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- 게시일 2020. 01. 26.
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Ian Hecox, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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that Harry Potter and Shrek crossover tho
"Whengardium lemme get in those jeans" in dyingggg
U paused the video to read the fan fic too?😂😂😂
Sophia Joy not gonna lie I would read the full creation
@@dareokoski8158 I think most people did tbh 😂
So i wasn't the only one to read the entire thing😂
Harry says as he quickly Puts his arm into those jeans and blah blah blah. Later Harry was covered in ogre "goo"
“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” I’m using this unironically in real life now and, unfortunately, no one can stop me
yo it’s wingardium lol
Catlord Risen 1:12 pause and read my dude
whengardium lemme OWO
mars asmr I saw lol
Legend has it Jackie is still tormenting Damien for his kidney to this day
뇞획싁초읜슥퇴브목뇌훅쵭은뵈뢰후뇨ㅣ횝숫뫼스툅늰숟넛묍숫
뇍숙쵝솝요툅순
표룃오묍슨쇡부뢳두퇴숩
I would
Even right now, it is still happening
The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that
“Do a little spin my kidney bean...” bro I died
ikr lol also no one like its at 420 jk now 421
“They lived sexily ever after”
Noo u red it
Shreksily
Wut
James Wohltman yes !!!!!
Lol
My husband is going to be confused when I start calling him “my little kidney bean” from now on 😂
Elisia D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elisia D
Uh oh
Elisia D I love your image it is my favourite animal !!! 🦥🦥
Do you still do that? 😗
Maui Heihei omg not since the first time but thanks for the reminder to use this nickname again lol 😂😂😂
Me: *reads the shrek fan fiction*
Also me: “Siri take a screen shot”
So I'm not the only one who screnshotted it
nice.
Same
Same to
I wasn’t the only one?
FartingUnicorn 69 you ask Siri to take a screen shot?
Damien: **crushing Noah while yelling “No! Ah!”**
I laughed so hard when I realized, of course Damien is targeting Noah throughout that entire part xDD
*the taming of shrek 'smut'*
the love story nobody knew they needed
Bro I read the entire Shrek Smut
@@whiterice7593 me too lol
*Wingardian lemme get in those jeans* I'm done! 😂😂
Brandon Phillips 😂😂😂
I think Damien wrote that, lol
"Looking to enter the DMV eh? I've seen many enter, but none have returned."
Just like my soul
Honestly a missed opportunity here lmao
@@FizzJB Ikr, I'm surprised they didnt make this joke, even in the bloopers
@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.
@@FizzJB That's too bad
That Shrek fanfiction better be out there Courtney or I'm suing smosh.
you can just read it here yknow
lol
My favorite moments
===================
• “They lived sexily ever after”
• those two screaming at each other about the kidney
That's actually me and shreks ending. Me and him have been married for 13 years! We ever have 2 kids together.
@@Ingrid-yk9hw awe i wish your family happiness for all aternity
@@Ingrid-yk9hw cool
That woman’s eyes are crazy it really adds to the character, I couldn’t stop laughing
@Logan Roub i think he means Jackie?
Whoever Kidney woman is, that delivery had me in stitchesssssssssssssss!!
Read the description dude... It says her name, which to save you some time, is Jacklyn.
Right there with you
@@pauleffinger7122 thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuu
@@JaySogga you're quite welcome.
Oof
“Can you at least read the top letter?”
“Uhh *F E F F* ”
Wert's Channel YES
Reference to Hangman in Real Life?
R/Woooosh
GOOD CALLBACK
"Their warm and magical bodies both from the same magical universe."
Finally someone who paused to read the fan fiction!
Hahahha
You know, it wasn't half bad! 😂
@@eelbobitus4551 my eyes are burning in a good way I don't know how this works it might be tears of joy
@@ry-xw6te I think we all did
i cannot be the only one seeing this lady's eyes SHAKING.
ME TOO
Where
That’s actually pretty common. My dads eyes do that.
Some people can do that easily
Cysiek kidney wamaen
So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.
@Hana Phelps I don't remember what video I saw her in first, but in that video, she didn't get credited and I commented asking people who she was.
I hope she becomes a cast member. She always has me laughing 😭
Yup the sike out got me!!
i love her this was hilarious!
Paul Effinger 666 th like
I feel like the kidney skit was purely improv and wasn't in the script lmao
Hi pixelcraftian big fan
Wtf it says 2 comments but there’s only 1
The kidney bit made me laugh historically, and then it came back out of no where and killed me! Best bit in a while.
agreed, very funny!
“Come here my little kidney bean” who is she I love her
Jacklyn Uwah, the newest member of the Smosh crew
ME TOO! SHE'S FUNNY AF. LOL
So far she's just kinda yelled and done their stupid humor. Not enough time to know if she's good overall.
Awkward Animator yeah but it went on for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long
Shes soo funny
Ah, at least someone has a decent taste in human organs.
Sean Leong personally, I prefer the liver. It has a nice tangy taste if you dip in vinegar and blood.
@@sweettea735 wouldnt that be the vinegar that is tangy
Atria Wulf if you use the blood right it can taste tangy.
