donnie Dikface needed them..now he is losing the women's vote,.,down 20 points...he can run on this,,,.80,000 dead Americans 33 million unemployed...yeah...good job fat Nixon.....besides the rape victim..we will parade all 20 of his sexual assault victims around everywhere he goes...=\/...tRumpo the clown = "its 15 will soon be zero" "it is a Dem Hoax" "It will go away like miracle" ":It will go away with warm weather" "Ima cheerleader" "Not my responsibility" "the numbers are very strong with deaths per million" "i'm the president and you are rude" ...>=\/.
@Yuppy Guppy Here's an exercise for you to help open your eyes to reality. Go back through all the speeches he's given regarding the Covid-19 virus and write down every thing he has suggested or question he's asked about treatment possibilities on those videos. It is ALL recorded somewhere... just avoid anything by fox "news" as they chop out anything that embarrasses him. Please remember that a lot of his followers are so foolish they will take his suggestions to heart and do them, regardless of how stupid they are. Once you have your list, post it on this forum. And I mean every single suggestion he's made or question he's asked. I am hoping that once you actually pay attention to what he's done, it will open your eyes and you'll see why people are upset with him. If it doesn't, then I suggest therapy with a licensed psychiatrist. That might be helpful to you for a lot of reasons. Everyone needs someone to talk to.
@Yuppy Guppy Then find another source that is the entire speech. Perhaps PBS would be good. They likely have a catalogue of them all. Regardless, it is still a valid exercise, and ignoring the suggestion just means you are not serious about defending your point, or about learning the truth.
As regards the bleach situation, what he said was:
"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds - it sounds interesting to me."
That he, as the President, does not already KNOW that we cannot do that and have the patient survive is LUDICROUS. That is not how the human body works, that is not how the lungs work, and he has to be monumentally uneducated to even surmise that... which this country cannot afford in a President! He continues to make foolish decisions over and over, get in trouble, lie about them, and stir up his followers with those lies until they no longer know the truth about what happened. THAT is the problem. It doesn't matter what some comedy show is portraying ... it's a fucking comedy show! BUT it DOES matter what the President of this country says and does and his constant errors, lies, and foolish mistakes are just too much! And there is worse, but I'm not going into that here. If you do not learn to check out things, you can be easily manipulated by his lies. What people are using to make fun of him is not important. The foolish things he actually says ARE. Time to do your research, and open your eyes.
@Yuppy Guppy You're kind of stupid, aren't you. I did not claim he said purel, bleach, clorox or those things. I even posted exactly what he said! But let me make something clear.. this is no disinfectant that you can put inside the human body safely... or any living body. Disinfectants are for OUTSIDE. Antibiotics are for INSIDE and they don't work against viruses. WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS? Worse yet, WHY DOES DUMBASS DONNY NOT KNOW THIS?! He has a TON of experts who are happy to explain anything in the world to him and make a concerted effort to try and HE STILL DID NOT KNOW THIS! I tried to be nice to you. I tried to give you the opportunity to learn for yourself what kind of lies and garbage you've been told by the residents of trumperdumbasstan. But you insist on waving straw men at everything. Apparently the only thing you ever learned in school was how to make a straw man. All I can do at this point is pity you and anyone who has to depend on you for anything.
“Can we mute them?” Took me out☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂 we all know that is something that he would actually say & do💯😂
*_”Good ol’ Invincibility juice.”_*
“...I’m so honored to be your validictator” 😂😂
Skipping Stones LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
Just cancel the show. It’s time for this show to evolve and adapt or die.
@@DBDdavid hold up you said cancel the show. If the show gets cancelled it cant adapt of evolve your point?
Teliki Mouse I believe he/she is trying to say the show can’t evolve and adapt so it needs to die, correct me if I’m wrong. Not starting a debate, just trying to justify the wording.
@@magnushodgson5556 then in that case they should have switched the sentences. Saying it like it is suggest that the show should be cancelled first.
“Crystal, don’t make me 🔑 your car again!” Best line by an Ed ever...♥️
3:53 ”And live everyday as if it's your last, because we’re gonna let this virus go wild” 😂😭
When everyone turned off their camera after he drank the bleach... I DIED OF LAUGHTER
What made me nearly die laughing was the clap and over enthusiastic girl "NO THANK YOU SIR". "Crystal don't make me key your car again". I swear Kate kills me with simple things 😂😭
"don't make me key your car again..." LOL. That reach for the stars quote at also got me
Good old dems you can have any opinion, but if it's different then mine I'll physically destroy your property
straight in line with the antifa nerds funded by snl friend George Soros.
Trump never sounded so coherent or inspirational
Yes coming from someone voting for Biden
However; He did look the part of an inspirational person for his staged photo op, in front of the Catholic church
@@allergyahead8128 keep injecting yourself with disinfectant, moron.
