Taylor Swift Monologue Song - SNL

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  • 게시일 2013. 10. 28.
  • For her monologue, Taylor Swift sings about all the things she's not going to talk about in her monologue, including getting dumped over the phone, dating the werewolf from Twilight and Kanye West interrupting her at the VMAs. [Season 35, 2009]
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  • @hannahloveandpeace
    @hannahloveandpeace 3 년 전 +13264

    "I was a little mouthy at eighteen" WE STAN

    • @jia13_
      @jia13_ 3 년 전 +95

      When did she say this? I've been searching for that for so long😭

    • @user-ny4pn2wx9i
      @user-ny4pn2wx9i 3 년 전 +169

      @@jia13_ it’s in her burning questions on Ellen I think!

    • @jia13_
      @jia13_ 3 년 전 +14

      @@user-ny4pn2wx9i oh thanks I'll check there

    • @camtheman9985
      @camtheman9985 2 년 전 +9

      @@jia13_ did you know that Saturday Night Live is a comedy show?

    • @Banana-ot3rr
      @Banana-ot3rr 2 년 전 +13

      Not Stan. You're a fan. Stan is a bad thing, it meant stalker+ fan

  • @gryffindorgemini9756
    @gryffindorgemini9756 5 년 전 +16867

    Reputation actually started here but no one realized

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 4 년 전 +131

      gryffindorgemini now that you said that...damn you’re right!

    • @moviesexplainernepal8207
      @moviesexplainernepal8207 4 년 전 +22

      How?? is there any connection? please explain.

    • @Unholy1392
      @Unholy1392 4 년 전 +7

      No.

    • @josh6438
      @josh6438 4 년 전 +11

      Valyan Vurung bcuz of the song tho full of hate but I love it

    • @marusyahavryliuk2676
      @marusyahavryliuk2676 4 년 전 +81

      @@moviesexplainernepal8207 Oh, there is a huge connection, because most part of the Reputation is about Kanye West (reply to his song after which there was a hating hashtag on Twitter), and in this song she also mentions him. ("Look what you made me do" was the most explining song)

  • @felixz8
    @felixz8 7 일 전 +33

    "whos afraid of little old me, oh you should be"

  • @marc_mac27
    @marc_mac27 10 개월 전 +5780

    We need this in the era's tour as a surprise song

  • @icecream.oreos3319
    @icecream.oreos3319 4 년 전 +9287

    *this would be if Reputation and Speak* *Now had a baby*

  • @ratbian
    @ratbian 4 년 전 +29821

    I love how incredibly passive-aggressive this song is.

  • @liammcfarlane13
    @liammcfarlane13 5 개월 전 +1609

    We need Taylor to come back and host with “SNL Monologue (Taylor’s Version)” because she’s got a lot more comedy material to write about since she last hosted 😂

    • @sara31773
      @sara31773 5 개월 전 +16

      Good one lol. 😂

    • @photogbrandie5744
      @photogbrandie5744 4 개월 전 +17

      That would be awesome. Too bad she’s busy becoming a billionaire on tour for another year.

    • @breasfr
      @breasfr 3 개월 전

      @@sara31773knee slapper

    • @sparklegame1362
      @sparklegame1362 3 개월 전 +8

      It's called: Monologue Song (Lalala)

    • @liammcfarlane13
      @liammcfarlane13 3 개월 전 +21

      @@sparklegame1362 Monologue Song (La La La) (Featuring Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Recorded Live From New York It’s Saturday Night)

  • @heyitsjoeyy
    @heyitsjoeyy 8 개월 전 +609

    We need a Monologue Song (La La La) (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

  • @gm.8805
    @gm.8805 3 년 전 +21982

    "I like writing names of my exes in my songs, so they're ashamed of going in public"
    *Subliminal shade to John Mayer*

  • @angelinachen5629
    @angelinachen5629 6 년 전 +19884

    baby version of Reputation

  • @ceciliaSF-TX
    @ceciliaSF-TX 4 개월 전 +569

    She may be the ONLY host who showed up w/the monologue prepared. And she nails it!!
    So darn talented.

    • @trelew2023
      @trelew2023 4 개월 전 +1

      Hi, she actually was the only one. Here's what Seth Meyers, who was a writer for SNL at the time, had to say about it; enjoy: krplus.net/bidio/gclohKKXZWzcoXo

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 3 개월 전 +40

      Right? It’s even funnier than I remember when I saw it on tv back then. Seth Meyers has since described the SNL ✍️ writers’ stress trying to come up with an opening monologue for this teenaged musical phenom when she timidly walked into the writers’ room to say “hey, I wrote this song, maybe I could do it for my monologue?” And then proceeded to play this awesome gem 💎 for them. To which of course they said, “Oh, yeah, sure Taylor. If you want to”, while secretly thinking “holy crap, this is a million times better than anything we could ever come up with for her.” I also think Seth said Taylor was the only guest host to ever come prepared with their own material. Figures, eh? She *is* a songwriting savant! 🤓❤

    • @rlhagemann
      @rlhagemann 3 개월 전 +8

      So good the writers toss out what they had for her .