I enjoy the lung but they’re SOOOO hard to find and even if a store does sell them, they’re ridiculously expensive so I usually settle down for a stomach.
I love kidneys
Those organs that are full of yellow soup it tastes really good
Add salt and vinegar and blood to it and it will be perfect
And the soup inside is rare
Kidneys usually come with no sauce because it is rare and the police is searching for that soup
Why tf does she have an electric mixer for Damien's kidneys.
A mixer. A motherf*cking mixer
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans"
Its "let me" not "lemme". -Hermione
Oof that's so true 😂 I died of laughter when I read the "Hermione" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Voldemort: Avada Ke-what the fuck did I read?
“Oh thats blob”
Great way to start a year.
It's almost been a month...
I had to pause the video to read “THE TAMING OF SHREK”
And I do NOT regret it
The story was epic and it was good comedy
i paused on it, and realized the stamp was already made in the paper before she did it. lol
I did it to
The amount of grammar errors makes it that much more hilarious
Wingardium lemme get in those jeans 🤣🤣😂😂
1:10 "whengardium let me get in those jeans" I CANT BREATHE
It is so relatable when a woman wants my kidney and comes our with a. DRILL?
An electric whisk
COME HERE MY LITTLE KIDNEY BEAN
ok my little protien guzzler
Nah pick me I’m a big bean 😏
@@Ivy15119 u got me hard
Damien and Jacklyn’s part -I’m stillll laughing after the video finished.
ジジ it was the best part
Would have been better with Shayne
@@brandon4098 replace both with shayne
ジジ i died when Damein crushed Keith to the wall 😂
@@Aquarious28Eve *Noah ?
The kidney scene was the most Smosh thing I’ve seen in a while
1:12 i bet anyone would take their time and pause this piece of art.
"I wanted to slide into them DM's, but back then DM stood for dyptheria medication."
~Lasercorn 2019
Amber what video was that form again?
@@jmadmaxx7295 try not to laugh challenge apocalypse part 2
I wasn’t sure about Jacklyn at first. After that kidney bit tho, she’s earned her place on smosh. Hope to see her in more stuff!
was thinking the same thing lol
Did she replace someone?
Me too.
We better see her in Smosh Pit soon
Even tho she pulled out a hand mixer
"The Foot Bosom."
This phrase alone needs way more attention.
How does Courtney literally look amazing with every wig she wears!
The organ doner one is so true 😂 When I first got my license six years ago, the lady at the DMV got pissy because I decided not to be an organ doner.
lmfao
I got a blood cancer, I can't do it myself because of that 🤷🏽♀️
Whoever didn’t pause for the fan fic may as well have just skipped the whole video.
that or just dont like fan fiction
James Wohltman are you 50?
Zeref Dragneel I don’t like fan fiction, but this is an exception
Can't read it. Too tiny :(
Its just concerning
I dropped my iPad and it made the screen like shadowy and it made that whole “I want your kidneys” screen better
3:57 Me when my teacher says something about an exam
Jacklyn is absolutely HILARIOUS! i hope she’s in more of these
agreed, very funny
This ain’t nothing like Dc, Maryland, or Virginia
Fat OAF ah I see what you did there
Fat OAF as a VA native, I applaud you 😆
I always thought the D stood for Delaware...
Fat OAF facts bruh
There was a mirror behind you and i could tell what you were typing the whole time PLOT TWIST!
"Theres only so many combinations of fried foods, cheese, and jack daniels that I can make"😂😂 3:06
I think this is the funniest every blank ever I've ever seen. The shrek/harry potter story and the kidney scene had me on the floor lol
“You might get a peak at someone’s ankle.”
*courtney sitting with shorts and low socks*
Me: “ I already got a peaksie at the feetsie
Undertale Fan uh you good homie
Ummmmmmmmmmmm OK Then
.___.
My Favourite Part Was On The Fan fiction When It Said "whengardium lemme get in those jeans" XD
Any one else pause it at the fan fiction stuff and read it?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Smosh fan fiction: "Whengardium let me get in those jeans"
Me: * Watches a hilarious smosh video while drinking one of their delicious coffees *
Livin' the dream
I’m not seeing enough people talking about “Diphtheria Medication Vaccination” and it’s not ok
Kayla Chen what’s that
There stuck at the sausage municipal farm still must be lol
@@chancedaman9634 watch their smosh summer games try not to laugh episode then come back, you're welcome
It was my favourite Lasercorn moment ever
*me when I take off my glasses for 2 seconds*
2:04
Ideas for "Every Blank Ever"
Every Sailor Ever
Every Murder Ever
Every hypnotist Ever
Jurassic Remake ever
Every Farmer Ever
Every nightmare ever
Zohra Fatima. I would say keep Every Murder Ever, and possibly Every Nightmare Ever. I ruled out the ones like Every Hypnotist Ever because they are very specific and there isn’t much to go off of. Then, I removed ones like Every Farmer Ever because they would be too expensive to make. In Every Farmer Every, you would need props such as farming equipment to put in a barn backdrop. That stuffs expensive, especially because it’s only getting used once. Every Nightmare Ever could work if you can get creative, but the effects might be tough. Every Murder Every would be good because it is pretty general. You have a lot of existing media to work with as well, and because of that you have many ideas. You could make fun of cheap slashers like Scream or do something about Gen Z. I hope that this helps you,
Every "every blank ever"
CleanEstorc u do know what a green screen is right......
