If Instagram Were Real
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- 게시일 2020. 02. 16.
- What would life be like if Instagram were real?
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Writers: Monica Vasandani, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Set Dresser: Stephen Smyka
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Key Hair & Makeup: Morgan Marinoff
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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I feel like this video was just made so that Courtney could be Brianna Boho again lmfaooo
And Bryce Chryson
My videos are made to save the planet i have the most important channel ever
hi Wood, btw wobba wobba
400th like
@@MrDankTM hi jod paubbapaubba
And Shayne was still left hanging.
Yeah, cuz true fans don't need a response.
Hi and this is true
hi toby. btw wobba wobba
I smell a lawsuit...
fellow star wars pfp
That is true
0:07 Kimmy is too pure for us
Old timey salesman/preacher Courtney is one of my favorite Courtneys.
Yeah! And she plays the role so well
comment below your favourite courntey, mines been missing for over 5 years now!, they'll never find the bodies! Smosh forever!
Love how they made Shayne the one to look at the doll baby, and he's afraid of dolls
hi Lucy. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM stop replying with the same thing
@@ianscholes3223 go to his channel.
@@JoshuaWebbYT ohhhh that's kinda funny
JODisHere can u stop
"Say thank you Daddy"
"NOOOO"
hi steven. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM wobba wobba
SHUT UP!(do remember this)
@@MrDankTM I'm crying rn
Nobody -
Insta gals - swipe up and join my only fans...
Feel bad for Shayne in the “look at my baby” scene because of his doll phobia. Love you shayne❤️
Omg why did I forget that ❤️💖💕🥺😋
Oh really? I didnt know there is that kind of phobia
@@etienne7930
Theres a phobia for everything probably
Can someone please explain that scene with the baby? I don't get what part of Instagram it's meant to represent
@@hemlockhall4450 It's referring to moms who constantly post videos or pics of their baby/children. Naturally it's cuteness factor attracts other moms or people who like looking at babies.
Courtney's character trying to convert everyone, omfg. Has me rolling.
Carrie H you have 666 likes
@@warzne7077 That's pretty groovy.
I done the 820th like
I got this to 1k likes
She is one of those ads that's somehow just know what u look at lmaoo
Damien's "WE STAN AN AMAZING QUEEN" was the best
YESSSSS
GahhhDamn, Courtney killed it with that blonde insta character, looking straight through my whole soul lmao. We truly do stan an amazing queen.
I was on that part when I went past this comment
*S I M P*
Courtney making the struggles post was hilarious. It was almost freaky the way she kept totally mellow but had a demented look in her eyes. The fact she didnt even corpse during the blooper made it hilarious. And damien saying we stan a queen? Pure ace 😂
Reminded me of overly attached girlfriend
Forgot the person that goes "I'm a meme page with literally no ads" or "I own the guiness world record for fastest accepter"
Rain _ or “swipe for more! ... you swiped this far might as well follow!”
Or the art accounts that get constantly screwed by the algorithm
Courtney being taller than Shayne while in the Briana Boho shoes is everything
oldtimey salesman courtney is the character that we didn't know we needed
hi Fiona. btw wobba wobba
I knew I wanted more Courtney characters so I think that counts but holy crap yes
for some reason she reminded me of a mix between the vault tech rep from fallout 4 and the salesman from that one episode of i love lucy
"Go bald"
"Regret going bald" Lmao 😂
*Taps you on the forehead*
_aeh yeawh I look cute_
Why is damien's voice in the fashion blogger bit the same as shaynes joker voice but also pure anime?
hi tom. btw wobba wobba
OH MY GOD IT IS😂 SEXY JOKER MMMHHHMMMM
There voices are higher the taller they are
...............Denki Kaminari.
is that damien hugging someone in ur profile?
🥵 he's hot
I love that Courtney was upset at the influencers ad even though she did the same thing with Transition Lenses.
Brenna Bailey NO ONE IS SAFE
It's a bit
Courtney Miller *n o o n e*
@@Co_mill Lollllll I love you 😂
@@Co_mill 😂😂
Does anyone else realise that Shayne is always stuck in the weird situations
3:58 soooo is no one going to talk about Courtney's nASSa shirt, because I feel like that's important
it’s naSA not NASSA
Mango Tango but Courtney’s shirt says NASSA not NASA
Hahahahahaha, I never would have noticed.
Pomelo Pomelo her shirt says nassa not nasa we already knew we’re not dumb :c
@@internationaldrama8392 I love how the joke went completely over your head
"We stan an amazing queen"
Nicki: "Aii, ima head out"
hi Meme, btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM wObBa WoBbA
@pistachionut255 "tRuE fAnS dOnT nEeD a ReSpOnSe"
@@velocityzx7310 nah it's more like *"true fans don't need a response."*
No... Just no...