    • @laarisluc
      @laarisluc 3 개월 전 +3

      I think besides her, only LMM did

    • @mc76
      @mc76 2 개월 전 +3

      Unless you count every standup comedian who has ever hosted.

  • @thisismeswifting13
    @thisismeswifting13 개월 전 +81

    petition for Monologue Song (La La La) (Taylor’s Version)

  • @aleeshahope27
    @aleeshahope27 3 년 전 +42265

    this is definitely the taylor that wrote mr perfectly fine

  • @lagingpuyat639
    @lagingpuyat639 4 년 전 +9466

    Taylor: Hey Joe I'm doing very well!
    Joe ALWYN: yeah thats my girl

  • @butterflyag4456
    @butterflyag4456 5 개월 전 +260

    "we have a great show, kanye west is not here!" i love her so much.

  • @brittanywolterman46
    @brittanywolterman46 6 개월 전 +793

    I came here to relive this masterpiece because I just saw an interview with Seth Meyers and Howard Stern about how apparently SNL never really directs their hosts on how to do their monologues and so she came in and said hey I wrote this and played it for Lorne and Seth and they loved it!

    • @Sk-wv1uv
      @Sk-wv1uv 5 개월 전 +71

      Actually, they usually write the monologues for the hosts! But Taylor, at 19, came to them with this fully formed comedic masterpiece that Seth fully admits was so much better than what they, experienced comedy writers, had written for her. She is so brilliant… Not to mention, writing her own song as a monologue instead of just saying what they’d written was such a typically Taylor, boss move. It was the first Taylor’s version!

    • @MediasMaven
      @MediasMaven 5 개월 전 +31

      Watching this video with that knowledge brings another level of appreciation. It's also been so long since I've seen and heard her this young -- you hear the difference in her voice. Really is a different era.

    • @MrsBasia99
      @MrsBasia99 5 개월 전 +20

      Same! Just watched that interview.

    • @shana123lgb
      @shana123lgb 5 개월 전 +12

      Haha just watched that too

    • @joannefairclough7960
      @joannefairclough7960 5 개월 전 +13

      I had the exact same pathway here!!!!!! Taylor - so young, so funny and magnificent!

  • @only_sleeping7276
    @only_sleeping7276 4 년 전 +13475

    "Kanye West is NOT here" was literally the joke of the century

  • @akshithap2493
    @akshithap2493 4 년 전 +16371

    PETITION FOR TAYLOR TO INCLUDE THIS WHEN SHE RERECORDS HER ALBUMS.

  • @La_maison_de_la_science_fr

    this video alone is all the proof you need that fearless Taylor is scarier than reputation Taylor

  • @rhondahash3289
    @rhondahash3289 5 개월 전 +247

    The fact that she wrote that herself at that age is awesome! She struck just the right balance of wit and satire

  • @neladrkosova
    @neladrkosova 3 년 전 +8019

    *Someone:* What song from *Taylor Swift* is your favourite?
    *Me: Monologue song*

  • @user-ci5jl5uh7n
    @user-ci5jl5uh7n 21 일 전 +12

    Someone in 2024 ?

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo 5 개월 전 +419

    Taylor Swift hs the best 'wink' on the planet

  • @niveditabhagwat13
    @niveditabhagwat13 2 년 전 +13761

    “We have a great show, Kanye west is not here” 💀 was total savageee 🔥

    • @briannalee1998
      @briannalee1998 2 년 전 +86

      I thought so too!

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 2 년 전 +105

      I'm actually a little surprised they let her get away with *not* announcing the... wait; was she the musical guest that week, too?
      That's less rare.

    • @wii1644
      @wii1644 년 전 +11

      Kanye still better

    • @isaacasdreams
      @isaacasdreams 년 전

      @@wii1644 That disgraceful over rated fat head? There is a literal music video of Taylor dancing on his grave Hahahahaa!

    • @petergabriel8961
      @petergabriel8961 년 전 +175

      @@wii1644 no he isn’t

  • @erinl4359
    @erinl4359 4 년 전 +13050

    2009: *I like glitter and sparkly dresses*
    2019: *I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings*

  • @varshinimayalagu7285
    @varshinimayalagu7285 7 일 전 +5

    "fearless" taylor was really fearless

  • @richardhall9815
    @richardhall9815 10 개월 전 +153

    Imagine you're Joe or Kanye and watching this on TV that night and realized she's just completely destroyed you on national television. That's better than revenge!!🤣

  • @teeheeluvxx9789
    @teeheeluvxx9789 5 년 전 +5043

    Isnt baby Look What You Made Me Do adorable?

  • @oliviaandrade8350
    @oliviaandrade8350 4 년 전 +19295

    this woman has been a GENIUS since she was 16.

    • @mahirezaei7987
      @mahirezaei7987 3 년 전 +28

      @@yourbrain8404 what????
      Really???

