Substitute Teacher - SNL
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- 게시일 2017. 02. 17.
- A substitute teacher's (Lin-Manuel Miranda) attempt to connect with his students (Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day, Sasheer Zamata, Pete Davidson, Melissa Villaseñor) through hip-hop fails miserably.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda seems personally offended by the students comments
He used to be an English teacher. Maybe he's having cringy flashbacks?
Anthony Medina Maybe
that's because he's a good actor lmao
He’s Acting. The lines are written. Acting. Thank you.
I can almost hear the joke whooshing over your head. Impressive.
Considering Lin actually was an English teacher at one point, I have to wonder if this is what his class was actually like.
Kaija Schmauss probably
100%
I'd want to be in his class holy shit
Zamiiz Honestly? Same. Lin seems like someone I'd get along with incredibly well.
xD
“Being a substitute teacher is just making sure kids don’t die”
- Daveed Diggs, 2020
Where can I watch the video where he said that
Honestly, pretty much true lmao😂
I came back to check and oh jeez there are 2K likes on this. Wow.
As a substitute teacher i can confirm
💯💯💯💯💯
This gets so much funnier when you realize that Lin actually was a substitute teacher.
Hell, he probably pitched the idea for this sketch himself!
he WHAT
I want him as my substitute teacher tbh..
@@thetreebehindyou9474 lol I would too. I do a great impression of eliza.
I know
“ArE yOU tryInG tO tOUcH a StuDeNT”
“IM TRYING TO TOUCH ALL THESE STUDENTS!”
“...”
“wait”👁👄👁
I laughed so hard😂
Hahaha...killme
Breanna Hoveland WOAH-
It’s almost like that was the joke.
wait...
"We just want a normal math class" 2 minutes later "this is an AP English class..."
Yeah, like...?
👁️👄👁️
Honestly we once had a sub for the entire day and just mushed up the classes, cant blame him
@William Brynn Nah, he was probably just referencing any substitute. Other classes can also have substitutes. Plus he was going to teach hip hop Hamilton and play straight outa Compton which ain't following any curriculum.
I know that confused me a lot
"You're about to open your laptop and perform a rap version of Ham-"
me: "hAMILTON?"
"-let"
me: "oh."
Ngl I thought the exact same thing
WaterLilly Miller also me
A rap version of Hamilton is Hamilton tho lol
We were all hoping for Hamilton
Yay Hamlet!
Damn, every SNL skit that involves a classroom, you KNOW Pete Davidson is gonna be sitting in one of the desks.
I remember when Pete was new my brother hadn't watched SNL in years. He said "I don't know any of these people!" and pointing at Pete "That guy looks twelve years old!"
well i mean, he WAS snl's resident young person
@@lunsj he looks 12 and 60 at the same time
@michaelyuscavage3110 Not anymore ☹️
"You think she can't read? THIS IS AN AP ENGLISH CLASS!"
I died
What does ap stand for? I'm from Scotland so idk
A Whole Lot Of Rachel advanced placement
Heather Morgan or maths? Whut?
@@rachelx04 same
Heather Morgan it’s weird because Mikey said he wanted to have a quiet math class
Yeah, I expected him to say "the greatest rapper is really Alexander Hamilton".
AlwaysGonnaSing Same, I always watched this like 5 times and I still think he's going to say Alexander Hamilton.
No it's... LAFFAYETT
I thought he was gonna say "me" amd then start rapping
JaimeLynne Sachi ANDIMMEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKEEMDROP
AlwaysGonnaSing same
as I've always said, where's there Lin Manual Miranda,
*there's Hamilton fans*
Nah I just love snl
Iida Sarkka you should check out hamilton tho, it’s pretty cool.
...I'm not even mad. It's true.
I love both snl and hamilton but sure! 😂
Shhh don't expose us-
Just realized that Lin Manuel Miranda is giving off a MASSIVE “Ted Mosby in his Architecture101 class” vibe
I think you mean “Econ 305”
OMGGGGG YESSSSS
I FOUND A HIMYM FANNN
YASSSSSSSS!
