Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! - SNL

I love the Dickensian vibes of this comment lol

@@presentfuture7563 Perchance 🧐

@@presentfuture7563 I read all of Charles dickens work after seeing this comment just so I could feel as smart as you. I will surpass you, you hear me?! I will study all literature, all history, and ALL SCIENCE! Just so you will never defeat me again Mr. Future.

@@Fr0stbyteGamezz You read all those books and then traveled back in time just to tell me? Maybe we should call *you* Mr. Future.

I would stoop down for quarters. Anything else, I'm just pretending I didn't see it.

Yesss, if we ask my dad to get one thing, he buys every kind in the store! 😂

I saw some article where a woman sent her husband to the store with a printed out list. This list not only included PHOTOS of the item but also the exact aisle. At that point, she probably could have just gone herself and saved time. Also, why tf are so many men so freaking helpless. Like, how can you not know how to grocery shop. My best guess is that they could do it but purposely fail until they’re no longer trusted with the simple task.

​@@nenamichelle if I asked you to go get 7 quarts of full synthetic high mileage 5w20 and a fram oil filter that fits, would you be able to get the exact items?

@@suzabakingbaked7975 Why wouldn’t she be able to? If given a list of items to purchase and the items are unknown you ask questions, ask for help, and educate yourself. Weaponized incompetence isn’t cute on anyone. If it were me, I’d change my own oil because it’s important to learn as much as I can to manage on my own. And say, for some reason, I never wanted to change my own oil but my husband really enjoyed working on cars. I would learn along side him because, in a partnership, it is healthy to understand your SO’s interests.
This isn’t about some silly request. At the end she breaks up with him when we find that he isn’t interested in what she wants or needs. It is exhausting to parent someone who should be a partner.

That's my dad too. He's about to be 80 but has only been to the grocery store about a dozen times, and each time he's gotten the wrong things on the list but does just fine with buying his own snacks. Then my mom yells at him for buying junk food. He also suffers from crippling refrigerator blindness. Evidently only my mother and I are able to see the things in the fridge.

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I see them, I dont understand still, but I can read labels and a list, so I must be above average :P
And yes, I make lists exactly because I am forgetful.

😂😂😂

Shallots are awesome onions. If you watch enough egg fried rice videos, only the ones with shallots are Uncle Roger approved. Also needed for the sauce for chateaubriand.

62 and I still don't know 🤣

Nailed what?

Yeah, I thought this was the funniest line in the sketch! And perfect delivery--go Selena!

Y'all must watch paint dry for a living

@@offloc1141 Oh look everybody, its the trump-loving incel here to tell us why a liberal woman can't be funny before he goes off to retweet some Marjorie Taylor Greene posts.
And before you predictably fire off with the "wow, that's a lot of assumptions." No. It really isn't. Everyone knows the exact type of pathetic asswipe who frequents SNL videos to tell everybody how unfunny they are. It's you. You're lame. Get more out of life sometime, you sorry douche bag. You might even find a friend you're clearly in desperate need of.

@@UnderTheBridge96 i think it was purposeful for her to go from bottle to glass

@UCzaVCdHBsdhFPb9w-_5NmdQ lol botched? You do realize this part isn't live....right?

Best part of this show for years.

@@zkeletonz001 Well, him and Kate McKinnon!

It seems everyone is a freakin' genius now a-days.
Dimwits.

That was great! "Are shallots onions?" "Yep."

His toddler voice was on-point, too

I mean, is that even possible though

​@wmassey683 did you mean to say "is that even not possible" I'd assume cause there is no way anyone would ever type what you had said

@@jacoballen5538 yes not possible

No, the most real thing about it was "...and a cream that costs $80." 🤣🤔🤐

That, and feeling overwhelmed in Sephora. Other than that, just perpetuating the bullshit narrative that men are useless.

lol weekend update tonight was about weaponized incompetence! immediately thought of this sketch

thats literally alex russo

@Maverick Lanzerotti go Alex Caruso! 😁👌 # everything is not what it seems 😉👌

Their Hulu show was really good… Only murders in the building

This is dumbAF....
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
It's Marxist propaganda.

/eyeroll. She’s been funny for years

And the water bottle with Matt written on it in big letters!!!!