    • @bombalurina289
      @bombalurina289 3 년 전 +231

      Since birth

    • @imfearless14
      @imfearless14 3 년 전 +93

      @@bombalurina289 since conception

    • @knoel8329
      @knoel8329 3 년 전 +6

      @@yourbrain8404 no it’s not lmao

    • @prisonmike1139
      @prisonmike1139 3 년 전 +31

      @@mahirezaei7987 nah it’s bullshit very little people have an iq that high. But she’s very smart

  • @8365W
    @8365W 5 일 전 +3

    The fact that she keeps a straight face. 💀

  • @JimiCeleste
    @JimiCeleste 5 개월 전 +183

    I was watching the Seth Meyers interview with Howard Stern where he talked about Taylor doing this monologue, so I had to look it up…and I am not disappointed. She is so COOL! The more I see of her and read about her, the more I like her. This was when she was 19, too! Damn…. Am I becoming a Swiftie at 70 years old?

    • @lostinwoods07
      @lostinwoods07 5 개월 전 +14

      You are never too late to become a swiftie. The more you learn about her life and music the more you will appreciate it. The way she handled media slut shaming her about her dating life when she was literally a teenager and in early 20s is remarkable. The way she writes and portrays her emotion is the reason she has so many fans, because we connect to her lyrics. She is the best songwriter of my generation for sure. And the way she started with country music, and then ventured to pop so beautifully is something only Dolly Parton has ever done. If you want to start listening to her, I would recommend folklore and evermore. These are her most beautifully written albums. And before listening to her songs always read what they are about, you will appreciate them more.

    • @DanielBarberMusic
      @DanielBarberMusic 5 개월 전 +9

      @@lostinwoods07Thanks for the tips on how to get started with her music. I'm in the same boat, never really listened to her and am surprised how much I'm discovering what a badass she is, in a really good way. I'm only 4 years behind you, @jimiceleste. :-)

    • @jefftaylor1396
      @jefftaylor1396 3 개월 전 +8

      Welcome home brother! I'm 54 and a proud Swiftie. Lady's got it goin on.

    • @007ElSenor
      @007ElSenor 2 개월 전 +5

      I don’t listen to the radio, except for NPR. I first started to find out about her when she got 35,000+ people to register to vote. Then I saw a video of her and her dad, he was trying to dissuade her from getting involved politically. She told him she morally had to, or she couldn’t live with herself. WOW! My respect for her skyrocketed. Now, I just recently searched and listened to a few songs and was impressed. This video came up due to my searches and what a HOOT! She was hilarious. More respect that she can laugh at herself-a lesson that Steven Segal could benefit from, worst SNL host ever.

    • @Mirrorball13
      @Mirrorball13 개월 전

      YESSSS

  • @vanessaeveleth9599
    @vanessaeveleth9599 5 년 전 +5601

    Many artists write diss songs
    Taylor writes diss monologues

  • @charlotte-hb7jg
    @charlotte-hb7jg 2 년 전 +14961

    if you’re here in 2021, i consider us to be close friends

  • @darrenwarner5628
    @darrenwarner5628 2 일 전 +1

    I love how she just says 'yeah I'm doing great Joe!'

  • @camilaontop
    @camilaontop 4 개월 전 +32

    3:19 THIS PART WAS PERFECT

  • @Ria-fw2co
    @Ria-fw2co 4 년 전 +4612

    She's the real life version of Phoebe Buffay 😍

  • @willowsexile
    @willowsexile 3 년 전 +2989

    Seriously the amount of 'passive-agressiveness' in this. Especially the "Lalalala, HAhaHAhaHA' part lol

  • @user-gp2rl3dp1y
    @user-gp2rl3dp1y 4 개월 전 +16

    1:45 "I like writing song about guys who cheated on me but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue i like writing their names on the songs " HAHHSHS HEEEELP 😭

  • @KellsSmith1244
    @KellsSmith1244 7 개월 전 +45

    0:58 that smile and nod. It’s the subtle things that make her so great.

  • @ofekkeren
    @ofekkeren 3 년 전 +21792

    We need a Monologue Song (Taylor's version)

    • @d.n.9957
      @d.n.9957 2 년 전 +187

      monologue song was not recorded by taylor and is not owned by big machine records so there’s no point of re-recording this

    • @johnpaul836
      @johnpaul836 2 년 전 +329

      @@d.n.9957 she could record a studio version though

    • @girlsgenerationtaylorsversion
      @girlsgenerationtaylorsversion 2 년 전 +543

      you mean Monologue Song (La La La) (Taylor's Version)

    • @ilishashah
      @ilishashah 2 년 전 +638

      Monologue song(Taylor's Version)(From the Vault)(15 mins version)(Explicit)

    • @paperpenn9923
      @paperpenn9923 2 년 전 +96

      @@ilishashah wait I would die for this

  • @ANonyMous-vk8hw
    @ANonyMous-vk8hw 3 년 전 +9496

    Taylor : **Literally saying almost everything**
    Also Taylor : "I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue!"

  • @LoisThePotato
    @LoisThePotato 9 개월 전 +7

    fearless taylor was really fearless

  • @keen7
    @keen7 5 개월 전 +53

    I love the way she sings the word 'monologue' ❤

  • @tonir.2689
    @tonir.2689 4 년 전 +2010

    "Kanye West is not here"
    The comment of the century.

