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- 게시일 2024. 04. 15.
- We read and re-enacted Courtney’s Christmas middle school Christmas adventures- straight from her diary entries.
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Courtney: anyone wanna be courtney?
Shayne: *intense breathing*
"MY FREAKIN' TIME HAS COME!"
COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLER!!!
In me
perfect choice, i know this is young courtney freakin miller. Lol
Shayne: *hears Courtney ask who wants to be the lead role*
Courtney: Why do I hear boss music?
Shane as middle school Courtney is my favorite theater show
Same🤣
I’m sorry but… **Shayne*
1000 like
Courtney Freaking Miller, and middle school courtney too. Why does Shayne have this hidden talent, of being Courtney?
Shayne as middle school Courtney is my favorite pizza place.
Courtney's diary should be made into an audio book and Shayne must be the one to read it.
Piero Bazan I didn’t know I needed this, but now I do😂
Or Damien
😂😂OMG YESSS!!🤣🤣
Shayne as Courtney and Noah as Johnny
Yes please! Lol
Courtney telling God he owes her is an absolutely legendary moment.
"10 moments that changed history and we didn't know it at the time (#4 will shock you!)"
No that's stupid as hell
Kakyoin Noriyaki clearly you don’t have a sense of humour also you would sound smarter if you didn’t spew out swear words, just some friendly advice although I don’t expect you’ll take it very well
*10 years later*
@@kakyoinnoriyaki4774 comedy is subjective so kindly fuck off
Nobody:
Courtney: I’M GoiNG MoRMan
Bruh
2 comments, 1.5k likes.
dude that killed me ...especially because I just got back from church
I DIED at that part lmaoo
@@alliedevries9426 lol I died
Nobody:
Courtney: God I’ve come to bargain
@@Fanthomas1742 she won the bargain then ig
Dorammamu
Thank you for this comment. Now I want to watch doctor strange
“GOD YOU OWE ME”
“YOU. ARE. FLAT”
“IM GOING MORMAN”
Yeah I’m definitely watching this when I’m depressed
And the Oscar goes to: Shayne Topp for his role as Courtney Miller in “We Read Courtney’s Middle School Diary (The Christmas Special)”
Played by some British guy
Ultra Nero lol
Courtney making a compromise with god is a whole ass mood
We’ve all been there 😂😭
Gives me “God, its me, Margret” vibes
For serious tho
God*
@@serinamikaylavlogs are you calling courtney god bc that, too, is a whole ass mood
Nobody:
Courtney 12 years ago: *I’M GOING ALL MORMON THIS YEAR!!*
THANK YOU, AT LEAST SOMEONE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL IT RIGHT
'Is he mostly s3xual?!" *Shayne completely confused* "I'm like, mostly emotional" *Shanye, intense moment of realization"
maybe i’m just slow but what did that even mean???
@@elliottelf1634 i'm with you, what was she even talking about
She was wondering if the guy only wanted to become an item w/ Courtney - primarily/mostly for sex, instead of a mature emotional relationship
If only they could invite "Johnny" and make the most awkward episode ever
No Game No Life I wish they could
Omg yes!
No Game No Life yes pls
Ikr
More akward than « I cheated on u » episode, cause honestly, i’m still cringing bout it even today
take a shot for every time keith said “courtney...” disappointedly
caitlin alcohol poisoning?
Elizabeth Smith 100%
caitlin
I counted 4 or 5 times
Unless you’re under age, then do shots of milk.
I assume you couldn't walk afterwards?
Shayne represents every person in choir or theatre getting a part or solo.
Sunny D so true XD
This is vibe. Yes
Literally.
Don’t forget band though at my school band kids get in legit fights over solos
IKR
Courtney is so brave for letting them read her diary entries
She DEGAF uk
As an actual Mormon, Courtney saying she's "all Mormon this year" is indescribably funny to me.
What’s Mormon
SAME HAHAHA
Why are you a Mormon lol
Oh same
@@sweatyman1234 It's a christian-based cult with tenets of colonialism, polygamy, and pedophilia/child-brides.
Watching Shayne play young Courtney literally feels like the origin of Courtney Freaking Miller.