Not to mention his name tag that says he's running an errand for his girlfriend

You could have stopped at Gomez and still been 100% right

Hey if she asked me if I wanted to have sex I'd be in the bed waiting as soon as she said "baby" 😉

@@1kevinjay You could stop that sentence after any word other than "I" or "in" and still be 100% right

Righttt LOLLL

Get a divorce😃

Google weaponised incompetence

don't worry Im sure he feels the same abt you

Only 8+ over here (because I dumped the first one and tried to draw a different card) and they’re all the same. Just big children who somehow earn more than me… I hate everything.

I'm 65 and do the same thing to my Mom. I pull on her sleeve and point to something I want...cookies, candy, etc. She just shakes her head no until the next thing. 🤣

@@JennyZinaTavares lol, amazing

as a barns and noble cashier I must say: four items and only 100$? Nice.

Former Sephora employee- 4 items for $100 was before the inflation crisis 😂 if you get 2 for $100 now it’s a sale.

I didnt what the fuck a Shallot is!!!?? LOL

@@PrometheuzReturns a small onion 🧅

@@TheMASTER4real man u learn something new everyday...lol

and then the bag broke and I couldn’t stop laughing

@@theeleanorshellstrop It reminded me of when the boy's bucket holding fish broke and he just froze. It was heartbreaking

everyone knows it should have been papyrus

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

@@AndreasGeorgiades Exactly 😂

@@ashanmahendran96 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!

@@AndreasGeorgiades most laughable font of all says my household!!

Lmao as a poor I would’ve gotten the same 😭

I definitely would have made the same mistake 🤣 In our house we call it shakey cheese

Why did you give them the bag without the medicine?

@@pcbassoon3892 Exactly my thought. What an idiotic way to do business. My pharmacy never gives me a bag before it's ready. But no it's the dads fault smh

​@@pcbassoon3892Noooooo, wait huh????
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"leaving with an empty bag" meaning HE LEFT/ THEY LEAVE without any of the items that they went THERE TO GET.
"THEY LEFT WITHOUT GETTING WHAT THEY NEEDED"

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What????
Omg
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@@pcbassoon3892 Pretty sure they mean their own bag.

This was the most unfunny skit I've ever seen on SNL. You all are outta your minds if this made you laugh

@@SS-gx7tg Who cares? Let people have their joy.

@@jerespive Not on my watch, Jeremiah!

@@SS-gx7tg I thought this skit was cringe worthy. Can you imagine the blow back if roles were reversed where the girl friend was portrayed as really mentally deficient going to Autozone to pick up parts and tools to do a brake job and install an oxisensor on her own car. "Don't worry honey cutting and burning your hands is part of it". Soooo making fun of the mentally deficient is funny...not cool. If the guy is such a loser, what does that say about the girl friend. I could go on and on but one final comment. My wife doesn't believe me but I, (and I suspect most guys) can see an attractive person without all the expensive cosmetics and $600 haircut.

@@SS-gx7tg You must be an incel.

and also the pounds instead of two shallots/tofu!

Complete baby

Four year olds are buying snacks in Japan, like with money? Now I’m kinda jealous.

If this sketch is actually relatable to you, then you have horrible taste in men. I realize that "men are all stupid and useless, they're just like toddlers" is a narrative SNL loves to push, but I didn't think something this absurd would apply to actual humans. You need to make better choices.

Keep running those errands son, you'll be doing it for a long time. 😂

Marry me ❤❤❤

@@noseraph do you not even know how to run errands for yourself?

@@yogidevendrabiriyani1777 thanks, but I am really working on me right now.

The bar is set so low for men it's ridiculous

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It’s finally here.

I am waiting for season 4 of stranger things

Most netflix aren't even that good tho

More realism that All the "Reality " shows too. 😆 🤣

I mean most Netflix originals are far better than the show this is a parody of. Even most of their reality shows are better than this.

exactly what i was thinking wasn’t just following trends or being corny shi was actually funny af

Yeah I'd agree with that

That's not really saying much.

Let me nap with your hurt.