  • @ilm9682
    @ilm9682 6 년 전 +5384

    WE NEED TAYLOR SWIFT BACK ON SNL AS A HOST

  • @RepuSLAYtion1313
    @RepuSLAYtion1313 4 개월 전 +21

    Monologue Song (Taylor's Version) should be a vault track from Taylor Swift/Debut (Taylor's Version) 😍😍😍 and this woman has been a comedic genius since she was young!!

  • @vanessa_1818
    @vanessa_1818 9 개월 전 +25

    9 years later, she's THRIVING on her Eras Tour and just released Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!! 💜💜💜

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 17 일 전

      Here I am 9 days before the tortured poets

  • @aoifemaloney9600
    @aoifemaloney9600 3 년 전 +9678

    it would’ve been hilarious if they had someone dressed up as kanye trying to get on stage but the security tackles him

  • @KeiraTyler
    @KeiraTyler 4 년 전 +2516

    "kanye west is not here"
    the shade 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vistalite
    @vistalite 2 개월 전 +18

    I couldn’t name one song from Taylor Swift’s records, but this is just terrific. What a great way to change up the standard SNL opening. Fun, funny and cute.

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse 2 개월 전 +2

      I said the same thing about 6 months ago. Now, at age 55, I can sing along with the 10 minute version of All Too Well and about 20 of her other songs. She is way better than I thought she would be.

    • @rainfallenonmyshoes8471
      @rainfallenonmyshoes8471 개월 전

      @@PeterSedesse Ditto on that Peter. Anti-hero has rocketed to the top of my 'singing it around the house' hits !

  • @manyagoyal5693
    @manyagoyal5693 8 일 전 +2

    People here 10 years later in 2024🥹 and that too on April 19 when taylor’s 11th album TTPD has come out

  • @taramilano3002
    @taramilano3002 8 년 전 +3677

    "We have a great show - Kanye West is not here"
    😂

    • @fatimaqureshi5886
      @fatimaqureshi5886 8 년 전 +40

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tessas
      @tessas 5 년 전 +5

      This would have been the perfect closing line for the monologue in the 2nd SNL episode this season.

    • @na6389
      @na6389 5 년 전 +7

      2018 cant relate
      “We have a terrible show - Kanye West is here in a bottle with a maga hat”

  • @chimmerychim8255
    @chimmerychim8255 7 년 전 +3530

    accrdng to SNL she's the first artist to write her monologue. shes so smart and funny. i love her.

    • @alissupton6325
      @alissupton6325 5 년 전 +81

      Don’t forget talented she didn’t just write this song to make us laugh it is really good too 😂😘😜🤩🖐🏼

    • @alissupton6325
      @alissupton6325 5 년 전 +12

      2:20 well he’s doing well too I mean he’s married to Mrs. Copper

    • @fairyninja412
      @fairyninja412 5 년 전 +8

      Aliss Upton who

    • @czarissejerica
      @czarissejerica 5 년 전 +4

      YES A TALENTED QUEEN

    • @wolfgangschamberger8741
      @wolfgangschamberger8741 4 년 전 +2

      I Love Taylor Swift Songs Beauty vol 👍👍💌🌹🌹

  • @ReginaFlanji4386
    @ReginaFlanji4386 3 개월 전 +23

    Taylor is amazing after all these years I'm still coming back to watch this

  • @d.j.8842
    @d.j.8842 6 개월 전 +10

    Fearless Taylor was really fearless

  • @wveso
    @wveso 8 년 전 +2482

    The shade at Joe is so good.

    • @sihammohamed5629
      @sihammohamed5629 8 년 전 +12

      +JamieFailsAtGames I kn ow right!

    • @nomenome856
      @nomenome856 6 년 전 +9

      It's quite immature if you ask me...

    • @teddyariyadi2119
      @teddyariyadi2119 6 년 전 +52

      remember how old she is when she said this? 20 years old and just new in the industry

    • @Error_-ct2vp
      @Error_-ct2vp 6 년 전 +14

      Teddy Ariyadi 18

    • @katoratic
      @katoratic 6 년 전 +10

      There was shade to Taylor latner

  • @micahadamson4309
    @micahadamson4309 4 년 전 +13173

    This remains the first and only time the host actually wrote their own monologue. And she was literally a teenager when she did it.

  • @tigergaming3862
    @tigergaming3862 개월 전 +4

    Whenever she said “tHiS iS” so high, I know that that’s the fearless Taylor

  • @deleteitfat5101
    @deleteitfat5101 9 개월 전 +18

    imagine the last show of the eras tour gets this as their surprise song

  • @arrowverselover100
    @arrowverselover100 3 년 전 +2825

    Taylor: We have a great show... *Kanye West is not here*
    Me: What he did was so awful, but I'm glad she can laugh about it

    • @sharonleelaird4120
      @sharonleelaird4120 3 년 전 +123

      The story I heard was that she was so young she thought she had to write her own monologue. When Lorne Michaells presented her with the monolgue the SNL writers had written for her, then listened to hers, he immediately ditched SNL's and went with hers!! What a talent!

