EVERY HOOKUP EVER
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- 게시일 2019. 08. 18.
- From awkward one-night stands to the inevitable walk of shame, EVERY HOOKUP EVER always looks a little something like this…
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Tatiana Aarons
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Marcella Gersh
DP: Mitch Anderson
DP: Nick Giomuso
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Nick Goto
1st AC: Shelby Conzelman
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Steven Cirocco
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Buyer: Natalia Brito
Props/Stage Coord: Yasmeen Mughal
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Sarah Garrettson
Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Makeup: Brooke Darwin
Makeup: Athena Lawton
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Gaffer: Joseph Putruzzello
Key Grip: Trent Turner
Key Grip: Benjamin Perez
PA: Jacqi Jones
PA: Lucas Lefkowitz
Art PA: Jennifer Carolina Pedroza
Art PA: Natalia Brito
Editor: Mike Small
GFX: Brittany Metz
Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
It/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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And Shayne Topp portraying both himself and his own Shaynis.
Im commenting so you can see how much likes you got
EStramel09 *shaynis* I CANNOT
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Shaynis! 😂😂😂
soo uh.. just the topp?
LOLLL
"I'm always prepared for one night stands. I bring my own bed everywhere."
Ahhhh Maricraft.
Fries what episode of maricraft
Suga 😂
I wanted to put this but hey you beat me to it
@@luiscervantes4187 The latest miniseries maricraft that was on Smosh Summer games Apocalypse
ive never tried it in the neather though
Girl: ''What is wrong with you?''
Shane: **Looks in distance** ''Alot''
a lot*
joe 4:40-5:11.
Daughter. Daddy how are babies made
Me. Ask shane he’ll have a great explanation
joe - I can weirdly relate to that line
*A lot
Lmao I'm the thousandth like
“Sorry, my cat fell asleep on my bed. We can’t hookup tonight” they should have had Damien day that 100%
Bruh saw this as soon as it popped up
Bullet club 4 lyfe
This doesn’t make any sense
Therapist: Don’t worry, Shayne Topp with a bald cap can’t hurt you.
Shayne Topp with a bald cap: 2:17
n o
Could've been Damien with a bald cap.
@@sairuhbby That's so weird. Shaynes personified pp isn't himself but Damien
*in a bald cap*
Dad Nos yea, this killed me on the spot
I guess you can say he’s got nothing on Topp
I don't think Smosh realised what they have done. They have given the Koah shippers amo 😂
Lol I haven't heard of this until now and I'm loving it
Are u like 12 or what
No they gave us gays representation and we’d appreciate it if you weirdos didn’t fetishize gay relationships
Honestly the Noah/Keith scene is one if th most wholesome clips I've ever seen in the internet.
same! it was wonderful
I think Noah and Keith just broke every single fanfic writer with their cuteness!
But watching Courtney and Ian was uncomfortably like watching a father and daughter flirt! 😂
It was weird
“like watching a father and daughter flirt”
Makes it even better
How would you know what a father and daughter flirting looks like? Plot twist 😂
@@a.b4714 :0
@Aditi Anand the way they looked at each other was weird along with the fact Ian looked 10+ years older than Courtney
I would have been totally fine if the final clip showed Ian waking up with Courtney Freakin Miller next to him.
Cohen McCain yes please
Oh my god, i need this in my life
Incest
Rhonald Neitzel um they’re not related
Omg such a missed opportunity!!!
The Koah scene was soooo wholesome I loved it so much, and I legit almost died during the bloopers
Smallie Biggs fan fic...noah has a girl friend
They're best friends
😂
Daisy Lee i hope the docters help i
What was the punchline? I couldn't understand what he said at the end. Was it "I'll go tell the cats"?
Did we just watch the progression of Noah and Keith’s marriage
Jane it was so cute that bit. However I wish they did something maybe including courtivia
"Why do you care what he thinks-"
"FOR THE CLOUT"
Idk who the new girl is, but her few scenes had me rolling.