It was brilliant. I watched with my husband and just roared. He didn’t think it was as funny. 😂

Did people forget that she was literally the lead actress on a comedy tv show as a sarcastic character with dry humour for 5 whole years as a teen? This is right up her alley

@@udontevenwannaknowbruv what was the dry humour I didn’t notice

@@udontevenwannaknowbruv I know, my kids loved her, so it’s hardly news that she can actually act… now, where d’you stand on her singing career? 😂

@@udontevenwannaknowbruv lets not forget that was the only show got an emmy in disney channel ever

@@mogmaximus her face has changed because of lupus, she’s had subtle work done aswell to her nose etc because of her lupus

I know a lot of girls that have that same problem, but won’t dump him because she can’t afford another apartment

@@bocowan9106 Those broke-ass women shouldn't complain then! (And do their own shopping for useless crap.) :)

I was shocked that he wouldn't want to have sex with Selena Gomez at any opportunity

@@bocowan9106the rental crisis problem is real 😂 but yeah the “of course. Silly me” while looking dead inside 🙊

he did it on purpose so you wouldn't ask again

Smart man to realize that he had no idea what the right moisturizer was that you wanted.

Her voice is so boring.

I j realized how much she sounds like Elizabeth Olsen

@@albertnguyen9348 I think Selena is much more nasally lol

She does singing :) I love her voice too

Watch “only murders in the building” so good! She narrates a decent bit in it as well

It's just entitlement.

Some of us are autistic and still struggle in public

Nah, I would say that, given enough time, we develop all the abilities we need in order to survive, and discard the rest...
For example:
I KNOW how to fry an egg, becuase I like to eat eggs from time to time (pro tip, don`t fry them naked)
I DON`T KNOW how to navigate the make-up section from any store, mostly because I don`t use make up, and therefore have no need for this kind of knowledge. Indeed, even thinking about all the types of tools, coulors and shades needed, gives me headache
Also I can accept the existence of as many genders as necesary (everyone should be able to feel confortable in his own skin, I don`t care), but I REFUSE to accept that there are more than 7 colours. Period. 7. No more, no less. 7. That`s it. 7. "Burgundy" is NOT a colour under any circunstance or condition........7.
A simple life is the key to happines (at least for me)

@@Whocareslol420 that's not what this is. This generation lives in an era of glorifying incompetence and inanity.

they just don't want to do it so they screw it up so they are not asked again

you understood the joke, good for you!

@@dajosee ? I was just commenting on what I thought was a funny bit. What’s with the attitude?

@@mocuishle1028 They hold a grudge

"a cream that cost $80.." lol love it

@@meganchambers8108 But it was on sale, from $120, so wow, we saved money. She didn't need the cream, and has many other kinds, but hey, saved money!

She used to be a hairdresser 😂

Yes! The way she called him”sweetie”😂

I know! She acted like she was helping a lost toddler!

agree, she always does well and she was great here! she nailed the gentle voice

She's so under-used

Proud to say that, in a twenty-year long marriage, I’m the male, and of the two of us, the only one who knows what a shallot is, is not my wife 😆

Felt like classic SNL commentary

@@JsYTA usually the breakaway productions and commercials etc. are good. You can usually be assured that those will be funny. The live skits have gone down in general though 😥. They are outdated, bland, ambiguous (not current or trending) .Use to be the cold opens were the best of the live skits, but they are notanymore. They are not current or beating with how people are feeling. Weekend update is usually always good...however the guest spots are rarely good on it. In fact I get disappointed as they are usually kinda dumb. Only Colin and Che are good in those. I always look forward to these produced skits though because a lot of thought went into them. When you look back these last years...they are usually the best. I also like the Please Don't skits. They are fresh and innovative.

I love that instead of two shallots, he bought two five pound bags of onions. Sooooo funny!! And then he drops one!!! Brilliant!!!

@@stevemcalphabet2282 yes. Brilliant writing. Clever. And I hate to say it...very true for those types of men. Spot on. Since a know a few of these types of guys...it was so authentic. I hope these writers are used more because this was brilliant. I wonder if the same folks wrote the Gummy bear skit and the crazy girl quaranteen skit. Those were brilliant too.

So glad it got your approval.

Yeah she’s a natural.

Oh my god I feel so old my daughter watched that show

@@WhyTheHorseface mine too!