T R U E
Student: wow you already recorded it...
Teacher: No.
*Dying inside*
Lmao that's hilarious
...as you wine and dine, and im trying not to cry, sorry
Lmao
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
2:05 "I would love just like a quiet math class."
3:25 "... THIS IS AN AP ENGLISH CLASS!"
so SNL, what class is it?
definitely English, that's what the rest of the sketch went with.
It was poorly worded but I think he met he rather have a sub teach a boring math class than the classic sub that tries to be "hip" or "cool". He didn't actually mean he wanted to learn math in that class but he rather that than what the sub was doing. They should've just left that line out completely
The idea is that all of his teachers are trying to be "cool" and reach these urban kids through hip hop. It wasn't a discontinuity from the writers.
it was a joke with a badly put premise.... its actually funny cos the student is completely clueless about what class he's in
Doesn't matter what class it is, the student means that teachers try this shit in all kinds of classes, and he says he'd like something like a "quite math class" instead as an example.
dude's got on a blazer, a hoodie, a plaid button-up, and a t-shirt
This is the comment I was looking for! Haha
No. heat. in. duh duhm. dum daaah BROOKLYN! ✊
The chaotic bisexual college dropout energy he gives off rn is ✨aStRoNoMiCaL✨
Is he a lesbian?
the last 3 comments omg
Leslie is literally every single teacher I’ve had in middle school.
Leslie?
who the FUCK is leslie?????
Pearpain Leslie Jones is the black teacher
@@dodaprettygirlrock oh now I feel like an idiot. Thank you for informing us lovely human.
I read this and was like “Leslie Odom jr?”
okay but why didnt lin get to act in this? he just accidentally wandered onto set when they were filming
What?
E. Battle what?
lol I think I get it
Professor V Can you explain it to the rest of us?
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think he means that this is how Lin actually is and talks
HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS
You reach out and touch them, apparently
Raajur i get this reference
Raajur lmaoooooooo
I misinterpreted the rules
Raajur
You touch them
"Ya stankin little hot pockets!"
*is it sad that this is the kind of insult I would come up with-*
Me too
This is so underappreciated
It's not sad, it's AWESOME
“Your bodies are changing and you’re trying to cover it up with Axe body spray. It’s not working”
That’s the entirety of jr high and highschool. Nothing else happens but the smell
These dudes in my gym class dumped two bottles of axe body spray on this poor kid and he had to go home early because he made the classroom REEK.
@@alexisd6106 Axe is just...it's ok in small quantities, terrible in large.
Our principal actually came to our class and handed out deodorant and loafas and stuff to all the kids. Good times
@@applejuice565 I had to be taught by my sitter that deodorant was a thing at 14 since parents never did. Still don't know how to use loofahs lol, I'm terrible with hygiene. That was both nice and mean of the principal to do that for you all
Hopefully the principal did that to be helpful and kind. Most teens need a lot of direction despite their growing intellect.
"Are you trying to touch a student?!?!"
"IM TRYING TO TOUCH ALL THESE STUDENTS!!!.... Wait..."
"MAN GET OUT OF HERE!!"
"I will get out and I'm taking my class with me... FOLLOW ME YOUNG SCHOLARS TO THE FIELDSSSS, QUESTION EVERYTHING!!"
Eliza Schuyler hello sister
Eliza Schuyler Hi Eliza!
Eliza!
Peggy! Eliza! There you are, I’ve been looking for you everywhere!
@@elizabethschuyler5720 hey Eliza what do you think of husband on this SNL. 😂. Also another thing I think you were a incredible woman, starting a first private orphanage in NYC, and raising funds for the Washington Monument and preserving your husband’s legacy for the next 50 years after his death. You’re my second favorite founding father’s wife after Martha Washington
"are you trying to touch a student!?"
"I'M TRYING TO TOUCH ALL OF THESE STUDENTS"
LMAO
Imme Matt lol sor reference
did NOT
THROUGH HIP HOP
I'm the 900th person to like the comment.