Sinclaire M that’s Kimmy, she’s dope
@@awhellyeah12 WAIT, THATS KIMMY???
no its not
@@awhellyeah12 i had to rewatch just make sure but that's not kimmy lol unless my eyes don't work anymore
Right..."This whole seat is wet" I was dying
It says who that cast is in the description of every video
4:16 Alissa and I ended up hooking up, and we totally
*R E A D T H E B I B L E*
F I L E D O U R T A X E S
ImpulsiveBeetle A N D T H E N W E R E A D T H E B I B L E
G R A D U A T E D F R O M T H E U N I V E R S I T Y O F P H E O N I X
ThatKidBoi A N D T H E N W E R E A D T H E B I B L E
@@bagopurritoes3959 and then we P L A Y E D M I N E C R A F T
I almost fainted from laughing so hard when i saw Shayne with the bald cap .
Literally how my parents got engaged:
"Hey, wanna get married"
"Yeah"
Same with mine!
That is exactly how my parents got married.
Sad part is, I was sitting next to them.
Same here tbh
Sameee
*Should we get married?*
Yeah, probably!
*Cool I'll go tell the cats!*
Honestly, me in a relationship.
Tundra Flower that’ll be Damien some day
That’s how I imagine Tan France and his husband got enggaed
That whole thing is the plot of a bl comic
Yeah like, “bring me some juice on the way back!” **Morning sigh** also me 😂
So that's where Noah and Keith have been the past couple months
The condom bit was one of the best things Smosh has ever put out.
I agree. I would like it but I wont take this away from you but i agree tho.
2:38
Hah
I thought it said "pull out" not "put out"
@@ttvbrighteye7533 please dont tell me youre one of those critic assholes who cant shut their mouth about oLd SMoSh
WE HAVENT BEEN TO THE BEACH, I HAVE SEEN ANY CRABS,
THAT SCENE KILLED ME
U should do:
*Every Third Wheel Ever*
Ps. I'm such a massive fan I love what you guys do so much
I thought Olivia died during the smosh summer games apocalypse.
Uhhh... time travel!!
She did
What nobody knew at the time, however, was that she was part phoenix.
same lol
@@TekkamanSeraphim valid point
Lmfao Noah and Keith "sleeping over" looked like 2 sims about to woohoo under the covers
I thought the same!
“I love you buddy.”
“I love you too, dad!”
...what
"cat fell asleep on my bed, we cant hookup tonight" completely valid, best reason
Keith:Should we get married?
Noah:Yea probably
Keith:Cool,I’ll go tell the cats!
The cats must know all
I'm the 100
I have 11 and they follow you into the restroom. So, yeah cats know all.
Lily Pad I WANT THEM TO ACTUALLY DATE SO BAD
Lily Pad ikr I even told my cat
cats know before family
When shayne went into that condom I just lost all sense in life
Melvin Lee I just started dying in laughter 😂
No condoms..
Ian: so just butt stuff then?
😂😂😂
I just realized the backdrop for the first scene was also in Girls Are Gross
Ikr
i noticed that
No wonder why it looks so familiar
Every School play Ever
Every Hangover Ever
Every Zoo Ever
Every Hug Ever
Every LARP Ever
Every Baseball Ever
Every Easter Ever
Every Snow Day Ever
good idea
Okay with every hug ever:,
Awkward
Awkward group hug.
Every hug ever.
Sorry for my sarcastic jokrs
Every school play!
Every Crippling anxiety Ever
That first “condom box” was actually a box of granola bars
Kind bars to be specific
Yep.
Antonio Roca yes. I completely agree.
"i'm glad you came... over" GOLD
1. Shane scene talking to his junk should be on all Smosh facebook ads now
2. Keith/Noah scene...very accurate thats like 1 of 3 usual gay hook up scenarios lol
The skit with Keith and Noah was so wholesome lmao
Grossome I would say
@@fedorin1234 *badum-tisss*
Barf
I guess
Wholesome is when a man and a woman get together. Wrong is when two men get together
So all this time my sleep paralysis demon has been Shayne in a bald cap putting on a condom...
J.A.C wtf
"should we get married?"
"probably."
"okay."
"okay i'll go tell the cats"
6:22 what a shame she left her necklace
Ian in one video: I cant even look at my sisters(Courtney's) butt
This video: let's pretend that we hookup
Bob Ensinger Ian and Courtney are siblings?