@Patricia Armstrong shut up

Being on a show like 10 years ago gets you SNL hosting gigs? Damn

Hey it could be worse! You could be this way and a girl ahaha 🥳🥳🥳

@@asvegas777 How do you know they're not a girl

@@mister_manager apparently my brain decided that way. Thanks for monitoring me.

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I noticed that too lmaooo

With polkadot tissue paper 😂

Sephora used up all the advertising funds lol lol

I went back in the video because I thought he might've switched bags with the other longterm boyfriend on an errand for an expensive cream but that was an all white bag so nope lol

Oh no instead of makeup for eyelashes no way. 😌😂🤪🤦🏻‍♂️

That and a "Smashmouth" CD......he'd have been 2/3 of the way there!?!?

YUP! 😂😭

Now that would have been awesome.

Just show pictures of the products,they know

Seems reasonable. I have turned to online ordering whenever possible for similar reasons. 🤣

There's no shopping in Sephora without asking for help. There's so much going on visually, and it's all over the place.

Totally relatable. If you don't faint for the overwhelming smell, you get dizzy trying to sort out colours, scents, sizes, prices, and even practical uses of products.

Sadly that is what most women want these days. No good father figures and too many people raised by single mothers will give bad expectations of what a good relationship is.
Its tough for us responsible men to compete because we come off as "boring" or because, and yes, i get and see this often, we care too much so we are suffocating. So now we have love bombing.
Make up your mind, do you just want to be FWB or more :/
Sigh...

There really aren't any errands anyone needs to run these days though. You can have everything you need delivered to your door. Maybe he wouldn't run your errands without you because he figured he wasn't your slave? You could have just done it yourself if it was that important.

@mydogeatspuke I wonder what he did outside of the 4 walls? Considering women have all the power to pick the partner these days, is she saying he picked a bum or is she saying like so many women do, that what he does only matters if she would otherwise do it.
What I mean is, she doesn't want to do outdoor work and she isn't doing half of his job so none of those things count.
If she thinks of an errand that only interests or benefits her, he has to do it. I doubt he ever asks her to run errands for him.

@@waltermh111 honestly, the amount of women in the comments saying how useless their boyfriends/husbands are when they send them to do something that they could have just done themselves is wild to me. Are we supposed to forget how to do things for ourselves when we get into a relationship? It would explain where I've been going wrong, giving men their own time and space to do with as they wish instead of treating them like employees who only exist to please me...

⁠@@mydogeatspukeuh are you okay? Why are you so mad that women ask men to run errands? Delivery fees are expensive. And Partners are supposed to help each other with everyday tasks. That’s not being a slave. That’s just… what people in relationships do.

Baby do you want to have sex right now?!: Me: Who can say no to Selena Gomez???

Haha bacon egg and cheese is sooo nyc 😂🤣

I think it’s to show that he’s perfectly able to do things when he cares.

​@@annt2136That was a lot to read. I really don't think that sandwich joke was that complicated. Selena's character just pointed out that Mikey's character is good at doing complicated tasks that take plenty of patience and persistence, like DraftKings (which involves a lot of statistics and mathematics) or adult Legos (which can take countless hours), but that he can't (won't, let's be honest) do anything for her without her being there for him. And sure enough, he can't get a simple thing at Sephora, but he can get himself a breakfast sandwich just fine because he wants one and cares about his wants, while he doesn't care about his girlfriend's wants and needs. It's a sketch that makes fun of weaponized incompetence among many long-term partners who seem to become weirdly competent whenever they decide to do something they care about doing. I really don't think the joke was that some people want to eat again after shopping.

@@mbvglider is your name really Karen? Cause I fell like it’s Karen. I find this sketch more hysterical now. I appreciate the writers and creators brilliant! Love you!!!

Why? That's actually a more affordable cream. Crème de la Mer costs $360 for a 2 oz jar.

You should feel that way. 😌

Same - just yesterday at Sephora: bought an eye cream from Biossance line, c.$70 .

Drunk elephant?

@@CC-si3cr cream of the sea? seems like it should just be shipping costs

Ha ha seriously

Especially at 1:17 when the sign is partially obscured to say just “labia”

Haha! We watched the same video!

Shame she forgot how to do anything for herself when they got together.

​@@mydogeatspuke We get it, you're a pick-me with internalized misogyny.

Her acting style requires no acting.