Courtney Freaking Miller is more logically coherent than young Courtney sometimes.
true
😂😂soooo true!!🤣🤣
i always figured Courtney Freaking Miller was courtney twin that escaped from the womb and was raised by sasquatch
Courtney Freaking Miller would absolutely make deals with God
“It’s okay, I stole her boyfriend sophomore year” okay court, go off
Im suprised that im the first commenter along 1.2k likers
@@asimo8146 im the second 1.3k
@@flip.2 i'm the third 1.4K
I'm the fourth 1.5K
Kenny Capinig im the fifth 1.6k
Next try not to laugh:
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Shayne: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO MORMAN!!!!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Seeing this comment now made me realise how good of a bit it would be to mention courtneys diary during tntl
What number try not to laugh video ?
The squad when anything surprising happens in this video:
Noah: Pure surprise and joy.
Olivia: *puts hand over mouth*
Shane: HaHaHa!!
Keith: Courtney?!?!
Keith's "Courtney?!?"s were the best thing in the video 🤣🤣
NOAH JUST OPENS HIS MOUTH BRO
You owe me.
Thank you for letting these videos happen, some of the funniest videos on Smosh not even gonna lie!
Thanks for letting us torture you! I’m just as cringe now don’t worry, you’re not alone!
MVP! MVP! MVP!!!!
*nO MOrE bOyS!!*
you’re brave :) good on you i always enjoy watching
I think Shane's true calling is to just act out the diary's of various teenagers.
nothing more and nothing less
Only teenage girls
He can act out my diary..
Yup
There's a show in the Bay Area periodically (not since Covid) that does that! Comedians and celebrities read embarrassing diary submissions from the audience. He would be so funny! It's called Get Mortified
“YOU. ARE. FLAT.”
I FELT THAT LMAO
@@shiraschwarts5277 The impact hits even more with Noah looking into the camera when he says it too 😂
It breaks my heart when I hear that girls had to go through bullshit like this. They only care because the shittiest of boys care. Of course, the percentage of "shitty boys" is a lot higher under grade 12. Haha.
@@distantignition And yet a lot of women care about size...goes both ways
@@AscendedXSaiyan those are pretty different considering one has an impact on how the sex do. However, the average cervix is only 4 inches inside the vaginal canal so it shouldn't matter as much as it does.
Shane is SUCH a big brother, looking so uncomfortable for Courtney's sake, then hamming up the stories. He kept looking at her, checking to see how she was doing. So sweet!
I’m convinced that Olivia has never changed out of those clothes
I'm convinced she keeps it at the studio, wears whatever she wants to shoots, then throws on the tracksuit over everything.
Legend Slayer facts
Thank gawd someone else noticed ... I dont know why, but it's been driving me nuts, reminds me of what my mum would dress me in, early 90s
It’s been pissing me off, she looks like an Oliver Tree knock off 😂💀
It’s a sick tracksuit, I’d be doing the same lmao
13 year old Courtney telling God He owes her is a whole mood.
I wish I could like but the number is at 666
@@allisonstephens8489 how ironic
When Olivia says that someone's weird, their really weird.
they're
The amount of times Olivia said, "You're weird!"
@@phr0g248 you're*
They’re*
ERIIIII
6:21 their respective reactions after shayne "my parents & my family" literally sends me out of orbit 😭
"And you wear a cupped bra when you really don't need one"
~Literally the best middle school roast I've ever heard
1 Popcorn
That’s pretty tame compared to how my middle school was.😂
Best comeback : You were hALf RiGHt
Shayne is me whenever the cast list gets posted at school and I’m in ensemble.
M8, same 😂
BIG mood 😂😂
Jai Tyrrell same
Same
Jai Tyrrell same
I fell like it s time for Courtney's middle school diary: Quarantine edition lol
We definitely need this!
yesss 100%
9:10 “Be hot”
Me: Well Courtney you have definitely accomplished that goal. Hands down
last time i was this early courtney was still in middle school
@@danieldeleon8111 what
This is a great commentv
And Johnny wasn't completely hated yet
Daniel De Leon WTH are you saying in Lukas comment or whatever his name is you said the same thing but instead you wrote this person what is wrong with you???
Please don’t heart these types of comments.
Damn. Courtney's life sounds more dramatic when Shane is reading her diary.
Alika Bernisto YEAH! Seriously! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
Hahhaahha 😂
Ikr
You don’t say? Lol
Right!!!🤣🤣🤣
I know this is old af but I think we need more of courtney's diary. Pure comedic gold
“You are flat?!” Omg I shot water out my nose
Courtney’s diary is like a real version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Or Dork Dairies 😂
Watergirl Blue Courtney is Nikki and brittney is makenzi
@@Mezzy.. ya it's actually like dork diaries
If Greg wasn't a sociopath
@@senseispud2197 Developmentally, middle schoolers are kind of like that. They grow out of it though.