"If Instagram were real"
The Instagram App: _Now wait just a minute..._
Oh hello beloved rice
hi Justin Y. have not seen u in a while, how r the kids? btw wobba wobba
Hhhhheeeeeyyyyyyy JUSTIN!
It’s all actually a lie
😳
“say thank you daddy”
Shayne: “no...no..” 😂
“How many STDs do you have?” Had me dead💀
Mia Saringer when did they say that
Asher Sedwick 4:17
“Look at my baby” LOOK at my baby” “LOOK AT MY BABY!”
hi Laza. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM lol imagine begging for attention
It's an old joke from every Facebook ever.
"True fans don't need a response!" That's true, Damien hasn't replied to my comments on here or on Social Media since that 1 time he replied to my comment on like 3 videos in a row in the summer and I'm still a true fan hahaha :'(
hi oscar. btw wobba wobba
JODisHere oml
Who?
Oh my, that’s so sad.... hahaha
Jod the master replier is here
The girl with the baby scares the ever loving bejesus out of me.
Me too omfg
"ghosted again by nicki" had me crying for some reason
The "Look at my baby" woman is my cousin. She has a 1 year old girl and she always post about it
hi toku. btw wobba wobba
Litterally same
All over my feeds, i need to stop friending my relatives
Omg my aunt is the exact same always posting about her destructive and messy boys
@@MrDankTM what are you
Some every blank ever ideas:
Every music video ever
Every Good Mythical Morning ever
Every conspiracy theory ever
Every play ever
All I could think of
Harm C every Try Guys video ever
Good mythical morning would be hilarious
Sara Al Hashimi that’s a great idea too!
Christopher Baldwin it could even just be Shayne and Damien doing their impressions of Rhett and Link😂
That try guys one is fantastic hahaha
Courtney: taps random persons head
Stranger: smiles
2:01 “Eggy eggy” best words of 2020
The first things that courtney said were actually true a out the people on this planet
hi wars. btw wobba wobba
All of them are true
JODisHere did you comment on pyros video too 😂
Wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM wobba wobba
1:55
*_if instagram was real_*
* literally just a baby *
thank god babies aren’t real !
@@professionalmilfhunter3006 Ugh ikr. Idk what I would do if they were.
@@professionalmilfhunter3006 tHEy aRe ReAL IdIOt
@@Sam-hw2rt this can't be real. I must be dreaming. Babies being real... that's like my worst nightmare
@@pleasepetthecat aRE Yozu DuM
I Need to See Shayne As a D&D character.
Pls play d&d..
Struggling and smiling Brianna Boho is gonna hunt me till the rest of my life
Courtney: *“Stop drinking! It’s illegal! For all of us, if you believe in God.”*
Me: B-But Wine?🍷
hi joanna. btw wobba wobba
Only legal when in human blood form, duh.
But water?
I just darnk wine.. ooops
Lol I was thinking the same thing. But also wine was originally non-alcoholic
That baby’s my sleep paralysis demon.
hi panda. btw wobba wobba
I was trying to watch this video at 3 A.M last night but when the Alexa scene came up, my Alexa started to tell me the weather and it was on full volume nearly - waking up my mum and dad
the "Hey Alexa!" part activated my Amazon fire tablet to the weather app XD
The psychopath smile Courtney and the awkward smile Shayne is the best. 4:35
hi Das. btw wobba wobba
them yellow teeth shayne has
@@MrDankTM Huh ?
Video on my home page:
3 minutes ago
Coments:
35 minutes ago
hi perry. btw wobba wobba
the mental gymnastic
Easy explanation: they used teleporting fat guy.
@@brynn3310 oh, makes sence
1:07
When Kaminari gets brain fried in “My Hero Academia”
Lol what I was thinking too
At 6:40 Damien even does the thumbs thing 😂👍🏻👍🏻
Can you blame him ochako is so hot (jk)
One of the things I love the most about this channel is seeing the growth of all of the smosh cast. And Courtney in particular has just become amazing at these skits. It’s great to see
kimmy jimenez one of the best sporty/nerdy/fancy/girl next door ever
Smosh: if instagram was real.
Me: wait...... insta is a real app.
hi ruben. btw wobba wobba
👋
@@MrDankTM stop replying to everybody.
JODisHere shut up
Courtney, Shayne, and Damien are the best trio I can think of. The friendship between all three of them seems so genuine.
i especially love the instagram posts from instagram models with their perfect bodies putting captions like "loving yourself and being a good person are the most important things in life" while they are in as little clothing as instagram possible.
yea, its probably not hard to love yourself when you look the way you do.