    • @LoveLove-fp2rn
      @LoveLove-fp2rn 3 년 전 +37

      Ikr. She was like 19 there! Like even if he was trying to make a point about racial inequality. Humiliating someone who did no wrong was not at all okay

    • @arrowverselover100
      @arrowverselover100 3 년 전 +51

      @@LoveLove-fp2rn Well, I'm not surprised. Kanye has no class. But Taylor handled it very well. She could have lost it, but didn't. She's a good person.

    • @sanskarraut2014
      @sanskarraut2014 3 년 전 +4

      well a drunk kanye is bad kanye no doubt

    • @yellowstonenationalpark9971
      @yellowstonenationalpark9971 2 년 전 +17

      Taylor: We have a great show... Scooter Braun is not here
      Me: What he did was so awful, but I'm glad she can laugh about it

  • @finaltwo
    @finaltwo 3 년 전 +5752

    I’m surprised she’s never went back to host.

    • @alyssachang-a8299
      @alyssachang-a8299 3 년 전 +219

      she would be a great host

    • @christaacree9759
      @christaacree9759 2 년 전 +415

      @@alyssachang-a8299 imagine if she does it now and does monologue song (Taylor's version)

    • @paulthompson9668
      @paulthompson9668 2 년 전 +10

      never *gone*

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 년 전 +21

      @@christaacree9759 I mean they can't take her monologue

    • @jokingbanana1042
      @jokingbanana1042 2 년 전 +19

      She said she wanted to but she wanted good ideas first (I think) in an interview

  • @PleaseGuysAKAYogaChick
    @PleaseGuysAKAYogaChick 2 개월 전 +16

    She's not only talented, but she's funny. I love ya, Taylor! Keep shining!

  • @peterc5318
    @peterc5318 7 개월 전 +59

    Taylor has a wicked sense of humor , love it 😍😍😍

  • @daisyx60
    @daisyx60 2 년 전 +21481

    Props to Taylor Lautner, for being the ex that never had one bad thing said or written about him 🤣🙌🏼

    • @lupitaalexandraanguloarell6824
      @lupitaalexandraanguloarell6824 2 년 전 +192

      I believe it was just a publicity stunt for Valentine's Day movie

    • @pressley1637
      @pressley1637 2 년 전 +1040

      @@lupitaalexandraanguloarell6824 no they dated, that's who back to december is about.

    • @isabelsalgado2001
      @isabelsalgado2001 2 년 전 +164

      @@lupitaalexandraanguloarell6824 now everything is a stunt

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 2 년 전 +245

      I guess him and Harry Styles

    • @paws3794
      @paws3794 2 년 전 +246

      @@lupitaalexandraanguloarell6824back to december is literally about him. Harry styles was the pr one

  • @felonyharlem2219
    @felonyharlem2219 6 년 전 +1058

    "Hey Joe,
    I'm doing real well.
    Tonight
    I'm hosting SNL."

  • @hslt89
    @hslt89 9 개월 전 +14

    i need the taylor’s version of this

  • @92dore
    @92dore 5 개월 전 +27

    This is fantastic. Seth Meyers mentioned it in an interview with Howard Stern recently or I never would've known to look this up. Freaking brilliant.

  • @EnamelActivist
    @EnamelActivist 5 년 전 +4597

    This song instantly reminded me of Phoebe Buffay 😂
    Idk why

  • @senacalskan5971
    @senacalskan5971 4 년 전 +4728

    "Monologue Song (La La La)"
    I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
    But I'm not gonna talk about that
    In my monologue
    I like baking and things that smell like winter,
    But I'm not gonna talk about that
    In my monologue
    La la la, la la la
    I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
    But I'm not gonna say that
    In my monologue
    I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
    But I'm not gonna say that
    In my monologue
    La la, la la la la la
    This is my musical monologue
    You might think I'd bring up Joe,
    The guy who broke up with me on the phone,
    But I'm not gonna mention him
    In my monologue
    Hey Joe! I'm doing real well,
    Tonight I'm hosting SNL
    But I'm not gonna brag about that
    In my monologue
    La la la, ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
    La la la
    And if you're wondering if I might,
    Be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
    (Hi Taylor!)
    I'm not gonna comment on that
    In my monologue
    La la, la la la la la
    This is my musical monologue
    You might be expecting me to say
    Something bad about Kanye
    And how he ran up on the stage
    And ruined my VMA monologue.....
    But there's nothing more to say
    Cause everything's okay
    I've got security lining this stage
    This is my SNL monologue
    La la, la la la la la
    This is my SNL monologue
    La la, la la la la la
    That was my SNL monologue

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p 4 년 전 +20

      I want to like her, but she comes off as extremely petty :/

    • @bidushiroy7234
      @bidushiroy7234 4 년 전 +245

      @@user-bj7em4fv1p dude she was a teenager... She's allowed to get carried away by her emotions...

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p 4 년 전 +12

      @@bidushiroy7234 she was a teenager then, true. But the pettiness seemed to be there way after that. She is now 30.

    • @lalalaiq4736
      @lalalaiq4736 4 년 전 +95

      @@user-bj7em4fv1p tell me, how exactly is she petty?

