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No matter how many generations come and go, the types of teachers never change!
EVERY [BLANK] EVER is a parody show poking fun at everything… ever. Join Ian, Anthony, Keith, Noah, and Olivia as we throw a big, fat magnifying glass on the ridiculous tropes and hilarious stereotypes from movies, music, technology, video games, and popular culture… NO SUBJECT IS SAFE! Catch the newest series from SMOSH every other Tuesday on / smosh
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Cast:
Olivia Sui
Keith Leak
Courtney Miller
Shayne Topp
Joe Bereta
Sunny Peabody
Ryan Todd
Ryan Sweeney
Brittni Barger
Elisabeth Nunziato
Michael Pollock
Director: Ryan Todd
Assistant Director: Kimani Okearah
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty & Luke Barats
Produced by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Edited by: Katie Reed
Post Supervision by: Ryan Finnerty
Coordinating Producer: Mayra Diaz
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Sound: David Kauffman
Pre-production Designer: Odin Abbott
On-set Production Designer: Lindsey Liberman
Grips: Pattrick Egan & Lee Eisenhower
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Makeup: Paula Barkley
Wardrobe Assistant: Feleicia Martin
PA: Stephanie MacDonell
DIT/Media Mgmt: Gabe Laguer
BTS: Phil Mohr
Color: Mike Burton
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You forgot:
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DO."
and
"STOP PACKING THERES STILL 1 MINUTE LEFT OF CLASS."
True
THIS
R u mr. Hetz
+Ana Wolf Haha that last one was one of my teachers :P
and "Stop lining up at the door we are not cattle, everyone needs to be in there seats before anyone leaves."
"Was that a pop quiz?"
Shayne just gets better and better!
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 hey?
@@Ironhutt hey
2:15
*In a World... Where the DWEEBS actually Dodge the Ball*
Daphne Farris Let me guess... You’re calling him a nerd because of his glasses.
Or its because they actually called him a dweeb in the video
Or that he sounded worried when he tried to dodge?
That is raseist
Piccolo: *looks at Gohan*
Gohan: ...what?....what!?
2:46 the way he grabbed Olivia made me uncomfortable
That's the point.
Yes
Gaming With Hayden m e t o o
Gaming With Hayden me too-
What made it weird is the head rub, why
3:08 Oh no, she's showing her ankles! LMAO!
lol
+Ikkaku Madarame lol
oh shit
"Sexy ankles"
so dum
I'm that one nerd that dodges every dodgeball but can never throw it
yes
I feel you, bro.
Ⓧⓐⓝⓣⓗ Ⓜⓞⓔⓝ I just stand there an dodge, but it looks I'm trying to dance
Ⓧⓐⓝⓣⓗ Ⓜⓞⓔⓝ your such a nerd your spelling is so good through*
Hugo Brown ur inference is very good (it's supposed to be *throw not *through)
*You forgot the teacher with the favorite student....*
A. K. A teacher's pet
What is wrong with you you are weird 🤢🤮
@@idknothingrn8556 Not that kind of teacher and student thing. What about that one student who's essentially best friends with the teacher and can talk their way in and out of anything with them?
@@idknothingrn8556 shut up SwAn
@@gayrete nah I rather not you weird trash fake Michael afton
3:55 when your mom says clean your room
ghdfg dgfdfg and your bro is laughing next to you because he has a clean room
Ur profile pic matches it too
I died at this
ghdfg dgfdfg I’ve been laughing at that scene for so long
True
That first scene happed in my class. My teacher was showing off, then he decided to start jumping on the tables and of course he fell off
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY CHANNEL NAME ... derp I remember in school when i grabbed a chair to go and hit someone around the head and the teacher walked in.... she stared at me and walked out
One time my teacher was decorating the class over the summer and spent over half the year with a broken arm.
Once my eighth grade science teacher was dancing around, kicked a girl's desk, and broke the top of her desk off. He's also ripped his pants during class three times.
Last year my 10th grade math teacher was doing wheelies on a students wheel chair and fell...twice
Your teachers are so weird.
2:52 why was this one tooooo funny!😂😂
GuestyPlayz lol i know
Sooo trueeeee
Shayne all the way on the left Xddd
Omg Ginger Shanye killed me
I’m the 600th
0:58 you can see Keith laughing
No way!