Pretty sure he can fine Steak & potatoes. Maybe your list sucked?

@@davidbeppler3032 maybe. But the boyfriend I replaced him with knows how to find a lot of things he didn't, so I'm pretty sure it was just him. Thanks for checking!

@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Best comeback award 🏆

I sent mine with the packaging the product comes in and told him exactly what the aisle number is. He still called.

@@davidbeppler3032
What kind of potatoes, Davey?

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Your standards must not be very high the guidance counselor sketch was the worst sketch in snl history

she acts like a robot with flu....

@@geezer.d.luffy. the bratz one was worse lol

@@geezer.d.luffy. umm that's more to do with the writing rather than Sel's acting. this person is obviously praising Selena's comedic timing and delivery which despite 2-3 sketches being mediocre, still managed to shine through. but overall this episode was great and had some great writing too

No one aksed

@@dildoswaggins2950 No one asked for your opinion either.

@@dildoswaggins2950 Sorry "aksed"

Nope, he is not 😐

@@Karrek21 Yes he is you knob

Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!

@@ninasalor5808 But did he ever do an errand for his girlfriend?

Shout out to you! A poor Walgreens clerk helped me pick condoms for my son today.

@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 HUH

LOL 😆 me too! I ask for their girlfriend/wife's size and they look at me like I just asked them to calculate the diameter of the sun divided by the radius of the moon.
The number of petite who have to exchange their XXL shirts is so fun. This usually happens right after Mother’s Day, Valentine's Day, and Christmas.

@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 what? lol

@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 You're certainly a good scout. I would make him buy me loads of feminine products in retaliation, whether I needed them or not. 🤣

That's a real show? How old are these kids.

@@augustjsb toddlers 9 being the oldest I think. You have to remember Japan is very different from the USA though before you judge.
The kids never go too far, the entire neighborhood usually looks out for them, the crime rate is different in Japan, and it's apparently a big childhood tradition in Japan to go on an errand all by yourself as a toddler.

@@augustjsb yep, real show and also the children are being trailed by camera crews always who you can see occasionally intervene. Safety definitely prioritized

"netflix's" it's fucking japanese. Just because some suit bought the streaming rights doesn't make it a netflix original.

@@augustjsb the youngest I’ve seen on the show is 2

not really... weaponizing something is an intentional effort

@@royce9018But it is intentional.

How are your six cats doing?

You've been spending to much time on the wrong reddit subs

bottle

@@pashadyne 🙄🙄

@@pashadyne It's not like you can only get pregnant in the day time and besides woman aren't even fertile every day of the month. Not to mention there's a thing called contraceptive.

I'm a female and Sephora scares me

I enjoyed the crying and how the sales lady at Sephora treated him as if he were 5 yrs old.....

That's me as well. I don't want to return home with the wrong item... lol

I'm a woman, but I know almost nothing about makeup. If someone were to send me to get that, I'd go to CVS and buy the first black eyeliner within my grasp.

I used to work at The Sports Authority in Chicago when I was in college and a guy came in and dead seriously asked me where the sporting goods were. I stared at him for a couple of seconds cause I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. He wasn’t. He was actually looking for rollerblade laces. People are freakin weird.

@@gocubsgo2562 I worked at an ice cream parlor. A dude in a really nice Audi rocked up, jumped out, and rushed over to me. I'm standing in front of the glass display of the scoopable ice creams (we also had freezerfuls of pints and half gallons).
Out of breath, he goes "Do you sell ice cream?"
I literally didn't know what to say. Anything I said would have come off as rude or condescending.
I ended up saying, "Yes, we only sell ice cream." While sweeping my arm around me.
He got flustered and literally ran out.
I am still baffled to this day. (Oh, btw, this ice cream place is a local dairy chain widely known in my state.)

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I wanna buy whatever that is

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How about Darkwing Duck-lip liner?

Good band name too lol.

🤣

If he also brought cream cheese, onion soup mix, and sour cream, I'd forgive him, because homemade spinach dip is better than store-bought.

@@canaisyoung3601 lol. He said he was concentrating so hard on the spinach part, he forgot the dip🤣

@@danicleckley5404 Thank God you didn't send him out to get toilet paper.

he def zoned out after hearing spinach.

Sadly true...