No they are like siblings, they're just so close that it would be weird for them
No but ian has said before that he thinks of her as a sister
Yeah what he said.
He thinks of her as a sister (in-law)
ian on try not to laugh gaunlet: I can't see my sister's butt.
In this video: * Courtney and Ian's characters hook up *
s͓̽a͓̽d͓̽ g͓̽i͓̽r͓̽l͓̽ h͓̽o͓̽u͓̽r͓̽s͓̽ that's definitely why Ian hid his face after saying butt stuff to Courtney 😂😂
That’s all I could think. XD
*i loved that Noah and Keith skit so much* 😂❤️
5:59 “I’ll go tell the cats” I’d the gayest thing ever and I love it
Instead of "Its a Value Pack"
It shouldve been "Its an Anti-Family Pack"
@@Dboy4200 yes it does
@@Dboy4200 okay wait how old are you because it makes total sense cuz wearing a condom prevents you from let me say impregnating a girl there for not creating a family so that big condom box is an anti family box
@@Dboy4200 it's a play on the words "family pack"
@@Dboy4200 "Ur stupid this makes no sense" was you original comment you wanna try again there pal or do you wanna stop being a douche and go on with your life.
Army 140IQ Namjoon
Ian: I can’t look at my Sisters butt
Also Ian: OLOROYOYKHKKCKSKSIEITFJGK
Maela Soo when
Yash Dadwal in the first try not to laugh gauntlet *i can’t spell it*😂
Omg! You should do every fan fiction ever!
noah and keith’s skit was literally one of the healthiest relationships I have seen
okay that koah scene reminds me of dan and phil so much idk why
@NoochTV Yeah they are. Watch both of their coming out videos. They didn't say it outright but heavily hinted at it.
@Naomi S Uhh I think they maybe meant that Keith and Noah weren’t dating..
I don't think we know for certain if they're dating now - if I remember rightly, Dan said that the way he wanted people to view their relationship was for them to prioritise the fact that he and Phil are best friends...
No one:
Literally no alien:
No living creature in the universe:
Ian: iM pReGnAnaT
XD YEP
Hahaha
LMAO
It's you again?
@@KungFu74 His Eye the other ine is y
I love shayne's little description of hook up, i really related to the way he explained it being a person who loves to explain things
EVERY ROCK BAND EVER
EVERY CAT OWNER EVER
EVERY OLDER SISTER EVER
EVERY HIPSTER EVER
EVERY BEST FRIEND EVER
They already did "every hipster ever"
can we appreciate how bomb Olivia looks at 0:03 like damn red is her color
Lets be honest every damn color is her color
Prettt sure thats pink
Endzi124 why
@@cherrycokedoesntfeelgood8562 because it looks like pink not red
Dude colours don't matter shit she's a bomb under any circumstance in any condition and from any point of view.
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE KOAH FOOTAGE WE’VE BEEN NEEDING ALL ALONG.
I lost it at Newman’s own salad dressing 😂
The Keith and Noah one was pretty wholesome
"Wooow wooow wooow!"
"I'm pregonot"
😂😂😂
Awww. The gay couple had a very happy life, their decision making could use work.
Devin Lupei What are you talking about? Their decision making is great they agree with everything!!!!
I love having the bloopers at the end, that last one was frickin hilarious
Noah and Keith relationship was simple and healthy… just perfect
I STG THEY KEEP TEASING US WITH SHOURTNEY AND KOAH
Lillyluvslollypops11 I’m just waiting for Shoah
@@bo4915 you know that's not the weirdest people ship wes and joven
Fr they do be doin that
I love this Every [blank] ever Series
KOAH!!!!!!!
Literally my favorite part of the whole video.
Cried laughing, my favorite video as of lately. Thanks Smosh hahaha
Why is Courtney just so gorgeous. Like I appreciate just how beautiful she is. Like WOW just. 👏👏
no one:
not a single person:
rachel: CLOUT
“I love you too dad” lmfao
"I'll go tell the cats." I don't know why that was hella cute.
The Keith/Noah hookup is everything everyone ever wanted. Ever. That was perfection.