Its part of the act
@@native_omar4216 is it
@@monokuma7746 we wont actually know because laughing works in both sides of the story xd
“Oh captain my captain”
*falls*
This is the funniest part in the entire video
3:12 made me laugh
We came here to learn dickhead
👏
0:08
So true
Awesome
0:05 that's a nice idea why won't my teachers try that idea?
I literally forgot i wrote this comment
Its a referemce from the film "O captain My Captain!" That was taken out of a book, written by Walt Whitman, u should watch it lol
And also from dead poets society
My teacher once sat on the counter in the science lab and fell in the sink lol
rainbow planet xd “CAPTAIN MY CAP”
I have the same profile as you! ( :
1:18 The kid is smiling while his teachers arms get cut off.
Ogyyxrtfu
hansacu1 He is a sadist.
100th like
2:30
You are playing shitblox?
Shayne looked at Courtney’s pee stain like:
Oh shit. Dont laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh.
Angel Strong i try re-creating it i just lmao
A know
ikr i see his face and I try not to laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
*gets a straw *
*SLURPPP*
Lol
1:57 "Can you hurry up bc my parents are giving me a surprise birthday party"
Wait how do you know about the surprise
r/woooosh?
seel no
omggggg
Fuck you stan lee???? Og smosh people would get it
Jealous Gamer you act like your surprised don’t worry
0:34 Shanes notebook drawing
b i g d i c c e n e r g y
voldi B i g b r a i n e n e r g y -jay from the kubscouts
Is that a banana?
@@annagolemme6218 Yeah.. sort of.
Oh no...
3:23 did anybody else hear Shane say, "she's a basic witch!"
Yes lmao
JustACactus [•_•] oh yeah I just went back and heard it
*Shayne
JustACactus [•_•] I thought he said “she’s a baguette!”
no i didn't, since you timed it wrong and only hear the last word in his sentence.
0:35 look at what he's drawing
Fake fan doesn't know his name is Shayne!
Fredred zEpic Some Fans Doesn't Even Know The Name Of Shayne...
Xbox Gamer and you don't know grammar
WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT
A huge dick
Lmao 🤣 I love how Shane is still writing at 1:20
Note passing is so outdated, like we text now.
YAASS
You Fak
+Иван Калюхин 😀😇
me and my friends pass notes all the time, we've never gotten caught
+CJGamingTV People at my school text in class all the time, and we are not allowed phones at school at all.
you forgot one, the... THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO! teachers
Sammeh All of my teachers are those teachers =(
in poland they say "THE BELL IS NOT FOR YOU IT IS FOR THE TEACHERS"
If the bell does not dismiss me from class, the bell does not bring me to class.
+fatchicken18 so true
I had a friend reply to a teacher after she said that. He said isn't that what the bell does. She told him to stay after class.
1:50 I knew there’s something on her mind when she said class dismissed…
Lamo XD
@@dragonmaster2447 good thing he’s legal
3:00 Courtney face 🤣🤣
And Shane's
Lamo
And Keith's
Lamo
The teachers lounge one made me laugh so hard
Albert Martinez Yez
Yea
Facks
My high school prepared me for my future career in Education hell my principal let me go to the teachers lounge whenever I wanted and the teachers would let me in on the gossip and address me as Miss.Sanchez I even had a staff ID
Same
2:48 Courtneys like mm nope!! 😂
0:13 I chuckled when Shayne said “awesome”😂😂😂
shayne did not say that. The teacher said it
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 it was shaynes voice
@@vinnielee4690 no it wasn't
Are you def? Why the hell would shayne say that if he's just a boring student who just wants to study.
@@vinnielee4690 it's obvious that the teacher said it because he's the one Tryin to act cool and stuff
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 it didn’t sound like him tho. It sounded like shayne bruh
The very final joke is hilarious to me cause I've seen what Teachers do in their lounges and the way they just all are getting away from the students is so accurate. Also the food thing was kind of funny...
1:03 Hadn’t seen Stevie in a long time.
That's Stevie?
Samsung/Android Is the best /Fortnite sucks yeah
THAT’S STEVIE!?!