One time our substitute said "i will bend ove backwards for you" and my friend yells PLEASE DONT
Me: *watches this on full volume*
My brother, from across the room: iS tHaT aLeXaNdEr hAmIlToN
LMAO
I would’ve been like, no it’s Usnavi
Valeria Martinez I would have said “no it’s jack from Mary poppins”
and I would’ve said “no it’s Lee Scoresby from his dark materials”
I would've said no it's Dale Sweeze
They hate this kind of teacher,
but deep in hearts, we need a teacher like Lin.
I commend his passion, but it's clearly performative (ha) and egocentric. If the character were a really good teacher, he would stop his shtick as soon as the kids started expressing frustration about how many teachers they've had before, asked them about it, and talked about their situation and what they really need rather than going full Dead Poet's Society on his own. Ironically, that could have forged a real connection.
No we don’t. We need teachers that will give students the benefit of the doubt, who are trained to recognize symptoms of abuse or hardship in and outside of school, who will be sympathetic and validating of mental illness, and who will allow students to be individuals and express themselves safely. There’s nothing wrong with Shakespeare as it is, or Bronte or Vonnegut - we just want to get an education and get out unscathed.
@@gabrielle9412 calm down, my god.
@@gabrielle9412 absolutely not. those are the worst teachers. kids need structure, boundaries and stability. they don't need the pressure or ability to run the school
@@gcosme4 students also need discipline!
“What up fam”
“I’m trying to touch all of these students”
“QuEStION eveRyThInG” What a precious homie
ITS YOUR GIRL WALUIGI “Not Likely”
Julian Games and More
Lmao what?
ITS YOUR GIRL WALUIGI Kenan Said it
He should’ve said: “in the heart..”
XD
"maybe you don't want anyone to know you can't read."
"you think she can't read?? this is an AP English class!"
oddreys ! Thought it was a “quiet math class”
You'd be surprised how many people in my AP English class dont know how to read fluently or spell basic, everyday words
@@KikwiKik Ikr?! Same tho that's my class
Then why did that one dude say "Can't we just have a nice quite math class" then????
For some reason at my high school AP La is a required course. I go to a public school and dumbass kids are required to take it. All the AP La teachers are terrible compared to the normal teachers.
He was so annoyed by these guys and obsessed with connecting with them, that he went away and wrote Hamilton
🤣 That would be next-level.
"You're trying to cover it up with Ax Body Spray." For a high school teacher like myself, that was the funniest line.
I live in a college town and I can't count the number of students I've passed on the street who seem like they bathe in cologne/perfume to cover up the fact that they can't/won't squeeze a shower into their schedule. Gross.
SNL is so good when they bring in people used to live performances. Lin didn’t crack at all XD
this was live!?
@@meliahlindstrom9676 "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night."
Meliah Lindstrom It’s called Saturday night live...
Lolly Grace oh... my bad. 😅 this was actually my first time seeing a SNL.
Meliah Lindstrom it’s completely fine! When I first saw it I thought it was pre recorded too
"It's not workin' you STANKIN' little hot pockets"- Leslie 2k17
this episode came out October 2016
shhhh I saw this in 2017 tho
when I have kids, I'm gonna say this to them.
beebo
Larry's Legs beebo
Class roasting Lin with his rap and teaching skills
Lin: just you wait, just you wait...
When she said "alright alright" all I can think of is Anthony Ramos in Satisfied.
For me it when I hear MR VICE PRESIDENT
@@NicholasSteMarie ALRIGHT ALRIGHT THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOOOUUUT
NOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE MAID OF HONOR
*intense clapping*
ANGELICAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHUYLER
@@shawesomeshclll8112 to the bride! (To the bride) (to the briiide)
@@shawesomeshclll8112 to your union
Ladies:to your union~
Mates:TO THE REVOLUTION
@@shawesomeshclll8112 may you always (always~)
Be satisfied.....
ReWiNd
ReWiNd
*HELPLESS*
"What up fam" I wanna die
Same
Lin Manuel never lets down.
FSG
NJJP,OOO
Eew
M
I spit out my cereal at "IM TRYING TO TOUCH ALL THESE STUDENTS"
Lin:"Let me ask you a question hombre."