    • @purplearies9746
      @purplearies9746 4 년 전 +136

      You forgot the best part
      "Kanye West is NOT here!"

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 개월 전 +7

    So reminds me of Smothers brothers songs. makes me smile.

  • @Chryssy512ATX
    @Chryssy512ATX 개월 전 +5

    I've NEVER SEEN THIS... She is the QUEEN OF BOLD FACE SHADE!!! LOVELOVELOVE HER!!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂😊

  • @matteozorra7675
    @matteozorra7675 3 년 전 +4537

    Be honest : this isn't the first time you're watching this

    • @nlyonnesgf3870
      @nlyonnesgf3870 3 년 전 +24

      I watched it 17 times 😂

    • @roseannaswift
      @roseannaswift 3 년 전 +10

      7 times 😂

    • @conatcha
      @conatcha 3 년 전 +18

      It is my 1st time. Here is my dislike.

    • @fionaaugusta5593
      @fionaaugusta5593 3 년 전 +9

      I may have watched this 30 times...

    • @sukhipatel3899
      @sukhipatel3899 3 년 전 +10

      yep. i watched it yesterday. and the day before. and the day before. and im probably going to watch it tomorrow.

  • @who.is.brooklyn22
    @who.is.brooklyn22 3 년 전 +2914

    This song should’ve gotten a Grammy

    • @vanessabandini3425
      @vanessabandini3425 2 년 전 +10

      Ok here I am visiting my roots listening to the monologue song and I find you here, you are legit every where lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @who.is.brooklyn22
      @who.is.brooklyn22 2 년 전 +11

      @@vanessabandini3425 omg!!! swifties just think alike

    • @gurleenkaur5331
      @gurleenkaur5331 2 년 전 +4

      Yeah for the most funniest song of decades 😂

    • @lisadonovan1741
      @lisadonovan1741 2 년 전

      BROOKLYN--NONE OF THIS WOMAN"s'-- CRAPPY'--'MAN-HATING SONGS'--DESERVE SHIT!"--GOOD IDEA'--SHITTING ON HER!"--he he

    • @danilolz9301
      @danilolz9301 년 전 +2

      FOR REAL 😭🙏

  • @mymobile5014
    @mymobile5014 5 개월 전 +34

    I come back to watch this regularly, can never get enough. Just shows, a silly, comedic song made for a show and yet it stands the test of time. Swift really is a musical and lyrical genius.

  • @maryannrennick9348
    @maryannrennick9348 5 개월 전 +8

    I love that she talks about watching SNL in her childhood and it’s the same cast w/ Bill Hader.

  • @riya5142
    @riya5142 2 년 전 +7678

    taylor went from saying “hey joe im doing real well” to joe supporting her singing the 10 minute all too well…thats some GROWTH

  • @sunnystreet4950
    @sunnystreet4950 3 년 전 +7929

    Taylor Swift obsessing over Andy Samberg.
    Jake Peralta being obsessed with Taylor Swift.
    It’s a full circle and I love it.
    EDIT: holy crap I did not expect so many likes thanks guys

    • @HaifaaAmni
      @HaifaaAmni 2 년 전 +226

      FR. Honestly she must've been so honoured by Jake mentioning her in B99. Imagine if Jake knew

    • @goosebabyj
      @goosebabyj 2 년 전 +106

      I wish she would’ve made an appearance in the finale

    • @Senovitj
      @Senovitj 2 년 전 +106

      Jake Peralta: She's gonna write a song about me..
      Almost, Jake... just a mention of your stage name Andy Samberg

    • @wanessabelchior7998
      @wanessabelchior7998 2 년 전 +62

      In 3:40 the guy in the left is the captain that Jake and Amy "killed" in the show haha

    • @Senovitj
      @Senovitj 2 년 전 +30

      @@wanessabelchior7998 we accidently startled a man with a born heart condition. If you really think of it, his mother killed him.

  • @user-ft5to6fg3u
    @user-ft5to6fg3u 10 개월 전 +8

    i love how crazy and unhinged fearless Taylor was

  • @DanTheMan27
    @DanTheMan27 7 개월 전 +215

    Since Taylor has shown her songwriting potential with Folklore and Evermore showing us that she can write about just about anything, I would actually love if Taylor made a comedy album with all comedy songs 😆

  • @teffycornswift3872
    @teffycornswift3872 5 년 전 +3258

    Who's still laughing here even after 10 foccin' years?GAAAAAASH I'ts been a decaaaade

    • @squigley4809
      @squigley4809 5 년 전 +35

      Teffycorn Swift but like this was in 2013 it’s 2019...

    • @remchaill9898
      @remchaill9898 5 년 전 +37

      Six years isn't a decade. What are you talking about?

    • @adriananadiine
      @adriananadiine 4 년 전 +99

      it aired in 2009 but posted on youtube in 2013

    • @agoldentattoo5046
      @agoldentattoo5046 4 년 전 +27

      I'm a relatively new Swiftie (listened to and loved most of her singles but didnt actually start listening to her entire albums until Rep) and I just discovered this monologue song and its amazing. She's the absolute best and I cant believe I slept on her so long. I mainly listen to rock music and hate pop but Taylor is such a great songwriter I can't help but love her music.