@@PaulZheng yes man
Costea Brailean damn that man aged
1:42 Those "special" anime moments 😂😳
imagine if that was real
3:55 E or *Confused Screaming*
Both
I hate teachers that make you say "may I" to go to the bathroom like bitch please I need to fucking pee just let me go.
Manners.
Nick Cabrera if we have some other language we have to say it in that language...
so annoying.
Nick Cabrera Just Falcon Punch them and run to the bathroom. You might have problems later, BUT IT IS WORTH IT.
yup! when I saw that I thought, " oh my god... they know...."
One time the bitch didn't let me go, so I pissed on desk and I didn't get in trouble because it's illegal to not let a fucking child go to the bathroom.
am i the only one who likes Smosh's new team?
Apparently
no I have a crush on olivia
hyperzombieRS :3 talk about straightforward
Nope
no😂😛
3:57 me when my crush talks to me
3:56
3:07 did he just say
USE BACK TALK!
Quote of the year
How did Shane now about the surprise party
10 questions scientists still can't answer
Nintendo Playa4896 know*
It’s a joke
Teacher: Hey bobby stay after class
Me: *mind* don't get a boner don't get a boner *out loud* well nevermind
Teacher: oh ya big boy
Lol im done you know how the rest goes 😂😂
@@claytonjackson7387 ....
That was the joke
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who realized that they didn't even have the "shut up" intro that they always do 😞 and obviously the fact that Ian & Anthony aren't in this video is really devastating..
I noticed as well! I was actually waiting for the intro (I'm a dork) but it never came :(
+archana maya every blank ever doesnt have the intro
+Alien.Vouge ah gotcha
oops
If you dont know I Cleverly can tell you that every blank ever has his intro and other videos has shut up intro
0:08 This part laughed my head off.
2:58 I was dying laughing
Who else has called their teacher mom
Rainbow Peppermint me
My mom is # home school
Me
Me I’ve done it like 3times and one time the teacher was all like ok sun and I was enberesed in front of the whole class
Me
Whoa, that opening fall looked like it hurt - hope they had a cushion to catch him!
I imagine someone inserting a slow mo oof into it 😂😂😂 I'm sorry
It was super upsetting to watch, because if I had a teacher like that I wouldent treat him that way
I think that wasn’t meant to be the actual scene. He may have fell by accident.
That was an intended scene, and they did have a cushion. I saw it in the bts video
0:36 Shayne's doing some serious work
0:09 OMG I CANT EVEN I’m literally on the floor dying of laughter 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
True Aussie SAME
Meme alert
He is also on the floor but not laughing
1:55 a surprise 18th birthday party? ...how is it a surprise if he already knows about it?
+lieven Van loo Maybe he heard about it from somebody, but didn't want to ruin the fun. Happens a lot.
That's the joke.
Thts the joke stupid😒😑
Calm down Jason
*facepalm*
5 second ad: Skip button
35 second ad: No skip button
😡
DatLegoMann once I got a 2minute one that I couldn't skip
Ive gotten 5 second ads with the 5 second skip
Dustin Schubert g
DatLegoMann ikr
Ikr logic
3:17 LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. I CAN RELATE. (I laughed till my tears came out😂)
Me too
Same man
1:49 I'm just keeping this for later because of shayne's faces
in the first scene did any on else here some one say "that was awesome" after he fell???? creepy
OutOfSinkSamari I did
OutOfSinkSamari i think it was the teacher
OutOfSinkSamari yup
Haedar och Mustafa
OutOfSinkSamari that was the BLACK guy in the front who said
Why does the first teacher look like Mr. Jefferson from Life Is Strange
Yesss , thought i was the only one who saw that
I was just gonna type that!
+Jules the phangirl
HA,I beat you to it
+Enlighting Air I know, well done *tips cap*
I was gonna comment it
I love how shayne KNEW that his parents were throwing him a surprise birthday party!
0:08 that fall 😂😂😂😂
Is it bad that I didn't even notice that Ian and Anthony aren't in the video until I read the comments?
ikr
Ikr
same
me too
***** 'Cause it's not Smosh anymore
"Was that a pop quiz?"