Me:Who sits at your desk when you're Massachusetts?
"I would love like a quiet math class."
*few lines later*
"This is an AP english class."
wut
clever something same xD
Lin is an actual genius and I can’t say how much respect I have for him
But I cringed so hard when he said ‘dope beats’
Thats the point lol
Uhh... no shit. That was the point
That's kinda the whole reason he said it..
And when he said
"what up fam" 😑😬
that's the fucking joke lmfao
Why does lin sound like he is rapping just by talking 💀😂
he is really throwing away his, shot. he is really throwing away his, shot.
He's not gonna throw. Away. His. ....Shot
Went to Hollywood. Failed hard.
Went to Broadway. Won big time.
And now he's gonna win on Hollywood too with In The Heights!
Yup!
@Ashi Pennaka and Encanto
' I was out there for over 7 weeks, know how many parts i got? 0. Know how many auditions i went on? OVER 4' 😂😂 dieddd
IKR I died as well
"I'm trying to touch all these students!" I DIED. XDDDD
It's the same vibe of 'Your students have touched me and I have definitely touched them.' from School Of Rock 😂
the moment he turned the chair. SPOT ON. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a simple person
I see Lin Manuel Miranda, I click
Gazellete same
Gazellete true
Gazellete exactly
Yeep
Saaaaaaaame!
lin manuel miranda for president
SarahsSeoulSearch YES
SarahsSeoulSearch YASSSS cuz the actual hamilton could "never be president now"
SarahsSeoulSearch He could be, actually. He's 37, two years older then the needed age. And he was born in Manhattan, so he was born in the US
"Never gon be president now. Never gon be president now."
lol
THE LIP BITING IN THE BEGINNING NOOOOOOOO
Savanna Gliklonin *oh god*
🤣🤣🤣
The greatest rapper of all time is”:
me: *ALEXANDER FRICKEN HAMILTON*
Wtf no the best rapper ever is LargeBaggette
Mr. Girl you right you right
YA BOTH are wrong the best rapper ever is An aristocratic Southern adversary
Why do i keep seeing this comment? What's the joke?
@@jahseh8194 No one tell em'
You had Lin.
You had Lin SNL.
And you did even take advantage of all the Hamilton jokes.
Shame on you.
Rage Ruby no no that is a very wrong assumption this is current lol who said "fam" and "dope" before last year
Rage Ruby that's not true, this came out like 5 months ago
+Rage Ruby no it didn't wtf
i mean...his whole monologue was a hamilton parody. we don't need to overdo it.
FOR SHAME!
I love how he has a jacket over a hoddie over a button shirt over a T-shirt lol
Me: sees Lin Manuel- *immediately clicks on video*
Yanno how many auditions I went to? OVER FOUR.
SlimeDiamond me when I try to go out for Jared Kleinmann but I keep getting kicked out because I’m 14
+techsimmons - Well, nearly 100 other people went ahead and did it for you.
SlimeDiamond Yep we all saw the skit..no need to requote..
Lin's hair is this messy wavy floofy shit and I love it so much.
What about daveed!!!
Maggie Jones
At first I thought it was Josh from Drake and Josh (Because of the hair) Then once I heard Lin’s voice, if I was in that classroom, I would have screamed, “THAT’S LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA RIGHT THERE IN THE FLESH!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍”
Honestly thought it was Fred savage at first.
@@felicityfrench7291 right?
Maggie Jones so is daveeds
OMG he’s Dewy Finn reincarnated
I’m trying to touch all of these students😂😂😂
The writer of this script is a hard core school of rock fan😂
If Lin did that movie that movie would have been so much better
I can't let go of the thought of this being Lin's version of School of Rock!
I thought he was gnna say he was the greatest rapper, then would just start spitting bars
The boy said he wanted a quiet math class but then they said it was an ap English class. Also, I came for Lin.
That's what I thought.
I don’t see a problem with that?
Swati de-das oh good point
Same! I was like...... wait this not math? *Reminded me of that vine*
Me too
"You think she can't read? This is an AP English class"😂😂😂
NOBODY:
NOT A SINGLE HAMILFAN:
YAY HAMLET!!!