Why would I want that?
cmdrmeldoc59 that’s disgusting and that comment is plain ignorant, even though it was a joke, it was stupid.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ why is that disgusting
@@GreekOrthodox7 You're not a real Smosh fan then...
Keith and Noah had the best scene! That was way to freaking cute and really funny. 😍
I don't ship anyone from Smosh but I enjoy Koah the most. 😆
Shane talking to his downstairs is the funniest thing ever
0:43
Ladies take notes....
Btw Courtney’s hilarious and stunning like always♥️👏🏼
Bruh Lol
Nayops 18 She’s gorgeous 😍
Guys want high fives?
The Amusing Spade no
The ebony and ivory ship is so real
So beautiful
Keith farting in the bed and Noah dying of laughter is my favorite part😂😂☠️
This was a good one. Shayne lol I love you buddy. You're too damn funny.
awww that last part with keith and noah is truly wholesome
*_every twitch streamer ever_*
please this is like the 13th time im asking lmao
tty days egg and sign
gjkotigg
5:11 a nice hit at Maricraft Apocalypse right there
5:14 is too real xD
That's how my relationship started 8 years ago, lmfao
Who else wants a "Every Fangirl Ever"
Cc’s random Time yes I think that would be funny but what about every ship ever?
@@theoutlawsessions760 That's done already
Ofv Lgcn after I posted it I kinda thought they had lol thanks for that tho :)
The OutLawSessions Yeah I was a little confused lol
"let's go tell the cats" KSHSKHSSKJSJS THATS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD, THANK U SMOSH FOR THE PROPER REPRESENTATION
it literally reminded me of Freddie Mercury
Cat finds out Noah and Keith are getting married
Cat: My baby human is getting married!
Tatiana killed it this sketch, love having new people be involved in everything
Of course, clickbate us with Shourtney and don’t give it to us🥺
But we got koah!
hack1204 obviously the best smosh ship
@@N0body. no ian and anthony are the best ship
hack1204 wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ummmmmmm let's just say it used to be
I don’t understand Shourtney, Oliviourtney has so much more chemistry
The "HOW MANY WERE IN THAT PACK" accuracy destroyed me.
Is it just me or was the one where Noah and Keith got married genuinely cute
Every fangirl ever pls!!! it has to have a weeaboo in it lol so I can relate. im gonna die now lol
OMFG I’ve got the same t-shirt as Ian in his and Courtney’s scene 😂🤦♂️
Nobody:
Ian and Courtney: *wOaH*
The bit that keith and Noah did made me "awwww!" So hard I died
Next should be Every ASMR Ever!!!😂
I'm pReGoNaNt.
I cracked up so hard
3:20
CLOUT ALLY
absolutely beautiful
6:13 “Goodmorning” *has perfect makeup*
6:34 Oh God, ''IAN IS PREGANANT 2'' is happening!
DarthVidar-spiller not pregnant, preganont
@@avacosby7435 That's not what the subs say.
DarthVidar-spiller well in the bloopers he says “I’m preganont!!”
Noah & Keith’s bit was my fav 😂
Didn't even fake kiss smh but going to tell the cats you're getting married is gay goals
@@crunchevo8974 disgusting
Do a “every PLOT TWIST ever”
Please!!!!!!!!!!!
Della Romano the whole episode ends... WITH A PLOT TWIST
I love the Keith and Noah one so much 🥺❤️
I see this video again & again to listen 'every hookup ever ' in courtney's voice.. It makes me giggle🤭🤭🤭
1:25 *"MEEEEEEEOWWWW"* 😂😂
I can’t unsee this video 🤦🏽♀️😂
Me: None of this is gay, I'm offended.
Noah and Keith: *end up getting married*
Me: I'm proud of these children.
Why would you get offended
@@mrhater123 because i'm gay and we need representation
@@tbreads7621 I'm offended that the gays got representation
@@marcus7049 that's your opinion and i can't change that. so go off. i just won't listen.
I'm offended that f*gs got representation too
Is this what hooking up is like? Haven’t had the thrill yet.
You, me, and a whole lot of other people. Here’s hoping we don’t have to live with that, for much longer
Brenyatta Here’s hoping!