Lost my sh*t
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos epic username
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos 1) same 2) username is 10/10
The scream at the end literally had me laughing so hard I cried 🤣😭
1:32
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nothing in the entire universe:
These 2 guys: why we watch a movie? were here to learn
Would, learn grammar idiot
good boi *would, learn grammar, idiot
OMG YES, THAT BATHROOM QUESTION PISSES MY LIFE OFF SO MUCH!!
***** Ali you may go to the loo
:)
***** My teacher was nice and she would just let us go to the bathroom.
+Ali Lowe Same, grade 6 was the first time I heard that may wasn't just a funny way to say can.
I was about to piss myself and I was there saying "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JUST LET ME GOT TO THE WASHROOM!"
From there on out I just say "ONLY TEACHERS CARE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAY AND CAN!' or if that doesn't work "I'll take that as a yes! Thank you."
***** Nope, Canadian too
0:45 on the whiteboard it says repeat this sentence -Youre beautiful... its true
Not for me
Omg how did you catch that lol
Hailey the Cat thanks needed that
“Whore what?”
Seriously I’m laughing so hard
2:09
Lmao what 😂
it's finally happened, this is just a look into the future when smosh is only a sketch show with actors instead of the original creators. This is the first smosh video in 10 years without Ian or Anthony.
😪I sincerely hope you're wrong though 😕
that's so true its sad
Rip smosh
Yah I hope your wrong this wasn't funny at all
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!! I was gonna comment this myself.
This confirms it. Anthony and ian are transitioning away from smosh, they are going to end up running the company but give up acting in videos, only appearing every now and then.
+enzyme20056 are you on drugs?
+enzyme20056 Even their second channel (which was more enjoyable) became a sponsored channel.
+enzyme20056 I think it was confirmed like 3 years ago when they said that was their plan. They want Smosh to be a brand, not just about themselves.
Like Ray William Johnson
Thats not true at alll
Goodness!!this one never gets old!!!especially the last scene is just hillarious!!and the saw one too!!keep it up guys!!!♥️
This was the first smosh video I ever watched, and after almost 5 years, I can safely say you guys changed my life with hilarious jokes. Thank you so much.
No books, no homework, only ideas. *and no clothes too*
Techno SubNeo NO FALLING OFF DETENTON FOR YOU
It's actually happened. A smosh video that smosh don't play any roles
*where
Anthony played the second guy running in when the teacher yelled Witch!.
+DarkDragonDoes MC nope
+DarkDragonDoes MC i thought that was Ian
+DarkDragonDoes MC That was Ian
3:54 I’m sorry but I’ve been sitting here dying at this scene for 20 minutes straight I don’t know why 😂😂
EXACTLY
0:22
Him saying “I don’t know, may you?” infuriates me so much for some reason
The first teacher looks like Mr. Jefferson from Life is Strange.
+Marc Zechner fuck Mr. Jefferson.
Thought the same !!
xXLoAfBlOkEXx Sorry, Mr. Fuckerson.
Marc Zechner Thank you.
its shitterson
0:09 my teacher did that once........ she was being Spider-Man
did she fall
Zadicus Creighton This comment is a year old he probably won’t reply
This must be a joke xD
@@ayeejj5763 I hope
Dude, I kept replaying this over and over. It has a nice beat. XD
4:06 bonus won cracked me up😂😂😂😂
Me: can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: can you?
Me: ( goes in class to assert dominance)
No student ever would rather have actual education over a movie. That's like giving someone a pot full of gold and then the guy only takes the pot.
CK-was-HERE I would rather learn than just watch movies... I want to actually be prepared for my future...
GizmoGaming Agreed. All the movies my teachers showed us is like Frozen. Like, how tf is that related to school?
My teacher has showed us crash course though...
I would take education over the movie, even if it's stormbreaker.........or bee movie.........
Galaxy Lucario bee movie wht are u 5
I lost it at the beginning when the teacher fell off the table😂😂😂
How about looking at Courtney's recation... That will make it a bunch more funnier
Me too
Me three
I’m so glad none of my teachers are like this
3:34 Me and my lil cousin are homeschooled too but we get the jokes cus we went to a normal school before lol
1:44
Best.Teacher.Ever.