*drives away*
Is it just me who thought when she said "alright alright" said that's what I'm talking about
Now, everyone give it up for the maid of honor, Angelica Schuyler!
@@sparkpotter a toast to the groom (to the groom, to the groom)
@@tillybrown2737 let's rephrase that
"A toast to the groom".. (to-the-groom, to-the-groom, Male and female voice harmony: to-the-groom )
"To the bride".. (TO THE BRIDE!, Male: to-the Bri i i i female: i i i ide)
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar from your sister angelicaaaaaa
Whose always by your siiiide
@@Sarah-ss6fr to your union, and the hope that you provide! May you allllways be satisfied!
Lin: The actual best rapper is
Student: Shakespeare?
Lin: Ummm...no, it's Alexander Hamilton
Lin: I went out to Broadway, tried the whole acting thing
Student: And you failed hard?
Lin: No I made it big suckers
IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS-
Yes I love
@@TheArtGooseH MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOOD STAINS
I'm dead
XD XD XD
Student: What did you do> Write a sad story about someone famous?
Lin: Yes! AND IT CHANGED THE WORLD
That one annoying kid: How come I have never heard it?
Lin: SHUT IT!!
I’m a teacher and I have such bad second-hand embarrassment 😂
Milfuelle100 same I sub and couldn’t take it.
3:47 I swear I could hear Hamilton just then
Honestly, the best thing about this is how the teacher apparently has 50 contingency plans for this lesson. That IS admirable.
Also, I don't know what school the SNL writers staff went to, but from my general experience actually having a teacher that tries that hard is a rarity.
I didnt have a lot of teachers like this but any time i did it was annoying you could just feel how cool they thought they were for trying to be "different". Esp when youre like this to high schoolers who are way too jaded by then lol. You can get away with it in middle school
lin and snl: two of my favorite things
Mackenzie Frecloud the "l" stands for Lin
You mean Dale Sweezy
lololol
What does Lin stand for?
Yahya Khan the substitute was Lin-Manuel Miranda
3:29 "This is an AP English Class"
2:08 "I would love, like, just a quiet math class"
Wait, is this English or Math? I am so confused
Edit: Thank you to Nightstorm for pointing out to me in the replies that there's a globe on his desk. THIS COULD BE A GEOGRAPHY CLASS! Congratulations Night, you're a genius. I genuinely applaud you.
It's English, but he'd rather have math - fairly straightforward.
@@DrZaius3141 OR they just fucked up...
This type of teacher usually gravitates towards English class. Math teachers tend to be the least backwards-chair, Mr.-is-my-dad's-name.
Benjamin Rensin THATS WHAT I SAID
DrZaius3141 it’s really not. They didn’t make it in a way where the audience would understand. It just sounded like a contradiction.
I can't imagine a classroom being this small.
Most of mine are
My art class is a lot smaller than this
The class size or the classrooms size bc both are substantial
I have classes with just 4 students
Lin is the only one in the sketch who didn’t have to look at his cue cards. He maintains eye contact with the other actors. He knew his lines cold. Everyone else is peeking at their cards. That’s what they call being a professional.
They should've let him freestyle rap. C'mon, guys, you had LIN. _Lin-Manuel Miranda._ And a sketch about connecting _hip hop and rap_ to _history._ And you didn't take advantage of that? Are you actually kidding me?
quinintheclouds It woulda been too easy.
That's the joke.
DUDE THATS THE FUCKING JOKE 🤦♂️ smh
Put the words between underscores. _Like_ _that_. I mean, _like_ _that_. Like _that_. _That_. *Sigh*
they threw away their shot
"Its actually-"
"dAVEED DIGGS!"
am I a wig??
1) I actually screamed that out loud
2) Nice username 👍🏽
lAFAYETTE-
sea pearl *WATCH ME ENGAGING IM ESCAPING IM ENRAGING IM OUT*
LAFAYETTE!
Daveed and Rafael.