@Randomly swatching Biden isn’t worse as trump he isn't the best but better then trump
@Randomly swatching ok yeah i agree they're both bad but they're not worse than HITLER
I laughed from beginning to end! This was ONE of the FUNNIEST Cold Opens!!! Thank you SNL!!!!
“This crowd has slimmed down faster than Adele”
Alec did such a good job 😂
He's the man
круто
Алек проделал такую хорошую работу 😂
@@LearningtoDrawI'm from czech Republic. And I understand you an I agree with you ❤❤❤. Alec did good job!!!
Trump was the speaker at my sons college Graduation, sad sad day. He was all over the place
Ronda Beimel OMG SERIOUSLY!? I would drop out lol
"Good old invincibility juice!" LMAO
“I’ve had to share my child’s adderall with him”
"Live every day like its your last, 'cause we're gonna let this virus run and run, this started in a lab in Obama." Brilliant, had to pick myself off the floor!😂👏
Pure gold made my day
😂
Yes! That was hilarious 😂
Same here!
“Jazz types” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet Michael Che wrote that line
🔇. Lol
I literally spit out my food.. lol..
It's hard to keep track but did he ever say that in real life?
Sounds like something he would say, right? Lol
you're probably right, bebop
"Reach for the stars, because if you're a star they'll let you do it."
Damn lol...
Fact though
means celebrities are other world entity
@@420subswithnosubscribersch2 - Ah, no it doesn't lol...
I lost it at “ Crystal don’t make me key your car again” and “I’m not taking questions bee-bop”! Like couldn’t breathe laughing for the rest of the damn video 😂😂😂😂
Principal to student: "Crystal don't make me key your car again". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Reach for the stars because if you're a star, they'll let you do it."
OH MY GOOOOOD
Oh Wendy love it.
lol
"I'm not taking questions beebop." 😂😂
The Jazz types are the worst🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Would’ve been funnier if he said Tupac.
Ok but "Never wear sunscreen" was both a nice reference and totally in character for 45
🙌🏼 Yeeeessss! I was waiting to see if anyone picked up on that reference; I actually liked that song but not for the talking all throughout but for the background music, lol....
"TikTok makeup tutorial" 😂😂
Then the clorox 😭😭
"Let's go ahead and mute a lot of the jazz-types"... "It was started in Wuhan, in a lab, IN OBAMA!" The music, Baldwin's acting, the writing... so good! XD
He said 😮
The writing has been incredible; social isolation has it's good points
never said wuhan NO ONE can pronounce wuhan
Too bad it was taped before the "OBAMAGATE" scandal was named, lol.
"Surround yourself with the worst people around so you can always shine"
And blame everyone else
He's real proficient at that.
The definition of "dysfunctional"
And just like that, we figured out of the entire Republican party works!
"I'm sorry wasn't Lincoln assassinated? I'm not taking questions Bebop..."😂👨🎓👩🎓👨🎓👩🎓👨🎓
"Surround yourself with the worst people you can find, that way you'll always shine."
BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship. VOTE BLUE
Job done....don't forget to fire everyone that is smarter than you!
Trump's actually said this. He has no self-awareness or maybe just doesn't care.
@Polio Nine nice try. try again.
@Polio Nine You right , but again Harvey was harrasing only women. Of course not many people knew that he was asshole . I was sexually harassed by very nice boss. Nobody knew, everybody was thinking that he is nice person. / I'm from Slovenia/
“crystal don’t make me key your car again 😂”
Vicks Grace what does this mean? (Sorry English isn’t my first language 😅)
Bano Banoo it’s when you scratch someone’s car with a key
@Bano Banoo ,it’s when you disagree with your leftist professor so they act like childish hooligans.
@@Creshex8 Versus threatening the populists with weapons only the military should be allowed to use?
what is The principal name? I forgot her name...
In the distance "I dont wanna do that!" I lost it 2:39
I'd like to have seen the Murder Hornet's commencement speech.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🐝🐝🐝🐝🦂🦂🦂👹👿😈
What the hell is murder hornet ???
@@barbaramarques7498 An invasive species of hornet. They have a painful and toxic sting, and attack honeybee populations for food (which not only compromises the honey market, but also other agricultural markets as honeybees are pollinating species).
Played by Dwayne Johnson
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzz bzzz bzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzz (picture them singing pomp and circumstance)
“...and I’ve had to share my child’s Adderall with him.” 🤣
Stewart Wolfe 🤭😆😆😂😂😂😂💀
Yeh, and that's the bad news
don't make me key your car again - got me too .
This is so fucking true tho. Funnest part of the sketch
"Reach for the stars because when you are one..." Wait for It..
" they let you do it"
Best.