Lol
+Basty Reyes Probably a student teacher
I agree
+Basty Reyes That Teacher Should Be Exterminated We All Know The First Teacher is The Best Teacher
Dead men tell no tales 1914 pedophiles
that first teacher reminds me of the teacher from Life Is Strange
+Kyoki Kitsune i was gonna say that! god damn it Mr. Jefferson!
FUCK MR JEFFERSON!
Meerkat Ratcliffe YYEAAAAHHH
spoiler down below! make sure you watch life is strange ep4 on jse channel!
spolier:
FUCK MR JEFFERSON FOR DRUGGING MAX AND SHOOTING CHLOE!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK ! FUCKY FUCKY FUCK
FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU
+Kittie Kat I really can't wait for episode 5!! It's going to be so dark on dramatic and amazing!!! THE FEELS!
True
3:02
That’s really the only time I would ever say anything rude to a teacher
This was the peak of Every blank ever
Smosh's sketch without Anthony or Ian? What is happening???? (brain exploded)
They show up every Friday, just like the past 8 or 9 years...
I was expecting a video that would be at least slightly relatable. Was thing slightly relatable for anyone besides the "I don't know, can you?" one?
no but I wish the red head teacher one was
+icefrout First one was relatable, and the one with the woman peeing.
The gym teacher one is EXTREMELY accurate in my schools
John Mendyk that one too, except my gym teacher also is a fatass who can barely walk.
+James Cogdell Haha i had a gym teacher like that 1 year
One of the Top Every Blank Ever episodes 😂
1:48-1:54 I had a little something like this for my senior bucket list that I sadly never accomplished
Every Fandom Ever
Shit and stupid
+Bruh Frog I AGREE
FNaF, Minecraft, MLP, CoD, Halo (i don't think Halo has a fandom tho)...
+Best Pony says the brony, how ironic.
+Vault Boy I don't get it
+GreNinja go I don't get it either
3:34 "I don't get any of these jokes becasue i'm home schooled." xD
Dragøn productiøns ha looser!
Dragøn productiøn
Lib Tard rude much
I watch all of your smash videos I love them so much you are the greatest KRplusrs in the world
My favorite episode so far! 😂
Im so happy that I understood the joke about the old man and witches.
What does it mean?
It makes me think of the Thickety lolllll
Nicholas Benedict History lesson it was about back in the days people believed in witches and stuff like that, im guessing the joke was that because he was old he still felt the same way they did back then (even though it was like in the 1600s i think.
Yeah people were very superstitious in Jacobean times (In Britain, I don't know what era this equates to in other countries) and people were commonly lynched in public under accusations of practising witchcraft.
In this case I think it was a reference to the film Monty Python and The Holy Grail though.
+Hazar Guzeldemirci it happened in the New England colonies which were made in 1650 so it would half to be 1650+
Why was Keith pregnant
I was wonder that too
+Phantom Killer Why do you question Keith's pregnancy but not Shayne's ?
Because they had sex with Keith
they had sex with keith
idk
That beginning is hilarious
you have no clue how many times i watch this on the toilet
Do every gamer ever
Yes i want it
Picklemaster77 Yas
that would be great
Yes
Picklemaster77 That would be 1337
I'm a teacher, and I laughed ._.
Btw, obvious question: where are Ian and Anthony?
Making a movie
+Faffle McBumbleCats it is done
+Faffle McBumbleCats wtf no, they finished it days ago
TheGamingKamikaze They have lives
+MMORAMPAGE yeah… this is their job…
That fall at the beginning is hilarious. 😂
The first one already had me dying LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣😂
0:49 lol
Great video, but where the fuck are Ian and Anthony?
I was thinking the same
weird.
+Limey Figdet on detention
ha! I didn't even realise
+Mashdash part timers didn't exist during that time
2:38 sums up that one kid I knew in elementary 😂😂
Kid: may I go to to the bathroom
Teacher: say ur alfabet
Kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: where’s ur p
Kid: running down my leg miss
Alphabet
This is what happens when a 9yr old downloads KRplus
One time someone asked me “idk CAN you?” When I said may
lmfao
smosh wasn't even on the vid... is this the first smosh video w/o smosh in it?
Yup
Yes. In ten years.
Ikr the channel is for Ian and Anthony
They were the voices
David Steer
PHYSICALLY HERE. Not just voices