Lol the ad part is SOOO accurate! 😆 I swear Instagram listens on ur convos and gives u ads related to them
i loved the voice that Damien made. and this sketch is a true story about Instagram.
*"wE stAn aN aMaZinG qUeEn"*
Loving this new girl. Hoping she’s on Smoshcast soon.
Which new girl??!!..
NO timestamp...🕛
...And...
No reference!!👸
Kimmy or Jacklyn?
We didn’t get to see olivia, noah and keith in some sketches lately:( Do they still work in smosh?
Hopefully they're still working in Smosh. Some of theses new ppl aren't as good as them.
hi Power. btw wobba wobba
I haven’t seen Keith and Noah in a while now
I think they are working at Smosh part time to focus on other things, that is what I've heard
They were all in sketches last week or the week before. They've also made appearences on the other Smosh channels
"For those who are struggling know that you will also push through and to everyone who's stuck with me through this whole thing i appreciate you i love you guys"
me: stares at phone for few seconds then burst into laughter hahaha
that s0 relat bl and
the funniy (real fv
🌍
I love that jacklyn and kimmy are in almost al the videos by now there so refreshing
I like Courtney’s hair she did a good job dying it
I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About"
- Deangelo Vickers
Wow so original
Top form from everyone, well done. Courtney's stare at the end was extremely uncomfortable, and really funny.
Loving the extra BTS and bloopers! More of that please!
I love Jacklyn! It'd be super cool to have them guest on Smosh Pit sometime (if they're comfortable with that)
Who is Jacklyn??!!😀
I'm surprised there isn't a "paid for by Michael Bloomberg" stamped onto every instagram skit here
Finally the legend is back
hi justin Y. btw wobba wobba
Justin Y. Actually got an ad for him
Probably because Smosh is rooting for him
Two comments 1 video?
LOOK AT MY BABY!!!
Shayne: Realizes it's a doll.
i love you guys so much omg, this was great
4:30 goddd xD
"ploppin brown"
-shayne and damien 2020
I will see that Courtney’s expression in my nightmares forever from now on
I don't have an Instagram and my friends have been convincing me to create an account for ages. Now I watched this video and you totally convinced me, guys! I'm never creating it! :)
Jacklyn is out-Shayneing the Topp in the scream category. Step it up Shayne!
I love Courtney’s salesman character. 😂
Is no one gonna talk about how Damien’s hair just changes in the middle of the video
The promoted ads are so true
Court's Psychotic eyes at the last scene is giving me the severe case of the deep belly laughs rotfl!
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Shayne: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU! ❤
6:24
You guys always lift me up. Thx for making me laugh. I have been having a really bad day.
I was watching sam and cat and saw Shayne and started screaming 🤣😂
Courtney’s scale of moods is like Brianna Boho to her salesman
Courtney was so funny in this , I loved her sketches
I have never been on Instagram and I have just become thankful of this.
Courtney's hair in 2:18 looks really good! Love it!
1:44 that was my favourite bit lol
Ironic how DAMIEN was the one to leave someone hanging here.. Shayne needs to file a case
Call judge fredd!
I’m not even a minute in and I’m already laughing my ass off😂🤣
And once again my depression has been cured by a wonderful cast ❤️❤️
Half the vid was bloopers 😂
I think I need more Courtney as an old-timey salesman in my life
Courtney’s hilarious and stunning like always♥️👏🏼
5:39 is a MOOD and I love her
I love Jacklyn!!! She’s very expressive and funny!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Random comment: **exists**
JODisHere: hi *"insert name"* wobba wobba
You forgot the btw b4 the wobba wobba
I’m loving this Jacklyn girl!
That is hilarious! The sheer amount of scary eyes is insane! The sickly lady Shane pushed past, lol. Lol.
The black lady does crazy well.
Hey Nicky
"Nice Outfit!"
👍
I don’t wanna come across of creepy or anything but Courtney’s hair in a ponytail and a side fringe is superrrr cuuuute! ❤️
5:19 "Dying on the inside look"
*nailed it*
"look at my baby" 😂😂
Thats the one from Facebook video u guys make right? 😂😂
2:42
Google's always listening.
FB is ALWAYS listening also!!😭😵
4:40 is very accurate good job on that one
The Alexa bit set off the Alexa in my room and it told me what the weather was 😂😂😂
Cortney and Shayne are so incredibely talented, it's wonderful. 💚🤯
"so i'm in the park, right? Just playing with raw meat in my hands"
...As one does