Courtney’s diaries are what every Hallmark Christmas movie wishes it was
Oh please, Courtney’s diary entries make the Hallmark movies look good
brb247ful yea
Noah acting as Brittney litterly sounds like a gremlin and I love it. 15:20
Best quote: "YOU. ARE .FLAT!"😂
6:24 was like the 5 stages of grief all in one Keith: Denial Olivia: Anger, Bargaining, Depression Noah: Acceptance
😂😂😂
All those dislikes are Britney in different accounts
And Johnny
What dislikes?
@@biznizguy1618 dislikes were taken away on yt unless you do something to them(i do not remember) but im sure there was some this person was talking about when yt still showed them
@@lol-lb5pm r/wooshed
@@biznizguy1618 sorry idk how i was supposed to get that was a joke because people ask that genuinely all the time
Nobody:
Olivia: Doesn’t change it of the purple tracksuit
I'm hoping she'll never do
Maybe she keeps it their for shoots 🤔 ?
This doesn't even make sense with this format...
Honestly every single video she wears it
EVERY SINGLE VIDEO
“It’s okay I stole her boyfriend sophomore year” get it gurl 😂
For all the obviously unbearable cringe, and the apocalyptically awkward middle-school Courtney, the phrase "I was getting really into Xbox Live... mostly because I was excited about talking to strangers" actually gives me this warm and slightly sad feeling in my heart. Like, young Courtney just wanted to connect, you know? I mean, she was (is) weird af, but in a wonderful sort of way.
Be hot and DEGAF is now my 2020 New Year’s Resolution
@@certifiedbootygoon6469 so I guess you gonna learn how to DEGAF now?
Degaf coffee
You're halfway there
Well... You're a moron
No one:
Courtney:IM GOING MORMAN THIS YEARRRRR
69th likee
I love Olivia’s reactions so much. She’s the perfect best friend: will listen to your overly dramatic, pathetic woes and act like it’s real CW shit.
Shayne is such a good actor I can’t breath
Shakespeare WISHES he could amount to this drama
Everyone: *laughs*
Courtney: *relives tramatic experience*
*traumatic.
I want "I'm Going Mormon" on a T-shirt
In my head canon, these aren't Courtney's actual diaries, she just wrote them all up for the show, and it's all brilliant.
“YOU. ARE. FLAT.” is going to haunt me in my nightmares
Can we have Shane write a teen courtney "freakin" Miller diary
everett shaw “Dear diary, today I sparred with Chuck Norris. AND I WON”
It’s just a story of him going through prison
I didnt know I wanted this but holy shit yes, that would be sooo good
No
We neeeeed
Petition to add a dedicated Shayne cam during the reads!
He seems to be having, hands down, the most fun ever!
The “You should have gotten it.” Is every lead best friend’s line.
Nobody:
Courtney's Anxiety: *It's my time to shine*
Eep
riSE aNd sHinE
“One side is growing and one side isn’t...”
Actually me tho at the moment
Me too lol
didnt know that could actually happen O_O
Fun Fact: Shane was actually in a episode of Sam & Cat and he played a magician that got beat up by Sam.
looking to enter a nickelodeon spin off ehh? blows pan flute.
okaminokuro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mo what episode?
Afghan
WHAT EPISODE???
This series NEEDS to come back
The Courtney Diaries - a Hallmark Christmas Special: Middle Skool Sux “Again!” 2 (The Second One); Electric Boogaloo? Brittany’s WRATH
YESSS!!!
Chicken Doodle Soup are army BTS
Coming to theatres near you
by Fallout Boy
lina kherfan Ft. Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello
Courtney: mostly because I was so excited to talk to strangers
Olivia (who was best friends with a janitor): WEIRD
i swear courtney wrote those dairies so that someday someone like shayne would read them
It’s almost been a year since this came out.
I now want another sequel, if only to see Tommy, Kimmy, and Jackie perform middle school Courtney.
I want Shayne to read one of these as Courtney Freakin’ Miller
Oh, that would be hilarious..
OMG that would be amazing!
He should’ve been Brittany as Courtney freakin Miller, while also being Courtney.
TheOfficalNateDog I was thinking that I would love it
16:30
The Diary Play is BACCCKKK!!!!
And also we need more of this!!
Agreed
Better yet, we need merch😂
Petition for gus johnson to read one of these.