👏👏👍
“I’ve been treated very poorly.” 😂😂 nice way to start your validictator speech. I love SNL
“Reach for the stars, because if you’re a star, they’ll let you do it” DID NOBODY GET THAT LMAO NOO
Yeah I got it 😂
😂😂
The best thing about this is how they all had to make their own graduation caps 😭
At least they got to customize their caps
Yes! That was too funny. I loved Bebop's hat.
@@ludmillapierre-louis7491 I like the vertical stripes in the one at 0:32.
"Let's mute him! Let's mute a lot of the... jazz types!" 😄😄
lonestarfriend 😆😂😂😂😂😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀
"Jazz types?! What are we--" (bloop)
“Great.”
Lmbo!
"I'm not taking questions, Be Bop." "Let's mute him. Let's mute a lot of the jazz types." "Jazz types?!" I am so weak! The sad part is this: although this is supposed to be a parody, this sounds just like our leader at press conferences.
"if you dont understand something just call it stupid" thank you Donald.
"Valedictator" lmao
😂😂😂
They're good with word plays, I wonder if the valedictator he is referring to is Agolf Twitler?
Murder Hornets sounds like the best band name.
Sofia Stillwell
Sofia Stillwell it’s pretty unlikely though because there was only 1 spotted in the US. Humans are a greater threat to honeybees.
Oh no, killer bees,WHAT THE HELL IS NEXT????
Sofia Stillwell keep drinking the kool aide . They’ve been around for years and no one bat an eye at them . And btw, they were never called “murder hornets” until about 2 weeks ago. Just more useless shit to keep the masses paranoid.
Hilarious, I thought the same thing.
I had to resort to a Liza Minnelli tick tok make-up tutorial 🤣🤣🤣
Excellent writing. Hilarious when they all started logging off.
“This virus that remember started in a lab, in Obama” 🤣
Alec Baldwin captures his eloquence tremendously every time.
Don't be surprised to see *that* as the 'headline' over at "OAN" or "WND"... 🤦♀️💯🤣
In Alabobama, maybe.
My online graduation was yesterday. We didn’t even do it on Zoom. It was KRplus live. My family and I laughed through the whole thing due to the mispronunciations of names. Edit: this was a college graduation. Sorry for the mix-up.
That's not funny. Those kids worked for years to get that degree -- least someone could do would be to spend half an hour finding out correct pronunciations.
Valerie J. Norse Agreed. Fortunate my college had professors formally learn to pronounce names correctly(many diff countries)PRIOR to START of classes.
Lol my family and I did the same last week. I felt so bad because some of them were completely pronounceable names!! But it was kind of funny tbh
@Aaron Hawley Pretty much. Your name is unimportant in the scheme of things. I get called Caroline, Carol, Katherine and Karen on a regular basis. My name starts with a T and rhymes with none of those. xD
My college graduation, they at least almost got it right. Just pronounced wrong. What's really funny is when someone corrects my last name (which is a color) to my skin color. I die laughing every time.
Congrats!
Who said "I don't want to Do that" He was naming Terrible Jobs 😂😂😂
He called a PORCH PIRATE an occupation.
“Valedictator” 💀💀💀
"I had to rely on a Liza Minnelli Tik Tok make-up tutorial." Hilarious.
I love how half of them have hoodies and t shirts then that one kid with all there grad stuff
Their*
@@usukandidont Hey, no one cares anymore. I knew which was which for a long time, but have since deleted that from my brain because of people like you.
Dave S. So you now purposely make yourself look uneducated out of spite. Nice big win for you there, you must be proud.
@@CDCI3 I care, and I give my thanks to OGTogepi
Was that a sentence in English?
The class of COVID-19 😂😂😂😂 and the guy that looks like a hedgehog from 90 day fiancé 🤣
Omg!! 😂 “invincibility juice!” “Surround yourself with the stupidest people you can find so you’ll look good!“ Sounds just like him! 😭🙏🏻
He's not taking questions bee-bop 😂😂
Eliminate all the jazz types ☠☠
Shows how racist the show is. 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
🤣!
@Deen Truth, what against music? I guess reverse racism is Polka and Pat Boone?
Deen Truth awww poor baby can’t see the mockery. Don’t blame the show, blame the president. They literally quote him.
Deen Truth...no, it’s to show how RACIST TRUMP is. Because no one whats to admit it.
"Don't make me key your car again" lmaoo
"Valedictator" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ hay ,what is this dude? “ gets me every time 🤣
I totally died when he drank the clorox😂
I know me to
so did he
Invincibility Juice 😭
Yep.i cracked up...Stupid TRUMP...
Um, that was invincibility juice! Lol
"Started in a lab in Obama"
Set your timers as to how long it will be before trump says this on live TV.
Lol. Good one!