Smosh: “every dmv ever”
Everyone from Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia: *is confused*
Elizabeth Smith actually its DC, Maryland, and Virginia
Maggie Perry yes
I’ve got the Australian version Devonport Melbourne and Victoria
Everyone from other countries: more confused than ever.
And mass
i was having a really rough night, but the bloopers made me laugh so hard :D
"wengardium lemme get in those jeans"
omfg
Random fact: Hundreds of trees grow every year because of squirrels that forgot where they buried their food. 🐿🌲🌲🌲
SciFactsYT I know
Lol😂
SciFactsYT wow that’s actually pretty cool
SciFactsYT lmaooiii
Huh cool
Who else paused and read that epic fan fiction piece.
Christopher Hanzelka I did
Jacob Dunlop it’s a great fan fiction
i paused at the drivers license photo of olivia...apparently she is about 5 feet tall and weighs 305 pounds? XD
I did
Jacob Dunlop why not
This is the best episode I’ve seen yet 😂😂🤷♀️
I just watched your power rangers video from 14 years ago and I’m not even upset XD best video EVER
6:00 got me. The way Noah can barely say, "halfway there"
Lol, does anyone else notice that Noah’s becoming Brandon Calvillo? 😂
Hahaha I literally was watching and I got an ad for a plane tracking app 😂😂😂 I said to myself “hahaha I’m not gonna be needing that for a while.
So happy to see Noah in these vids
“Wingardium lemme get in those pants”
Best
Pickup line
Ever
Weirdest
Person
Ever
Y Tho how is that weird, that’s hot fan fic
“I was halfway there”
I’m actually crying
Best joke in the whole video
This was very accurate ! Great job!
Request: every neighborhood park ever.
0:23 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO!
1921
Trevor the Wolf, I believe that was Black Women Voting.
When is Jacklyn gonna become a full time Smosh member
Dude, Jacklyn and Damien freaking got me 😂😂😂😂
Haha that Damien and that girl wanting his kidney is the best. Haha 😂❤️
Lol the blender lady was amazing 😆
1:11
"Wingardium lemme get in those jeans"
Can't wait to use this pick-up line one day
“Do a spin for me my little kidney bean” I died 🤣😩
The chick with the hand mixer killed me! 😂😂😂
“I want your kidney”, hey me too man😂
1:12 wow what a story, couldn't have put it better myself
No one:
Actually no one:
Me: DoEs DmV sTaNd FoR dIsNeY mOvIe
When noah said i was halfway there i screamed laughing
"WHENGARDIUM LEMME GET IN THOSE JEANS" HAHAAHAHAHHA OH LORD
Recommend:
Every
Criminal
Farm
Car
Fan. Fic.
Drug store
Driving lesson
Eye exam
Ever
I like the eye exam 1
They'd all be funny, but I feel like the driving lesson one would be hilarious.
like all in one, or
Bar
Kyungmi Kim hair duyrer
“we can do it now”
**pulls out hand mixer**
4:07 I just love when damian goes *eugh eeuuuoo ough* XD
Omg the DMV Lady with the hand mixer practically radiated the same energy as a casual snosh member. Freaking hilarious I loved it.
My lil kidney bean 😂 hubby is going to hate me when I start calling him that lol
"Hey Mary"
"Come on in chuck"
The chuck m part made me laugh
1:17 so funny 😂
Sonu Thomas lofreakingl I didn’t even notice that
I work in the DMV and omg this is 😂
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" will be my new pick up line.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Damien: NO!
GIRL HOLDING THE MIXER WAS FUNNY lmao
I love how KRplus is recommending me this now that I’m also done with Drivers Ed
1:11 Whoever wrote this deserves a medal!
Let's be honest
*Everyone stopped the video to read the fanfiction*
nah
Yeah
Yeah
Regret it
I did.
I cant wait for the tour i might go on February 4 at the Revolutionary hall in Portland cant wait
Are we getting an every super bowl ever or an every super bowl party ever 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
Who else paused to read the whole Shrek Love Fan Fiction at 1:10 😂 😂 😂?? Please Don't tell me in the only one
Lol dont worry ur not alone
It was pretty good not gonna lie
I did😂
Why does Courtney have to be so stylish
I'm literally gonna end up gay for her
-
Wtf you know she might read this
Bhavesh Patel well she is a .. Odd being 🙃
@@bhaveshjigna Well, it's technically a compliment
Same girl, same
I wasn't expecting the organ skit to come up again, almost choked to death 👌🏻
3:50 was exactly how the dmv goes. I swear
I'm glad us bigfoots never even have to go to the DMV out here in the wilderness
Get ready boos! I tracked him through his internet connection!
I really enjoy your content