    • @FionaPGTgames
      @FionaPGTgames 3 년 전 +1

      11*

  • @maiumixshow
    @maiumixshow 2 년 전 +9434

    can we just appreciate for a second that she got to host snl at such a young age? she was 19!! she was literally MY AGE

    • @neivmusic
      @neivmusic 2 년 전 +1

      all too well/my tears ricochet MASHUP . krplus.net/bidio/idWlfXdjirCRiZw

    • @Drameliaswife
      @Drameliaswife 2 년 전 +185

      excuse me while i have a crisis as 20 yr old me

    • @Lizgirl10Star
      @Lizgirl10Star 년 전 +4

      @@Drameliaswife ×2

    • @geetikamalviya8191
      @geetikamalviya8191 년 전 +87

      And me at 17 scrolling through the comment section when m supposed to study.... (*_*)

    • @hehehe_hi
      @hehehe_hi 년 전 +3

      @@geetikamalviya8191 SAME

  • @ellie..13
    @ellie..13 7 개월 전 +14

    2:37 watching this in 2023 hits different after Kansas City N1😭

  • @BriannaMyelRicardo
    @BriannaMyelRicardo 4 개월 전 +6

    The way that she rolled her eyes, she's just soo iconic😂

  • @shondrea12
    @shondrea12 5 년 전 +1612

    When you're such a hardcore Swiftie that you watch 6 year old clips of her.

    • @mrods999
      @mrods999 4 년 전 +79

      when you’re such a hardcore swiftie that you don’t even know this from 2009

    • @ladyayla121
      @ladyayla121 4 년 전 +1

      Me with Britney Spears

    • @RajendraPrasad-bf6bi
      @RajendraPrasad-bf6bi 4 년 전 +5

      Specially when you watch it again and again but still feels like very first time

    • @shondrea12
      @shondrea12 4 년 전 +1

      m r Yeah but this clip was only uploaded 6 , years ago. So calm down Stan. 😂

    • @lucy-pu9qd
      @lucy-pu9qd 4 년 전 +5

      @@shondrea12 but she sang it in 2009

  • @mehrin_1557
    @mehrin_1557 6 년 전 +5818

    Team Taylor= like
    Team Kanye= comment

  • @Memog78
    @Memog78 5 개월 전 +183

    Who else is here due to Seth Meyers's Howard Stern interview?

  • @peterfarrell66
    @peterfarrell66 5 개월 전 +54

    Just recently (2023) Seth Myers said on Stern that the writers had come up with some “shitty” monologue for Taylor but she showed up with this song completely written and performed it for him and Lorne. That’s talent!

  • @sky.a356
    @sky.a356 8 년 전 +808

    Whenever someone says they don't like Taylor, I show them this

  • @lillylovesrain7072
    @lillylovesrain7072 6 년 전 +795

    See haters, there is a reason why we swifties love her.

    • @adamjcohn
      @adamjcohn 5 년 전 +2

      Why? I don't hate her AT ALL. She's adorable. She's got a minor bit of talent but so do so many others without fathers who paid so she could have a career. I could name 50 people off the top of my head (I'm a promoter) who are cuter, better writers, and sing better but they also aren't going to necessarily make it. This song is goofy and not really funny until Hader came in. I don't dislike her at all. Quite the contrary. She's super sweet and I am happy for her but even this comment will get a lot of "ARE YOU CRAZY, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW AMAZING SHE IS"? I mean okay, yeah, if you like bubble gum music that is made for 10 year olds, she is fantastic. I prefer my music to be a little more, well, adult. I like my humor to be a little more funny. The best thing she did here was she was a little self affecting but in reality she did all the things she said she wouldn't do because she has to. She can't help it. She is a very sweet person and I believe is genuinely proud of who she is and respectful to her fans and for that I give her credit but in the real world of music she is just another person with some minor talent who got lucky. Nothing more. I say that will all respect to her as a person and artist. She is certainly far from talentless but multiple Grammys and this thought that she is some great song writer? Please. I can name 10 bands off the top of my head where each individual band member is a better writer than her, better musician, and better singer. I can go on and on but let's just call her what she is, a cute girl with a bit of talent who got lucky.

    • @funnycat1333
      @funnycat1333 5 년 전 +19

      @@adamjcohn I respect your opinion but IMO I think she is very talented and yes other people might have better writing but so far Taylor is the only artist so far that can make me feel that way,her music seems alive and her songs are deep,especially 'all too well'.And I agree with you that she is cute and genuine but she has gotten this far also because of her fans and she has fans because of her music and well the way she treats us.Also I don't know if 'reputation' would count as adult music.'I did something bad' & other songs in her album reputation are mature songs (i think) and for kids she has songs like 'love story' which are sweet and loving.And as for her singing she might not be able to hit high notes like demi but she has a sweet and unique voice (IMO).as for her genre she switched from country to pop and was successful in both of them.fearless is the most awarded country album and 1989 is the most awarded pop album.Another reason I like her is that she does a lot for her fans like she sends gifts,invites fans to her concert and stalk them (not in a creepy way but a sweet way)
      THIS WAS MY OPINION (with some fact)and I totally respect your opinion
      And can I know the 10 bands might check out their music