Karson Kalabo why do they love Obama? What did he do that could be called successful during his time in office? Dems love him for being a Democrat, so what? Obama care has been a failure from the beginning, he dropped more bombs on the Middle East than the ‘war criminal’ before him, he put kids in cages at the border and now he’s being exposed as possibly the only president in American history to use the FBI to launch a fake investigation to hurt a political rival. When the present day sentiment fades and history looks back on performance, not popularity, it will see him as a failure. Failed policy, and an enemy of the peaceful transition of power.
Karson Kalabo your a straight up psycho. All you can do is have a melt down and threaten extreme violence when faced with opposing view because your weak minded.
Karson Kalabo you also never answered my original question, what did Obama do during his presidency that was a success, dont point at Trump or Fox News or anyone else you want to murder because your a total nut case, WHAT DID OBAMA DO?
Karson Kalabo did you just call me Dumbo? 😆😂. I took a screen shot of your response, it was priceless. You got nothing.
“Wow this crowd is thin down like Adele”😂
Lol, feel sorry for all the graduates for real though...
My brother's college graduation was supposed to be in a week. We were gonna drive up to PA from Texas. Now his graduation will be online and they're planning an in-person ceremony in the Fall. Assuming this ends by then...
@@jaymesigler6402 fingers crossed for you.
Thank you 😊
as a member of the class of 2020, we were already suicidal so this isn’t great for us
@@cassidyesch7530 well smile, we're close to rock bottom now so... things have to be getting better soon.
"this class has thinned down faster than Adele" hahaha
I'm so glad I graduated 2 years ago.
Same. I just hope things are back to normal in 2 years when I get my bachelor's degree.
Same
“Valedictator”. Lol
"Lincoln would agree, he's probably smiling up at me from Hell right now".
"Remember to reach for the stars, because if YOU'RE a star they'll let you do that".
The writers have been on fire the past two "Home Edition" shows.
mark b
I was thinking that last night. I guess the lack of distractions and plenty of time with nothing else to do has been a creative boon for them. If these shows were regular SNL episodes with an audience they’d be all time greats. And a PS...it helps not to have the bad music. The music guests have been actual singers that can sing with simple accompaniment.
@@scottarivett496 These are among the best shows I can remember as far as one great sketch after another. Before Covid-19, I felt the John Mulaney hosted shows from the past two seasons were the best; these past two are right up there.
"this crowd has thinned out faster than adele" omg that IS something he'd say
"in a lab in Obama."
Me: "...oh, that was the end of the sentence. Oh, okay."
🤣🤣🤣😂
This might be my favorite Cold Open ever. Must be about 9 or 10 moments that would be the top most brilliant jokes in an normal skit.
"I had to resort to a Liza Minelli tik tok make up tutorial"
"If you don't understand something, just call it stupid."
President Trump giving words of wisdom to the class of 2020. Alec Baldwin doing a great job portraying Trump from his house.
@B C Except Alec Baldwin in real life is an ass. But i can't deny he does a decent job looking The President.
Who better than an ass to represent an ass
"Jazz types" I am laughing so hard!
The jazz types....I lost it lmfaooooooooo
“In a lab, in Obama.” I’m dying....
The Class Of Covid 19 😂😂
I do feel sorry for the Seniors
The 08 Recession alumni had it better.
Don't be , we'll somehow push through
@@ivankavrakov9272 Your comment epitomizes *exactly* why I DON'T feel sorry for you guys. Smh
No need. I am a senior and have been exposed to both SARS and MERS - neither infected me. This is not a senior disease but one which preys on the weak.
Covid19 does not discriminate on age - it will take down anyone with underlying conditions and sometimes also overwhelm those without any known conditions.
Although I have antibodies for both SARS and MERS in my blood, this does not mean I won't be struck by covid19, so I am smart enough to take all the necessary precautions. You should too big guy!
2:31 Kenan made me LOL😂
“Crystal don’t make me key your car” is one of the most raw lines I’ve ever heard
Why is nobody noticing "This crowd thinned out faster than Adele"? That joke was fire!
It doesn't make sense. It took years for Adele to lose weight.
Because while people privately may chuckle at it, it isn't that funny. Maybe you enjoy making fun of people's weight, but it isn't in vogue.
@@donmoore7785 The cleverness of this joke is not that it makes fun of her weight, but the public perception that it all happened so fast. And yes, I think it is funny to make a joke out of that.
"Let's mute-out the Jazz-types." So funny. So inappropriate. So probably true.
Having said that the existence of the jazz mute subtly makes it funnier...
Yeah, he didn't want any "Jazz Types" ... That is Trump's euphenism for not stopping any of the Colored's from saying anything ...
Poe Lemic Coloreds? Did you really just say that in 2020?
Poe Lemic they let you have youtube in the retirement home?
@@PoeLemic