YES
Dear Smosh,
DO IT!!!
Yes
Also Sven. Also, Damien
I just binge watched the other Courtney diary readings. This is the best one, I was crying with laughter. But for realz Courtney, they are so relatable, it's unreal. I'll never forget being 14 and having a major crush on a girl at school and writing "she loves me" in my diary in huge capital letters, and then a few days later, I found out she said she would date me just to get me off her back, and I wrote "my life is meaningless," in my diary 😂
Courtney and Johnny were that couple that went on dates at the peanut free table
My comment got hearted!!
That was literally so funny I -
Wow I never thought I would see a comment like that.
Courtney: OH GOD WHY US
Courtney 2 minutes later: Dormamu, I’ve come to bargain.
Lol
Dr.Strangeeeeeeeeee?????
I would give 3 of my limbs for shayne to read my middle school diary
5:34 Noah’s face of pure amazement made me die laughing.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact, that without Courtney’s Diary, we wouldn’t have this *Mwah* *QuALiTy ConTenT* 👌👌👌
Praise her writing abilities!!!! Because omg could you imagine a life without Johnny getting wrecked
Nobody:
Noah at 19:05: “you were more like a valley, no?” *gestures a valley*
Thought nobody was gonna notice that lmao
The way shayne plays a high school hot shot actor so well really shows his talent
Courtney has so many boyfriends but is still single sad
I think shayne and courtney were dating at this time is so amazing
When Shane said “I’m all morman this year”
I’m just like is this jojo
But IT WAS ME DIO
You thought this was delivery...
*But it was I Kono Diogiorno Da!!!*
Lamb Sâüç3 Buon Digiorno
Is nobody going to talk about how beautiful Noah’s nails are
Erika Feagins YES I WAS LOOKING THEYRE SO CUTE
Yess
Ikkkkk
13:29 You Were Supposed To Go Mormon!!!! Ahhahahahah
11:42 the face changes from shayne
Whenever they do these videos about Courtney's diaries, Shayne's delivery is always the best out of all of them.
WHERE'S DAMIEN, HE'S AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THE JOHNNY CHRONICLES
I bet this was when he was in Japan!
*johnny
chill they were recording this while he was visiting Japan
@@fatsgaming7348 ta, fixed it
Shayne acting: That’s it no more boys (for the 3rd time)
Me: Hey, are you guys noticing a pattern
Omg, When it was Shayne’s turn Noah was like into it, I was laughing so hard cuz his face was just hilarious 😂😂
His face was like this: 😦😯😶
"YoU aRe FlAt."
Me: *clutches nonexistent chest*
Noah’s hidden comment about Courtney’s chest being “like a valley” makes me wish even more that he was in more videos with these goons
Ikr, only rewatching this for billionth time I noticed his nailssss! He’s underrated
I love Olivia's look at the camera at 16:02 😂
16:30 (in the past)the moment when Courtney frickin Miller was born because she was broken later on in the speech about being why me
"I was confused as to who tf Joe was"
Me: *JOE MAMA*
There it is 😊
Shayne: *fake cries*
CallMeCarson: _You DARE challenge me mortal?_
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Or
Shayne: *fake cries*
Laura Lee: Let me show you how it's done
( A lot of face touching, no tears, saying "I just can't...", etc on repeat and blaming other things or people)
6:20 is my favorite part of the whole video! The split screen was the only choice to properly showcase their natural reactions
11:20 Keith just chillin.
I honestly want a whole channel devoted to Courtney's diaries
Literally a minor inconvenience happens
Middle School Courtney: *why are we still here...is it just to suffer?*
17:46 YOU OWE ME 👺
As someone who's grown up Mormon, that graphic with the pink glitter and the like xylophone sound effect is exactly how it feels to be like "I'm going to follow the doctrine better", ESPECIALLY as a kid. Good grief that is the funniest thing I've seen in months
No one:
Shayne: “ it’s who you pick based of talent
Don’t forget who has the best agent
Loving that Courtney claps before everyone at the end of each scene cuz she’s just glad it’s over 😂
David Quituisaca also the rest of them don’t know that it’s over
Courtney's Diaries needs to be a whole segment on it's own
Shayne and Noah looked like they were having the time of their lives. Olivia's face said "I'm so embarrassed for you right now". And poor Keith looked like he thought Courtney needed emotional support throughout. I'm sure these are embarrassing for Courtney, but they are wonderful.