How come when she said "alright alright" my head immediately started playing satisfied??? What has hamilton done to me😂
"I'm quiet because I'm stunned & embarrassed for you!" LOL
I saw Lin and I immediately clicked.
Eliza Hamilton SAME
aw, love for your husband
Eliza Hamilton Same tbh lol
Eliza Hamilton ditto
Eliza Hamilton Same
"Are you trying to touch a student” “IM TRYING TO TOUCH ALL OF THESE STUDENTS!”
"Oh wait-"
That joke was stolen from School of Rock
Thats from school of rock lol
It’s like yes Lin!
*When Alexander Hamilton is your substitute teacher*
you know how many parts I got? Zero
you know how many auditions I went on? Over FOUR
😂
We're talking about Shakespeare in English class so our teacher showed us this video!😂
Nicholas Wetzel 😂
Nicholas Wetzel god I hate Shakespeare.
Nicholas Wetzel jj
but... it's the weekend
how did your teacher show you this
Joshua Ocampo during class last week.
I will gladly have him as my sub
Facts
😏
Niff same
Especially for history
Niff yea
You can really tell that Lin is a Broadway actor based on how he moves lol, every movement and every line is delivered like an over the top Shakespeare play
Leslie: says hot pocket
Me: hehehehehe
Leslie: yells hot pocket
Me: HeHeHEeeEHhHee
Leslie: yells at group of teenagers calling them hot pockets
Me: AaaHhehehehehehehehehHHhHhEeEeHHhEeeHhHEee
never gon' be principal now
What up sis
#sameusername!!!!!!!
(never gon be principal now)
Eliza Schulyer omg. Hello clone 😂
Elizabeth Schuyler XD
when he was like "you know who the best rapper is?" I thought he was going to say Hamilton
Allie The Author I thought he was gonna say himself ngl XD
I thought he was gonna say Lafayette!
Allie The Author i know right?
IKR
“It’s actually- Shakespeare.”
*God, I Hate Shakespeare from Something Rotten plays in the background*
same, lmfaoooo
As a substitute teacher, I can say that this class is actually pretty well behaved lol
Lin would be the greatest hip hop teacher for real.....
"I'M TRYING TO TOUCH ALL OF THESE STUDENTS!"
I dunno why I laughed so hard at the "to be or not to be, that is the question" as Lin frantically tried to turn off the computer
0:55 I remember this moment, this is when the class knew they were gonna tear that teacher apart
Can we just talk about how he's wear a shirt and a flannel and a sweatshirt *and* a jacket. Um excuse me
CeruleanSparrow It’s the Sam Winchester look
It’s called being Nick Robinson in Love, Simon
the hobo/drifter trend.
Right? Where is his fucking vest?
Uhh he's clearly being inspired by Jake Peralta
“It’s actually Shakesphere.”
YOU MEAN HAMILTON?!?!
・ғαяяүη ・ u mean LAFAYETTE
You mean Daveed Diggs
Bet all those kids feel bad now that Mr. Sweeze- sorry, DALE- is an award winning actor and lyricist and director.
"I'm trying to touch all these students!"
I'm dying 😂😂
Kenan Thompson kills me every time. "NOT. LIKELY."
Ohh so that's why it came in my recommended when I was listening to Hamilton
Siri Dronavalli same
Siri Dronavalli yeah me too.😂
Same
YASSSSS
Siri Dronavalli same
Still probably one of my fav sketches.
Lin Manuel is so good in this ♥🙌
Let’s be honest he’s great in everything
YASSSSSS LINAMON ROLL YOU GO LINAMON ROLL
Chicken Permission LINNAMON*
You shoulda heard my scream when Lin walked in
1:32 WOW! very sad
I am so gonna make an animatic of this with Alexander Hamilton.
Just you wait, just you wait..
Please tell me if you do
ArtsyBanana SO SO-
I saw you saying you'd make Adam's administration's cut version
ArtsyBanana
AGAIN WITH THA PUNS
I'm not satisfied
I wanna see this 😂😂😂
"IM TRYING TO TOUCH ALL THESE KIDS! ... wait..."
Blank Buddy law and order *special victims unit*