    • @adamjcohn
      @adamjcohn 5 년 전 +6

      funny cat13 Can’t retort on a word of that. Much respect. There is nothing in this life that (with rare exception) that you should have to explain why you like. Never feel that you should feel anything but happy that you can enjoy something or someone or whatever it is. The greatest thing you can give yourself is happiness and it comes in the form of jumping out of a plane with a chute or listening to Taylor, do it with zero explanation. You certainly don’t owe me one. The more things you love, the more things you can enjoy. She is super sweet, this is true. ::)

    • @ariongabrielmoralda5163
      @ariongabrielmoralda5163 5 년 전 +10

      Adam Cohn minor? LOL YOU MUST BE JOKING BC SHES GOT A MAJOR TALENT

    • @strawberrysana4497
      @strawberrysana4497 5 년 전 +4

      Adam Cohn you sound salty

  • @axisally
    @axisally 5 개월 전 +6

    Seth Myers recently said in an interview that this was all Taylor. She came in and sang the song for Lorne and Seth.

  • @TheA.S.K.orignal
    @TheA.S.K.orignal 16 일 전

    I love the way she is so confident and lively and free in the performance 😂😂😂it's so great

  • @joaovitorbrum1516
    @joaovitorbrum1516 3 년 전 +1828

    “We have a great show, Kanye West is not here”
    WE STAN A QUEEN

  • @kimtov4820
    @kimtov4820 5 년 전 +2850

    2013 - Uses someones name in a song
    = People don’t care and are perfectly fine
    2018 - Throws the lightest bit of shade
    = The whole world blows up
    How ironic 🤔

    • @juanlee2793
      @juanlee2793 5 년 전 +182

      this was aired in 2009, they posted this late i guess.
      but anyhow the immense hate towards her in recent years is just stupid, she has reached a certain level of fame where people can call her fake or any kind of hatred when she smiled or talked about nice things.

    • @karimabou8784
      @karimabou8784 4 년 전 +11

      She got even more famous and dated even more guys (not that i care) but that raised attention about her life and people started calling her names

    • @agustdubaddu
      @agustdubaddu 4 년 전

      Ayyy 1,000th like

    • @geraldwatts5492
      @geraldwatts5492 4 년 전 +4

      Did you just say "Perfectly Fine?" I see what you did there.

    • @presidentjiang6762
      @presidentjiang6762 4 년 전

      Aired in 2009

  • @alexandrar.4900
    @alexandrar.4900 9 개월 전 +9

    Fearless Taylor walked so Reputation Taylor could run

  • @garimachaudhary7041

    ''WE have a great show, KANYE WEST IS NOT HERE'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I miss this TAYLOR just so sassy and fun

  • @txryder79
    @txryder79 4 년 전 +5920

    Isn't ironic that Taylor Swift is now bigger that Kanye or Beyonce.

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 3 년 전 +850

      I don’t think that she’s bigger than Beyoncé but for sure she’s bigger than Kanye lol

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 3 년 전 +642

      @@franny7997 ehh...I don't know. All due accolades to Beyonce but today? Taylor Swift is definitely more relevant and contemporary.

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 3 년 전 +124

      TX Ryder I’m a Swiftie, don’t believe that I don’t know Taylor or her results and her victories. I think that one day she will be bigger than Beyoncé (in terms of popularity and numbers)

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 3 년 전 +288

      @@franny7997 She has already surpassed Beyonce's record sales BIG TIME (like by 80 million records) and is about to surpass Whittney and now closing in on Mariah and may surpass Celine if she maintains this momentum. (I wasn't sure about the actual numbers so I looked them up but I knew she was at uber icon level status)

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 3 년 전 +20

      @@ishita2027 Oh, I love that song. But you see this was a friendly disagreement between Swifties and these were simply my rebuttals. You really shouldn't make something of nothing in the comment section of KRplus. That would make you a troll.

  • @thomaswilliams6469
    @thomaswilliams6469 2 년 전 +2590

    I love how Taylor can satire herself so well.

  • @dustyoldhat
    @dustyoldhat 6 개월 전 +41

    She seems talented - I think she'll go places

  • @mariireis
    @mariireis 년 전 +5

    2023 and im still here, THAT WAS SO ICONIC😭

  • @madelyn3702
    @madelyn3702 3 년 전 +870

    Spoiler alert, in ten years you’re going to perform “False God” on this very same stage

    • @darakshasurve7861
      @darakshasurve7861 3 년 전 +27

      why u want to make me cry😭😭

    • @hanax1860
      @hanax1860 3 년 전 +79

      And it's about another Joe😂

    • @douniak1518
      @douniak1518 3 년 전 +19

      and the man that played the sax during her entrance is gonna be the same dude that'll perform false god with her

    • @madelyn3702
      @madelyn3702 3 년 전 +2

      @@douniak1518 WHAT🤭

    • @barrystewart5946
      @barrystewart5946 2 년 전 +7

      Also call it what you want after the public turned on her. In return they got four years of Trump. We’re even.